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  • @siennility4706
    @siennility4706 4 года назад +762

    I think the best part about the last scene is that Worf will forever wonder _what the hell_ Data was talking about because it's just _too awkward_ to bring up.

    • @tablescissors
      @tablescissors Год назад +36

      😂 "Nah, he couldn't have said that"

    • @carbonized5114
      @carbonized5114 Год назад +7

      Would be true too, they have artificial gravity so it's really not a problem in that day and age, but lack of gravity does have the tendency to cause.... general sagging. Even for the great Worf.
      And like these guys in the early days woulda been spending years in space with no gravity.

    • @siennility4706
      @siennility4706 Год назад +1

      @@carbonized5114 I think you may have responded to the wrong comment by mistake.

  • @LunkovichTromofski
    @LunkovichTromofski 5 лет назад +2234

    ~Someone says aphrodisiac~
    Riker: "Allow me to introduce myself..."

    • @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM
      @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM 4 года назад +18

      HAHA That's exactly what I was thinking. The "hound dog" that he is.

    • @moneyneversleeps258
      @moneyneversleeps258 4 года назад +11

      😂😂😂

    • @jamesfry8983
      @jamesfry8983 4 года назад +32

      I often think he is in competition with old James T, also dont forget there are two Riker's so that instantly double the women

    • @Trenegeut87
      @Trenegeut87 4 года назад +52

      Riker's thought: "Finally a topic where I can shine"

    • @maxxdahl6062
      @maxxdahl6062 4 года назад +4

      @@Trenegeut87 lol Riker.

  • @Hagunemnon
    @Hagunemnon 4 года назад +890

    I swear, Data *knows* he can get away with this kind of shit, he just has some kind of weird subroutine in his code that Soong put in that gave him the desire to occasionally screw with people. Anyone else screwing around with a Chinese finger trap while briefing the Captain would've gotten a stern talking-to, at the very least.

    • @aaliyahq7360
      @aaliyahq7360 2 года назад +15

      You know I’m ROFLMAO right now, just from your comment… thank you! I needed that today!

    • @UwUYT
      @UwUYT 2 года назад +48

      i feel like brent spiner wasnt fully in character in the first and second deasons, bc u can clearly see data smiling with the finger trap, showing emotions. it lead to some very funny moments, out of character but also funny

    • @cd-zw2tt
      @cd-zw2tt 2 года назад +2

      this has to be the truth

    • @spencerdiniz
      @spencerdiniz Год назад +2

      Same happened to Spock in first season of TOS.

    • @TakaComics
      @TakaComics Год назад +24

      Yup. Same with Data, being a walking encyclopedia, not recognizing the word "aphrodisiac." I think he was trying to play dumb in front of Tasha.
      "How would that help sex? Tasha, I will require your assistance in some scientific experiments later."

  • @Iamverybald
    @Iamverybald 2 года назад +298

    Riker: You know, I'm something of an aphrodisiac myself

    • @Aeoxander
      @Aeoxander 2 года назад +4

      I'm not gay, but... true.

    • @reliantncc1864
      @reliantncc1864 Год назад +1

      There is no possibility that Data is unfamiliar with an ordinary word like that.

    • @Z7Sakari
      @Z7Sakari Год назад

      LMAO fantastic reference 😆😂🤣

  • @loganorismen7840
    @loganorismen7840 6 лет назад +1849

    1:32 Riker hears the word aphrodisiac and springs into action XD

    • @peter5886
      @peter5886 5 лет назад +89

      Why don't Data's memory banks contain information about aphrodisiacs and sexual pheromones?

    • @undrhil
      @undrhil 5 лет назад +50

      and how is Data unfamiliar with that term? Is it no longer in common usage in *ANY KNOWN STARFLEET DATABASE*?

    • @mikeymcmikeface5599
      @mikeymcmikeface5599 5 лет назад +9

      I hate Riker.

    • @beefknuckles
      @beefknuckles 5 лет назад +3

      LOL!

    • @margotrosendorn6371
      @margotrosendorn6371 4 года назад +50

      Riker is that one guy in a DnD campaign that rolls to seduce everything

  • @tyrongkojy
    @tyrongkojy 5 лет назад +420

    No one can tell me Picard wasn't laughing his ass off on the inside the entire time.

    • @zwordsman
      @zwordsman 2 года назад +25

      We have proof of that..
      He could not gbring himself to repremand Jordi nor RIker on their uncontrolled laughter.

    • @GreeneyedApe
      @GreeneyedApe Год назад +5

      Picard was very clearly messing with Data, since he knows what a finger trap is and it's obvious on first glance that Data doesn't know the trick to it.

  • @kayDawgTV
    @kayDawgTV 5 лет назад +467

    "Odd functional impass" I'm going to start using this instead of being stuck / lost.

    • @Evan490BC
      @Evan490BC 4 года назад +13

      *Impasse

    • @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM
      @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM 4 года назад +7

      Ha marriage in other words.

    • @larryyeadeke2953
      @larryyeadeke2953 3 года назад +6

      With his strength he still could have just pulled it apart.

    • @ozymandias1758
      @ozymandias1758 Год назад +2

      Yes.. but I believe that Data perceived that using brute force would've destroyed the puzzle to the extent that the solution to becoming Unstuck wouldve been Lost. We see him being very practical, when he carefully unwrapped his presents at his birthday party, so that the paper could be recycled and used again.

  • @SylarGrimm
    @SylarGrimm 10 лет назад +847

    The way he just goes "...Stuck" is so cute! XD Data is the best.

    • @plummet3860
      @plummet3860 6 лет назад +23

      He would just break that finger trap though

    • @CeramicQuill
      @CeramicQuill 5 лет назад +37

      @@plummet3860 he didn't want to break it.

    • @neoanimefreak_7606
      @neoanimefreak_7606 5 лет назад +26

      And Rikers first reaction =P. Then everyones at the end. As if they're saying "Oh Data, never stop being you"

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 года назад +3

      You would think, with microhydraulic "muscle" actuators, he could break that trap like nothing. Lol

    • @TheNyah5
      @TheNyah5 4 года назад

      From which Episode is this?

  • @rngwrldngnr
    @rngwrldngnr 12 лет назад +254

    As a computer scientist, I could actually see Data having these sorts of gaps in his knowledge. As a cyberneticist living in obscurity, Soong probably had all sorts of scientific knowledge that he had collected to give his creations, but ended up hacking together the basic common knowledge stuff as it came up. There are actually projects underway to try to avoid problems like this, creating enormous common knowledge databases. It'll be interesting to see how it turns out.

    • @haweater1555
      @haweater1555 2 года назад +21

      I imagine it's called the "DUHHH !" database of facts so basic and obvious, humans don't even give thought to it. And that's a problem if programmers don't apply it to systems.

    • @Monochromicornicopia
      @Monochromicornicopia 2 года назад +11

      I think its more targeted than that in TNG. Its not merely common knowledge that Data lacks. Specifically, knowledge of overtly sexual information needed to understand many crude jokes in the series. Also deceitfulness. He didn't know the word "sneak" for crying out loud

    • @tablescissors
      @tablescissors Год назад +2

      @@Monochromicornicopia Aww.

    • @Nerval-kg9sm
      @Nerval-kg9sm Год назад +2

      I'm pretty sure his database contained large dictionaries. 'Aphrodisiac' would be in the future equivalent of the OED and Wikipedia. He didn't know because the writers thought it was a funny bit. That's all.

    • @wolfgangdevries127
      @wolfgangdevries127 Год назад

      Or.. it's simply a running gag.

  • @acinonyxjubatus3293
    @acinonyxjubatus3293 7 лет назад +1401

    A basic summary of Data:
    Innocent android baby

    • @galahad6300
      @galahad6300 6 лет назад +15

      Acinonyx Jubatus thats the same for Worf, B’Elanna and Ezri

    • @blankpage9277
      @blankpage9277 5 лет назад +64

      Not quite entirely innocent, remember he is "fully functional" ;)

    • @BC_Animus
      @BC_Animus 5 лет назад +28

      Not "smoother than Riker's face"?

    • @margotrosendorn6371
      @margotrosendorn6371 5 лет назад +34

      being the rabid fangirl I am, I've dubbed him "adorkable marshmallow child"

    • @DrakealNetwork
      @DrakealNetwork 4 года назад +9

      It's fine I'll take 10

  • @scumbaggaming9418
    @scumbaggaming9418 5 лет назад +570

    Data: (referring to "aphrodisiac") I am unfamiliar with that term.
    Riker: *slowly walks up* Maybe I can be of some assistance.

  • @Kettz
    @Kettz 5 лет назад +142

    Data: I am not familiar with the term "aphrodisiac"!
    Riker: "Allow me to introduce myself"

    • @Erectoralporicy
      @Erectoralporicy 4 года назад +3

      Data: I am not familiar with the term "Date Rape"
      Riker: *smiles*

  • @redstonecasey4713
    @redstonecasey4713 2 года назад +21

    I love how innocently curious Data is: it's one of the reasons he's so likeable.

  • @fffreddie
    @fffreddie 10 лет назад +441

    Finger puzzle outsmarts Data? Totally plausible. One of our Nuclear Mechnical instructors brought a yo yo to class as a training aid. We watched him untie the knot and retie it around his finger. It took several tries but he finally got it to fit his finger. One of the other students finally asked the question most of us wanted to ask. Why didn't he just put the string through the loop it came with and simply tighten it around his finger. He looked at us like what are talking about? We showed him and he said oh. It never occurred to him.

    • @trymhjelmervik2388
      @trymhjelmervik2388 10 лет назад +100

      yes, there is such a thing as overthinking the problem, data is notoriously good at it...

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 9 лет назад +7

      *****
      The "complicated way" is faster, that's why.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 9 лет назад +1

      *****
      I started when I was 3 and a half and now I'm 3 and three quarters.
      If my math is correct, then that's not years of practice.

    • @adamromero
      @adamromero 8 лет назад +16

      Still silly that Data can bend titanium but can't get out of a finger puzzle.

    • @fffreddie
      @fffreddie 8 лет назад +19

      +atombot89 It's not that he couldn't easily rip through finger puzzle if he wanted to. It's that a simple device perplexes him. He's not really intelligent. He's a computer that just happens to be able to walk around. But he's a living computer that is capable of learning.

  • @joeritchie7286
    @joeritchie7286 5 лет назад +160

    Brent was so skilled in keepin a strait face as Data

  • @Voxynqueen4eva
    @Voxynqueen4eva 12 лет назад +68

    Just love the look on Data's face when admitting he was stuck lol

    • @SevenOfNineIsHot
      @SevenOfNineIsHot 2 года назад +7

      Yesss it's my favorite and he also does it when he was on trial in measure of a man

  • @OganySupreme
    @OganySupreme 4 года назад +55

    I like the innocent expression on Data's face when he says he is stuck! Priceless!

  • @johnmccarron7066
    @johnmccarron7066 6 лет назад +64

    I love how, after the solution to the finger-trap was shown to him, he wasn't embarrassed or ashamed: just amazed. It was the most intriguing thing to him in that moment.

  • @brav0wing
    @brav0wing 4 года назад +193

    Ah, you left out the:
    "Smooth like and android's butt, hey, Data?"
    Data strokes Riker's chin and shakes his head.

    • @elisegutierrez5062
      @elisegutierrez5062 3 года назад +1

      I wanna like this comment but it’s at 69

    • @striker8961
      @striker8961 3 года назад +4

      Link pls?

    • @feyefall4855
      @feyefall4855 3 года назад +1

      @@elisegutierrez5062 Feel free to like, it's long past

    • @jtenorj
      @jtenorj 2 года назад +2

      @@striker8961 ruclips.net/video/JPba4eh7Mms/видео.html 6:10-6:40. You're welcome.

    • @gabrielsierra6890
      @gabrielsierra6890 Месяц назад

      But that was a littler later, while data had time to process the ...data

  • @OsamaBinLooney
    @OsamaBinLooney 5 лет назад +19

    when Data started asking Worf about his boobs and then the ships showed up I was like "OH LOOK! literally ANYTHING ELSE, let's pay attention to it!"

  • @linkeffect82
    @linkeffect82 7 лет назад +119

    That clip from Insurrection was hilarious. I can't help but wonder if Data whimsically decided to act on a "trolling" sub-routine once he overheard Crusher and Troi speaking.

    • @tablescissors
      @tablescissors Год назад +5

      I can't imagine what he was hoping to achieve from that exchange.

  • @instafruit5121
    @instafruit5121 8 лет назад +193

    1:12 Troi tapped Riker on the shoulder, like look what data is doing.

    • @ImmaterialDream
      @ImmaterialDream 5 лет назад +22

      And Riker does a facepalm while smiling like this XD

    • @blazinfae704
      @blazinfae704 5 лет назад +19

      ImmaterialDream Everyone knows Data is too precious for this universe

    • @007Spadge
      @007Spadge 4 года назад +4

      oh my god I didn't even notice! xD

    • @eleSDSU
      @eleSDSU 3 года назад +4

      I love how on every rewatch you can get more and more out of this series.

  • @KateDixon2112
    @KateDixon2112 8 лет назад +537

    I want to see Spock and Data argue!

    • @builder396
      @builder396 8 лет назад +14

      +Epic Nerd2112 Go watch the TNG two parter "Redemption"

    • @DelcoRanz93
      @DelcoRanz93 8 лет назад +45

      +Epic Nerd2112 Unification actually.

    • @builder396
      @builder396 8 лет назад +6

      Starfleet2360 my bad. redemption was with klingons, wasnt it?

    • @DelcoRanz93
      @DelcoRanz93 8 лет назад +3

      +builder396 Yeah

    • @GodSmoko
      @GodSmoko 8 лет назад +22

      +Epic Nerd2112 oddly enough my favorite part of TNG was no vulcan main characters, brent spiner is a fucking mad man

  • @DeathBringer769
    @DeathBringer769 7 лет назад +26

    That last part with Worf is one of Data's most hilarious moments.

  • @Damorann
    @Damorann 12 лет назад +50

    I love that Data is an android with amazing analytical abilities, almost unsurpassed clarity of vision when asked about very difficult subjects both technical and philosophical yet discovers the entire world through the simplicity and wonder of a child.
    If we were all like this, perhaps our world would be far less bloody.

    • @tablescissors
      @tablescissors Год назад +2

      Yes, but people treat you REALLY shitty. Ask a lot of kid nerds who grew up.

  • @aluisious
    @aluisious 12 лет назад +15

    "How does stimulation of the olfactory nerves affect the enjoyment of sex?"
    Riker immediately looks at Troi.

  • @ricardotrevinojr1994
    @ricardotrevinojr1994 3 года назад +9

    1:11 Troi gets Riker's attention and gestures at Data, as if saying "Look what he's about to do lol."

    • @pyrioncelendil
      @pyrioncelendil Год назад +1

      And Riker facepalms to hide his laughter.

  • @SO_DIGITAL
    @SO_DIGITAL 7 лет назад +96

    Only Brent could ever play that role.

    • @tablescissors
      @tablescissors Год назад

      His comedic talent got to soar, but his dramatic skills really got to shine eventually.

  • @HimboJimbo
    @HimboJimbo 5 лет назад +30

    1:32 A wild Riker has entered the fray!

  • @cookwithme9456
    @cookwithme9456 7 лет назад +17

    these are some of my favorite Data scenes.

  • @RobWright1981
    @RobWright1981 5 лет назад +23

    "Not that we care about such things in this day and age."
    "Uh-huh."
    Now that's subtext. :)

    • @AkaiAzul
      @AkaiAzul 4 года назад +5

      I really love that “Uh-huh,” at the end. Humanity, even after such increases in technology, will continue to be human, and that’s a prime example right there.

    • @froschreiniger2639
      @froschreiniger2639 4 года назад +2

      why would they even have un-firm boobs? i mean they can warp spacetime and turn energy into matter but they cant maintain their bodies?!, come on.

    • @BooksMusicMe17
      @BooksMusicMe17 3 года назад +1

      @@froschreiniger2639 I mean, why is Picard bald? It's obviously their cultural norm for 24th century humans to accept physical signs of ageing rather than changing them.

    • @froschreiniger2639
      @froschreiniger2639 3 года назад +2

      @@BooksMusicMe17 lets be real here nobody would just accept things, thats not how humans are

  • @randypanthegoatboy7114
    @randypanthegoatboy7114 8 лет назад +447

    Considering how strong Data is, shouldn't he have just torn it in two?

    • @SGz_Eliminated
      @SGz_Eliminated 8 лет назад +286

      perhaps he could but did not want to destroy the toy. He was most definitely strong enough

    • @vincentadultman8527
      @vincentadultman8527 7 лет назад +2

      RandyPantheGoatBoy Like it ain't no thang.

    • @ObamaoZedong
      @ObamaoZedong 7 лет назад +59

      Data has already destroyed 582,611 chinese finger traps with his brute strength.

    • @mikevanroy9356
      @mikevanroy9356 7 лет назад +80

      Has Data noticed that the Chinese finger puzzle began to firm up?

    • @chbrules
      @chbrules 7 лет назад +64

      That's unfair to finding the solution to the puzzle. Data plays fair and honest.

  • @naverilllang
    @naverilllang Год назад +2

    The fact that data is stuttering implies that he is actually concentrating his entire computational power to the problem of getting his fingers unstuck, and is not finding the solution. Amazing.

  • @alexswenson5719
    @alexswenson5719 2 года назад +6

    This is what I love about Data. He's essentially a giant child.....a super smart giant child trying to understand all around him

  • @dansionov4617
    @dansionov4617 10 лет назад +29

    How I miss that show.

    • @marinarhettsturgill6085
      @marinarhettsturgill6085 2 года назад +1

      Me too, I was hoping that it would return, but I think I'd like to remember it the way it was!!

  • @shawnattwells5355
    @shawnattwells5355 4 года назад +6

    "My hero." LMAO!

  • @BrandonLisi
    @BrandonLisi 11 лет назад +2

    Love the analogy here. The Enterprise and the Ferengi are both stuck together in this predicament, and the only way to get out is to work together. Just like the Chinese Finger Puzzle.

  • @monskiski01
    @monskiski01 4 года назад +7

    Data: unfamiliar with the term aphrodisiac
    Riker: MY TIME TO SHINE!

  • @NorthMountainFairy
    @NorthMountainFairy 4 года назад +4

    I just love Data so friggin much!
    😅😅😅😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @mere_serendipity8275
    @mere_serendipity8275 2 года назад +3

    2:08 accurate representation of my attempt at small talk in any social situation

  • @rentabledwarf578
    @rentabledwarf578 7 лет назад +16

    0:37 That was trepidation in his voice and mannerisms. And they say data doesn't have emotions.

    • @ilo3456
      @ilo3456 3 года назад +2

      He can emulate them, whilst he may not feel them he tries to recreate human behaviours

    • @SevenOfNineIsHot
      @SevenOfNineIsHot 2 года назад +1

      Maybe it's because he was played my an ACTOR OMG

  • @paper000000
    @paper000000 10 лет назад +213

    How can a sophisticated android not have the definition to a word in his memory.

    • @skyr8449
      @skyr8449 7 лет назад +52

      paper000000 an inconsistency, the writers took it less seriously than the viewers

    • @bryanwoods3373
      @bryanwoods3373 6 лет назад +61

      Data was created to have various gaps in his knowledge specifically so he would have to interact with others and learn. It could also be that certain words and phrases are just not in common use by that time, so Data would not be aware. There's also the belief that there's a lot of information Data has available and just doesn't have at ready access but becomes more so as he learns. In a way like how we would have to think about our phone numbers but are able to recall it more easily through repetition.

    • @rb93077039
      @rb93077039 6 лет назад +6

      As soon as Data had access to information, he would learn it and he had plenty of opportunity to learn whilst at the Academy.
      It does seem an obvious oversight though, seeing as we know Data is proficient in all terrestrial Earth languages and many alien languages too, it kinda jars to hear him say that.

    • @DarthRushy
      @DarthRushy 6 лет назад +5

      Soong gave him a lot of knowledge, but he was only human, he couldn't literally program him with every single detail of the universe. I would assume most of Data's actual infobanks came from his experiences in Starfleet.

    • @Monochromicornicopia
      @Monochromicornicopia 6 лет назад +14

      That's explained in the show. He wasn't programmed with the knowledge of words that describe behavior that he was not designed to emulate

  • @CharlieBrn
    @CharlieBrn 6 лет назад +5

    The 3D graphic in the 1st piece must have be damn pricey in the 80s and even 90s it's no wonder such effects were so rare.

  • @MelissaHash
    @MelissaHash 2 года назад +1

    Brent played Data sooo perfectly, which is why I will always love Lt. Commander Data!!!

  • @jasonleslie203
    @jasonleslie203 3 года назад +2

    Data's naive innocence is hilarious

  • @bethanytea6958
    @bethanytea6958 3 года назад +6

    How can he be so endearing? ❤️

  • @bronzeowl9
    @bronzeowl9 5 лет назад +80

    There is a lot to focus on in that perfume scene but how about Data saying “what’s perfume for?” and Yar, arms crossed, chillin in the corner chimes in with “sEX”

  • @mollymcmillen1005
    @mollymcmillen1005 5 лет назад +12

    Hmm you could see Brent Spiner fighting back smiles XD I love the Data vs fingertrap clip

  • @blockmasterscott
    @blockmasterscott 5 месяцев назад

    “My hero”. Geordi had me laughing hard! 😂😂😂

  • @sailtheplains
    @sailtheplains 8 лет назад +24

    2:04
    Doc: O shit, we just confused him. LOLOL
    Worf:........wtf.

  • @pterodactylptroll
    @pterodactylptroll Год назад +1

    Worf never had a chance to process what he just heard. 😂

  • @sailtheplains
    @sailtheplains 8 лет назад +75

    0:19
    LaForge:................/giglesnort
    Riker:....lol
    Picard: Goddammit, you fucking clowns.
    LaForge/Data: LOLOLOL

    • @delluminatis
      @delluminatis 8 лет назад +4

      +sailtheplains solution eludes him

    • @aaliyahq7360
      @aaliyahq7360 2 года назад

      I wonder how many times they had to go over that, I’d love to see the blooper reel!

  • @SV67943
    @SV67943 8 лет назад +47

    And then Worf pulled out a purple space bazooka

    • @joeshittheragman6252
      @joeshittheragman6252 4 года назад +5

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  • @soulenoid6701
    @soulenoid6701 4 года назад +4

    0:44 the funny thing is, Data could annihilate that finger trap if he wanted to

  • @stacythomas1587
    @stacythomas1587 Год назад

    Data's innocence is just too adorable lol.

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy 5 лет назад +4

    1:05 He's an android capable of a trillion calculations per second yet he still makes a little bewildered grunt just like a human.

  • @exastrisscientia2
    @exastrisscientia2 10 лет назад +25

    Oh Data. You funny!

  • @Watchlist_king
    @Watchlist_king 4 года назад +1

    The last clip is just too perfect. Everything about it is gold.

  • @jockejocke1
    @jockejocke1 11 лет назад +3

    Need to add Data's Sherlock Holmes impression.

  • @OganySupreme
    @OganySupreme 4 года назад +3

    Data:It describes the empire as being an android spraying himself with perfume.

  • @JackOfAllRAIDs
    @JackOfAllRAIDs 8 лет назад +25

    RIP Tasha Yar.

    • @TheInspirefly
      @TheInspirefly 8 лет назад +2

      +JackOfAllRAIDs Tasha was my favorite :(

    • @kevindavis5966
      @kevindavis5966 7 лет назад +7

      Ugh, she was a terrible actress. Lots of cringe in season one.

    • @CountArtha
      @CountArtha 7 лет назад +4

      Ensign Ro was twice as badass as Tasha, and it wasn't even her job.

  • @andrewvelonis5940
    @andrewvelonis5940 2 года назад

    When he shpritzed that atomizer, I flinched exactly the same way he did.

  • @ButiLao44
    @ButiLao44 2 года назад +5

    I need to have a word with whoever thought making Geordi say "my hero" and giggle at Data would be considered straight in any way.

  • @Zodiastarmann
    @Zodiastarmann 18 дней назад

    Oh my god that last part! Data is so precious!

  • @rorygiambalvo2955
    @rorygiambalvo2955 4 года назад +6

    I love the perfume scene partly because if the great background acting. Troi taps Will to get his attention, and he then puts his head in his hand with find exasperation. It's true to both characters and would easily go unnoticed if the viewer was focusing on Data. But making sure it's there helps build a sense of reality and continuity and is great!

  • @WereDictionary
    @WereDictionary 5 лет назад +1

    I like how Data knows everything, can overpower everyone and multitask everyone against the wall yet struggles with a chinese finger trap. :D

  • @CosmosFan1
    @CosmosFan1 13 лет назад

    Worf was never happier to see attack drones on the horizon.

  • @techracer2003
    @techracer2003 11 лет назад

    Worf: On my home planet, if you say this on the street to another Klingon it's an automatic death sentence.

  • @AlienQueen2000
    @AlienQueen2000 3 года назад +1

    The way Picard did it. Hahahahaha

  • @nickr753
    @nickr753 2 года назад +1

    "... an aphrodesiac."
    *RIKER has entered the chat*

  • @koshi6505
    @koshi6505 9 лет назад +22

    Interesting. This was before Picard had his archeology background created.

    • @cortster12
      @cortster12 7 лет назад +14

      Ah, the joys of an episodic show 90's. Inconsistencies, inconsistencies everywhere!

    • @Siegberg91
      @Siegberg91 6 лет назад +2

      Brandon Pack he is doing it as hobby so he would not anything right so many different specialitys

    • @Locutus
      @Locutus 4 года назад +2

      I fail to see how this contradicts him later? Even if you have studied archaeology, you are not going to know everything about everything. You will come across civilisations that you have not heard of.

    • @BooksMusicMe17
      @BooksMusicMe17 3 года назад

      Archaeology =/= history.

  • @vernelledouglas1801
    @vernelledouglas1801 5 лет назад +2

    That exchange between Worf and Data...ha ha haaa.... Talk about not being on the same page. Haha haaaa.

  • @breadtoast1036
    @breadtoast1036 6 дней назад

    worf will forever be confused as to what in the actual hell data was talking about

  • @kadymalloyvoice
    @kadymalloyvoice 6 лет назад +1

    He's the best actor of our times

  • @pigeon1178
    @pigeon1178 4 года назад

    Data: could bench press a jet plane
    Also data: gets stuck in a paper finger trap

  • @rcabletn
    @rcabletn 9 лет назад +6

    Common sense is as important as genius !

  • @PlayNiceFolks
    @PlayNiceFolks 2 года назад

    I want to criticism the logic of the finger trap scene, but. It's just too precious to mess with.

  • @JingleJangle256
    @JingleJangle256 Год назад

    Data, strong enough to bend steel at a whim and smart enough to carry trillions of terabytes of information, is neutralized by a child’s finger trap.

  • @Toldoris
    @Toldoris Год назад

    It's unimaginable how much processing power Data must have used to escape the finger trap. It even slowed down his other processes!

  • @LetsTakeWalk
    @LetsTakeWalk 11 лет назад +21

    Data can bend steel with ease, knock out Borg with ease, headbutt drunk Klingons till they fall, but he can't get out of a chinese finger trap ? What is that thing made off ?

    • @joonaksn9302
      @joonaksn9302 4 года назад +2

      Perhaps out of Hithlain, an elven rope from The Lord of The Rings? It's flexible, and at the same time extremely robust.

    • @dirtydan2695
      @dirtydan2695 4 года назад +3

      Or he may not of wanted to destroy it so he was trying to get out of it while at the same time trying not to damage it.... the real question is how come he is familiar with an extinct culture but doesn’t know what perfume or aphrodisiac is.

    • @sklaWlivE
      @sklaWlivE 4 года назад +1

      @@dirtydan2695 ...I mean, he was originally programmed with a child-like wonder by a massive nerd-hermit, so his program could develop more "naturally" from there....I'm thinking Soong may have left a few things out (I mean, besides emotions and dreams, which got added later ).

    • @MellowCorn-xs8bn
      @MellowCorn-xs8bn 3 года назад

      Neutronium fiber

  • @X4R2
    @X4R2 3 года назад +1

    That finger trap must be made out of steel.

  • @scottianson5133
    @scottianson5133 Год назад

    TNG really is the Data show. Still my favourite Trek series, and character.

  • @Grapist1
    @Grapist1 2 года назад

    He's smarter than any human ever, has the power of a super hero and can't remove a paper wrapped around his fingers.....

  • @engelsseele2
    @engelsseele2 10 лет назад +9

    Because he has to learn. He was given nothing as far as knowledge was concerned. SO he had to learn everything as a child would. He is a child in essence. So learning something as perfume or a chinse finger trap isn't a knowledge you would need to lead a starship in most instances.

    • @sklaWlivE
      @sklaWlivE 4 года назад

      He downloaded the entire Starfleet Database...er...well, the PG version released for minors who want to grow up to be officers, one day. The one used in the Enterprise's schoolroom that Picard, Guinan, Keiko, Ro, and Alexander have to work with in a certain awesome episode....

  • @savethehumanz9205
    @savethehumanz9205 Год назад

    the first scene wouldnt have been an issue if data used his immense strength to break the finger trap

  • @exposingproxystalkingorgan4164
    @exposingproxystalkingorgan4164 Год назад +1

    This episode was a good one.

  • @Durwood71
    @Durwood71 5 лет назад +6

    How the hell can Data, a walking encyclopedia, not be familiar with the term "aphrodisiac"?

    • @manuell3505
      @manuell3505 2 года назад +1

      Same problem with the stretchy tube thingy. Just a matter of material properties and some math.

    • @crabman3144
      @crabman3144 Год назад

      He was also unfamiliar with the word "Snoop;" Picard asked him basically the same question.

  • @badhombre4246
    @badhombre4246 6 лет назад +2

    That is indeed an odd craving........

  • @Aldiggy2000
    @Aldiggy2000 4 года назад

    Brent just slayed the role

  • @leslietaylor4458
    @leslietaylor4458 2 года назад +1

    Later on in the mission...
    Data to Troi: why have you applied perfume to yourself before Riker entered the room? Are you trying to enhance his sexual drive?"

  • @EdwardTCBlake
    @EdwardTCBlake Год назад

    I refuse to believe that Data couldn't rip the finger trap in half.

  • @leahmoore6820
    @leahmoore6820 4 года назад +1

    I love Dr Crusher's "Thank you, Data" at 1:59.

  • @Icemanactual
    @Icemanactual 12 лет назад +1

    I would love to see Riker and Kirk go to a bar as each others wingmen. lol

  • @NovaAge
    @NovaAge Год назад +1

    (2:22)
    "TEIRSCH!"
    -Worf

  • @procta2343
    @procta2343 2 года назад +1

    I often wondered if this was improvised, You can tell that Brent is trying not to laugh, and i think Patrick had a strong poker face there.

  • @monsterayotte9166
    @monsterayotte9166 8 лет назад +24

    Chinese Finger Trap beats android XD

  • @nickredmon6998
    @nickredmon6998 2 года назад

    data: *bends plasteel bar*
    also data: *cant break plastic thing*

  • @alltheragegeorgepageakatheperv
    @alltheragegeorgepageakatheperv 5 лет назад +1

    It was one of the best versions of Trek. Without Data I don't think show would of lasted as long.

    • @refulgent_fanta
      @refulgent_fanta 4 года назад

      What was that episode where Data somehow managed to frustrate even the ship's computer?

  • @pterodactylptroll
    @pterodactylptroll Год назад +1

    There's no way a super advanced Android that became a lieutenant commander in Starfleet doesn't know what the word aphrodisiac means.

  • @keco185
    @keco185 4 года назад +2

    Data is a walking computer but he doesn’t know the definition of aphrodisiac

    • @sklaWlivE
      @sklaWlivE 4 года назад +1

      I'm thinking Soong may have left out a few choice words when programming Data. I bet Lore knew what an aphrodasiac was...