I mean the culture back then did encourage romance between a more senior/higher ranked male and the younger more junior ones supposedly the lower ranked males would fight harder and trainer better to impress their older paramour and tye older would fight harder to protect the more junior soldier they were paired with.
@@spacecats2185 because there was consent and there soldiers most of them didn't always marry and they weren't required to they had plenty of women and children to make all the warriors they wanted to make and train it wasn't always smiled upon but it wasn't attacked unless by lowers or assholes who never had a foot in society the higher ups were accepting because they cared more about what you brought to the table than if your gay or not you know the way it should be...
If you learned a little bit about Spartan history in Sparta the way they trained the boys and who they ended up what I'm getting at is homosexuality wasn't considered a bad thing and it was kind of a mark of not really a mark of but part of becoming a man and part of the training and s*** I'm sorry to tell you homophobes but that that that's kind of History if you'll look it up and actually learn some s***
For Athens and Macedonia, but not Sparta apparently Edit for the tards that are incapable of reading the thread a bit, I was referring to pederasty, not homosexuality which was pretty firmly entrenched, but not necessarily condoned throughout Greek society. Maybe I received incorrect information, but I had read somewhere that pederasty was extremely taboo in Sparta, and that this was a major point of disagreement with the Athenians.
@@MaoriGamerDood Everything is wrong with it Imagine trying to fend off invaders and you realize as a man even your holes aren't safe from being ravaged
No lol, the rumors that a lot of spartans were homosexuals is just a rumor. It wasn't accepted or common. Sure, there were homosexuals like in any society, but it wasn't accepted.
@@EseEsKaliman www.neh.gov/article/lovers-and-soldiers#:~:text=In%20Athens%20and%20Sparta%2C%20homosexuality,encouraged%2C%20and%20even%20legally%20incentivized. Wrong, it was actively encouraged.
@@HelplessTeno 1. which empire 2. no it didn't, homosexuality, namely the practice of pederasty, was a greek practice before Athens and Sparta were city states, and certainly before the Hellenistic period (in which greece wasn't an empire, it was a kingdom. Greece has been a part of empires, but what we call ancient greece has never held the seat of an actual empire.) dk where you're getting your information from but coolio.
Not only Spartans, Plato did in fact mean the opposite of what we think of when we call something a "platonic love". His concept also includes what we would usually just call friendship..
The rumors that there were many homosexuals in Sparta are just rumors and not true. Sure, there were homosexuals like in any society, but it wasn't normal or accepted. Sparta called Athens boy lovers and Athens called Sparta the same to insult each other, which shows it wasn't a popular thing.
Another victim of what Peloponnesian historians call "The Spartan Delusion." In reality, they had a brief period of success before they got brutally dogstomped by Theban forces one tenth their size who were, other than the Sacred Band, made up of part time hoplites.
"Gay people didn't exist in history, why can't men just be men again like the Spartans" Is the type of shit I see a lot by very dumb people and I live for it. But then they're that stupid that even if you show them evidence of it they deny it and still act ignorant and stupid. Still funny.
@@cerpintaxt362 It's not cause they were used to having sex with men - but literally SLEEPING with males in a barracks and all that jazz AND they used to dress up in "male attire" to be "stolen" away by the men as a proposition. But also due to men having a higher value in Spartan society, it's pretty much like a father "giving away" the bride in modern Christian and western culture. I really enjoyed researching that - little tid-bits like that make the world seem less blank.
Was looking for this comment, alot of ppl dont realize that. It's a fact and it's half the reason why they were so tight-knit and coordinated lol it's weird but true.
I have always heard that they had men who were already in love with each other, become Spartans. So it wasn't so much fighting for someone you f@@ked, but for someone you loved
No they weren't gay. The rumors about them being homosexual comes from other big cities that disliked Sparta. Sure, there were homosexuals like in any society, but it wasn't normal or accepted. They even used the term "boy lover" as an insult, Athens called Spartans boy lovers, and Sparta called Athens the same.
Wasn’t that the scared band of thebes that was literally just composed of 150 gay men fighting with there lovers by there side because it would make them fight more fiercely. One of the armies Sparta couldn’t beat.
[Meet The Spartans - Movie, 2008]
Actors in this scene:
- Sean Maguire
- Travis Van Winkle
pardon my french, but that's fuckin' funny
Idk why those names made me think of rdr 2
@@airconditioner917 probably because of Sean the Irishman and johns other alias rip van winkle
I would actually Love to See This. I loved Both Movies.
COME ON BARBIE LETS GO PARTY
“Forgive me sire, I am rather excited to serve alongside you.”
Not along side but in back!
@@Aaron-sf6jh nah front side and back for sure
this needs more attention
𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒅
Behind not alongside
"Your other sword, boy"
Damn he has two? Lucky
Dual Wielding?
@@KrypticStudiosCorpsao reference/j
@@DrabberPlot7000one for the love and the other for the enemies
@@dragon_fruit3665taking make love not war a bit too literal
Bro is not carrying a sword he's carrying an Excalibur.
Broooo nar 💀💀💀💀💀
Shadow samaaa
'The' Excalibur 👌👌
His “Excalibur Prime”
Not to be that guy, but I believe an Excalibur is a sword,(a magical one)
"Carry on then" 😂
😄
I gotta rewatch this I somehow forgot this line😂😂😂😂
Greek invented orgies. And then Romans decided to invite women there
holy shit you're so funny
@@loganwhalen5560🍆
He was flattered "carry on then" 🤣
I mean the culture back then did encourage romance between a more senior/higher ranked male and the younger more junior ones supposedly the lower ranked males would fight harder and trainer better to impress their older paramour and tye older would fight harder to protect the more junior soldier they were paired with.
@@naturelass not encouraged in that manner. It was seen as less of an issue when it was under those circumstances though
@@spacecats2185 because there was consent and there soldiers most of them didn't always marry and they weren't required to they had plenty of women and children to make all the warriors they wanted to make and train it wasn't always smiled upon but it wasn't attacked unless by lowers or assholes who never had a foot in society the higher ups were accepting because they cared more about what you brought to the table than if your gay or not you know the way it should be...
"Come on now. Don't be shy"
Flattered is an understatement. He was excited for the battle… before THE battle.
Several seconds to think about if he's going 'straight' or left. 😂
The fact that I put mine mostly on my left makes it more accurate xdd
Straight guys never walk straight no Left or right 😂😂
If you learned a little bit about Spartan history in Sparta the way they trained the boys and who they ended up what I'm getting at is homosexuality wasn't considered a bad thing and it was kind of a mark of not really a mark of but part of becoming a man and part of the training and s*** I'm sorry to tell you homophobes but that that that's kind of History if you'll look it up and actually learn some s***
"Do i swing that way?"
Bro had to remember he's Greek
Historical accuracy 😏
Why a winky face at pedophilia?
You're gross.
Not at all
@@IorvethfoxThey did bang each other, even when they were just kids
For Athens and Macedonia, but not Sparta apparently
Edit for the tards that are incapable of reading the thread a bit, I was referring to pederasty, not homosexuality which was pretty firmly entrenched, but not necessarily condoned throughout Greek society. Maybe I received incorrect information, but I had read somewhere that pederasty was extremely taboo in Sparta, and that this was a major point of disagreement with the Athenians.
Me and the homies about to play Spartans
😄
Based
😳
Aye yo what
@@christianhernandez9785u heard him
You know what they say. The reasons the Spartans fought so hard was because they were fighting beside their loved ones.
You may be confused with the sacred band of Thebes who were basically all gay and famously defeated the Spartans
CLANKAS (idk whos gonna get that reference)
@@doyoufwmyfeet **General Grievous punching the robot witg huge power** 😂
@@encurantit's both....
@@encurant dude, you need to read on the Spartans, they were also pretty gay
Imagine if that wasn't scripted
That would’ve been so damn funny I wouldn’t be surprised if it wasn’t
@@austinrooks1787gay sex was very common amongst spartans
Probably wasn’t. Parodies usually allow and include adlib
I laughed so hard funny commit ty
You still carry on
THIS IS STILL THE BEST PARADY MOVIE EVER!
spaceballs
@@theunknownnoob8956they are both the best
Paraday?
Scary Movie
Beg to differ
This is pure gold! The pause, the shift in his eyes before "carry on then!"
That's what I said😂😂😂😂😂❤
The very controlled twitch on the left lip.
absolute cinema
What really gets me is the several seconds before he said "carry-on, then" 😂. He had to think about life and his choices for a second
Gets pretty lonely out on the battlefield under the pale moonlight
@@BadFriend145 never hurt to have a companion 😏
NAH HE WAS SAYING IT ABOUT THE BATTLE BRO LOOKS OUT OF CONTEXT NGL
@@PAK_XD ok 😊
Becoming a spartan isn't a choice
High fives for the ladies, open mouth kiss for the men. It's how real men greet.
They have uh.... Free society
@@MaoriGamerDood Yes, the free-iest
@@pennytreyshun9187 Oh.. uh.. not that there's anything wrong with that.
@@MaoriGamerDood
Everything is wrong with it
Imagine trying to fend off invaders and you realize as a man even your holes aren't safe from being ravaged
@@zytha2890 No no no.
You were supposed to say.
"Come messenger, let us walk."
He isn’t carrying his sword… he’s carrying a new army
My army just developed 😎
Technically more historically accurate than 300
No lol, the rumors that a lot of spartans were homosexuals is just a rumor. It wasn't accepted or common. Sure, there were homosexuals like in any society, but it wasn't accepted.
@@EseEsKalimanhahaha this guy is crying in the comments over the spartans being uber gay
@@EseEsKaliman
www.neh.gov/article/lovers-and-soldiers#:~:text=In%20Athens%20and%20Sparta%2C%20homosexuality,encouraged%2C%20and%20even%20legally%20incentivized.
Wrong, it was actively encouraged.
Alot of spartan men were bisexual
@@EseEsKalimannot knowing history like this and spreading misinformation is craaaaazy
100% historically accurate.
It really is tho. Lol. That's the best part.
The Greeks were huge gays
Thats gay propaganda
Not Spartans tho. If one was gay the woman they were with would cut their hair short to turn them straight.
@@HelplessTeno 1. which empire 2. no it didn't, homosexuality, namely the practice of pederasty, was a greek practice before Athens and Sparta were city states, and certainly before the Hellenistic period (in which greece wasn't an empire, it was a kingdom. Greece has been a part of empires, but what we call ancient greece has never held the seat of an actual empire.) dk where you're getting your information from but coolio.
Funny part is this version might just be more historically accurate than "300"
You sure?
This spoof was a fever dream of comedy gold and I love it
Dude the part where it straight up turns into gta will be burned into my memory
What movie?
@@elijahclark2667 if I remember correctly it's named "meet the Spartans"
@@elijahclark2667Meet the Spartans
@@elijahclark2667it's... its at the top of the screen
Actually, Spartans used to have intimacy as a way of bonding this is the reason why they were so good friends at war
Not only Spartans, Plato did in fact mean the opposite of what we think of when we call something a "platonic love". His concept also includes what we would usually just call friendship..
"adjust you're sword boy it's digging into my back"
"But I'm not wearing my sword" got me🤣🤣
Well that is historically accurate. Which makes it way funnier.
Spartans wore full armor, it's why they dominated against the Persians who were lesser equipped. The super gay stuff is correct, tho.
Love the Ben 10 pic😊
Fool, this is the second time I have seen you in comments.
@@sws212but in the 300 they were naked
Ancient Greeks invented orgies. Ancient Romans came up with the idea to invite women to them
Historically accurate spartan
Says a american leftis huh ? Fuck off .
ruclips.net/video/7QVh3kj7CjA/видео.htmlsi=nPjQus9kLEgXufcJ
no not really especially not during battle lmao
@@itzzmadness-_-6712 you definitely dont know how spartans actually were
@@user-zx9xc9cn8f i dont think you know how ancient greeks actually were
They don't make movies like this anymore 😂 absolutely loved it
This would actually be historically accurate.
Still the biggest chads in history
The rumors that there were many homosexuals in Sparta are just rumors and not true. Sure, there were homosexuals like in any society, but it wasn't normal or accepted. Sparta called Athens boy lovers and Athens called Sparta the same to insult each other, which shows it wasn't a popular thing.
@@EseEsKaliman source?
@@1smolboiii look into it yourself, don't expect strangers on your phone to give you information.
@EseEsKaliman no source? 🤨
Another victim of what Peloponnesian historians call "The Spartan Delusion." In reality, they had a brief period of success before they got brutally dogstomped by Theban forces one tenth their size who were, other than the Sacred Band, made up of part time hoplites.
It was such a good times back then. We had so many movie parodies and no one was having fits about them
This movie changed the way I look at 300 😂😂
So would reading a little history. They are known boy fuckers
it should, they left out the best part of how that war really ended
How it ended can you pls tell me@@ashes2ashley230
They werent joking this is probably straight out of history 💀
This movie was a fever dream
Finally, an accurate depiction of spartan culture
In Greece there is a saying "when someone cannot pursue something they will find something about it to criticize"
@@mjtr-i7160 homies won’t call you back??
"That's a Spartan greeting. High fives for the women, and tongue kissing for the men"
"Greetings, messenger."
One of the all time best parody movies
I’m not wearing my sword, *Spartan* 😳 carry on then
That's a very good impression, facial expressions through the helm and all
That "Carry on then" lolol
Bro some of the spoof movies were absolutely hilarious and this was one of them 😂😂 this, Scarry Movie and others like them were were the best thing
Naked Gun, Not Another Teen Movie, SpaceBalls…
This one was one of the worst ones. I own all the scary movies and love them, this one was fuckin terrible.
@@ryzekiv7147Superhero Movie, Date Movie, CB4, Disaster Movie…
I guess we have different senses of humor. This is the only movie I've ever walked out of the theater from.
Super fast, fast and furious spoof
Bro looked concerned
God of war cut content
Best comment
They would actually indulge in gay relationships to strengthen comraderie
"Gay people didn't exist in history, why can't men just be men again like the Spartans"
Is the type of shit I see a lot by very dumb people and I live for it. But then they're that stupid that even if you show them evidence of it they deny it and still act ignorant and stupid.
Still funny.
Apparently the Spartan women had to shave their heads when they got married because the soldiers were so used to sleeping with men
@@cerpintaxt362 It's not cause they were used to having sex with men - but literally SLEEPING with males in a barracks and all that jazz AND they used to dress up in "male attire" to be "stolen" away by the men as a proposition. But also due to men having a higher value in Spartan society, it's pretty much like a father "giving away" the bride in modern Christian and western culture.
I really enjoyed researching that - little tid-bits like that make the world seem less blank.
@cerpintaxt362 Haha, no I didn't know that! Very interesting though.
@@borgCube100So the women would dress as men? And to sneak away how? Like just to have fun before marriage type of stuff?
Spartans do anything but protect each other’s rear
Remember, The Spartans do the Freaky Freaky to each other to promote Brotherhood and to increase Morale
Was looking for this comment, alot of ppl dont realize that. It's a fact and it's half the reason why they were so tight-knit and coordinated lol it's weird but true.
They wot mate 😮
I have always heard that they had men who were already in love with each other, become Spartans. So it wasn't so much fighting for someone you f@@ked, but for someone you loved
Average moment with the boys
These parody movies were a trip man. Not as funny as I remember, but still amusing.
"Carry on then" killed me. Thats wild bro😂😂❤❤❤❤
It’s the OG Marines.
"Carry on then"💀
one or the best parodies
I mean it is more real than the real one Spartanswere gay a heeell
Nahhh this movie was awful
He’s like “good for you mate”
“ no need to fear. I’ll cover the rear.“
At man when it's with the homies
Bro left the Spartan speechless 😂
I love that it's the same actor from the original. He agreed to do the parody for free.
No it isn't you ape. That's Sean McGuire, not Gerard Butler. The one on his back is Travis Van Winkle.
Which one of em? Sorry I haven't seen either of the movies lol
Absolutely INCREDIBLE
@@ranaysharma3922 The "boy" I believe
Lmao that's NOT Gérard Butler.. 😂😂😂
Meet the Spartans was surprisingly hilarious
Its the way he says "carry on then" fucking fabulous
God of Rear
No lies told here. They certainly frolicked amongst each other.
Just that smirk with the "Carry on then." Got me saying HEYYO?!
Thought he was going to say &that's not really my back 😂😂😂
This and that SNL sketch about the Spartans repealing Don’t ask/Don’t tell are some of the best
This is like having a passenger prince on a bike, bro has no idea what no-nut-to-but is but its fine because you dont want to hurt his feelings
Retarded ahh shit
Carry on then 😂😂😂,,, man miss these times, they don't make movies like these anymore
Some would say that's a good thing.
The best part? Historically accurate
Look at those beautiful hostoricaly accurate teeth😂
it’s perfect
Not even mad. Just like. Oh he’s just packing. We still got a battle to do !
Everyone gets horny for something. He gets horny for war. The Spartan way!
Methinks that Spartan needed a Trojan.
His facial hair and smile makes him look look like Jack Black under that helmet
That pause😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
historically accurate Spartan interaction 😅😂
We all know why Snyder was into Greek boys 😂
Carry on then lad
reminds me of the dad please remove the remote from my back, the dad thats not the remote. It was his eggplant
I guess he has 2 battle buddy's
Carry on then
Historicaly accurate 😂
Honestly, pretty accurate to history.
Spartans thousands of years later:
"Oorah!"
Lore accurate
No they weren't gay. The rumors about them being homosexual comes from other big cities that disliked Sparta. Sure, there were homosexuals like in any society, but it wasn't normal or accepted. They even used the term "boy lover" as an insult, Athens called Spartans boy lovers, and Sparta called Athens the same.
@@EseEsKalimansource ???? I made it the fuck up 🗿
the homie friendship knows no bounds throughout the passage of time
@@Novabunny_Where the source for saying they were gay?? Oh wait there isn't one you're just a simp clown follower with no free thought.
@@EseEsKaliman sounds kinda gay
@@Novabunny_ look into yourself instead of asking some stranger on your phone to give you information.
My man felt the needs to serve not only his people but his fellow soldiers.
Bro has a great sword in his trousers
The facial expressions is what delivers this sceen
Carry on then 🗣️🔥🔥🔥 peak cinema
accurate, they were gayer than us lol
Wasn’t that the scared band of thebes that was literally just composed of 150 gay men fighting with there lovers by there side because it would make them fight more fiercely. One of the armies Sparta couldn’t beat.
@@crazykiller-qh9jnin Ancient Rome and Greek they touched little boys. That statement is historically accurate.
@@ragemeistro6863 and we sill do it till this day what’s you’re point?
@@crazykiller-qh9jnI’m sorry, “we”?
@@polybius8571 I was saying we as a population still molest children
Goddammit private stow your gear. Put that thing away before it goes off and blinds us.
AT EASE SOLDIER, AT EASE! 🗿🤣
Amazing movie 😂
Its such a good movie. The barbie song scene is hilarouse
This is really spectacular!
“Then oh forgive me, I am greatly pleasured to serve alongside thee!”
Please watch Metatron before you comment something like, “historically accurate”
Stanton’s were usually gain had a lover next to them on battle to make them more confidence
NAH BRO SAID CARRY ON WTF
Carry on, then.
Other guy:oops sorry it was mine😅
Him:its not even touching💀
His rear is well protected😂
Pause then carry on then what
I can watch his reaction forever.
Carry on then.
Well, the Spartans did actually swing that way.
Most historically accurate depiction of Spartans. Lol
I laughed my ass of watching this movie back in 2008
He knows they're going to have a good time after this