@@SudarshanSingham199bhaiya gujrati cartel ko desh se bhagane ke liye agar caste census ka pitara bhi kholna pade to nar sirf desh ka 80 percent log uske saath aa jaenge balki ham jaise general wale bhi agar isse gujrati cartel ka khtma hota hai to ham bhi caste census ke saath hai.... Aur sirf iske baad to 95 pecent lagbhag saath aur 5 percent andbhkt akele bachenge.... Phir dekho unki chaati ko cheerte hue kaise caste census hota hai 😉
bhaiya gujrati cartel ko desh se bhagane ke liye agar caste census ka pitara bhi kholna pade to nar sirf desh ka 80 percent log uske saath aa jaenge balki ham jaise general wale bhi agar isse gujrati cartel ka khtma hota hai to ham bhi caste census ke saath hai.... Aur sirf iske baad to 95 pecent lagbhag saath aur 5 percent andbhkt akele bachenge.... Phir dekho unki chaati ko cheerte hue kaise caste census hota hai 😉
Waise mujhe lagta hai k Jiska channel hota hai wo comments bahut kam padhte hain par phir bhi kehna chahta hu k Haseeb bhai tum bina galat words ya adult joke k bina bhi logo ko hasa sakte ho. Tumhari videos bahut achchhi lagti hai aur family k sath bhi dekhi hai to pls aise words mat use karo jise family k sath dekh k ham enjoy na kar paayein. Thanks ❤️
Haseeb bhai after a long time watched your video..........after 2 pegs...........Maja agaya ............where u said best hubby in the world😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.........keep rising .........and keep shining
15:48 sometimes ye sach bhi hota h. You only have that one person, and uske paas tumhare sath sath tumhare khud k dost entertain krne me lge hue honge..🙂
I don't know why Hindus believe that Muslims have inappropriate relations with their sisters. In Islam, sister is a mehram and mehram is the one whom you can't marry. It's strictly prohibited is Islam. I don't know where this stereotype originated from. And you too are feeding that stereotype instead of denying it which is concerning.
Bro we understand this it's just a joke. Only in south Asia this is practice to marry cousins not in other countries. Just a joke ,take it lightly. Good people understand joke ,bad people just hate irrespective of jokes
Bhai maine aapko 1 saal pehle dekha tha ek short video pe... Tabse aapka video dekhti hu..... Mujhe laga tha tab ki aap gazab ke ho....... Matlab you just made my day today..... 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤ ........ I told my father that if I crack NEET, please buy me his show ticket as gift 😊
Which is your favourite joke in this standup?
"🙎🏻♀💔, 🏏 aur 🌙"
best hubby and best wife..
Baby tum David scott ho 😃
j&k me tabhi aauge kya jab terroristattack hoga
Each and every line
Muslims have their own benefits
David Scott was 7th person to walk on the moon
Thx bhai
Thala for a reason 🤣
Vaa bhai
Thala For a reason NPC comments incoming
Sach bta bhai tune b meri hi trha video pause krke Google kiya na??😂😂
'Ye jo chand hai iska Neil Armstrong mai nhi hoon'😂😂 good one
Sam😂
I know I sound dumb 🥲🥲
But joke tha kya bhai
@@S.N_CREATION. bhai Chand par pahla kadam rakhne wala insan Neil Armstrong tha baki samaj sakta hai
@@Shivam-tx5ep pahla jhanda gadne wala😂
@@RahulRaj-wg9nb Yes
Expectation- 😂
Reality - 💀
"Wo naam nahi vo post thi" had really got me !!!😅😅
थैला नहीं फेंकना था haseeeb भाई , मैं भी था उन चलती सीढ़ियों पर 😂😂😂😂
Jara timestamps dena
The next big thing in stand up world. Haseeb Khan, Ladies and Gentlemen...
😂😂😅
@@SudarshanSingham199bhaiya gujrati cartel ko desh se bhagane ke liye agar caste census ka pitara bhi kholna pade to nar sirf desh ka 80 percent log uske saath aa jaenge balki ham jaise general wale bhi agar isse gujrati cartel ka khtma hota hai to ham bhi caste census ke saath hai.... Aur sirf iske baad to 95 pecent lagbhag saath aur 5 percent andbhkt akele bachenge.... Phir dekho unki chaati ko cheerte hue kaise caste census hota hai 😉
@@MISHA_NARANG_SHARMA I agree 🎉
2:30 Linear Bomb 😂😂😂😂😂 Concept of Bombs :- Volume 1
relative bombs honge fir to volume 2 me
@@drishtantsingh Quadratic honge bhai😂
@@prashantdigari1251 conversation of momentum bhi likde, centre of mass bhi kyu chod rha?
@@saritadevi1888 thik h bhai CONVERSATION of momentum bhi sahi h😂
Rone vala tip was epic 😂 NOSTALGIA HIT KR GYA😂
bhaiya gujrati cartel ko desh se bhagane ke liye agar caste census ka pitara bhi kholna pade to nar sirf desh ka 80 percent log uske saath aa jaenge balki ham jaise general wale bhi agar isse gujrati cartel ka khtma hota hai to ham bhi caste census ke saath hai.... Aur sirf iske baad to 95 pecent lagbhag saath aur 5 percent andbhkt akele bachenge.... Phir dekho unki chaati ko cheerte hue kaise caste census hota hai 😉
@@MISHA_NARANG_SHARMA Hein!?
@@RohitKumar-NEET bhaigan
Best wife out of 4 😂😂
Ye व्यक्ति.......jokes nahi....आत्मकथा suna raha hai.......genius, bravo, marvellous, brilliant, wonderful writing ,
समाज के दर्द और तकलीफ को हसीं से बताना
ये सिर्फ आप ही कर सकते हो,
9:08 7th person who walks on the moon 💀
Bro 😎
Thala for a reason💀
@@simpal9544shayad apko aisa lagta hai
Bhai apka knowledge to Kamal ka hai @@simpal9544
@@simpal9544 bhai moon pr abhi tk 24 log gaye hain jinme se 12 logo ne moon ki surface pr walk kiya hai
Kittu😂😂😂post he.
Subah subah hasa de jo insaan aapko samjho uski ibaadat mukammal ho gai.
Love u bhai❤
Ye samjh nhi aaya mujhe post wala joke
@@reflexgod077 ध्यान से 15 सेकंड आगे से पीछे तक 2 बार सुनो समझ आ जाएगा
😂😂😂 kam gaaliyon ke sath itna badhiyan stand up comedian pahli baar dekha gazab performance bhai👌
Jhoot main tab bhi nahi bol raha tha was epic 😂😂😂😂
Rat bhar padhai krne ke bad dimag fresh ho gya 😊😍
Revision ho gya apka to 😂😂😂
ek david Scott rkh lo mind fresh krte rhega fir aise jokes ki need ni pregi😂😂😂
Kamal hai...Yaha Jaada padhai krne ke baad Rope aur neck ke bich ka tension Measure krne ka mann krta hai ( 1 metre above ground)
Raat bhar konsi par hai ki😊
@@rohankumar9034ye toh dark ho gya bhai ☠️☠️
0:24 epic 😅😅😅❤❤
Maksad nhi bhulna bhaijaan😂
😂😂
😂
6:04 maine sure tu iski le nehi payi hogi 😂😂
चांद और नील आर्मस्ट्रांग वाला joke सबसे अच्छा था...😂😅
King of jokes - Haseeb khan 😅
Viral hai bhai ❤❤😂😂😂 niel armstrong wala bahut jor se hit kiya 😅😂😂
Vo bag fenkane wala aur shikanji wala Bahut Mast Hai😂😂😂😂😂🎉
Waise mujhe lagta hai k Jiska channel hota hai wo comments bahut kam padhte hain par phir bhi kehna chahta hu k Haseeb bhai tum bina galat words ya adult joke k bina bhi logo ko hasa sakte ho. Tumhari videos bahut achchhi lagti hai aur family k sath bhi dekhi hai to pls aise words mat use karo jise family k sath dekh k ham enjoy na kar paayein.
Thanks ❤️
Last ka joke sabse jada accha tha, Mai India tour krr rha hu aap sab dekhne jarur aana wala. Bhot funny tha😂😂.
After Bassi and Abhimanyu He is the best Standup Comedian ❤
Abhimanyu 🤣🤣
Upmanyu *
Bassi khud hi hasata rehta hai apne jokes pe...
13:30 Chilla Chilla ke scheme bata de sabko 😢
Khushi Es bat ki hui ki Dulha ahad nahi tha ...😂😂😂😂
Thet happiness
8:34 Neil Armstrong wala joke best tha❤❤
Bhai baki sb chlega ...
Bs maksad nhi bhoolna bhai 😂
2:00 mindblowing
Maksad 😂
Agar aap musalman ho😂 to blowing nahi likhna chahiye
Which is your favourite joke in this standup?
"🙎🏻♀️💔, 🏏 aur 🌙"
poori video mst thi
bhaijan maksad mt bhoolna plz ❤
Rone walA😂😂😂😂
Bag wala 🤣
Best joke was You had a girlfriend.
bhai senior wala mast tha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Congratulations Indian Audience....you 2nd Zakeer Khan🎉🎉🎉 a true ...❤❤
Haseeb bhai after a long time watched your video..........after 2 pegs...........Maja agaya ............where u said best hubby in the world😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.........keep rising .........and keep shining
Bhai shubh uthte hi video daal deta hai kya... Bhai ki target audience koi aur hi h (murge to nahi h) 😂😂😂
Schedule video ka name suna hai?
Yahi hai haseeb ki ex😂
ate bhai bhai😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tu itni shubh comment krne ke liye utha (Murga to nahi hai )😂😂😂😂
😂😅
Shaam ko zumme ki namaz par jaana hota hai
Moon and Nails armstrong wala joke out standing tha, ye practically relate karta hai
Zabardast
Jin logon ko yeh joke samajh Mai nai Aya 😂
(There are some hidden benefits of being a Muslim)😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 too good
4 wives
ise besharmi bolte hai aur urdu me havas jo relation ki bhi value na samjhe
Benefits to mohmmad ne liye, 13 bibi, ek 6 saal ki bachhi
arjun , krishna bhi muslim the matlab😛
@@AnbbvgWHAT ABOUT KRISHNA 5 saal se 55 saal ki 16108 😛
Why the fuck he is so funny and relatable 😂
Koi to accept kr liya .. love you bhai
20:12 apko kaise pata chal jata h ki hum yaha tk video dekh liye hain 🤔
😂😂😂
hacker hai bhai, tere account ka access h uspr
Kyunki wo janta hai ki velle log kaun kaun hain 😂😂😂😂
Are bhai...tere p bhi joke na bana de ye😂😂
Ex ka bhai h
David Randolph Scott , was the seventh person to walk on the Moon.
20:04 hint: 4 marriages 😂😂😂😂😂
'Wo naam nhi tha post thi' 😂😂😂
महंगा जाकिर खान बन गया है भाई अपना❤❤❤
"Baji maksad mat bhulna"😂
0:39 dude that's Anthony Jeselnik's joke, it's not fair plagiarising someone else's joke.
Thank you bhai tumhare Karan ek aur achcha comedian mil gya mujhe😊😊
Which joke was copied?
@@Vitamin_protein_USSR search 'late night anthony jeselnik stand up' and forward @0:55
@@Vitamin_protein_USSR 'late night with anthony jeselnik stand up' at 55 seconds
Kya timing Hai 6 bje Subha bhaijaan😂😂
Aap mere sabse favorite stand up comedian ho ...love you bro from WB ❤
I hardly laugh at comedy videos. But this was so awesome😂
13:40 mein pro tha phone pe rone ke liye😎
6:40 pe Bhuvi ne bold kiya tha Umar ko
Bhai 6:50 pr to ni kiya hoga
@@sharma_shobit 6:50 pe finish hua 6:40 pe start hua
Ab sirf Do stump Baki he...😅😂
15:48 sometimes ye sach bhi hota h.
You only have that one person, and uske paas tumhare sath sath tumhare khud k dost entertain krne me lge hue honge..🙂
Last jokes was lit😄😄😄😄
Haa bhai !!! kr liya GOOGLE David Scott 😂😂
15:55 us bhai us 😂
Laughed for 20 minutes lagataar 😂 This is the second best standup comedy of my life. After Bassi UPSC
Bhaii... Insecurity waali... Baat kya schh Or relatable bolii h.. Mjaa hi aa gya... 😂😂😢😢
How he simply dilever a joke ❤❤..that make him very special ❤❤
Haseeb bhai 😂😂😂😂 your storytelling skill is literally awesome
You are really underrated brother ❤❤
Btw last joke was on top 😂😂😂
Bhai puri Video hi Jordar h 😂, Hidden benefits 3-4 dikha diye 😂
David Scott 7 number par...
Thala for a reason😂😂
I don't know why Hindus believe that Muslims have inappropriate relations with their sisters. In Islam, sister is a mehram and mehram is the one whom you can't marry. It's strictly prohibited is Islam. I don't know where this stereotype originated from. And you too are feeding that stereotype instead of denying it which is concerning.
Bro we understand this it's just a joke. Only in south Asia this is practice to marry cousins not in other countries. Just a joke ,take it lightly. Good people understand joke ,bad people just hate irrespective of jokes
Bhai maine aapko 1 saal pehle dekha tha ek short video pe... Tabse aapka video dekhti hu..... Mujhe laga tha tab ki aap gazab ke ho....... Matlab you just made my day today..... 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤ ........ I told my father that if I crack NEET, please buy me his show ticket as gift 😊
Haseeb Bhai ye video ab tak ki sabse dhaasu video hai
Maza aa gaya Bhai 😂😂😂😂😂
Last mai jo aapne shirt phni h , mere paas bhii same h.......🙂👍
Haseeb bhayi is the best ❤❤😂😂😂😂😂
David scott: 7th man to walk on moon. ( For your kind information)
Thala for reason
David scott was the 7 th person😂😂😂
Iykyk 7th means thala for a reason 🦍
Bhai bhadiya bhadiya joke maare 🤟🤟
ZABARDAST BRO
MAQSAD NAHI BULNA HAI
सूर्पनखा spotted in the crowd 😂😂😂
Fazar pdhte Hi upload kr di haseeb bhai ne😂
phone pe rone wala was best ...literally mera ex aise hi rota tha🤣🤣🤣
हर कोई ऐसे नही रोता हां ये सच है सामने कोई नही रोता
18:52 wo naam nahi tha vo post thi.... kittu😂😂
bhai same krne wala tha
You are so brilliant Haseeb....I wish you all the luck....jokes with intelligence, unbeatable🤣
Awesome Comic 😊
बहोत बड़िया जोक्स लिखता है भाई.❤
1:15 feminism joke ???
No it is itself jock.
It's standup comedy bro chill
@@adityagamer3181Actually i thought, i couldn't get that joke
Pura mood fresh ho gya 😂😂
Bhai subah uth te hi esa content mil jaaye to mjaa aa jaaye😅♥️ thankuhhhhh Haseeb Bhai
This is a masterpiece brother ❤️
Thank you for this bro ❤️
Today I saw your show in versova mumbai....it was awesome 👍🎉....."khusi ka mahaul tha"😂😂😂
India Tour Tickets : in.bookmyshow.com/events/dropout-ft-haseeb-khan/ET00393085
Bhai Roz thumbnail kyu change kr rhe😂😂
Last joke 😂😂
Ab tumme pahle jaisi bat nahi rahi 😊😊😊😊😊❤
Best wife 😅😅😂😂😂😂
Bhai, u r simply awsum.
Next time whenever visiting Bhopal and If u r available, shall surely meet.
Maqsad yaad rakhna 😂
Bhai told reality in jokes😢😢
Hasee-b 😂😂😂 Great Bhai, maqsad nhi bhule tum
YE BEHEN HE MERI 😂😂😂 THAT WAS THE BEST PART 😂😂😂 IF U KNOW THIS ONE LIKE THIS ❤😂
Kiss ka part bahut achha lga 😂😂😂
one of best i have ever seen.....
U r the best bro .. 🙏🙏 no insecurity inside as a Muslim . Openly talk about 🙏🙏 . We need more like you
2:25 linear bomb 😂😂
00:30 sacrifice his family for a joke salute hai Bhai 😂😂😂😂
❤❤big fan
Rone wala tareeka really kaam karta hai 😂😂😂😂😂
9:20 bencho 7th banda tha wo 😂😂😂😂
0:24 epic 😂