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Комментарии • 761

  • @jaredsaints1220
    @jaredsaints1220 3 года назад +1229

    "They aint seen you drive like I have"
    *ptsd from impossible race*

  • @wolfcraftianmusic4316
    @wolfcraftianmusic4316 3 года назад +474

    Driving word exits
    Nano vietnam FLASHBACKS 5:52

    • @RyanCooperEN
      @RyanCooperEN 3 года назад +9

      "Blackflash"? Isn't it a "Flashback"?

    • @silentsmelancholy
      @silentsmelancholy 3 года назад +8

      @@RyanCooperEN blackflash sounds cool ngl.

    • @mingpingxie3563
      @mingpingxie3563 3 года назад +4

      @@silentsmelancholy No it’s obviously Flashbang.

    • @silentsmelancholy
      @silentsmelancholy 3 года назад +4

      @@mingpingxie3563 DEPLOYING FLASHBANG

  • @beauty3567
    @beauty3567 3 года назад +750

    "Stop in the name of crime." Nice drift.

  • @redvice6210
    @redvice6210 3 года назад +417

    Like how he remembers Pepe’s name but not the main characters lmao

    • @cookielessboi2016
      @cookielessboi2016 2 года назад +9

      To be fair, Pepe has his name plastered on the front of his restaurant.

  • @nicolascoccia9582
    @nicolascoccia9582 3 года назад +183

    I am Italian, and that:"Vincenzo Grazie for the Pistole" made my day

  • @Hyde-dg7ef
    @Hyde-dg7ef 3 года назад +586

    "how are you still in business?"
    Jokes aside, the money's value at that time is different than ours. To put this in perspective, $1000 is a lot of money for us, but getting $1000 in the 1930s is the equivalent of us receiving at least $ 1 million.

    • @JohnSmith-yv2tl
      @JohnSmith-yv2tl 3 года назад +21

      $1000 in 1999 did not set you up for life

    • @MultiGerel
      @MultiGerel 3 года назад +76

      30 cents in 1930 would be like $4.50 now

    • @Hyde-dg7ef
      @Hyde-dg7ef 3 года назад +36

      @@JohnSmith-yv2tl Sry. I meant 1930s.

    • @HurairahGT1
      @HurairahGT1 3 года назад +34

      1000 dollars were about 15k dollars today so I doubt it.

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 3 года назад +54

      $1000 is not little today, imo... Like if you dropped $1000 on accident you're not gonna be like "Bah, it's just 1k cash." ... You're more likely to panic and retrace your steps. Heck, if I drop a ten I sometimes panic.

  • @donalddetectiveduck2633
    @donalddetectiveduck2633 3 года назад +2276

    I see you loved the easiest race in gaming history

    • @xferth
      @xferth 3 года назад +164

      Legit I beat them by a half a lap on classic but I like only play racing games

    • @EL100TIFIKO_01
      @EL100TIFIKO_01 3 года назад +31

      More even rainbow road??

    • @finley3186
      @finley3186 3 года назад +187

      You guys remember the LEGO Star Wars podracing game?

    • @ToyotaCoronaAbsoluteT
      @ToyotaCoronaAbsoluteT 3 года назад +114

      Finley
      Stop giving me PTSD man, it hurts.

    • @jokerarjuna8378
      @jokerarjuna8378 3 года назад +35

      Finley That was hard, i had to do that 3 times

  • @ElRodriPR
    @ElRodriPR 2 года назад +12

    12:42
    Nano:climbs on the car*
    the car: "get off me!"

  • @VVolframite
    @VVolframite 3 года назад +92

    13:16
    When you sing and they shoot in rhythm

  • @matthieugauthier5128
    @matthieugauthier5128 3 года назад +14

    3:30 « stop in the name of crime » XD that really got me

  • @zg4705
    @zg4705 3 года назад +77

    Italian Translations:
    2:22 - "Terrone" - Southerner. Literally "of the earth." Associated to poverty, ignorance, uncleanliness, laziness, criminality.
    2:22 - "Feccia" - Shit.
    2:22 - "Voi ci succhiate il sangue!" - Literally "You [people] suck our blood"
    9:21 - "Eccellente" - Excellent.
    9:23 - "Vedrai" - You'll see.
    9:35 - "Sî, un labirinto" - Yes, a labyrinth. ***NB: There is a difference between a maze and a labyrinth. They used the Italian word of labyrinth - labirinto - when they should have used the word for maze - dedalo. The difference between a maze and a labyrinth is that a maze has many different paths to take you either to the center or to the exit, and is meant to confuse you. A labyrinth has a single path and is meant as a relaxing walk.

    • @simonemaragno3839
      @simonemaragno3839 3 года назад +2

      The word "labirinto" means maze and labirinth no one use the word "dedalo"

    • @8sofspades31
      @8sofspades31 2 года назад

      but technically it was a labyrinth in a garden, so tommy was wrong here

  • @ryuhayashi97
    @ryuhayashi97 3 года назад +85

    "I think you saw too many Mafia movies"
    I like that joke man, because they are actual Mafia

  • @bingus.14
    @bingus.14 3 года назад +135

    "I'd Like to have a conversation with your kneecaps" - Nano 2020

  • @Exotio_
    @Exotio_ 3 года назад +50

    3:47
    Ohh sh*t,that glitch

  • @chomp6015
    @chomp6015 3 года назад +47

    12:18 me when my mom tells me to get downstairs to go to school

  • @julianjuega8886
    @julianjuega8886 3 года назад +6

    8:38 Godfather Music

  • @141_chaos
    @141_chaos 3 года назад +88

    Nothing like seeing my favorite youtubers notifications.

  • @boomboxbayonet
    @boomboxbayonet 3 года назад +74

    Thug, running up stairs with his fists: "What you got?"
    Nano: *shoots him in the neck* "A rifle."

  • @gnomeman5808
    @gnomeman5808 3 года назад +46

    1:05
    I’ve got bargains
    I’ve got deals
    Totally didn’t use those people
    As human shields
    -Nano, October 2020

  • @hamminghog9847
    @hamminghog9847 3 года назад +49

    Nano: Im a male karen
    Me: they are evolving

  • @wolfspider1628
    @wolfspider1628 3 года назад +22

    "Sorry, I only know tango." Genuinely a badass one-liner.

  • @rideroll9609
    @rideroll9609 3 года назад +30

    9:13 When you saw pretty girl wearing skirt and she just started cleaning her shoes...

  • @cptjackpl8690
    @cptjackpl8690 3 года назад +217

    So no one's gonna talk about what just happened over here?
    3:46 (change the speed of your video on 0.25)
    His face just... Exploded bruh

    • @gamiezion
      @gamiezion 3 года назад +39

      there is no glitch, there never was a glitch, it all just wroks. we just don't know how. *sweats in bethesda*

    • @chrisca
      @chrisca 3 года назад +1

      Is this an Ubisoft reference?!?

    • @gamiezion
      @gamiezion 3 года назад +4

      @@chrisca yes* (*no)

    • @Idkwhatiam
      @Idkwhatiam 3 года назад +2

      He changed emotion quickly like robot glitching like that...

    • @jackleface2903
      @jackleface2903 3 года назад +3

      just don't like in the back of the truck and see the guy T posing even though he surpost to be died 8:00

  • @GamesTube80
    @GamesTube80 3 года назад +3

    2:38 The worst that could happen? A explosion

  • @anupamtripathi8531
    @anupamtripathi8531 3 года назад +15

    9:11 - Me when my Crush Touches me ( Nano is like my friends - horrified* )

  • @SubieDooWhereRU
    @SubieDooWhereRU 2 года назад +3

    Nobody gonna talk about how the shopkeeper at 2:12 is voiced by Niko Bellic?

  • @CatMagglio
    @CatMagglio 2 года назад +4

    2:58 Sounds like the toe from Courage the Cowardly Dog that grew on Murial. Don't know how I remember that, but I do.

  • @oliverstyk5525
    @oliverstyk5525 3 года назад +4

    4:16 Daniel Vavra laughting.mp3

  • @vicenzo1105
    @vicenzo1105 3 года назад +5

    1:50 did you call me ?

  • @TheCat48488
    @TheCat48488 3 года назад +11

    6:33 apparently you already know how the story went eh Nano😏

  • @rknzcn
    @rknzcn 2 года назад +3

    3:38 oh a buggati from 1930s

  • @tytoalbasoren9457
    @tytoalbasoren9457 3 года назад +23

    13:17 That sync tho...

  • @takashitvsmokey3175
    @takashitvsmokey3175 2 года назад +5

    My favorite part 7:11

  • @maryhebb2780
    @maryhebb2780 3 года назад +3

    11:36 that DAMN motorcycle chase was traumatic for me.
    But not as much as the race mission

  • @isappycracks
    @isappycracks 3 года назад +4

    9:36 men be like :

  • @NuttersNutty
    @NuttersNutty 3 года назад +12

    2:04
    Nano: *Tries to talk in pasta*

  • @NuttersNutty
    @NuttersNutty 3 года назад +24

    5:16
    Paulie: "No shooters"
    Nano: *Shoots at explosives*
    Should've specified on "shooters"

  • @Zay78o_door_handle
    @Zay78o_door_handle 2 года назад +4

    10:37 it's actually the thumbnail

  • @GlennDavey
    @GlennDavey Год назад +2

    5:01 when you punch someone in the gut with a fist, blood should come under their shirt immediately, because that's realistic

  • @titanstudios6722
    @titanstudios6722 2 года назад +4

    6:45 This game proves that grenade/rocket jumping is real and that the mafia used it as a real tactic.

  • @vincethehunter5660
    @vincethehunter5660 3 года назад +8

    2:33 When smoking kills

  • @Alex-tl6hz
    @Alex-tl6hz 3 года назад +8

    "Thank you I already ate" why is that so funny to me

  • @Tiger313NL
    @Tiger313NL 3 года назад +45

    "Easily entertained" Yep, me too, but my colleagues tend to call it "being slightly autistic" lol

  • @yesseru
    @yesseru 2 года назад +2

    Joseph: sees a vampire
    Also Joseph: 10:33

  • @indahharimurti6128
    @indahharimurti6128 3 года назад +6

    Nano: “Stop! In the name of crime!”
    Me: Its free real estate

  • @skybloomchannel
    @skybloomchannel 3 года назад +62

    I’m so early I haven’t heard an,
    *Oh My God*
    Yet

  • @rafitaprop8452
    @rafitaprop8452 3 года назад +2

    12:32 "Karma"

  • @scubasteve3743
    @scubasteve3743 3 года назад +6

    “Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
    -nano, checking to see if the missus is in the room

  • @pr0digy76
    @pr0digy76 3 года назад +15

    just know that i saw a lot of people on youtube playing this game but i was like : meh..
    But with you, your sense of humor and you style of post prod(?) i know i'm gonna love the video.

  • @xnopyt13
    @xnopyt13 3 года назад +3

    8:24 -Gillette-
    *Manscape*

  • @Turgineer
    @Turgineer 2 года назад +1

    2:45 "Oh, bad guy... Wait, I'm a bad guy."

  • @xbluewolfx6813
    @xbluewolfx6813 3 года назад +13

    I remember when i was a 6 years old kid playing Mafia (yes 6 years old) and the race mission took me a entire week of atemps, is hard as hell

  • @jakubdatko8255
    @jakubdatko8255 3 года назад +6

    5:36 thats Paul or Paulie :)

  • @joelthomas5618
    @joelthomas5618 3 года назад +1

    "that old lady had a thompson" is hilarious

  • @alessandromele3918
    @alessandromele3918 3 года назад +32

    2:21 the lady just called you a "Terrone" a guy that comes from the middle of Italy. You should be very offended

    • @lincolnclay898
      @lincolnclay898 3 года назад +2

      What's that?

    • @simonemaragno3839
      @simonemaragno3839 3 года назад +3

      You can use "crucco" for people who live in the nord, during the worl wars italian used the word "crucchi" for talk about germans

  • @alexw3346
    @alexw3346 2 года назад +1

    8:03 T-pose

  • @LawzarXR
    @LawzarXR 2 года назад +3

    Lmao 7:06

  • @homersimpson3441
    @homersimpson3441 3 года назад +5

    9:49 this why I hate video games it appeals to the male fantasy

  • @arammco
    @arammco 3 года назад +2

    Wow, that "Ciao vinny grazie for the pistole" sounds like an italian who try to talk english.

  • @demon3286
    @demon3286 3 года назад +12

    9:13 yawning scene is 😂

  • @jarrodsteers8991
    @jarrodsteers8991 2 года назад +4

    "*Subscribe* after thorough analysis and careful consideration, wouldn't want you to rush things"
    *Just finished watching a video about the Mafia*
    Me: Can't help but feel like that is a threat.

  • @alanwestmoreland6152
    @alanwestmoreland6152 3 года назад +2

    I remember the race mission. I only remember it because I lucked out because I hit a small ramp and flew.

  • @felps_4500
    @felps_4500 3 года назад +9

    3:46 What the hell happened to Tommys head (for 0.01 secs.) Lol

    • @justsomerandomgamer2102
      @justsomerandomgamer2102 3 года назад +1

      I think Tommy had a very bad case of ptsd that sent him to another alternate universe then came back

    • @felps_4500
      @felps_4500 3 года назад

      @@justsomerandomgamer2102 Lol

  • @hyperdragon6376
    @hyperdragon6376 3 года назад +1

    Fun fact the mission where you execute the hotel manager you can actually walk up to him and press the melee button and Tommy will say “don salieri sends hie regards” and then kills him

  • @nafmaja5612
    @nafmaja5612 2 года назад +1

    7:57 i love it when game devs decided to give a mission failed cutscene to show how you fu- (hits keyboard) the mission so bad

  • @bananasplit3204
    @bananasplit3204 3 года назад +3

    2:27 she said: " you suck our blood"

  • @littlebigboydz1148
    @littlebigboydz1148 3 года назад +2

    "MAFIA GUY OPEN UP "
    😂😂😂👌👌👌

  • @GlennDavey
    @GlennDavey Год назад +2

    3:13 These cars weren't ever thrown around like this, that's why it looks weird and wrong. Car crashes were actually invented by teenagers in the 1950s.

  • @thecoolthelast3410
    @thecoolthelast3410 3 года назад +1

    Word of the day: unless they want to say goodbye to there knee caps. -nano

  • @tgagaming1354
    @tgagaming1354 3 года назад +2

    "This how we do this, I walk in and starts beating. You do the same"
    *Proceeds to burn the house down*

  • @mirjaloll
    @mirjaloll Год назад +1

    2:53 i see you have done maths

  • @OriginalAceXD
    @OriginalAceXD 3 года назад +22

    "why did you bring a knife to a gunfight?"
    Me who trained my knifing skills in every COD: " *YOU PICKED THE WRONG KNIFER FOOOL* "

  • @raseli4066
    @raseli4066 3 года назад +1

    6:35 that's alot of holes for a guy that got shot three times

  • @daxproductions1868
    @daxproductions1868 3 года назад +2

    0:10 You're just the definition of a gentleman 👌🙂 lol

  • @elbeto191291
    @elbeto191291 3 года назад +2

    1:38 cries in Nano's Monetization

  • @heimhorizon
    @heimhorizon 3 года назад +1

    6:13 some John Wick involved in there

  • @HornyIndianMan
    @HornyIndianMan 2 года назад

    STOP ✋ IN THE NAME OF CRIME!! 😤
    Fuggin kills me, this guy 🤣

  • @imperium5631
    @imperium5631 3 года назад +4

    I feel your pain nano I played this mission for over 5 hours and finally had to set it to rookie difficulty

  • @seventenlive
    @seventenlive 3 года назад +1

    13:33 That person isnt stupid
    they tried committing insurance fraud

  • @MzRayTimo3x
    @MzRayTimo3x 3 года назад +2

    I love this game.. I also love that "Boy that hurts" scene xD

  • @alimplays334
    @alimplays334 3 года назад +2

    Almost 500k subs, that is just wonderful. Congrats mate.

  • @samduley2670
    @samduley2670 3 года назад +1

    'Stop in the name of crime' funny

  • @tomassmaha4513
    @tomassmaha4513 3 года назад +1

    5:28 I was thinking about same thing.

  • @royalmarine6191
    @royalmarine6191 3 года назад +3

    When you’re driving the taxi and you say thirty cents that was actually a lot of money in America back then

  • @j00p3k2
    @j00p3k2 3 года назад +12

    oOOH aM EeErly

  • @Jayden-my2fl
    @Jayden-my2fl Месяц назад

    The don sends his regards always gets me

  • @initialdoge8528
    @initialdoge8528 2 года назад +2

    3:51
    this dude is so bad at driving that he don’t even know what’s a racing line

  • @Tayrone2006
    @Tayrone2006 2 года назад

    Nano: Why would you bring a knife in a gunfight?
    Me: BRIISH

  • @carlthegamer9215
    @carlthegamer9215 3 года назад +4

    Me Squad leading. Hahaha m8, you do the best Squad Vids.

  • @jojo_ted1239
    @jojo_ted1239 3 года назад +1

    I never thought Nano would play a mafia game

  • @joacontcantsee
    @joacontcantsee Год назад

    "Stop, in the name of crime!" is the most nano thing nano has ever nano'd

  • @susannschmidt6915
    @susannschmidt6915 3 года назад +3

    5:44 and how could you survive so much bullets i mean you would be laying down on the ground almost dead after max 2 shots in the chest or stumick

  • @sweden8045
    @sweden8045 3 года назад +3

    Look at that.... Nobody said first!!! Gives me hope for humanity

  • @thedarklrd6714
    @thedarklrd6714 Год назад

    I like how he started the video by hitting the cleanest griddy on that door

  • @AutisticWarCriminal
    @AutisticWarCriminal 2 года назад

    13:17
    bro, when nano said "you're to blame" the gunfire was perfectly alligned with the lyrics

  • @professerpurple1465
    @professerpurple1465 3 года назад +14

    I did that race on normal and I wanted to shoot myself after the 2nd hour of attempts. I got it after 4.

    • @NerdyComedian
      @NerdyComedian 2 года назад +3

      your not the only one who wanted to die, but hey least this isn't the original cause god damn the race in that one is like WAY worse

  • @GlennDavey
    @GlennDavey Год назад +1

    12:42 if you play The Long Drive you will understand what just happened

  • @Gm_1221
    @Gm_1221 3 года назад +1

    "basically impossible for a normal human being"... Me who beat it on classic after an hour: "you don't say..."

  • @SanstSapue
    @SanstSapue 3 года назад +2

    "boy, that hurts"

  • @elhombreequisde
    @elhombreequisde 2 года назад

    13:17 man that guy with the pistol got the beat