Skeleton Tales Part 1: Sphen Maxilae
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- Опубликовано: 29 авг 2024
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Honestly, if I stabbed a knight in the chest through their armor, only to not hit anything and be grabbed by the wrist and shown a skull where his face should be, I’d also be very scared.
and I'm imagining the face bones contorting like the angry dooting meme.
No bones about it, that guy just stepped knee-deep in the doot. That's the the kind of mistake that'll trousle you down to your bones.
fucken rattled
So basically this m.ruclips.net/video/En_uBUETgjA/видео.html
war gaming that exact scene came to mind as soon as I heard it
"When magic isn't an option, the best choice is always explosives." Words to live by.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that edgelord really got under his skin.
MrCompassionate01 what skin
Very humorous
Chris Laine *humerus
Yeah I aint rib'n ya when I say this when I would have a bone to pick with that edgelord num skull but when i jaw that they hung him I rattled in joy.
His head was hollow
There's a rogue in my party talking about how he wants to unify all the dragons in the world. He ain't no edgelord, so I'll follow him to the end of the world just to keep him from being one.
That there is loyalty to your fellow man... Keep up the good work!
I would definitely be interested in hearing this story. 👀
So, how'd he do?
We need to know what happened!
So how did it go?
“I am become macguffin” is the best phrase yet devised to describe all but maybe one of every D&D character I have ever played.
I like to think, deep down, we all have a skeleton character inside each of us~
OH MY *FUCKING* GOD
The Alchemist King I guess that joke hit your funny bone
PRGME7 sans is that you
*I am a skeleton.*
Doot nice
I literally created a sapient skeleton player race based on this very story. The first character who used that race died within a Shambling Mound.
Syrbyrys how does it work?
@@PRGME7 I got a really good Skeleton player race for 5e. 6 hours of inactivity during Long Rests, Arms can be removed and used as a Club(1d6+STR Bludgeoning), and a bunch of other cool shit
"cleric tries to "lay on hands""
Me, having played a cleric before: *internal screaming*
In case you don't know, cleric healing and harming magic has the opposite effect on undead. Healing spells do damage, damage spells heal.
@@the_herobriner683 that used to be the case but isn't anymore in DnD 5e. This is due to them changing how healing works, being directly mending the body now rather than it's previous functionality of being a form of channeling Positive Energy.
@@BlueDavrial I don't know every detail about the newest version of D&D, but I do know that in the version I played that was the effect that it had. In this case, it seems they were also playing a version where it was true.
@@the_herobriner683 oh I'm aware, as that's the case in most systems. 5e is the odd one out, and I just figured you might like to know that odd distinction that makes the former fact no longer universal
@@BlueDavrial thanks for letting me know. :)
The bone puns.
THE GODDAMN BONE PUNS
MalWave There to many!!! XD
All these puns are a real rib tickler.
Before this video I was considering being a skeleton paladin that hides his secret under full plate armor. Now thanks to you my party won't stop hearing skeleton puns until I perish.
Time well spent after the body's best buy date
Well that’s humerus
(Slaps the back of your head) stop it...damn it, I'm smiling.
@@michelveilleux1275 calm down papyrus, he didn't mean to RATTLE your jimmies
@@aj_the_infamous1013 (grits teeth furiously) stop it! 🤣
@@michelveilleux1275 arnt skeletons always grinning?
For all your skeleton one liners need:
Thanks for throwing me a bone, I've got a bone to pick with you, I don't find this humorous, I could give a sit, grow a spine, give him a gentle ribbing, I can feel it in my bones, are you boned now, you look a bit rattled, my old bones will rest easy, my skull when..., I retired because I didn't have the stomach for it any more, if I had a snake it would be as solid as the rest of me, not to let it rattle their cages, "you'll be meat for this, scum" "no I won't", consider my jimmies rattled, let's not make bones about it, if I could roll my sockets I would, cat bones are out of the body bag, raking up some serious bones, I need some fleshing out, exskeltont (no idea about spelling), hand bones start to sweat, this is against my core morals, we don't bone, my floating ribs, it's rasling time, you better believe I tomb stoned him, he was dead in the first place, same old bag of bones, rattles me just right.
S P O O K Y S C A R Y SKELETONS
Atleast Doomguy apreciates memes
That tickled my funny bone.
that reference sent shivers down my spine
an audience with my Privates is now my Favorite Euphemism
Just hope the audience isn't disappointed.
puns on puns on puns. Fantastic XD
‘The best choice is always explosive’ twitch would approve
The entire Party would approve lol
I can only hope that we get to hear about skeleton bro’s RP as a lawyer in a magical Victorian setting one day.
"... sometimes i'm a pun machine, but always a skeleton."
*_SANS_*
I feel this is prelude to the Overlord anime I dunno why.
There's no strangly-named knight at the start, so probably not.
Wait they made a anime based on the overlord games?
The hell?
Sgt. Wolf THERE ARE OVERLORD *GAMES?!*
@@thealchemistking4063 No the over lord games they are referring to are old and made before the anime or possibly even the manga was conceived.
@@Sgt-Wolf No Neither are related. The games came before the anime even existed.
"ERP is nearly impossible"
As a deep fan of the undertale fandom, I'm here to tell you otherwise
*F o n t c e s t*
@The Alchemist King what the fuck
Froot Juice what? Can’t handle the *F A N D O M R Y!*
The Alchemist King I stoped watching the bee movie to respond to this comment I hope you’re happy
@@TenBillionAnts sounds like he did you a favour mate
So basically
"I used That Guy to destroy That Guy"
Dude, all characters are skeletons, with a varied amount of flesh attatched
these skely puns are good :3 i'm satisfied
Well this adventure is Boneapartely amazing
Guess that skeleton came out of the closet.
first time i heard somebody use the insult douchecanue correctly
I am skulltown jelly? No! I am skeleton jelly!
I never played D&D yet, but I have a character prepped and ready and it’s a skeleton, but not only a skeleton, a magical skeleton!
"I dub thee Sir Skellington"
It’s him
*It’s Sans Undertale*
Cheese Wizard the undertail knight
Sams undertal
More like a more serious papyrus
It's Ness
SANESSS
Remember, some people play as bears and raptors and NPCs are none the wiser.
Funny thing is 2 of my favorite characters I've played were Skeletons, 1 a horny Bard/lich wanting to steal money, raise an army to conquer the multiverse, and "bone" anything humanoid with a pulse. the other being the skeleton of a mute giant beastmaster with a squirrel as his familiar
So the fleshless being without a pule boned things with a puls?
Hypocrite
The puns are amazing
"I am become McGuffin, Derailer of Campaigns."
lmao
Just remember, if you think your "cyborg" in a gritty low-magic fantasy is Snowflakey.. History has you covered!
Götz von Berlichingen, aka: Götz of the Iron Hand, was a Knight that lost a hand to a cannonball and gained an increasingly fancy prosthetic hand, which allowed him to grip his sword, the reins of his horse, a quill..
Cyborg_Knight.exe
...Sphen's head became a Bob.. .
Bob is a "character" from the Dresden Files series of books. He's a talking skill who is inhabited by a spirit of knowledge you used to work under a pretty strong Necromancer, and after said Necro was killed, his skull got moved around until it wound up in Dresden's possession. Now he gives Harry advice, as well as ask for romance novels as negotiation materials... Dude's a bit perverted, but it's played for laughs.
"Who are you:?"
AINS OWEL GOWNS
This gives me an idea for a character playing an Ice Pixie, disguised as a Frost Giant using a Preminant Image
I can only imagine this guy in the voice of skeletor
I'd do the same thing, but this calls for one thing... "RATTLE ME BONES!"
I had a brother who played a skeleton character. His name was Madd Ivory and he was fond of luxurious milk baths. He was a rouge with expertise in deception and perception and he pulled off some ridiculous stunts with it, including getting himself a giant boar mount who he called 'turkey leg' And getting out of being caught spying through the BBEG's tower window by pretending to be the town idiot and offering the BBEG some soup. Never finished the campaign, but he was great while he lasted.
OMFG I'm dying and there's a whole part 2 still to go x'D
The bone puns... STAHP IT SKELETOR! XD
**is skeleton**
**tells puns**
*(megalovania intensifies)*
So how do you convince your DM to let you play an undead? Remember, the Dead cannot learn new skills. As the old saying goes "The Dead Do not Change." (I think that's a quote from Kai, the undead assassin from the TV series "Lexx", but I'm not sure.)
A PC that can't level up will eventually be useless to the party.
RedwoodTheElf set up your whole character up to level (insert how long the dm expects how long the campaign will last) give yourself some form of amnesia from his former life, leveling up and learning new skills is now just “remembering what you already knew”
Downside is you’re locked into a path chosen before the campaign started, so you can’t change according to the circumstances of the campaign.
Alternatively, find a necromancer willing to “upgrade” you
Henlo yis, am local grem.
Want buy food? Sharps?
Am sell many thing, dirt cheap.
Loads magic, only slight explode risk.
I wish to play the grem. Grem is gud. Grem is great.
Yes I'll take your finest magic sticks. Gotta lead them kobolds right, ya know.
HOI I’m temmie!
this comment section is like looking at a bunch of undertale fans roleplaying
NEH HEH HEH!
yellowpig 10 And it is absolutely glorious!
PLEASE for the love of god take it back, not all skelly bois like undertale
R A T T L E ME B O N E S
He had a Skele-ton of fun with this character, didn't he? I mean I found all of this very humerus and it tickled my funny bone so much.
I find this these puns humorous how ever I don’t have the guts make some good puns
No wizards summoning shotguns? What kind of depraved game is this?
Knighted? Sir Bones!
I see your demons are talking to you again warlock... how are they
These puns really rattle my bones
I was expecting a skellibard. But this is more awesome.
oh god...the puns.
Lounges&Legalese, a game about the interpersonal conflicts in a 80s NY accountancy firm: "I play as a skeleton"
I loved that this man makes puns and he gets a chuckle of me but this guy says chuckle fuck I fucking die
When will you learn? When will you LEARN! That your actions have CONSEQUENCES!
(Fighting the big bad evil guy)
Do you wanna have a bad time?
His name is a bone oun dammit!
This feels like a mix between Sans and Skullduggery pleasant
You know, I've heard this story before, but watching it again now, after seeing Goblin Slayer? The resemblance is uncanny.
Don't give up mister skeleton!
Who's watching in 1897
Byzantium are you even relevant after 1492?
Sum Arbor are you even relevant now?
Possibly.
omg this is freaking awesome.
My friend once came up with a skeleton but no one knew he was a skeleton. Whenever you ask, he convinces you only that he is not a skeleton
....... One of my players plays as a 4th Wall breaking burning Skeletal Reaper..... I actually like him doing that.
This has inspired me to make a skelington farmer who uses dirt to drown people
I can only think of 4 skeletons I know 3 are from undertale and one is from overlord
Overlord theme song slowly fills my mind
Me: Damn I want to watch that intro again.
This... is quality content.
You better believed I tombstoned him
Best part
I think I'm playing a Game with this Guy's Long-Lost Brother, where everything he plays is Zombies. XD
Never takes off armour, sounds like goblin slayer.
Just for me
21:15
I can imagine the narrator narrating an audiobook about the civil war
Sven lived not twice, but thrice!
These puns are cancerous. I love them 😂
Players like this are fucking legends
THE BONE PUNS
Currently playing a skeleton Osteomancy wizard. Name: Bones McGillicuddy
Oh I love this story
It's hard to climb a mountain of salt.
lets see, skeleton... check, cringey puns...check, awesome fighter... check. must be sans from undertale.
I want "Talented with Dickery" on my business cards
double, skeleton, a skeleton inside of a bigger skeleton
im currently playing a skeleton in one of my campaigns
ive been throwing hints, but no one seems to notice, hopefully nothing happens to me
@@napkinballz2573 update?
RATTLE ME BONES!
I also role play as a skeleton
I'd love to see a list of the rest of your skele-jokes.
hello sans ! That rogue really had a bad time
3:19 - Enough of the puns.
"Low magic" cyborg skeleton.
This was beautiful
Ser Daniel Fortesque would be proud
I love skeletons and necromancers
I just noticed on 2:57 or 58 you tried to stifle a laugh from one of these puns
u:how much pun are in here
me:a skele *TON*
Do I want to know what the guy means by 'Magical Realms'? He pairs it with ERP and I get the feeling there's a terrible meaning other than "A world containing magic"
fetish magic... that's all im saying...
Or things like Lust Slimes.
Look it up on d4wiki
Laughs in comic sans
Yohohoho!
Namurack I got it! I got the reference!