I remember seeing josh jones at hot water and he said he just looked at me and said he would eat my arse out with a shovel, never laughed so much in my life great comedian for anyone whos not seen him
Gutted about last night for you lids. Fair play to Chris for giving you a shout out. It doesn’t change the fact that the whole place was full of jumper wearing Tory rats!
My nickname to this day is “SeizureSalad”cause on my way to work experience I had a seizure and broke me nose and was re diagnosed with epilepsy that day and had it ever since both epilepsy and the nickname 🤣
2 mates have nicknames that have stuck for over 15 years… Plankton. Because we didnt know his real name first week of college and he looked like squidward. This stuck through college, (where a teacher had to ask him a question when she was being assessed and started to say Plankton and corrected herself to Peter- his name was Tom). My OAP parents call him Plankton and most people when we went to Uni never knew him by any name other than Plankton. Derivatives include Peter Lankton, Dr Wankton, Wanky, Wanky woo, Plank. For halloween he built his own Plankton costume from a green morph suit. Another one is Mr Patel. Owner of Mr Patels properties. When one Monopoly game he ruthlessly built a property empire. Thats the story. He is fully white british.
Nickname was Carrot through uni, to the point it was Facebook name, and people introduced me to people as it. 3 years later one of my best mates heard my real name and went "Who's Ashley?". Shocking 🤣
My nickname is Zombie pretty much everyone who knows me calls me it all from a photo in year 9 of me off my dish steaming and stoned eating a pizza mid picture at a party 😂
Ive just started working with someone whos nickname is Hilter, apparently because when he was young he had a leg brace and walked like the goose step 🤣 So weird hearing people shouting Hitler all the time
My nickname at school was fudge. My year 7 teacher bought me a chocolate fudge cake at the end of the year and presented it to me. He was later found to have been touching kids.
Honestly, Shetland Tony has had me crying
Great Pod. Always ends up being top quality when he’s on.
So glad Josh is back on the couch hes an absolute GOAT
Have wanted Josh back on for ages! Cry laughed my way through 😂
I remember seeing josh jones at hot water and he said he just looked at me and said he would eat my arse out with a shovel, never laughed so much in my life great comedian for anyone whos not seen him
212 episodes in and I think "I'm cured!" is one of my top 5 moments. Really got me.
Gutted about last night for you lids. Fair play to Chris for giving you a shout out.
It doesn’t change the fact that the whole place was full of jumper wearing Tory rats!
which podcast won
Why is Carl the hardest one to understand as an American?!? I have to rewind the tape so much to get his bits and it’s always the best.
Good that the winners gave you a shout out at the awards
I dunno why but I love Peter the HAW snake 😂 Oh, and Spaniel is tripping about Nigela Lawson.
You’ll sweep the awards next year fellas, sorry you just missed out this time round
Morning lids.
Hello meht
I'm the same age as Dan and the Sunlife pen chat scared the shit out of me.
28:18 "Someones pulled a pack of chewwies out over there" 😂
My old college tutor had an accident with an angle grinder, which left him with 2 fingers on one hand and 4 on the other. He was known as kitkat.
The awards reactions pre-record got me 🤣
Educational Patreon special idea - Adam learns to swim 😂
That would be fucking golden! 😂
Happy Saturday release Lids
Dave: "Juice👀"
Carlos: "Oh"
😂😂
I need Dan’s ‘morning…morning….*t-Rex noise*’ as a sound bite 😅
Honestly Peter the snake is the best thing
My nickname to this day is “SeizureSalad”cause on my way to work experience I had a seizure and broke me nose and was re diagnosed with epilepsy that day and had it ever since both epilepsy and the nickname 🤣
Hello Mehts!
I missed this by a couple days and now I'm trying to work out if the Shetland tony line I saw in a tweet was stolen by the tweet or the listener 😂
Seen a few pods do the nicknames one and they’re funny as, Dan definitely did no sifting hahahaha
Hahaha I seen Carol Vordeman on the dating app ‘Raya’ and I sent her a maths pun and she blanked me
German Doner Kebab is the best fast food chain 🙌🏼
2 mates have nicknames that have stuck for over 15 years…
Plankton. Because we didnt know his real name first week of college and he looked like squidward.
This stuck through college, (where a teacher had to ask him a question when she was being assessed and started to say Plankton and corrected herself to Peter- his name was Tom).
My OAP parents call him Plankton and most people when we went to Uni never knew him by any name other than Plankton.
Derivatives include Peter Lankton, Dr Wankton, Wanky, Wanky woo, Plank.
For halloween he built his own Plankton costume from a green morph suit.
Another one is Mr Patel. Owner of Mr Patels properties.
When one Monopoly game he ruthlessly built a property empire. Thats the story.
He is fully white british.
wagwag lids!!!
Peter needs to be on the specials too now top stuff
what a sound bloke popeys chicken is fekinnnn awsome! love the voice/accent and didnt he was a potman like finn
Nickname was Carrot through uni, to the point it was Facebook name, and people introduced me to people as it. 3 years later one of my best mates heard my real name and went "Who's Ashley?". Shocking 🤣
Random one but Carl that numbers kids tv show was el nombre 🤣🤣🤙🏼
"Is The Yemen like The Wirral?" caught me so off fucking guard. Up the Sensei.
Come outside, RIP Pippin ♥️
Also damn josh is great
Carl was on about El Nombre. Cash Cab was sick though. I used to watch challenge tv on sick days
My nickname is Zombie pretty much everyone who knows me calls me it all from a photo in year 9 of me off my dish steaming and stoned eating a pizza mid picture at a party 😂
Ive just started working with someone whos nickname is Hilter, apparently because when he was young he had a leg brace and walked like the goose step 🤣 So weird hearing people shouting Hitler all the time
A lad called kevin, had a gammy leg/club foot. His nickname was S Club/ S Club Kevin
Nicknames- Grim lee.
Soggy b (lost a game of soggy biscuits with c*um on )and people still call it him 15 years on
In year 8, I was on crutches so I got called Henry not pacey.
Cash cab was a good show 👌🏻
1:52:20
Four in the bottom, we call that DVDA
Morning mehts! Up for the pod due to also having Adam Rowe cheesegrater throat 👀👎🏼
Brum was fucking belter sick call from Carl
My nickname at school was fudge. My year 7 teacher bought me a chocolate fudge cake at the end of the year and presented it to me. He was later found to have been touching kids.
Quality
Al Gore Rhythm 🗿
Mate I was high reading this and it sent me head for a sec
GRYFFINDOR!
Get Tim Key on 🙏
Haze Der!!!
Spying for James and Fuhad 🌚
I went to school with a kid we called Mikey cos he looked like Mikey from Recess. To this day I don’t know his real name
Burger King is better when it’s good but it’s much more inconsistent than Maccies. KFC service is shite .
Hello mehts
Can't believe you managed to get Barry White on as a guest host
I used to wag school to watch Can't cook won't cook with Ainsley Harriott.