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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
  • Note: Kamzor Dil ke logon se guzarish hai ke Poora Video na dekhien.
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Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @sadaashish
    @sadaashish 4 года назад +9148

    Rehman Bhai - un par nahi pr apne Hindu Bhaiyo pe bharosa rakho. Hum apne Musalman Bhaiyo ke saath khade Hain, is ladai Mei bhi kandhe se kandha milake apke saath hain...

  • @sarojpowar5382
    @sarojpowar5382 4 года назад +414

    🇮🇳I’m Indian U R Indian that’s set..!♥️✌🏻

    • @zuiokopl2256
      @zuiokopl2256 4 года назад +6

      Modi ko samjao

    • @dt8129
      @dt8129 4 года назад +5

      @DaRKsOUL muze Modi aur shah se bachana hai desh ko .

    • @unnatisharma2351
      @unnatisharma2351 4 года назад

      Very nice sir👍👍

    • @meditation4soul
      @meditation4soul 4 года назад

      If don't have proofs of indian nationality then go away that's set

    • @jitesh444
      @jitesh444 4 года назад

      @@dt8129 tu Muslim hai Bhai merey
      Nakli ID bana kar bol raha....

  • @akashkumar-qh9rc
    @akashkumar-qh9rc 4 года назад +1357

    मैंने आज से नफ़रत करना और फैलाना बंद कर दिया है
    आपकी लास्ट की कविता सुन कर आंखे नम हो गई...

    • @Thisvsthet
      @Thisvsthet 4 года назад +75

      ek baar Kashimir ka itihas dekh lo, nam aankho me khoon utar ayega.

    • @faraazarzz2685
      @faraazarzz2685 4 года назад +7

      Good yr...

    • @LoveGuru-yl2tt
      @LoveGuru-yl2tt 4 года назад +28

      @@Thisvsthet pehle tu india k luteron ka naam dekh loo.. sab gujju hai.. chor

    • @somendrasharma4181
      @somendrasharma4181 4 года назад +17

      Bhai iski baat mat sun quran padh hindi me asliyat pata pad jayegi

    • @somendrasharma4181
      @somendrasharma4181 4 года назад +17

      Yanhi hazaaro ne puri train jalayi thi

  • @thecivilizedbihari18
    @thecivilizedbihari18 2 года назад +37

    I understand your felling on NRC NPR and i request to makes video on Kashmir genocides❣️

    • @humayun8967
      @humayun8967 Год назад +1

      Also on Jammu genocides

    • @2099santosh
      @2099santosh 6 месяцев назад +4

      उस पर ये वीडियो नहीं बनायेगा

    • @felixnortonwhittaker4679
      @felixnortonwhittaker4679 4 месяца назад

      present your evidence then video will follow

  • @mohammadfaiz7116
    @mohammadfaiz7116 4 года назад +201

    Rehman bhai video daala kro taki pta chale ki jinda ho
    Edit:Thnx for likes..first time ever got these much likes 😢

    • @shivendra_kumar
      @shivendra_kumar 4 года назад +2

      😀😅🤣😂

    • @breaktime2831
      @breaktime2831 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ES5505W7dhY/видео.html
      Please watch this and share it to every one

    • @RajaAfaqIltaf1
      @RajaAfaqIltaf1 28 дней назад +1

      😂

  • @vardhan5081
    @vardhan5081 4 года назад +64

    आपके जज़्बे और वतनपरस्ती को सलाम।
    आपका बहुत छोटा प्रशंसक।

    • @shoaibali7583
      @shoaibali7583 4 года назад

      Gupta (G ) aap polend jaona Bhai pta pd jayga apko

    • @themercury3553
      @themercury3553 Год назад

      @@shoaibali7583 kya baat hai bhai poland ki? mujhe bhi bataao 🙏.

  • @subashpanda9909
    @subashpanda9909 4 года назад +210

    One step above..... Kya thinking he....yaar .. Every time you bringing something new with some messages it touches a million heart........stunning

  • @universalthinking7471
    @universalthinking7471 2 года назад +28

    Awesome bro, we all can understand your feeling on NRC-CAA. No doubt you can make comedy video on Kashmiri genocide also.

    • @thecivilizedbihari18
      @thecivilizedbihari18 2 года назад +8

      No one Muslim make videos on Kashmir genocide

    • @universalthinking7471
      @universalthinking7471 2 года назад +4

      @@thecivilizedbihari18 Always mum on Uighir muslim genocide by China and so is for Afganistan Muslims, but very prompt about showcasing Gujrat riots as genocide, folks are smart enough to understand these double standards.

    • @Sahil-ke9px
      @Sahil-ke9px 2 года назад +4

      Pehla comment i saw on such video.
      Acha laga logo me bolne ki himmat hai.

    • @humayun8967
      @humayun8967 Год назад +1

      ​@@thecivilizedbihari18also on Jammu genocides.

    • @ashishsikander
      @ashishsikander 6 дней назад

      Yes make video on genocide of Kashmiri pandits ..

  • @praveensingada
    @praveensingada 4 года назад +163

    Dil se respect for poem .

  • @dhirendrad6128
    @dhirendrad6128 4 года назад +1948

    2002 बार सोचा
    गुज रात भर सोचा

    • @dhirajkumarpal2012
      @dhirajkumarpal2012 4 года назад +23

      2020 bar socha bhi bolna chahiye tha.

    • @alokanand850
      @alokanand850 4 года назад +31

      2002 me Gujarat danga hua tha bhai

    • @ijya6413
      @ijya6413 4 года назад +76

      19 92 baar socha hota kash mir sahab

    • @Akbahauddin
      @Akbahauddin 4 года назад +3

      Kanhaiya Kumar - Anti national or Future PM?
      👉 ruclips.net/video/KKnjd7wWFHE/видео.html

    • @snehbachananand3623
      @snehbachananand3623 4 года назад +15

      Aee chai gram chai garam Aeeee chai gram chai gram 😌

  • @tomandjarry7155
    @tomandjarry7155 4 года назад +378

    C.A.A. means = adopt to someone 's child 😂
    N.R.C.means= ask our children that who is your father 😂😂

    • @MahendraNodi
      @MahendraNodi 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Favourited

    • @sandipkoradia2702
      @sandipkoradia2702 4 года назад +16

      Ek bar aap kashmiri pandito ki basti me bhi ho aao bhai aapko sab pata chal jayega abcd to z

    • @sidharthkar6658
      @sidharthkar6658 4 года назад +17

      @@sandipkoradia2702 ek bar engineering college ka situation dekhle tu bhi pata chal jayega modi kitna fekku he

    • @sidharthkar6658
      @sidharthkar6658 4 года назад +4

      @nikhilesh Rathore DNA is not the citizenship proof bro as per govt 😂😂😝😝

    • @himanshujoshi2299
      @himanshujoshi2299 4 года назад

      Samsung bro ek bar aap mujhe nrc k docs bta skte h complete

  • @karthiksarva9910
    @karthiksarva9910 3 года назад +25

    Jai shri ram Bola to anti nationalist . Aur Allah u akhbar Bola to secular .

  • @shashianand3730
    @shashianand3730 4 года назад +481

    U must make a poem on Kashmiri pandits...

    • @thehealingguy1503
      @thehealingguy1503 4 года назад +65

      Bhai hypocricy hai iski kyon banaayega yeh?

    • @deepaksharma4724
      @deepaksharma4724 4 года назад +80

      Bhai ek baat btau... Muslim pr kuch hota h sab ek ho jate h or kuch gandwe hindu bhi... Pr hindu k sath kuch hota h to hum hindu log hi unke sath nhi hote.. ye sab bhosdi wale log nhi jaante. PFI ka agenda bhi nhi pta kisi chutiye ko..

    • @mayankjoshi7416
      @mayankjoshi7416 4 года назад +14

      Is s nhi hoega poem wala scene

    • @umarsaeed9578
      @umarsaeed9578 4 года назад +31

      @@thehealingguy1503 bhai hume bhi bura lagta hai jab kisi ko bhi apna motherland chorh kr jana pade
      Kashmiri pandit bhi humare bhai hai sab
      Mai stand leta hu uspe
      Lekin sarkaar agar ab tak chahti to wapas settle karskti thi sabko
      Par rajneeti hai bro ye sab

    • @shashianand3730
      @shashianand3730 4 года назад +19

      @@umarsaeed9578 ye govt pe hi bhrosa hai ki Kashmiri pandits ko waps settle kregi Kashmir m but aapse request hai virodh mt krna..cz iss govt k hr decision ka aap log ne virodh hi kiya h hmesa...

  • @radharamanpriyadarshi1017
    @radharamanpriyadarshi1017 4 года назад +562

    I stand with no nrc no caa..coz I stand with every religion coz every religion is mine..coz am a human..

    • @shsingh2019
      @shsingh2019 4 года назад +24

      NRC has nothing to do with religion.

    • @radharamanpriyadarshi1017
      @radharamanpriyadarshi1017 4 года назад +13

      Yes..it affects humans

    • @hell2464
      @hell2464 4 года назад +8

      Thank you. .no CAA And NRC

    • @shsingh2019
      @shsingh2019 4 года назад +9

      @@hell2464 In 2003, speaking in Rajya Sabha, Dr Manmohan Singh, then Leader of Opposition, asked for a liberal approach to granting citizenship to minorities, who are facing persecution, in neighbouring countries such as Bangladesh and Pakistan. Citizenship Amendment Act does just that...

    • @zuhaibkazi1562
      @zuhaibkazi1562 4 года назад +12

      @@shsingh2019 give them citizenship,job,house,car we dont have any problem but what about poor muslim who are the citizen of india but dont have papers to prove just think about it

  • @saylijadhav6823
    @saylijadhav6823 4 года назад +70

    Yahi nirvan h mera, yahi Hindustan h mera💜 beautiful written sir

    • @SD-po6hk
      @SD-po6hk 4 года назад +1

      @@quick6175 wahh bhai kyaa baat hai , kitte acche sanskaar hain tumhare

    • @SD-po6hk
      @SD-po6hk 4 года назад +1

      @Hosadurga Srinivasa Rao kyaa bola hai sacchi mein, kitta accha sikhaya hai tumhare maa baap ne tumhe

    • @Mrinluckycena02
      @Mrinluckycena02 4 года назад

      @Hosadurga Srinivasa Rao Brother.. kisiko bhi gaali dene se kya khushi milti hain? Kisi baat ki narazgi hain toh sawal karo.. jawab maango.. apni soch aage rakho aur saamne wale ki bhi soch suno. Mann shaant rakho bhai, gusse se zyada sukoon shanti mein milega.

    • @roycechristongoveas5836
      @roycechristongoveas5836 4 года назад

      @Hosadurga Srinivasa Rao lo neen kannadvn Anta gottu sede Tara eneno baritiyalo Nim avn ge yarodru ingela Andre hengiroto lowde ke Baal neen dodh anti national Tara kaantiya sede tulle hog yardaru unnu buddhi barute

    • @yourobediently8534
      @yourobediently8534 4 года назад

      @@Mrinluckycena02 These people don't deserve Respect or sympathy brother, They should be Termin@ted like pest. These people are Curse for our society. Streets will be more safe for women if these people are de@d.

  • @nileshbagada1729
    @nileshbagada1729 3 года назад +80

    In Gujarat, there are many Hindus who respect all religions. You should note this bro!

    • @AcrobaticSloth
      @AcrobaticSloth 3 года назад

      @Only Tech kyu Communism faila rahe ho bhai

    • @AcrobaticSloth
      @AcrobaticSloth 3 года назад

      @batman bro mereko koi dikkat nhi hai ek banda gali galoch kar rha tha use reply kiya par uski fatt gati and comments del kiya

    • @CheakMyViewsItsMoreThen33000
      @CheakMyViewsItsMoreThen33000 2 года назад +1

      @@AcrobaticSloth u did right

    • @ashmeerkhan2877
      @ashmeerkhan2877 2 года назад +3

      Yes buddy we are indians

    • @NadeemShaikh007
      @NadeemShaikh007 2 года назад

      Bro joke hai take it lightly sun K has ke Bhul jao

  • @sahil_pandit_
    @sahil_pandit_ 4 года назад +588

    भाई एक वीडियो कश्मीरी पंडितों के नाम भी बना दो ... उनके साथ जो हुआ क्या वो गलत नहीं था.... अन्तिम पंक्तियां आपकी अच्छी लगी जय हिन्द 🇮🇳🇮🇳

    • @t-seriesmusiccover1408
      @t-seriesmusiccover1408 4 года назад +30

      Kashmiri pandit yad hai Jammu ke 2 lakh Musalmano Ke qatl Ka hisab kaun dega dogla kahin ka

    • @anujoymukherjee271
      @anujoymukherjee271 4 года назад +12

      muje kutta kaata to mai bhi kaatunga. dimag hai ki nahi bakchod insaan.

    • @Krazzy0
      @Krazzy0 4 года назад +7

      @@anujoymukherjee271 to kutte ko kaatega na ke chutiye ki kutte ki poori jaat ko hi khtm kr dega

    • @anujoymukherjee271
      @anujoymukherjee271 4 года назад +8

      @@Krazzy0 gand me dum nahi hum kisi se kam nahi haina !

    • @Bodlaaakash
      @Bodlaaakash 4 года назад +15

      @@anujoymukherjee271 us time Pandit maare gye koey Nhi bola o ab
      Sare kutte bol rhe haaa

  • @VIKASHKUMAR-vx9hw
    @VIKASHKUMAR-vx9hw 4 года назад +228

    इतिहास गवाह है, सियासत ने ही हमें बाँटा है।
    आपकी कविता बहुत ही अच्छी है।😊❤️
    जय हिंद, इंकलाब जिंदाबाद, भारत माता की जय🙏🏻

    • @ManjeetSingh-rb2rm
      @ManjeetSingh-rb2rm 4 года назад +6

      Are bhai ye Kavita suna ke kab tumhari Behan Kavita ko le jayenge ko bhaga ke le jayenge , pata bhi nahi lagega.

    • @AkashVlog
      @AkashVlog 4 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/LoZXboySl2I/видео.html .. sirf itihas nahi .. sachai me to Jan lo Kashmiri pandito ki

    • @sidharthkar6658
      @sidharthkar6658 4 года назад +2

      @@ManjeetSingh-rb2rm hmm tnsn kyu lete ho koi kisiko jabardasti nehi karta. And ejat and rape matter main jake crime record check karo kitne rapist Hindu se he.
      Useless thinking

    • @sidharthkar6658
      @sidharthkar6658 4 года назад +1

      @@AkashVlog hmm godhra Muslims ka bhi jano bro.

    • @rajyad3738
      @rajyad3738 4 года назад

      Chutiye joginder mondel k baare me padh Lena.. Aur kaun saa itihaas padha hai be gandu...Mohhmaad gauri.. Gajnabi, taimur, Akbar, Allauddin, in sab ke ithihaas padh Lena gaandu

  • @BLOGER326
    @BLOGER326 4 года назад +777

    खुद को अगर जिंदा समझते हो तो गलत का विरोध करना सीखो,
    क्योंकि लहर के साथ लाशे बहा करती है
    तैराक नहीं।

    • @ansariabdulqadir2794
      @ansariabdulqadir2794 4 года назад +3

      Kya baat hai bahot khoob

    • @ChandanKumarSingh9771421717
      @ChandanKumarSingh9771421717 4 года назад +2

      Bahut khub bhai.....

    • @mzmalik9445
      @mzmalik9445 4 года назад +1

      Absolutely

    • @kaushaldelhi2011
      @kaushaldelhi2011 4 года назад +11

      Have you taken entry in any country without documents....
      Brush up your knowledge about CAA And NRC

    • @akifrez6337
      @akifrez6337 4 года назад +3

      @@kaushaldelhi2011 apna brain wash krwa k yahan kya kr raha h jaao chaato ...

  • @nitinagrawal6637
    @nitinagrawal6637 2 года назад +10

    till date I cant understand that why these people for their comedy shows twist the facts & why always bring Gujrat riots as an action deliberately taken with no reason, I think those riots were the reaction against the devilish action taken by one peaceful community there...why don't these people say about that action, the first half of this whole story, always speak about the second half to convey wrong message in public. Neither these self centred & self declared comedians speak about the situation there after that...Rehman like people spread communalism in the country...

    • @nayak_official6318
      @nayak_official6318 2 года назад +2

      Swar ki blood h itni padha likha hota to supreme court ki order on 2002 riot ko padh leta hota.

    • @nitinagrawal6637
      @nitinagrawal6637 2 года назад +2

      @@nayak_official6318 yeh log apne Nabi ke sage nahin...Supreme Court kya hai...kabhi bolte ki yeh Supreme Court ko mante lekin judgement inke against ho jaye then Supreme Court galat hai...aise jab tak yeh Nabi ke naam par duniya mein gandh kar pa rahe tabhi tak Nabi sahi, else yeh Nabi ko bhi galat bol dein...

    • @AmicableAgnostic
      @AmicableAgnostic 2 года назад

      @@nayak_official6318 vo sabne pada hai bhai lekin kisine Godhra train burning case nahi pada hai. Vahi to hypocrisy hai, har muslim comedian 2002 2002 karta rehta hai, ek ne bhi Godhra case pe bola hai to dikha do. 2002 bolna galat nahi hia, lekin jab aap sirf vahi repeat karte ho aur baaki sab ignore karte ho tab aapka propoganda pata chal jata hai.

  • @santoshshet9283
    @santoshshet9283 4 года назад +290

    Rehman u r lucky , u r born in India...
    That's why u talk like this...

    • @KarmShala
      @KarmShala 4 года назад +10

      That's correct...

    • @shubhamraut9326
      @shubhamraut9326 4 года назад +24

      Soo true pak me abtak 6 feet andar hota

    • @justchill8719
      @justchill8719 4 года назад +3

      @@shubhamraut9326 chutiye ye andr kue hota....ye tumhari leta

    • @shubhamraut9326
      @shubhamraut9326 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/2tgyS3RKSco/видео.html must watch bhai

    • @anashashmi9808
      @anashashmi9808 4 года назад +2

      Santosh Bhai issi liye tou hmare buzurgo or bardo ne freedom fighters ne apni jano ki kurbani Di thi rahi baat bolne ki tou bolne ka right hota ha sabko apko bhi ha

  • @hironmoygogoi8891
    @hironmoygogoi8891 4 года назад +38

    Big salute to you BHAIJAAN,,, am from ASSAM.

  • @zakirshaik9123
    @zakirshaik9123 4 года назад +70

    Excellent poem,
    Literally watered 😭

    • @AkashVlog
      @AkashVlog 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/LoZXboySl2I/видео.html .. please make excellent poem on Kashmiri pandit also

    • @user-ur8hr4cy3z
      @user-ur8hr4cy3z 4 года назад

      @@AkashVlog very good brother , that's what came in my mind after listening this poem.

  • @ddm317
    @ddm317 3 года назад +12

    क्या हिन्दुओ को मसलमानों पर भरोसा करना चाहिए। गुजरात दंगों की बात करने वाले पहले गोधरा की बात किया कर।

    • @Sandeep-zh3fl
      @Sandeep-zh3fl 3 года назад +1

      1.L o v e z i h a d
      2. Forceful convertion of Mandirs and Gurukuls into Madarsa.
      3. Hiding our India's real history.
      4. Behind any riot in India.

  • @Rk_narvariya
    @Rk_narvariya 4 года назад +234

    तेरी मेरी सबकी बात लिखेंगे
    हम ही तो कल इतिहास लिखेंगे
    सूखे बादलों पे बरसात लिखेंगे
    हम ही तो कल इतिहास लिखेंगे
    बहती नदी पे कोई बांध लिखेंगे
    हम ही तो कल #इतिहास.
    #जयभारत
    #जयभिम
    #जयसंविधान

    • @syedhashmi719
      @syedhashmi719 4 года назад +4

      Beshak ham hi mil ke itihas likhenge inqlaaab zindabad

    • @zaladharmadipsinh8140
      @zaladharmadipsinh8140 4 года назад +1

      Chutiya he sala kitna likhega be

    • @ravigowda1798
      @ravigowda1798 4 года назад

      Chutya no1

    • @anxskhxn
      @anxskhxn 4 года назад +1

      Jai Hind 🇮🇳🇮🇳 Proud to be Indian 🇮🇳🇮🇳

  • @subhadipmukherjee8797
    @subhadipmukherjee8797 4 года назад +73

    Poetry 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌🔥🕉️☦️🕍⛪🕌
    Jai Hind 🇮🇳

    • @dangergamimg1933
      @dangergamimg1933 2 года назад

      jinke dil me Pakistan aur juban par hindustan ha, Kasey zakin kr le.
      Gazawae hind ka sapna jinki anko me , kasey zakin krle.
      Love zihad ke name par dharan bdlwate ho, kasey zakin krle.
      Tum vhi ho jinho ne Pakistan ke jitne par patake bhi fode the.
      Jab koi fauji saheed hota ha to jhalkti ha kushi saaf,
      Bipin rawat ki sheedi par hasi bhre comment, abhi abhi ki ha bat.
      Dil se bole to hme nhi farak pdta ki hindu kon aur muslim kon.
      Magar dimag se soche to itihas is bat ki anumati nhi deta.
      Tum bade pyar se mughlo ka vanshaj mante ho ,
      Magar 4 shahibzado ke kitni berehmi se mara tha bhli bhanti zante ho.
      Tum allah ke na manne walo ko kafir mante ho,
      Peeth par var krne ke liye harqwaqt taiyar rehte ho.
      Khud ko muslmano ka masiha btate ho,
      Middle east me kitni izzat ha bhli bhanti jante ho.
      Gaza ke hamle par badi hamdrdi ha,
      Kya china ke khilaf yhi awaz niklti ha.
      Tum majority me ho to kisi dharam ko kuch samajhte kuch nhi,
      Jab minority me atte ho to ham is jgah me safe nhi.
      Khud tum allah ke alawa mante ni kisiko, aur hmase puchte ho tum secular ni nhi.

  • @ankitraj5070
    @ankitraj5070 4 года назад +254

    Humour has no religion, no political affliation.. ♥️
    Love. ❤️

    • @unstoppableub
      @unstoppableub 2 года назад +3

      Really?? No political affiliation?

    • @amitkoul8771
      @amitkoul8771 2 года назад +3

      Then why bring religion & political affiliation in it ?

    • @Ace_of_hearts1
      @Ace_of_hearts1 2 года назад +2

      Abe hutiye kisi Muslim ko aise bolte dekha h Humour has No Religion

    • @drnipunkesarkar
      @drnipunkesarkar Год назад +4

      Try mohommad jokes..😜

  • @ALLINONE-lr7sk
    @ALLINONE-lr7sk 2 года назад +10

    This comedy means a lot ...... a person love his country more than anyone still people see him as an foreigner .....hats off to u man ...u have nailed this performance ..... I have lots of muslim friends and i can't never doubt themself because India agar pakistan se har jate hain to mujhse jyada dukh un logon ko ata hain ......Jay hind Jay BHARAT 💞💞💝💝

  • @Harishkumaru
    @Harishkumaru 4 года назад +93

    Come out guys from this Hindu and muslim..

    • @Thisvsthet
      @Thisvsthet 4 года назад +2

      @DaRKsOUL chalo koi to hai yahan jo ye baat samjta hai

  • @vivekrevs
    @vivekrevs 4 года назад +367

    शानदार रहमान खान....आपने नफरत को प्यार में बदल दिया👍👌👌

    • @shekhr1999
      @shekhr1999 4 года назад +9

      Dogla pandit

    • @kapildave5361
      @kapildave5361 4 года назад +8

      Saala Tu Pandit Hai He Nahi,,Iss Madarchod Rehman Ko 2002 Yaad Hai,,But Murkh Hindu O Ko Kashmir Pandit Yaad Nahi,,

    • @shekhr1999
      @shekhr1999 4 года назад +1

      @@kapildave5361 sala ee sb anpadh pandit h yrr.. pandit k naam pr kalank h sala ye

    • @kapildave5361
      @kapildave5361 4 года назад +4

      @@shekhr1999 Saahi Bola,,Bhai,,Inko Jubb Sacch Bolo To Mooh Bandh Ho Jaata Hai,,Me 1 Kattar Hindu Brahman Hu,,

    • @abhishekawasthi6175
      @abhishekawasthi6175 4 года назад +7

      @@shekhr1999 tu desh ka ghaddar pandit hai

  • @1111Indian
    @1111Indian 4 года назад +1248

    जब तक हिन्दू मुस्लिम साथ साथ है कोई कुछ नहीं बिगाड़ सकता । हिंदुस्तान किसी के बाप का थोड़ी है।।

    • @dhirajkumarpal2012
      @dhirajkumarpal2012 4 года назад +55

      Hum hindus ko BJP RSS bacha lenge par librandu ko kaun bachayega.TUM udhar se bhi pitoge aur idhar se bhi.Aur haa Secular bhai Common civil code pe tumhara kya vichaar hai.USke liye alag se protest ki taaayari karlo.

    • @braincrusher3446
      @braincrusher3446 4 года назад +29

      @@dhirajkumarpal2012 50%honge hi nhi dar k namm pe mat ladao

    • @flitzentech
      @flitzentech 4 года назад +30

      DHIRAJKUMAR PAL Akkal ke andhe ho tum, bjp rss kisi ke sage nahi hai. Advani aur Joshi ka kya hal kiya dekh lo

    • @ahmadengg6596
      @ahmadengg6596 4 года назад +5

      Bigadsakta matlabb?
      Or kiya dekhna chahye ghar men to goss k marraha h bhai or kiya dekh ne ko rahgaya h.

    • @ismailshaikh994
      @ismailshaikh994 4 года назад +7

      @@dhirajkumarpal2012ek baat batana muslim ki kaisi population bdegi jab ki abhi k survey k hisaab se hindu population is far ahead than muslilm

  • @shyamsai4375
    @shyamsai4375 2 года назад +26

    And I want every indian to get clearity about CAA, NRC.....and support it

    • @Happystone390
      @Happystone390 2 года назад +5

      Everyone has their agenda..... Nothing is about CAA NRC.... U need clearity..... Look how this comedian made jokes on selected topics and one sided facts.

    • @shyamsai4375
      @shyamsai4375 2 года назад +1

      @@Happystone390 first u try to understand the situation, he's actually supporting the facts and presenting it in the way of entertainment

    • @Pulkit142
      @Pulkit142 Год назад +1

      Agar desh me dharm ke adhar pe kanun layenge to desh barbadi ki aur jata hai hame Aisa nahi karna chahiye aur sabhi logo ko virodh karna chahiye

  • @mdwrites1886
    @mdwrites1886 4 года назад +52

    🤣😂😂😂 Aaja beta nhi marungaa! aajaa aajaa nhi marunga😂😂

  • @baibhavanand528
    @baibhavanand528 4 года назад +82

    Protests against NRC and CAA are so amazing and peaceful....so much destruction of public property,such violence on police and it's still peaceful!!!!!

  • @bossgaming864
    @bossgaming864 4 года назад +1377

    Gajab ka poem hai bhai jinko v acha laga ho like kare👇👇👇

    • @babluhussain2020
      @babluhussain2020 4 года назад +3

      Thanks

    • @Randhawa007
      @Randhawa007 4 года назад +5

      haan bhai rehman bhai ne last me rulaa hi diya 😔😥

    • @bossgaming864
      @bossgaming864 4 года назад +1

      @@Randhawa007 bhai mujhe v aisa hi laga tha

    • @Notohumanity
      @Notohumanity 4 года назад +6

      Fir bhi is mitti m bomb fode
      Fir bhi is mitti ko khoon se rangte ho
      Khate yha ki or madad Pakistan ki krte ho
      Kyu Kashmiri pandito ki mout p y bhaichara yad n aya
      Kyu balakot k dushmno ko sbk tumne virodh m nhi sikhlaya
      Aaj khud p bn aayi h to bhaichara yad ata h
      Kha mr jate ho jab bomb or barud ki bhet koi masoom chdh jata hai
      Kyu tera dharam or zameer tb nhi jagta
      Jab insan ki lasho ko tera majhab kafir ki mout h manta
      Aaj khud p bn aayi hto hindu muslim bhai nazar ateh
      Wrna zihad ki bhet chde kafir wo khlate h

    • @priyaprajapati3816
      @priyaprajapati3816 4 года назад

      Muslims are indian

  • @ravindarkumarpathak1364
    @ravindarkumarpathak1364 3 года назад +19

    He is true Muslim. He offer 5 time namaz To Allah. 500 time abuse to Modi 😂😂😂

    • @tabreztabbu4734
      @tabreztabbu4734 3 года назад +4

      Do you think modi is God.
      If someone abuse modi, it doesn't mean
      He is anti hindu or traitor.
      But he should not abuse krishna, rama, ganapathi or any other God.
      Islam also teaches to respect other religion but you don't want to know.

  • @Amarsingh-ge9iu
    @Amarsingh-ge9iu 4 года назад +214

    सारी राजनीति एक तरफ
    आपकी कॉमेडी एक तरफ रहमान भाई।
    😂👌👌👌👌👌👌

    • @AkashVlog
      @AkashVlog 4 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/LoZXboySl2I/видео.html .. sahi he .. inki comedy Kashmiri pandito ko bhi sunao

    • @strgtr3531
      @strgtr3531 4 года назад +6

      @@AkashVlog kitne ruppayya mil raha bjp IT sell walo se?

    • @motivateyourself9495
      @motivateyourself9495 4 года назад +1

      @Sarthak Got Games olle mela babu dar gya modi se

    • @akashgajjar4390
      @akashgajjar4390 4 года назад

      @Sarthak Got Games aacha sirf galat huva .. wah .. bas hogaya .. phir bajo tali

    • @sidharthkar6658
      @sidharthkar6658 4 года назад

      @@AkashVlog hmm kabhi kuldeep ko bhi suna liya karo boss

  • @AmitKumar-sy4uq
    @AmitKumar-sy4uq 4 года назад +372

    हिंदी से कविता और कहानियां बनती हैं
    उर्दू मिल जाए तो शायरियां बनती हैं
    मतलब हमारी मिठास एकता में ही है दोस्तो
    जी हिन्द

    • @utkarshhhhh007
      @utkarshhhhh007 4 года назад +7

      Bade bhai Kashmir me ekta ban gyi thi Phir haal kya hua tha wo un logo se puchna!

    • @AmitKumar-sy4uq
      @AmitKumar-sy4uq 4 года назад

      @@utkarshhhhh007 bhai BJP RSS ka us time koi bhi unko mila ho dukh dard samjha ho to btao..... Sirf Bala saheb ke alawa inme se kisi ko kuchh ki sujha par aaj religious batter me ghuse hain

    • @utkarshhhhh007
      @utkarshhhhh007 4 года назад +6

      @@AmitKumar-sy4uq bhai mai Delhi ka Rehne wala hu aur kal hi metro se guzarte time mne suna 3 musalman bhai baat kr rhe the ki abi to bas hyderabad Kerala aur Up hi apna hai dheere dheere hum pura Hindustan fatah kr le jyenge! Iss Baat se hi samjh aata hai inki mansikta! Baki ap inko support krte ho to karo bhai pr Yaad rkhna aane wale time bahut bura hoga!

    • @sheid-heda5689
      @sheid-heda5689 4 года назад +1

      @@AmitKumar-sy4uq well said bro

    • @sheid-heda5689
      @sheid-heda5689 4 года назад +4

      @@utkarshhhhh007 buddy these r a few people. One of my hostel mate(a hindu) said that just wait for 2022 we'll kick muslims out of India but that doesn't mean that the whole community is bad. Same goes for every community.

  • @mobinshaikh4713
    @mobinshaikh4713 4 года назад +171

    This time India has shows what a support for Muslims a nation has taken a stand this called incredible. India Jai Hind

    • @rushubsavla3608
      @rushubsavla3608 4 года назад +10

      Mobin Shaikh jtum support lo...do mat kisi ko...kaam kar na kon nikal raha hai tere ko chutya

    • @googlesharma4477
      @googlesharma4477 2 года назад +4

      Ok population control Bill pe dekhte hai kitna support karte ho

    • @rozeminqureshi5196
      @rozeminqureshi5196 2 года назад +3

      @@googlesharma4477 bhakt spotted

    • @G-aming-india
      @G-aming-india 2 года назад +5

      @@rozeminqureshi5196 koi agar sach kah de to fir andhbhakt

    • @viratgupta4222
      @viratgupta4222 Год назад +1

      @@rozeminqureshi5196 galat kya bola, population world issue hai,
      India china etc k lie bht major issue hai

  • @nahidsyyed906
    @nahidsyyed906 2 года назад +3

    Uttam atee uttam kavita Rehman Bhai!
    Aapki Hindi bhi uttam aapki Urdu bhi Oomda!
    Dil jeet liya aapki nazm nè. Likhtay raho, jeetay raho, hamèsha apnè zaheen chut'kulon sè humay shaad o aagaah rakhna.

  • @Abhishekindian00
    @Abhishekindian00 4 года назад +233

    Bro You Rocks , Love you So Much. ❤👌🇮🇳 India is for everyone.

    • @iamkaafeer
      @iamkaafeer 4 года назад +7

      India is for everyone.. But indian is for no one..
      There is only one country for hindus...

    • @Abhishekindian00
      @Abhishekindian00 4 года назад +8

      @@iamkaafeer India is for Indian & for persecuted people, and who hopes for a great future in their financial life, Cultural life, social life, educational life . India should be the country of hope.

    • @Abhishekindian00
      @Abhishekindian00 4 года назад +9

      @@iamkaafeer In this entire world India has one thing which is not on the planet "The Great Indian Democracy & Secularism " not even USA, UK ,Australia, Japan or other developed Countries.
      That's why India is Called as Sub Continent where more Than 1000+ tribes lives , having 22 official languages and 2200+ dialects, people of every religion (8+) , with different cultural backgrounds. That is my country.

    • @Abhishekindian00
      @Abhishekindian00 4 года назад +9

      We don't need hindu Rashtra or Country based on Religion, on this planet all countries based on Religion are the worst Country in Economic Conditions, Freedom of Speech, Right to live, freedom of press and they are most poorest countries.
      Exceptions are with Some having Oil based Resources like Saudi ,UAE ,and others. That(oil) will not last longer as it is a limited resource.
      And all the progressive countries are Democratic with open Society (secular) including China, the country with no religion. Majority of Chinese people are Atheists.

    • @chetanyadav1648
      @chetanyadav1648 2 года назад

      Jha2 Insaan hai ye

  • @sourav8647
    @sourav8647 4 года назад +111

    I'm a Hindu Bramhin....Don't worry sir...One day,these illiterates will be thrown out of their chairs and they gonna lose their power.....We all together will laugh on them,remembering how they once tried to destroy our brotherhood

    • @beliver_0170
      @beliver_0170 4 года назад +2

      Yea bro Aawaz do hum ek hain💪

    • @sourav8647
      @sourav8647 4 года назад +1

      @@beliver_0170 ❤❤❤❤❤

    • @saifshaikh5376
      @saifshaikh5376 4 года назад +1

      Haa

    • @sourav8647
      @sourav8647 4 года назад +4

      @DaRKsOUL your toxic verbals portrays your true character......If you are literate enough,you might have heard about democracy where every individual has their own opinion.....Just mind it,you guys are the reason behind communal disturbance

    • @themysterious6087
      @themysterious6087 4 года назад

      @@sourav8647 u earned my respect brother good thoughts keep it up #peace

  • @gunjanchowhan141
    @gunjanchowhan141 4 года назад +180

    I loved the poem more than jokes, 🤩 beautiful writing. Stay blessed!

    • @deeppatodia6957
      @deeppatodia6957 4 года назад +4

      Yes. The jokes were really lams tbh.
      I only stayed for the message he was trying to convey.

    • @MusiQ8dict
      @MusiQ8dict 4 года назад +1

      Kaun si kalam se likhun.. Jiske likhe hurf tum samajh pao ..
      Syah.. Rang me baatein samajh jaoge.. ? ?
      Ya apne Khoon se hi syaahi may banau.. !!
      Tumne kya kiya watan k waaste , na puchha maine kabhi..
      Aur na pucha hoga kisi ne kabhi..
      Par bolo.. Tum, Tumhe meri watan parasti k,
      Kisse.. Kaun kaun se likh, sunau.
      Tujhe to sab tere naam se mil gaya, mere dost.
      Tu hi bata..
      K watan-parasti ka saboot dene , meri..
      May kab-kab , kitna khoon apna , is zamin par girau
      Saalon saal ki dosti me bhi tum samajh na sake , HUME
      Tu hi bata..
      Kaun si kalam se likhun.. Jiske likhe hurf tum samajh pao ..
      Syah.. Rang me baatein samajh jaoge.. ? ?
      Ya apne Khoon se hi syaahi may banau.. !!
      #DeshMeraBhiHai ##

    • @Sahil-ke9px
      @Sahil-ke9px 2 года назад

      Haan ji aapki jaankari me kitne muslim ko daaala detention center me... Stop supporting idiots

  • @anushkasingh8706
    @anushkasingh8706 4 года назад +63

    How is Jai shree Ram communal? Btw..

    • @justintime0167
      @justintime0167 4 года назад +4

      OK picture this a guy post the same thing and captions it "Allah hu Akbar"

    • @anushkasingh8706
      @anushkasingh8706 4 года назад +2

      @@justintime0167 so? Not being communal doesn't mean that u forget you religion and why did he specifically said jai shree ram being communal?

    • @justintime0167
      @justintime0167 4 года назад +1

      @@anushkasingh8706 because the post was captioned jai agree ram and secondly when you don't want to be communal you don't weigh in on either side but this guy did by saying jai agree ram

    • @primekraken6108
      @primekraken6108 3 года назад +2

      either Allah hu Akbar or Jai shree Ram both consider as communal
      And don't mix liberal with congressi Andh Bhaktas

    • @deepakjain3151
      @deepakjain3151 3 года назад +7

      In India if you say Allah Hu Akbar ,than you are secular but if you say jai Shree ram than you will be labeled communel instantly

  • @mangalapalliv
    @mangalapalliv 4 года назад +165

    You call this comedy... Rehman bhai i had tears in my eyes...

    • @MusiQ8dict
      @MusiQ8dict 4 года назад +3

      Kaun si kalam se likhun.. Jiske likhe hurf tum samajh pao ..
      Syah.. Rang me baatein samajh jaoge.. ? ?
      Ya apne Khoon se hi syaahi may banau.. !!
      Tumne kya kiya watan k waaste , na puchha maine kabhi..
      Aur na pucha hoga kisi ne kabhi..
      Par bolo.. Tum, Tumhe meri watan parasti k,
      Kisse.. Kaun kaun se likh, sunau.
      Tujhe to sab tere naam se mil gaya, mere dost.
      Tu hi bata..
      K watan-parasti ka saboot dene , meri..
      May kab-kab , kitna khoon apna , is zamin par girau
      Saalon saal ki dosti me bhi tum samajh na sake , HUME
      Tu hi bata..
      Kaun si kalam se likhun.. Jiske likhe hurf tum samajh pao ..
      Syah.. Rang me baatein samajh jaoge.. ? ?
      Ya apne Khoon se hi syaahi may banau.. !!
      #DeshMeraBhiHai #azza #

    • @sj5133
      @sj5133 4 года назад +3

      Oh ho rona aa rha hai kbhi kashmiri pandito k bare me suna hai , uske liye kuch bhi kiya hai . Teri Umar jyada hai vrna salli dene ka man toh kr rha hu

    • @fieldmarshal7298
      @fieldmarshal7298 4 года назад +6

      @@sj5133 tumhari Malik bjp walo ne kya kiya pandito ke liye?

    • @monikyadav9258
      @monikyadav9258 4 года назад +1

      @@fieldmarshal7298 अभी किया ना चांद उसी से तो फ़टी ह तुम जैसो की

    • @akashsingh-qg1us
      @akashsingh-qg1us 4 года назад

      Kejriwal spoted

  • @MOHAMMAD-yc5yf
    @MOHAMMAD-yc5yf 4 года назад +252

    kishore Kumar
    मेरा इक दोस्त अक्सर कहता था, कि ये
    कौमी एकता की बातें
    बस कहने में अच्छी लगती हैं.
    कहता था, कि तुम कभी
    मुसलमानों के मोहल्ले में
    अकेले गए हो ?
    कभी जाकर देखो. डर लगता है.
    वो मुसलमानों से बहुत डरता था
    हालांकि उसे शाहरुख़ खान बहुत पसंद था
    उसके गालों में घुलता डिम्पल
    और उसकी दीवाली की रिलीज़ हुई फ़िल्में भी
    दिलीप कुमार यूसुफ़ है, वो नहीं जानता था
    उसकी फिल्में भी वो शिद्दत से देखता था
    वो उनसे नहीं डरता था
    बस मुसलमानों से डरता था
    वो इंतज़ार करता था आमिर की क्रिसमस रिलीज़ का
    और सलमान की ईदी का
    गर जो ब्लैक में भी टिकट मिले
    तो सीटियाँ मार कर देख आता था
    वो उनसे नहीं डरता था
    बस मुसलमानों से डरता था
    वो मेरे साथ इंजीनियर बना
    विज्ञान में उसकी दिलचस्पी इतनी कि
    कहता था कि अब्दुल कलाम की तरह
    मैं एक वैज्ञानिक बनना चाहता हूँ
    और देश का मान बढ़ाना चाहता हूँ
    वो उनसे नहीं डरता था
    बस मुसलमानों से डरता था
    वो क्रिकेट का भी बड़ा शौक़ीन था
    ख़ासकर मंसूर अली खान के नवाबी छक्कों का
    मोहोम्मद अज़हरुद्दीन की कलाई का
    ज़हीर खान और इरफ़ान पठान की लहराती हुए गेंदों का
    कहता था कि ये सारे जादूगर हैं
    ये खेल जाएं तो हम हारें कभी न पाकिस्तान से
    वो उनसे नहीं डरता था
    बस मुसलमानों से डरता था
    वो नरगिस और मधुबाला के हुस्न का मुरीद था
    उन्हें वो ब्लैक एंड व्हाईट में देखना चाहता था
    वो मुरीद था वहीदा रहमान की मुस्कान का
    और परवीन बाबी की आशनाई का
    वो उनसे नहीं डरता था
    बस मुसलमानों से डरता था
    वो जब भी दुखी होता था तो मुहम्मद रफ़ी के गाने सुनता था
    कहत था कि ख़ुदा बसता है रफ़ी साहब के गले में
    वो रफ़ी का नाम कान पर हाथ लगाकर ही लेता था
    और नाम के आगे हमेशा लगाता था साहब
    अगर वो साहिर के लिखे गाने गा दें
    तो ख़ुशी से रो लेने का मन करता था उसका
    वो उनसे नहीं डरता था
    बस मुसलमानों से डरता था
    वो हर छब्बीस जनवरी को अल्लामा इकबाल का
    सारे जहाँ से अच्छा गाता था
    कहता था कि अगर
    गीत पर बिस्मिल्ला खान की शहनाई हो
    और ज़ाकिर हुसैन का तबला
    तो क्या ही कहने !
    वो उनसे नहीं डरता था
    बस मुसलमानों से डरता था
    उसे जब इश्क़ हुआ तो लड़की से
    ग़ालिब की ग़ज़ल कहता
    फैज़ के चंद शेर भेजता
    उन्ही उधार के उर्दू शेरों पर पर मिटी उसकी महबूबा
    जो आज उसकी पत्नी है
    वो इन सब शायरों से नहीं डरता था
    बस मुसलमानों से डरता था
    बड़ा झूठा था मेरा दोस्त
    बड़ा भोला भी
    वो अनजाने ही हर मुसलमान से
    करता था इतना प्यार
    फिर भी न जाने क्यों कहता था, कि वो
    मुसलमानों से डरता था
    वो मुसलमानों के देश में रहता था
    ख़ुशी ख़ुशी, मोहोब्बत से
    और मुसलमानों के न जाने कौन से मोहल्ले में
    अकेले जाने से डरता था
    दरअसल
    वो भगवान् के बनाए मुसलमानों से नहीं डरता था
    शायद वो डरता था, तो
    सियासत, अख़बार और चुनाव के बनाए
    उन काल्पनिक मुसलमानों से
    जो कल्पना में तो बड़े डरावने थे
    लेकिन असलियत में ईद की सेंवईयों से जादा मीठे थे

    • @danishreza4717
      @danishreza4717 4 года назад +1

      Wow

    • @Alphaa567
      @Alphaa567 4 года назад +1

      Behtreen

    • @sharez123456
      @sharez123456 4 года назад +2

      Ultimate way of expressing the reality

    • @reetikajoshi3001
      @reetikajoshi3001 4 года назад +3

      It's the harsh reality...
      And u explained it so well. 👍

    • @sofiahussain3805
      @sofiahussain3805 4 года назад +1

      @TP Gupta ek kaam kijye India se Muslim ko nikal di...Khushi to milega aap log ko..ar hmare PM Ko bolye wo v Indian country Jana chor de.

  • @tejpal1
    @tejpal1 4 года назад +115

    जो गलत है वो गलत ही रहेगा भले ही एक बड़ा तबका उसका समर्थन करे। पर #Rehman साहब आप निशचिंत रहो अभी भी इंसान ओर इंसानियत ज़िंदा है इस देश में और इस मुल्क़ की गंगा जमुनी तहजीब पर आंच नहीं आने दी जाएगी।
    अन्त में जो कविता कही ना बड़ा भावुक कर गयी। 💙
    आभार 🙏

    • @vibhanshutyagi5628
      @vibhanshutyagi5628 4 года назад +2

      Can you explain me how it is worng

    • @anubhavanand5164
      @anubhavanand5164 4 года назад +1

      Tejpal bhai tumara baat ka respect karte hai par ek baar dekho toh isme kya galti hai .....

    • @RajeevKumar-se1gi
      @RajeevKumar-se1gi 4 года назад +2

      yar ganga jamuni tahjib to mat hi bola karo kyoki ganga bhi hamari jamuna bhi hamari,kahna hai to hindu arabi tahjib kaha karo.

    • @sujeetmishra6038
      @sujeetmishra6038 4 года назад

      Sahi kaha yr hmm ak bar muh se gandh bak ke bhi dil me bair nahi rakhte lekin ye log hmme sahishudta ka pad padhte hi par jab inki bari aati hi to shidhe gala Kat dete hi

    • @RDXpineapple
      @RDXpineapple 4 года назад

      Jese Pakistan me Hindu behan beti ka balatkar ho reha hai ne wese jab Teri MAA beti behan ka hoga tab dekhenge ganga jamuna tehjib librelndus

  • @ajinkyamujumdar9066
    @ajinkyamujumdar9066 3 года назад +67

    As a social influencer with videos crossing over a million views, it is a sincere request that you should not spread misinformation.
    NRC is a law which has been passed recently, and NPR is a name for the census of India, to count the population. That happens every 10 years. NPR has nothing to do with NRC.

    • @sreyanmajumder8517
      @sreyanmajumder8517 3 года назад

      Everyone understands that what he does is comedy

    • @Sandeep-zh3fl
      @Sandeep-zh3fl 3 года назад +25

      @@sreyanmajumder8517 This is not comedy brother.
      This is Victim card+Brain wash

    • @darainalam6573
      @darainalam6573 3 года назад +7

      You are wholly wrong. National register of citizens is mandated by Citizenship rules, 2003.National population register is related to National Register of citizens through these rules.

    • @NN-dk8bd
      @NN-dk8bd 3 года назад +8

      tere comment me hashtag #JaiShreeRam missing hai .. :P

    • @kajalrajput4745
      @kajalrajput4745 2 года назад +1

      Bhai itni knowledge hoti toh standup comedy as a career thodi na choose karta 😂😂😂

  • @strangestranger8532
    @strangestranger8532 4 года назад +103

    Talented Rehman bro..
    Sarcastically said all aspects of goverment failing document of muslims as a citizen 👍👍💯 🇮🇳

    • @truth1138
      @truth1138 2 года назад +3

      Muslim k pas dharti ka sara documents hai, sarkar k taraf se minority ko milne wali benefits ka Paisa lene k liye, reservation ka benefit lene k liye. Rehman ka Joke tumhare samjh se pare h

  • @mirniyazuddin92
    @mirniyazuddin92 4 года назад +448

    Amit Shah said Musalmano ko NRC se koi Khatra ni hai like Principle says idhar aa beta ni marunga :D :-)

    • @Drsahiba007
      @Drsahiba007 4 года назад +2

      Best comment ever 😂

    • @mirniyazuddin92
      @mirniyazuddin92 4 года назад +2

      @@Drsahiba007 :)

    • @Drsahiba007
      @Drsahiba007 4 года назад +1

      Yes 😂

    • @maheshsatpute8477
      @maheshsatpute8477 4 года назад +7

      jisko bi NRC CAA ko lekar koi query he... to aap ki adalat ka latest episode deko..
      jisme mohhamad khan kerala's governor ... unhone sab clear bataya he...
      kab takk... dusro k isharo pe dange karoge...

    • @mirniyazuddin92
      @mirniyazuddin92 4 года назад +1

      @@maheshsatpute8477 ok bro will watch Aaap ki adalat show,,, and we did peaceful protest in many other states & cities but only voilence started by Police & government where they are ruling like DL, UP etc

  • @kumarshail97
    @kumarshail97 4 года назад +34

    Big man bro..we blessed to have you kind of true Indian.

  • @funtouch3550
    @funtouch3550 3 года назад +10

    1947 Pakistan muslim
    1971 Bagladesh Muslim
    1947 India secular
    1971 India Secular
    2021 still secular .
    Until the second Syria.

    • @darthvader575
      @darthvader575 5 месяцев назад +1

      india 1975 main secular hua tha

  • @vikramkumarverma1278
    @vikramkumarverma1278 4 года назад +629

    रहमान भाई बहुत वक़्त लगा दिए यार वीडियो लाने में

    • @arshadayaad5442
      @arshadayaad5442 4 года назад +4

      Sahi bole

    • @anchalvlogs4432
      @anchalvlogs4432 4 года назад +2

      @@sachidanandsingh9244 haa jaise tum ko jhutaodi pasand hai vadnagar wale ka

    • @vikramkumarverma1278
      @vikramkumarverma1278 4 года назад +13

      @@sachidanandsingh9244 अपने माँ बाप के संस्कार यहां मत दिखाओ

    • @arshadayaad5442
      @arshadayaad5442 4 года назад +1

      Vikarm bhai yeh dekho bjp ka Dalla ayaa

    • @arshadayaad5442
      @arshadayaad5442 4 года назад +1

      Yeh iska baap apni maa ko gali deta hoga isliye yeh harmkhor peda hua

  • @sabyasachimallik4514
    @sabyasachimallik4514 4 года назад +368

    This guy has proved that even sense of humor can also be communally biased

    • @saketsinghrajput8537
      @saketsinghrajput8537 4 года назад +50

      Bhai mere aas pass k village me nrc ko protest karne k liye bade bade leaders ek family ko 1000-2000 de rahe. And aapko bhi malum garib muslim bhai ke ghar me around 10-12 members hote. 5-6 saal k bacche virodh kar rahe.. Jinko nrc ka abc nhi aati.. Unke baare me bhi kuch bolo bhai. Bechoron ko din bhar dhoop me rakhte.. Bacche hain wo.. Reham karo unpe.. Bado ko laae thik hai. Baccho ko hatiyar naa ban ne do

    • @saketsinghrajput8537
      @saketsinghrajput8537 4 года назад +13

      U may be right..maine bus wo bola jo maine dekha. Aapne khud dekha to sahi hoga.. But arbind kejriwal in my opinion is best leader of india.

    • @jitumishra8382
      @jitumishra8382 4 года назад +11

      @@saketsinghrajput8537 SAHEENBAAG ME DEKHA NAHIN KYA 4 MANENA KA BACHA MARDIYA BOLA SAHEED HOGAYA KAUM KELIYE , 3,4 SAAL KE BACHE BOLTE HE MODI SHAH KO MAAR DENGE . YE SALE 58 COUNTRY MULLAHON KA PAR WAHAN NAHI JAYENGE BHARAT UROPE AUSTRALIA YAHAN AYENGE . AUR IN MULLAHON KA ITIHAS SUN 720 MASIHA MUHAMMAD KA VANSOJO KO SINDH KE RAJA DAHIR SEN BACHA KE LAYETHE ARAB SE KYA HUA RAJA DAHIR KO MAAR KE 16 , 14 SAAL KI BETIYON KO UTHA KAR LEGAYE THE KHALIFA KELIYE AUR SUN KASHMIR ME 1368 KO IRAN SE AYETHE 2 FAMILY AJ KYA ? AUR EK BAAT KASHMIRI SARPANCH KI BETI KA INTERVIEW DEKHNA AURON KO BHI BOL DEKHNE KELIYE AJ TAK PE . BAHUT BADA BHAYANKAR VIRUS HE SECULARISM LIBERALISATION AUR SAMBIDHAN , KUCH NAHIN HOGA . TAIYAAR RAHO AUR TAIYAAR KARO JITNE KAR PATE HO AB SIRF HOGA HAR HAR MAHADEV .

    • @saketsinghrajput8537
      @saketsinghrajput8537 4 года назад +7

      @@gaurirane7059 he is cm my friend.. I dont know internal affairs but what i see is modular school, mohalla clinic concept, free bus service for women( note free not related to money there are any concept behind this), and so on..whom he support whom he is against it doesnt mattee to me. And note dont take saheenbagh just as protestor . they are intellectuals.i am not against saheenbagh bz i don't know the politics of there . but what is happening inside country against nrc is totally wrong , note i mean to pating money for protesting

    • @manaspandey7086
      @manaspandey7086 3 года назад +2

      True that....
      Sabyasachi

  • @manojsahu2526
    @manojsahu2526 4 года назад +217

    Love u Bhai jaan.Kya poem he mashallah. Dil ko chhu liya..

  • @12-bhanupriya62
    @12-bhanupriya62 6 месяцев назад +2

    how ironically indian muslims hindu se jda pura world ki muslim se pyaar rehta

  • @souravbhandari6963
    @souravbhandari6963 4 года назад +591

    बन के भगत सिंह अब मैदान मे आना होगा, ये भारत देश सबका है, सबको बन के आना होगा 😎🤘🏻

    • @tridalservice6397
      @tridalservice6397 4 года назад +50

      Aisa bol k mugals aaye..british aaye.. Aur aisa bol k pakistan huwa..bangala desh huwa.. Aisa bol k kashmiri panditon ko bhagaya maara kaata rape kiya gaya... Islamic country banana yeh sharjil imaam aur PFi wale bol chuke sirf hindu bhai bechare daya karte gaye... Ek din aaya jab hindu katenge... Behenon pe atyaachar honge..

    • @sandhuvlc
      @sandhuvlc 4 года назад +10

      Ah or jo delhi me 1984 me hinduo ne kiya vo bro yaha koi be dud ka dulaa nahi hae

    • @shoebteli826
      @shoebteli826 4 года назад +2

      @@tridalservice6397 Abbi kya hora Kon khatre m h bhai balatkar kaha khatam hoi

    • @tridalservice6397
      @tridalservice6397 4 года назад +4

      @@shoebteli826 hum hi khatre me he.. Niyat toh muglon ki hi le k paida jo huwe ho tum.. Aaj bhi love jihaad.. Hindu ladkiyon ko utha k jabardasti marriage karna . .. Abhi ess jamane bhi hallala kar k sex ka anand lene wale.. 4 shaadiya kar k ek hi bed pe sulaane wale kutte ho tum log.. Gandhi soch.. Maa ka bhi hallala karnewale tum log kya jaano ek hi biwi k saath lifetime kaise rehte he.. Chodo.. Niyat hi jinki gandhi ho unko kya bolna.. Mugalon ka khoon jo ho..

    • @sushantsirsclasses6206
      @sushantsirsclasses6206 4 года назад +2

      Sabse ghatiya show dekha ye... Comedy tragedy hai ye... Jis tarah kashmiri pandits ko nikala tha , usi tarah niklo ab

  • @navneetparmar1223
    @navneetparmar1223 4 года назад +125

    Best part was "usko rally bolo chutiyo" 😂😂😂

    • @smungek
      @smungek 4 года назад +2

      Why? It was protest against protest. You must think that Hindus have no right to protest, in their own country?

    • @hinduswaraj8821
      @hinduswaraj8821 3 года назад

      Parmar Rajput Chattrapati Shivaji Maharana Pratap Prithviraj Chouhan

    • @hinduswaraj8821
      @hinduswaraj8821 3 года назад

      Raajputoo ne to mughlo se Hindu aurato ko bachya tha aur hindu aurato ki raksha ki thi

    • @hinduswaraj8821
      @hinduswaraj8821 3 года назад +1

      Aaj ke Raajput ko ye nahi pata ki Muslim ke dharm me hinduo ke liye kaafir shabd ka prayog kiya gya hay

    • @hinduswaraj8821
      @hinduswaraj8821 3 года назад +1

      Waqt mile to Kaafir shabd ke baare me search karna

  • @chronologybaba3198
    @chronologybaba3198 4 года назад +80

    और तुम भी सामने से बोलना""हम भी घर वापसी के लिए तैयार है """" 👌🤣

  • @Sardarkhan69
    @Sardarkhan69 2 года назад +16

    Well done bro. Nothing remains the same so always stay positive & keep making us smile 😀

  • @almasafreeniqbal
    @almasafreeniqbal 4 года назад +134

    “ vedio bnate rhey.. taaki hme pta chale aap zinda to h” seriously a true thought.. that came to my mind also few mnths back when i saw no new vedios of yours! Hats off to u sir! 👍 may we get more such vedios.. but i wish no more such topics may still prevail then.

    • @hello_friend829_PCfan
      @hello_friend829_PCfan 4 года назад +6

      Comedy k naam pe isne wahi bola jo isse ummeed hai.
      Aur koi chiz hi nhi iske paas comedy k liye.
      Modi, pakistan aur indian muslim.
      Sala desh ka naam barbaad kr dia h, aur isko sb pta h isko video dekhke log kehte hn achcha aisa hota h india me.

    • @thenationalist9482
      @thenationalist9482 4 года назад +4

      Sale in katwon se yehi ummed rakhna

    • @hollywoodf4uhindi971
      @hollywoodf4uhindi971 4 года назад

      @@hello_friend829_PCfanto tu bhai isse dekho 😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂 ruclips.net/video/HTnwBT0ECAU/видео.html

    • @hollywoodf4uhindi971
      @hollywoodf4uhindi971 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/HTnwBT0ECAU/видео.html

    • @hello_friend829_PCfan
      @hello_friend829_PCfan 4 года назад

      @@hollywoodf4uhindi971 isse koi fark nhi padta, tu sunta hoga, aur honey singh k gane se ti achcha hi hai. Srk salman se b super.
      Kiske kehne pe dekhta h ye sb,

  • @PrabudhSingh
    @PrabudhSingh 4 года назад +375

    सभी का ख़ून है शामिल यहाँ की मिट्टी में,
    किसी के बाप का हिन्दोस्तान थोड़ी है।
    - राहत इन्दोरी

    • @randomguyonyourscreen
      @randomguyonyourscreen 4 года назад +43

      Gandu *Hinduon* ne hi Partition ke time *Musalman* ko Yaha rahne ki permission Di thi ! To ye desh *Hinduon* ke Baap Ka hai !

    • @PrabudhSingh
      @PrabudhSingh 4 года назад +33

      Na dharm dikhta hai, na imaan dikhta hai,
      Bhakto ko sirf Hindu - Musalman dikhta hai.

    • @vihaanthakur9102
      @vihaanthakur9102 4 года назад +26

      Hindustan apne baap hai ki nahi ye saabit nahi karna hai bhai....
      Apna baap Hindustan ka hai e saabit karna na 😂😂😂

    • @vihaanthakur9102
      @vihaanthakur9102 4 года назад +20

      @@PrabudhSingh itna secularism mat chod...... Kashmir bhugat chuka hai secularism ka fal.

    • @PrabudhSingh
      @PrabudhSingh 4 года назад +9

      Secularism, in its original context, means separation of state and religion. Matlab ki, citizenship cannot be dependent upon one's caste, religion, race, sex, etc.
      Bhakto aur Pakistan mein ek cheez common hai - dono ko secularism palle na padta.

  • @nitinjadwani8570
    @nitinjadwani8570 4 года назад +18

    Sir sir sir sir.... Comedy was superb... But aapki jo last me poem thi wo jehen me aag laga gyi Rehman bhai... Truely loved it... 😊❤️🙏

  • @sadhnabhadoria450
    @sadhnabhadoria450 3 года назад +8

    वाह रहमान भाई दिल जीत लिया आपने बहुत खूब 👏👏

  • @Mums_kitchen
    @Mums_kitchen 4 года назад +61

    Your poem is superbly written Masha'Allah brother I actually got goosebumps when you were reading it. Huge respect

    • @saurabhjazz2132
      @saurabhjazz2132 4 года назад +3

      Kya aap logon ko kabhi Pakistan mein rah rahe minorities par taras aata hai? News search Karo tub pata lagega kitne mauj ki Zindagi jee rahe ho yahaan par aap.

    • @Mums_kitchen
      @Mums_kitchen 4 года назад +5

      @@saurabhjazz2132 Pakistani majority ya minority se hame kya?

    • @saurabhjazz2132
      @saurabhjazz2132 4 года назад

      Ok

    • @creativenous4309
      @creativenous4309 4 года назад +2

      @Fatimaqidavi then why r u protesting for pakistani muslim , just a thought

    • @saurabhjazz2132
      @saurabhjazz2132 4 года назад +1

      @@Mums_kitchen kitni hypocrites ho tum log yaar. Fatima agar koi Christian Nation Turkey ya Iraq mein Muslims ko marega toh chalega tumko? Tub toh tumhare mulle Maulvi saare saadak par nikal Kar chaati peeth peeth Kar chillaane lagenge. Ek sawaal ka jawaab Dena agar thodi si bhi insaaniyat bachi hai. Tumhe pata hai Jinnah ko subse pehla support karne Wala koi pathan Sindhi Baloch yahaan Tak ki Punjabi musalman bhi nai tha subse pehle Jinnah ko support karne Wala apne UP ke musalman the. Ab batao Kya saare ke saare Jinnah supporters Pakistan chale Gaye hai Kya? Yahaan koi nai bacha? Agar bacha hai toh saare Indian Muslims deshbhakt kaise ho Gaye?

  • @tejvendrasinghyadav
    @tejvendrasinghyadav 4 года назад +37

    Rehman bhai, video dalte rha kro jise pta chlta rhe Ki ap jinda ho😂😂
    Btw poem is the realty bro☺☺

    • @ManjeetSingh-rb2rm
      @ManjeetSingh-rb2rm 4 года назад +1

      WO to 3 crore se 30 crore ho gaye aur factories abhi chalu hai .
      Marna to tum ko padega jab Gazwa-e-Hind ayega.

    • @tejvendrasinghyadav
      @tejvendrasinghyadav 4 года назад

      @@ManjeetSingh-rb2rm ohh really 😂😂😂

    • @AkashVlog
      @AkashVlog 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/LoZXboySl2I/видео.html .. kasmiri pandit jinda he ki nahi usak bhi to pata karo

    • @ManjeetSingh-rb2rm
      @ManjeetSingh-rb2rm 4 года назад

      @@tejvendrasinghyadav oh really, do you have IQ level to understand my comment. Sirf Pappu ho tum.

  • @jamalhassan7874
    @jamalhassan7874 4 года назад +35

    Level of Sarcasm.. nice bro doing great..

  • @dhananjaycharu
    @dhananjaycharu 3 года назад +16

    ऐतिहासिक सीन!!! 😁😁😁😁 abibas was outstanding..... 2002 baar... Gujrat bhar!!! Sabka vishwasghat! Absolutely brilliant!!

  • @nalinthakar7059
    @nalinthakar7059 4 года назад +38

    The thing which can't be cured must be endured; and while we are enduring it, we may as well enjoy it. Protest in favour- Hilarious !! The poem was awesome. Keep it up.

  • @adv.anantk.neware3338
    @adv.anantk.neware3338 4 года назад +117

    Rehman bhai- Poem citated by you was very awesome...we all are with you, with our Muslim brother and sisters...... don't worry we will not let this happen....

  • @gautambalid4438
    @gautambalid4438 4 года назад +22

    Har ek bhai ka bharat hai
    Kavita ke liye like to banta hai

  • @chhavinet
    @chhavinet 4 года назад +40

    Wah Rahman bhai..I really regret now..that I started watching your shows so late !

  • @DeepakKumar-mn3vv
    @DeepakKumar-mn3vv 4 года назад +47

    His poem inspired everyone

    • @AkashVlog
      @AkashVlog 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/LoZXboySl2I/видео.html . please inspire Kashmiri pandit also with it

  • @RajYadav-rf6bq
    @RajYadav-rf6bq 4 года назад +225

    You are ANTINATIONAL just like me 😂 hmm

    • @enamulhoda5197
      @enamulhoda5197 4 года назад +16

      @Simran Mukherjee CAA aur NRC to Microsoft kay CEO ko bhi nahi samajh aaya samjha dena hoshiyarchand

    • @gazalakhanam
      @gazalakhanam 4 года назад +13

      @Simran Mukherjee whats ur salary in IT cell

    • @manoharchandrashekar2085
      @manoharchandrashekar2085 4 года назад +2

      Ha chuthiye modi RSS Amit NRC CAA lakar Sabi Muslim ko camp Dall Kar gass chamber dallkar mardege 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @NishantjonyJaiswal
      @NishantjonyJaiswal 4 года назад +7

      Anti-nationalist is now new nationalist.

    • @sidharthkar6658
      @sidharthkar6658 4 года назад +3

      @Simran Mukherjee woo it cell ke chutiye .
      Hinduism and hindutwa alag he.
      Hinduism is that which is written in gita and spread by Vivekananda.
      Hindutwa is something which is derived by the murder accused sarvarkar who divided the nation as per religion

  • @anandsangat8825
    @anandsangat8825 4 года назад +51

    जय आदिवासी , भाई वो लास्ट वाली लाईन तो इस बार इनको याद दिखा के रहेंगे 👌

  • @prabhveerkaurgill8682
    @prabhveerkaurgill8682 3 года назад +38

    More power to you sir aise issues pr humour wali comedy is too tough stay safe love and suppoert❤❤❤

  • @theglazegalwayshow5834
    @theglazegalwayshow5834 4 года назад +14

    भाई आपकी असली इस्लामिक सोच सामने अा ही गई

  • @triptipaliwal5517
    @triptipaliwal5517 4 года назад +14

    I wish kabhi thik se samjh k fir protest karte aap log, itna successful ho India me bcz there is equality. Aur agar zada secularism expect kar rhe hai to kashmiri Hindus k bare me bhi padh le or videos banae.

  • @mohitmohit8553
    @mohitmohit8553 4 года назад +106

    All is good ...
    Don't worry no is going to Pakistan we are all one this is our culture and one thing besides it Jay shree ram is not communal...😃😃

    • @WY94
      @WY94 4 года назад +6

      Arey secularism chod do bhai !! In mullo ko kou nahi samjha sakta

    • @WY94
      @WY94 4 года назад +4

      Ye sale Ram ko communal karte hai
      Abhi pagambar ko kaho inkee muh se khoon niklega

    • @abunaser4072
      @abunaser4072 4 года назад

      I also Sorry for this

    • @bikashjaiswal1967
      @bikashjaiswal1967 4 года назад

      Is this amit shah roaming by making Id of Mohit?

    • @mohitmohit8553
      @mohitmohit8553 4 года назад +1

      @@bikashjaiswal1967 hahahaha...no body is talking about Amit shah here..

  • @ritir986
    @ritir986 2 года назад +3

    2:26 hamne bhi 1990 bar soch kr hi is faisla ko support kiya hai 💪

  • @theworldofreputationbecool2054
    @theworldofreputationbecool2054 4 года назад +49

    Favour me protest 😃😂😂😃😃
    Usko rally bolo rally bolo chutiyon🤣🤣😂😂

    • @AkashVlog
      @AkashVlog 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/LoZXboySl2I/видео.html .. Kashmiri pandito ne nikali thi rally .. lekin unki aawaj nahi pochi tumtak

    • @Rehan-xx3bv
      @Rehan-xx3bv 4 года назад

      @@AkashVlog aagaya chutiya bhakt yaha hagne

    • @akashgajjar4390
      @akashgajjar4390 4 года назад

      @@Rehan-xx3bv RUclips is cheapest foram and by insufficient knowledge and people like this want to provoke Muslim to damage India .. Muslim living in INDIA has no concern with this .. pls understand

  • @rushabhasheth
    @rushabhasheth 4 года назад +82

    Allah hu Akbar secular. Jai Sri Ram communal. Aap bhi un jaise hi ho.

  • @robinhoodindian9071
    @robinhoodindian9071 4 года назад +107

    अगर NRC और CAA धर्म की लड़ाई होती तो लोगों के हाथों में अम्बेडकर की तस्वीर नहीं होती,तिरंगा नहीं होता,ये संविधान बचाने की लड़ाई है🇮🇳💪

    • @sheikhbhaitv9250
      @sheikhbhaitv9250 4 года назад +3

      @@dhgthink7617 it cell?
      😂
      Abhi..
      Gussayega😁

    • @ajjug5648
      @ajjug5648 4 года назад +1

      Yahi to maqsad tha un dangaiyo ka k shanti purwak protest ko dange arke damage kare, but aisa nahi hua, logo k samne dangaiyo ki aagai.

    • @ajjug5648
      @ajjug5648 4 года назад +2

      Abvp is dangai

    • @proudtobeagirl3485
      @proudtobeagirl3485 4 года назад

      DHG think very good

  • @pranjalsharma3179
    @pranjalsharma3179 2 года назад +1

    Niceeee ❤️❤️❤️❤️ ab asli bhaichara aaya hai desh me jab dono side ke logon ko bhaichare ka matalab pta chla ❤️ nice poem . Jai hind jai bharat🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 .

  • @priyaabraham7330
    @priyaabraham7330 4 года назад +188

    I can feel ur pain brother. We are with you 🙏🏼 Praying that this country becomes just like the one we were taught in our text books. Let brotherhood prevail. More power to you

    • @Gazebo_gabru
      @Gazebo_gabru 4 года назад +22

      priya abraham can you feel Kashmiri pandit pain jb j&k unki maa bahno ko behrahmi se maara bhagaya

    • @bhagat_dileep
      @bhagat_dileep 4 года назад +10

      Can u tell me what u have taught in textbooks....

    • @subhchatterji9864
      @subhchatterji9864 4 года назад +2

      Yeah u can feel their pain which is baseless
      But you will remain cool for the actual stories from the other end.

    • @streanhymillennialpro4068
      @streanhymillennialpro4068 4 года назад +1

      @@Gazebo_gabru where the fcuk Kashmiri pandits come in... Come out of past.

    • @adityasahu9483
      @adityasahu9483 4 года назад +6

      What About the pain DIDI, that u have given him by saying brother😂😂(kidding)

  • @pritammishra4498
    @pritammishra4498 4 года назад +342

    JOKE तक ठीक है पर तुम्हे जाने नहीं देंगे रहमान भाई। tension नहीं लेने का। यूँ comedy करते रहो

    • @mahammadtofiqa3924
      @mahammadtofiqa3924 4 года назад +5

      Rehman bhi ko kya tum ak bachche ko bej nahi sakte chotiyon.....

    • @atulkumar-rq3uq
      @atulkumar-rq3uq 4 года назад +2

      @@mahammadtofiqa3924 bhejenge ni yhi pe rakhenge ghr wapsi krwa kr

    • @gamaib7135
      @gamaib7135 4 года назад

      To basically ab India me Muslims Ka rehna na rehna Hindu decide karenge?

    • @atulkumar-rq3uq
      @atulkumar-rq3uq 4 года назад +2

      @@gamaib7135 ye baat muslim countries main rhne wale hindwo se pucho,ya jyda dur ni to kasmir hi chale jao

    • @gamaib7135
      @gamaib7135 4 года назад +5

      @@atulkumar-rq3uq kaunse Hindu, sab India se hi Gaye hote he, aajtak Kisi ki Hindu hote Dekha he?
      Casteism hi khatam nahie hota tum logo Ka, log Hindu kya ghanta honge

  • @yatharthritik
    @yatharthritik 4 года назад +170

    *ONE LIKE FOR POEM*

  • @nanda6606
    @nanda6606 4 года назад +4

    100 baar, 1000 baar, 2002 baar, Gujarat bar, nhi Raat Bhar.
    Good One Rahman Bhai..

  • @MdTalha-lv9gh
    @MdTalha-lv9gh 4 года назад +38

    "Maine 2002 baar socha" 👏👏👏

    • @rajyad3738
      @rajyad3738 4 года назад +11

      Ki train me aag nahi lagani chahiye thhha

    • @rohanbhattacharya4976
      @rohanbhattacharya4976 4 года назад +5

      1990 bar sochna chaihe tha

    • @achinoy
      @achinoy 4 года назад +2

      @@rajyad3738 Train main kis nay aag lagayi uska abhi bhi doubt hain. Bohot saarey sawaal hain.

    • @rajyad3738
      @rajyad3738 4 года назад +1

      @@achinoy haa haa Muslim to bade maasum hote hai isliys doubt hai

  • @prosundas4u
    @prosundas4u 4 года назад +197

    2:56 Bengali and Bangladeshi s are different - this small thing when the whole country will understand ? Really dissapointed on this pointless point.
    Bengalis are one of the most intellectual and peaceful community you can trust. After partition, it's the Bengali community which suffered the most. Our country needs to learn the history of partition. Being a Bengali, it's hurts badly when we are put in the same line with Bangladeshi.
    Please brother - stop this humiliation now. Learn to speak "Bangladeshi". It's a different word from "Bengali"s.
    Everyone should clearly know the difference between "Bangla"(language), "Bengali"(whose mother tongue is "Bangla" - can be both from India or Bangladesh) and finally "Bangladeshi" (people who lives in Bangladesh).

    • @asadwrites
      @asadwrites 4 года назад +4

      By Bengali's he meant Bengali Muslims. Bengalis are great people be they Hindus or Muslims. I really like Tagore and Chatterji and the Bengali language.

    • @syedaamir3238
      @syedaamir3238 4 года назад +2

      Ur poor understanding of a simple thing shows how intelligent u r..! 🤣

    • @asadwrites
      @asadwrites 4 года назад +2

      बीजेपी द्वारा किए गए कई घोटालों के बारे में मीडिया आपको क्यों नहीं बताता है?
      1. अडानी पावर स्कैम
      2. बाइको विनिवेश
      3. चिक्की घोटाला
      4. दाल घोटाला
      5. भूकंप राहत कोष घोटाला
      6. मत्स्य घोटाला
      7. जीएसपीसी घोटाला
      8. HUDKO घोटाला
      9. इंडिगो रिफाइनरी घोटाला
      10. जूदेव घोटाला
      11. केरेला मेडिकल घोटाला
      12. ललित घोटाला
      13. मेट्रो रेल घोटाला
      14. नैनो प्लांट भूमि घोटाला
      15. ऑपरेशन वेस्टएंड
      16. पीडीएस घोटाला
      17. क्वेरी घोटाला
      18. राफेल घोटाला
      19. श्रीकांत घोटाला
      20. निविदा घोटाला
      21. यूटीआई घोटाला
      22. व्यापम घोटाला
      23. भार माप निरीक्षक घोटाला
      24. एक्स-रे तकनीशियन घोटाला
      25. येदियुरप्पा घोटाला
      26. जुबिन ईरानी भूमि घोटाला
      Reference: Modi-Shah are grandfathers of corruption: TMC lists A to Z of BJP scams - India Today
      Vinay Dubey🤷‍♂🤷‍♂🤷‍♂

    • @prosundas4u
      @prosundas4u 4 года назад +9

      @@asadwrites Thank you very much for your compassion.
      Asad Bhai that's the thing I am trying to make a point. Here he tried to point "Bangladeshi" by saying Bengali.
      Now come to the point where I am trying to clarify.
      Anyone - whose mother tongue is "Bangla" is considered to be a Bengali. So irony is - a Bangladeshi is also called a Bengali as well as people from West Bengal are also Bengali as mother tongue is "Bangla" for both.
      In west Bengal when we say Bengali / Bangali - it can be Hindu or Muslim anyone. In West Bengal this two communities are leaving peacefully from centuries, which is not easy to understand by other part so well.
      There is nothing called "Bengali Muslim". In that way you have to point everywhere like "Bihari Muslim". "Oriya Muslim", "Keralite Muslim" and like that.In my opinion Muslims should have one identity - Indian Muslim, we should stop dividing more after that.
      Bangladeshis are different. They belong to different country. Irony that we, residents of West Bengal and Bangladesh be it Hindu or Muslim both speak one similar language - Bangla, but the dialect is quite different for both countries, only can be identified by a Bengali. Only a Bengali can understand who is Bengladeshi and who is Indian by listening his Bangla dialect, it's just impossible to differentiate by other people.
      So, we should clearly know the difference between "Bangla"(language), "Bengali"(whose mother tongue is "Bangla" - can be both from India or Bangladesh) and finally "Bangladeshi" (people who lives in Bangladesh).

    • @sujanpariyar544
      @sujanpariyar544 4 года назад +2

      Same thing happens when Gorkhas from India are asked to go to Nepal and are allegedly called foreigners.

  • @abhrhrambenjamindevilliers7671
    @abhrhrambenjamindevilliers7671 4 года назад +39

    Hm apne musalman bhaiyo ke sath h Takla kuch nhi bigad payega

  • @ayeshasharma1760
    @ayeshasharma1760 Год назад +1

    CAA,NRC is a bill which says that if illegal muslim immigrants from other countries live in India then they have to prove it.
    Bcoz India already give pakistan and Bangladesh, and we don't want excess muslims , as Muslim want their separate land in future 🙄
    CAA ,NRC is not harmful for Indian Muslims .

  • @sonalimahar5566
    @sonalimahar5566 4 года назад +27

    As usual your poem won our heart.

  • @mohammadshah9672
    @mohammadshah9672 4 года назад +46

    We all can feel his pain.. The pain behind laughter.
    But i have not lost hope.. This is my country and no one can change that and even if nothing goes right, i would rather die here than outside.

    • @ANILSHARMA-jq6jh
      @ANILSHARMA-jq6jh 4 года назад +3

      A few blacksheeps ruin the image of Islam.....

    • @lights_of_vaisakh5428
      @lights_of_vaisakh5428 4 года назад +2

      Jai hind...tears on the last line

    • @superdudemohtasham9519
      @superdudemohtasham9519 4 года назад +1

      @- king- Khud pe jo beetta hai na wo jaanta hai bhai,Kaash aaplog ye samjh paate😔

    • @namansingh6266
      @namansingh6266 4 года назад +3

      Bhai aap bilkul mat chintaa karo
      Sab sukoon se rehte the, aage bhi rahenge.
      Aap hindustani ho yahi bohot hai

    • @AkashVlog
      @AkashVlog 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/LoZXboySl2I/видео.html .. we also feel pain behind Kashmiri pandi .. ur brothers we there

  • @riteshsinghrocker2410
    @riteshsinghrocker2410 4 года назад +63

    I just love you poems

  • @THETRINITYSONS369
    @THETRINITYSONS369 2 года назад +24

    Mulaah will be Mullah Always He Never changes.🤣😂🤣

  • @CricketNadeem
    @CricketNadeem 4 года назад +77

    Bhai ending walo poem dil le gyi....
    Like kre agr aapko bhi pasand aai

    • @nisargjoshi8846
      @nisargjoshi8846 4 года назад

      Bhai sab log Rehman ko Bolo na Kashmiri pandito ka dard batane ka kast kare ... Apne hi desh me Refugee rehna kise kehte hai..

  • @hydermazindrani72
    @hydermazindrani72 4 года назад +22

    It is really great that you are able to do comedy in this tense situación in India.
    I Loved it.

    • @hello_friend829_PCfan
      @hello_friend829_PCfan 4 года назад +2

      Comedy k naam pe isne wahi bola jo isse ummeed hai.
      Aur koi chiz hi nhi iske paas comedy k liye.
      Modi, pakistan aur indian muslim.
      Sala desh ka naam barbaad kr dia h, aur isko sb pta h isko video dekhke log kehte hn achcha aisa hota h india me.

    • @ayansaha9602
      @ayansaha9602 4 года назад

      @@hello_friend829_PCfan rehman khan ko dekh k lagta hain ki wo pada likha admi hain lekin firvi wo ye sab bakwas kar raha hain. bohot sare unpad musalman hain jin logo ko ye video dekh k lag raha hoga sayad sach mein in musalman o ko nikal diya jaiga desh se

  • @thecreativeur1573
    @thecreativeur1573 4 года назад +175

    हिन्दू मुस्लिम सिख ईसाई
    सबको ठीक करे लुगाई 😂😁😁😀

    • @DIGITALWINGSTVNetwork
      @DIGITALWINGSTVNetwork 4 года назад +9

      Us ko koun kare bhai
      Jis ne chodi ho lugai

    • @DIGITALWINGSTVNetwork
      @DIGITALWINGSTVNetwork 4 года назад

      Us ko koun kare Bhai
      Jis ne chodi ho Lugai

    • @noorhassanali4358
      @noorhassanali4358 4 года назад +2

      कुछ बोलने लायक नही छोड़ा भाई😇😇😇😇😇😇

    • @sanjubaba606
      @sanjubaba606 4 года назад +2

      MODI G THO KAB KA CHOR DIYA😁🤣😂😀

    • @Iqra8615
      @Iqra8615 4 года назад +3

      मगर मोदी ने तो लुगाई छोड़ दिया है 😂 उसकी ठूकाई कौन करेगा 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dolbymusic7450
    @dolbymusic7450 3 года назад +2

    Dr. Ambedkar said muslim people not accept non-muslim leader if it is good for nation then also not accept.