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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024

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  • @sakinapdf
    @sakinapdf 3 года назад +298

    i want them to name their kids Callum & Polly. Whenever they need to call both of them they’ll just go “calpol” and be reminded of their good old days 😂

    • @yellowsnow3429
      @yellowsnow3429 3 года назад +7

      Love it.

    • @ChrisSmith-tq9un
      @ChrisSmith-tq9un 2 года назад +5

      That is the most funniest comment I have ever heard you should be up on that stage 🤪

    • @norvern479
      @norvern479 Год назад +3

      Genius

    • @kennethmcmillan5811
      @kennethmcmillan5811 Год назад

      Funnier than Paul😂😂💉

    • @cal_lowe
      @cal_lowe Год назад +1

      That's legit mine and my sister's names 🤣🤣🤣

  • @FozzQuaker
    @FozzQuaker 2 года назад +121

    His crowd work is on point...
    Seen him a few times now, and he can captivate a room better than most people...
    Great comedian, Great Host, Great Comedy Club

    • @Maradnus
      @Maradnus 2 года назад +2

      this is what its like going out with scouscers xD I have a few mates that are just like him! its dreadful going out.

    • @_kontingency
      @_kontingency 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@Maradnushahahahahaha ❤❤❤❤

  • @concernedindividual7056
    @concernedindividual7056 2 года назад +29

    IMHO.
    One of the funniest comedy sets I have seen.
    Intuitive interactions, on the hoof questions, sarcasm hysterical laughter, sincerely interested.
    Absolutely comedy GOLD.

    • @joshcook6431
      @joshcook6431 Год назад

      @theblackpainterdecorator5718bet your fun at parties

  • @thefreedomguyuk
    @thefreedomguyuk 3 года назад +100

    Brilliant! Not only funny, but for once, genuine and honest interest in the person in the audience.

  • @GerLeahy
    @GerLeahy 3 года назад +21

    This is the maddest thing I have ever heard someone in the audience of a stand up say

  • @stephenbuckley5818
    @stephenbuckley5818 2 года назад +48

    He asks the questions that most are afraid to ask no filter 😂😂

  • @mikeruschoff7971
    @mikeruschoff7971 2 года назад +20

    Kudos to the lassies for beeing so well game here. Paul you set a new level for your own crowd work Standards. Thx for not letting go. Had to watch 3 times...love it

  • @benji.B-side
    @benji.B-side 3 года назад +57

    That was so funny, Paul is brilliant, top notch comedy indeed!!

    • @liamquigley891
      @liamquigley891 Год назад

      Wat a top notch pompous prick indeed!! 👏

    • @steec6713
      @steec6713 Год назад

      ​@Suna Suna that's a stretch

    • @letni9506
      @letni9506 Год назад

      ​@Suna Suna funny but he's not a great comedian.
      Usually it goes,
      "What u do for a livin M8"
      Painter and decorator
      "Painter and decorator, foorkawwf'
      "Can you do me living room, mates rates"
      No
      "Foorkindikkkked"

  • @philipholland6989
    @philipholland6989 3 года назад +13

    One of the funniest things I've watched for years, legend

  • @DanButton89
    @DanButton89 Год назад +3

    "What do you do mate?".
    How every Paul Smith joke starts.

    • @PWizz91
      @PWizz91 Год назад +1

      It’s called crowd work fella, he’s the host at this club

  • @djloopz56
    @djloopz56 2 года назад +13

    This is too funny! I need to catch a show but sit waaaay back 😂

  • @TezzaD78
    @TezzaD78 6 месяцев назад

    Its pauls giggle that kills it for me. A true funny legend

  • @TheLoneliestManOnline
    @TheLoneliestManOnline Год назад +5

    *My head has officially fallen off, an I don't think I'm gonna find it. This is fucking tremendous 💯🤣🤣🤣*

  • @bigfish1208
    @bigfish1208 Год назад +13

    Who's here in 2023 wondering if the Calpol syringe worked.

    • @chris-ex7cn
      @chris-ex7cn 3 месяца назад

      2024 still wondering 😂

  • @simonmccluskey1635
    @simonmccluskey1635 Год назад +2

    He is class fair play! So quick and witty! Brilliant 😂

  • @daisymaisy4877
    @daisymaisy4877 2 года назад +6

    Omg thats such a amazing accent, it makes it funnier.

  • @tc5290
    @tc5290 2 года назад +5

    All of the comedy shows I’ve watched on RUclips and Netflix and this guy is the first who gets subtitles by default… even the Hawaiians are optional lol

    • @tc5290
      @tc5290 Год назад

      @@Sorbzski99 Irish lol

  • @CHE113A
    @CHE113A 3 года назад +10

    Ahh
    One of The Best Yet!! 😂
    I'm dead!😭😂

  • @chickenclips
    @chickenclips 9 месяцев назад

    lads banter is through the stratosphere.

  • @simonlamphee9905
    @simonlamphee9905 4 дня назад

    Looking forward to seeing him next year

  • @carlywaht
    @carlywaht 2 года назад +40

    Why doesn’t this man have his own show on TV he’s hilarious 😂

    • @ericlackford6718
      @ericlackford6718 Год назад +6

      What? Not a chance the woke shirt lifters and lovies would never put him on tv. I would, I think he's superb!

    • @carlywaht
      @carlywaht Год назад

      @@ericlackford6718 fr mate I’m sick of this ‘woke’ generation it’s pathetic

    • @amc7004
      @amc7004 Год назад

      What channel are ya thinking 😂

    • @ericlackford6718
      @ericlackford6718 Год назад

      Channel 4.would be ok.

    • @carlywaht
      @carlywaht Год назад +1

      @@ericlackford6718 get him on 8 cats does countdown he’d be so good on a show like that

  • @julianfarnfield-sykes1372
    @julianfarnfield-sykes1372 3 года назад +12

    Paul must have hundreds of videos on here , this is currently number one by far !

    • @mrkh84
      @mrkh84 3 года назад

      Watch police raids comedy club 🤣🤣

    • @MrBollocks10
      @MrBollocks10 2 года назад

      It's all downhill?

  • @Medwaypvb
    @Medwaypvb Год назад +5

    Why are the subtitles censored, but not the audio? Are Deaf people not allowed to swear? 🤔

  • @Checkmate025
    @Checkmate025 3 года назад +4

    What a time to be alive indeed..

  • @LIG.M2
    @LIG.M2 2 года назад +2

    Paul Smith you living LEGEND 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jimbeam7176
    @jimbeam7176 3 года назад +4

    F*cking star my sides are still hurting from the laughter

  • @Bailey03_C
    @Bailey03_C 2 года назад +1

    Went n got married himself in about the same time frame hahahahahahahaah class

  • @davidpatterson4309
    @davidpatterson4309 3 года назад +4

    Conceived by Calpol syringe well thats a fucking first 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @millinutz
    @millinutz 9 месяцев назад

    The Calpo Kid from Birkenhead... luv it !!

  • @chazwalker7156
    @chazwalker7156 Год назад +2

    Shringe Minge 😂🤣

  • @DJ_Damo_
    @DJ_Damo_ 2 года назад +2

    This guy is proper naturally funny 😄

  • @juliancunliffe7862
    @juliancunliffe7862 2 года назад +4

    Best one yet Paul. 🤣😂💣💣💥

  • @_kontingency
    @_kontingency 9 месяцев назад

    AHHAHA YOUR HEAD HAS TAKEN RIGHT OFF MATE HAHAHA

  • @ascno1970
    @ascno1970 Год назад

    That was hilarious , you couldnt write that !! 😂

  • @bandk2000
    @bandk2000 3 года назад +6

    This came up as recommended. I am still laughing 20minutes later, why have I not heard of him?

  • @2NatoStandard
    @2NatoStandard 11 месяцев назад +1

    Mummy, where do babies come from
    Well... Once upon a time mummy went to B&M..

  • @stiffywatson2
    @stiffywatson2 3 года назад +2

    I’m glad he enjoyed himself.

  • @ebikeoutdoors
    @ebikeoutdoors 2 года назад +3

    I am never going to give my granddaughter calpol again with out thinking about that story next time she can have it on a spoon

  • @marciabowen3111
    @marciabowen3111 11 месяцев назад

    😂😂crying laughing !!! Ur a star Paul.!!!

  • @Karen-rp3ri
    @Karen-rp3ri 11 месяцев назад

    Call it calpol 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jackgrimley5780
    @jackgrimley5780 3 года назад +2

    Yet again Brilliant.

  • @dannyboyspain1
    @dannyboyspain1 3 года назад +7

    One word.... AWESOME

  • @finbarscanlonwolf
    @finbarscanlonwolf Год назад

    Considering what Calpol looks like, that's going to be interesting giving it to the baby 🤣🤣

  • @bobwatt2663
    @bobwatt2663 Год назад

    Absolutely brilliant 👏👏

  • @ladsgonefishing1251
    @ladsgonefishing1251 3 года назад +3

    They will be gutted when they have a half backwards baby 4 shades of white and brown that smells of calpol 😂😂😂😂

  • @ceejay777-u6p
    @ceejay777-u6p 7 месяцев назад

    when does the comedy start?

  • @mattyg8132
    @mattyg8132 2 года назад

    This guys on another level legend

  • @Diamondgee80
    @Diamondgee80 2 года назад

    "I'll plate ya" 🤣

  • @benlacasse1032
    @benlacasse1032 Год назад

    CRAZY AZ HELL P KILLIN IT THX FFS FUNNY MAN...LOL

  • @kieranmorton1139
    @kieranmorton1139 2 года назад

    This is my new favourite

  • @kieranarcher3601
    @kieranarcher3601 3 года назад +1

    call it Calpol hahahaha

    • @andrewdaley3081
      @andrewdaley3081 2 года назад +1

      But never shout come here calpol🇬🇧👍😂🤣

  • @ashleylatto7578
    @ashleylatto7578 3 года назад +1

    On 🔝 form 💥💥, can't wait to see you again

  • @SA77888
    @SA77888 3 года назад +4

    5:25 He says the most terrible things.......but they are things we either agree with or can identify with.

  • @patocallaghan3648
    @patocallaghan3648 Год назад

    Paul’s the man

  • @treecutter1806
    @treecutter1806 10 месяцев назад

    Black market😂 is that an Easter egg to say it’s a black baby 😂😂

  • @jamiecummings9666
    @jamiecummings9666 10 месяцев назад

    I wish he asked how much she paid for spunk. I'm skint 😂😂😂😂

  • @AO-LetsGo-
    @AO-LetsGo- 3 года назад +1

    Paul’s been on the steds! Go on lad

    • @evisuguymarc
      @evisuguymarc 3 года назад

      Why's he got his arm on cling film lol obvs tatt but Ur not meant keep o. Hours after

  • @gingerrabbit6669
    @gingerrabbit6669 Год назад

    First time seeing this guy, deffo goona look for more

  • @MrJack501
    @MrJack501 Год назад

    Best one ever.

  • @yyh2023
    @yyh2023 Год назад

    I'm cryingggg

  • @Fooknose88
    @Fooknose88 Год назад

    “Your as close as a lesbian can be to a nonse l”ol 😂

  • @mellowr1
    @mellowr1 5 месяцев назад

    BRILLIANT‼🤣

  • @Pk-fi5hq
    @Pk-fi5hq 5 месяцев назад

    Got to call the baby cal

  • @jamestaylor8371
    @jamestaylor8371 2 года назад +1

    If you want a giggle switch the cc on and watch how it handles Scouse

  • @TheSvenysven
    @TheSvenysven 3 года назад +1

    Bloody brilliant

  • @Vooddollgaming
    @Vooddollgaming Год назад

    I went to a comedy club and at the end they started passing a cup around 😆

  • @dc8236
    @dc8236 3 года назад +2

    Is a boy call him Callum Paul then surname so CalPaul hahahaha

  • @willray5559
    @willray5559 Год назад +1

    Funniest shit ever and to top it off when the video finnished there was an advert for calpol 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @daveyjohns
    @daveyjohns Год назад

    just watched this and the advert that comes on at the end is, CALPOL! ffs

  • @michaelgunning347
    @michaelgunning347 Год назад

    Missed an opportunity
    Telling the kid
    Kid days crying ‘ no mammy not in my mouth ‘

  • @Mineratron
    @Mineratron 2 года назад +3

    Funniest clip yet…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamiesmith9983
    @jamiesmith9983 Год назад

    Just so everyone knows wee cal Paul smith is doing great 🎉

  • @Martin-id4xp
    @Martin-id4xp 3 года назад +3

    Brilliant 👏👏🤣🤣

  • @grumpy9250
    @grumpy9250 11 месяцев назад

    You can tell they don't suffer from the same affliction men do when they marry.

  • @TheRobbob2010
    @TheRobbob2010 Год назад

    Brilliant comedy 😂

  • @arlaman9208
    @arlaman9208 Год назад

    😂 howlin funny as fook

  • @shanehumberstone5262
    @shanehumberstone5262 11 месяцев назад +2

    I once got a Gucci watch from two lesbian neighbours for Christmas,I think they misunderstood me when they asked if there was anything I wanted 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @jackiesmith4153
    @jackiesmith4153 3 года назад

    Absolute class

  • @bryden72
    @bryden72 10 месяцев назад

    Dear gods 😂😂😂😂

  • @Lio0909
    @Lio0909 Год назад

    I’m French but this guy is really funny ….

  • @spongebob7258
    @spongebob7258 3 года назад +8

    Sleeves and teeth lookin good 👍🏻

    • @bigchin4962
      @bigchin4962 3 года назад +1

      reckon he should of sacked them turkey teeth off

    • @cent1989
      @cent1989 3 года назад

      @@bigchin4962 ha nah they look boss

    • @bigchin4962
      @bigchin4962 3 года назад

      @@cent1989 I dunno bro, but as long as my mans happy.

    • @cent1989
      @cent1989 3 года назад

      @@bigchin4962 yer man. Anyway go get a chin reduction 😆

    • @bigchin4962
      @bigchin4962 3 года назад

      @@cent1989 Can't mate, the ladies love a bit of big chin haha

  • @louiseshields2608
    @louiseshields2608 2 года назад +1

    Didn't realise calpol syringes were so versatile 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JOK3RSMOKER
    @JOK3RSMOKER 3 года назад +2

    😅😂😅😂😅😂 I’m literally crying with laughter

  • @jakeblues5854
    @jakeblues5854 3 года назад +2

    Turkey based kids

  • @allthegearnotaclue
    @allthegearnotaclue 2 года назад +2

    Why is his arm shiny?

  • @apostolalexandru
    @apostolalexandru Год назад

    Savage 😂 respect ❤

  • @johnbaldwin143
    @johnbaldwin143 Год назад +1

    That is one of the most entertaining comedy clips I have ever seen. Q dos to the ladies that played along because that is why we love comedy. Just don't go if you are a snowflake or a melt!

  • @ChrisP001
    @ChrisP001 Год назад

    It’s been 2 years later. What’s the latest? 😂😂😂

  • @MrBollocks10
    @MrBollocks10 2 года назад

    COVID hates Xmas

  • @lorrainegilbert7886
    @lorrainegilbert7886 Год назад

    Omg never laughed so much 🤣

  • @merc500kin
    @merc500kin Год назад

    Sooooo funny...pmsl🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

  • @nickculton1671
    @nickculton1671 3 года назад

    when did he get the Turkish teeth fitted?

  • @markmcdonald5681
    @markmcdonald5681 2 года назад +1

    I wonder if they had the wain

  • @stethompson1403
    @stethompson1403 2 года назад

    Americans using subtitles 😭😭😭

  • @deanmoncaster
    @deanmoncaster 2 года назад +1

    So who was the dad?!?

  • @Hondadctrider
    @Hondadctrider Год назад

    And to think that he is the filler for the time in between the comics appearing onstage, that's why the clips are so short.

  • @Davaalleycatchad
    @Davaalleycatchad 8 месяцев назад

    That was so funny

  • @bookishlyinclined2972
    @bookishlyinclined2972 Год назад +3

    His arm’s shiny.

  • @nadiablack4797
    @nadiablack4797 Год назад

    What's plate you mean?

  • @nicholastephenson1367
    @nicholastephenson1367 Год назад

    Damn I think i pissed myself, thank fuck for tena