Coney's REACT WARS - Lobster - Season 5, Round 3

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @VerbalLearning
    @VerbalLearning Год назад +250

    Going from Wile E. Coyote slam poetry to doorbell camerage footage of a cat meowing really highlights the duality of man.

  • @MrSkerpentine
    @MrSkerpentine Год назад +558

    DJ Khaled is the human being equivalent of those toys that have the same three or four voice lines when you pull the string in their back

    • @Foxenco
      @Foxenco Год назад +21

      Bro is a Roblox NPC

    • @TheDukeofCheese12
      @TheDukeofCheese12 Год назад +18

      @@Foxencoin life, there’s Roblox

    • @Nocron
      @Nocron Год назад +4

      Listening to DJ Khaled talk is like playing Gex a second time

    • @TheKitKatThe
      @TheKitKatThe 11 месяцев назад +5

      "D.J. KHALED!" "tell 'em to bring out the lobster!" "and perhaps what is this"

    • @MrSkerpentine
      @MrSkerpentine 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@TheKitKatThe don’t forget “WE THE BEST MUSIC”

  • @kvn4745
    @kvn4745 Год назад +234

    Having Loki, a Nordic god, in church, crucifying iron man, is so fucking funny

    • @baddealdude807
      @baddealdude807 Год назад +24

      iron man, a known atheist

    • @Azazelea
      @Azazelea 2 месяца назад

      The Prose Edda in a nutshell

  • @fabblwaps
    @fabblwaps Год назад +160

    For anyone who liked that church theatre video, Jenny Nicholson had a video about that church and it's great. That church has very high effort Christmas plays every year, always trying to fit whatever is popular at the time into the Jesus Christ cinematic universe.

    • @Big_Man_Enjoyer
      @Big_Man_Enjoyer Год назад +13

      I love that video. As a Christian it makes me wither in agony but I love that video so much

    • @thegamingdeku
      @thegamingdeku 8 месяцев назад +2

      Um actually they're easter plays

  • @Rockalanche
    @Rockalanche Год назад +78

    26:54 The self-made sound effects for everything kill me. Totally worthy of a 5.

    • @Kyro4Productions
      @Kyro4Productions Год назад +6

      I need c'est business in the next saltybet tournament

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 2 месяца назад

      god i wish i could find the original video

    • @Aoreo
      @Aoreo 17 дней назад

      @@thatoneguy9582 ruclips.net/video/nI8xr3cnUDc/видео.html

  • @Tiquono
    @Tiquono Год назад +327

    RUclips audience, please be grateful you don't have to watch through that whole Wile E. Coyote slam poetry bit.

    • @mohamed0424
      @mohamed0424 Год назад +35

      i did watch it all live it was horrible it lasted so long 😭😭

    • @benji6325
      @benji6325 Год назад +3

      How long was it?

    • @Tiquono
      @Tiquono Год назад +46

      @@benji6325 it felt like an hour

    • @lizzly25
      @lizzly25 Год назад +8

      It was the only thing that I actually liked. 🤷‍♂

    • @eyebrowse
      @eyebrowse Год назад +100

      @@lizzly25theater kid point and laugh

  • @LadyUndeath
    @LadyUndeath Год назад +40

    16:00 this reminds me of how shocked a lot of people are to find out The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) used a real, *unmodified* chainsaw for filming. They did it because of a tight budget, and they wanted to have the titular weapon look & sound as realistic as possible. Gunnar Hanson (Leatherface) was really putting his life on the line for that movie while dancing & swinging around a 15lb chainsaw with only one arm, all while the damn thing was running.
    Note: if I remember correctly every movie in the franchise used real chainsaws but the first installment where the only one where they didn't take off the chain or make any other safety modifications to the prop.

    • @_Jay_Maker_
      @_Jay_Maker_ Год назад +6

      The best TCM chainsaw is the one they show in the trailer for Chainsaw 3. Damn thing's like 6 feet long, chromed out, and charged with lightning ffs. 🤣
      Still one of the funniest trailers for a horror film I've ever seen.

    • @LadyUndeath
      @LadyUndeath Год назад +2

      @@_Jay_Maker_ I remember hearing somewhere that the chrome chainsaw was the only one they had costum-made for the production. Idk how much that would've cost but it was definitely worth the aesthetics.
      In a weird way that specific chainsaw reminds me of Jason X, alternate title "Jason Goes to Space" lol

  • @Aidswayz
    @Aidswayz Год назад +473

    I think this stream is a great look into Coney's chat. They are a hive mind waiting for the streamer to tell them what to think. We see them start to form their own thoughts once a new video starts (Which is usually a different opinion than what Coney has), but once the streamer shares their thoughts they immediately backtrack and agree with them. Truly an interesting specimen known as Twitch Chat

    • @atwistedb
      @atwistedb Год назад +84

      They get influenced

    • @Chilled_
      @Chilled_ Год назад +82

      Good thing RUclips Chat is outside Coney’s gaze and, thus, his influence.

    • @LeonardoDaVinciEUm
      @LeonardoDaVinciEUm Год назад +22

      Yeah, a lot of his videos are like that
      Not his fault, that's just the twitch hive mind of agreeing with streamer

    • @Xxblade17
      @Xxblade17 Год назад +3

      Wait till you see ImDontais chat

    • @Aidswayz
      @Aidswayz Год назад +14

      @@LeonardoDaVinciEUmoh no I completely agree. I fucking love Coney (even when he is completely and stubbornly wrong). It’s just his chat that is a little… sometimes

  • @ClavaleeDefunct
    @ClavaleeDefunct Год назад +86

    The rockets were there 🔥

    • @SliminBlue
      @SliminBlue Год назад +7

      o7

    • @fabblwaps
      @fabblwaps Год назад +2

      Why you make/let someone sing star spangled banner without an autocue? Dude was set up to fail.

    • @LtCdrXander
      @LtCdrXander Год назад +1

      Tbh I don't know the words either

  • @Palozon
    @Palozon Год назад +65

    About the playground binoculars, Coney clearly hasn't had shitty friends as a kid who would 100% smack the back of your head when you tried to use them.

  • @MrSkerpentine
    @MrSkerpentine Год назад +33

    That slam poetry guy is directly responsible for WB canning that Will E Coyote movie

  • @Fopera
    @Fopera Год назад +53

    Dude that Wile E. Coyote man was going OFF

  • @kip_c
    @kip_c Год назад +61

    I need to watch Coney videos with headphones because his voice scares my cat

  • @markusa5293
    @markusa5293 Год назад +46

    Coney has for sure seen that DJ Khaled lobster video on a previous React Wars season.

  • @grapesoftime
    @grapesoftime 6 месяцев назад +6

    18:13 Bro idk why "tell em to cook the lobster" broke my brain so bad lmao

  • @MrJapanUnderground
    @MrJapanUnderground Год назад +11

    You just had to be there live for the "C'est BUSINESS". 😂

  • @gabrielabrera9966
    @gabrielabrera9966 Год назад +18

    I was playing the video in the background while I was doing homework late at night.
    I stopped everything I was doing and began to contemplate life when the slam poetry guy said “My name is Wile E. Coyote”

  • @twist22
    @twist22 Год назад +18

    LOL it just hit me now as an adult… if the coyote was able to acquire so many different gadgets and contraptions, why didn’t bro just buy himself some FOOD??? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ravaniphoenix5431
      @ravaniphoenix5431 10 месяцев назад +7

      It's not about the food, Roadrunner.... It's about sending a message!

  • @ALloydRH
    @ALloydRH Год назад +7

    11:33 A Hammersaw is exactly what it sounds like. Takes a lot of skill to engineer and drive one though.

  • @asianman7945
    @asianman7945 Год назад +35

    Yeah for the whole playground bit, that’s straight up how my sister lost the tip of her pinky finger. She was going too crazy in a crappy playground and the tip of her finger was sliced clean off bone and all.

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 Год назад +7

    Party of one sounds so fun I cannnot wait for that to be turned into a video!

  • @trentonkoichi
    @trentonkoichi Год назад +10

    20:44 I broke my leg in 1st grade during morning recess at the playground. We were jumping out to see the furthest monkey bar we could reach. After jumping out, my hands slipped off the bar and I landed awkwardly, causing a fracture up my shin. Turns out you CAN get hurt at the playground hahah

    • @nutbutter1410
      @nutbutter1410 Год назад +2

      Well actually, I jumped further on the monkey bars, and I broke my leg harder, so erm you don't actually understand the playground Injury community

    • @trentonkoichi
      @trentonkoichi Год назад +3

      ⁠@@nutbutter1410 Fair enough. I shall step down and secede my place on the playground injury throne to you. o7

  • @LiilYogurt
    @LiilYogurt 6 месяцев назад +3

    27:00 I did not expect to find quebecois sh*tposting on React Wars lmfaoooo

  • @angelor9211
    @angelor9211 Год назад +16

    Never in my life would I imagine Coney reacting to the Easter special performances put on by this one church
    He's gotta check out the rest, Batman and Pirates of The Caribbean are the craziest ones

  • @brendanmcnally2643
    @brendanmcnally2643 Год назад +22

    Media literacy not making the cut for the video is crushing my soul

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 Год назад

      What's the video?

    • @thelastrob7877
      @thelastrob7877 Год назад

      cuz copyright sadly :(

    • @Magnum-qq5bz
      @Magnum-qq5bz Год назад

      Dude i know this is gonna sound weird but we have the same last name

    • @slowwhenusleep6521
      @slowwhenusleep6521 Год назад +3

      @@samt3412 its like an ai reacting to a scene from scarface i tried to find it when the stream happened and couldnt. was a funny movie

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 Год назад +9

    Tell em to bring out the Coneys!

  • @sanicboi9187
    @sanicboi9187 Год назад +23

    Why was c'est business so funny bro 😂

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 Год назад +49

    Coney liking skibidi toilet makes me weirdly happy. He DOES not hate on things from time to time!

  • @lylelylecrocodile2538
    @lylelylecrocodile2538 Год назад +3

    29:05 that kid in the grey sweater looks just like one of my classmates in my art class

  • @plabcentral630
    @plabcentral630 Год назад +7

    What could he possibly want with that much lobster.

  • @jasonryan31400
    @jasonryan31400 Год назад +7

    I want a full video of Coney reacting to Battle Bots content

  • @Pulse0n
    @Pulse0n 4 месяца назад +2

    8:47 This guy died a few years ago filming another one of these videos. R.I.P. Apetor.

  • @nerdwarp112
    @nerdwarp112 Год назад +2

    I remember reading/watching that Wile E. Coyote poem back in high school. I’m surprised to see it here.

  • @thedukeofcheese1549
    @thedukeofcheese1549 Год назад +5

    Church posting has become the new Oblivion posting

  • @notfundy240
    @notfundy240 Год назад +2

    My friend had a premonition dream about the iron man crucifixion part specifically

  • @BubbaBrons
    @BubbaBrons 8 дней назад

    That preacher is absolutely fired lol.

  • @yourfavoritebrendan
    @yourfavoritebrendan Год назад +3

    Mods, tellem to bring out the lobster.

  • @Goblin_Hater_37
    @Goblin_Hater_37 3 месяца назад +1

    22:08 IS THAT CHURCH OF THE ROCK?!
    Edit: IT TOTALLY IS, THAT CANADIAN CHURCH IS SO SICK

  • @DaRealJake
    @DaRealJake Год назад +4

    I have never actually heard the American national anthem, and when I have, I’ve never been able to understand the lyrics due to it being in such low quality. So at 2:00, it seemed normal to me.

  • @stonerbland7621
    @stonerbland7621 Год назад

    Thinking ive seen half of these clips before and then remembering i tuned in live on yt

  • @BedBugReviews
    @BedBugReviews Год назад +3

    Don’t worry Coney, I’m an English major and even I don’t get slam poetry

  • @Kyro4Productions
    @Kyro4Productions Год назад +1

    someone needs to make a c'est business character for mugen so Coney can add him to the next SaltyBet tournment

  • @DemonGiraffe95
    @DemonGiraffe95 Год назад +2

    10:43 250lbs robot btw. Man BattleBots rocks

  • @HawkTeevs
    @HawkTeevs Год назад +1

    Some of my favorite clips are the vacation Bible school clips. I’m not joking, my VBS used to be EXACTLY LIKE THAT when I was a kid, and I wanted absolutely nothing to do with it.

  • @siringc
    @siringc Год назад +6

    Could someone link me to the video at 26:54?
    Edit: Also the last one if y'all don't mind

    • @NoWhipCreamPlz
      @NoWhipCreamPlz Год назад +1

      I keep trying to leave a comment with a link to the tweet that I found it on, but my comment keeps getting caught by the spam filter.
      Just reverse image search a frame of that meme and you should be able to find it on Google. Sorry I can't link it to you directly.

  • @ebkits10
    @ebkits10 Год назад

    Holy shit my family and I always pull out the second video at family events and die laughing every time, I’m so glad this gospel has been spread

  • @volynx
    @volynx Год назад +4

    I need a link to that ze business clip 💀

  • @espeka1207
    @espeka1207 Год назад

    Explanation for the Roller Derby clip. While the original concept of Roller Derby was a fully fleshed out sport, it quickly developed into pre-scripted matches with stunts, similar to WWE. Roller Derby as a proper competitive pursuit only really developed in the 2000s.

  • @whereisspacebar2991
    @whereisspacebar2991 Год назад

    I broke my foot on a playground when I was a kid. I climbed on one of those tubes you climb through and my parents told me to get down so I slid off. I was only like 4 ft off the ground, but that was enough to do it.

  • @GamerIsASlur
    @GamerIsASlur Год назад +14

    Season 5 has been so ridiculously strong so far

  • @illford
    @illford Год назад +1

    That pastor video had me tweaking it was so funny

  • @Actimus123
    @Actimus123 Год назад +3

    26:57 Can anyone link the video?

  • @twingemios5139
    @twingemios5139 6 месяцев назад +2

    BRO IS EVERYTHING CHEATING? He's so strict for no reason.

    • @LiilYogurt
      @LiilYogurt 6 месяцев назад +3

      It's not for no reason, he's been doing this series for multiple years. He wants people to send fresh unique videos instead of just sending things he's already liked in the past (even if its not the exact same video, just the same premise), that's what he considers "cheating". He also likes to keep the submissions short so that's why things like sketch comedy are banned
      The #1 rule is "Coney decides what's allowed", so even if something is cheating he can let it through if its funny enough

  • @lektornese
    @lektornese Год назад +2

    rip to the G O A T Apetor

  • @Asnerlicious
    @Asnerlicious 9 месяцев назад

    On Tuesday the Easter bunny rose from the dead, birthing a new texan cult.

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 Год назад +4

    I rlly like that wiley coyote bit tbh

  • @Wakeside
    @Wakeside 5 месяцев назад +1

    C'EST BUSINESS CANADIAN SUPREMACY🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @elise3852
    @elise3852 Год назад +10

    coney such a hater that wile e. coyote dude goin off 😂

  • @CHICKENmcNUGGIESMydude
    @CHICKENmcNUGGIESMydude 11 месяцев назад +1

    teller to bring out the lobster

  • @pakman5542
    @pakman5542 Год назад +1

    TELLEMTABRINGOUTDALOBSTER🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @samdilophosaur9787
    @samdilophosaur9787 Год назад

    1:16 IS THAT THE PLAYBOY LOGO?!?!

  • @TentaCole
    @TentaCole Год назад +1

    The spicy tofu minigame and Battlebots clips were my favorites this time. 👍

  • @justforlawlsandtrolls
    @justforlawlsandtrolls Год назад +25

    Hey, can Coney provide the reference list for these videos? Because react wars is definitely very fun, but, it bothers me that Coney kind of goes out of his ways not to give these videos credit, you can't even find the video titles in the VOD

    • @frazfrazfrazfraz
      @frazfrazfrazfraz Год назад +3

      You can find the playlists for react wars nights all the way through Season 3 in the playlists section of his channel
      I don't know why they stopped doing that after season 3. They really should give credit

    • @justforlawlsandtrolls
      @justforlawlsandtrolls Год назад

      @frazfrazfrazfraz yeah I just learned about that today, no idea why he stopped

  • @borissaladass3528
    @borissaladass3528 Год назад +1

    RUclips viewers are so lucky that they only get the good videos because this was a very long sad react wars day live

  • @RigbyIsTheMan
    @RigbyIsTheMan Год назад +1

    The only show that matters

  • @jakipop3397
    @jakipop3397 6 месяцев назад

    No, no, no. The Wiley Coyote guy was spitting.
    Edit: I SWEAR TO GOD I HE RANKS THE CAT HIGHER-

  • @kev62ish
    @kev62ish Год назад +1

    somebody link me that french tiktok towards the end please

  • @4546Bean
    @4546Bean Год назад +22

    How does coney not have a millions subscribers, this is some of the best content on RUclips

  • @cyo_mh
    @cyo_mh Год назад +1

    I need that video with the french man and the 2 guys followed by him rolling away, someone hook me up

    • @germanpogostick
      @germanpogostick Год назад

      I got it from me, one sec

    • @germanpogostick
      @germanpogostick Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/nI8xr3cnUDc/видео.htmlsi=FODjfW6JJnA0qKJS

  • @nintenx1235
    @nintenx1235 Год назад

    Fate Unlimited Codes was planned by Cavia the GOATs that made Drakengard and NieR replicant/Gestalt.
    So ofc it's gonna be a tad jank.

  • @_Jay_Maker_
    @_Jay_Maker_ Год назад +3

    Playgrounds today are nothing like the splinter-filled, fracture-forming concussion factories they were when I was growing up in the 80's and 90's in Massachusetts, Coney.
    Man, we had it fucking good then.

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 8 месяцев назад

      I spent so much time as a kid on the Castle Island playground

    • @LiilYogurt
      @LiilYogurt 6 месяцев назад

      I'm an early 2000s kid but the playground I grew up around had been there since before my parents and nothing had been replaced or fixed in all that time. Looking back I honestly never realized how dangerous it was lmao. I particularly remember the metal slide absorbing so much heat it actually hurt to use it on sunny days, didn't stop me though

  • @notimeforcreativenamesjust3034
    @notimeforcreativenamesjust3034 Год назад +12

    "Bring out the whole ocean!"

    • @atwistedb
      @atwistedb Год назад +1

      “Let’s go golfing”

  • @klubdahoogaloogey
    @klubdahoogaloogey 8 месяцев назад +1

    ive played roller derby for 5 years that was most definitely scripted but the real game gets pretty brutal without a script still

  • @Actimus123
    @Actimus123 Год назад

    Guy swimming under the ice, pretty sure that is the Norwegian guy who died doing that shit recently. Smart man.
    Edit
    Chat informed us, t'was him.

  • @AutisticJesusGaming
    @AutisticJesusGaming Год назад

    What times do this occur in gonna send in a video

  • @chase3514
    @chase3514 Год назад

    Bro was there

  • @racheecha974
    @racheecha974 Год назад

    Does anyone have the video for the Mario Party Daisy like 6 stars in a turn?

  • @iamvin
    @iamvin Год назад +1

    tyrone is like dr mario nair..

  • @austinfletchermusic
    @austinfletchermusic Год назад +33

    Daisy clip ABSOLUTELY deserved a 5, it met all the criteria!!

  • @dragocrafterr8286
    @dragocrafterr8286 Год назад

    why didnt editors include the wario clip in the last ep smadge

  • @austinfletchermusic
    @austinfletchermusic Год назад +11

    Wait where was that Wario clip in the last one???

    • @LimaGrean
      @LimaGrean Год назад +9

      Nowhere. It got a five btw

    • @Sturfall
      @Sturfall Год назад +10

      music was copyrighted

  • @adri-nw6pw
    @adri-nw6pw Год назад +6

    gosh i hope coney laughs in this video!

  • @Blue_0724
    @Blue_0724 Год назад

    RIP Apetor

  • @Patcheresu
    @Patcheresu Год назад

    Why are the titles of videos censored

  • @MemerTheMemer
    @MemerTheMemer Год назад +28

    I bet this night was really really funny live! 👍👍👍

  • @MapleLunii
    @MapleLunii Год назад

    CONEY time

  • @blockednostril9739
    @blockednostril9739 Год назад +2

    I love whenever someone sends in a battle bots clip. Love seeing someone enjoy it as much as I do 😅

  • @lylelylecrocodile2538
    @lylelylecrocodile2538 Год назад

    The last one should've won

  • @Xxblade17
    @Xxblade17 Год назад +2

    I just need yall to know that the rockets were there

  • @eliottcollier5000
    @eliottcollier5000 Год назад

    Business

  • @moongirlmagic822
    @moongirlmagic822 Год назад

    3:35 EVERYONE IS HERE!

  • @MorikawaMelodies
    @MorikawaMelodies Год назад +2

    Poggers

  • @venusrose9890
    @venusrose9890 Год назад

    MY NAME IS WILE E. COYOTE! 😂

  • @LtCdrXander
    @LtCdrXander Год назад +3

    My YT's been doing this weird thing where every video will show the same amount of likes that the previous video I watched had, so needless to say I was not expecting to see 238,000 likes on this video

  • @nemi9217
    @nemi9217 Год назад

    what on earth is going on in western churches

  • @atwistedb
    @atwistedb Год назад +1

    Yahoo!

  • @sonicthesaiyanhog3566
    @sonicthesaiyanhog3566 Год назад +2

    Cooking

    • @MorikawaMelodies
      @MorikawaMelodies Год назад +1

      Not as much cooking as I did today. FIVE taquitos

    • @atwistedb
      @atwistedb Год назад

      @@MorikawaMelodiesWere they good

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 Год назад +1

    I no longer care about missing react wars, I caught one and submitted a video so now I am free!

  • @toooffuuu
    @toooffuuu Год назад

    .3.

  • @razzdazzjazz
    @razzdazzjazz Год назад +1

    Cringe confessional followed by react wars? RUclips is DROWNING in all this content.