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  • @tehemtoncode47
    @tehemtoncode47 3 года назад +2012

    We have gambling in India. It's called arranged marriage...

    • @SG-pc4sv
      @SG-pc4sv 3 года назад +25

      😂👍

    • @itsAreeb
      @itsAreeb 3 года назад +23

      Sometimes kinda forced

    • @itsAreeb
      @itsAreeb 3 года назад +14

      Underrated

    • @atallahkhalil1412
      @atallahkhalil1412 3 года назад +18

      you should be a comedian goddamn

    • @CompetishunFanOfficialChannel
      @CompetishunFanOfficialChannel 3 года назад +33

      And our ancestors had been playing it quite well. The current generations seem to be very bad at it. LOL

  • @Indian_Walks
    @Indian_Walks 3 года назад +164

    Russell has been slaying as he got older.

  • @NoName-nx9kr
    @NoName-nx9kr 3 года назад +539

    His real Chinese name is PeeTah

    • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
      @SamarIqbal1-2-1 3 года назад +7

      😆

    • @msrikavya9651
      @msrikavya9651 3 года назад +10

      I thought it was Pidor

    • @abdulqadir8464
      @abdulqadir8464 3 года назад +6

      More like Pita

    • @ovrdozzzz
      @ovrdozzzz 3 года назад +1

      No one gives a flying f

    • @mehdi_trk
      @mehdi_trk 3 года назад

      I don't know why but after I've read your comment i immediately thought "is that 'the grudge' movie reference!?"

  • @iamreallyright
    @iamreallyright 3 года назад +99

    He's absolutely addictive and binge worthy.

  • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
    @SamarIqbal1-2-1 3 года назад +180

    “Are u *awake* ?!” 0:23 😅😅😅😅😆😂😂😂😂

    • @anomaly...
      @anomaly... 3 года назад

      that's how u murder someone...

    • @gundam00able
      @gundam00able 3 года назад

      Hey you, You're finally awake...

    • @noobmaster-dm7tu
      @noobmaster-dm7tu 3 года назад +2

      Bohot kharab aur purana joke hai

  • @MedalionDS9
    @MedalionDS9 3 года назад +739

    I love how Russell never believes any chinese person having a white sounding name ever... but he had issues with people not believing his real name is Russell Peters XD

    • @Hamza-oz5eg
      @Hamza-oz5eg 3 года назад +28

      And Chinese people are also more likely to have white names than Indians 😂

    • @christianwag3015
      @christianwag3015 3 года назад +9

      Are you awake?? 🤣

    • @Yeahitsme101
      @Yeahitsme101 3 года назад +37

      @@Hamza-oz5eg I have never seen Indians with an alternate white name unless they are Christian.

    • @samteller7998
      @samteller7998 3 года назад +14

      Mainland Chinese people give themselves English names as they get older, not by birth. Russell peters is his given name. It’s all about what religion you’re born in

    • @MedalionDS9
      @MedalionDS9 3 года назад +1

      @@samteller7998 What about those born outside China and born in predominantly western (aka white) parts of the world?

  • @guerisseurrouge
    @guerisseurrouge 3 года назад +234

    Gandhi : An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole.....
    Also Gandhi : Wait a minute, are you awake ?

  • @ahmednuru2732
    @ahmednuru2732 3 года назад +59

    “Where are you from”
    “China”
    “Downtown?”
    I laughed a lil too loud at that 😂😂

  • @suhailjamil3909
    @suhailjamil3909 3 года назад +10

    A Chinese guy called Gandhi hahahaha. I lost it there lmao 😂😂😂

  • @mung__guite
    @mung__guite 3 года назад +97

    Big fan of yours... 🙏

  • @globalcitizen5310
    @globalcitizen5310 3 года назад +26

    After a long long time some really good quality stuffs from Russel!! Enjoyed it throughly.

  • @zubantungoe
    @zubantungoe 3 года назад +71

    Never seen such an impressive stand up comedian like this guy...This guy is the God of all stand up comedian.. Following him since few years back

    • @draco2xx
      @draco2xx 2 года назад

      one of the best

    • @winzyl9546
      @winzyl9546 2 года назад

      Youve never seen other comedians

    • @Fadi.Jirius
      @Fadi.Jirius 2 года назад

      Only Jesus is lord

    • @eve8782
      @eve8782 2 года назад

      Jimmy Carry , Jack Whitehall .
      The best stand up British comedian of all time, and I am quite sure people would agree
      that doing a comedy show in British is much easing then doing the same in any other countries especially among USA netizens, no offense .

    • @dvsnow210
      @dvsnow210 Год назад +2

      @@winzyl9546that's his personal opinion bruh chill the F down...
      And tbh I've never seen any other comedian as russel who is well adapted with every race culture, language, imitate the tone,accent of other race, can roast people on the spot with literally any observation.

  • @rickzegooene2193
    @rickzegooene2193 2 года назад +7

    I like how at 3:00 he even made the roulette wheel sound in an Indian accent.

  • @leodelonix155
    @leodelonix155 2 года назад +8

    He is probably the only guy who can make any racial discussion funny but harmless. If you analyze, the funny part IS the common racial or ethnic stereotypes which is usually associated with discrimination, but I'm not offended in anyway. That's true genius!

  • @mermaidpia2020
    @mermaidpia2020 3 года назад +51

    ty russell for being the only thing making me laugh during this racist classist super-angry pandemic! 🙏🏼😆🌟

  • @CompetishunFanOfficialChannel
    @CompetishunFanOfficialChannel 3 года назад +53

    I laughed like a hyena on that Indian women forehead joke.

    • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
      @SamarIqbal1-2-1 3 года назад +2

      I *BET* u did! 😉

    • @CompetishunFanOfficialChannel
      @CompetishunFanOfficialChannel 3 года назад +3

      @@SamarIqbal1-2-1 Haha..Good one!

    • @temp2037
      @temp2037 3 года назад

      I don't get the joke? Please explain it to me.

    • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
      @SamarIqbal1-2-1 3 года назад

      @@temp2037 The comedy clip is based on *gambling* my naive friend. Hence my *pun* comment! 😊

    • @temp2037
      @temp2037 3 года назад

      @@SamarIqbal1-2-1 I don't meant the pun comment. I was referring to Russell joke. I don't understand it.

  • @wadesharp11
    @wadesharp11 2 года назад +13

    He’s laughing at his own jokes, because he’s improvising, he’s the best at it!

  • @runiquepro5815
    @runiquepro5815 3 года назад +6

    The best Chinese name has to go to Chi Ling. 😆🤣
    Russel loved that one.

  • @thebandanabandit
    @thebandanabandit 3 года назад +29

    Fun fact: jungli means wild or animal like in Hindi

    • @rupesh2195
      @rupesh2195 3 года назад

      like from the jungle or raised in the jungle kind.

  • @HungryTraveller8
    @HungryTraveller8 3 года назад +119

    Arrange Marriage, This is our way of gambling in India.

    • @shreyanksurve8100
      @shreyanksurve8100 3 года назад +5

      This is the level of gambling in India! One gamble for life😂

    • @shaq8830
      @shaq8830 3 года назад

      Bruuuuh hahahahah

    • @imtheking_3256
      @imtheking_3256 3 года назад

      But do u get to choose the girl

    • @HungryTraveller8
      @HungryTraveller8 3 года назад +2

      @@imtheking_3256 There is a system, first u get to see the picture, if you like the girl than parents will meet each other and let girl and boy talk alone for 10 min. If agreed you are done.

    • @firstchannel9681
      @firstchannel9681 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂👌👌🤣🤣

  • @TheRock-b9k
    @TheRock-b9k 2 года назад +3

    When Russell starts laughing something struck his mind.

  • @applesoranges559
    @applesoranges559 3 года назад +2

    What an Icon 🌟👏 ..

  • @04rit
    @04rit 2 года назад +7

    I incredibly love the fact that all his jokes are racist and nobody gets offended and we just love them! ❤️❤️

    • @Nightowl7982
      @Nightowl7982 Год назад

      Thats because therebis postive racism and there is negative racism. The negative is the type that gets all the attention for obvious reasons. Positive racism however nobody cares for because its positive

  • @sauceboss18
    @sauceboss18 3 года назад +7

    Downtown China! Just like Catherine and Vincent!

  • @ITSGAMETIME-AAA
    @ITSGAMETIME-AAA 3 года назад +51

    Yo this guy is real life Zhongli from Genshin impact

  • @SumatSethi
    @SumatSethi 6 месяцев назад

    You see Russell, you laugh, end of story. Simple life. 😌

  • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
    @SamarIqbal1-2-1 3 года назад +33

    “You look dangerous, nice!” 3:37 🤣
    That wasn’t so *HEAVENLY* if you ask me! 😎
    (Explosive 🧨 ) stuff once again by the great Russell Peters, NOT! 😁

    • @dawood2u
      @dawood2u 3 года назад +4

      That Muslim lady seems such a sweetheart 😊

    • @Princess-no1lu
      @Princess-no1lu 3 года назад

      lmao I m arab and that got me laughing so hard

  • @shadowguy6029
    @shadowguy6029 3 года назад +7

    Fk, he predicted the whole Genshin Impact.
    Be it Zhongli or the gambling.
    That game has it all.
    😱😱😱

  • @yuzohassan1367
    @yuzohassan1367 3 года назад +93

    Russell: *Sees a chinese man*
    Chinese Man: 😁
    Russell: Are you awake?
    ___________________________________
    Russell: *Sees a brown person*
    Brown Person: 😁
    Russell: Are you Indian?
    Brown Person: No😁
    Russell: No? Have you looked in the mirror?
    Love this guy😂

  • @umairr3105
    @umairr3105 3 года назад +10

    This guy just went on smoke with the audience, no mercy😂😂

  • @ankitkalavagunta8951
    @ankitkalavagunta8951 3 года назад +4

    Are you awake? Haha, man that is cruel!

  • @jamah3842
    @jamah3842 3 года назад +3

    Just wanna keep watching 😂😂😂

  • @Indian_Walks
    @Indian_Walks 3 года назад +94

    Peter's Date/Girlfriend/Wife/Sister is not amused 😂

    • @inyourface123
      @inyourface123 3 года назад +17

      She looks pretty cruel. Pretty and cruel at the same time.

    • @kiwin9488
      @kiwin9488 3 года назад

      @@inyourface123 what

    • @meghaposani6908
      @meghaposani6908 3 года назад +3

      Or she just didn't understand

  • @azzurriss
    @azzurriss 2 года назад +1

    ‘are you awake’??? Fuck. Dead 😂😂😂😂

  • @agostinosepe9159
    @agostinosepe9159 Год назад +3

    This is a person who is making all kind of racist jokes and still he is glaringly not racist. Love him.

  • @Sonny984
    @Sonny984 Год назад +1

    The end killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @monicamccarthy3932
    @monicamccarthy3932 3 года назад +2

    Hahaha this was super funny!

  • @abhijitsen7749
    @abhijitsen7749 3 года назад

    Hey Russell I'm from Kolkata and love Naoms on Park Street. That place is a piece of the city's history.

  • @MithilanchalMadhubani
    @MithilanchalMadhubani 3 года назад +1

    After a long time, smiled too much

  • @sapaiyo9810
    @sapaiyo9810 2 года назад +1

    Peter is one hell big joker. You are rock man

  • @harychauhan
    @harychauhan 2 года назад +3

    I can’t stop laughing 😂 😂

  • @SM08_
    @SM08_ 3 года назад +7

    The girl next to Peter looks so confused the whole time

  • @Igor_agapos
    @Igor_agapos 11 месяцев назад

    Russeeeeell! Too good! Toooooo good! Man you should come to Kazakhstan and make fun of us 😂 you’re the best comedian alive

  • @notnice9873
    @notnice9873 3 года назад +4

    When he start roasting Asian dude, then the look of his wife or gf face....she was like " uh oh"

  • @mung__guite
    @mung__guite 3 года назад +2

    Big fan of yours...

  • @ammarkutaisch7013
    @ammarkutaisch7013 3 года назад +11

    you look dangerous 😂

  • @dad4378
    @dad4378 3 года назад +4

    1:23 SHE MAD!

  • @inyourface123
    @inyourface123 3 года назад

    You made my day 😃

  • @michaelougarezos8963
    @michaelougarezos8963 2 года назад +1

    you are the best ever comedian

  • @chrissymillsap730
    @chrissymillsap730 2 года назад +2

    I love his Raw honesty is straight for it completely brilliant comedy makes me laugh every time lol any body dis likes his comedy they have no sense of what a brilliant comedian is

  • @eestebanjjosue
    @eestebanjjosue Год назад +3

    What I like the most is that if we embrace our diversity and accept our diferencies it gets really funny.

  • @neerilyncarillo8060
    @neerilyncarillo8060 3 года назад +5

    Hey there , I'm one of your fans , all I can say is that you're really a great comedian

  • @chongqinghotpot
    @chongqinghotpot 2 года назад

    Not sure anyone more spontaneously funny than him.

  • @alexplay3
    @alexplay3 3 года назад +1

    That roulette sound had a distinct Indian accent 😂

  • @DeathCluntch
    @DeathCluntch 3 года назад +2

    1:50 I thought he said CHun li LOL I was like WHAT??!!

  • @totallypointlessvideos3832
    @totallypointlessvideos3832 6 месяцев назад

    There is no other comedian like Russel Peters

  • @shah201219
    @shah201219 2 года назад

    This man is a nightmare for the front rowers. 🤣

  • @svs2497
    @svs2497 3 года назад

    ROFL! Thanks for sharing

  • @clausstudioproduction
    @clausstudioproduction 2 года назад +4

    His live show basically "I'm paying money for an indian comedian to roast me"
    but well spent.

    • @jw2473
      @jw2473 Год назад

      Im attending and im hoping to get roasted and get some free backstage passes!

  • @zlatanibrahimovicisbettert7980
    @zlatanibrahimovicisbettert7980 3 года назад +3

    Peter looks like that Chinese laughing meme guy

  • @mrs.giannosp5507
    @mrs.giannosp5507 2 года назад

    Are you awake? OH MY goodness 🤣❤️

  • @mystica3671
    @mystica3671 3 года назад +1

    "Are you awake"? Lmao

  • @lvvv812
    @lvvv812 Год назад

    Indian jokes are best great job Russell like always man😂

  • @Razear
    @Razear 3 года назад +3

    Peter's monolid game strong.

  • @Hankxiong
    @Hankxiong 3 года назад

    “Are you awake?” 😂

  • @tonynagy2042
    @tonynagy2042 3 года назад

    Russell is my Fav comedian... Jeff DunHAMmmm is a my Fav ventriloquist LOL..... Cheers Blessings!!

  • @chandramohan7155
    @chandramohan7155 2 года назад +1

    Are you awake 😂😂😂

  • @PizzaWithScandal
    @PizzaWithScandal 2 года назад

    crazy funny

  • @ejmtv3
    @ejmtv3 3 года назад +5

    In China, when someone wins the bet, everyone wins.

  • @siddhantchandak8801
    @siddhantchandak8801 3 года назад

    This guy knows every fucking language and its dialects👀

  • @vulvaether5169
    @vulvaether5169 2 года назад +2

    0:29 Me after a mad smoke session

  • @swapnilsawant502
    @swapnilsawant502 3 года назад

    Are u awake...❤️😂😂😂

  • @Narthparang
    @Narthparang 3 года назад

    now we got a new way to gamble

  • @VIPeR010icoN
    @VIPeR010icoN Год назад

    0:23
    omg that was a bit raw 😂

  • @funin1412
    @funin1412 3 года назад +2

    Love your stand up 🙏 huge fan bro

  • @sekwatigiven2772
    @sekwatigiven2772 2 года назад

    "Are you awake ?" The man almost took out nonchycks

  • @peterpulciani
    @peterpulciani 3 года назад +1

    My names Peter too. 😆

  • @MinatoAce
    @MinatoAce 3 года назад +4

    The guy converted to Indian pretty fuckin' fast...well all Asia after all :3

  • @rohansharma1342
    @rohansharma1342 3 года назад +6

    Gandhi 😂😂😝

    • @gmnkumar
      @gmnkumar 3 года назад

      I found that offensive lmao.

  • @ronyislam683
    @ronyislam683 2 года назад

    Are you awake?
    Lmao 😂

  • @kianif
    @kianif 3 года назад

    To the Chinese guy: “Are you awake??” 😂

  • @tikaslp7434
    @tikaslp7434 3 года назад

    Wait what? I want moree

  • @twanaismael
    @twanaismael 2 года назад

    You are really funny man..how did you ask him "are you awake?" Hhhhh

  • @fadeysuleiman6423
    @fadeysuleiman6423 3 года назад

    Ughh no you stopped at the Arabs I wanted to see that lol too funny good stuff lol

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 3 года назад +2

    0:26 No way, it’s a real-life version of Brock from Pokemon!

  • @Aditya90sKZ
    @Aditya90sKZ 3 года назад +1

    U guys look dangerous 🤣☠️

  • @Puneet_25
    @Puneet_25 3 года назад

    Frrrrrrrrrrrrr tktktktktk, Ohhhh so close🤣🤣🤣

  • @ankuragrawal8349
    @ankuragrawal8349 3 года назад +3

    He is back in business!

  • @Shawn_mike34
    @Shawn_mike34 2 года назад

    Russell hasn't lost his touch.

  • @Godiswithus7836
    @Godiswithus7836 2 года назад

    Are you awake 😂😂

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 Год назад

    That was nice how to even out the playing field, after numerous Chinese jokes, he made an Indian joke, one at his own culture’s expense, too.

  • @saeed4731
    @saeed4731 3 года назад +5

    Russell: Are you aware? Lol
    That was so rude joke of you dude lol 😆

  • @funin1412
    @funin1412 3 года назад

    Awesome videos bro🙏 Huge fan

  • @charanraj1886
    @charanraj1886 3 года назад

    You look dangerous 🤣

  • @priyabratasinha3348
    @priyabratasinha3348 3 года назад +18

    Damn!!! Man,How do you get away with all this extremely racist remarks 🤣🤣

    • @silverstone0907
      @silverstone0907 3 года назад +5

      Easy....He is not white. You can say what ever you want without any repercussions.

    • @paxtonpinto3545
      @paxtonpinto3545 3 года назад +3

      Racism is a state of mind !!

    • @user-yg8rx2fo7f
      @user-yg8rx2fo7f 3 года назад +1

      Cuz it’s all jokes ❄️

  • @christianwag3015
    @christianwag3015 3 года назад +1

    JUNK-LI 😄😄😄

  • @syedmohamed3983
    @syedmohamed3983 3 года назад +2

    Even the wheel had an indian accent

  • @akashmengi7731
    @akashmengi7731 2 года назад

    Peter be like.. let's meet outside

  • @marklloyd4087
    @marklloyd4087 3 года назад

    Are you awake ⏰😂😂😂🇬🇧

  • @ssk6626
    @ssk6626 3 года назад

    🔥