How 𝐍𝐎𝐓 To Pick Up Girls
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2019
- In this video I demonstrate how NOT to pick up girls. If you wanna become a master at the game, simply do the exact opposite of this video.
𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐒 & 𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐒:
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𝐅𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐌𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄
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Развлечения
“Wow, you look like trash”
-Steezy Kane 2019
@SBoXs thanks BIAAATCHHHHHH
SBoXs Check my recent video
Love you steezy I’ll see you one day 🥰
WOW STEZZY LIKED YOU VID AND PINNED YOU
Part 2
*”I was born a female”*
*Steezy Kane - 2019*
Haste ._. Yk that’s a fact so take them > “” shits off
He’s at University of Texas right now so I’m sure they don’t doubt him. Trans people are rampant there haha
GET OUT
@@disobey7971 I don't get haste comment
@Peanut Butter He just making fun or pointing out the fact he said that but lately I been hearing that we where all born girls that’s crazy to know search it up it’s the truth
“Do you believe in aliens”
Girl: I have a boyfriend
💀
Her boyfriend = 👽
“do you know where the cereal is?”
Girl: I have a boyfriend
same energy
👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽
Yellow apple what???
“i’m gay”
steezy should have said “hey gay i’m steezy” 😂
That would be corny but i would find it funny
@Cooper Robb y so toxic mate?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ok boomer
Ok and .. no one cares
“Are you a beaver?”
- Steezy Kane 2019
Cause -damn- girl 😁😁😁
🔥🔥
Cuz Abraca *damn*
Are you a magician?
"Thats not even good"
“I’ll technically be your girlfriend”
-Steezy Kane 2019
1:22 😂
“Im gay”
“yeah me too”
*takes a minute*
“oh wait that doesn’t work”
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Kageyama a mean boi
I read this as it happened😅
5:01
Girl: "I'm so sorry kevin"
Steezy: "who's Kevin? Is that who you're on the phone with?"
Girl: "no. Isn't that your name"
Steezy: "oh, oh yea that is my name"
I jus can't lmao
obs_gee i saw it right as I read this
My name is kevin lol
kevin tellez wow that’s incredible 👏🏽 👏🏽 no way
@@RepolloMusic_ same
I was literally dying for 30min because it was so funny
girl: i’m gay
steezy: me too
silence:
steezy: oh that doesn’t work
lmao he is so funny
I love when he says that line 🤣
thicc
mathematicians: - - = +
She definitely wasn’t gay lmao
Say that your a lesbian, me too
Steezy: *exists*
Girl: *Please leave me alone!*
It's my homie' whats up Bobby Zamora?
You mean Kevin
“Did she laugh?”
“Yeah”
“Oh, that means she approves”
I’m dead 😂
😂😂
THIS IS NOT FUNNY DONT LIKE IT!!
CALL 911
Steezy - “I’m gay”
“Sorry I have a boyfriend.”
*NOT ANYMORE*
“What if we were two cows in minecraft?”
-Steezy Kane 2019
its a tik tok actually lol
Unless...
-stoopids, 2019
Sfx: im jokingg im jokingggggg
Sorry i have.... .....
Lewis Elvin and Steve gave us
WHEAT
ahaha I’m joking I’m joking unLesS
Steezy: Do you know where the cereal is?
Girl: sorry, I have a boyfriend.
OMG I REMEMBER THAT BAKDKDKSJ 💀🌚
LoL
Real Watcher
That is an og vud
Vid*
Why is no one mentioning “professional heterosexual”
Cus he is
BUT HE A PROFESSIONAL HETEROSEXUAL THO
you’re probably a professional homosexual
Cam Newton heterosexual*
Flower Boy i said homosexual on purpose
“is this a joke?” steezy- “no this is love” 😂
Steezy: “Wanting to make his girlfriend jealous”
Steezy’s Girlfriend:
😂
@Swat Highlights ty :D
GET OUT
@@chi-uk7ss ok
@LIKE BEEGAR POLICE I’m not begging for likes lol
“I’m sorry I’m gay”
“So am I”
“Oh wait that doesn’t work”
😂
Her: is this a joke
Him: no this is love
-Steezy Kane 2019
therealfireface -steezy gay*
Mkayy hahah so funny😐😐😐
“What if, you and me, were two cows in Minecraft. And Steve made us breed haha. I’m joking, I’m joking. Unless😏”
-Steezy Kane 2019
It had me rolling over all the place 😂
“Are u a beaver”
“A beaver”
“Cause damn girl “
“That’s not even good”
“Are u a magician”
“Cause abracadamn girl”
“That’s even worse”
At the beaver joke he said dam coz beavers make dams bruh
@@leriku2270 no way... Thats why he said damnnnn
@@kieranruysink7136 omg no way I didn't realise
@@Nathan-so5hi haha
@@kieranruysink7136 I know that guy GAME OVER is definitely a 6 year old
professional heterosexual
5 seconds later
“im gay”
me too
noice sis imagine thinking thats funny
Me too
he said it, not me 😳
Boys: Asking a question not referring to dating
Girls: “I have a boyfriend”
Keep it at 69 likes
K7mp_K28r no 😭
All Girls already sense that boys are hitting on them! xD
Girl: *is this a joke?*
Steezy: *no this is love*
"Why is the comment section like this now"
-Me 2019
Fusion 360 Fusion 360 fr😂
True
It doesn’t make sense how ppl keeps copying each other
Lmao
Pewdiepie
pewdiepie and the joker meme ( i know is a joke)
Steezy lost his pimples before I could even get a haircut
"I'm gay"
Steezy: can you like un-gay real quick?
LMAO😭✋💀😂
Steezy: How not to pick up girl
Me: But that's actually how steezy talk to girls
I think that was the whole point of the vid lmao
@@anelo_ hmmm good point
@@bradleyy1646 nice of you to point that out
RUclips: *New From Steezy*
Me: Well, guess I’m going to school late
IG: lilrarie it’s Friday...
IG: lilrarie - it’s Friday smh 🤦♂️
IG: lilrarie it’s Friday afternoon what r u on
It's Friday and depending on where you live its 5:30 - 9:30 unless you live in the UK or Japan or something then it would be Saturday..
GamingWith Jordan get tf out of here self promoter dam
“Um sorry I’m gay”
Steezy:” oh I’m gay to”
Too*
@@theneandnly6733 too*
"Um, sorry I'm gay"
Steezy:" Oh I'm gay too".
NsCrxzy YT shut up Blasphy said “too*”
@@calebnolimit Aight
Steezy : do the opposite of what I'm doing
ALSO steezy : *wears clothes*
Omg
@@MyronBS LO
L
“If you wanna be like me, just simply be like me.”
-Steezy Kane 2019
Steezy out of no where: *HI*
No one:
Michael from VSauce: Well hello there!
hey vsauce, michael here
Shrek Wes 😂😂😂
0:40 that squirrel was just chilling in the tree
*"abracadamn girl"*
-Steezy 2019
Nobody:
Steezy: Professional Heterosexual
Wdym "no one"
I'm a prohetero too
thed t it’s a joke my friend and 70 other people seemed to understand
her: i’m so sorry kevin
steezy: who is kevin? is that the you are on the phone with?
her: isn’t that your name?
also steezy: ohhh yeah that is my name
2:49 “You have somebody else’s number in there” 😂😂
“isn’t that your name?”
“oh- oh yeah that is my name”
i’m literally dead 😂😂
“Hi, my name is Steezy Kane” “I broke up with my girlfriend” Hahahahahahaha
“What happens to steezys merch, I swear he had that hat right?”
-Me 2019
My boy steezy doesn’t stop with the bangers
Thanks Steezy for the heart
This vid ended me!!! Lmfao!!! 😂😂😂😭😭 Steezy is the man!! 💪🏾🤙🏾🤛🏾🙌🏾
4:32 Imagine what was going through her mind 😂😂😂
"Has anyone ever told you look like a goldfish"
"No why"
"Cuz you a snack that smiles back"
Thx for the help
✍️snack✍️that✍️smiles✍️back✍️ got it!
Ayo
This is why we love you, Steezy.
My man steezy is the guy who takes in : cringe, akward moments, rejection, and lols 😂
5:36 You should of been like "When I run into something...
It hurts the pole"
That noise too...😁
steezy: did she laugh
girl: yeah
steezy: that means she excepts
Ian H approves*
Approves
Yo u mad funny u just got urself another sub 😂😂😂
Congrats on 2mill bro
“If you wanna be like me, just simply be like me” lol
“Are you a magician”
-Steezy Kane 2019
Anthony Dante abra ca dam girl
Tycoon that’s even worse
2:10 this is my favorite part her face dough🤣😂
I'm sorry I'm gay.
"Oh I am too. Wait that doesnt work."
-Steezy Kane 2019
“Old lady’s are my Fetish “
-Steezy kane 2019
100th like
4:38 that made me fricking laugh like a ghast in Minecraft
Watching your old vids in class rn
My motivation
This is dope bro!!! Doing a catch-up on your videos bro😂😂😂😂2k21
thank you kevin for the great advice
Yo I’m sick almost throwing up and I’m watching this. CHANGED MY WHOLE MOOD GO A POSITIVE LOL
"Is this a joke"
"No. This is LOVE"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My boi Steezy. I've seen ur other vids and I just wanted to say that I'm so sorry about all those times when u got rejected by girls. The right girl is gonna come around to u very very soon. Trust me. I'm single and am a sophomore in high school. Btw, most girlfriends don't come until later in life. When u get the right girlfriend I wish u the best of luck with her. In the meantime keep grindin' out videos for us to watch. Much love and support, NitroBro27 :D
steezy: exists
*everyone: StEeZy 2019*
“No, this is Love.”
2019
steezy is literally my fav RUclipsr
Keep up the great work Steezy, I can't stop laughing. I am prepared to drop everything to see your vids.
See you in 2 weeks
U should say “are you a sea lion because i want to sea you lion in my bed”😂
p0w3r3d_ Ninja he should have said I want my snake to be in you’re garden.
I love how Steezy can make conversations really awkvard like instantly
This is EPIC.I love u bro
Her:I’m sorry I’m gay
Steezy: oh me too
Also steezy:oh that doesn’t work.
😂😂
Fearless: it takes me 2 months to upload
Steezy: I’m gonna end this man career
BrYaN WaS hErE ok
I swear your vids are so steez
Girl: I’m so sorry kevin
Steely:who’s Kevin is that who your on the phone with rn
Girl: isn’t that your name
Steezy:oh ya it is my name
😂
LMAO "Thats the name of my mother!"
"oh really?"
"Yeah.. she died last year though"
*oh*
Nobody:
Steezy: omg you look like trash...... Means I should take you out
Me: I have learned from a master of all pick up lines
Now go forth and multiply
The key is to make a women laugh and you mastered it 😂 good for you steezy lmao
I love Steezy, he reminds me of my son, hair, skin color, handsome kiddos 😊 Steezy makes me laugh because he’s so awkward with his pickup lines and he doesn’t even care how the person feels about it 🤣 Thank you Steezy for making us laugh and putting a smile on our faces 😁💕💕💕
Steezy: *breathes*
Girls: UuM i HaVe A bOyFrIeNd😬
The opposite of this if you really have a bf to let it be known in a non autistic femidocuhe way lol
I’m already dying of laughter 10 seconds in. Lol.
😂😭 ZOEY the mother thing was funny asf
You dope bruhh😂❤
"what if we were like 2 cows in Minecraft and Steve made us breed"
Steezy - 2019
This gets so awkward that it’s embarrassing for even me to watch
lol steezy cane has no problem embarrassing himself, I wish I had his ways😂
Yo that sweatshirt is fire!!!!!
“are you a musician?”
“Cause daaaaaaaammmmnn girl”
"What if me and you were 2 cows in Minecraft and Steve made us breed"
*REAL SMOOTH*
Thanks for all the tips man
These are always so funny!!
Girl: sorry kevin
Steezy: whos kevin.. Is that who u were on the phone with?
Girl: what no i thought ur name was kevin
Steezy: oh yeah that is my name.
"Hi I'm Kevin"
- Steezy Kane 2019
😂
i love this guy , this guy never clickbaits .
I love ur vids man
WE NEED MORE OF THESE
LIKE SO HE CAN SEE
Girl: Is this a joke?
Steezy: No, this is *love*
I love how he’s so chill
😂😂 BRO I SWEAR YOURE HILARIOUSS
Why does the start of this video give me the airline safety briefing video vibe🧐
I clicked this video expecting to cringe like crazy
But instead I laughed like crazy
Great video man!