How 𝐍𝐎𝐓 To Pick Up Girls
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2019
- In this video I demonstrate how NOT to pick up girls. If you wanna become a master at the game, simply do the exact opposite of this video.
𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐒 & 𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐒:
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𝐅𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐌𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄
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“Wow, you look like trash”
-Steezy Kane 2019
@SBoXs thanks BIAAATCHHHHHH
SBoXs Check my recent video
Love you steezy I’ll see you one day 🥰
WOW STEZZY LIKED YOU VID AND PINNED YOU
Part 2
*”I was born a female”*
*Steezy Kane - 2019*
Haste ._. Yk that’s a fact so take them > “” shits off
He’s at University of Texas right now so I’m sure they don’t doubt him. Trans people are rampant there haha
GET OUT
@@disobey7971 I don't get haste comment
@Peanut Butter He just making fun or pointing out the fact he said that but lately I been hearing that we where all born girls that’s crazy to know search it up it’s the truth
“Do you believe in aliens”
Girl: I have a boyfriend
💀
Her boyfriend = 👽
“do you know where the cereal is?”
Girl: I have a boyfriend
same energy
👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽
Yellow apple what???
“i’m gay”
steezy should have said “hey gay i’m steezy” 😂
That would be corny but i would find it funny
@Cooper Robb y so toxic mate?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ok boomer
Ok and .. no one cares
“Are you a beaver?”
- Steezy Kane 2019
Cause -damn- girl 😁😁😁
🔥🔥
Cuz Abraca *damn*
Are you a magician?
"Thats not even good"
“I’ll technically be your girlfriend”
-Steezy Kane 2019
1:22 😂
“Im gay”
“yeah me too”
*takes a minute*
“oh wait that doesn’t work”
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Kageyama a mean boi
I read this as it happened😅
“Did she laugh?”
“Yeah”
“Oh, that means she approves”
I’m dead 😂
😂😂
THIS IS NOT FUNNY DONT LIKE IT!!
CALL 911
girl: i’m gay
steezy: me too
silence:
steezy: oh that doesn’t work
lmao he is so funny
I love when he says that line 🤣
thicc
mathematicians: - - = +
She definitely wasn’t gay lmao
Say that your a lesbian, me too
Steezy: “Wanting to make his girlfriend jealous”
Steezy’s Girlfriend:
😂
@Swat Highlights ty :D
GET OUT
@@chi-uk7ss ok
@LIKE BEEGAR POLICE I’m not begging for likes lol
5:01
Girl: "I'm so sorry kevin"
Steezy: "who's Kevin? Is that who you're on the phone with?"
Girl: "no. Isn't that your name"
Steezy: "oh, oh yea that is my name"
I jus can't lmao
obs_gee i saw it right as I read this
My name is kevin lol
kevin tellez wow that’s incredible 👏🏽 👏🏽 no way
@@RepolloMusic_ same
I was literally dying for 30min because it was so funny
Steezy - “I’m gay”
“Sorry I have a boyfriend.”
*NOT ANYMORE*
Steezy: Do you know where the cereal is?
Girl: sorry, I have a boyfriend.
OMG I REMEMBER THAT BAKDKDKSJ 💀🌚
LoL
Real Watcher
That is an og vud
Vid*
“What if we were two cows in minecraft?”
-Steezy Kane 2019
its a tik tok actually lol
Unless...
-stoopids, 2019
Sfx: im jokingg im jokingggggg
Sorry i have.... .....
Lewis Elvin and Steve gave us
WHEAT
ahaha I’m joking I’m joking unLesS
Why is no one mentioning “professional heterosexual”
Cus he is
BUT HE A PROFESSIONAL HETEROSEXUAL THO
you’re probably a professional homosexual
Cam Newton heterosexual*
Flower Boy i said homosexual on purpose
Her: is this a joke
Him: no this is love
-Steezy Kane 2019
therealfireface -steezy gay*
Mkayy hahah so funny😐😐😐
Steezy: *exists*
Girl: *Please leave me alone!*
It's my homie' whats up Bobby Zamora?
You mean Kevin
“I’m sorry I’m gay”
“So am I”
“Oh wait that doesn’t work”
😂
Boys: Asking a question not referring to dating
Girls: “I have a boyfriend”
Keep it at 69 likes
K7mp_K28r no 😭
All Girls already sense that boys are hitting on them! xD
“is this a joke?” steezy- “no this is love” 😂
“Are u a beaver”
“A beaver”
“Cause damn girl “
“That’s not even good”
“Are u a magician”
“Cause abracadamn girl”
“That’s even worse”
At the beaver joke he said dam coz beavers make dams bruh
@@leriku2270 no way... Thats why he said damnnnn
@@kieranruysink7136 omg no way I didn't realise
@@Nathan-so5hi haha
@@kieranruysink7136 I know that guy GAME OVER is definitely a 6 year old
professional heterosexual
5 seconds later
“im gay”
me too
noice sis imagine thinking thats funny
Me too
he said it, not me 😳
“What if, you and me, were two cows in Minecraft. And Steve made us breed haha. I’m joking, I’m joking. Unless😏”
-Steezy Kane 2019
It had me rolling over all the place 😂
"I'm gay"
Steezy: can you like un-gay real quick?
LMAO😭✋💀😂
"Why is the comment section like this now"
-Me 2019
Fusion 360 Fusion 360 fr😂
True
It doesn’t make sense how ppl keeps copying each other
Lmao
Pewdiepie
pewdiepie and the joker meme ( i know is a joke)
RUclips: *New From Steezy*
Me: Well, guess I’m going to school late
IG: lilrarie it’s Friday...
IG: lilrarie - it’s Friday smh 🤦♂️
IG: lilrarie it’s Friday afternoon what r u on
It's Friday and depending on where you live its 5:30 - 9:30 unless you live in the UK or Japan or something then it would be Saturday..
GamingWith Jordan get tf out of here self promoter dam
Steezy: How not to pick up girl
Me: But that's actually how steezy talk to girls
I think that was the whole point of the vid lmao
@@anelo_ hmmm good point
@@bradleyy1646 nice of you to point that out
Girl: *is this a joke?*
Steezy: *no this is love*
Steezy lost his pimples before I could even get a haircut
“Um sorry I’m gay”
Steezy:” oh I’m gay to”
Too*
@@theneandnly6733 too*
"Um, sorry I'm gay"
Steezy:" Oh I'm gay too".
NsCrxzy YT shut up Blasphy said “too*”
@@calebnolimit Aight
Steezy : do the opposite of what I'm doing
ALSO steezy : *wears clothes*
Omg
@@MyronBS LO
L
Nobody:
Steezy: Professional Heterosexual
Wdym "no one"
I'm a prohetero too
thed t it’s a joke my friend and 70 other people seemed to understand
“If you wanna be like me, just simply be like me.”
-Steezy Kane 2019
*"abracadamn girl"*
-Steezy 2019
0:40 that squirrel was just chilling in the tree
“Hi, my name is Steezy Kane” “I broke up with my girlfriend” Hahahahahahaha
Steezy out of no where: *HI*
No one:
Michael from VSauce: Well hello there!
hey vsauce, michael here
Shrek Wes 😂😂😂
2:49 “You have somebody else’s number in there” 😂😂
“isn’t that your name?”
“oh- oh yeah that is my name”
i’m literally dead 😂😂
her: i’m so sorry kevin
steezy: who is kevin? is that the you are on the phone with?
her: isn’t that your name?
also steezy: ohhh yeah that is my name
"Has anyone ever told you look like a goldfish"
"No why"
"Cuz you a snack that smiles back"
Thx for the help
✍️snack✍️that✍️smiles✍️back✍️ got it!
Ayo
I'm sorry I'm gay.
"Oh I am too. Wait that doesnt work."
-Steezy Kane 2019
I love Steezy, he reminds me of my son, hair, skin color, handsome kiddos 😊 Steezy makes me laugh because he’s so awkward with his pickup lines and he doesn’t even care how the person feels about it 🤣 Thank you Steezy for making us laugh and putting a smile on our faces 😁💕💕💕
“What happens to steezys merch, I swear he had that hat right?”
-Me 2019
steezy: did she laugh
girl: yeah
steezy: that means she excepts
Ian H approves*
Approves
My boi Steezy. I've seen ur other vids and I just wanted to say that I'm so sorry about all those times when u got rejected by girls. The right girl is gonna come around to u very very soon. Trust me. I'm single and am a sophomore in high school. Btw, most girlfriends don't come until later in life. When u get the right girlfriend I wish u the best of luck with her. In the meantime keep grindin' out videos for us to watch. Much love and support, NitroBro27 :D
This vid ended me!!! Lmfao!!! 😂😂😂😭😭 Steezy is the man!! 💪🏾🤙🏾🤛🏾🙌🏾
“Old lady’s are my Fetish “
-Steezy kane 2019
100th like
“If you wanna be like me, just simply be like me” lol
Girl: I’m so sorry kevin
Steely:who’s Kevin is that who your on the phone with rn
Girl: isn’t that your name
Steezy:oh ya it is my name
😂
My boy steezy doesn’t stop with the bangers
Thanks Steezy for the heart
4:32 Imagine what was going through her mind 😂😂😂
“Are you a magician”
-Steezy Kane 2019
Anthony Dante abra ca dam girl
Tycoon that’s even worse
Girl: sorry kevin
Steezy: whos kevin.. Is that who u were on the phone with?
Girl: what no i thought ur name was kevin
Steezy: oh yeah that is my name.
My man steezy is the guy who takes in : cringe, akward moments, rejection, and lols 😂
thank you kevin for the great advice
5:36 You should of been like "When I run into something...
It hurts the pole"
That noise too...😁
The key is to make a women laugh and you mastered it 😂 good for you steezy lmao
"What if me and you were 2 cows in Minecraft and Steve made us breed"
*REAL SMOOTH*
Yo I’m sick almost throwing up and I’m watching this. CHANGED MY WHOLE MOOD GO A POSITIVE LOL
This is why we love you, Steezy.
“No, this is Love.”
2019
Keep up the great work Steezy, I can't stop laughing. I am prepared to drop everything to see your vids.
See you in 2 weeks
steezy: exists
*everyone: StEeZy 2019*
"what if we were like 2 cows in Minecraft and Steve made us breed"
Steezy - 2019
"Is this a joke"
"No. This is LOVE"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:38 that made me fricking laugh like a ghast in Minecraft
Her:I’m sorry I’m gay
Steezy: oh me too
Also steezy:oh that doesn’t work.
😂😂
2:10 this is my favorite part her face dough🤣😂
You’re the best one cuz yo make me laugh in my pain and I’m gonna still watching all your videos
LMAO "Thats the name of my mother!"
"oh really?"
"Yeah.. she died last year though"
*oh*
This gets so awkward that it’s embarrassing for even me to watch
Yo u mad funny u just got urself another sub 😂😂😂
This is dope bro!!! Doing a catch-up on your videos bro😂😂😂😂2k21
U should say “are you a sea lion because i want to sea you lion in my bed”😂
p0w3r3d_ Ninja he should have said I want my snake to be in you’re garden.
Fearless: it takes me 2 months to upload
Steezy: I’m gonna end this man career
BrYaN WaS hErE ok
Steezy: *breathes*
Girls: UuM i HaVe A bOyFrIeNd😬
The opposite of this if you really have a bf to let it be known in a non autistic femidocuhe way lol
lol steezy cane has no problem embarrassing himself, I wish I had his ways😂
Steezy: **heart beats**
Everyone: *-Steezy Kane 2019*
Underrated
“are you a musician?”
“Cause daaaaaaaammmmnn girl”
Watching your old vids in class rn
My motivation
I love how Steezy can make conversations really awkvard like instantly
Nobody:
Steezy: omg you look like trash...... Means I should take you out
Me: I have learned from a master of all pick up lines
Now go forth and multiply
How to NOT pick up girls
Drops the girl and leaves
steezy is literally my fav RUclipsr
This is EPIC.I love u bro
Your success has inspired me to try to make a name for myself on this platform❤️love your content bro
Why does the start of this video give me the airline safety briefing video vibe🧐
Congrats on 2mill bro
Thanks for all the tips man
"Im jokin Im jokin... Unless😏"
I’m so glad I had the idea to look this up this is truly hilarious
U should make another video.
I love ur videos they are really funny whoever does not has never learned what funny is
Don’t lie who’s watching while reading comments?😂😃✊🏽
When do you not 😂
"So that the other person wont feel left out"
The words of a kind cheating man.
Steezy - 2019
These are always so funny!!
I swear your vids are so steez
I clicked this video expecting to cringe like crazy
But instead I laughed like crazy
Great video man!
I’m already dying of laughter 10 seconds in. Lol.
You dope bruhh😂❤