I cried my second day in jail. I was going through insane withdrawals and looking at 20 years. Everything worked out tho, did 2 years in a prison treatment program, got clean, learned to cut hair, got out, got my kids back, raising em in my barbershop, and my 10 year old is alrdy busting out some clean fades. Sometimes ya just gotta cry man.
Forget about having a crappy job, or not having money or being stuck in a crummy marriage. The bottom line is if you can stay out of the hospital, stay out of the court system and stay out of prison you're 90% on the way to a good life.
Yeah the court system really sucks. They have you miss a day of work every month for you to sit in court all day knowing they are going to continue it.. went on for 2 years.. so glad that's over with. I damn sure learned my lesson tho😂
@@alaskansummertime Absolutely. Remember that it's very true that the simple pleasures really are the best. As Marcus Aurelius said, very little is needed to make a happy life. And if you're in Alaska in the summer that's a home run!
It's fucking awful. Low security in county is the worst, people are more comfortable being disrespectful because everyone is close to going home and not trying to get caught up on new charges for fighting.
You have no idea how miserable it is, it's like they turn up to 100 decibels once the lights go down at night. After 18 months in jail, I couldn't wait to get to prison. Where it was only slightly better, still miserable. It's the people that make doing time hard.
It's pretty wild they can get smart phones inside and actually not get them confiscated.. posting all that is really incriminating I'm sure jail investigators know what's up..I thought most places had cell phone jammers and that type of equipment to prevent them from calling txting using internet but I guess not having all that access seems like a major security risk..
My mom thought there were ninjas on our roof stealing our satellite dish. That meth kept her awake for 2 weeks. It was a rough childhood but it’s funny to laugh about now lol.
Seeing these clips makes me grateful af that I keep my ass out of jail and prison these days. It's a shitty feeling being in a nasty place surrounded by shady fuckers and assholes. Especially when there ain't nothing you can do but just deal with it.
Having a short stay in the psych prison was amazing. Best food around, they give you points for showering, doing your laundry, taking your meds, and you use the point for commissary, and it's a lot of commissary
I know a guy who's gonna be crying because he's gonna get jail time, and he's scared shitless of being locked up. Homeboy never showers, and likes to snitch on people. He's worse than a typical snitch because he lies when snitching to get people in trouble.
That or schizophrenia. Both have essentially the same symptoms. Detoxing and sleep or antipsychotics will fix it respectively, but he could also be malingering so he can get found incompetent to stand trial or go to a psych ward instead.
As a female (7 years recovered from that lifestyle) ive been jailed in county quite a bit but also as a female "excon" (literally just 3 month bits for petty theft , public intoxication, amd breaches) was also placed in the county forensic ward because i was suicidal...i can tell you that I'd much rather be there (i had an entire day room to myself and was right across from the mens unit...both day rooms wide open and on commissary days I'd get a ton of gifts at my door. They even let me go play (well watch lol) basketball with these guys. lol but county forensic up here in canada is a joke. There's an indigenous dude named andre denny in there and had murdered a gay man. They gave him weekends out and he murdered again and is still locked up in the county forensic ward. Not a single consequence.
lol absolutely not true impossible murder 1 has mandatory life 25. Murder 2 is mandatory life sentence with parole at 25 years or before . Murder 3 is 7-25 years at judges discretion
He is obviously mentally ill. That doesn't count as a grown man crying. He is only right about one thing, he does need his medication. I'm not advocating drug use, but i've worked at an institution with lots of these people and I know a crazy when I see a crazy, and they go crazy when they don't have their pills
My mom did 8yrs in the state pen and she was never the same after that. I think 90% of the people I know would crack just being questioned by cops, not even being sentenced. They just don't know it because they never been forced into a lifestyle that brought that on.
Man those old Willow Security Cell blocks bring back old memories of my stints in the old Roane County Jail in Kingston, TN. That is one of my favorite jails I have pulled time in. I’ve been in a lot of jails in my time.
Those ecigs in the co’s hands. Kentucky was the first state to allow electric cigs. And I was in the joint in ky and leveled down to a class d facility and let me tell you they be wilding in there. It’s literally like summer camp times ten.
The same way the schools are dumming down our kids they want them on the same page or telecommunication as the inmate.they pretend not to know all those phones are in there. It also keeps them out of the guards hair.
I was in county with a homeless kid that was going through extreme alcohol withdrawals. He was seeing snakes in the corners and door frames. The guy in the green towel seeing stuff reminded me of it for the first time in years. I heard that kid ended up having a seizure and died. RIP.
This young kid up the street from me just got served 20 years. That was the plea deal. I guess if he tried to fight and lost they were trying to give him 40. I felt bad for the kid because he lives with his grandmother and other family and they all encourage his bad behavior. I tried talking sone sense into him but he just didnt get it. He's been arrested a bunch and they always gave him a slap on the wrist. I tried to tell him eventually they would throw the book at him. He just turned 17.
"Well that settles it, he said he didn't threaten nobody, so I guess we have to let him go". He thinks there is a magic combination of words that will get him out.
Damn, I went to jail as a minor, was remanded as an adult and I didn't cry. Not in court, not in the jail. I turned 18 in adult lockup. It was actually one of my better b-days. Everyone knew about me, and the jailer came in with a box, the other inmates, the men, made me cards with beautiful artwork and poetry, they bought all the candy from the vending machines...it was hella nice.
Well, it must be almost the same for you. Standing on the streets waiting for a car to pull over or being in jail. You can get the same things out of those two things, only the location is different. Also, don’t expect people to appreciate your 0.01% inmate experience
Stop the capin! You aint even fine! If thats what you are geting at! "THE MEN" made me cards! 😂 well to them you lookin like a porterhouse steak in lock up so maybe! But u funny ah flexing your 18th birthday in lock up! And it was one of your best ones!? Jeez the streets must be hell where you're from!I'd rather go to McDonald's and get a double quarter pounder with cheese and sit solo!
Im theguy behind the dude crying this has made my week to see this on utube especially on lockdown 23 and 1 I watch you all the time big fan that was the property room in a guy that's filming it is the jailer in some and Co in the other videos im just excited about being on lockdown 23 and 1 im just glad I'm not on crimes of the week
I had to spend a few weeks in crazy pad before for something traumatizing that happened to me. i can confirm that some of the problems youll see in jail are whole factor worse in the pad. half the people in there stink to high heaven because they are too depressed to care. people screaming constantly so good luck on sleep. maybe youll get lucky and they shut up for a few hours. and if even if you do get to sleep be prepared for every 30min to and hour having a bright ass flash light shined in your face. you go crazy from lack of sleep if your not already crazy
Nothing but love death your content your videos do nothing but get better I mean the way you give us visuals and then you break down the scenario with information and jokes and just also cuz you've lived it like a lot of us I mean I really do enjoy watching your videos bro I watch everyone for about the last 2 years besides when I was incarcerated but then when I would get released when I get to my phone and binge catch up watch what I missed so again brother nothing but love for the lockdown 23 & 1 RUclips channel
They are not. I’ve been. State run psych wards are so much worse than jail. I would choose jail over that waking nightmare with no hesitation. The staff at the psych ward are some of the most evil sadists I’ve had the displeasure of meeting. Other patients can be dangerous af too. Patients die in suspicious circumstances allll the time. I still have occasional night terrors and sleepwalking episodes from spending 11 little months in one over 20 years ago. I was an adolescent on a mixed sex ward. No idea what genius thought that was a bright idea. Sexual assault was a regular occurrence, between patients and staff too. I never had to fight anyone in jail. The state ward though? That shit turned me into a violent little brat, quickly too. You had to fight thought. No choice. Staff would lock you in a “quiet room” with the other patient that was beefing with you and you weren’t coming out until one or you was on the ground. I remember one chick that didn’t speak a word of English, I think she was Chinese? She would just jump on you and attack for absolutely no reason. I felt bad about fighting her though…still remember it all these years later. She was really, really genuinely crazy. Had that 10,000 yard stare and was clearly traumatized. I always wondered what her story was, how some schizophrenic Chinese girl ended up in that hell hole in Virginia… Anyhoo- short story long- when forced to choose always pick jail. 💀
Hey brother I was just going to run a story by you cause when you showed buddy dropping down out of the vent in reminds me of this one time I was at a county camp and I was on the dump truck crew driving a tandem and we were hauling asphalt to the county jail because they were redoing one of the parking lots and it was lunch time so we had already unloaded and we were in the side parking lot and there was a few jail inmates out there cutting the grass and weed eating and we got to talking with one of them and at one point we were talking about charges and what he was locked up for and he told us that he had gotten busted for a couple lbs of some trees and a little coke and meth. So sometime in the conversation he says that all of the stuff that he got busted with was in this trailer that was out back behind the jail and that was where they kept the evidence until you go to court and then they have a incinerator that they would use to burn and destroy the evidence when they were through with your case. So me and a couple of other guys that were on the dump truck crew got a crazy idea and we went over to where it was and just so you know the trailer was on the inside of the fence of course and we pulled the bottom of the fence out and slid up under it and made our way over behind the trailer and it was on center blocks and we got a hammer that was over off one of the free world trucks that was out there with us and it belongs to a county worker that was in charge of the pavement crew and we used it to break through the floor of the trailer and sure enough there was the 2 lbs of trees that the guy said he got caught with and there were a few more bags of trees in different sizes and there was a few of them with meth in them and the one with coke that buddy said he had and we also found some Crack and mushrooms to. We got everything from inside there and we took it back to our place and we had to sneak a little bit of it in every day and we were smoking good for a minute in there and I remember selling the coke and Crack to some junkies and they were smoking that shit in the bathroom and they were geeking really bad and looking around the doorway to see what was going on with the police and shit to make sure they didn't get caught and I remember telling them that they looked stupid as hell cause there was about 7 or 8 of them in the bathroom that only had 3 toilets in it and I said you look more suspicious because there were so many of them in there at one time but you know wasn't none of them going to take their eyes off the dope cause they were worried that someone was going to steal some of it while they were not looking. I just had to tell you about that because you know what the inmates are capable of doing when they get a chance to. Have a good day brother and keep'em coming.
I’m a first time viewer here. I must say you are very well spoken! I love listening to you talk! And I’m sure you have heard this many times before but you are a very handsome. Keep up the good work!
I cried in the joint on my first week in the joint I was doing my time in because the chaplain wanted to see me and anyone who been locked up knows exactly what that means and I assure you it is not someone you want to call you out of your cell.
❤Public Smiles , Private Tears was a 1940's romance novel. It was made available to inmates at my County Jail. Perfectly titled. For one put towels in his mouth; to silence the screams for himself at night😢 inside the pod.
As someone who has been court committed for a year in the state mental hospital. I had a blast! Man I was slinging instant coffee a dollar a scoop. I made close to 8k just selling coffee. The other patients would just eat it. Then run around screaming AFFLACK! No shit true story!
I only cried bc i didn't know if i was going to be in for years or months. Also the mother of my child was about 7 months pregnant. Luckily i got out in a month god is good
You seen that interrogation of that CO who got caught topping off an inmate and got prison time for it? You gotta give your thoughts on that video man that shit is toooo funny 😅
lol thats funny. i personally know someone in tennessee prison..been in prison since 2007...for 2nd degree murder..he was sentenced to 35 years..he would always send me his music while in prison and wanted me to post it on myspace and make him famous while he is in prison...i told him i know you been locked up a long time but no one uses myspace anymore lol
And “WE WERE MADE THIS WAY” LMFAO don’t worry my guy I’m calling Garth Brooks and Blake Shelton right now. You got yourself a record deal coming real soon 💯💪🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The only time I cried in jail is when my dad came and told me he was diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer at visit. Nobody gave me shit for crying about that.
The closest thing to prison I've ever been to was a jail called rikers island ... 16 months on c74 the adolescent unit then later on another 8 months in the sprungs , same jail .. Glad this dudes content is doing well , keep up the good work
I cried my second day in jail. I was going through insane withdrawals and looking at 20 years. Everything worked out tho, did 2 years in a prison treatment program, got clean, learned to cut hair, got out, got my kids back, raising em in my barbershop, and my 10 year old is alrdy busting out some clean fades. Sometimes ya just gotta cry man.
Nice comeback bro…. Respect
Actually a good comeback
That's awesome bro. All the best going forward.. stay out of trouble..
Awesome mate
Hell yeah
Forget about having a crappy job, or not having money or being stuck in a crummy marriage. The bottom line is if you can stay out of the hospital, stay out of the court system and stay out of prison you're 90% on the way to a good life.
facts
Yeah the court system really sucks. They have you miss a day of work every month for you to sit in court all day knowing they are going to continue it.. went on for 2 years.. so glad that's over with. I damn sure learned my lesson tho😂
@@alaskansummertime Absolutely. Remember that it's very true that the simple pleasures really are the best. As Marcus Aurelius said, very little is needed to make a happy life. And if you're in Alaska in the summer that's a home run!
Stay away from government period
@@StevenStone-si3vtstay off the roads then.
One of the hardest parts of being locked up would have to be being forced listening to the most awful freestyle rap and stupid songs people wrote.
It's fucking awful. Low security in county is the worst, people are more comfortable being disrespectful because everyone is close to going home and not trying to get caught up on new charges for fighting.
And sharing porn magazines sad cunts
The snoring at night would do me in. Unless they let people sleep during the day, I’d eventually die due to sleep deprivation.
@@GeneralSirDouglasMcAyes you can sleep during the day genius
You have no idea how miserable it is, it's like they turn up to 100 decibels once the lights go down at night. After 18 months in jail, I couldn't wait to get to prison. Where it was only slightly better, still miserable. It's the people that make doing time hard.
It's crazy to me that in recent times we have inmates recording things in jails and posting it on social media 😂
It's pretty wild they can get smart phones inside and actually not get them confiscated.. posting all that is really incriminating I'm sure jail investigators know what's up..I thought most places had cell phone jammers and that type of equipment to prevent them from calling txting using internet but I guess not having all that access seems like a major security risk..
Before social media we’d take the phone home and show our street buddy’s
I know man! I approve, seeing the real shit that goes down.
For real though. I don’t even understand why they would let them have them!? Why even have Jail phones if there gonna let people do this.
For real though
"Riding the gator" is the funniest shit I have ever heard you say! 🤣
My mom thought there were ninjas on our roof stealing our satellite dish. That meth kept her awake for 2 weeks. It was a rough childhood but it’s funny to laugh about now lol.
I stayed up for 22 days once, it got wild.
Seeing these clips makes me grateful af that I keep my ass out of jail and prison these days. It's a shitty feeling being in a nasty place surrounded by shady fuckers and assholes. Especially when there ain't nothing you can do but just deal with it.
Then you get locked up w/ someone who really is crazy & hates you.
Be a prisoner of God and you won't have to stress about it
@@SalvadorSanchez-hq9hn oh I don't stress about it at all. I just don't go around breaking the law all the time like I used to.
Worst part about cleaning your cell is GETTING MOVED within a minute 😂😂😂
Having a short stay in the psych prison was amazing. Best food around, they give you points for showering, doing your laundry, taking your meds, and you use the point for commissary, and it's a lot of commissary
Psych prison is cool and fun. Especially if you get the right meds and stay wrecked all the time. Right On.
*😂...I'm SOLD!!✋😯...🥴😂*
I'd be crying to go home too, I was just in jail for 9 days. Those clips were hilarious 😂😂😂😂
I know a guy who's gonna be crying because he's gonna get jail time, and he's scared shitless of being locked up. Homeboy never showers, and likes to snitch on people. He's worse than a typical snitch because he lies when snitching to get people in trouble.
Sounds like he'll fit in prison perfectly you don't know in prison everyone is snitching
He'd best leave the country
@@mlb7583I was blown away when I went to prison and saw just how many people will blatantly go tell on someone for everything 😂😂
Jail or Prison? And he must be doing more than 4 months.
That inmate that was seeing things must have been coming off of some sort of drug binge and hadn't slept in quite a few days
That or schizophrenia. Both have essentially the same symptoms. Detoxing and sleep or antipsychotics will fix it respectively, but he could also be malingering so he can get found incompetent to stand trial or go to a psych ward instead.
As a female (7 years recovered from that lifestyle) ive been jailed in county quite a bit but also as a female "excon" (literally just 3 month bits for petty theft , public intoxication, amd breaches) was also placed in the county forensic ward because i was suicidal...i can tell you that I'd much rather be there (i had an entire day room to myself and was right across from the mens unit...both day rooms wide open and on commissary days I'd get a ton of gifts at my door. They even let me go play (well watch lol) basketball with these guys. lol but county forensic up here in canada is a joke. There's an indigenous dude named andre denny in there and had murdered a gay man. They gave him weekends out and he murdered again and is still locked up in the county forensic ward. Not a single consequence.
Story up walt
Damn you can get weekends out after a murder ?
@@1stfloorguy59in Canada... apparently
@@nicobalic516 pardon moi eh?
lol absolutely not true impossible murder 1 has mandatory life 25. Murder 2 is mandatory life sentence with parole at 25 years or before . Murder 3 is 7-25 years at judges discretion
This is the weirdest video of inside jail I've ever seen, is this even real? 😂
i said the same thing man
There is NO CRYING in jail or prison
That just let's the vultures n the bullies know you're open to extortion or worse
He is obviously mentally ill. That doesn't count as a grown man crying. He is only right about one thing, he does need his medication. I'm not advocating drug use, but i've worked at an institution with lots of these people and I know a crazy when I see a crazy, and they go crazy when they don't have their pills
Dude thought he was about to be doing the cinnamon thorozine shuffle 😂
That third days always the hardest 😂
Thats when everybody's got to shit and cant hold it no more hahaha😂😂
Its the worse when you quit d r u g s too. Always the third day is the worse!
@@elishh8173that's a fact jack. Been there , never again.
That's when the withdrawal and possible prison time hit. I cried, but by myself. Can't have people seeing that.
Especially when you haven't taken your psyche meds and withdrawing like a mfer
Idk how those guys weren’t dying laughing at that guys song 😂😂😂 pure gold
Lol😂😂😂 I'm sure they use him for entertainment
your face at 1:25! quality react content bro! One of the best mass react farm youtubers on the market!
Yo that BurgerPlanet! Lol
them doors closing at around 1:30 gave me chills brotha
Never cry in jail them wolves be all over ya, Stay Free
Never show any weakness.
My mom did 8yrs in the state pen and she was never the same after that. I think 90% of the people I know would crack just being questioned by cops, not even being sentenced. They just don't know it because they never been forced into a lifestyle that brought that on.
@@alaskansummertimeBeat they ass
Never forced, always a choice.
Dude I recently discovered your channel on my holiday week off, and thisbis too tier. I've watched all your vids. Awesome stuff man.
Have a great day my friends!
Thanks man!
Man...
They'd put me off my meds and I'd be saying crazy things too...
Might even take a razor to myself.
Glad you're still here
Boiling in grease has me dead lmaoooo shit made my stomach hiccup
I cried my first night in jail. Facing 20 years is kind scary tbh
I've done three state bids between two states and I had a cell and knew plenty of people who had them. Specially in ten a key prisons.
How is Grizzy doing? Did he ever get out of prison? I used to watch you a few years back and y’all’s videos were my favorite
Man those old Willow Security Cell blocks bring back old memories of my stints in the old Roane County Jail in Kingston, TN. That is one of my favorite jails I have pulled time in. I’ve been in a lot of jails in my time.
Those ecigs in the co’s hands. Kentucky was the first state to allow electric cigs. And I was in the joint in ky and leveled down to a class d facility and let me tell you they be wilding in there. It’s literally like summer camp times ten.
Dang it death, hadn’t watched your channel in a few years no specific reason here I am binge watching thumbs up
Other people will feel sorry for him and share their commissary with him and give him hugs and gentle massages.
Love this channel! I died laughing when he started acting like a loon lmao... 'yeah yeah right there right there' (girl on the ceiling)😂
Since when do they allow cameras in jails? I thought that was a big do not do.😂
The same way the schools are dumming down our kids they want them on the same page or telecommunication as the inmate.they pretend not to know all those phones are in there. It also keeps them out of the guards hair.
"Kentucky yall claim this?"😂😂😂
Death has the best jailhouse content. He keeps it 100, doesnt glorify it and act like every minute of every day is gladiator school.
Yes! It's quite refreshing! 💯
I was in county with a homeless kid that was going through extreme alcohol withdrawals. He was seeing snakes in the corners and door frames. The guy in the green towel seeing stuff reminded me of it for the first time in years. I heard that kid ended up having a seizure and died. RIP.
That dude who stays cleaning his cell probably lives in filth on the streets
Or he don't wanna live in filth in a cage for years at a time. What else he gonna do anyeay
Nesting bro. It helps pass the time.
Word I thought that was jumpsuit Pablo 😂crying to go home to his mother. 😂
This young kid up the street from me just got served 20 years. That was the plea deal. I guess if he tried to fight and lost they were trying to give him 40. I felt bad for the kid because he lives with his grandmother and other family and they all encourage his bad behavior. I tried talking sone sense into him but he just didnt get it. He's been arrested a bunch and they always gave him a slap on the wrist. I tried to tell him eventually they would throw the book at him. He just turned 17.
"Well that settles it, he said he didn't threaten nobody, so I guess we have to let him go".
He thinks there is a magic combination of words that will get him out.
I've seen that before a guy cried all night saying I want my Mommy they put him in a cell with a guy that's supposed to go home and it was crazy.
I seen people cry all the time in jail, especially when they're calling home.
Damn, I went to jail as a minor, was remanded as an adult and I didn't cry. Not in court, not in the jail. I turned 18 in adult lockup. It was actually one of my better b-days. Everyone knew about me, and the jailer came in with a box, the other inmates, the men, made me cards with beautiful artwork and poetry, they bought all the candy from the vending machines...it was hella nice.
not everyone is a pretty white girl lol, I hope you don't think thats the typical experience for most people in jail
Well, it must be almost the same for you. Standing on the streets waiting for a car to pull over or being in jail. You can get the same things out of those two things, only the location is different. Also, don’t expect people to appreciate your 0.01% inmate experience
Stop the capin! You aint even fine! If thats what you are geting at! "THE MEN" made me cards! 😂 well to them you lookin like a porterhouse steak in lock up so maybe! But u funny ah flexing your 18th birthday in lock up! And it was one of your best ones!? Jeez the streets must be hell where you're from!I'd rather go to McDonald's and get a double quarter pounder with cheese and sit solo!
What did they want in return.
Im theguy behind the dude crying this has made my week to see this on utube especially on lockdown 23 and 1 I watch you all the time big fan that was the property room in a guy that's filming it is the jailer in some and Co in the other videos im just excited about being on lockdown 23 and 1 im just glad I'm not on crimes of the week
I work for the company that manufactures those prison Combys (sink / toilet combination)
nice 😆
Goddamn it Bobby
Bro your insight is lovely. Keep it up.
I would probably be crying in 30 seconds.
I had to spend a few weeks in crazy pad before for something traumatizing that happened to me. i can confirm that some of the problems youll see in jail are whole factor worse in the pad. half the people in there stink to high heaven because they are too depressed to care. people screaming constantly so good luck on sleep. maybe youll get lucky and they shut up for a few hours. and if even if you do get to sleep be prepared for every 30min to and hour having a bright ass flash light shined in your face. you go crazy from lack of sleep if your not already crazy
Man you never ever cry in jail. I made the mistake of crying when my mother came to visit me. Luckily though I got along with everyone.
That 1st video DEFFLY da psych unit 😂😂😂 erry1 comin out looked psych
Nothing but love death your content your videos do nothing but get better I mean the way you give us visuals and then you break down the scenario with information and jokes and just also cuz you've lived it like a lot of us I mean I really do enjoy watching your videos bro I watch everyone for about the last 2 years besides when I was incarcerated but then when I would get released when I get to my phone and binge catch up watch what I missed so again brother nothing but love for the lockdown 23 & 1 RUclips channel
stay free bro thank you for the support
Love your videos and commentary some is sad and some makes me laugh out loud. Thanks for sharing.
Psychological wards might be more cozy, but the downsides are it goes on your permanent record and they can keep you indefinitely!
They are not. I’ve been. State run psych wards are so much worse than jail. I would choose jail over that waking nightmare with no hesitation. The staff at the psych ward are some of the most evil sadists I’ve had the displeasure of meeting. Other patients can be dangerous af too. Patients die in suspicious circumstances allll the time. I still have occasional night terrors and sleepwalking episodes from spending 11 little months in one over 20 years ago. I was an adolescent on a mixed sex ward. No idea what genius thought that was a bright idea. Sexual assault was a regular occurrence, between patients and staff too. I never had to fight anyone in jail. The state ward though? That shit turned me into a violent little brat, quickly too. You had to fight thought. No choice. Staff would lock you in a “quiet room” with the other patient that was beefing with you and you weren’t coming out until one or you was on the ground. I remember one chick that didn’t speak a word of English, I think she was Chinese? She would just jump on you and attack for absolutely no reason. I felt bad about fighting her though…still remember it all these years later. She was really, really genuinely crazy. Had that 10,000 yard stare and was clearly traumatized. I always wondered what her story was, how some schizophrenic Chinese girl ended up in that hell hole in Virginia…
Anyhoo- short story long- when forced to choose always pick jail. 💀
@@h0rriphicI dated a girl who was pretty crazy your story and hers are the same. Give me jail all day.
Us watching you watching these video clips are hilarious. Keep it up.
Dude is singing "baby got her blues jeans on" by Mel McDaniel. its a good song. He needs another charge for what he did to that song😂
This is definitely the best plumber in the holler
Hey brother I was just going to run a story by you cause when you showed buddy dropping down out of the vent in reminds me of this one time I was at a county camp and I was on the dump truck crew driving a tandem and we were hauling asphalt to the county jail because they were redoing one of the parking lots and it was lunch time so we had already unloaded and we were in the side parking lot and there was a few jail inmates out there cutting the grass and weed eating and we got to talking with one of them and at one point we were talking about charges and what he was locked up for and he told us that he had gotten busted for a couple lbs of some trees and a little coke and meth. So sometime in the conversation he says that all of the stuff that he got busted with was in this trailer that was out back behind the jail and that was where they kept the evidence until you go to court and then they have a incinerator that they would use to burn and destroy the evidence when they were through with your case. So me and a couple of other guys that were on the dump truck crew got a crazy idea and we went over to where it was and just so you know the trailer was on the inside of the fence of course and we pulled the bottom of the fence out and slid up under it and made our way over behind the trailer and it was on center blocks and we got a hammer that was over off one of the free world trucks that was out there with us and it belongs to a county worker that was in charge of the pavement crew and we used it to break through the floor of the trailer and sure enough there was the 2 lbs of trees that the guy said he got caught with and there were a few more bags of trees in different sizes and there was a few of them with meth in them and the one with coke that buddy said he had and we also found some Crack and mushrooms to. We got everything from inside there and we took it back to our place and we had to sneak a little bit of it in every day and we were smoking good for a minute in there and I remember selling the coke and Crack to some junkies and they were smoking that shit in the bathroom and they were geeking really bad and looking around the doorway to see what was going on with the police and shit to make sure they didn't get caught and I remember telling them that they looked stupid as hell cause there was about 7 or 8 of them in the bathroom that only had 3 toilets in it and I said you look more suspicious because there were so many of them in there at one time but you know wasn't none of them going to take their eyes off the dope cause they were worried that someone was going to steal some of it while they were not looking. I just had to tell you about that because you know what the inmates are capable of doing when they get a chance to. Have a good day brother and keep'em coming.
I like the dude snoring and raw dogging that mattress. No sheets 😂😂😂
Did 14 months in jail in Kentucky. This takes me back lol
I’m a first time viewer here. I must say you are very well spoken! I love listening to you talk! And I’m sure you have heard this many times before but you are a very handsome. Keep up the good work!
I cried in the joint on my first week in the joint I was doing my time in because the chaplain wanted to see me and anyone who been locked up knows exactly what that means and I assure you it is not someone you want to call you out of your cell.
Death.. my boy.. boiling in grease is literally what frying is.
That chicken is just fine 😂😂🎉🎉
I'd defo cry if I were in jail/prison 😂
Understandable. I haven't experienced anywhere else, as depressing and draining, as jail is.
@@rjmawhinney6482 I bet! And I'm in the UK, where our Prisons are not as scary as yours over in the US
❤Public Smiles , Private Tears was a 1940's romance novel. It was made available to inmates at my County Jail. Perfectly titled. For one put towels in his mouth; to silence the screams for himself at night😢 inside the pod.
Most county jails in Kentucky have e-cigs. They’re nicotine vapes that last about a day. We save the batteries inside for lighters and tattooing.
I like the thunbnail! Dude in the background, looks like hes wearing a shiner! 😂 also, them sticks are DNA swabs !!
As someone who has been court committed for a year in the state mental hospital. I had a blast! Man I was slinging instant coffee a dollar a scoop. I made close to 8k just selling coffee. The other patients would just eat it. Then run around screaming AFFLACK! No shit true story!
Thanks for the laugh brother . That half crescent moon 😅 nice selection of videos too
I only cried bc i didn't know if i was going to be in for years or months. Also the mother of my child was about 7 months pregnant. Luckily i got out in a month god is good
That’s wild! I’m so grateful for life man.
You seen that interrogation of that CO who got caught topping off an inmate and got prison time for it? You gotta give your thoughts on that video man that shit is toooo funny 😅
Good Morning Josh! Hahahaha! This is just what I needed.🤣
Grateful for my health and freedom, without them I don't have shit.
6:59 even the CO was laughing at the dude hitting blinkers 😅
Not everyone is built for that environment. I might not have made it myself had it not been for my training in the military.
@ 7:49 dude in the background lookin for a vein to blow out once he home 😂
preeeLAAAAPSE!!!
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Man I feel for homie seeing shit. I just can't imagine bro
What's good JOSH!!! been awhile but I'm back watching your channel baby!! Lockdown 23 and JUAN!!!
The whole turtle suit
i appreciate that your chanel is diff than other peeps
Everyone in jail is working on 4 jobs-
1. Being a rapper
2. Being a writer
3. Being the biggest gangster alive
4. Being an artist (drawings/tattoo)
lol thats funny. i personally know someone in tennessee prison..been in prison since 2007...for 2nd degree murder..he was sentenced to 35 years..he would always send me his music while in prison and wanted me to post it on myspace and make him famous while he is in prison...i told him i know you been locked up a long time but no one uses myspace anymore lol
Welcome back to another episode of Lockdown 23 & Juan!
And “WE WERE MADE THIS WAY” LMFAO don’t worry my guy I’m calling Garth Brooks and Blake Shelton right now. You got yourself a record deal coming real soon 💯💪🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
dudes in the back of the singer like "that's right, brother". they're thinking American Idol is coming running 🤣
Not the cinnamon challenge 😂
11:39 Dannng. that's an optical illusion. Looks like he puts his foot in the hot oil 🤣
*That guy cleaning the cell...that's def what you call state struck*
I mean what else he gonna do
Ed Sheeran tripping 😂😂
Surely That singing should be a violation 😂😂😂😂
At 6:00. The "yeah yeah yeah" thing holy shit i laughed so fucking hard 😅😅
Dude with the camera is carrying around his snack 😂😂❤
Bro thats the damn police recording him making a fool out of this boy. 😂😂😂
Which one?😂😂
Thanks for helping keep me on the straight and narrow
The only time I cried in jail is when my dad came and told me he was diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer at visit. Nobody gave me shit for crying about that.
Oh boy
Needs to go lay it down…. Crying like that after only 3 days. 😂😂😂
The closest thing to prison I've ever been to was a jail called rikers island ... 16 months on c74 the adolescent unit then later on another 8 months in the sprungs , same jail .. Glad this dudes content is doing well , keep up the good work
Those were the sleep needles!! The good sh*t!!😂🙈🙉🙊🤫