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- Published on Apr 17, 2026
- This is the fairest court room of all time.
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A lawyer so incompetent he turned the entirety of Twitchville into a barren, lifeless apocalyptic wasteland. Godspeed. It takes talent to be that terrible.
Twitch chat couldn't cooperate with each other if they were given different teams and KNEW it was all a ploy to start infighting. They deserved it. I'm glad this judge realized all the issues.
not true! taylor swift is still there
He also shot the judgebot.
I blame his clients, lol.
Once again Doug forgets what "Case Dismissed" means and beats up people that the judge let off free
So what does it mean?
@fighterfrex7979 Dismissed = case ends without judgment on the merits.
R/wehatedougdoug will be hearing about this ):
I was wondering didn't this happen before.
@scramblz5053 i know, doug paying off a judge to dismiss all his cases. Inexcusable!
Doug confusing "Case Dismissed" and "Court Adjourned" is such a Douglas Douglas thing to do
They don't even say court adjourned until the last case is done. Which would've ended the stream.
@dcastgaming6506"He dismissed the case! You can’t continue now!" - Parkzer
@dcastgaming6506 The good ending
Case closed? Maybe?
@doxastoel same as case dismissed
30:07
Parkzer fighting his way out of a laughing fit in court with
"sorry, i accidentally hiccuped seventeen times,"
is one of my favorite things ever
41
I literally died of laughter when I heard that
@1xznyy dont you mean died of having hiccupped 17 times?
@tinymicrowave6821 yeah sorry, you can think straight when you're dead
@1xznyy will i still be able to think gay?
"More useless than windshield wipers on a submarine"
"As effective as arm wrestling a parking meter"
"A plan so twisted it would make a pretzel jump rope"
"Like trying to stop a bull stampede with a red handkerchief"
"As scripted as a silent movie with subtitles"
Judgebot's analogies were on point.
"Benchpressing fairytales" also a bar lmao
"As pointless as trying to put out a wild fire with a water pistol"
It's Foghorn Leghorn levels and I'm all here for it.
I love how clever AI can be sometimes! As funny as it can be, I also find it really fascinating!
The funniest part about all of this, is that Parkser got upset with Doug over how he programmed the AI to screw up the trials.
Wait a minute. Are you saying what I think you're saying? That it was all... RIGGED?
he is not a lawyer, however he does have a very broad amount of knowledge on laws and regulations. one could say it's a hobby of his.
so that response is very valid.
@SonaLovesick Never said he was a lawyer. Just he knew how it was suppose to go, and Doug apparently failed to do a quick internet search, or did a funny.
@youngthinker1 ? your good, just feel like that needs to be put before anything law related when it comes to parkzer
@SonaLovesick Doug keeps putting him up for that sort of misunderstanding. Just checkout his thumb nail for Parkzer's Q&A hot tub video.
“his solution is as effective as applying windshield wipers on a submarine” OUCH??? WHY IS THIS JUDGE SO HARSH 😭😭
Judge only speaks in fire goddamn.
And the fighting fire with Tabasco line
I’m stealing that insult lmao
I mean, if they wipe fast enough, they could create a cavitation bubble which prevents water from touching the front of the submarine.
@Honkious5824 And also causes every sonar in a hundred mile radius to know exactly where they are, defeating the point of a submarine in the first place.
The analogy is incredibly on point.
Doug thinking Judges need catchphrases is very in character
They do need catchphrases, I've seen it in a movie once!
Ace Attorney logic
Doug also not googling the catchphrase and getting it completely wrong is also in character.
At least we are taking the step at the right direction... FOR JUSTICE!
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The speed at which the Mods went from
“loading their shotguns before the defendant made their case” into a Superior Orders defense was staggering. The judge made the right call here.
27:12 “Where are your pants?” Bro got kicked out of Twitchville and immediately let himself go 😭
I like how someone tied ONE THOUSAND babies onto a train track in Twitchville and the response is to take out random civilians for not knowing what to do.
Man, i have never felt this safe before.
Just have a cookoff with the train smh
it was definitely doug who tied the babies onto a train track. he's the evil mastermind behind it all but the system is too deeply corrupt to do anything about it.
They still haven't found out it's the judge doing everything. DougDoug is too incompetent to do such things.
@GonneWorshipper
Do you think that means the train has a catchphrase too?
@actualvipermain That would be leaving evidence.
The "case dismissed" thing was bothering me so much the entire time. I'm *so* glad that Parkzer noticed it.
Of course Parkzer would notice, he is a lawyer after all
Edit: Parkzer is not a lawyer
@sonarchy5158just a note: Doug said we can’t make that joke anymore, apparently some people took it way too far
@harishyqchy Oh, I didn't know about that, my bad!
@harishyqchy
Wait how did people manage to take the joke too far? Did they get Parkzer in actual legal trouble or something?
@nixxdra Doug didn’t elaborate on it too much to not inspire copycats, but he just said that “it is illegal to impersonate a police officer or lawyer, and it was starting to affect his personal life”
19:06 This sequence of events is THE most emotional and animated Parkzer has ever been.
Rather than "hmm, okay. So you've just commited grand larceny and 1st degree murder 😌"
How did this comment happen? The video released 30 minutes ago, you’re commenting 8 minutes after, and you’re referencing something 19 minutes in?????????
@spider_boy5946 You know Doug streams right? He did this trial months ago, the vods been up for a while.
Because Phummy’s life was at stake. He needs to protect his mod’s life.
@Miss__MysticHe LOVES me ❤❤
I like how it litterally became the Nurenburg trials in the end.
10:00 lawyer learns their client's name after the case is closed
Twitch Chat when DougDoug: 🤮
Twitch Chat when Parkzer: 🥰
Parkzer literally led to Doug and mods being found guilty why wouldn't they love him
Twitch Chat when Chair: 😍
twitch chat when twitch chat: 😍
Twitch chat when RUclips chat: 👿
@ReginaldVerrier Parkzer led to Chat being found GUILY of being unethical.
Why would they love him 💀
“It seems your client has been bench-pressing fairytales” is a bar
Fr
I will be using this as much as possible
“Phummy, you, sir, are not just incompetent, you’re so far down the unethical hole, you’re sipping tea with the MOLE PEOPLE!”
The judge bot punchlines are hitting real hard
unlike lawyer doug doug, who was DISbarred
"oh so you're not a citizen of twichville then?" in response to the hair growth was perfect, well played phummy
Thank you.
@PhummyLWthe ledgend himself
@ulaula155the legdent himsell
I bet the mods have so much fun moderating sometimes
@PhummyLW THE LEGEND!!!
In this universe, the lawyer has the power to tell the bailiffs to execute the defendant when the judge dismisses the case. I feel high.
20:08 “you don’t have to have a catch phrase or an interjection!” “Yeah you do! Look at him!”
It was a great honor to be deemed Twitchvile's Guardian of Gastronomical Justice 👨🍳
woah its six ems
Six ems, the legend!!
Must be nice being the only ethical person in Twitchville
Congrats!!!🎉
How are you feeling as the only citizen of Twitchville?
Reminder that the Nuremberg trials has established that "I'm just following orders" is not a defense for war crimes and crimes against human rights
was just about to comment this
It should be a defense. Look up the milgram experiment. If ⅔ of people who haven't had extensive brainwashing would do that, imagine what a soldier would do.
that was probably the only well founded legal argument in the entire stream lol
But the Dougdoug trials proved that intuitively it totally is.
@Graah353 considering judge bot condemned the whole mod team and also doug, not it didn't
I love how this is the one AI character who's having none of Twitch Chat's antics.
"I'll stop the train with my muscular chest lol" "Client clearly has delusions of granduer."
"We'll bribe Taylor Swift with airplane tickets." "And how do you plan on getting past her rabid fans?"
"We'll challenge the houses to a cook off." "Even with talking houses the laws of physics still apply."
Like the man is the most grounded character Doug's used.
_Hon. Judge Judgebot for president!_
Wait, yeah actually that's true!
Judgebot should stream intead of Doug
@shidanslair He would be good at 2D platformers, but he would constantly be talking about how unrealistic it is.
@nmjjmn663 second most grounded, actually, i'd say parkzer takes the win for most reasonable-minded ai
I love that even Parkzer, who is always so literal, is in on the joke about Doug being bald
what joke
14:53
That comeback was actually hilarious.
Respect to phummy on that.
Programming skills: 100
Knowledge of the word “dismissed”: 0
: 0
More like "Programming skills: 12" but point still stands
@pelicanoe you better than him at doing or something cuz i think he is pretty good
As someone who is experienced in programming, Doug Doug is an amazing programmer
@freezy3739Congratulations, Doug! You did it! You’re incredible!
The AI judge was incredibly cutthroat and I respect that. However, I would call the judge's own ethics into concern based upon his behavior.
True
The judge low key used logical fallacies 😂
He was spewing Ad hominem left and right
Judge Bot may be cutthroat, but I do think he is making the best of a bad situation. I mean, talking houses, ice cream floods? He's the closest thing we've got to a genuinely fair trial, that is consistent. Though his actions are harsh, maybe even draconian, he's one Judge Bot against a wave of chaos. And in the DougDoug Cinematic Universe, sometimes the best Judges, don't make the best friends.
@davysmith1934 yeah true. Not even that, he also just had to deal with some genuinely bad ideas on how to solve these issues (aside from the dry ice to cool the ice cream, that might actually be a smart solution) and if someone said any of these solutions I'd probably question the competence of the witness
I love how he's suing us for being crazy , YET he defends us as our lawyer... on top of all that "case dismissed" being completely misunderstood is why I petition for us to counter-sue DougDoug for pain and emotional damages!!
r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this petition
I hope you remember when he purged all of chat for twelve days
Idea: a DougDoug video where he is put on trial and members of chat take on the roles in the courtroom
in the stream he came back with costumes after being found guilty and pretended to be other lawyers and got found guilty like four times in a row somehow, even when he had nothing to do with the case
@kurocat472 Your 100% right the live to this was so funny and the editors cut so much out of it but again it makes sense, wasnt it like a 7 hour stream lol
5:23 Doug didn’t explain why this concert was a bad thing, so it makes sense that the judge thought it wasn’t an issue
I love how Parkzer is usually very serious and matter-of-fact in sort of an anti-joke-esque way, but then becomes a class-A shitposter when it comes to "BALD" and "RIGGED'
The mods saying they were just following orders is exactly what some bad men said at the Nuremberg trials
Banal evil
That's a widespread misunderstanding of the judgement. The soldiers who used that as an excuse had numerous opportunities and years of time to do something, not to mention the things they were ordered to do were so severely egregious that any reasonable person would have known it was wrong, that's why "I was just following orders" was not a good defense. "Following orders" has been used as a defense in other cases, where the soldiers did not have the knowledge neccessary to understand what they were doing was illegal or the order was a snap judgement that did not give them time to think about what was happening.
@PointsofDatasorry mate but if I was in their place I would do the same thing they did not following orders with the paint is a d@ht sentence also there is no right or wr0ng there is only the opinion of the majority also they were soldiers their purpose is fallowing orders
@SoWhy-hk8rgGenocide is not right or wrong?
@LordSandwich27 true it’s not right or wr0ng
Parkzer appearing at the last second to save one of his mods from being brutally executed it's such a peak moment for the DougDoug Cinematic Universe
Parkzer's rage at Doug not knowing what case dismissed means is the funniest thing ever.
Douglas. Douglas!
Mordrayus's argument was just "Good soldiers follow orders"
18:56 Idk why, but Parkzer saving Phummy's life was so wholesome to me 😂
the way Parkzer runs in and shouts "DOUG" at 19:06 is so funny it's just not what I'd expect from him and goes completely against the energy he has like 2 minutes before
Love that dougdoug (accidentally) rigged the judge so that he would win EVERY CASE, and then proceeded to execute multiple people
If you haven't seen the full stream, doug was "banned" and came back with a new name, he got banned again by the judge and did a different role, than banned again
I think it should’ve been brought to the judges attention that DougDoug (exhibit A) did not have pants on 33:02
'Nerve wracking death lottery' is a great way to describe doug's streams in general
The “case dismissed” plot twist was insane
You put TWITCH CHAT on trial?
YOU should be the one on trial!
I won’t be buying the dougdoug mugmug when it gets restocked after this blasphemy!
r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this
That happened later in the trial
@ruskah0307wait, but they don't hate dougdoug, they just hated ougdoug
You should buy the "I didn't buy the DougDoug mugmug" shirt to show your disapproval.
Says completely unbiased twitch chatter*
Parkzer: "Im not a lawyer stop saying that"
Also parkser: perfectly and legally destroys doug in chat's case
He’s not a lawyer, and we’re all legally and morally bound to stop calling him one since he apparently got into actual legal trouble due to it, but I _do_ think he did go to law school. So he knows a lot about laws, and is likely aware of how court trials go. He’s just not a _lawyer._
@n0dash18He has good odds of passing the bar, but he is not a barred lawyer.
THATS MY REPRESENTATIVE IN COURT
@n0dash18Wait what…? I thought he was a lawyer? Didn’t people say that he was in the Zoo video?
@imaghost2961 they've been calling him a lawyer as an inside joke, but apparently impersonation of a lawyer is illegal
14:48 year me out. To solve this; we release a PSA video saying “this is what’s going on, but on the bright side, this is how you cut your hair on your own” and do different styles for different people and stuff. But also set up a distribution center for all the excess hair to be dropped off and repurposed
18:39 "The situation calls for sheer/shear action" went completely under the radar. What a wordsmith, this bar(d) approved barister !
I can’t believe they didn’t include the part where Doug came back with various disguises and got banned each time.
Holy shit there’s more to this?!? The bot was amazing and I’d love to see that. Will check out the stream then
Same! That was my favorite part of the stream
There is so much more to dougdougs streams
Anyone have a link to the full thing?
@typlosionattack8595its in the description👍
Doug really cut out all the times he got banned from Twitchville by the judge and then had to come back as a “new” person
Release the identity theft cut
At least you can kinda notice by the outfit changes
@nejishadow So that is what happened to his pants?
Bros trying to cover it up💀
@nejishadow Oh THAT'S why his shirt kept changing!
Parkzer completely losing it while thoroughly explaining how DougDoug is bald is the best thing I've seen all week
9:10 “well butter my buns and call me a biscuit”
Judge: Case dismissed!
Doug: So anyway, I started blasting!!
the fact that the judge honed in on the true threat of DougDoug's channel with just a few trials shows that AI is going to take over our jobs
E
As someone who has been a mod for another streamer (quit streaming), I honestly felt the mods bloodlust on a personal level to the point where I was fighting a war with myself between wanting to see death and legal victory at the same time
Why do mods get so bloodlusted?
@Archdevil_Firkraagdealing with all of us idiots I assume 😂
They were not gifted the free ice cream party promised.
@Archdevil_Firkraag a feeling of power in a life without one is like opening a box that had 3x the storage capacity shoved inside. It would explode when opened.
Someone with no power over others tends to abuse it and use it even against people undeserving of a punishment. It's a reason I think alot of moderators are shit at their job
@sunshineandrei2569 Makes a fair bit of sense. Ty.
It left out the part where Doug kept returning in different outfits pretending to be a new lawyer each time he got banned
"As pointless as trying to put out a wildfire with a waterpistol" is a fire quote
@SnufflySpy literally
The trial of the mods turned into the Nuremberg Trials real quick
Twitch chat: *breathes*
Doug: "your trial of life has expired"
breathing is against the law now that Covid-19 is around
So is touching your face
Well, yah, Doug has not let us buy oxygen in a while now.
@CapnWarpBeard 4 years late lmao
Oh hello hiesenberg! It's been a while
Ima count his sightings:
Sighting 108
"Ho! Ho! Hooo!....COUNCILLOR!"
What an absolute badass judge.
Nothing like seeing in my notifications "i put twich chat in trials for their unethical behaviour"
You'd both never expect him to do the things he did, yet aren't surprised when he does those things anyway.
29:40 my favorite part
2:40 "Bench pressing fairytales" goes unbelievably hard
Parkzer at 19:55 when he realized dougdoug rigged the event, true art
"DOUGLAS DOUGLAS"
Oh that's how you know dad's mad
We are slowly forming an AI expanded universe and I love it.
Pajama Sam
DougGPT
Freddy Fish
JudgeGPT
Doug’s Interns
Gerald Ford
Bjorn
Napoleon
King George
The day when Doug lets all of them talk to each other for a stream is going to be so unhinged
He has lost the code to several of them unfortunately
Don’t forget jimmy two-toes
@snowhusky6689noooo, I can't believe that
@kingdingaling3376What stream is that from?
@snowhusky6689We can rebuild them. We have the technology.
19:41
That "Douglas Douglas" radiates a lot of power
You weren’t the lawyer they wanted, or the lawyer they needed, but you were the lawyer they got
One thing that was cut from the video was DougDoug coming back in a different outfit pretending to be someone else to represent a new user, and each time he got banned and had to come back in a different outfit.
"Twitch chat is unethical"
Doug: *orders the murder of innocent chatters after judgebot DISMISSES their cases*
Not to mention the fact that the trail was for charges that would result in being trespassed from the town and Doug's "baliffs" are applying the DEATH penalty
"That's a plan so twisted it would make a pretzel jump-rope." Is a a badass line not gonna lie.
9:49 It took me by surprise how happy and excited I actually am for 6ems
I've never seen Parkzer more outraged then when he found out Doug didn't know what case dismissed meant
The mods used the Nuremberg "We were just following orders" defense
But it’s valid
@SoWhy-hk8rg is it
@henchman1366 it’s
@henchman1366 I would fallow my orders too its my job and it was not !llegal in their country
@SoWhy-hk8rg illegal or legal whatever, but is it moral
Seeing Parkzer break down a bit laughing was fun to see. he is usually so formal and polite.
Real
21:50 his arguments are literally the Nuremberg trials, you cannot make this up😭
This is basically the french revolution in twitch form
JudgeBot just casually coming up with the title "Guardian of Gastronomical Justice" by himself is actually amazing
Doug: "Twitch is going on trial!"
Chat: "We got solutions, we'll be fine."
Doug: "And I'll be their lawyer!"
Chat: *"... WE ARE ALL... DEAD!!!"*
I know Parkzer isnt an actual lawyer but i love how im p sure this is the first time hes been able to actually flex his his legal knowledge on stream with that end bit
Doug’s twitch ban arc has been my favorite so far
Bro Phummy's voice at the bit at 14:26 was halarious 😂
can we mention that he messed up the ice cream trial and said that he was just going to "fight the melted ice cream?" He never said anything about saving the children from the danger it posed... W lawyer!
Sad to see Doug didn’t include when he got kicked out of twitchville like 3 times and came back in a new outfit every time
Parkzer's astonishment of Doug's lack of knowing what "Case Dismissed" means is hilarious
I can FEEL Parkzer losing brain cells during the whole “Case Dismissed” debacle
ok this dougdoug ban arc is crazy, first he stages a completion where you have to guess his "secret rule" and if you don't you get banned, then he banned everyone that said happy birthday to him (and some), and now he just banned all twitch chat. truly the arc of all time
No way the German dude said "We were following orders"
Parkzer is getting progressively more out there with every stream and I'm 100% here for it
“There are weird people in twitch chat.”
There are normal ones?
There are ones?
@Door227 No only twos
@cin2110 oh okay
I like how the situations have nothing to do with the defendands but they are expected to save everyone anyway
DAMN this AI judge is spitting fire
I think DougDoug was thinking of "Court is adjourned" but even still that's just the end of that day's proceedings, not the end of the verdict.
EQUAL RIGHTS FOR RUclips CHAT
Judge: "Cased dismissed"
Doug: "So I took that personally"
a dougdoug vs parkzer mock trial with an AI judge would go insanely hard
i genuinely love how this went from silly scenarios to the fucking nuremberg trials
welcome to dougdoug, i guess!
I remember dying laughing when watching this live. The video is even funnier. Good shit.
Hello Parkzer Parkzer Moderator
@WhatIsTheHeathello Mr. Heat
MinkleCrow Thank you
Persom ? I though you pepr
Your boss came in last second to save your skin
That’s gonna be a long sentence
RIP Twitch Chat
How long where they banned for?
@Gideon-l1x this was a joke lol
@Gideon-l1xUsually bans for content are for 1,000,000 seconds, or about 11 and a half days.
now imagine they do an Ace Attorney style courtroom
Make the judge match AA judge
Parkzer is the prosecutor
DougDoug is the defense
A twitch chatter as witness
Another as defendant
I have a feeling this judge would be terrifying in an Ace Attorney style scenario.
He’d actually be competent.
Oh my god that would be amazing.
"Your Honor, I must need to inform you that autopsy report Douglas Douglas and that fellow Twitch Chatter witness had... Is outdated."
- Parkzer, probably
I can hear the OBJECTION music😂
26:12
"oh wait im on screen too"
- PhummyLW
We call for anarchy.
Doug is the worst lawyer ever