It's Not Rocket Science So Why Do They Suck ?

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @matthewandrews9052
    @matthewandrews9052 7 месяцев назад +17

    Maybe the Jeff was busy eating the third Twinkie in the jumbo pack and forgot he had to move.

  • @zemankraluje2418
    @zemankraluje2418 7 месяцев назад +8

    I was once forced to watch 9 vs 2 fight, where 9 absolute simpletons went one by one and lost the match. Those 2 enemy tanks stood victorious and unharmed, i wasnt sure if i should laugh or cry. This game is just too ridiculous way too often.

  • @RickSabins
    @RickSabins 7 месяцев назад +7

    every time I move to an aggressive position I am hung out to dry by my team ..so yes I will camp and let mikey do it

  • @singncarpenter6270
    @singncarpenter6270 7 месяцев назад +8

    I like the earlier video publishing Claus. Your videos used to come out at 8:00 AM in my central US time zone. Now they come out at 6:00 AM. I like it. It helps me get my day started a little earlier. Thanks.

    • @ClausKellerman
      @ClausKellerman  7 месяцев назад +2

      It's this weird time change thing. Some places change their time and some don't so the video release time changes.

    • @ernestpaul2484
      @ernestpaul2484 7 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, I'm in NC (so Eastern Time Zone) and Claus' videos would drop at 0800 which was good for me as I am retired and it was in line with my meds and breakfast. Then the time change hit and it was wtf!? They started dropping at 0900. Then I mentioned it to Claus, probably with a bunch of other people, so he changed the drop time to get it back in sync. Now it is 0700. Can't catch a break. But regardless of the time slot, unless it affects viewer numbers, at least we get the opportunity to have his videos to view.

  • @Tonyflags3323
    @Tonyflags3323 7 месяцев назад +4

    Would love to see some more Claus gameplay!

  • @brien656
    @brien656 7 месяцев назад +5

    Yeah,. ur right about the map,. I've been asking myself about that," Armor not hit",. wtf? you hit the tank,. so what happened in that case? Is it just Russ rng troll?,.you hit the freaking Rubber Duck or Nuts that glued on the Tank or the rear view mirror? It's kind freaking stupid like the other one,." screen not penned" that too is like wtf? Or do you think it's more like,. the DAs couldn't think of anything else to take up more percentage to, not penning and just made up something stupid to make it seem like the non pen percentage isn't as big as it is? That last game was a perfect example of a," all me player".

  • @clintonturner5545
    @clintonturner5545 7 месяцев назад +3

    Adding and subtracting is the math I know. It's a wonder I even graduated from high school.

  • @maxisausepurz2276
    @maxisausepurz2276 7 месяцев назад +5

    Ist just totally elective how the stupid program donates damage, has nothing to do with actual hits anymore, only dirty statistics

  • @johntruax
    @johntruax 7 месяцев назад +3

    I've got my campground spot for the season picked out. Now all i need is Claus to cut loose so I can aggrevate the snooty neighbors. 😅

  • @clintonturner5545
    @clintonturner5545 7 месяцев назад +2

    It also seems like the LT wasn't looking at the map.

  • @matthewandrews9052
    @matthewandrews9052 7 месяцев назад +15

    New tee shirt idea…Not Effing Science!!

  • @thefinelement
    @thefinelement 7 месяцев назад

    Thanks for the chuckles!

  • @stevennewman4778
    @stevennewman4778 7 месяцев назад

    For new players, if you’re in an strv and getting circled by a light or med, take it out of siege mode. Autolock and you’ll rotate around quickly with the tank

  • @larryselkirk426
    @larryselkirk426 7 месяцев назад

    Some SPGs don't have any significant concealment so they don't think they can hide.

  • @Krowalsch
    @Krowalsch 7 месяцев назад

    Last Battle: Well "Mr Rocket Scientist", if he sat in that bush, he had been outspotted easily and then he is basically sitting in the open without any cover. Behind the house he might have been lucky, if that light has a greedy brainfart...... small chance but it is there.
    BTW ist that bush even large enough to hide all visiual points on a that large artillery? I doubt it.
    Conclusion: If RNG says yes you might win and if it says no, you have most likely lost.

  • @njc964
    @njc964 7 месяцев назад +1

    There’s no way the SPG had anything other than an extremely remote chance of winning. Play that scenario 100 times and the SPG would win 5 times max. You’re being too hard on him. The Jagpz lost that game by panic firing like a clown.

  • @camiro66
    @camiro66 7 месяцев назад +4

    Claus, it is obvious that you didnt play Arty for a long time. When you drive with them they are so quick that it is really hard to stop in these small bushes😂

    • @Bynk333
      @Bynk333 7 месяцев назад +1

      And the bushes are so small that there isnt no cover for big arties anymore. :D

    • @camiro66
      @camiro66 7 месяцев назад

      Yeah. Live ist hard for Arty players

  • @edmund22
    @edmund22 7 месяцев назад +1

    Aced Strv 103b on mines 1h ago, 6k dmg. Was very fun, but like you said, this is 1 out of 100.

  • @singncarpenter6270
    @singncarpenter6270 7 месяцев назад +1

    They were confused, they didn't know what they were doing. It happened so fast.🙃

  • @blueandgoldmodels1076
    @blueandgoldmodels1076 7 месяцев назад

    new monthly feature, "Muppets of 2024, March edition"

  • @gfrey5711
    @gfrey5711 7 месяцев назад

    Have fun on your summer camping and kayak trip

  • @kens32052
    @kens32052 7 месяцев назад +9

    I liked it when there were places on a map you could go that you weren't supposed to be able to go.

    • @tymcfadden8496
      @tymcfadden8496 7 месяцев назад +3

      I'm glad they fixed the exploits. Now they need to get rid of the cheaters.

  • @TimsGuitarWorldwithTimFeskorn
    @TimsGuitarWorldwithTimFeskorn 7 месяцев назад +2

    Claus on Fire today?...... Da. 😎

  • @Dpixtion
    @Dpixtion 7 месяцев назад +1

    In the first game if you want people in the center on the airfield, put a capture flag there…

    • @wobblyboost
      @wobblyboost 7 месяцев назад

      That, now THAT is an awesome and logical idea, therefore WoT would never do it.

  • @clivedinosaur8407
    @clivedinosaur8407 7 месяцев назад

    To get the consistent damage to mark the 103-B it really needs to be played as a medium tank.

  • @kingoftadpoles
    @kingoftadpoles 7 месяцев назад

    I groan when I get the Oyster bay map. Usually seems like one side or the other rampages through the North corridor. Is't the 2nd map a revamp of what was the 'Swamp' map?

  • @Yawbus1976
    @Yawbus1976 7 месяцев назад +3

    I dislike heavy tank gameplay and detest TD gameplay....I've pretty much given up trying to complete the campaigns, I just get really annoyed.

  • @garyfbell4446
    @garyfbell4446 7 месяцев назад +1

    AWESOME CLAUS**💥💥💥🤟

  • @wobblyboost
    @wobblyboost 7 месяцев назад

    Oyster Bay and Outpost are going on my no play list. Making a huge, visually appealing map is pointless if it's designed so that only 25% of it ever has any tanks battling on it.
    I been meaning to cancel them purely because I get put on them so often, several times in a row some days, but now I can see why.

  • @jack-xf6il
    @jack-xf6il 7 месяцев назад +1

    Tell it like it is Claus!

  • @vanvan-oc4nj
    @vanvan-oc4nj 7 месяцев назад

    Quite right Claus, flanking would kill enemy and help teammate ! .....sigh.....

  • @milosstefanovic6603
    @milosstefanovic6603 7 месяцев назад

    I would call this map a commitment map

  • @jeffhillstead3302
    @jeffhillstead3302 2 месяца назад

    Bushes block vision Claus.. 😊

  • @youraveragegamer4847
    @youraveragegamer4847 7 месяцев назад

    I've had my best TD games on this map, but I am a passive aggressive TD player sometimes I snipe where he is now or if I'm in a heavier TD I'll move up with the heavy tanks. It just depends

  • @psypherveritas895
    @psypherveritas895 7 месяцев назад

    My internet sucks today. Didn't realize it until I logged in to wot and ran xp and credit boosts and got in battle with 999 ping! I wish we could pause the boosts instead of wasting them.

  • @Trucky21
    @Trucky21 7 месяцев назад

    that strv dude, press w!!! so passive

  • @wough_tanker8254
    @wough_tanker8254 7 месяцев назад +2

    so many people love to hate arty but in truth, is there much difference between an arty and a camping TD? I've seen games where arty drives round shotgunning which were very entertaining

    • @jkrauzer
      @jkrauzer 7 месяцев назад

      I can play arty but never had the patience to play a camping TD.
      So boring...

    • @wobblyboost
      @wobblyboost 7 месяцев назад

      Yeah that first map is a good example, I eventually worked out best spots for arty is to line up with one of the gun-barrel corridors and farm heavies, in a TD that map is horrible. If nobody advances in the open areas, (which they don't cos it's suicide by TD), it's very boring, if you advance even slightly in a TD your gonna die quick.

  • @Vic-Bee
    @Vic-Bee 7 месяцев назад +1

    Love this map so much it's on my no play maps. Those corridor battles I call ping pong playing. It's generally for lazy heavies who line the simplicity of the exchange.

    • @wobblyboost
      @wobblyboost 7 месяцев назад

      Yes I'm gonna add that first map to the no play list.

  • @flukeman022
    @flukeman022 7 месяцев назад +1

    2:51 if you look closely that was a miss but whatever. If WG says it's a kill then I'm must be wrong.

    • @Bynk333
      @Bynk333 7 месяцев назад

      What you see on screen isnt always that its on the servers! :D Due to the lags even if you don have any the servers tanks are not where you thing they are, its mater of meters and microseconds. :D

  • @LeChickenRanch
    @LeChickenRanch 7 месяцев назад +1

    Mind yer blood pressure Claus.

  • @clintonturner5545
    @clintonturner5545 7 месяцев назад +1

    If only they had watched the game before playing it.

  • @Dpixtion
    @Dpixtion 7 месяцев назад +1

    With they (WG) would double the map sizes…

  • @johncodmore
    @johncodmore 7 месяцев назад

    Rocketry is an engineering discipline, it's not science.

  • @Tito-gt2kk
    @Tito-gt2kk 7 месяцев назад +1

    Claus is swearing....tme for a vacation mate lol

  • @thomasfeiller2207
    @thomasfeiller2207 7 месяцев назад

    the first map is a lot of fun imo.

    • @wobblyboost
      @wobblyboost 7 месяцев назад

      Tell me you never play TDs without telling me you never play TDs.

    • @thomasfeiller2207
      @thomasfeiller2207 7 месяцев назад

      lol... actually mediums@@wobblyboost

  • @stevethomas4310
    @stevethomas4310 7 месяцев назад

    Stock gun or not, the Object should use HE against the STRV.

  • @scottholder4431
    @scottholder4431 7 месяцев назад

    Speaking of "which came first the chicken or the egg"........I've solved the mystery.
    If we are talking about chicken or the egg, well the egg came first because eggs have been around longer than chickens
    But if we are talking about the chicken or the chicken egg, then the chicken came first, because a chicken egg can only come from chickens.
    1000 year old mystery solved.

  • @russwoodward8251
    @russwoodward8251 7 месяцев назад +1

    I think of it as the Fortnite map. Yes. A big useless center. Thanks Claus!

  • @dph1usa
    @dph1usa 7 месяцев назад

    God d_mn Claus, you sound like my brother with the back seat driving...

  • @stephenbennett9427
    @stephenbennett9427 7 месяцев назад +2

    Happy algorithm comment

  • @DraftySatyr
    @DraftySatyr 7 месяцев назад +3

    First game looked very much like an episode of 'Carry the Stupids', even if most of them were on the enemy side.

  • @cptflapjacks8526
    @cptflapjacks8526 7 месяцев назад +2

    When playing as an SPG, sometimes being outside of the bushes is better because the bushes are obvious targets for counter-arty fire.

    • @Jay-kf3od
      @Jay-kf3od 7 месяцев назад +2

      Ya. Because they were scared of counter battery fire from a STRV 103 and LT100. Smooth brain.

  • @347jpb
    @347jpb 7 месяцев назад

    I think one of the saddest thing in this game is the crap maps. How hard would it be to take the lay out of real tank battle scenes and portray them in the game. Or better yet, even just take real map topography from any real map and lay it down as the field of battle. I so look forward to trying out Steel Aces, that is promoting to use realistic maps with only real tanks that come from history not some napkin drawing.

  • @jeffms5068
    @jeffms5068 7 месяцев назад +3

    Hey Claus - I have a hypothesis regarding the way people play this game; no real data but it feels right. (A) 1st assumption: WG prefers to categorize WoT as an arcade game, not a simulation. A lot of us still playing video games grew up in the era of the video arcade playing twitch games like Space Invaders, Frogger, Pac-Man, etc - suspend thinking and allow reflexes to take over. (B) 2nd Assumption - I hate to criticize some of my favorite movies but ... in "Top Gun/Top Gun: Maverick" Pete Mitchell keeps telling his fellow aviators "do, don't think" and "you think up there, you're dead". So it seems to me a lot of folks have been media-trained NOT to think in an arcade-style shooter video game. But as you point out - surprise! WoT IS ENOUGH of a simulation to actually require some real-time thinking during gameplay. So what happens, at least in the "good" games - the twitchers die quickly and the thinkers survive to have a close game at the end.

    • @randy6999
      @randy6999 7 месяцев назад

      Even then it comes down to WOT to determine the outcome. Fully aimed NOPE!

    • @garvielloken4114
      @garvielloken4114 7 месяцев назад

      I have a different theory. There are tons of people with a low. Attention span and the modern Day internet with all those fast media, superficial attitude mupppets on tiktok just make this become the norm. Doesnt mean they are idiots but that they are raised that way and only a few people are menttally strong enough to compensate it. Earlier generations like mine who saw the upcoming of the internet as young adults dont have this problem so much.

    • @endykun
      @endykun 7 месяцев назад

      The frustrating part is when some of us started in beta, and the game was MORE of a Sim, and we still LIKE that aspect of it, but 90% of your teammates are Overwatch graduates, and you're not going to get the thinking game you might want. I like a good blend, but would prefer a 60/40 or 70/30 in favor of sim, and WoT nowadays tends more toward 70/30 or 80/20 in favor of arcade shooter.

  • @clintonturner5545
    @clintonturner5545 7 месяцев назад +1

    Your hair looks better today.

  • @flukeman022
    @flukeman022 7 месяцев назад

    Hey Claus, are your friends Bob and Pierre going to join you on your camping trip? That be awesome. 😂

  • @MrKokspang
    @MrKokspang 7 месяцев назад +1

    Here is how you know the game and MM is Rigged, IF the game/matches wasn't rigged you shouldn't have to wait in for a match for 2-3 min with 400+ players in queue after all it only takes 30 to make a match, my look at it is that MM take 90% plays with 50% + Win rate in one team and 90% players with win rates under 50% on the other team, that's why so often you end up wit a 3-15 results soo often, and you know your on the losing team then your first 4-6 FULL AIMED shoot bounce or don't penetrate even when shoot point blank with a Jg Panzer E100 on a tier 8 light tank

  • @alexjust3407
    @alexjust3407 7 месяцев назад

    dont quote me on this,but apperently it is that complicated .

  • @arawacoudkerk6284
    @arawacoudkerk6284 7 месяцев назад +1

    Isn't camping what you do, Claus ?

  • @matthewandrews9052
    @matthewandrews9052 7 месяцев назад

    Maybe the Jeff’s don’t like “bush”. I like bush. Never leave the bush!

  • @kenmayo6906
    @kenmayo6906 7 месяцев назад

    Great video 😂

  • @TrashedPandaProductions
    @TrashedPandaProductions 7 месяцев назад

    Wait? WOT is a team game? I thought it was everyone for themselves and the heck with the team.

  • @jeannordstrm3935
    @jeannordstrm3935 7 месяцев назад

    is'nt the obj a premium tank?????

  • @RendakMarcin81
    @RendakMarcin81 7 месяцев назад

    bond turbo makes huge difference on strv

  • @mixalisvatraxopoulos8203
    @mixalisvatraxopoulos8203 7 месяцев назад +3

    im watching these epic replays and all i see after an hard fought victory is loss of credits so whats the point of wining if you dont win nothink im confused, i want wen i win to win somethink that make my life easyer and feel good about it like credits, wging is greedy ps its all about the money in games and out games

    • @wobblyboost
      @wobblyboost 7 месяцев назад

      Empty the bank to Ace your tank, it is crazy.

  • @chris_t__
    @chris_t__ 7 месяцев назад

    obj283 is a premium tank

  • @joncox2572
    @joncox2572 7 месяцев назад

    strv carried the stoopids!

  • @alexanderstoyanov7464
    @alexanderstoyanov7464 7 месяцев назад +2

    Played 2 rounds on Oyster bay and banned it immediately, awful map imo

  • @2tone209
    @2tone209 7 месяцев назад

    AY UP CLAUS

  • @kevin5073
    @kevin5073 7 месяцев назад

    You think its bad for the 103B, try being arty on a map like this.

  • @offhamsterwheel2789
    @offhamsterwheel2789 7 месяцев назад

    why callin it the Seige Mode, "Camping' mode more appropriate for any1 sitting in a bush most of game.

  • @lencrowell9564
    @lencrowell9564 7 месяцев назад

    Hey Claus.....Do you by any chance play chess. You sometimes like near the end of the game need to slow down and wait for your opponent to make a move and hope it's a mistake. I enjoy tank battle where you need to wait and plan your move or hope they make a mistake....Patience is a virtue. You don't need to run around like chicken with your head chopped off all the time. You seem to get bored unless you are running around shooting your gun....Patience. I for one like the suspense of waiting. Just saying. Good videos.

  • @Abboman111
    @Abboman111 7 месяцев назад

    I recently installed xvm, it’s scary the amount of braindead players, Quite often I’m the only “green” player in game, it’s full of tomatoes, very disheartening for society.

  • @BudoReflex
    @BudoReflex 7 месяцев назад

    Haven’t played in years. Waited for new maps, and this is it? What utter rubbish. WG is just trolling the players with this.

  • @kevintamas7164
    @kevintamas7164 7 месяцев назад +1

    Agree, this map is sux. Only great wall is worse.

  • @sargemarine3709
    @sargemarine3709 7 месяцев назад

    Professor, you commented on these players, as if they only play this tank. How short minded, it made you sound. It's not like I haven't played my S1, more than any other tank. Or is it. I have a raider medal, and 9 kamikaze medals. I need you to be smarter, than you sounded in this one. My time is of great import too me. Tighten up sir !

  • @FlankForceOne
    @FlankForceOne 7 месяцев назад

    I don't get why you feature so many EU server games, i'm sure we have plenty of NA camo net warriors to watch lol

  • @o-hogameplay185
    @o-hogameplay185 7 месяцев назад

    for the same reason you do

  • @singncarpenter6270
    @singncarpenter6270 7 месяцев назад

    This map looks nice from overhead. Other than that it sucks.

  • @reighangelonavarrete1733
    @reighangelonavarrete1733 6 месяцев назад

    Someone controlling the game 😢 my tank keep firing while it move I don't even touching keyboard and mouse 😢

  • @brentwillems726
    @brentwillems726 7 месяцев назад

    I hope someone here might be able to tell me why I only see the same 6 or 7 maps on repeat. Its been 2 weeks of this and I am getting really tired of this game.

  • @jamesbarnett4844
    @jamesbarnett4844 7 месяцев назад

    Secondies!

  • @user-tx9hr2ex4r
    @user-tx9hr2ex4r 7 месяцев назад

    Please come back to Twitch

  • @gabrieliusmisiunas2158
    @gabrieliusmisiunas2158 7 месяцев назад

    Poop map

  • @trfatman
    @trfatman 7 месяцев назад

    You talk over and over about the formula necessary in order to have an epic game. Muppets on your team that leave the damage for you, and even more clueless muppets on the enemy team that do everything wrong and allow you to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat. And you don't even need to play perfectly, as we saw here today.

  • @bmw3401
    @bmw3401 7 месяцев назад

    Ordinary promotion from WOT tips !! (Haha 3-6-8000 Damage) you don't get 1/4th of what you see here in real game!!! These bastards have a modified mod for promotions to see they are still in the top ranks, what he shoots is a hit!! if a tank hits him.. then a rebound... I guarantee that you won't have it that way!! and it will be the opposite on mil. % and besides... don't buy premium or premium tanks!!! it's useless anyway, the server determines the damage,,..determines victory and defeat .. If you upload min Damage to the opponent, the server will automatically flip and give Victory/ if High damage to the opponent - it is automatically Defeat.. You have a tank of 8 levels and you are approximately at the bottom of the team or on the bottom team composition, stacked from level 10 = It's automatically a win because you have no chance to shoot down Level 10 that is: min. damage = victory.!!! If you are on the highest rungs in the lineup, e.g. team level 8 to level 6 , Automatically = high damage to the opponent and you automatically = Defeat!! Server. BLOCKS....visibility, enemy detections, opponent damage, you can just do whatever you want :D !! it's wasted money!! You actually have more losses than wins in the game!! Ask yourself another question.. how many times have you recorded what you see here? (it's easy to play if you're an admin with a good game mode!), and this thieving company gives replays like this every day ... they're just lying to you and fooling you it's a great game, waiting for you to adjust the game mode to the minimum so that you can put real money into it!! Also note that they offer only premium or 10 level tanks, where you have huge losses in the game even during premium, especially if you use gold-i (premium cartridges)!!! , for 1 battle minus up to 8-20,000 cash... if not more... wt.

  • @curiousgeorge5992
    @curiousgeorge5992 7 месяцев назад

    It's not rocket Science it's russian science akin to political science😮😢

  • @jgold2813
    @jgold2813 7 месяцев назад +1

    😎👍👍Comment 🍀🍪🏆🎤🎸

  • @maxgoodmurphy8720
    @maxgoodmurphy8720 7 месяцев назад

    More fun on console

  • @salty4496
    @salty4496 7 месяцев назад +1

    :)

  • @Fr33Zone
    @Fr33Zone 7 месяцев назад

    👍👍🤍🤍👌👌❤❤😘😘

  • @SwaveWorm
    @SwaveWorm 7 месяцев назад

    Dude you need to chill. I bet if you look at these games with fresher eyes, you’d see how these players made more complex and crucial decisions that you missed.

  • @pkgodshammer2278
    @pkgodshammer2278 7 месяцев назад

    Crap map gold eater

  • @1989Falkor
    @1989Falkor 7 месяцев назад

    arty is toxic to the game

  • @bercugiuliano7678
    @bercugiuliano7678 7 месяцев назад

    First

  • @sayerrobin
    @sayerrobin 7 месяцев назад

  • @n1jrm
    @n1jrm 7 месяцев назад

    What is worse than dealing with morons ,is coming out of the army and knowing the correct tactics to use in that situation and still losing the battle because WAR SHAMING is such a f-ed up game that it is all by the luck of WG's stupid computer randomized bull shit........can we say -realizm kiddies