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Someone writing this is either a veteran or lived the life as a dependent. refreshing to see a bit of realism and "Hoo-Rah" in these stories.
lcpl here I'm a Hollywood marine as soon as he started describing the coffee came to life!!!!
It's a good story but in a military standpoint I have a honest question that doesn't need bias, Wich is more well trained and competent in the field Army rangers, Green Berea, or Marines
@@sleepingphoenix2000depends on the job needed doing. But remember. Marines are retail, Army deals in wholesale. 😏
@@sleepingphoenix2000 all three are competent in their respective fields. But the absolute tip of the spear is Delta Force. Marines are more amphibious invasion while the army is more occupation.
@@sleepingphoenix2000rangers are usually on offense, green berets are used for taking, holding, and defending. Marines are your bulky first in assault force
"Pain is weakness leaving the body" Ah yes... Soldier from TF2. Of course.
That phrase is much older than TF2 bud. They were using it when I went to Basic in '99. TF2 copied us, not the other way around. Phrases like "Motivation is the Foundation, Discipline is the Key", and "Move out and draw fire" were also common.
@MatthewScur It's obvious that TF2 copied the real world and, since soldier is based on a 90s drill instructor stereotype, the info matches. Although I'm interested in learning more sayings of the USA military, please share. (No sarcasm intended, just in case)
@@MatthewScur ok nerd
I really don’t like that phrase as it’s misused too often, especially abusers
well this HAS to become a series :)
Yep, I want to hear about him seeing the tanks. I want to hear the diplomatic drama. I want to hear about the unfortunate slayer species trying the alliance.
My favorite quote, "You cant be peaceful without the ability to be incredibly violent, you are only harmless."
"And the tanks, you'll like the tanks, everybody does"
He's not wrong.
Everybody loves tanks :)
He's quite right, these days even "simple" armored vehicles are awesome to see or step in.
“No one was killed from being nice” Oh you sweet summer child, there are multiple cultures on earth that weaponized politeness.
Canada enters the chat.
@ Not a war crime the first time? Says the conveniently widowed well off grandma.
Having lived in the Middle East, S. Korea and Japan, I can confirm that politeness can have a sharp edge.
@@JMM33RanMApolite is not equivalent to nice. Two very different, but commonly equated terms.
@ True enough, though the British and American meanings of nice used to be different. When I wanted to remain polite but was thoroughly angry in the Netherlands, I switched to Hoch Deutsch, polite [or at least correct] but cold and German! PS I'm American and was just rubbing it in that my Father was seriously injured freeing them.
Please keep this as a series. I can't wait for him to meet the A10. The flying gun.
I love that major Hubble is literally a German scientist from world war II😅
We put ze brain in ze jar so we can observe it while poking it with needeles. learn how it workses.
my preciouss sciencesss...
*German Scientist/LOTR Smeagal meme*
He sounds like he vould choose a var song based on popular vote. It's quite ironic.
Reminded me of the Major from hellsing abridged
@@Have_some_plasmaHe does not *like* var. He *LOVES* var.
i recon lol
Genetically and Cybernetically augmented supersoldiers in power armor. Reminds me of the Spartan program from Halo and a little bit of Captain America.
Good video.
I'd say more like Astartes, minus the nanomachine part of the augmentations... they use super blood cells rather than nanomachines but they basically do the same thing
Also FOR THE EMPERROR!
I do want to see this one continue, particularly I want to see this character and how he changes to fight for humans and their place in the alliance, becoming an advocate for them and fighting for their right to remain part of the alliance despite being a “Slayer” species. It would also be nice to see him show off the contrasting nature of humans at rest/play/whimsy/kindness vs in-action. Heck! I would love to see him get to know the response humans have to natural disasters, both from a military, police/firefighter/etc, and also a common civilian experience. It would be fascinating to see him watch the full spectrum as to why humans are the way they are and what they want to protect, why they want friends. I want him to learn the high social nature of humans and how this is probably a huge reason why humans want friends in the galactic community….i also want him to realize humans will befriend anything lol, like even a robot with googly eyes. Basically I want him to learn humans are just, in general, absurd in how multi-faceted they are. I like this character and am interested in seeing his perspective evolve 😊
I second this aproach!
This was amazing! Laughed out loud at most of it, please do a part 2!
Part 2 please....followed by a series please.
"From the halls of Montezuma, to the ends of Milky Way..........We are proud to claim the Title, of the Terran Space Marines "
This needs to become a series please add it I'm begging you all😢😢😢
Oh I am HERE for this type of storytelling. Bravo, Author! Please, write more! I would be delighted to see what happens when other slayer species enter the "Find out" phase.
The mad scientist, the Major, is German, of course he is! Love it
Jawoll Ja.
Heil Kräuter!
"I am NOT mad! A little perturbed that no one is appreciating my genius, but I'm certainly not mad."
@@m.jasondoty9062 They think we're mad only because we accidentally made a guy turn lime green then explode... a few times.
@@Mangaka-ml6xo Point of clarification: We made several green guys explode ONCE EACH; if we just kept exploding the same guy, THAT would be mad!
@ Good point! The higher ups were pissed that week, its a shame, the colonel Chen used to be so lively back before his spine did a 360 while wearing the test power armor. real shame...
Please, PLEASE!! Let this be a series!
That was a good one! I agree with the others who want part 2 😊
This was so good... I wish we'd get to know how tomorrow's demos are going to be... power armor and tanks. Ohhh and a real combat deployment with the alliance against the vexnai...
I love how they used Parthunax this is his original btw
"What is better to be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" - Parthunax
As someone who was in the military, it always amuses me how naive civvies are 😂. They want to be protected, but they never really want to know how that's actually done. How dirty and dark and ruthless we have to be. They like parades and uniforms and shiny medals 🏅. They recoil when they actually see the reality of it.
But we expect better conduct than what the Germans did in WW II and what the Russians have become infamous for doing in the Ukraine. I think that there is a difference in civilizations' expectations of their military. We expect citizen soldiers, while some cultures expect internal occupiers.
As an army vet, I completely agree.
@@JMM33RanMA rules are important and make a massive difference. But still, killing is killing. No matter what veneer you put on it
i was in the military as well... but never went to war. So tell me what war did you fight in to speak for those that actually did.
@ That's a good question, but you should know why it is difficult to answer. For every person in combat there is a massive support train. I've seen estimates like 10 to 1, but that depends on the time, place and combatants. It also depends on whether you include VA hospitals, support staff & services and health and welfare benefits. Not taking care of those physically or mentally wounded, handicapped or dependents is dereliction and utterly immoral.
Well written and narrated. This has potential as a great series. I hope it will continue
I am a veteran and I loved this one PART 2 PLEASE
This story is very well written. The Science fiction part is balance, ground it with what current Military technology it's trying to accomplish. With just a bit of what would be next-generation afterwards. And the human characters are very diverse. Good stuff.
Damn, only 8cm? The MOA on those rifles must be INSANE. Decimals on a whole number. Niiice-u.
That was fun! 🤣Great story, great narration.👍 I'd really like this as a series. (5 out of 5)🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
"Nobody ever won a war by being nice..." Yeah, but never mistake kindness for weakness!
Oh wow, this was good. Would love to hear the follow on story about how a demonstration of our abilities against the first Vexnai invading force that dared to return went and the subsequent reaction from the other members of the alliance.. 😁
is a part 2 coming, Love to know what the report home would be lol tanks
"You're not known for aggression."
"... You haven't read a book recently, have you?"
they should have twisted it in another way:
"yes, we are slayers, but, now we are YOUR slayers, we are a power that the alliance can wield to protect itself, better have us on your side than on someone else's side, immaright?"
"We have Warhammer 40k at home."
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!!
Basically Warhammer 40k in a nutshell
Sergeant Littles reminds me somewhat of Goku! Always wanting to see somebody else is fighting style lol
I kind of imagined him as Sergeant Armstrong from Full Metal Alchemist, especially because of the way he was described as taller and broader than the others.
Today everyone knows of tanks as tracked armored vehicles. But the name tank was originally a code name during the design phase. Because before the invention of these armored vehicles. Tanks were just storage containers. The boring mundane names prevented enemy intelligences from looking any further at the time.
Please make this a series, this is Gold!!!
Great story! Would have liked to known what happened the next day. Lol
military weapons in the US use the prefix M then a number, they would never refer to it as AR.
God damn, this was great. I second thst this should become a series! 😉
I would love to see the reactions of the alliance when a terrifying slayer species shows up and the aliens can't do anything about it. The slayers have destroyed 5 planets and are heading to a major alliance stronghold planet, and Malenko looks at the other council alliance members hoping what he is about to do doesn't escalate into something that gets out of control, and calls the humans for help. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of the aliens would be scared of humans after that, calling them slayers. But I could see a few saying that they have monsters on their side. What better way to defend yourself against monsters, than to have monsters of your own.
Every time Major Hubble speaks I’m just imagining. “Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!”
Loved the roadhouse reference
Please let this be a series about PLANET DIRT. I want to see how Malenko will react with other aliens as he defends Earth's capabilities.
It’s true, we all love a tank :o) Kinda disappointed they have become obsolete. Oh well, they will still be cool like trebuchet :D
A little reassurance for you then.
Tanks aren't going anywhere anytime soon. Many modern production models are being equipped with various drone defenses
@@TheRealAaronSmith they won’t keep up. Drones can change quick, tanks can’t.
@@teamidris frequency jammers, EMP weapons, directed energy weapons, kinetic interceptors, and better armour are all going to play a significant role.
I mean, by the logic you're using, every vehicle aside from drones is obsolete.
@@TheRealAaronSmith none of that works against a visual missile drone, tanks are already over weight and battle ships went extinct and they really did rule the waves. Drone on drone warfare fought from deep bunkers.
Marines now have optics and their already impressive accuracy is now absolutely incredible
best story Ive seen yet, and the reactions were funny.
AAA in my book.
Love this story for 2 reasons 1) I love when the Marine Corps gets love as it’s my favorite branch and 2) I’ve always love the philosophy of being a monster but learning self control and discipline it’s like the saying goes “You can’t be peaceful unless your capable of great violence and if your not capable of great violence, you’re not peaceful - your harmless” and I couldn’t agree more with that quote and there’s nothing wrong with being born non violent as everyone’s upbringing is different but acting like your nonviolent nature makes your “morally superior” because your “above” violence it’s a façade full of shit there will never be anything wrong using cool to protect your loved ones and community
This was amazing please make more of this story
40:46 I see they're still making new ports of Skyrim that far into the future.
This is awesome! Great writing and voice work! 🤘
34:34 the scientist sounds awfully like tf2 medic
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting
"ARES, MAKE THIS A SERIES AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!"
Great story, great narration. I’ll be looking out for part 2
Thanks, another good one.
thank you.. another good story. enjoyed it .. hope there's a part 2
That last line. I do not in fact like the tanks, then again I was a tank operator. My height and build make them very uncomfortable. Unfortunately I was licensed in everything an army infantryman could be licensed for.
You're killing it bro!
Very good story with very good narration.
Please have this be a mini series
No we species 10565, we're not monsters, we come from a planet full of predators!
the human general should have asked malenko,do you want monsters on your side in a war against other monster or not?
Ahhh, yes, Camp Lejeune, my neck of the woods.
DS Davis told us..The more you bleed in training, The less you die in combat..
The Great Malenko- if you know you know
I dont know 😢
Haha! Stop Clowning around. 😅
The 4th and greatest card imo
We will be terrible enemies!
Another great story sir! You've become my favorite narrator sir!
Everyone loves the tanks. Those are true words said
First story without the overblown human hubris, just the facts that we are predators when we need to be.
I haven't laughed this much for a long time.
Thank you Dr Strangelove. Great story!
He’s got a point everyone does love the tanks
We need to see what happens on the second day there needs to be a part two and that Skyrim reference was absolutely awesome
Mmmm I'm getting some serious Halo vibes toward the end .... Spartan 117 😊
Oh fuck they brought them to Lejeune?! I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy. I suffered there plenty lmao
Am i tripping or does this sound like a BORG origin story? Anyway love the story.
Hopefully we get another video or more on this story.
Now I wonder what has become of the " Army of Lost Souls " in this universe
Have they been become part of a greater military resource and therefore receiving the complete augmentation suits?
The fact that they picked a German accent for the Doctor in charge of "enhancements"
...supersoldiers... 😮
Everyone loves the tanks! 😂
Good story and nice telling, a pleasant change from the current AI read tales.
Everyone does, in fact, love the tanks...
Voice ogre is goated
Marines, Power armour, space?
Are they fighting for an Emperor?
0:35 Their's two WW werth of Canadians who can counter that.
*starts throwing rations to enemy aliens*
"Watch this, boys"
A quibble: 100KG on Earth is not the same mass as 100KG on another planet. 100KG on Earth would be something like 16KG on the moon, though the object would remain the same size.
There is a difference between mass and force, 100Kg on earth is 100Kg on the moon. The gravitational force from those 100kg would be about 1/6th on the moon compared to earth.
@@stefanlidman8646 I'm an artist, not a physicist, but aren't we saying basically the same thing?
Nice
Everyone loves the tanks
Yes, they do. Everyone loves the tanks.
I love the tanks.
everyone loves the tanks
I find it funny that you choose a German accent for the 'doctor'....😂
Space.....Marines
Camp LeJeune? 😏 Avoid the water.
I likes the tanks 😂
I like the short jokes.
Who let Dr. Richtofen out of the zombies universe
Marines are the original special forces.
❤😊😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👍 Please sir may we have some more?
Did the hole 65 kilograms in this gravity bother anybody else. If something weighs 65 kg, it's gonna weigh 65 kg. If you increase the gravity, it's gonna weigh more than 65 kg and you wouldn't call it 65 kg, I don't know why but it bugged the hell out of me. I love the rest of the story though.
PLEASE BE FRIREN AND RIMIKI! Please.
Edit: It wasn’t, and amusingly I’m not even disappointed.
interesting
So... did he loved the tanks?