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  • @elijahgemmill2000
    @elijahgemmill2000 2 года назад +1066

    OK but Dwight's pen microphone was such a brilliant move. He placed it so quickly and with such annoyance there's no way Jim picked up on it. Also, using the mallard to distract him was just (chef's kiss).

  • @kimberlainwatson6266
    @kimberlainwatson6266 2 года назад +1306

    “Did you see Saw?” “Of course I Seesaw, me and Mose seesaw all the time” 😂😂😂 that’s either really cute or really weird lol

    • @carson11100
      @carson11100 2 года назад +50

      Watch Garden Party and you will see photographic evidence of that 😂

    • @eggfryedrice
      @eggfryedrice 2 года назад +17

      @@carson11100 They dont exactly notify you when they are taking the pictures.

    • @DrumsNRoses
      @DrumsNRoses 2 года назад +6

      It’s adorable HAH

    • @Pottersan10
      @Pottersan10 2 года назад +3

      Its also a joke that doesnt make any sense if you dont understand the context in english 😂😂😂

  • @ferrm1992
    @ferrm1992 2 года назад +268

    I can’t believe Dwight was the reasonable one in his Saw conversation with Ryan

    • @jeffisaliar
      @jeffisaliar 7 месяцев назад +1

      Same as when Angela wanted to put a hit on Oscar. Dwight had to talk her down from that too.

  • @Axio95
    @Axio95 2 года назад +123

    this never gets old , dwight one of the best character written in a comdey show , miss office

  • @lisalin8022
    @lisalin8022 Год назад +11

    4:52 Andys face, when Dwight was not agreeing in the fact that Jim called him a „evil maniac“😂😂

  • @fowlman7254
    @fowlman7254 2 года назад +70

    Just realized.. Dwight left his diabolical plan against Jim on the copier to attract recruits.. 🤦🏽‍♂️😅... Ryan didn't find it.. he was chosen..😅😅😅

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 2 года назад +313

    Dwight’s Doomsday Device , was well described and put by Kelly - you are a psycho ruining our lives.😂

    • @mukta4689
      @mukta4689 Год назад

      😂😂😂 true that

  • @broisyougobbling
    @broisyougobbling 2 года назад +185

    Scheming Dwight and Caring Dwight are my favorites. That means I have two favorites. Only one more to go…

    • @nobody6032
      @nobody6032 2 года назад +8

      Scheming, Caring, Chaotic Neutral, Secret Life Dwight. Pick your poison

    • @nickytheyahoo_
      @nickytheyahoo_ 2 года назад +5

      Three words to describe him are hard working , alpha male , jackhammer…..merciless……insatiable

    • @halyketarrant
      @halyketarrant Год назад +1

      I love this reference 😂

  • @sydney4264
    @sydney4264 2 года назад +338

    OMG I just noticed that when Dwight apologized to Jim for "bugging" him all those years, he was literally planting a bug in Jim's office😂

    • @Hawk7886
      @Hawk7886 2 года назад +18

      Yes that was the punchline, complete with fourth wall break

    • @parry3439
      @parry3439 Год назад +3

      I think he needed jim to pick up on it

    • @AY-qy4jn
      @AY-qy4jn Год назад +1

      @@Hawk7886 do you even know what fourth wall is?

    • @StardustLegacyFighter
      @StardustLegacyFighter Год назад +1

      @@AY-qy4jn do you even know what do is?

    • @AY-qy4jn
      @AY-qy4jn Год назад

      @@StardustLegacyFighter yeah the exact opposite of your life motto

  • @sirsamalot90
    @sirsamalot90 2 года назад +21

    A dark bagel just for Stanley. lmfao

  • @meenakship2000
    @meenakship2000 2 года назад +73

    He was the main reason I watched until the end of the show

  • @LuigiTheItalian
    @LuigiTheItalian 2 года назад +204

    It's not 10 minutes straight. it's actually 9minutes and 55 seconds. You owe me a 5 second video of Dwight Shrute scheming. I'll wait.

    • @angemari268
      @angemari268 2 года назад +14

      it’s actually not 9 minutes and 55 seconds, it’s 9 minutes and 56 seconds

    • @joemalfoy7780
      @joemalfoy7780 Год назад +8

      @@angemari268 actually, the endscreen starts at 9 minutes and 49 seconds. we are owed 11 seconds of dwight scheming

    • @Maya_hee
      @Maya_hee Год назад +11

      @@joemalfoy7780 Actually we are owed 17 seconds of dwight scheming, the endscreen starts at 9 minutes 38 seconds.

  • @darkmatter5940
    @darkmatter5940 2 года назад +38

    The Villains' Council should give Dwight an honorary doctorate

  • @msredux
    @msredux 2 года назад +51

    I never got why Jim got promoted, he spend the majority of his time flirting with Pam and pranking Dwight

    • @joshdude1367
      @joshdude1367 2 года назад +44

      I wouldn’t say majority, I’m sure, in canon, he got his job done fairly well. Well enough to get noticed by Wallace. He also has charisma, which could be more valuable than sales.
      Dwight is the best salesman, why would they move him to a managerial position? He’s much more profitable as a salesman.

    • @msredux
      @msredux 2 года назад +13

      @@joshdude1367 tbh I woulnd't want a boss who spend his time pranking a coworker, imagine if you are the one being pranked and then realize he was promoted

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Год назад +1

      ​@@joshdude1367Dwight had leadership skills too, while Jim didn't have any (at the time at least) so it would be more reasonable to leave him at a salesman position.

  • @texasexotics9645
    @texasexotics9645 2 года назад +5

    Phillis interrupting and saying In Jim's perfect world he only got money always pissed me of lol

  • @halyketarrant
    @halyketarrant 2 года назад +16

    Omg I just noticed Dwight staring at the camera with a knowing look at 03:31 😂😂😂 I’m dead

  • @Bulldozz1-1
    @Bulldozz1-1 2 года назад +44

    Jim: that’s a really handsome duck.
    Dwight: Mallard
    ……
    Jim: A wooden duck?
    Dwight: Mallard
    Really funny how Dwight feels the urge to correct Jim in between the serious conversations 😂

  • @differentman1878
    @differentman1878 2 года назад +15

    "I'm not insane."

  • @r.u.jent.6512
    @r.u.jent.6512 2 года назад +8

    Dwight has seen the movie saw “ he cuts his leg off”, but he still says it’s as fun as a see saw 🤣🤣😯

  • @beebo-
    @beebo- 2 года назад +26

    michael puts his bagels on his keyboard, the dirtiest place he could have put them

  • @jennasweeney7370
    @jennasweeney7370 Год назад +10

    I love how Dwight calls Ryan 'temp' even he's not a temp anymore

  • @maximillian875
    @maximillian875 2 года назад +45

    Dwight: “…I wish I had a lair…”
    Me: You could use your barn…
    Would’ve been funnier if, the whole episode, he corrects everyone that calls the mallard a duck, and in his last sentence of the episode, he says, “Do you ACTUALLY believe I’d put my primary listening device into a wooden DUCK?”

    • @shankhoneel
      @shankhoneel 2 года назад +6

      Finally, someone said it. My point exactly! That would have showed that Dwight himself didn’t give much importance to the mallard/duck.

  • @Miguel-vh3yf
    @Miguel-vh3yf 2 года назад +73

    Dwight is the smartest man in the world change my mind

    • @apap2495-e4d
      @apap2495-e4d 2 года назад +6

      I was not, I did not, how come not....

    • @DrumsNRoses
      @DrumsNRoses 2 года назад +1

      @@apap2495-e4d HAHAHA I UNDERSTOOD YOUR REFERENCE

    • @Astrussy
      @Astrussy Год назад

      I was going to explain in depth how another office employee was the smartest, but why waste time-use lot word when few word do trick?

  • @DavidPeters1
    @DavidPeters1 2 года назад +43

    Just a friendly reminder that Ryan started the fire

    • @peelsreklaw
      @peelsreklaw 2 года назад +2

      @Stuff Ryan is the Alpha and the Omega. And possibly the Sigma.

  • @constantinenero
    @constantinenero 2 года назад +6

    Dwiiiiight!!!!
    Ahahaha my best caractère of all séries..
    The office c'est vraiment quelque chose!!!🐸🐸

  • @nathank1899
    @nathank1899 2 года назад +7

    Quarter of a thousand dollars😂

  • @AtypicalCreator
    @AtypicalCreator Год назад +9

    The whole interaction with Dwight reading Kelly's email about Robert at 4:32 had me dying!!
    "It's not that bad actually."
    "PS we should kill him."
    *Ryan and Kelly's reactions*

  • @thesourpatchkidd579
    @thesourpatchkidd579 2 года назад +33

    Ryan was genuinely suggesting they torcher Jim maybe he’s the Scranton Strangler. We know he started the fire-what else could he be capable of?

  • @the.real.dwight.schrute
    @the.real.dwight.schrute 2 года назад +3

    Wonderful.

  • @hazy_lacy
    @hazy_lacy 2 года назад +2

    Do-ba-ba-do-ba-do-ba! “What’s Dwight up to?”

  • @mackhaddock5376
    @mackhaddock5376 Год назад +1

    “Wish I had a Lair…”

  • @tejaswinik
    @tejaswinik Год назад +1

    i misread the title as 'dwight schrute screaming for 10 minutes' and i was waiting for him to scream "MICHEAL!!!! MICHEAL!!!"

  • @lilyshealinggarden5648
    @lilyshealinggarden5648 2 года назад +3

    I love this series 💝

  • @Firstofhername007
    @Firstofhername007 Год назад +2

    Dwight’s laugh at 1:06 😂😂😂

  • @customschwag
    @customschwag 2 года назад +3

    H&H Bagels..the office is in the Seinfeld universe.

  • @AmakaN.
    @AmakaN. 2 года назад +2

    ‘You’re not equipped for espinoge’😅

  • @mr83
    @mr83 2 года назад +2

    I’m so stupid, I read Dwight screaming for 10 minutes

  • @BtrDaze
    @BtrDaze Год назад +1

    Punishment fits the crime. I accept 🤝

  • @rafaelamendola944
    @rafaelamendola944 2 года назад +2

    Bobcat, this is dragon

  • @dimaltabuni4002
    @dimaltabuni4002 7 месяцев назад

    1:06 Dwight enjoy laughing 😅

  • @dabieji3982
    @dabieji3982 2 года назад +7

    Dwight is the best character that ever written in the history of TV !!

  • @animyosfox8617
    @animyosfox8617 2 года назад +4

    I’ll have to say that again and again - unless under very extraordinary conditions, Dwight K. Schrute being nice to you (especially if you’re Jim) isn’t a good sign at all…

  • @jenniferadams7582
    @jenniferadams7582 4 месяца назад

    5:26 I think he is thinking of Dr Horrible

  • @KotkarSiddhesh
    @KotkarSiddhesh 2 года назад +1

    May you work with the strength of ten full grown men

  • @DeathLord-xy9fv
    @DeathLord-xy9fv 2 года назад +1

    Dwight also started the fiyah!

  • @wonderfridge7857
    @wonderfridge7857 2 года назад +15

    When did everyone get so cynical..

  • @RLplusabunchofdumbnumbers
    @RLplusabunchofdumbnumbers 2 года назад +33

    The whole "Duck/Mallard" thing has always annoyed me - a Mallard is a duck. It's not a correction.

    • @Keboplace
      @Keboplace 2 года назад

      Tru

    • @Hawk7886
      @Hawk7886 2 года назад +5

      That's the joke, dude. He's overly pedantic.

  • @hequangminhtran1844
    @hequangminhtran1844 2 года назад +2

    Kelly saying ‘Hi’ at 3:31 after Andy salutes them.

  • @TheProArabicGamer
    @TheProArabicGamer 2 года назад +1

    8:28 Dwight's face is a blooper on Dwight is actually confused for once.

  • @carleesanders6039
    @carleesanders6039 Год назад

    i clicked cause i thought it said switch screaming for 10 minutes straigjt lol

  • @saikarunbr1503
    @saikarunbr1503 2 года назад +5

    FALSE. This is 9 min 56 seconds long

  • @Honzimus
    @Honzimus 2 года назад

    I am not insane.

  • @cleopatraleons
    @cleopatraleons 2 года назад +6

    It’s less funny when you have an actual employee like this💀extremely exhausting and time consuming.

  • @vikkorheel9966
    @vikkorheel9966 2 года назад

    Ohh nooo🤣🤣

  • @yellowgreen5277
    @yellowgreen5277 2 года назад +3

    IMO

  • @vivianaespinoza5281
    @vivianaespinoza5281 2 года назад

    Wait scams?

  • @brianellinger6622
    @brianellinger6622 2 года назад

    .

  • @unclebill977
    @unclebill977 2 года назад

    brainfuuud

  • @juanayon5128
    @juanayon5128 Год назад

    This always got me from Dwight. By doing these overrated schemes and trying ti get Jim fired. It was actually going ti work. Michael did so much and even more. But somehow, never got fired!
    Being a manager isn’t going ti let you get fired easily. It
    Doesn’t matter if he did a few stupid little games but it doesn’t get anyone fired.
    This was another example in why I always thought. Dwight wasn’t manager quality. A manager doesn’t get fired easily.

  • @mrgallagher7072
    @mrgallagher7072 2 года назад

    dude,,,, that was so woke.
    wait,.. did I use that in the right context.

  • @az4535
    @az4535 2 года назад

    Im sorry, but the "dwights diabolical plan" plotline was so annoying and stupid, there were some good jokes, but I didnt like it at all.

  • @gettingcalledoutontwitteri1882
    @gettingcalledoutontwitteri1882 2 года назад +2

    Ryan & Dwight duo would be so cool