This is straight-up the best ASMR channel on the site. No stupid gimmicks, no suggestive thumbnails, etc... Just a ton of creativity, Rift hasn't produced a single flop yet.
Plot twist this is rifts actual face and he's just been using makeup Edit: guys I just wanted to make a funny joke not start an argument also leave meorlboro cop alone he doesn't deserve this much hate for a simple reply he made
Rift’s kid probably has the most clout ever. Imagine being able to tell your friends that your dad is a tattoo artist, a sales man of everything & nothing, a doctor, etc.
Everybody has their chuckles about how real the tattoos look until he still looks like this in his next video. Edit: Well boys thankfully his face is back to his normal self.
Does anyone else just watch these in the middle of the day? Like, if I’m bored, ER. If I’m hungry, get food and watch ER. It’s just a process that might seem strange to people, I donno.
This is the most realistic tattoo ASMR I've ever watched, because you even get the wiping right after tattooing for a little bit. This was really good for losing myself into and relaxing, well done!
I dont know if you are joking and the joke went straight over my head but its a pretty big chance that before this video he put on those heat enabled tattoos
Ah yes, I would love to watch myself a jolly good show of "Richard and Mortimer". I always have myself a jolly good laugh and sometimes, this tis a bit embarrassing, but I do spill my tea when I have too much of a laugh!
The sheer diversity of ideas (as well as the fantastic quality of course) in Rift's videos is astonishing. You never know what's coming next! No one deserves 1,000,000 subs more - and then some.
Real quick. If you want tattoos and you're getting it done, never refer to the tattoo machine as a tattoo "gun" a LOT of artist hate that. Its like calling a biker club a "gang"
What if everyone on this world is actually a clone of “the man” and the ones that are doing jobs and stuff are extras that didn’t get anything to give to people
As soon as I pull up this video I got an ad about the 2nd annual Dallas Tattoo event show. Don’t have any tattoos but that’s good to know there is one in the DFW area
I'm so prepared for ER to do anything that I can see his face covered in temporary tattoos and just think, "Yeah, that's some classic ER shit right there"
I have been watching you rift for about 2 years now and I watch you every night to help me sleep and you are the best asmr person I have ever listened to
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This is straight-up the best ASMR channel on the site. No stupid gimmicks, no suggestive thumbnails, etc... Just a ton of creativity, Rift hasn't produced a single flop yet.
He don’t miss
Agreed. Paul is the best!
He has a lot of passion. Greetings from Germany.
Aw man, time to wait for "flop(ping) asmr" vid
This is a fact
ER is like that cool uncle that always has something fun to show or tell you.
I read this as something fun to shower tell you
Hence why we call him Uncle E :)
@Veriox22 Like ball gags and clown porn.
@@grammernotzi wat (O_O)
And who occasionally tattoos your face
He's no longer Uncle E. He goes by "Lil Rift" now
I appreciate your comment.
I’m obsessed with your name + pfp, as we all know king crimson in fact does just work
@@FatefulOleander Do you like the name Drozvonivan?
@@Masaki-1334 that’s badass
@@FatefulOleander thank you, its romainian for little warrior.
Plot twist, it’s Rifts brother Drift.
Tf lol
Best brother name I’ve ever heard
HAHAHAHAHAH OHHHHHHHHH MY GOD HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA howd YOU COME UP WITH THAT!?
And he likes to buy his gangster clothing at a drift shop
@@kaigomai6471 exactly
ER is so dedicated, he actually got the Post Malone treatment. Props to him.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PFP.
Jesus Christ what is you profile picture
@@orpheus7069 me?
@@themonsterunderyourbed.7620 meme man
@@StrobeVII oh.
Ahhh my boi ER is so close to 1 million! My god has it really been like.. 6/7 years of watching you?
Apparently whispering chinface came out 8 years ago.. Jesus...
@@OzMediaOfficial holy shit dude
@@OzMediaOfficial he has 1 mil now! But also I didn’t realise it was 8 years ago, it only feels like last night when I found that vid
Now he is!
TIL Oz listens to ASMR
Plot twist this is rifts actual face and he's just been using makeup
Edit: guys I just wanted to make a funny joke not start an argument also leave meorlboro cop alone he doesn't deserve this much hate for a simple reply he made
That would be funny lol
What a twist!
Yeah that’s funny
If only
If he was a rapper
"Lil rift"
Rift’s kid probably has the most clout ever. Imagine being able to tell your friends that your dad is a tattoo artist, a sales man of everything & nothing, a doctor, etc.
He has more jobs than Johnny sins
@@-ddeception-4103 made my day.
Don’t forgot literal Satan
He got more jobs than Barbie does 😟😟😟
@@-ddeception-4103 I’m very curious as to how many the two have and how close it is.
Let’s be fair ER must have been STRUGGLING to NOT make this the TATOO MAN
It is , he said “voids”
It's tattoo
Everybody has their chuckles about how real the tattoos look until he still looks like this in his next video.
Edit: Well boys thankfully his face is back to his normal self.
Cant wait.
I means it's a real tattoo gun...
I hope he immediately did a handful after this to post while those were still there
@@jordanshepherd7168 that'd be ridiculous
@@naykayta that's exactly the type of thing Uncle Rift would do tho
I feel like Rift must be one of the coolest dads. Either that or he's like... unbearably cringe but loved in retrospect
He is the one telling these awful puns or dumb jokes and is very goofy
10/10 best dad ever, no question
Coolest dad but still knows a great many puns
Judging from the suicide talk asmr 5 years ago he is the cool one
@@catchingtheshot1333 or the new " how to grill your shelf "
I love how the only colored tattoo (thats not black) on his face is a low battery
my mn l m pou m miul lo
@@shinsuu777 I agree
@@shinsuu777 100% based and redpilled.
@@shinsuu777 that’s a bit to political buddy
@@shinsuu777 dude what the hell
Rift: I like to be clean and hygienic as possible
Also Rift, not even 10 minutes ago: Uses partially, Debated clean sock to wipe our face
The nwo probably banned towels and wipes
@@thelivingcat0210 can they ban depression too? cause I'm really fucking tired of being lonely and depressed.
I’m gonna need Film Theory to make an Ephemeral Rift timeline.
Shut up and take my money🙏🏻 💵
@@benjamim8046 i agree bro xD
it would be awsome to have something like that
I think that this one works perfectly in After The Flash line
The world needs more tatoo artists who are just like "yup sounds like a bad life choice, lets do it"
It's tattoo
Mmm, I see. So when's your album dropping on soundcloud, rift?
*holds up a picture of Karl Marx*
“I believe his name was Socrates”
@Bronzethelegend36 4 Yeah, definitely not.
To be fair, literally everything was banned, including history books
@@aaronbold8715 true, marx was wiser
@@wheatgod9125 gr8 b8, too bad it's too dry here to fish
@@bardolomaios2g301 i’m not some internet weirdo looking for attention. it’s facts lol
I can't believe he actually acquired a tattoo machine for this. I love how dedicated Rift is to his craft. And it's a bloody talented craft!
John carpenters “The Thing” is hands down one of the best horror movies of all time.
I agree
what you mean horror movie? its a documentary
Og Texas chainsaw is the goat of horror like rly fckin good
@@apmfer 2 is better
The low battery tattoo on his forehead is the best one.
ER: _completely normal_
Also ER: *listens to Post Malone one time*
kinda sus
Kinda sus
Completely normal?
Sus amogus
me and my comrades are on our way to get our "socrates" tattoos
I second the notion for a Skyrim role play. The pure asmr to be had with a simple “eeeeeeverythings for sale my friend, everything’s for sale”
The rubber chicken head is the most treasured thing!
depends which void you're in, not worth much in these parts
Best asmrtist I've followed ever
Been following for a about for years now and always liking the content
This guy has some serious inventive
It’s kinda disappointing that in 3 years he’s only gained 460k subs. people just don’t want to try new things
@@Gumperthehumper 100k+ a year isn’t nothing to scoff at, especially for an alternative asmr channel
KURUNKLE IS BACK!!!!!!! ITS MY FAVORITE UNLE E TRIGGER
You mean caruncle?
6:18 - it's now my fav too :)
You mean cringe?
Does anyone else just watch these in the middle of the day? Like, if I’m bored, ER. If I’m hungry, get food and watch ER. It’s just a process that might seem strange to people, I donno.
He looks like generic UFC 4 created fighter.
Still I adore his passion in creating videos.
Rift will find any excuse to use the word "caruncle", huh?
That “low battery” one isn’t bad lol
I don't just come for the tingles, I come for this man's big brain when it comes to making asmr. Great vid my dude!
The fact that he refers to the thing as a documentary is mildly alarming
I hope we can see the rubber chicken head reunited with its body at some point.
My man looks like he had a fight with a printer and lost
Excellent comment 😂💀🎯
Hehe it just came to me 😂
when he called The Thing a documentary. gold
"John Carpenters The Thing. I've heard a lot about this documentary." 😆😂🤣
if i wake up with actual tattoos on my face i swear to god
Yes, uncle E will be breaking into everyone’s house and giving them tattoos in they sleep, I got a tatto of Corvus clemins
The song "Tattoo" by Weird Al comes to mind watching this.
Can you give a link, if it is possible, please?)
"Another Tattoo" is the full name
@@alexcobalt6302 Just type "weird al another tattoo" and it will pop up
@@isetmfriendsofire yea, thanx, it was really weird)) but not bad
Only 10k left and then uncle e has reached 1 Million Subscribers 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I wish you would compile the “what you have to offer” sections of every video because the tingles from those sections are like none other
This is the most realistic tattoo ASMR I've ever watched, because you even get the wiping right after tattooing for a little bit. This was really good for losing myself into and relaxing, well done!
*taps match stick*
“Yeah I can definitely take that and I will tattoo your entire face”
I love this 😂😂
MAN I GET TO ENJOY THE UNIQUE ASPECTS OF A BEAUTIFUL FACE TATTOO WITH NONE OF THE PERMANENT ASPECTS OR SOCIAL REPERCUSSIONS! HOW GREAT!
Cant believe ER went through all the trouble and cost to get his face tattooed for this video, the dedication is astounding
I dont know if you are joking and the joke went straight over my head but its a pretty big chance that before this video he put on those heat enabled tattoos
@@brandenduguay4655 No way!!! It’s ER we talking about, he got them for real! You’ll see
I came from 4 parallel universes away to this void in the middle of nowhere just to get a tattoo. It was worth it of course.
Ah yes, I would love to watch myself a jolly good show of "Richard and Mortimer". I always have myself a jolly good laugh and sometimes, this tis a bit embarrassing, but I do spill my tea when I have too much of a laugh!
Lmao
Years ago when ER was only at a fraction of his popularity, now he is about to hit a million
as an tattoo artist i feel represented and appreciate this video greatly 🖤🖤🖤
Can you tattoo the Declaration of Independence on my left iris? Im ready to pay you 2 matches and single fold cut off from jeans
Am I the only one who would love to play an MMO based on ER’s Universe?
I can’t wait to see historians in 500 years calling The Thing a documentary.
That probably took so damn long, respect for always making cool ass ways to make me fall asleep.
ER is def top 3 ASMR artists.
Day by day, we are closing in on 1 million. In no time, we are going to get there. That’s a huge mile milestone and you deserve it Paul.
The sheer diversity of ideas (as well as the fantastic quality of course) in Rift's videos is astonishing. You never know what's coming next! No one deserves 1,000,000 subs more - and then some.
For some reason this is my favorite video on this channel
man i really enjoy your channel, i wish i could hug you and say how great my night is whit your videos
Day 10 of asking for a grey beards Skyrim role play
Same man
Jason approves this video
Ki ki ki ma ma ma
Nice you found a phone at the bottom of camp crystal lakes, lake
@@brandenduguay4655 Who said I was still down there…..
@@JasonVoorhees-os1uf your mom
@@AS-bu9rw ah you must have asked joe
Okay but ER looks great with those tats we can't lie
Keep the hard work up your vids are amazing
I love how sanitary it is especially the sock very clean 10/10
Did I miss something ? Or why does Uncle E have a Tattoo Gun and knows how set it up correctly ??
...huh...
how do you think he got all those face tattoos?
he learned how to use a tattoo gun
@@fordsrest oh man, U r right, thats so cool xD
Real quick. If you want tattoos and you're getting it done, never refer to the tattoo machine as a tattoo "gun" a LOT of artist hate that. Its like calling a biker club a "gang"
@@McDoubleWithCheese Then what is more acceptable to call it?
Best ER video of 2021
As always i didnt expect this at all but i am here for it.
No regerts watching this over and over again!
Tell Corvus I like his void.
Very nice Mr Paul.Can you do a paint your face video?I think the sound and gentle touch of the brush would be awesome.Just a kind suggestion sir!!
The little piece of the star on his cheek thats falling off is just simply a 😤 moment
What if everyone on this world is actually a clone of “the man” and the ones that are doing jobs and stuff are extras that didn’t get anything to give to people
His face looks like the table in the back of class
As soon as I pull up this video I got an ad about the 2nd annual Dallas Tattoo event show. Don’t have any tattoos but that’s good to know there is one in the DFW area
How can i fall asleep to this, cause I'm laughing like crazy 😅
Gotta love ER ❤
Uncle E, there’s a little something on your face
As some one who has a lot of tattoos I wish it was this easy, painless and relaxing LOL!! Thanks for the tingles
i would legitimately get the bottom left tattoo on ur first page, really cool in an abstract way
greatest asmr artist of all time hands down
Nothing but pure respect for this man
Every video I watch from this man, I just ask myself : When will his creativity stops ?
I guess it will continue infinitely like the void
so close to 1 million subs. you got it rift !
One of the best sounds in the world
I love how he can say the funniest shit and remain with a straight face ,🤣
Uncle Rift looks like he’s ready to drop his first rap on soundcloud 🙌
I absolutely lost it when he pulled out the whole ass Declaration of Independence. Funniest shit I've seen on YT in a while.
First the normal symbols you'd expect from any other tattooist and then this came up
i felt the sound of the machine in my nerve endings- such a great video
Imagine someone walks up to you with “lower five” tattooed on their eyeball
I get it!
oblivionwriter I don’t. Help pls?
@@valarian4423 it's a demon slayer reference
Anyone else excited for ER to hit 1 million subscribers?!
Yess!! 🌟
Cmon guys 10k subs left to go let’s get this man to 1 million!!!!
WOOO! The road to one million subscribers!
I'm so prepared for ER to do anything that I can see his face covered in temporary tattoos and just think, "Yeah, that's some classic ER shit right there"
Only 10k left before the millios!? Any project for the special 1mil video?
Oh woah, I just got my first tattoo almost right as you posted this
Man I’ve been waiting for this one
I have been watching you rift for about 2 years now and I watch you every night to help me sleep and you are the best asmr person I have ever listened to
This is why Uncle E is my favorite ASMRtist. He’s weird and I love it
Yo man ive been watching since like 07 ur almost at 1 M keep it up 💯
Rift ur nearly at 1m it’s been a while but we are finally on the home run. Congrats 🎉
Imo this is basic and simple for someone like Rift considering his previous ideas! His video's are literally filled with creativity.
ER tattoos his entire face for a video, now thats what I call dedication!
It’s unbelievable that he doesn’t have million followers yet! Cmon!
Nice tats ER