@Rebekah Letourneau Nathan fillion voiced both buck and cayde(up until the release of the forsaken dlc for destiny 2, where the voice actor was changed) so that's probably why
@@goingdumb2762 no it doesnt what it says is that the forerunners seeded human life after themselves on our planet as a emergency procedure earth was far enough away from almost all the halo rings execpt for 1 which is the installation john destroys but the forerunners took their dna and they adaptied so that way they could survive easier and gave them basic genetic codes which would allow them to change it themselves if they ever survived long enough to know how pretty much they used their dna to craft ours then allowed it to have enough empty space in it to allow evolution to fill in the gaps well also allowing our dna to be bendable enough to make soldiers like the spartins or even craft a cure for the flood but because of the care the forerunners took to ensure our spieces it caused the covident to hate us once they started seeing that humans had the genetic markers needed to trigger forerunner installations
@@Mystickrage Dude, humans existed with the Forerunners, the only reason the Halo universe humans are alive after the flood is because of the Liberian, a forerunner was the person who created the Knights to fight the flood, the knights were made out of captured humans.
@@Mystickrage Where you got that information from? 10 years ago from a third-rated source? Go update your archive man, cause the origins of humans have been changed since 343 Industry took over Bungie. Even then you got it wrong, Bungie wanted the Forerunners to be ancient humans, not the ones who created humans.
@cristopher wong that's like shooting a 10 year old child soldier it's bad they are like slaves being ordered around by the elites and sent out on suicide missions as well most of them are 6-13 year old come on >:(
@Kevin Nguyen Minh-Sang well actually since the Ungoy rebellion fall the elites surprisingly gave them a secon chance they gave them more comman food and Medical supplies that doubled a normal Ungoy lifespan.
some of those soldiers were probably made when the cities on earth were composed in h4 so it’d actually kinda make sense for them to remember some memes in their previous life
Apparently the Soldiers are the humans that got composed by the Didact in Halo 4. Explains the modern-sounding names (crawlers being ancient humans and knights being medieval humans perhaps?) - the trash talk must be from the ones who were gamers
@@remyrichardson8614 well in the lore they are but since halo 1 they do things that made them less serius that is something bungie developed and 343 continue
Every character: Grunts: The little kid That Likes fighting but hates losing Jackals: That guy that only does the job for pay Elites: The Guy that Has too much faith in something Soldiers: The salty Xbox Kid Warden: The Guy Who Expects everyone to play fair
0:37 That line actually gave me goosebumps. It would sound really scary if I was just running around when suddenly "Stop that human shooty car!". I'd nope the hell out asap.
The jackals are bounty hunters, unggoy are enslaved, elites are (usually) the officers and pretty much Control of all military actions, lekgolo are enslaved too.
That one Elite at 2:17 saying he'll never shoot humans again? He's actually not shooting at all at that moment! I wonder... If you leave him, would he reneg on his promise? A shame they couldn't have your character respond to a comment like that with "Then drop the gun, and run!" and actually have that Elite disarm and run off, never to be seen again. There was a grunt I found in Halo 3 that did that; ran into a room yelling, I shot the pistol from his hand, and then he looked at his hand, at me, screamed, ran back out, and hid around a corner covering his head. I left him alive because he showed brains. Wonder what ever happened to him after that....
Say what you want about the rest of the campaign’s writing, but these lines are 10/10. I need more of those promethean lines like that. The “time out I’m lagging” one was hilarious.
5:23 "Wait timeout.I'm lagging" is related to all of us hahahahah
Hahahaha
*Mario maker flashbacks intensify*
so is "get gud" like it said earlier
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I literally died when I heard that😂
So even promethians regard the warthog as a puma... nice subtle RvB reference.
Prometheans, despite their infinite wisdom, cannot tell the difference between a car and a Puma.
Oh yeah!
I totally forgot about that lol.
@@HarmonicVector
Nah, they can, they're just RvB fans lol
There's a rvb Muzeum
Real subtle
4:41
Buck: How about you let me drive from now on?
Me: *instant flashback to kat driving me off a cliff*
*instant flashbacks to getting run over by marines*
Instant flashback to The Storm in Halo 3...
@@Bowfella oh God those were nightmares.......giving them control and then get run over by them.....
idk how this happened but in the first mission on reach the hornet went into the water constantly and kept killing me ;-;
I once was playing reach firefight with a friend and drove us both off a cliff.
Locke: "Grab that Mantis."
Buck: "Oh cool, a suit of armor for my armor."
It is really many levels of armor
You are a brain in a skeleton mech wearing meat armor wearing metal armor wearing a larger suit of armor
@@morganpriest7726 We put armor in your armor so you can be armored while being armored.
- visual confusion - \/\/0+ ?
Dawn of war 2 imperial guard tank upgrade reference?
@Rebekah Letourneau Nathan fillion voiced both buck and cayde(up until the release of the forsaken dlc for destiny 2, where the voice actor was changed) so that's probably why
1:09 I admire that elite's motivation.
WE'RE ALL DYING AEEUUGGGGHH
2020 in a sentence
*500 mark has been reached*
He gives "funny dad" vibes
Did that forerunner warrior just said "time out im lagging? " looks like he needs some software update cortana
In the lore it says they are actually Ancient Humans lmao
@@goingdumb2762 no it doesnt what it says is that the forerunners seeded human life after themselves on our planet as a emergency procedure earth was far enough away from almost all the halo rings execpt for 1 which is the installation john destroys but the forerunners took their dna and they adaptied so that way they could survive easier and gave them basic genetic codes which would allow them to change it themselves if they ever survived long enough to know how pretty much they used their dna to craft ours then allowed it to have enough empty space in it to allow evolution to fill in the gaps well also allowing our dna to be bendable enough to make soldiers like the spartins or even craft a cure for the flood but because of the care the forerunners took to ensure our spieces it caused the covident to hate us once they started seeing that humans had the genetic markers needed to trigger forerunner installations
@@Mystickrage Dude, humans existed with the Forerunners, the only reason the Halo universe humans are alive after the flood is because of the Liberian, a forerunner was the person who created the Knights to fight the flood, the knights were made out of captured humans.
@@Mystickrage Where you got that information from? 10 years ago from a third-rated source? Go update your archive man, cause the origins of humans have been changed since 343 Industry took over Bungie. Even then you got it wrong, Bungie wanted the Forerunners to be ancient humans, not the ones who created humans.
@@Mystickrage where'd you get your source chief?
You're dying, im dying we're all dying. - sangheili 2019
He sounded a little too excited to be dying lol
he must watch unus annus
Oh how right he was
That's just 2020 in a nutshell
@@ijnyuudachi4917 good point. Lmao
snake snake snaaaake!
Lydia Perez that jackal sure loves metal graf solid
@@thehypherion7205 dislike
*M E T A L G E A R*
@@jetpackdog3427 I did THE voice in my head when I read this
Colonel
The ungoy that siad he wanted to go home made me sad :(
Don't worry cortana will take care of em
@cristopher wong that's like shooting a 10 year old child soldier it's bad they are like slaves being ordered around by the elites and sent out on suicide missions as well most of them are 6-13 year old come on >:(
@Kevin Nguyen Minh-Sang well actually since the Ungoy rebellion fall the elites surprisingly gave them a secon chance they gave them more comman food and Medical supplies that doubled a normal Ungoy lifespan.
It’s sadder knowing they’re pretty much slave soldiers
I had one say that as he suicided into me.
5:56 “I can’t handle this kind of pressure!”
*gets vibe checked outta nowhere*
3:53 "evasive maneuvers!" Proceeds to run away. Now thats my kind of battle strategy.
Joseph Joestar would be proud
@@J0J0Reference SMOKEY!!!
Grunt: i been waiting for this fight co-
*elite dies*
Grunt: *EVASIVE MANUVERS*
Promethian: "No, Erasive maneuvers!" Fires Binary Rifle.
J0J0 Reference YOU CANT SAY THE N WORD THATS RACIST
"It's time for Dying! I'm Dying! Your Dying! We're ALL Dying!"
Truly inspiring quote.
Me when I do a LASO campaign.
Wurk Wurk
5:57 I cAnT hAnDlE tHiS kInD oF PrEsSuRe
*FALCON PUNCH*
That was the best part
5:56*
Fus ro daaaaaaaa
I was looking for this
“What do you get when you breed a human and an unggoy, your mother”😂😂😂
That was savage
“Ha!
Ha ha!”
must've been hot tho
@@SorcererAC0 oh god
30 years of war against the covies and this was the hotest glassing ^^
6:05 okay that elite is just so good on roasting
Destruction 100
Ammar Pratama *DESTRUCCION 100**
@@nicolasfernandeztaboada1656 si amigo
Harvey Lu si you
@@nicolasfernandeztaboada1656 por que?
3:06, this is what every jackal is thinking.
343i understands the lore
5:50 "Your Control of that Phaeton cancan be compared to a drunk riding a puma." Did that Soldier just drop a RVB reference?
Izumi Shion 343 are smart!
Look at halo 3 they did the same
@@MasterHall117 atleast for dialogue choiches
@@alduinfr
Infinite: you sure about that?
@@MasterHall117 i'm not sure, it still looks like call of duty instead of halo.
That one elite as Emile's mindset.
"You're dying. I'm dying. We're all dying."
Because it's time for dying.
1:09
0:54 "Coward human fighting in a walking death machine, WHO EVEN DOES THAT!?"
Says the grunt in a walking mech of destruction
"Wait! Time out! I'm lagging." 😂😂😂 That's the best.
5:23
Me in a nutshell
Bruh that's always me when my internet acts stupid.
@@SilverTheEditor yea lol
2:09 Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAKE!!
Oh good a nintendo joke thx bro
@@OfficialNightic
>Nintendo joke
>Only 2 MG games on a Nintendo console (1 on NES and 1 on GameCube)
I didn't know jackals play metal gear lol
@@cactusjuice7723 more playstation or xbox joke.
@@cactusjuice7723 what about the 3ds one?
5:02 my last two brain cells
Blank Name Cx “Rip in peace”
Tbh i stayed like 5 sec to realize wtf he just said
That made me laugh way too much
What he said wasn’t funny, but what you said reacting to what he said was so fvckin funny 😂 “my last two brain cells” lmfao
Smh My Head
"Battle is glorious. Waiting for battle is boring." That cracked me up something fierce!
Im the 117th like
1:12 “I’m ready how about you!!!
Don't
Start
This
Please
.
"I want to battle. But i also want to nap"
Dude.. yes..
*Gets a cramp while sleeping*
1:32 got me "He died as he lived. Small, and grunty."
2:10 mgs reference, this is too good
super autismo pretty good
ti was like perfect
Promethian’s just spew memes
Bang
Rip in peace
Have they considered getting good
Etc
they are ancient so it makes sense they would find the other memes first
"I'm lagging"
They are Forerunners not Prometheans
some of those soldiers were probably made when the cities on earth were composed in h4 so it’d actually kinda make sense for them to remember some memes in their previous life
@@joepoopgaming2254 they are Prometheans. forerunners had skin and i heard if Prometheans crawler and soldiers was forerunner ai
1:09
“IT’S TIME FOR DYIN’!”
“YOU’RE DYIN’!”
“I’M DYIN’!”
“WE’RE ALL DYIN’!”
Me when I shoot my rocket launcher at an enemy right in front of me
@@kurby7795 Halo CE CTF with Rocket Launcher only be like
2:27 pretty sure he said "mourn or fight, not both"
That would make a lot more sense :P
Jon Eis same here.
The Unggoy and Sangheili are just so damn cute in this game!
That should not have been the idea..
@@Skyrem25 I was thinking the exact same thing, too.
@@Skyrem25 I sure do love when my highly honourable, well trained warriors talk like they just got out of a BO2 lobby
Adam Khan I remember them having silly dialogue in 2 and 3 ad well.
Adam Khan silly dialogue was always present in halo??? To a lesser extent in reach because the covenant didn’t speak English
4:53
Lol. That's why they run away like that. 😂😂😂
5:15 Driving like a minor on a Friday night
OH MY GOD, THE SOLDIERS HAVE THE GREATEST LINES.
They are just like me. Sort of.
“compared to a phaeton, you suck at driving your puma”
Humans should consider 'getting gud'
@@realspartan5206 no its “Your control of that phaeton can be compared to a drunk riding a puma.”
Apparently the Soldiers are the humans that got composed by the Didact in Halo 4. Explains the modern-sounding names (crawlers being ancient humans and knights being medieval humans perhaps?) - the trash talk must be from the ones who were gamers
0:41 DID YOU HAVE TO SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE?!
Yes.
Insta kill
You don't get the confetti if you don't shoot them in the face.
5:23 promethon: time out iam lagging XD 😂😭 even thousands of years later theirs still lag LMAO
It's not thousands of years
It's millions :D
It’s about 532 years give or take a few.
I think it like 100.000 year
@Narkomancers I think so
"Wait, time out. Im lagging"
Me: *WHEEEZE*
6:06 "What do you get when you breed a human and an unggoy? Your mother hahaha" classic 😂🤣🤣
"I want to battle, but I also want to nap"
SAME
This dialogue makes the covenant charming
The shouldn't be
@@shrekt8386 well they are, at least to me.
@@Craft_Jensin He means the Covenant should be scary and imposing, not cute and charming.
@@remyrichardson8614 well in the lore they are but since halo 1 they do things that made them less serius that is something bungie developed and 343 continue
@@martinnavarrete5279 well yeah but they should be equal parts intimidating and funny
1:10 when everything starts exploding
Me whenever I fall but the boss falls with me
Basically most of the halo game endings hahahah
The the Jackals complaining about grunts being in the same room as them is a deep lore reference
I heard a friendly ai, the miners say "I dropped him like a sack of potatoes, alien potatoes" after he was killing some prometheans on heroic 🤣
Man that right there is some real Halo shit
So, Forerunners/Prometheans are basically walking MLG/gamer/meme machines.
yep
and i love them
"Snake? Snake! SNAKE!"
MGS reference! Just got that right now!
I wasn't expecting it but that made my day
Every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes.
Kinda reminds me of the Patrick star thing. SPIDERS!!!! 😂
Wait here you go
ruclips.net/video/v2RRnk63ZO4/видео.html
@@SorcererAC0 O… okay?
Promethium soldiers saying gamer phrases? They know too much!
Well, they were ancient humans..
@@goingdumb2762 More ancient than that, though.
Get good human
Oshe Shango how do you know they can’t yank it?
Time put I’m lagging lol
Every character:
Grunts: The little kid That Likes fighting but hates losing
Jackals: That guy that only does the job for pay
Elites: The Guy that Has too much faith in something
Soldiers: The salty Xbox Kid
Warden: The Guy Who Expects everyone to play fair
Jackals admittedly admire a good shot, not that they're thrilled to be on the other side.
0:37 That line actually gave me goosebumps. It would sound really scary if I was just running around when suddenly "Stop that human shooty car!". I'd nope the hell out asap.
it sounds like "stop that shooty-shooty car!"
The grunts seem to be either sad bois or mad bois.
2:48
Me literally everytime I die on MCC multiplayer
"I'M FINE! I'M FINE! I'm- I'm down!"- Spartan Edward Buck
classic cayde-6
5:55
Grunt: *I CANT HANDLE THIS KIND OF PRESSURE*
Frederick: *f**king kills the grunt*
A few things I learnd from this video
1. The forerunner soldiers are remotely controlled.
2. The covenant have salaries.
The jackals are bounty hunters, unggoy are enslaved, elites are (usually) the officers and pretty much Control of all military actions, lekgolo are enslaved too.
The Dutchinator lekgolo aren’t really enslaved as much as they are trained, kinda like a k9
"You're Dyin', I'm Dyin', We're Allll Dyin'!" -Elite Minor
"These humans should consider getting good"
5:50 Did that soldier just reference RvB?
yes
"Battle is glorieus but waiting for battle is boring"-Elite general slayer
"I can't handle this pressure" proceeds to get shoulder bashed lol 5:55
I can imagine a grunt and claptrap being best friends
The Annoying duo against the Universe
Imagine fighting a millennia old threat, watching a comrade die, and it cackling out the words “RIP in peace”
6:05 Yo that was GOLD! lolol
5:57
Grunt: “I can’t handle this kind of pressure!”
*cuts to a to be continued meme when the spartan is about to make impact*
5:51 RvB reference?
Relic of Sithis definitely
Yup
"He died as he lived. Small and grunty."
Nice line
5:24 “Wait, time out! I’m lagging!” had me dying
"Your dieing, I'm dieing, were aaalllll dieing!" Oh my f****** god absolutely the best line from an elite😂😂😂😂
The jackal making a metal gear reference killed me 🤣
3:46 I can’t believe he just said “git gud”
5:51. I am so thrilled they put in a RvB reference
"Watch out he has a submarine gun!"
And " I'll kill that monogogoose"
🤣 Grunts are the best enemies when it come to dialogue
"I can't handle this kind of pressure!"
*Gets punted by a spartan*
So many funny lines I can't put a time stamp
4:16
Your casual 9 yo toxic cod kid
So true
Also my sister
2:13 - Shut up Cay-wait nope I meant Buck
3:42 I want to battle, but I also want to nap
"time out im lagging'' XD
“He died as he lived, small and grunty” got me lmao
Grunt:"EVASIVE MANEUVERS!" *Proceeds to run right into Buck*
i really like the jackals’ voices
The "rip in peace" had me do a double take. Shit had me rolling
6:09 I would of been like dawm foo your still gunna kill me why do you got to hurt my feelings to
At this point he’s shooting at a dead body.
That one Elite at 2:17 saying he'll never shoot humans again? He's actually not shooting at all at that moment! I wonder... If you leave him, would he reneg on his promise? A shame they couldn't have your character respond to a comment like that with "Then drop the gun, and run!" and actually have that Elite disarm and run off, never to be seen again.
There was a grunt I found in Halo 3 that did that; ran into a room yelling, I shot the pistol from his hand, and then he looked at his hand, at me, screamed, ran back out, and hid around a corner covering his head. I left him alive because he showed brains. Wonder what ever happened to him after that....
that's just because h5 elites are stupid
*ring proceeds to explode*
Promethians straight up coming out with the MLG memes, what a time to be alive
"Wait, time out, I'm lagging!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jackal:” Paid to kill! Not die!” 😂😂
1:10 "I'm dying, your dying, we're all dying!" no truer words were spoken like that
Next up on the 4RUNNER S0LDIER speech program:
"Bruh wait!"
But it's said like a parent trying to get with the times:
"Bruh, Wait!
That Elite's "your mother" joke hurt me so bad my first playthrough I just sat there in silence for a few minutes.
As a U.S. infantryman I have to agree with that Elite! battle is glorious, waiting for battle is boring!
I actually really like what they did to the jackals special their voice lines! Gives em lots of personality that's been lacking
Wait, when Prometheans teleport, are they actually lagging?! Also, they are pretty much us in an online game XD
Bro when he said WAIT time out I’m lagging I lost it
Truth: I am the voice of the covenant
3:21 :
Say what you want about the rest of the campaign’s writing, but these lines are 10/10. I need more of those promethean lines like that. The “time out I’m lagging” one was hilarious.
i think that 5:39 is a destiny reference because you can infuse items in it to make them better
"I CANT HANDLE THIS PRESSURE-" *immediately spartan charged*
0:15 is the best XD
PsycoMinded no it would be 2:10
One of my favorite things Halo 5 did was the funny dialogue that felt like Halo to me.
Having never owned an XBOX, I can't decide whether these lines are actually in the game. Like, they're preposterous, but the voice acting is so good!
Duke Exeter they are brotha
@@rockygaming9705 wow. My favorite series I've almost never played just got a lot better.
@@Duke_Exeter Well theres a skull that increases the silly dialogue potential so playing normally isnt as common.
Lmao all the random dialogue they add to the game is priceless, glad they kept some traditions
0:23 I think that is the first time I have heard a grunt do a raspberry.
How can they if they have no lips though