The Unbreakable® Telescopic Umbrella U-212s vs. Punching Bag

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The Unbreakable® Telescopic Umbrella Model U-212s
Made in Poland
The Unbreakable® Telescopic Umbrella Model U-212s protects against rain and everything else.... Whacks just as strong as a steel pipe but it weighs only 1 lb. (454 g).
-- Legal to carry everywhere
-- Never raises suspicions
-- Protects against rain and everything else....
Our Unbreakable® Telescopic Umbrella has no unusual parts, it does not arouse suspicion, can be carried legally everywhere where any weapons are prohibited, and it does protect from rain and from UV rays (it is covered in state-of-the-art waterproof anti-UV fabric). Anyone who can use a stick for defense can use this umbrella.
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[@SrSpankems]

No offense but people well trained in guns with guns are the ideal self defense tool.

[@JoeUglyFatMama]

There's a shitload of places you can't carry a gun or a knife. This is for those places.

[@FirstLast-uz6eq]

you can take this thing on a plane