Did Bob Mortimer Help Damon Hill Win a Grand Prix By Giving Him 'Pocket Meat'? | Would I Lie To You?

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  • Bob Mortimer: "I once helped Damon Hill to Grand Prix success by presenting him with a pre-race snack."
    From Would I Lie to You? Series 14 Episode 4
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  • @WilliamsDinis
    @WilliamsDinis Год назад +1820

    Bob has been slowly wearing down David to a point he doubts the very fabric of reality.

    • @eksiarvamus
      @eksiarvamus Год назад +28

      I like that they usually put him in Lee's team so David has to guess. He really will be the end of David Mitchell one day.

    • @runtdmc796
      @runtdmc796 Год назад +21

      I'm sure bob tells the producers fake stories and pretends they are true

    • @patrickbyrne5070
      @patrickbyrne5070 Год назад +15

      Mitchell’s patented angry logic finds its match in Mortimer

    • @outbackspaceradio8416
      @outbackspaceradio8416 Год назад +7

      They really need to make a show together

    • @WilliamsDinis
      @WilliamsDinis Год назад +15

      @@runtdmc796 I'm not so sure about that, you can see from his personality that he's a naturally goofy guy and would be up to these kinds of crazy stuff

  • @Ultraw
    @Ultraw Год назад +1026

    And David falls further and further into insanity at the hands of Bob Mortimer 😂

    • @WILTY_TV
      @WILTY_TV  Год назад +91

      It's always the egg stories...

    • @suasanakota6219
      @suasanakota6219 Год назад +12

      ​@@WILTY_TV Hahaha you're right. Bob Mortimer, Eggs, and famous people from the past not mixing well for David 😅

    • @ruk2023--
      @ruk2023-- Год назад

      Eggsactly!@@WILTY_TV

  • @broheme8922
    @broheme8922 Год назад +504

    I don't think I've ever heard a better storyteller than Bob Mortimer. He would be pure gold at any party.

    • @lornarettig3215
      @lornarettig3215 Год назад +4

      Fully agree! I recommend James Acaster as a wonderful storyteller too. Do you like him? 😊

    • @broheme8922
      @broheme8922 Год назад +6

      @@lornarettig3215 Love him. Several of his WILTY stories are priceless - the Spice Girls album ("Spice") one is hysterical.

    • @lornarettig3215
      @lornarettig3215 Год назад +7

      @@broheme8922 ‘Good Squirt this year! 👍🏼’

    • @broheme8922
      @broheme8922 Год назад +7

      @@lornarettig3215 "Can I just say for the record, I hate this boy."

    • @jes2850
      @jes2850 Год назад +5

      plus he can rip an apple in half with his bare hands to entertain the guests XD

  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird5634 Год назад +199

    Bob pulled ''soil science'' out of thin air, it was brilliant.

    • @syd7801
      @syd7801 10 месяцев назад +20

      Maybe not - he was once collecting mud in a field next to a lean 2 (or 3) where he would go on to brew 3 award winning beers

    • @liammwilliams95
      @liammwilliams95 5 месяцев назад +5

      I *think* formula one is a soil additive to aid growtyh, and therefore I *THINK* that soil science was him coming up with a name for a soil supplement instead of formula one.
      Insane.

    • @alexismachine710
      @alexismachine710 3 месяца назад +3

      Shane Tobacco 😂

  • @ollyw2897
    @ollyw2897 Год назад +507

    Bob is a genius on this show. It’s the stupid details he adds that make it impossible to decide. How many more gems is he saving for future shows? 😂

    • @Whynot83848
      @Whynot83848 Год назад +13

      He reveals all of these gems and more in his podcast, “Athletico Mince”.

    • @eatingwithscott
      @eatingwithscott Год назад +3

      which episode of his podcast? or do u mean in general?

    • @sk8erhardy
      @sk8erhardy 9 месяцев назад +2

      Wish he was on more often! Make him a regular 🤣🤣

    • @andrewbloom7694
      @andrewbloom7694 8 месяцев назад

      I legitimately doubt he would run out before the show is cancelled (hopefully not for a long time of course!) I mean think about it, hes told I think 26 stories total as of January 2024, the average person has at least 60 or 70 ok anecdotes, right,? And it doesn't need to be good on its own, its the way he tells it. Theft and Shrubbery was literally just him and his friends trespassing while chanting nonsense, thats really not THAT interesting of a story, basically everyone has done SOMETHING of that sort as a kid. But they sure as hell didnt do it with Snipers dream and Harry Harryman while naming it theft ans shrubbery, that is allllll bob...
      And actually that also helps now I think about it lol. Hes always been very funny and very quick, so the likelyhood of him doing something funny is higher than even the average persons. Which terrifies me, poor david isn't gonna make it to 60 at this rate...

  • @BraceDeville
    @BraceDeville Год назад +175

    I've simply grown to love Bob Mortimer. He has single-handedly made David Mitchell question his own sanity,

  • @isabellaangeline2175
    @isabellaangeline2175 Год назад +348

    Bob Mortimer is the perfect fit for this show. His stories are so nonsensical and hilarious that you can never tell whether he’s lying or not.

  • @_J.F_
    @_J.F_ Год назад +203

    Bob gently playing around with David is up there in the very top of entertainment.....again, and again, and again 😆

  • @paulenicola
    @paulenicola 16 дней назад +4

    5:27 perfectly encapsulates the Bob Mortimer experience: a newcomer guest (Samantha) has her hands in the air with bated breath, a frequent guest (Miles) just cackling at the ridiculousness of it all, and a weary team captain (David) resigned to his fate of someday losing his sanity

  • @GnomaPhobic
    @GnomaPhobic Год назад +39

    "No, I probably prefer soil science" is absolutely golden.

    • @sorkinfanatic
      @sorkinfanatic Год назад +1

      This even comes up in the satsuma complex!!

    • @antster1983
      @antster1983 7 месяцев назад +2

      Miles Jupp certainly agrees.

  • @ssa3359
    @ssa3359 Год назад +172

    He did it again, people! HE DID IT AGAIN!! I think the best way around Bob's tales is to say true all the time. That way, they'd be sure to win atleast 90% of the time

    • @Schleimkeim19
      @Schleimkeim19 Год назад +5

      I have to add that so far none of his animal related stories were true as far as I'm aware. He didn't foster an owl named Mavis, his cat wasn't carried around in a cart, he's not a dog masseur and also did not catch a seagul with his bare hands.

    • @ssa3359
      @ssa3359 Год назад +1

      @Carlos Chilipimmel oh yes!! Guys, we may be onto something. Everyone drop in your tips and tricks to crack Bob's trues and lies. Let's help David keep his sanity.

    • @bencraven1262
      @bencraven1262 Год назад +18

      @@Schleimkeim19 the only canines he deals with require Fuji9

  • @rollin340
    @rollin340 Год назад +174

    Ahh... another fireplace story from Bob. I love it.
    Edit: It gets better on a rewatch. I love how odd Bob's stories are, and how so many are true. David being annoyed that he got another egg story wrong was hilarious.

  • @urbulibaba
    @urbulibaba Год назад +45

    so happy to see that, after so many years, Bob still hasn't used up his reservoir of oddly improbable anecdotes!

  • @evielynn5896
    @evielynn5896 Год назад +24

    the absolute speed that he came up with Topheavy Ken

  • @petejones879
    @petejones879 Год назад +94

    Bob will always be my favourite guest... His stories are brilliantly told... I used to watch him with Vic reeves on shooting stars and the smell of reeves and Mortimer.. And think surely they can't really be that insane.. Now watching this I realise he really is lol

  • @that.guy11
    @that.guy11 Год назад +238

    F1 fan here; Damon Hill failed to finish the 1996 British Grand Prix 😂 crashed out at half-distance because a wheel nut failed. He did win in ‘94 however which fits into Bob’s four-year window, so maybe he meant ‘94

    • @richardcooper9167
      @richardcooper9167 Год назад +98

      That’s interesting, but I think I prefer soil science…

    • @jebus89
      @jebus89 Год назад +52

      I was thinking as soon as he said '96 it must be a lie. Damn you Bob and your four-year window leniency

    • @alanburge2725
      @alanburge2725 Год назад

      Thanks for reminding me as I have forgotten that fact now. Hard to remember all the little details. Certain things though that one remembers from past races going back through time. I assumed maybe he had won that race that year. He had a good year in 96 though. Won the title.

    • @canveyrossful
      @canveyrossful Год назад +32

      Interesting that when Bob is asked what team he drove for he is about to say Williams, but pulls back on that answer. Very clever

    • @ktuluflux
      @ktuluflux Год назад +17

      He is a lawyer after all. The great Cockroach King.

  • @mim959
    @mim959 Год назад +43

    I'd seen this before but forgotten the outcome - Bob is truly one of life's wonders.

  • @daniellekiey-thomas1327
    @daniellekiey-thomas1327 Год назад +47

    I love Bob Mortimer. He’s an absolute gem, chaos personified. ❤️

  • @chris3937
    @chris3937 Год назад +43

    The man is a national treasure

  • @slyasleep
    @slyasleep Год назад +36

    The reaction from Samantha to Bob is like a kid to Santa.

  • @MultiWillz
    @MultiWillz Год назад +20

    The 'meggy tailwind' bit was what killed me when I first saw this.

  • @ryanfox2478
    @ryanfox2478 Год назад +26

    Bob strikes David's soul once again! oh how I love Mortimerian Tales 🤣

  • @thoso1973
    @thoso1973 Год назад +22

    David vs Bob on WILTY always reminds of the interrogation room scene between Batman and Joker in The Dark Knight.
    David was defeated before Bob read the card. 😆

  • @lornarettig3215
    @lornarettig3215 Год назад +11

    I love when Bob catches a giggle. The comedian’s comedian 🤴🏼

  • @gordonkerr7943
    @gordonkerr7943 Год назад +27

    The Egg Series.
    Bob Mortimer 3 - 0 David Mitchell
    David slowly loses his mind following every encounter with Bob. Comedy gold.

    • @sammm141
      @sammm141 5 месяцев назад +2

      Which one's the third egg story?

    • @caleblim6890
      @caleblim6890 Месяц назад

      @@sammm141probably the egg sandwich one in the This Is My…

  • @jamesandrew3668
    @jamesandrew3668 Год назад +20

    I could happily watch this once a month for the rest of my life. Joyous

  • @bencraven1262
    @bencraven1262 Год назад +49

    bob mortimer may actually be the funniest man alive

  • @madisonsmith1979
    @madisonsmith1979 9 месяцев назад +11

    I have been mocked for years by my friends for pulling out what I dubbed “pocket meat” at a Halloween party. The level of vindication I felt upon seeing this is beyond belief. Thank you, Bob Mortimer. Thank you.

  • @the_real_isco2146
    @the_real_isco2146 Год назад +18

    I read the autobiography of Bob Mortimer, that guy had a crazy life

  • @eyedeasneverdie3348
    @eyedeasneverdie3348 Год назад +11

    I'd happily watch a show where they just show Bob a picture of random people and he comes up with a name and even a slight backstory for them. That's all it would need to be.

  • @danielmckendry9925
    @danielmckendry9925 Год назад +14

    Bob, Lee and David make this show are the best trio this shows ever had with a bit of Kevin bridges

  • @peterclarke7240
    @peterclarke7240 21 день назад

    I just love how simultaneously completely baffled yet utterly delighted Samantha is by Bob's tale.
    Reminds me of Greg's reaction to the Apple. 🤣

  • @gregmichael8473
    @gregmichael8473 Год назад +44

    Loved David's "televised traffic" description of the race.

  • @jimskea224
    @jimskea224 Год назад +74

    I would gladly give up everything I have to move to a parallel universe and watch a round of "Carrot In A Box" between Bob Mortimer and Sean Lock

  • @DrCrabfingers
    @DrCrabfingers 5 месяцев назад +2

    Bob's pocket meat completely killed me.. "I always make sure I have a little bit of pocket meat....."

  • @lethersing5909
    @lethersing5909 6 месяцев назад +2

    3:08 "No.. I call it pocket meat.." the look on Rob Brydon, bwahahhahahahaah 😂😂😂😂

  • @smokeandkippers
    @smokeandkippers Год назад +48

    Him saying that Damon worked for a company with very fast company cars is one of the funniest things he’s ever said!!
    😂😂

  • @lindaj5492
    @lindaj5492 6 дней назад

    I love Bob’s giggle ❤

  • @peterjones6321
    @peterjones6321 Год назад +11

    Shane Tobacco & Top-heavy Ken.

    • @crumdog
      @crumdog Год назад +1

      *adds to the ever expanding list of Bob’s friends

  • @xlr82u
    @xlr82u 23 дня назад

    "Damon's tail wind smelled really meggy" 😂😂😂

  • @BlackSkullArmor
    @BlackSkullArmor Год назад +3

    I love how Lee is just laughing his ass off and enjoying the show

  • @ppodism
    @ppodism Год назад +10

    Top Heavy Ken has to be one of the best names Bob has ever come up with

  • @YersiniaPestisNPO
    @YersiniaPestisNPO Год назад +4

    Televised traffic is an amazing way to describe car racing

  • @apetass123
    @apetass123 Год назад +10

    Bob and Miles have inverted shirts and jackets, and now it's the only thing I can focus on.

  • @wbbartlett
    @wbbartlett 11 месяцев назад +3

    I hadn't seen this one and was in suspense as much as David Mitchell was. Absolutely hilarious.

  • @gabegum
    @gabegum Год назад +8

    Bob bought up his pocket meat on the Off Menu podcast, so I knew it had to be true when he mentioned it

  • @nanofly3647
    @nanofly3647 Год назад +5

    Mortimer's World makes mine a better place.

  • @falkhammermuller9342
    @falkhammermuller9342 Год назад +7

    That man can lie without any emotions and tell the truth in equal proportions.

  • @dan30162
    @dan30162 Месяц назад +1

    Myles is purely here for the fun. Great guy

  • @George_Bland
    @George_Bland Год назад +5

    Bob is so good at this!

  • @83gemm
    @83gemm Год назад +11

    “How could I have disbelieved the wrong egg thing?!”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    I love their dynamic so very much.

  • @coupdegras107
    @coupdegras107 2 месяца назад +1

    Not even Samantha's precognitive abilities could help

  • @steeden54
    @steeden54 9 месяцев назад +3

    Very fast company cars. Brilliant

  • @pmc8451
    @pmc8451 Год назад +5

    If Bob is telling a mad story set in the 90s, it's definitely true. He was fucking everywhere doing mental shit in that decade

  • @Jacko89
    @Jacko89 Год назад +2

    Miles Jupp having the time of his life makes it for me

  • @jenrose1002
    @jenrose1002 4 месяца назад

    Telling the “Truth” 🤣
    How is that possible? Still it's amazing

  • @sunkenindeaf
    @sunkenindeaf Месяц назад

    Far beyond Chris Rea and Damon Hill, there's Mortimer's curious dance, as Lance Corporal Boiled Egg, to King Crimson's "Indoor Games".

  • @justadroid
    @justadroid 6 месяцев назад +1

    Davids’ “carrot in a box” 😂

  • @dielaughing73
    @dielaughing73 Год назад +13

    David's despair nourishes our souls.
    What does that make us then?

    • @slyasleep
      @slyasleep Год назад +1

      soul-ghouls?

    • @WILTY_TV
      @WILTY_TV  Год назад +3

      Terrible, terrible people! 😉

    • @swatir2190
      @swatir2190 7 месяцев назад

      I don't mind being a terrible person if this is all it takes😂

  • @philbofettiArchive
    @philbofettiArchive 9 месяцев назад

    I’ve seen so many bob episodes but it never ceases to amaze me how often he can trip up David almost every time.

  • @c0mputer
    @c0mputer Год назад +19

    I have seen this many times before but I still can’t remember which stories are actually true. Aside from the apple one, I know that’s definitely true…right?

    • @pinkies26k
      @pinkies26k Год назад

      That's the fun part. I could nvr rmbr as well. So rewatching and guessing it with David is really a fascinating experience for me 😂

    • @m2012o1
      @m2012o1 Год назад +4

      It's not a failure of memory. The mind just refuses to take it in.

    • @JBG-AjaxzeMedia
      @JBG-AjaxzeMedia Год назад

      ​@@pinkies26k your E key broke?

    • @carenmontgomery2384
      @carenmontgomery2384 Год назад +1

      where he tears the apple apart (?) Yes, true
      ☆ he has written books but I haven't checked them yet.
      love love love bob!

  • @jacksonbrown4112
    @jacksonbrown4112 Год назад +3

    Vic and Bob had Damon on The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer, and Bob offers him a scotch egg.

  • @addalameda
    @addalameda Год назад +3

    A thing to laugh is joy forever...

  • @robjj1000
    @robjj1000 Год назад +2

    it should be the law that they're not allowed to make this show without Bob being part of every episode

  • @hapennysparrow
    @hapennysparrow Год назад +10

    I raised four boys. Nothing Bob Mortimer claims to be true strains credulity. My boys have somehow survived to bear witness. I was on a first name basis at the Emergency room.

    • @janettetrolan1841
      @janettetrolan1841 Год назад +1

      Sorry for laughing but 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hapennysparrow
      @hapennysparrow Год назад

      Yes. I plan on writing a Strange but True Adventure about raising four sons as a single Mom. Their antics would rival anything Bob Mortimer could come up with.

  • @24magiccarrot
    @24magiccarrot Год назад +1

    His autobiography is going to have to be sold in volumes.

  • @davidgibbs7256
    @davidgibbs7256 2 месяца назад

    Absolute genius.

  • @AH-te5gs
    @AH-te5gs 6 месяцев назад +1

    Bob's tombstone is going to read "this has been a bit of a lot of talking."

  • @graemeadamson7272
    @graemeadamson7272 Год назад +1

    Bob ohhh truly brilliant Bob , love him , always have , always will. We will never see the like again . ❤

  • @Elliot0k
    @Elliot0k Год назад

    You never, never know with Bob Mortimer. Had me absolutely roaring.

  • @LifeShortsGaming
    @LifeShortsGaming Год назад +4

    Top-heavy Ken 😂

  • @wharsmetoothpicson9465
    @wharsmetoothpicson9465 9 месяцев назад

    If you live the life of a surrealist then anything is possible, which makes Bob Mortimer WILTY comedy gold. Bob is to WILTY as Kenneth Williams was to Just a Minute, sometimes comedians find a vehicle that is absolutely perfect for their craft.

  • @petejones879
    @petejones879 Год назад +11

    Do formula 1 cars have glove boxes? Lol

    • @sequilla
      @sequilla Год назад +6

      No, and they don't have passenger seats either! XD

    • @arvibi3084
      @arvibi3084 Год назад +10

      They certainly have glove boxes. Where else would the drivers keep their scotch eggs?

    • @ststudios12345
      @ststudios12345 Год назад

      ​@@sequilla they used to have a little compartment for putting the tear away visors in

    • @annfernakerpan6654
      @annfernakerpan6654 Год назад

      ​@@arvibi3084 underneath their sausage...?

  • @eclectica1
    @eclectica1 Год назад +3

    David's meltdown at the end though...

  • @paulmorphy6187
    @paulmorphy6187 3 месяца назад +1

    "I was backstage at a U2 concert and I secretly slipped a walnut into Bono's pocket" Bob Mortimer

  • @WilliamDavidKirbyUK
    @WilliamDavidKirbyUK 7 месяцев назад

    Pure comedy Gold! Bob is the next new national treasure. He should be knighted.

  • @KryCaNe
    @KryCaNe 4 месяца назад

    I almost spat my coffee out. Thanks Bob!

  • @johnmc3862
    @johnmc3862 Год назад +2

    Top heavy Ken also known as gentle Ken! 😂😂😂

  • @deborahfitzpatrick1110
    @deborahfitzpatrick1110 Год назад +5

    Love Bob Mortimer ❤

  • @mrscolumbo4704
    @mrscolumbo4704 Год назад +2

    Aww... poor David!

  • @marcushinton772
    @marcushinton772 5 месяцев назад

    Having read Bob's autobiography anything is possible

  • @JimmySteller
    @JimmySteller 11 месяцев назад

    5:59 It's kind of sweet how shocked Samantha Morton is by Damon Hill's passing.

  • @theTRUTHgroup
    @theTRUTHgroup Год назад

    Bob is an absolute treasure!

  • @Grandpa_Grinch
    @Grandpa_Grinch Год назад +5

    If it sounds utter bollocks, then Bob is telling the truth & if it sounds plausible, then he's lying

  • @richpadget9603
    @richpadget9603 7 месяцев назад

    What came first, David or the egg? The egg. All 3 times 😂

  • @itwoznotme
    @itwoznotme Год назад +4

    it was the first time i have seen this clip and i had to say early on that whatever the story was it was going to be true. how i would love to have lived bobs life! there is nothing (slightly mad) that he has not done!

  • @ssgoktas
    @ssgoktas Год назад +2

    That was so much fun 😂

  • @Shanindita179
    @Shanindita179 Год назад

    Always love to watch Bob vs David and Rhod vs Lee

  • @Timekeeper1200
    @Timekeeper1200 Год назад

    Bob is so quick with his randomness

  • @joanneadair9227
    @joanneadair9227 Год назад

    I just look at the pic of the vid before i even open it up and i'm laughing hysterically knowing what i''m getting/not getting when i open it up to play. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • @viet707
    @viet707 Год назад +1

    Bob Mortimer is the greatest story teller.

  • @returnoftheredeye
    @returnoftheredeye Год назад

    Most of the way through the clip, I forgot about the game and was just immersed in Bob's ramblings.

  • @mmyilmazyurt8666
    @mmyilmazyurt8666 Год назад +3

    Poor David :D

  • @TTraveller3
    @TTraveller3 11 дней назад

    Bob is brilliant!!!! He brings a unique sense of humour to the show!

  • @Wiley_Coyote
    @Wiley_Coyote Год назад

    Bob Mortimer is David's nemisis, the way the carrot in the box is Jon Richardson's nemesis on the 8 Out of 10 Cats shows.

  • @megatronsfury8048
    @megatronsfury8048 Год назад

    Bob Mortimer is a gift

  • @jimbojazza5539
    @jimbojazza5539 Год назад

    Talking of F1 drivers, Sam Morton looks like Kimi Räikkönen. 😁

  • @missc2896
    @missc2896 Год назад

    Bobs stories are so hilarious and far fetched. We're all questioning reality now Lol

  • @nez9751
    @nez9751 10 месяцев назад

    Pocket meat is a great invention, I genuinely use this now too

  • @Wakeem5678
    @Wakeem5678 Год назад +2

    Good to see Samantha Morton again!