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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 3 года назад +1532

    Alright lads welcome to bottom gear, I mean tank

    • @ivorytitan7653
      @ivorytitan7653 3 года назад +126

      tonight on bo'om tank,
      Richard breaks a T-34,
      James shoots an Italian meatball with a 380mm rocket,
      And I set fire to little willie

    • @bertr286
      @bertr286 3 года назад +51

      Haha richard crashes an kv-1
      Jurmey mends an panther gearbox.
      And jams switches sides

    • @lalad0
      @lalad0 3 года назад +2

      a

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat 3 года назад

      Is there nowhere you won't follow me, Iron?

    • @comradejeb2248
      @comradejeb2248 3 года назад +23

      Tonight on bo’om tank
      I gun it round the nürnburg ring in a BT-7
      Richard torches the krauts in a Churchill Crocodile
      And Jams was caught “only following orders” as he sprayed down Serbian civilians with a turret mounted MG-42

  • @Gre-unit
    @Gre-unit 3 года назад +750

    Jingles never ages. He looks just as young as he did like 8 years ago.

    • @Gurbe1
      @Gurbe1 3 года назад +68

      Yes but that's because at 40 his body decided he should look as if he was 50 and I think right about now his actual age has finally caught up with his looks. :)

    • @sillysausage4549
      @sillysausage4549 3 года назад +32

      If his WOT commentary is anything to go by, he's been senile for at least that long.

    • @ImRandomDude
      @ImRandomDude 3 года назад +3

      That happens when you age into old age earlier

    • @Chiggi0815
      @Chiggi0815 3 года назад +11

      when you reach the level cap you stop leveling.

    • @Nightdare
      @Nightdare 3 года назад +1

      @@ImRandomDude
      He's like the Michal McDonald of gaming

  • @deaks25
    @deaks25 3 года назад +387

    I'm always weirdly reassured and soothed when Jingles tell us to Take care, stay safe, and that he'll catch us next time.

    • @lordmortimer9542
      @lordmortimer9542 3 года назад +3

      what if he didnt catch you nex time .........................
      because you were too fast for him?

    • @aclevername9381
      @aclevername9381 3 года назад +1

      Yeah well I've watched his videos for eons and he hasn't managed to catch me yet.

    • @chaosengine4597
      @chaosengine4597 3 года назад +6

      I see it as a threat. Because I just escaped saltmine shaft #8. Horrible shaft really. I want my #11 back!

  • @Forestmarko
    @Forestmarko 3 года назад +580

    i mean.. 18 months AFTER he was asked to do this, is pretty much on time for this "old man"
    much love Jingles :)

    • @Terkelchr
      @Terkelchr 3 года назад +29

      Well actually.... He drove there in the TOG 2. So he did it as fast as he could

    • @Forestmarko
      @Forestmarko 3 года назад +13

      @@Terkelchr you know, im perfectly willing to believe that.
      and he would be laughing the entire way too :D

    • @Nails077
      @Nails077 3 года назад +3

      I first misheard as 80 months and didn't really react to that. Still seemed about right.

  • @nindger4270
    @nindger4270 3 года назад +234

    What *really* impresses me about the Praying Mantis: this was the first time I saw a vehicle and was legitimately unsure which end of it was which, until you pointed it out.

    • @Dr_V
      @Dr_V 3 года назад +4

      Reminds me of a "tick tank" from C&C Tiberian Sun, so much so that I wonder if this thing inspired the game devs to come up with that silly concept.

    • @whyjnot420
      @whyjnot420 3 года назад +3

      While I do agree with just how bad this thing was..... I also have to say, it is pretty nifty.
      Well there is one thing I disagree with in this video. The part about nobody asking for it. It seems like he is conflating "not asked for" with "not needed".
      That is not a reason for something to be called bad, plenty of good things come from things nobody asked for as well. This thing is a great example of both lateral thinking and thinking outside the box.
      Sure it is a failure, but not from any of what I just talked about. Unlike the concept of 'design by committee' basically being a guaranteed way to fail.

  • @EconomicsMate1
    @EconomicsMate1 3 года назад +235

    If the tog II ISNT on this list, frankly, Jingles aint himself today

    • @SC.KINGDOM
      @SC.KINGDOM 3 года назад +4

      As if he would put tog bottom tanks never!

    • @SC.KINGDOM
      @SC.KINGDOM 3 года назад +11

      Oh dear just watched it and he put tog 1 lmao I was wrong

    • @sethompson2052
      @sethompson2052 3 года назад +8

      Lol, TOG is maybe the only tank that could make the top 5 best and worst depending on you criteria and bias. It is so bad it is good.

    • @Nightdare
      @Nightdare 3 года назад +7

      TOG don't care, TOG tops every list

    • @kksmith244
      @kksmith244 3 года назад +7

      The TOG belongs in the maritime museum.

  • @foxtrotromeo25
    @foxtrotromeo25 3 года назад +166

    That Mantis looked like a claustrophobe's nightmare!

    • @terraflow__bryanburdo4547
      @terraflow__bryanburdo4547 3 года назад +6

      I still have no idea how it is supposed to function!

    • @JimWarp93
      @JimWarp93 3 года назад

      I'd say worse than a nightmare - I just googled it for images : OMG 🤣🤦‍♂️

    • @kyle857
      @kyle857 3 года назад

      That's almost any tank really.

    • @johncartwright8154
      @johncartwright8154 3 года назад

      @@terraflow__bryanburdo4547 Designed to raise-up and fire over hedges and walls and give the Hun a terrible fright! Or he might of died laughing maybe! :)

    • @Johann_Gambolputty_of_Ulm
      @Johann_Gambolputty_of_Ulm 3 года назад

      I mean, one (only?) thing they nailed perfectly was the name - with the front raised and the guns protruding at its "head" it really looks like taken from a clip from BBC Earth 🤣

  • @Skuggan84
    @Skuggan84 3 года назад +133

    TOG 2.. the only tank that can hit the top of any list... even best music producer... or sexiest man from the 70s... its allways no1 on all the lists. becouse its the TOG...

    • @richardbell7678
      @richardbell7678 3 года назад +6

      My one wish about the TOG 2 would be to find out if a hypothesis that occurred to me is either true or false. In David Fletcher's video on the TOG 2, he mentioned that he could not figure out what one member of the crew was supposed to be doing. Another video mentioned that some of the men who crewed the prototype had experience on submarines. The TOG 2 uses an electromechanical drive train. The main engine drives a generator and there are electric motors driving the tracks.
      My hypothesis is that the TOG's designers solved the problem of controlling the main engine, the generator and the motors to run optimally through the entire vehicle's speed range by scaling the electrical panel of a diesel-electric submarine to the power levels of the vehicle. One crewman has the job of throwing the switches in the correct order, at the correct time, to keep the TOG on the move

    • @tacomas9602
      @tacomas9602 3 года назад

      @@richardbell7678 so basically a manual shift crewman lol

    • @richardbell7678
      @richardbell7678 3 года назад

      @@tacomas9602 Sort of. The positions of the switches determine the excitation of the motors and generator, and possibly reconfigure the stator windings of the electro-mechanical devices.
      The switch man could also do other useful things like monitor the temperatures of the windings to prevent excessive heating from burning out the motors on long trips.
      As the larger tanks in WWI had two men helping the driver shift gears, reducing it to a single man was an improvement.

    • @chaosengine4597
      @chaosengine4597 3 года назад

      TOG is love, TOF is life.

  • @mrjockt
    @mrjockt 3 года назад +103

    With regard to Jingles comment about the 17pdr., the Centurions were originally armed with this gun as well, the 20pdr. didn’t come along until a couple of years later, long after the Black Prince had been abandoned.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 3 года назад +1

      Centurion is cruiser/medium/MBT, Black Prince is HEAVY infantry tank. Different criteria and doctrinal use. French 75mm was outdated as gun for medium and heavy tanks post WWII, but it was mighty fine for Chaffee light tanks. Centurion has very different "weight budget" from Black Prince.

    • @mrjockt
      @mrjockt 3 года назад +5

      @@TheArklyte, but both tanks were initially armed with the same gun, both the Centurion Mk.1 (essentially a pre-production trials model) and the Mk.2 were equipped with the 17pdr., it wasn’t until the Mk.3 came along that they switched to the 20pdr.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 3 года назад +6

      @@mrjockt oh, he did mix up the dates, I just mean that while he did so, he's still essentially 100% right about Black Prince - Centurion comparison. "Task failed successfully" so to speak. Same problem is what many people say about T-34/76 and KV-1 they have basically the same armor(KV-1 was more armored, but due to angling and german guns in question, they both were able to bounce same guns and were overmatched by same list of guns. Germans simply didn't have a medium power gun that could pen T-34, but was unable to pen KV-1) and have the same gun. So what's the point of slow and unreliable KV-1?

    • @MrLolx2u
      @MrLolx2u 3 года назад +3

      ​@@TheArklyte You can't ask "What's the use of the KV-1?". The KV has it's uses and particularly with the KV-85 and KV-2 leading the way.
      Tanks when designed basically have their upgrade potential all mapped out and prepared for incoming upgrades and the KV did just that. Because the T-34 was being built as a medium tank, their turret ring are relatively smaller than heavy tanks and when the KV came out, it was a phenomenal tank that scared the Germans shitless as you said, they hold the same armor thickness in theory but the actual thick armor of the KV bounced off anything lower than 88mm whereas the T-34 in its early days during Barbarossa could see its armor being punched through the long barrel 50mm in the Panzer III even at 500m if it hit it at a good spot.
      However, that's not the only point the KV has. As mentioned, the KV was not only good with it's armor, it's turret ring was also its savior or masterpiece. The KV was then a platform for the Stavka to try different cannons to see which works or not and soon, they did.
      For example, during the Winter War, the KVs were used and their guns were in the same caliber as the T-34 that was still in minimal production stage, the L-11 but then the F-34 gun performed well on the KV and soon they fitted the better F-34 76mm cannon on the T-34 too. Then they tested the 85mm D5T gun on the KV1 chassis and thus, the KV-85, they found it to be amazingly good but now with the 75mm KwK 40 being a regular show up on German Panzer IV and StuG III by mid 1942, they need a better elliptical tank with the same armor thickness of the KV but a more slopped armor like the T-34 but retain its big turret ring and thus, the IS-1 was born.

  • @dougjb7848
    @dougjb7848 3 года назад +159

    He was waiting for his tickets to download from a Microsoft server.

  • @eagle_and_the_dragon
    @eagle_and_the_dragon 3 года назад +38

    Recently revisited the Tank Museum.
    I very much appreciated the revamped War Stories display, as well as the Live Display out in the arena.
    Thank you for your steadfast commitment to the preservation of this mechanical, and human, history.

  • @drunkskunk00
    @drunkskunk00 3 года назад +98

    The TOG is long enough to be on the Top 5 and the Bottom 5 list.

  • @jabonorte
    @jabonorte 3 года назад +163

    Thought you were being harsh about the Grant until I heard your reasoning - completely right about it on WoT!

    • @VosperCDN
      @VosperCDN 3 года назад +14

      I've always wondered how it would play if the devs would bring in multi-turret ability that's been used in a couple of seasonal specials.
      I love the looks of it, but man it's terrible as an over-tall hull mounted TD-wannabe in it's current iteration inside WoT.

    • @Pikilloification
      @Pikilloification 3 года назад

      @@VosperCDN probably just as bad, potato luncher at the top wouldn't do much other than harassing lower tiers...

    • @matjov
      @matjov 3 года назад +5

      Does anyone still play WoT other than Russians?

    • @Forestmarko
      @Forestmarko 3 года назад +11

      @@VosperCDN you can play in Warthunder with all guns working.
      just saying... :)

    • @brianj.841
      @brianj.841 3 года назад +20

      You should not judge the merits of an actual fighting vehicle off a (badly designed) GAME. Ask the crews, combat and repair. For shame!

  • @roberttherrien352
    @roberttherrien352 3 года назад +25

    I stopped playing WOT and WOW. But , I still watch Jingles and Claus for the giggles. And finally, Jingles came to his senses with the TOG:)

    • @SC.KINGDOM
      @SC.KINGDOM 3 года назад +3

      Bored of the endless grind and never satisfying battles xad I don’t blame you

  • @harryfaber
    @harryfaber 3 года назад +18

    The Bison was very good for what it was good for, being driven into the middle of an airfield and just getting in the way. It was never intended to work as a tank or armoured car.

    • @whyjnot420
      @whyjnot420 3 года назад +2

      You know, the so-called killdozer did a pretty good job of showing how well concrete works in this function, since a huge portion of its armor was concrete. It did have steel as well, but I do not know what kind of steel it was and as we all know, an inch of regular steel is nothing like an inch of armor plate. Given that it was a homebrew killing machine, I am guessing that it wasn't armor plate.

  • @annoyingbstard9407
    @annoyingbstard9407 3 года назад +193

    If he’s including the Bison why not corporal Jones’ converted butcher’s van?

    • @jamesd3472
      @jamesd3472 3 года назад +1

      That would be the number 1 armoured vehicle!

    • @chopperaxon6171
      @chopperaxon6171 3 года назад +5

      Just " Don't panic"

    • @scottyfox6376
      @scottyfox6376 3 года назад +3

      Rubbish video tbh..

    • @HO-bndk
      @HO-bndk 3 года назад +7

      Jones' van had formidable armament; "Open two three, out two three, bang two three, bang two three..."

    • @foxfax2
      @foxfax2 3 года назад +4

      OPEN, two, three
      OUT, two, three
      BANG, two, three
      BANG, two, three
      BANG, two, three
      BANG, two, three
      BANG, two, three
      IN, two, three
      CLOSE

  • @huginstarkstrom
    @huginstarkstrom 3 года назад +35

    the praying mantis was as a suggested solution for the bocage fighting in Normandy - the idea was to spot above the bocage and fire ad hidden German positions.

    • @ZGryphon
      @ZGryphon 3 года назад +1

      ... once the crew finished vomiting.

    • @MrTreacletime
      @MrTreacletime 3 года назад

      Similar concepts in use today in Ukraine with hydraulic cherry pickers, and with the Israeli Army using telescopic jibs to raise observers and cameras.

    • @oxcart4172
      @oxcart4172 3 года назад

      If only the crew could've seen outside!

  • @bwilliamstown
    @bwilliamstown 3 года назад +51

    Classic Jingles to confuse a truck with a tank

    • @frederickvondinkerberg7721
      @frederickvondinkerberg7721 3 года назад +4

      You're lucky he didn't think it was an Imperial Japanese Navy cruiser.. although he can't say "Bison" correctly

    • @jkausti6737
      @jkausti6737 3 года назад +5

      @@frederickvondinkerberg7721 "You might be wondering what a Imperial Japanese navy cruiser does in my list of the worst tanks. Let me explain..."

  • @graveperil2169
    @graveperil2169 3 года назад +53

    I feel the Bison is being unfairly treated here it is as you say a mobile bunker not a tank, it was supposed to be used to help defend airfields from paratroopers.
    the furthest it had to travel would have been from the yard to the middle of the runway as a Bunker it has an amazing amount of mobility

    • @Kyle-gw6qp
      @Kyle-gw6qp 3 года назад +19

      Yes, it's probably the most mobile bunker history.

    • @wmd1520
      @wmd1520 3 года назад +6

      Idealy you would have actual tanks, like Matilda but its not bad for an improvised truck

    • @Crazy-pl1lo
      @Crazy-pl1lo 3 года назад +4

      This man is really trying to defend a concrete bunker with wheels

    • @graveperil2169
      @graveperil2169 3 года назад +7

      @@wmd1520 why would you have a tank on an airfield in the middle of the UK? at worst its going to face paratroopers not tanks and at best as is the case it will face nothing more than bombing raids

    • @wmd1520
      @wmd1520 3 года назад +2

      @@graveperil2169 It would make use for obsolete tanks that the British had in their inventory ?
      I guess though if you look at Crete, holding onto airfields to prevent enemy use was key to defending that island.

  • @lyndoncmp5751
    @lyndoncmp5751 3 года назад +1

    This is the most logical bottom 5 list I've ever seen. By far. Any list that puts the Panther, Panzer IV, Tiger, Sherman etc in the bottom 5 is just being controversial for the sake of it and isn't using logic.
    This list is spot on.

  • @pavarottiaardvark3431
    @pavarottiaardvark3431 3 года назад +49

    The Bison absolutely had the necessary mobility and protection for the role it had: Airfield defence.

    • @kyle857
      @kyle857 3 года назад +8

      Yeah. If I was guarding an airfield and German Paratroopers started showing up, I would rather have a few than not.

    • @yankee1376
      @yankee1376 3 года назад +1

      I wouldn't want to be in it if a simple hand grenade exploded under it.

    • @pavarottiaardvark3431
      @pavarottiaardvark3431 3 года назад +14

      ​@@yankee1376 I think you're overestimating how powerful hand-grenades are. They are shrapnel weapons designed to clear rooms/foxholes/etc. You can't shape or aim the charge either, so only a portion will go up. So you've got a fragmentation charge, almost all of the force going in the wrong direction, which you can't place *against* the hull, and in the way is the metal frame and a sturdy wooden floor (the Museum's Bison is a Thornycroft Tartar).
      And that's only IF you actually HAD a grenade available, as Fallschmirmjager dropped with most of their gear in crates. Imagine facing that lorry with only a Luger and a shovel, and you are closer to the mark.

    • @johnfisk811
      @johnfisk811 3 года назад +6

      @@pavarottiaardvark3431 Plus concrete armour spalls on the outside unlike steel which spalls on the inside.

    • @davethompson3326
      @davethompson3326 3 года назад +8

      Pretty useful for denying a landing, just park the bugger in the middle of the runway

  • @iKvetch558
    @iKvetch558 3 года назад +6

    Some of my favorite videos have always been the ones The Mighty Jingles filmed at the Tank Museum at Bovington, along with some of his other museum visits to other spots. So glad to see this on The Tank Museum's channel. ✌💯😁

  • @Frserthegreenengine
    @Frserthegreenengine 3 года назад +26

    I would say the Churchill had decent mobility. Sure it was slow as anything but mobility isn't all about speed. It's cross-country performance was extremely good and the Churchill could climb very steep gradients that no other Allied tank could achieve, in that regard it was pretty good.

    • @Henchgirls
      @Henchgirls 3 года назад +12

      The black prince was far too heavy for the engine it had, though.

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 3 года назад +5

      Aye. For the role of Infantry Support that she was designed for, the Churchill was excellent. Only when Centurion came along did she have competition for climbing hills and taking punishment.
      (it's often forgotten that the later variants had thicker and better profiled frontal armour... than a Tiger)

    • @PassportToPimlico
      @PassportToPimlico 3 года назад +10

      @@Henchgirls The mistake with the black prince over the Churchill seems to be that they decided to give it more of what it had plenty of and not more of what it had too little of.

    • @Frserthegreenengine
      @Frserthegreenengine 3 года назад +1

      @@Henchgirls The Black Prince was awful. But the Churchill was decent

    • @trejbiorgroup1713
      @trejbiorgroup1713 3 года назад

      Churchill was not too bad...it was not too good... Good climbing but poor mechanically. Churchill has poor gun and although armour was good but, Jadgpanther penetrated it easily!

  • @hadrenrailway9971
    @hadrenrailway9971 3 года назад +5

    6:20 Although I do agree with Jingles' points, it is worth mentioning that Black Prince was developed alongside Centurion 1, which was also armed with a 17-Pdr, not a 20 as stated here. The 20-Pdr wasn't developed or used until shortly after the war's end, by which point the BP project had long since been dropped.

  • @Panzermeister36
    @Panzermeister36 3 года назад +67

    I guess it does make sense to have the TOG II* as #1 on both of your lists, since it is the best worst tank. All hail the party tank!

    • @james.black981
      @james.black981 3 года назад

      The first thing I see when I load the video is a comment giving away #1. Nooooo! 🤣🤣

    • @Piromanofeliz
      @Piromanofeliz 3 года назад +4

      If he ever makes a boat list, it will also be on top

    • @terraflow__bryanburdo4547
      @terraflow__bryanburdo4547 3 года назад +3

      @@james.black981 Well he tipped you off at the beginning sitting next to it, didn't he?

    • @Riceball01
      @Riceball01 3 года назад +4

      It was the best of tanks, it was the worst of tanks.

    • @johnyossarian1135
      @johnyossarian1135 3 года назад

      KV-2 has joined the chat

  • @STEPHENDANERD
    @STEPHENDANERD 3 года назад +81

    Haven't seen Jingles stuff in ages since I fell out with WoT, honestly thought he'd finally bought it, nice to see some old classics survived 2020.

    • @Tuning3434
      @Tuning3434 3 года назад +11

      Well, to be fair, Jingles has fallen out of WoT himself too. He mostly posts WoWs content nowaday, with an occasional WT or WoT inbetween. He's become so much WoWs focussed he is even a regular on the Armchair Admirals WoWS stream and has his own Captain in the game.

    • @Riceball01
      @Riceball01 3 года назад +4

      @@Tuning3434 He also covers other games besides Wargaming stuff. It's jsut that he's most consistent with postinng Wargaming content. He kind of has a habit of starting games but not contuing to show videos of them after only a few videos. But he did finish up Subnautica Blow Zerro fairly recently and has recroder a coupld Finl Fantasy Online vidoes.

    • @johndowe7003
      @johndowe7003 3 года назад

      I stopped watching his stuff back in 2012 , same ol annoying dude 🙄

    • @BlackHawkBallistic
      @BlackHawkBallistic 3 года назад +2

      Idk why he'd died, I don't even think he's in his mid 50s, he just looks older than he is

    • @arnoldwardenaar127
      @arnoldwardenaar127 3 года назад

      @@BlackHawkBallistic he's just reached lvl 51 I believe...
      And he looks older because of the beard

  • @SGT_Raccom1483
    @SGT_Raccom1483 3 года назад

    Love you channel mighty jingles! I learned recently that you served in desert storm, my dad also served in desert storm with the 101st airborne. Thankyou for your service buddy!

  • @davidsummer8631
    @davidsummer8631 3 года назад +35

    The Praying Mantis seems to be the definition of what happens when a number of different departments all get their wires crossed

    • @Simon_Nonymous
      @Simon_Nonymous 3 года назад +7

      it was actually a one man band project, someone (possibly this channel) has done a full video on it, and explains why it was made the way it was despite what Jingles might claim here.

    • @bluesrocker91
      @bluesrocker91 2 года назад

      I think personally, if I was making a list like this I wouldn't include experimental vehicles. There's a reason they were never put into production... There are however some tanks that were accepted into service and mass produced, where you have to wonder just who gave it the green light.

  • @drthicc1157
    @drthicc1157 3 года назад

    I visited the tank museum mid July. I live in Edinburgh and travelled all the way down with my girlfriend by car. We both really loved it and I wouldnt have known about the museum if I hadnt watched Jingles. Thank you so much Paul from a long time Jingles subscriber.

  • @genericdave8420
    @genericdave8420 3 года назад +15

    The Bison was a Runway defence vehicle and not a Tank (Yes i know Jingles is unable to tell one vehicle / ship / plane from another).
    Large established Sector Airfields had fixed defences. However there were a lot of new airfields getting built that didn't have any. These vehicles were to provide defence whilst the new airfield was being built and then move on when the fixed defences were complete.
    A large open runway with no obstructions or base defences is just asking for gliders to land on it. Hence parking trucks like this on it.

    • @PassportToPimlico
      @PassportToPimlico 3 года назад +3

      It was an awful vehicle but it did provide something without taking away production from companies actually making tanks.

    • @Simon_Nonymous
      @Simon_Nonymous 3 года назад +3

      Quite right - and the limited mobility of the Bison (which has an S in the middle not a bloody Z) would not really matter so much when everything was nice and flat and either tarmac or turf. As German assault troops airlanding would have to rely mostly on small arms at the start of an assault, being bullet proof was all that was needed.

    • @SiriusMined
      @SiriusMined 3 года назад +1

      He literally said, I know this isn't a tank

    • @charchadonto
      @charchadonto 3 года назад +2

      Yeah but even for that the design is still horrible honestly.
      Armored cars had been developed decades before that, Halftracks, armored trucks are all a thing at the time this thing is concieved. I get there was desperation going on but it would already be heavily improved by putting a small machine gun turret/ring on it instead small holes to shoot through.
      All the concrete bunker did was slow down the truck more.
      Even the design of the bunker is bad, It is a bunker on all 4 sides, same with the driver compartment. If they had connected the driver and bunker compartments they could have done away with a decent amount of weight, had more room for everyone and maybe even space for somewhat heavier weapons.

    • @PassportToPimlico
      @PassportToPimlico 3 года назад +1

      @@charchadonto 1940 was a desperate time with the Home Guard armed with pitchforks and knives tied to broomhandles.

  • @Lfcsweden-n5m
    @Lfcsweden-n5m 3 года назад +1

    Ive said it before and im saying it again, I just love the voice of Jingles 😍 He has such a pleasing narrative voice and always sound so happy it’s contagious 😂😍 One of the most important traits for doing videos imo. Ofc the content is important but this combined with a good voice makes the great RUclips’s stand out :)

  • @nickarooroo6397
    @nickarooroo6397 3 года назад +1

    The relationship between Jingles and TOG II is unrivaled. True love!

  • @gleggett3817
    @gleggett3817 3 года назад +12

    I think there's an argument for not picking a bunch of experimental ideas that were rejected because they were poor rather than working from tanks that were put into use even though they were bad

  • @rifleman2c997
    @rifleman2c997 3 года назад +1

    I didn't have a problem playing the M3 in World of tanks, Well, that was because I started my adventure in WoT going down the American TD line, which included things like the T40. So when I decided to give the Medium tank line a go, I played it exactly like a TD, Finding a nice bush or a spot to snipe from. I wouldn't call it stellar, but I never understood the hate it got.

  • @noneofyourbusiness3288
    @noneofyourbusiness3288 3 года назад +5

    I would add 2 very important points to the "fire-power, speed and armor" categories. Reliability and cost. Never underestimate the nightmare that is logistics.

  • @julmdamaslefttoe3559
    @julmdamaslefttoe3559 3 года назад +35

    not watched jingles for some years, but i clicked this fast

  • @willwallacetree
    @willwallacetree 3 года назад +1

    I quite like the Bison. It's job was to be trundled gently into the middle of an airfield to counter a paratroop or glider attack. For a pillbox that isn't in the way for day to day plane movements and can withstand small arms fire, it ticks every box of it's design brief.
    Aaaaand, it's utterly unbeatable in Tank Top Trumps with that concrete armour...

  • @markmuldoon805
    @markmuldoon805 Год назад

    I have no idea who this bloke is, but I love his commentary. I feel a little weird saying that i love the work of "Mighty Jingles", but there it is.

  • @CommissarYarrickIsStillAlive
    @CommissarYarrickIsStillAlive 3 года назад +5

    Imagine being a German Infantryman, holding the Siegfried line, when suddenly a concrete bunker starts speeding down a road coming right for you, blasting god save the king.

    • @RoganRavenheart
      @RoganRavenheart 3 года назад +2

      Ahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

    • @117thWing
      @117thWing 3 года назад +1

      Hah!
      "Speeding"!

    • @andreww2098
      @andreww2098 3 года назад

      had a top speed of 15 mph, was so overweight it could only be used on the flattest ground, hence its use exclusively as a runway defence system

  • @drxym
    @drxym 3 года назад +1

    I think the Bison is a pretty decent idea - a budget, portable concrete bunker basically. Handy for setting up road blocks or protecting airstrips or scaring the crap out of parachutists. Obviously it's no good as an armoured carrier or as a tank, but it had a useful role when it was conceived.

  • @laszlokaestner5766
    @laszlokaestner5766 3 года назад +9

    Only Jingles could have the same tank at the top of both lists for the same reason!

  • @rosied6351
    @rosied6351 3 года назад +13

    Mighty Jingles has got it right, don't agree with his choices but the criteria formula is spot on, thank you Jingles...

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 3 года назад +4

      Except he forgot that Mobility doesn't = speed, rather all mobility characteristics. As such he said Churchill had poor mobility... the Tripoli & Korean campaigns disagree XD.
      (as does the fact that Churchill technically was the first Tank with Nuetral Steer [that worked], making her the fastest turning Tank in the world at the time)

    • @zhufortheimpaler4041
      @zhufortheimpaler4041 3 года назад +4

      @@jimtaylor294 yeah you might look that up....
      thats on the A7V, not the Churchill.
      but mobility includes speed, turningspeeds, deployability, climing ability etc.
      and in the majority of aspects, the churchill was horrible.
      an outdated design dinosaur even before production that kept on living, due to necessity, not due to sucess.

    • @Kyle-gw6qp
      @Kyle-gw6qp 3 года назад +1

      @@zhufortheimpaler4041 Yes, the most survivable tank of the war was a failure Yes, the tank with best climbing of the war was a failure. Yes, one of the best armoured tanks of the war was a failure.
      I completely agree with you in every way and see no glaring holes in your logic.

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 3 года назад +4

      ^ As nonsensical a reply as I expected, factually bereft on every level.
      The A7V had no such feature (and was a dismal failure), and the accredited first Tank to feature Nuetral Steer was the French Char 2B.
      (though unlike the Churchill there's no evidence that it ever worked)
      The Churchill only lacked Speed out of those mobility facets; which was typical for Infantry Support Tanks & Heavy Tanks of the period.
      The gun Tanks lasted in service into the 1950's, and the engineering variants also lasted in Army service into the late-1960's, long after most of her axis rivals had become museum exhibits & razor blades.

    • @rosied6351
      @rosied6351 3 года назад +1

      @@jimtaylor294 Excellent, this community is fab...

  • @aaronleverton4221
    @aaronleverton4221 3 года назад

    Since I was a kid I've read that the Normandy "bocage" was why. Whacking great hedges separating paddocks from roads and giving the Wehrmacht perfect cover for ambushes.

  • @exsappermadman25055
    @exsappermadman25055 3 года назад

    Aw man.....I went to the Tank Museum in 1994 and take great pride in telling everyone who (doesn't) ask that I have been in every one of the tanks on display. It looks like they have added to the collection since then so that is no longer the troof!....It was really quiet that day and no one was around so I ignored all the "Do not go in the display" signs and had a whale of a time....Funny how 2 years later I bacame a Sapper, must have been an influence somewhere.....Great vid Jingles!...

  • @RemuxIv
    @RemuxIv 3 года назад

    Awesome video. Nice to see Mr. Jingles talking about tanks. Going to order some books and clothes from the tanks museum shop next month. Cheers everybody!

  • @leoa4c
    @leoa4c 3 года назад

    This one has been long overdue.
    Thank you ever so much.

  • @kholdanstaalstorm6881
    @kholdanstaalstorm6881 3 года назад

    A truly Mighty Jingles list!
    Perfect, just perfect!
    Thank you Gnome Overlord!

  • @Simon-zv4hi
    @Simon-zv4hi 3 года назад

    Yea !!!!, the ever intresting mighty Jingles.
    Lots more Jingles please Tank Museum :)

  • @luisnunes2010
    @luisnunes2010 3 года назад +26

    Jingles starting in front of the TOG 2... noo, you tease!
    P.s. Everybody forgets the M3 was a nasty shock for the german anti tank artillery crews in the desert. They had grown quite unused to the concept of if the enemy is in range, so are you!

    • @WastelandWanderer1216
      @WastelandWanderer1216 3 года назад +3

      What redeemed the M3 Lee was the Pacific Theater where it abosolutely curb-stomped Chi-Has and Ha-Gos.

  • @eblingus
    @eblingus 3 года назад

    Your reason for the Lee on the list: best, biggest laugh I have had in 15 months! LOL thanks for that Jingles!

  • @ronin3381
    @ronin3381 3 года назад +5

    I’ve been looking forward to this.

  • @NephilBlade
    @NephilBlade 3 года назад +5

    Number 5: not a tank
    Number 4: not a tank
    Number 3: finally a tank, that was ok really even by Jingles (boohoo bad in a vidyagaem)
    Number 2: prototype tank (6 made)
    Number 1: and another prototype (1 made)

    • @MrSCOTTtheSCOT
      @MrSCOTTtheSCOT 3 года назад +1

      Its justa bit of fun for the tank museum for things they have at the museum.

  • @jamesmaclennan4525
    @jamesmaclennan4525 3 года назад +1

    Praying Mantis is in fact a perfect example of designing a vehicle for a niche role because it was designed to fire over hedgerows in Normandy and by the time they had the prototype Normandy was long over.

  • @fraserhenderson7839
    @fraserhenderson7839 3 года назад

    I haven't plat WoT for years but The Black Prince was one of my most successful tanks and I didn't mind taking it out. The gun was barely adequate but it seemed happy to squat down under a rain of fire and do whatever damage it could squeeze out.

  • @matthewprojevic
    @matthewprojevic 3 года назад +1

    It's difficult to comprehend the sheer scale of some of these tanks, especially if you've only ever seen them in World of Tanks, even though the game tries to make them kind of as accurate to their real-life counterparts as possible. When Paul was sat on top of the Black Prince or when he was next to the M3 Lee, I was astonished as to the actual scale of those tanks!

  • @derrickstorm6976
    @derrickstorm6976 3 года назад

    Jingles wanted to pet the miniature Tog so much 😂😂

  • @blue_beephang-glider5417
    @blue_beephang-glider5417 6 месяцев назад +1

    World of Wanks has the M3 Lee/Grant with a hit box unusable turret.
    Despite having perfectly working multi turret tanks in their Halloween event.
    It is half the tank it should be...
    This same game has armor that grows then reduces and guns that gain and loose penetration, from year to year. While all Soviet tanks come from the planet Kryptonite.

  • @theapostatejack8648
    @theapostatejack8648 3 года назад +2

    I needed something to cheer me up today, and this managed it nicely!☺

  • @rhaivaen
    @rhaivaen 3 года назад

    The shop is way expensive, needlessly so, but the museum is definitely worth the visit.

  • @pierQRzt180
    @pierQRzt180 2 года назад

    I like when the guest gives a sort of guideline why he picked those tanks.

  • @robertdonnelly434
    @robertdonnelly434 3 года назад

    Aa rather different approach to TTM's "top 5" video chats. BUT. Loved it. Quirky, humorous, and strangely enough, factual. Cheers from here; the other side of the Pond, hard by Georgian Bay, Ontario, Canada... ;-)

  • @JamesLaserpimpWalsh
    @JamesLaserpimpWalsh 3 года назад +2

    Good old Jingles. Cheers for the upload.

  • @earlyriser8998
    @earlyriser8998 3 года назад

    well done...selecting the TOG 2 for both lists is genius

  • @machaggis7521
    @machaggis7521 3 года назад +2

    Acthualhy Jingles the TOG had a very good gun so it couldnt tick all the boxes. Now Im off to the mines again.

  • @felwinter5528
    @felwinter5528 3 года назад +3

    With that tog kit, there's only one phrase for it ... Shut up and take my my money

    • @Kyle-gw6qp
      @Kyle-gw6qp 3 года назад

      It's honestly great.

  • @andrewwoodhead3141
    @andrewwoodhead3141 3 года назад +1

    Points to note : Churchill had GOOD mobility. Mobility doesn't just mean top speed. Churchill traveled at a maximum speed of only 15 mpH,. BUT it could climb over anything and was notoriously good (for it's weight class) in deep mud. Many other tanks travelled faster on road and over good terrain, true , but then again ,...that's the easy part.

    • @ZGryphon
      @ZGryphon 3 года назад

      Churchill, yes. Churchill Black Prince... not so much.

  • @LiezAllLiez
    @LiezAllLiez Год назад

    5:26 Let me expand on this in a little more detail:
    -the top turret was underwhelming for 1942 and had issues penetrating the uparmored panzer 3s and 4s
    -the 75 in the sponson packed a wallop, but if you needed to defend in this thing by placing it in a hull-down position? The 75 would become inoperable
    -the armor on this wasnt exactly great. Its somewhere around 50mm on the front, which is well within penetrating range of either the short 50 and long 50 of a panzer 3 J/J1, as well as the long 75 of the panzer 4 F2
    -the height... need i say more? Its like a moving pyramid. The crew may have been comfortable, but they were comfortable until they took a hit only.

  • @betong3449
    @betong3449 3 года назад

    Haha, thank you. Loved it!

  • @KuliJens
    @KuliJens 3 года назад

    I love the tank museum and jingles. But I have to wonder if they would be jointly liable if I had in fact just clicked so hard that my phone display had shattered. Love you guys

  • @slowbutsure504
    @slowbutsure504 3 года назад

    Im a simple man... I see a new video from Jingles, or the tank museum, and i watch it Lol

  • @allanfoster6965
    @allanfoster6965 3 года назад

    18 months late? Jingles has landed!
    Gotta love him!😂😅🤣😅👍👍🇬🇧

  • @ieltsthaytrung
    @ieltsthaytrung 3 года назад +1

    I have been looking foward to this

  • @windwalker5765
    @windwalker5765 3 года назад +2

    The M3 Grant/Lee isn't a great _tank,_ but used as an _assault gun_ in the infantry support role, it excelled.

    • @zxbzxbzxb1
      @zxbzxbzxb1 3 года назад +1

      Yh, it excelled so much that units replaced with Shermans as soon as humanly possible...

    • @windwalker5765
      @windwalker5765 3 года назад

      @@zxbzxbzxb1 Buddy, in TANK units. It was bad at engaging other TANKS. The US Army and Marines in the Pacific and Army in Europe used them to support infantry in place of the M8 Stuart with the 75mm pack howitzer. The Lee was better armored, and with 75mm HE for its main gun and 37mm canister shot up top, it was absolute murder on bunkers, MG nests, and infantry.
      Additionally, if an infantry division with Shermans in its tank battalion had Grants instead of Stuarts in the assault gun battalion, the vehicles used some parts in common (same chassis) which simplified logistics.
      Finally, if fire support vehicles like the M8 Stuart or M7 Priest came under attack by enemy tanks, they were totally screwed. Grants in the same position had a better chance.

  • @jimmiegreener8079
    @jimmiegreener8079 3 года назад

    Glad to see Jingles back at The Tank Museum!!

  • @peterjames6607
    @peterjames6607 3 года назад

    I spat my tea out as I sped read the title as "Jingles shows his bottom off!" 😂

  • @matthewg.305
    @matthewg.305 3 года назад +1

    Bren gun carrier: it works great and fills multiple roles!
    Praying Mantis: but what if we put a tower on it?

  • @truetoffee8684
    @truetoffee8684 3 года назад +1

    The Bison was quite a good solution to airfield defence against lightly armed paratroopers.

  • @vanvan-oc4nj
    @vanvan-oc4nj 3 года назад

    Thanks !! Reallt is a mighty choice...!!!!

  • @cody4999
    @cody4999 3 года назад

    The TOG accepts its place at the bottom because it's a power bottom. It takes your flanking penetration and asks for more. They knew what they were about when they designed it. Look at that marvelously large back end.

  • @jdoe77
    @jdoe77 3 года назад +6

    They might be the 5 worst tanks but at last Jingles identified them all correctly. Hurray for Jingles.

    • @frederickvondinkerberg7721
      @frederickvondinkerberg7721 3 года назад +1

      are you sure about that, he called the Bison a Bizun

    • @jdoe77
      @jdoe77 3 года назад

      @@frederickvondinkerberg7721 that's close enough for government work

  • @jlvfr
    @jlvfr 3 года назад +2

    The TOG2 is the best tank cause it's the only tank that would carry your family, friends and picnic gear, all while covered in armour and with a big gun.

  • @TheNorfolkThunderbolt
    @TheNorfolkThunderbolt 3 года назад

    I think the TOG II should be inscribed with the name “The Mighty Jingles” because, Jingles has arguably with his involvement with WOT made the TOG probably the best loved tank in the world, and in doing so, brought the museum to the attention of the public who might otherwise not have been aware! * this means he is legitimately part of its history….

  • @PedroCosta-po5nu
    @PedroCosta-po5nu 3 года назад +1

    "jingle bælls, jingle bælls jingle all the way"

  • @mikesmithg0rfd356
    @mikesmithg0rfd356 3 года назад +1

    thank you

  • @chrispearce9486
    @chrispearce9486 3 года назад

    Great video Jingles !

  • @DeinonychusA
    @DeinonychusA 3 года назад +1

    After several years of WoT experience I recently went back to the M3 to see if it was as bad as I remembered and if I could now play it any better. I love that vehicle to death now.

    • @Colinpark
      @Colinpark 3 года назад +1

      I did the same with the Grant, if you play it right with a 100% crew you can really hurt people at that tier.

    • @sirrathersplendid4825
      @sirrathersplendid4825 3 года назад

      In WOT Blitz the M3 is a pretty nice tank and not all that hard to play.

  • @andrewp8284
    @andrewp8284 3 года назад

    IIRC the Germans still had plenty of 20-50 and short 75 mm armed tanks/AT guns in North Africa at the time the M3 Lee debuted, and so the Lee’s 75 and range + armor and reliability were appreciated. Not everything was a Tiger, 88, or long 75. Italians did have some tank destroyers but most of their tanks and AT guns were lighter calibers.

  • @trob1731
    @trob1731 2 года назад

    The Black Prince is so vast and dark, Jingles looks like he's doing a green screen shot.

  • @Nautules83
    @Nautules83 3 года назад

    most suprising about this video is Jingles getting all the tank names right

  • @ogscarl3t375
    @ogscarl3t375 3 года назад

    Oh here we go this'll be good grab your popcorn folks ^~^

  • @pavarottiaardvark3431
    @pavarottiaardvark3431 3 года назад +4

    Three of these never got beyond the prototype stage. You think that might have been worth mentioning? Cos that's a key part of how design works, and a big part of what could have made this an educational video....

    • @Simon_Nonymous
      @Simon_Nonymous 3 года назад +3

      Quite right - three failed prototypes built in ones and twos, one highly specific budget airfield defence lorry, and on real tank that's on the list ashe doesn't like it in a computer game. Waste of a video if you ask me.

    • @MrTreacletime
      @MrTreacletime 3 года назад

      Would have made morse sense if he had actually bothered to read the information boards right next to the exhibits!

  • @axelusul
    @axelusul 3 года назад +3

    Ho Chi Min has let himself go...LOL

  • @nowordscanexplain3902
    @nowordscanexplain3902 3 года назад

    Bruh I literally been subbed to him for like 9 years bro

  • @Mr_Bunk
    @Mr_Bunk 3 года назад +18

    5:14 That’s a myth. The Soviets never called the M3 the ‘Coffin for seven brothers’, in fact they appreciated its firepower in much the same way as the British, and they even considered using it as APC due to its spacious interior. The only tank the Soviets called a coffin for anything was, in fact, their own T-60, the ‘Coffin for Two Brothers’, because it was virtually useless in most combat situations against German AT guns and autocannons, with armour only proof enough against bullets.

  • @Dank-om2xc
    @Dank-om2xc 3 года назад

    Hah! I knew the Tog II was going to be number one, again!! Great seeing Jingles and the tanks!

  • @buggs9950
    @buggs9950 3 года назад +1

    "..terrible mobility of course."
    That seems an odd comment considering one of the things the Churchill was best known for was its climbing ability. Sure it was slow but speed's not the only aspect to consider.

    • @dessertfoxo4096
      @dessertfoxo4096 3 года назад

      The terrible mobility thing was about the Black Prince. A 50+ tone tank on a 330hp engine. The Black Prince lost all of the Churchills advantages through shear weight.

    • @buggs9950
      @buggs9950 3 года назад

      @@dessertfoxo4096 Nah, he was definitely talking about the standard Churchill.

    • @dessertfoxo4096
      @dessertfoxo4096 3 года назад

      @@buggs9950 even so, the later Churchills, mk6-8 suffered the same being high 40s of tones.

  • @philb3549
    @philb3549 3 года назад +1

    To be fair, you can't really judge the Thorneycroft Bison using tank design criteria, because as you say... it's not a tank. It was an emergency stop-gap movable pillbox and as such it meets its design requirements.

  • @NigelDeForrest-Pearce-cv6ek
    @NigelDeForrest-Pearce-cv6ek Год назад

    Brilliant Jingles!!!!

  • @c.tedbarber4140
    @c.tedbarber4140 3 года назад

    In WOT you have to treat the M3 like a TD akin to vehicles like the Stug III because of the lack of a turret for the 75mm. Using it like you would a Stug makes it fun to play.

  • @mikloskoszegi
    @mikloskoszegi 3 года назад

    Jingles just wants to put the TOG II on every list possible.