Thank you for uploading this song man, I totally agree with what you write, it IS actually possible to look at things in a funny and nice way, and people should do that. It's just a song.
Wow, this song, I don't know why my mother allowed me to listen to this when I was in middle school/high school. So happy she did LOL. Amazing memories.
I think he meant who was playing the guitar in the song... maybe I'm wrong. but I dunno who played it in the song, but renosama is right, the guy in the pic is james hetfield.
Killing Kittens was a hidden track on the Little bit Special CD (His first). To find it, listen to the last christopher walken rant and wait several minutes and the song will begin. However, this is some sort of rock remix Ive never heard of but want desperatly. I must find it :P.
i cant get over how many upset people there are here. over a joke. yet they listened to the song which was clearly called kill a kitten. you knew it would be harsh just from the title. i seriously love this song. but would never ever ever hurt an animal other then for food.... im no where near the brightest person in the world but even i knew it was a frigging joke....
Well, he was in 'The Wedding Singer' on Broadway. Sure it's still a goofy comedy, but there are a few serious songs. Look up 'Grow Old With You,' he has an incredible voice
I love this song, and sing it on the bus... oh the looks me and my friends get. Quickly follow it up with any arrogant worms song and everyone is just convinced you are insane and leaves you alone.
at 2:24 where you showed a fist because he said hand, he actually said VAN, as in hit it with a car. it was actually a really good slideshow, but im just letting you know
love the vid! also love the version. had it in my computer but never got a chance to hear it cuz my winamp is playing with me. anyways, great vid! ichigo [from the forum]
Does someone know why and what does it mean when he quotes a Tommy Tutone song "8675309 Jenny" in one live version of this song? The ending in that version is just repeating the chorus of that song "8675309, 8675309..." You'll find that version also in youtube. Please, someone more clever than me, help :D
I've heard all of his songs, and seen him live. I chose this song to do because it had a lot of imagery. I keep talking about this song being offensive because other people keep saying that in comments.
thanks. That's basically the point of all my videos. If you like that one, check out all my other videos besides photo shoot, this cocaine, water gun fights 1 and 2, fix for six, and stage crew 06. They're made very similarly, simimilarlie, ah, whatever, they're made kinda the same
@Smileysam555 Is it really proven by science or are you referring to "The Boondock Saints" where Rocco accidently shoots the cat, after they were up all night drinking?
I have no problems with this song or video. they are both most excellent. it's funny how barely anyone has a problem with his grandpa song, but the kitten song gets heat all the time.
There was this game on Newgrounds that I played decades ago. There's cats running thru an alley and you shoot them. And this song was playing the entire time 😂
if anyone took time to read the editz the poster put up you'll find that its not about masturbation at all and that as a comedian Lynch is putting into light atrocities that are done to animals. great song, Stephen Lynch rocks!!
I love how RUclips is full of opinionated people who are always talking but have almost nothing relevant to say about the video. I love this song, good video, thumbs up if you agree.
I'm just kinda confused why theres pictures of james hetfield in this video when the guitar breaks come in... anyone got and explanation or just happen to be a random picture?
hey. It is what it is. If you don't like it, that's unfortunate, but I made it to the best of my abilities after getting two hours of sleep. Maybe you just don't like my style of comedy, but I know a lot of people who think that this video is very good.
it's a video my friend took of his newtons cradle the day i made the video. I put it in cause there's nothing else happening at the beginning of the song and it almost keeps the time of the song
often when stephen lynch plays live shows he admits to the audience that he steals other musician's chords to write his songs to. The song 8675309 Jenny has the same exact chords as this song. The song 'Talk to me' steals the chords from the song 'who's that kid with the oreo cookie'
I assume you haven't read the whole description of this video that includes a quoted comment by Stephen lynch, which in turn includes a full motif for writing this specific song?
This is one of the most intelligent songs he's ever written. It talks about media manipulation, not thinking with your own head etc people are believing all kinds of shit, we can't call our minds OUR anymore ..
Imagine creating the PR for this guy for people who've never heard him: "He's a wholesome-looking guy who sings about priests, kittens, gerbils, Jesus and babies. Want him to sing at your next kid's party?" "Sure, let's sign him up." LOL
@TheSolaceDream Also back in the day it was common practice that when your cat(usually kept in the barn to kill rats) had a litter, they put the kittens in a sack and drowned em. Cat's have been through hell in the past. O.o
they say if an individual takes pleasure (either sexual or mental) in killing another creature, severe psychological damage had been inflicted upon someone and therefore the person feels compelled to take out their pain on another living thing, that typically is very vulnerable. and so the serial cycle begins..
This song is obviously a joke, I don't see how someone could take this song seriously. I enjoy this and hope Stephen Lynch keeps up his hilarious songwriting.
i totally adore kittens and wouldn't really kill a kitten but this song is like totally awsome ! i love it ! it's like been sent around my friends to be watched =P and it's in my favorites ! and i totally love how it says "if ye loveth jesus ye must kill a kitten" hehe GREAT VID!!
I think Iv heard someone mention in an interview, either him or his manager or friend or something that it was obviously intended to be satirical, coming from the saying "every time you masterbate god kills a kitten" and hes saying everyone has to do it once in a while, such as the bible says you shouldnt masterbate and he says its written in it that you should kill a kitten. "When the game of life makes you feel like quitting, it helps..." Its not meant to be taken literally mate. Dont worry :)
you're right about the van thing, i thought it said hand, and resalised the second i put the video up. It's even in the description. I put a 'bootie', like a little boot as a pun for booty, though.
Great job on the video. The cute little kitty pic made me giggle each time it popped up. Uhm, if you have a problem with any of Stephen Lynch's material then you are misunderstanding. It is funny because who would want to kill a kitten?! If you know Stephen Lynch a lot of his stuff is touchy. Don't watch or listen!
"bake a kitty cake" OMG nooes, i love all of his songs, but thats just sickk, even more sick then "Month Dead" LOL! I really hope it has a different meaning like somebody said hee
lol. xD This is the kind of song that makes me laugh AND want to cry. Very funny, I love it. Its too catchy for its own good. Though, I should probably stay away from my cats for the rest of the night. 0.o;
I actually ran over a cat a few days ago. Torrential rainfall, it runs into the road ONE SECOND before impact, and while I did slow down I wasn't going to risk slamming on the brakes and losing control.
IT'S A SONG FOR GODS SAKE! Don't take in seriously, we all know we would be arrested! Jeesh! You need to buy a sense of humor, cause you ain't gonna just take one obviously.
Ah I remember listening to this over a decade ago. The memories
Thank you for uploading this song man, I totally agree with what you write, it IS actually possible to look at things in a funny and nice way, and people should do that. It's just a song.
Wow, this song, I don't know why my mother allowed me to listen to this when I was in middle school/high school. So happy she did LOL. Amazing memories.
kiokya, a few people disagree with your message, but you have my full support in the kitty wars
Kill as many kittens as you want, touch the puppy and I will summon Cthulu.
@darkcjdm Well it is a hidden song in an album, it's acoustic there. Not sure where this version comes from.
First heard this on O&A, been stuck in my head ever since.
I think he meant who was playing the guitar in the song... maybe I'm wrong. but I dunno who played it in the song, but renosama is right, the guy in the pic is james hetfield.
Killing Kittens was a hidden track on the Little bit Special CD (His first). To find it, listen to the last christopher walken rant and wait several minutes and the song will begin. However, this is some sort of rock remix Ive never heard of but want desperatly. I must find it :P.
I told the truth when I said I love this I'm back 12 years later 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The fact this is an amazingly written song musically and he can sing great makes it that much more twisted and funny.
My thoughts exactly
i cant get over how many upset people there are here. over a joke. yet they listened to the song which was clearly called kill a kitten. you knew it would be harsh just from the title. i seriously love this song. but would never ever ever hurt an animal other then for food.... im no where near the brightest person in the world but even i knew it was a frigging joke....
Oh man this is priceless. *giggling* Stephen Lynch is awesome.
Well, he was in 'The Wedding Singer' on Broadway. Sure it's still a goofy comedy, but there are a few serious songs. Look up 'Grow Old With You,' he has an incredible voice
I love this song, and sing it on the bus...
oh the looks me and my friends get. Quickly follow it up with any arrogant worms song and everyone is just convinced you are insane and leaves you alone.
at 2:24 where you showed a fist because he said hand, he actually said VAN, as in hit it with a car. it was actually a really good slideshow, but im just letting you know
love the vid! also love the version. had it in my computer but never got a chance to hear it cuz my winamp is playing with me. anyways, great vid!
ichigo [from the forum]
Does someone know why and what does it mean when he quotes a Tommy Tutone song "8675309 Jenny" in one live version of this song? The ending in that version is just repeating the chorus of that song "8675309, 8675309..." You'll find that version also in youtube. Please, someone more clever than me, help :D
Stephen Lynch is a truly talented musician.
I've heard all of his songs, and seen him live. I chose this song to do because it had a lot of imagery. I keep talking about this song being offensive because other people keep saying that in comments.
great song realy imba any1 got the link of stephen singing this???
thanks. That's basically the point of all my videos. If you like that one, check out all my other videos besides photo shoot, this cocaine, water gun fights 1 and 2, fix for six, and stage crew 06. They're made very similarly, simimilarlie, ah, whatever, they're made kinda the same
@darkri9898 he does, and hes wrote song about it.
@Smileysam555 Is it really proven by science or are you referring to "The Boondock Saints" where Rocco accidently shoots the cat, after they were up all night drinking?
This is an awesome song. Like it could be a regular song if not for the lyrics. Stephen Lynch is the man.
I have no problems with this song or video. they are both most excellent. it's funny how barely anyone has a problem with his grandpa song, but the kitten song gets heat all the time.
I'm glad when I search, "Kill a Kitten" on youtube this is the only thing that comes up.
There was this game on Newgrounds that I played decades ago. There's cats running thru an alley and you shoot them. And this song was playing the entire time 😂
I should probably feel more guilty for listening to this song, especially since my own cat is sitting in my lap purring away innocently XD
if anyone took time to read the editz the poster put up you'll find that its not about masturbation at all and that as a comedian Lynch is putting into light atrocities that are done to animals. great song, Stephen Lynch rocks!!
lol that was awesome, first time I ever heard that song of his.
The pic of the cat was actually my BG a few weeks ago XD
I love how RUclips is full of opinionated people who are always talking but have almost nothing relevant to say about the video. I love this song, good video, thumbs up if you agree.
Who's listening in 2021. Probably no one...
maybe not 2021 but 2022 works
I don't know which comedians you are referring to, but many do/have.
This is the most awesome version of the song I heard yet.
dose anyone know what that ball this is in the begining of the video plz coment back
ha this song has such a good beat and sung in such a happy tune
I'm just kinda confused why theres pictures of james hetfield in this video when the guitar breaks come in...
anyone got and explanation or just happen to be a random picture?
this video is so good i havent heard this song in a while
woot i love this song, havent even finished watching it and can already play it.
is this the album version? with all the electric guitar and bass and drums?
@Alextehred but werent you talking bout Hetfield?
did he actually play that solo at the end? its pretty sweet
hey. It is what it is. If you don't like it, that's unfortunate, but I made it to the best of my abilities after getting two hours of sleep. Maybe you just don't like my style of comedy, but I know a lot of people who think that this video is very good.
it's a video my friend took of his newtons cradle the day i made the video. I put it in cause there's nothing else happening at the beginning of the song and it almost keeps the time of the song
You know, the funny part of his (played?) rage is his nick, that can be translated to "tree defiler". Made me chuckle.
yay Stephen lynch! only complaint... is that even Stephen lynch in the picture? lol
often when stephen lynch plays live shows he admits to the audience that he steals other musician's chords to write his songs to. The song 8675309 Jenny has the same exact chords as this song. The song 'Talk to me' steals the chords from the song 'who's that kid with the oreo cookie'
What album is this song on?
Mifio
I assume you haven't read the whole description of this video that includes a quoted comment by Stephen lynch, which in turn includes a full motif for writing this specific song?
@Silksforthewin your joking right the guitar alone makes it awesome !!
the chorus of the song sounds like a song ive heard. anyone kno what it might be? maybe an old 80s song?
This is one of the most intelligent songs he's ever written.
It talks about media manipulation, not thinking with your own head etc
people are believing all kinds of shit, we can't call our minds OUR anymore ..
it's a bonus track on superhero after Walken 3. i think, there is a minute or two of nothing and then it starts
W0W. That's an a amazing intro.
its awsome how the epic this song is with just the musicl alone
Plenty songs have this chordprogression. It's a nice chordprogression.
Haha, I love this version. Great job on the video.
Imagine creating the PR for this guy for people who've never heard him: "He's a wholesome-looking guy who sings about priests, kittens, gerbils, Jesus and babies. Want him to sing at your next kid's party?" "Sure, let's sign him up." LOL
PROJECT#5: The "GAME OF LIFE" program- due NO LATER than December 2011 I have a feeling I'll be listening to this song a lot the next few weeks...
love this song, thought you did a great job with the video too
@Alextehred i dont think stephen is comparable to mushroomhead because they are completely different
where did you get tht pic of the kitten gettin a gun pointed at it?
I'm glad someone has a sense of humour and a basic knowledge of slang.
lol why is there a picture of jaymz in there???
@TheSolaceDream Also back in the day it was common practice that when your cat(usually kept in the barn to kill rats) had a litter, they put the kittens in a sack and drowned em. Cat's have been through hell in the past. O.o
they say if an individual takes pleasure (either sexual or mental) in killing another creature, severe psychological damage had been inflicted upon someone and therefore the person feels compelled to take out their pain on another living thing, that typically is very vulnerable. and so the serial cycle begins..
dude, it did! Have you heard of the song 'Jenny Jenny (867-5309)? Stephen Lynch openly stole the chord progression/tune.
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was that gun loueded
Any reason for james at 0:49? xD
oh and in fact idont know how to use rapidshare and this is really kickass i would like information
This song is obviously a joke, I don't see how someone could take this song seriously. I enjoy this and hope Stephen Lynch keeps up his hilarious songwriting.
why d oyou think it was in the past??? Have you ever been to countryside??
i can download but i dont know how 2 make vid
i totally adore kittens and wouldn't really kill a kitten but this song is like totally awsome ! i love it ! it's like been sent around my friends to be watched =P and it's in my favorites ! and i totally love how it says "if ye loveth jesus ye must
kill a kitten"
hehe GREAT VID!!
that's what it's meant to me and my group of friends for the past 3 years or so.
If stephen lynch meant that, he would say it. He doesn't leave much to the imagination in his songs
Werent there a shoot-em-up flash game with this song?
@Chowderbutt760 dude, you are a LEGEND!
love it!!! stephen lynch is soooo funny too
realy?!?!?!?!?! where??? i wanna see it...
@cod5x subtly?
I think Iv heard someone mention in an interview, either him or his manager or friend or something that it was obviously intended to be satirical, coming from the saying "every time you masterbate god kills a kitten" and hes saying everyone has to do it once in a while, such as the bible says you shouldnt masterbate and he says its written in it that you should kill a kitten. "When the game of life makes you feel like quitting, it helps..." Its not meant to be taken literally mate. Dont worry :)
you're right about the van thing, i thought it said hand, and resalised the second i put the video up. It's even in the description. I put a 'bootie', like a little boot as a pun for booty, though.
@Skipass600 been there, haven't lived there in a decade or two though. I don't keep tabs on my country cousins so to speak, lol
Great job on the video. The cute little kitty pic made me giggle each time it popped up. Uhm, if you have a problem with any of Stephen Lynch's material then you are misunderstanding. It is funny because who would want to kill a kitten?! If you know Stephen Lynch a lot of his stuff is touchy. Don't watch or listen!
"bake a kitty cake" OMG nooes, i love all of his songs, but thats just sickk, even more sick then "Month Dead" LOL! I really hope it has a different meaning like somebody said hee
what does that have to do with anything?
thehunted777
is it still alive? :(
lol. xD
This is the kind of song that makes me laugh AND want to cry. Very funny, I love it. Its too catchy for its own good. Though, I should probably stay away from my cats for the rest of the night. 0.o;
You should have used an image of Buddy Jesus from the the movie Dogma
This is kinda sick but its friekin hilarious!!! Kudos!!!
This song is so HORRIBLY good.
wow....this is pretty! lol
love stephen lynch :)
I actually ran over a cat a few days ago. Torrential rainfall, it runs into the road ONE SECOND before impact, and while I did slow down I wasn't going to risk slamming on the brakes and losing control.
This song is ridiculous, I was laughing half the way through. I'm going to show my friends this.
I think the pic of the cat being held at gunpoint is the funniest part of this vid.
man, his album version sounds so much like 867-5309. his live version sounds much different
IT'S A SONG FOR GODS SAKE! Don't take in seriously, we all know we would be arrested! Jeesh! You need to buy a sense of humor, cause you ain't gonna just take one obviously.
Or kill a kitten. Free sense of humor after that.
Lol
What a way to put it..
its a song about masturbation XD