Everything wrong with Instagram beauty gurus (RANT)
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cleopatra - level 1 crook
cloe pactra - level 99 boss
that's how mafia works
damn right
I stan 🙌👏
breanna I made your 3rd comment come true Xd
This comment has me dying
Damn right that’s how it works!!!!
What is up with these beauty gurus and making stupid faces.
ExACtLy
They think that it's "funny"
Crabby Crustacean they finna be looking like 🤭😆😁🥺😏😯😮
They tryna be qUiRkY aNd ReLaTaBlE
@@imjusthere9199 yup your right
3:06 imagine how sticky her face was
is it just me but her face seemed red too XD
and hair.. eww
I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING
I think just looking at her face gave me a cavity
hehe, that sounded wrong
just because a random cream at the dollar store has 1% coconut oil doesn’t mean you can put in your hair
Exactly
I sorta agree but some coconut oil brands are actually made for hair- you out them in and after an hour if you wash them off your hair is smoother! i've tried it- no hate tho i might have misunderstood your comment
Blxck Roses they didn’t mean coconut oil-
Get the snacks from the dollar store, those slap. Don't get the beauty things from Dollar Tree specifically with the dish soap but get the beauty things from family Tree.
Trust me, I do dollar store shopping and found it true.
Mom: Hey honey do you know where all of my tampons went?
Son: Yah I used your last one for clickbait on RUclips
@@lt5080 why not
MyNameIsNot Bill it can say that.
LOL
Teehee..
0:22 "let's begin"
Little did they know...
It would turn into a 20+ part rant series
Which is really entertaining
@Pandas Bamboo why not?
Pandas Bamboo oh just stfu
Leighlah Crum you stf and there’s only 19
Basically Laurenn bro ur rlly replying to my 1 month old comment?
1975:were gonna have flying cars in the future
2019:*putting whiped cream on hair*
2020: Cloe Pactra
2020:*corona I coming to town,not Santa*
@leave noob Really?
Srry, I ain't connected to much to the world if I'm being honest-
Haha lol
2020: putting mustard on face
Insta beauty guru: **puts whipped cream on her face**
pimples:
*It's free real estate*
And her face is probably as sticky as dry pancake syrup
Cleopatra? Excuse you I only know cloe patra
HAHAahA i die
Ew who is this Walmart version? I only know Cloe PACTRA. sorry sis
Omg your profile is.
BEAUTIFUL
James Bond Is Sana gay?!
I’m sorry I know that’s old I’ll leave now😔
People can make mistakes and if they watch the video they would know and don’t need your help
The whipped cream one actually made me cringe
Brenna Hill yes
God I can FEEL how sticky that is-
It did made me cringe but now I want whipped cream
Ikr and a whip cream face mask won't work because it has milk (that contains estrogen) and oil and shit so that would just make your face even more pimply and oily
looks greasy af
the gold sheets are something called "gold leaf", sometimes its used for crafts and sometimes it can be edible and put on food :>
Edit: It can also be pretty expensive, rounding to about $5-10 or higher
if I bought that I’d be broke as heck 🤠
Oml... if it was me...my heart would ache just for wasting such expensive stuffs just like pulling out tissues...watever they maybe freakin rich..
I’m rewatching all while being bored in quarantine ;w; who’s with me?
Meeee
Meeeeee girlll 💁♀️👑
meeeee comment if u are bored like if u depressed or both lol
Me
I'm here
UH UH THAT GURL PUTTING WHIP CREAM ON HER HAIR GON BE SLEEPIN WITH THE ROACHES TONITE🤦🏿♀️🤦🏿♀️🤦🏿♀️🤦🏿♀️🤦🏿♀️🤦🏿♀️🤦🏿♀️🤦🏿♀️🤦🏿♀️🤦🏿♀️🤦🏿♀️🤦🏿♀️
Lmao. My grandma used to make whiped cream and put it on my hair it's a old trick from spain its used to make hair healthier, longer and softer.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Mickey mouse cut to the chase lmaooo
LMAOOAOA
* takes tampon *
me: whatya gonna do with that?
him: * uses for lipstick *
me: .... we bleed on the stuff and you use it for lipstick. ReEeEeEe
My first thought
I mean it’s weird and unnecessary but it wasn’t used, it was basically a piece of cotton
Literally, my first thought that came to mind.
In the book Carrie by Stephen King, the main character (Carrie) doesn't know what tampons are for and actually uses them to blot her lipstick. I dont know why I'm sharing this random shit haha
Ophiel Lox I have a cousin who was in the army and they used to use tampons to shine their shoes. He said they work super well for that since it's a soft cotton, he still does it for his nicer dress shoes.
3:55
Honey, NO!!! Do you realise how filthy your phone really is? WHY??? You might as well have used a toilet seat cover 😥🤢🤦
Fact: your phone has more bacteria than a toilet seat.
yup 🤡🤡
Exactly! Like when I saw that, I was *shook*
don't give them ideas 😳
@@tropicanabussy6112 Fr-💀
ima go grab the spray-on-cheese and clean my face with it.
Me too sis
Honey dont give them ideas.
One like = 1 pimple from that whipped cream
So 12 pimples and I guess this is how people ask for likes.
She got 69 pimples... smh get that girl some proactive
122 pimples. Dang.
232 pimples Jesus Christ she need every skin prouduct
292 pimples...
Nyessss
* buys 24k gold *
* *sticks on face and washes off for views* *
Some of yall never researched the actual benefits of gold for your face and it shows. Uncultured
@@louisaudet7921 its way too expensive get face cream
@@louisaudet7921 some of y'all are so self conscious that you gotta go buy gold and throw it out within the same hour. Spoilt
@@jemzomaclain barely costs much dafuq "SpOiLt"
@@rahijamadi4725 you really think face cream aint expensive?? Smh do you not know your prices
Imagine your kid once coming home with squiggly eyebrows and when you ask them wth is that's they're like "it's the new trend, leave me alone ugh"
Then a week later almost every kid would have it like I would end myself
People are out here starving and She is putting whipped cream on her face.
Yea i wouldnt eat whippwd cream if i was starwing
XDDD
@@e.e.y.1803 i love whipped cream u can say that I'm 'whipped' for it xd
@@foziahmatzain5703 💀
y'all are mad about her spelling mistakes but I think the real crime here is that girl that put the whipped cream on her face and hair 💀
Keira Brynn EXACTLY
Keira Brynn HER FACE WAS REDDD
Ikr
Mad lad
Keira Brynn whip cream actually has some good hair benefits so.....
I have a question why so much foundation ?
Oh yeah and I agree lol
Maybe they put to much in on accident and don’t want to wast it and maybe they’re foundation isn’t full coverage but they like the feel of it. I don’t know I can’t where makeup till I’m 13 so
To hide their sins
Ichiya is that you?😑
Jendeukie
When I was in high school a girl tried putting whip cream in her hair before dance practice for some video and didn’t have time to wash it out so it soured and smelled disgusting the entire time. This video just dragged that out of the recesses of my memory
When she said “was that to aggressive
I was like NO
I'm Egyptian so when you said cloe patra i was laughing so DAMN HARDD
Amanda S What does you being egyptian have to do with anything? 🤔
@@blueribenaberry Cleopatra was Egyptian
blueribenaberry I-
@@Adorablepizza146 she was in fact Roman. She ruled the Egypt but was not native
*macedonian
So Whip Cream causes pimples in stuff because it may feel so soft but it's bad for you're pores in your face..
What is grammar lmao
Nala Da Doggo pfft
And it's also bad for your hair
I mean whipped cream has fat in it and you know what that means? Breakout city.
0:43, that’s gold Leaf paper you use it to decorate things like nails make up and you can find some edible gold leaf paper and put it on cakes and treats
We don't even get whip cream here and she's wasting it in front of my eyes I cant- I'd die for a crumb for whip cream
Same 😭
CLOE PACTRA I AM WHEEZING
LMFAOAOAOA😭
Emma C last time I checked the video isn't about grammar I'm pretty sure they understand that they made a mistake
SAME OMG I DIDNT KNOW SHE MEANT CLEO PATRA UNTIL I CAME TO THE COMMENT SECTION
Emma C I WHEEZED TOOOOO
Emma C IM SCREAMING CLOE PACTRA LMFAOOO
The wiggle eyebrows or idk what remind me of squidward dance
BLBLBLBLBL
😂😂😂😂
Lol. That last pic was a gold shit post tho
3 more likes and we get this to 1k
You’re not allowed to act “quirky” while putting gold on your face.
The last one looked like the Walmart version of James Charles HAHA GREAT VALUE
1:07 these gurus be tryna keep up with the “trends” too, you see her dabbing now, next thing u know they blending they stuff wit fortnite plushies
Lmao
Lmfao xD
Someone finally gets it
😂😂😂
cloe pactra....
Scarlett Harris I looked up Cloe Pactra bc I thought she was like a famous beauty guru or something then I realized she just meant Cleopatra...
omg XD
carla literally me learning English
Ah yes, queen of Eygt
Soaked In Bleach I love you
the gold sheets are literally gold peave that you can get at the dollar store you’re not supposed to put it on your face it’s for art projects
This dude doing his makeup with a tampon is an insult to all women
CLOE PACTRA 😂
Whats the meaning
Cleopatra ♡
emmå_drinks_bleach _ spelling
Wow you are so.........
Choli Sanjana its funny because it's meant to be Cleopatra
"cloe pactra" 00:59
Cadbury Are you talking to me? Cause you seem pretty triggered myself. I don't give a dam what you say. Why don't you eat that grind of salt and carry along.
Cadbury Ok, I see here. Sorry.
Cadbury I actually liked the idea of the video as well but like those spelling mistakes in it just make it kind of annoying. And my comment wasn’t supposed to be or even seem rude, I just wandet to point out that mistake, so maybe the person who made the video could kind of improve, if you get what i mean :)
Jessica Brewster-Johnson actually I really want to lmao life sucks but so does the spelling in this video and I just wanted to point it out so maybe the maker of the video could improve and learn :)
Cadbury also I like how you managed to even misspell the word “grammar” :)
1:32 did she just eat that!?!
it's editkabkdkejdnwnndbdnebjejejenns
jsjejwam
There's so much oil in canned whipped cream...I can hear her pores clogging
People be usin feminine products for diys but don’t realize how expensive they are. Like bro.. they are taxed as luxury items. what the heckle deckle my dude
April Teoh ikr!? Like *luxury* items!? Boi we need that just like we need water 😂
heckle deckle
@@viguy1352 ikr we do! Not sitting in blood is a luxury?! Bro wtf
Do not call him out. and they are not luxury. we should grt them for free
"Heckle deckle" is my favorite expression from now on XD
Whip cream helps with hair. It makes it shiny and soft. Not on the face tho. It just helps break out.
Anna Lazaridi ;-;
Broken 0-0
It does. I just think that no one would do that, because
WHO WOULD WASTE GOOD FOOD ANYWAYS!?
I guess whipped cream has some type of ingredient that is also beneficial for hair.
:3
name last name sugar is apparently good for ur hair at least according to Google
Not Stop breakout
Help start breakout
*sees dead cat on road*
this is perfect to blend my foundation!
my makeup will be so sexy that its a roadkill!
Momma: go to bed
Girl: im scared
Momma : why
Girl: 2:42
Momma :where my belt at!!!!
4:37
When you just give up on a trend...
😂
XD
Lmfao
@@monalisha2712 they are really nice!!!
uwu wanna see mines?
3:00
...she wasted so much of that delicious whipped cream on her disgusting chemichally modified face... *WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THAT*
*WHY*
Why do I see another my hero fan? HELLO HELLO I LOVE MY HERO JFNJFFK FRKRJ
And I ship todoroki and deku aeveryobe should fgs ofnfjdnrndn
WASTE WASTE WASTE USELESS HUMANS
TodoDeku Is BEST
Me tttoooo me tooo
Also my profile pic isnt todoroki (if you thought it was)
Heir of Sugar I only thought it was cause of the white and red lol awwwww r u a fan though?
Makeup: *exists*
Beauty gurus: it’s free real estate
Those squiggly eyebrows look like they re drunk 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥃🍷🍾🍸🍸🍸🍷🍷🍷🥃🥃🥃
*See’s girl put whipped on her face and hair*
*cringes*
*see’s next one and starts getting TRIGGERED*
2:45 NOOOOOOOOOOO
1 like= 1 whip cream bottle taken away from a beauty guru
Nyan Cat I agree. They shouldn’t be wasting food like that, Ppl are dying..AND SHE IS PUTTING IT ON HER FACE, like ew
Ama Diamond don’t ask for likes...
WHY THE BEAUTIFUL WHIPPED CREAM T^T
Finally a cause I can contribute to.
not the fucking whip cream 😭😭
These videos are amazing!! Thank you for posting this haha
That kid doesn’t even look 13 yet and still does better-
I DIED WHEN SHE SAID CLOE PACTRA SOUNDS LIKE A WHITE BLONDE VERSION OF CLEOPATRA
“I think a 13 year old does better makeup than these people”
Me, a 13 year old: Aw yis thanks boo
Same😂
Same lmao
Yep, but I'm 12!! My friends tell me "Cosplayers have the worst makeup." Hun, my mother was a makeup artist. She taught me everything I need to know 😂.
Same, lmao.
Honeybread_ Everything!! Can u teach me PLZZZ!!I want to cosplay so bad but I can’t😩
imagine how sticky it must feel to be covered in whipped cream
Oh cloe pactra had me dying 😂😂😂
Me: - trying to put the mascara stick thingy back-
6:16
Well I agree with Joon being the president
Iremeun Jungkook: Same here and Jungkook be Vice President.
You're literally just saying what he did and put the word "me" on it. You're repeating the 'joke'. Please learn how to tell a joke before you try and make one.
Joonie for president
#namjoonforpresident
4:50 someone come get your kid, she's going through your makeup bag again...
@Extra Nobody or I just don't understend well
No joke tho her makeup is actually good
TheAwesomeUnicorn :p and somehow she does her makeup better than I ever will lol 😂
Her mom: Ah shit ,here we go again
Why is this video giving me nostalgia 😭😭😭 it's only 3 years old
The chaotic music made me feel like I was having a damn fever dream ngl 😂
5:58 [A mental hospital needs to know your location]
Gotta love wavy
purple chan?
like who would use that to blend like thats so gross!!!
What a waste of Tea dumb broad
@@alienindisguise5546 its not a tea bag 💀💀💀
My wig has been clenched
My tea has been spilled
We are serving snatched weave for dinner
deep, true and underrated.
*true poetry*
How would you like your snatched weave cooked?
Boiled
Fryed
Baked
Raw
@@starrrzzz2905 baked please!
For the past 7 minutes and 20 seconds my heart physically broke and scattered to many pieces.
I now have terrible flasbacks when I see foundation, whip cream, phones and tea bags
Me watching the beauty gurus doing “hacks” 👁👄👁
I love your videos and I don't mind your grammar mistakes because English is not everyone's first language but CLOE PACTRA no no no no no
Diewolfie LMFAO
Mhm gotta agree. At first I was like who de fuck is dat? Is this person like someone famous? But then I realized..
Who ever is using whip cream
Girl good luck with ants going inside your brain
Oop
😠🐜
*i jus finished eat it-*
bold of you to assume she has a brain
@@avam3740 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the fact that this first was a whole two years ago and not 2 months ago is crazy
The whole time during the whip cream part I was screaming “HONEY NOO WHAT STE YOU DOIN”
ANIME brains oh no baby what is you doin
the music got louder at 4:44 and it scared the fluff out of me lol
Me too
Sorta sorta ...
But no
Sorta sorta ... but no
Thanks for the warning sis
I loved this video so much, back in 2023. The only complaint I have are the spelling mistakes lol
"if you don't agree on that , i don't care"😂
I LOVE YOUU😂🤣
I wouldn't be surprise if they use poop as beauty product
there is unfortunately
wait are you fucking serious
d e a d a s s :-:
im thoroughly disgusted
The poop is very natural product for your skin.
4:28, when people take the saying ‘new year new me’ too far
Zarianna Walker this trend was on 2017 lmaooooo.
@@jikookshippsails9132 wasn't that 2018???
I'm just watching all of these while I wait for the next part lmao
I about died laughing at that girl putting whipped cream on her face 😂 what in the world?!?! How have I not seen these before? Excellent
For the first one, gold is actually really good for your skin and helps with scars and acne. So there’s an actual reason for that
Obnoxious Dudebro it’s also bad to be inhaled or eaten so :)
Obnoxious Dudebro EVER HEARD OF PIMPLE CREAM AND CONCEALER
Lay Nolastname why would anyone eat it..
Rosesx Rachel eh a few months back someone put gold flakes on ice cream or donuts and sold them in like New York, made people sick
@@daluckygit8019 "pimple cream" isn't very good for your skin, it can dry it out a lot plus you still have acne scars after.
Some of these were so cringey I had to cover up my teddy bears eyes.
Purple sprinkles Your comment gave me cringe on top of this video
VelvetRevolver your profile gave me cringe
Why 😐 why would you embarrass yourself like that 🤔 and how did you manage to get that much cringe into one sentence that’s talent. Not the good kinda talent, but its talent...
Honestly same😂
Wow talent
Gurl you have no chills😂i love it😍😍
*Hair product's: exist*
Whipped cream: GET OUTTA MY WAY I'M THE NEW HAIR PRODUCT
2:12 imagine waking up and seeing that starring into your soul
Omg lol
I don't think I want to
Staring*
You mean staring?
That hair was obviously extensions. First of all, why would anyone just randomly cut off a chunk of their hair? And secondly, if you look at the hair compared I hers it darker.
No hate, just a fact 🤗
"ok this is a billion dollar idea"
"what is it kassidy"
"i put mustard on my face"
" *genius* "
When that one girl put on whip cream on her face made me fell like i got bad acne😟
2:13 that’s the monster I see when I have sleep paralysis
imagine you are sleeping and you open your eye and see it in front of you
@@sakinato ight I'mma head out
WHIPPED CREAM
Victoria Smith WHIPPED FUCKING CREAM
Mom: where the hell did all my tea and tampons go I literally just went to Costco
Son: oh sry mom i used them to do my make up
Time to binge watch this whole channel 😏
The Gold paper stuff is called gold leaf, and it’s generally used in baking/food, and not for your face.
{edit} tHATS NASTYY NOW YA HAIR IS GONNA BE STICKYYYY AND YA FACE IS GONNA BE S T I C K Y
Mia C ikr and sometimes it's even used in some slime 😐
Mia C IT'S A FACIAL MASK THAT'S GETS RID OF ACNE SCARS EVER HERD OF CLEO PACTRA
Jesus
Haha heard lol
Cadbury you just judge them for putting a fact out there and yours is a opinion I know that but your.kind of being rude over cleo pactra facial mask
That whippwd cream woman was crazy
Tubli labz she was fucking crazy and a pimple city XD
Tubli labz your crazy
Tubli labz ikr
farah is the worst
Cadbury but she always overdo things, I watched a video of her, I couldn't bear it
Ur one of the best youtuber that creats this kind of videos,all the other put boring stuff
Anyone else rewatching this series for the 70th time? 😂
"Cloe pactra"
..
I just-
I can't with this channel.
ikr
Like they want to rant and criticize yet they can’t spell...like they are probably 8 or 9
Beta Baker she’s 17
@@tiaaaraaa it's SATIRE. Instead of focusing on other peoples spelling you should focus on fixing your sense of humour
A Z uhmmm it was a joke.....
Those beauty gurus need to get a life
You need to get Grammarly
Mikasa Fanny excuse me but your cat looks adorable
He’s named carpet
Mikasa Fanny what kind of cat name is carpet
do u kno de wae what kind of person doesn't remember to put what before kind.
Mikasa Fanny wdym i did
“Cloe pactra”
As i Egypt-freak, *IM DEAD* 💀
I’ve only been doing makeup for less than a month and even I’m better at makeup then them lmfao
Oh em geee!!! I freaking hate when people put foundation on their phones!!!! 😡😠
Brookye Bear same But Whats oh em geee?
Brookye Bear
They properly gor acne the next day lol
Brookye Bear same like I have a rubbish lil LG but I'm super grateful
DerpyMuffins21 XOX it doesn't sound like it
Brookye Bear
like that shit cost money
now: how i did my make up in highschool
soon: how i did my make up in kindergarten lol
weak person lol right
Ok but why am I obsessed with the squiggly lip on the thumbnail 😩
MY SCALP AND PORES ARE SCREAMING AND CRYING LIKE NICKACADO AFTER THAT WHIP CREAM VIDEO .
Sorry about the miss spelling y’all 😂🤦🏽♀️
bone apple teeth
Samantha Rae learn first before you do something bad to RUclipsrs
Did u do that on purpose
Samantha Rae lol
misspelling *