The idea that Techpriests / Techmarines are willingly replacing their eyes with mechanical ones because the flesh is weak, and those mechanic eyes see in 30 fps, is absolutely killing me.
@@RhobarEisenbluthe destroyed one of my canopteks... that spider was merely carrying out its protocol function of directing scarabs. Now its mutilated and broken... and I have a rogue scarab swarm.
Where did you think all those people on mars came from. I mean mars it's unnecessarily expensive to set up a colony there. How much you think a 2,000 ft² apt on mars runs?
Unfortunately until Nurgle spreads his rot across the galaxy cause rot can even degrade metal and machine. But it just means we need stronger cleaning chemicals to purge filth Nurgle Brings.
and what about car channels xD , and house/architecture channels 😐😪, I'll never be able to afford a car or a house fml, let alone all the military jet channels 😭I just want an A10 with a burrrrrrrt, is that too much to ask for😭buuurrrrrt😭
@@laoch33 lol house channels are the worst. At least with cars or tech you could take out a stupid 10 year loan to "afford" the stuff. The houses you could never afford even if you worked 40 years of your life, didn't pay taxes, didn't have a house, a car, food etc.
Þàutiineghbakål är en på, ett stolar utan dig vad på make stolår stort- * * då þàutiineghretsiitap språk engelska svenska utan jag är språk engelskera då. Continue då engelskera då. SHUT UP M8@@jeremytitus9519
At first I thought it was a MKBHD, but then I realised it was fake because there was no patented focal zoom in/out for emphasis when he was speaking a key talking point.
"because even the ads or sponsorship is done how the creators want it to be done." Not really. They're still guidelines, and talking points you need to hit and they still need to sign off on it before it's posted. Specifically crafted ad content does appeal to advertisers though as it better appeals to the market demo that is the creator's audience, but they can and do reject them if they don't like them.
Marques: "If it were up to me, everything would come in matte black...except my employees who are a beautiful harem of porcelain angels that make me feel safe and nurtured" Andrew: *Little giggle* This had me gasping for air.
I love that not only are all the styles and references accurate, including people filming themselves cutting their arm/hand open to insert a gadget, but it also has references to the rail guns they bought/made and that one giant spider platform that almost bankrupted a RUclips tech gadget company.
wait, there's an MKBHD video with a railgun? That giant spider platform sounds suspiciously like Hacksmith. I remember one of his employees tried to make a real-working Aliens power loader frame, and it took _forever_ to build.
Techtuber be like : "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine."
@christophero1969 doesn't make him a sell out at all RUclips doesn't pay channels like they used to because the way RUclips gets money has changed. Therefore merch and sponsors do the most. And what's the most effective merch that you can sell that isn't just a single product that people can actually say they uses more than once that ALSO doubled as advertisement? Clothing Why the hell do you think Nike doesn't JUST sell shoes?
Your skills are pretty insane for how skilled you've gotten, honestly I'm surprised you don't make animated assets and sell them online, you have the skills to do so.
It's a reference to the Adeptus Mechanicus from Warhammer 40,000, the most familiar of them are Tech Priests where a majority of them replace their organic parts with machines, whom also worship Machines.
0:08 The Gunslinger is an unlockable melee weapon for the Engineer. It is a robotic prosthetic hand which replaces the Engineer's right hand. The Gunslinger grants the Engineer an additional of 25 maximum health, raising his total health to 150, at the cost of disabling random critical hits with the weapon. However, the player is able to perform a three-part combo attack on enemies. Should the player score 3 melee hits with a maximum of 1 second[2] between punches, the third punch (a swift downward motion with a clenched fist) scores a guaranteed critical hit which is capable of casting the victim's ragdoll a considerable distance away. Any missed punch or waiting longer than 1 second resets the combo. However, as long as there is no miss and no pause in the attacks, whether all three punches hit the same target, two different targets, or three different targets, the third hit scores a guaranteed critical hit on whichever enemy player is hit. Even though this weapon does not deal random critical hits, the Gunslinger can be crit boosted by regular means; but being a body location, it does not glow when crit boosted. Similarly to the Fists, the fingers only show sparks to indicate the crit boost. Using the Gunslinger replaces the Engineer's standard Sentry Gun with a Combat Mini-Sentry Gun. The Mini-Sentry builds, rotates, and fires much faster than the standard Sentry Gun; however, it cannot be upgraded, and each shot deals lower damage compared to that of a standard Level 1 Sentry Gun. The gibs from a destroyed Combat Mini-Sentry Gun do not grant the Engineer any metal when picked up. Switching to a different melee weapon destroys the Combat Mini-Sentry Gun, if it is built. Similarly, switching to the Gunslinger from a different melee weapon will cause the original Sentry Gun to be destroyed, if built, regardless of upgrade progress. Taunting with the Gunslinger equipped results in the Arm Blender kill taunt. The Gunslinger is automatically given to any player who obtains 11 Engineer achievements.
1:20 The medick gun: allows you to drain teammates and enemies health. Übercharge creates a loud as fuck explosion wich destroys everything. Übercharge is gained from both teammates and enemies killed. +500% health drain rate *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RANDOM CRITZ!!!*
For me, only having the Snapdragon 480+ instead of a flagship 8-series is a dealbraker for me. The whole delete your humanity part is a nifty feature though...
Takeaways: 1. Technology is strong, and the flesh is weak. 2. Bluetooth 5.2 and a Snapdragon 480+ is a must (but letting you delete your humanity is a nice bonus) 3. Matte black dbrand skins are stylish 4. Bit silly to buy clothing from people in the tech industry
Tech RUclipsr fashion boils down to "dropshipped T-shirt/hoodie + logo/catchphrase", since the only type of people who buy them also tend to just want to signal to each other that they're part of the group.
1:50 He tried to become Mimi sentry, but he was so excited he bought the eyes but he will be waiting a long time before he can get the update for the rest.
Why would they respond to a parody video? I can't even think of many who would do that unless they're a comedy channel as well, or unless the video was 'fun ribbing', but this was somewhat critical.
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah."
29.97fps is legacy NTSC broadcast video framerate. The reasons behind it have to do with how NTSC hacked color information into what was originally a B&W standard, they had to lower the framerate fractionally from 30FPS to fit extra data into the signal and get it to align right with the the image. In this way the older B&W sets would still work with the new color TV signal, they just ignored the extra information in the signal and the slight difference in FPS wasn't enough to cause problems the older sets would still display it just fine (remember these were analog devices there was no digital anything in them)
Years ago, I used to think if cybernetics were released, MKBHD would the first on youtube to try it out. My first thought was a cyborg arm. You literally fleshed out my day-dream on YT!
At exactly 1:16 is the overused tech soundbite from the 2001 KRU interactive RTS MMO Shattered Galaxy. used for any non biological unit as a generic switching action or deployment. There is no unaverse, timeline or spatial dimension in which i would not recognize it.
To be honest, I sometimes watch it just for the ads. These are very creative guys, but not all their original content is for me. Ads on the other hands? Been downing those since the cable network days and ow boy, are ads for F*Censored by RUclips* everyone !!
At exactly 2:23 I started crying with laughter and had to pause the video because this right here is on point on how marques brownlee does his tech reviews bruh Flashgitz is the best ahahahaha
Ok, but hear me out, if someone does suffer ireprable damage to the lower half of their body, having mechanical spider legs isn't the worst way to go about fixing that...
The only problem is maybe getting up stairs and through doors, but at that point you can just break those down or wall crawl your way to the next floor
Tech review channels have a job to review “Tech”, whatever may be the price,and they also absolutely don’t own everything they review..they won’t review tech based on people’s financial situation.. Grow up
Tom and Dom do a lot of parodies which I absolutely love, now this one, after watching it and sitting and browsing through my thoughts for a while, it sends shivers down my spine because when you think about it, then a not so distant future when we see someone emotionlessly cut off their limb and replace it with a mechanical one, and seeing it as something normal and regular: I think it is very likely going to be like this. Or worse.
Look. I'm waiting for it eagerly. My meat body is kind of garbage. I already can't see six inches away from my eyes without expensive, fragile tools known as glasses. Have you ever just wandered around, completely incapable of finding the thing that lets you use arguably the most important sense you have? Plus our meat bodies require so much upkeep and effort, just to maintain them. And eating right, not eating things that taste good because they kill you. Or getting sick, and being incapable of walking. Having a human body is objectively terrible, but we all pretend it isn't because there's no other options. So yeah. I'm all aboard for robotic body parts, and mechanical augmentations.
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Ok
😂
I hate how RUclips forced you guys to censor this.
Why the reupload?
Can’t believe it got taken down by the RUclips overlords, at least we have a new version that’s censored.
FlashGitz always reverts back to 40k.
The Emperor protects
correction
The Omnissiah protects
I craved the certainty of steel
They will beg our kind to save them
But I am already saved.
My armour's machine spirits sings with happiness.
The idea that Techpriests / Techmarines are willingly replacing their eyes with mechanical ones because the flesh is weak, and those mechanic eyes see in 30 fps, is absolutely killing me.
Imagine the permanent motion sickness
Actually it depicted a heretek. Because of the spider legs so the ,,bad guys"
@@RhobarEisenbluthe destroyed one of my canopteks... that spider was merely carrying out its protocol function of directing scarabs. Now its mutilated and broken... and I have a rogue scarab swarm.
... how? Lol
@@RhobarEisenblutmany tech priests take on mutiple legs,far faster and more efficient than meat sticka
“From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. It lacks Bluetooth 5.2 and a Snapdragon 420 Processsor"- MKBHD
I aspired, to the purity of the blessed 30fps.
I prayed to the strength and certainty of Pentium 4.
As a Warhammer player I am very proud
For the emperor, of course
And an audio Jack.
“From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.”
I craved the strength and certainty of steel
I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine
Your kind cling to your flesh as if it won't decay and fail you
one day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.
One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you
Tech RUclipsrs are just the precursors of The Adeptus Mechanicus.
Praise be to the Omnissia.
Since most barely understand even the basics of the technology they review, that's a very apt comparison.
Just servitors.
Where did you think all those people on mars came from. I mean mars it's unnecessarily expensive to set up a colony there. How much you think a 2,000 ft² apt on mars runs?
the Flesh is Weak
"Technology is strong and flesh is weak"
'Nods in Adeptus Mechanicus'
It's mostly an Iron Hands reference. "The flesh is weak" is the chapter moto.
Unfortunately until Nurgle spreads his rot across the galaxy cause rot can even degrade metal and machine. But it just means we need stronger cleaning chemicals to purge filth Nurgle Brings.
@@bakaronin Correct but his appearance and choice of implants more so resembles the mechanicum or more closely the Necron Destroyers
DEATH TO THE CORPSE GOD, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Flesh is indeed weak
The soldier chip doing absolutely nothing because he had no humanity to begin with was brilliant.
The humanity shows when they have to protect assholes.
I didn't get that !
i thought of linus as soon as it happened.
@@imboerdfromlife
I dunno, I have no idea who he is and I was still pretty sure what they were digging at 😂
I don't get the joke. Can you explain it to me in more detail?
"So I can see life in 28.97 frames a second... just as the machine god intended" 💀
Shit had me fkn rolling.
That’s a lot worse 😂
*29.97
He's actually downgrading. The human eye perceives between 30 and 60 frames per second in 576 megapixels.
@@thepancakeplanet8849 Lol
@@thepancakeplanet8849 Exactly how the machine god intended
I love how the censorship makes sense in-universe since these channels try to be as family friendly as possible.
They had to reupload it I'm guessing RUclips took it down
He forgot to block the gun at the end during the sponsor part
Cope
These channels literally live off youtube
how explicit is a tech channel supposed to get?
"I'm here to show you things you cannot afford"
Sums up the entire tech youtube experience
and what about car channels xD , and house/architecture channels 😐😪, I'll never be able to afford a car or a house fml, let alone all the military jet channels 😭I just want an A10 with a burrrrrrrt, is that too much to ask for😭buuurrrrrt😭
@@laoch33 lol house channels are the worst. At least with cars or tech you could take out a stupid 10 year loan to "afford" the stuff.
The houses you could never afford even if you worked 40 years of your life, didn't pay taxes, didn't have a house, a car, food etc.
@@Muhluri The tech will depreciate rapidly and you will be able to buy it like a yaer or two after release at crazy low used prices.
I love that the machine face actually made him more expressive and less like a machine😂😂😂
It revealed his true face. The machine within, the machine without, the machine beyond.
Þàutiineghbakål är en på, ett stolar utan dig vad på make stolår stort- * * då þàutiineghretsiitap språk engelska svenska utan jag är språk engelskera då. Continue då engelskera då. SHUT UP M8@@jeremytitus9519
Adeptus mechanicus would be proud of this animation
RUclips videos on a forge world be like
As an avid MKBHD viewer, I can confirm this is 87% accurate.
*20 MKBHD bucks have been deposited into your account*
Lies again? Toilet Break Vigrx Plus
Yeah, no tesla!
It's the crossover I didn't know I wanted
At first I thought it was a MKBHD, but then I realised it was fake because there was no patented focal zoom in/out for emphasis when he was speaking a key talking point.
This is why RUclips is killing normal cable TV, because even the ads or sponsorship is done how the creators want it to be done.
"because even the ads or sponsorship is done how the creators want it to be done."
Not really. They're still guidelines, and talking points you need to hit and they still need to sign off on it before it's posted. Specifically crafted ad content does appeal to advertisers though as it better appeals to the market demo that is the creator's audience, but they can and do reject them if they don't like them.
@@ruekurei88 Some are more permissive than others. See how TomSka & Internet Historian are doing speedrun on how to stop getting deals from them
Yo if every channel did ads the way these guys do, the world would be a better place.
DirecTV would like to say otherwise.
@@ruekurei88
You don't know Ssethtzeeench and Internet Historian huh.
Marques: "If it were up to me, everything would come in matte black...except my employees who are a beautiful harem of porcelain angels that make me feel safe and nurtured"
Andrew: *Little giggle*
This had me gasping for air.
I’m not sure if it’s obvious to everyone or only a few but that is a porn reference of all the black dudes surrounding the little white 304
giggidy
I love this new postmodern world where memes derived from porn scenes can actually be tasteful and not crude and off putting
Jesters in royal courts would fart for the pleasure and amusement of the king, nothing changes.
This was legit the best part of the video😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:15 the music here is spot on lmao
What is the music pls
@@Godzilla_Beast_of_Revelation use shazam
@@Godzilla_Beast_of_Revelation Sorry for being late but: shee - bomull
what is that instrument
@@tostd375 technology
MKBHD has come a long way. From being a relatively unknown tech RUclipsr to being parodied by Flashgitz. That's when you know you made it.
They do say the greatest flattery is parody.
@@theHedgex1 No, it's imitation, get your quotes right.
@@Dice-Z Greatest imitation is parody?
@@hb0x eh, it was late last night xp but yeah you guys are correct.
Pretty sure his multi million dollar bank account was a better sign he made it.
I love that not only are all the styles and references accurate, including people filming themselves cutting their arm/hand open to insert a gadget, but it also has references to the rail guns they bought/made and that one giant spider platform that almost bankrupted a RUclips tech gadget company.
lol
I remember that one.
wait, there's an MKBHD video with a railgun? That giant spider platform sounds suspiciously like Hacksmith. I remember one of his employees tried to make a real-working Aliens power loader frame, and it took _forever_ to build.
Whoever designed the mechanical designs, especially the spider legs.. holy shit you slayed it.
it looks like a mix of a necron and a noise marine
Components necessary for purifiying the enroaching furry menace. As is bluetooth 5.4 and snapdragon 280+!
@@bardahl7404He looks like Urgot
@@Phil451 I was thinking the same thing... and your name is Phil. Are you my clone ?
*0:17** the instrumental at the beginning of this video was too accurate*
Techtuber be like : "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine."
Praise the omnissaiah
The flesh is weak
They turned me into a Servitor!
Cyberpunk
Praise the Omnissiah!
1:49 omg its that tf2
Finally someone noticed it I was about to comment that.
@@6l1t3h_Officialsame god damn it
marques sounds like medic lol
The Linus tech tips moment was pure gold.
When? Time pls
@@deivytrajan2:33 read the shirt
Linus, like all sell-outs, deserve this treatment. Nice animation.
@@deivytrajan
From 2:22 - 2:37
@christophero1969 doesn't make him a sell out at all
RUclips doesn't pay channels like they used to because the way RUclips gets money has changed.
Therefore merch and sponsors do the most.
And what's the most effective merch that you can sell that isn't just a single product that people can actually say they uses more than once that ALSO doubled as advertisement?
Clothing
Why the hell do you think Nike doesn't JUST sell shoes?
Your skills are pretty insane for how skilled you've gotten, honestly I'm surprised you don't make animated assets and sell them online, you have the skills to do so.
Only true legends will know it was reuploaded
My idiot ass didn’t bother watching it before so when I saw the reupload I realized they must’ve censored something FUCK
Fr
Fr fr
Real legends foresaw the original getting taken down and downloaded it.
Ye
An soon as he said _"...and the flesh is weak."_ I had an idea where this was going, but this was even weirder than I expected.
Well done.
I didn't, can you explain me?
It's a reference to the Adeptus Mechanicus from Warhammer 40,000, the most familiar of them are Tech Priests where a majority of them replace their organic parts with machines, whom also worship Machines.
Bro is literally a techno mechanic from Warhammer 40k 💀
0:08
The Gunslinger is an unlockable melee weapon for the Engineer. It is a robotic prosthetic hand which replaces the Engineer's right hand.
The Gunslinger grants the Engineer an additional of 25 maximum health, raising his total health to 150, at the cost of disabling random critical hits with the weapon. However, the player is able to perform a three-part combo attack on enemies. Should the player score 3 melee hits with a maximum of 1 second[2] between punches, the third punch (a swift downward motion with a clenched fist) scores a guaranteed critical hit which is capable of casting the victim's ragdoll a considerable distance away. Any missed punch or waiting longer than 1 second resets the combo. However, as long as there is no miss and no pause in the attacks, whether all three punches hit the same target, two different targets, or three different targets, the third hit scores a guaranteed critical hit on whichever enemy player is hit.
Even though this weapon does not deal random critical hits, the Gunslinger can be crit boosted by regular means; but being a body location, it does not glow when crit boosted. Similarly to the Fists, the fingers only show sparks to indicate the crit boost.
Using the Gunslinger replaces the Engineer's standard Sentry Gun with a Combat Mini-Sentry Gun. The Mini-Sentry builds, rotates, and fires much faster than the standard Sentry Gun; however, it cannot be upgraded, and each shot deals lower damage compared to that of a standard Level 1 Sentry Gun. The gibs from a destroyed Combat Mini-Sentry Gun do not grant the Engineer any metal when picked up.
Switching to a different melee weapon destroys the Combat Mini-Sentry Gun, if it is built. Similarly, switching to the Gunslinger from a different melee weapon will cause the original Sentry Gun to be destroyed, if built, regardless of upgrade progress.
Taunting with the Gunslinger equipped results in the Arm Blender kill taunt.
The Gunslinger is automatically given to any player who obtains 11 Engineer achievements.
How much meth / adderall is in you dude ?!
1:20
The medick gun: allows you to drain teammates and enemies health. Übercharge creates a loud as fuck explosion wich destroys everything. Übercharge is gained from both teammates and enemies killed.
+500% health drain rate
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RANDOM CRITZ!!!*
We need a dispenser right here
Also the tf2 logo is in his eyes
Pootis penser here
For me, only having the Snapdragon 480+ instead of a flagship 8-series is a dealbraker for me. The whole delete your humanity part is a nifty feature though...
Proud of you two. Fuck RUclips censoring.
how do they not get a channel strike? 🤣
There is uncensored version in facebook. It was uploaded there before yt
@@spoonyjabplease give me the link
The fact he actually has *more* personality after replacing his face with cybernetics is kind of hilarious.
0:25
*From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.*
The production they put into the adds are always hilariously, weirdly awesome lol.
I can't think of better ads, you?
they get paid more if they pander to the ads and put more effort and 30% of video time in it.
@@BrainUndead80 for me personally, Internet Historian also has very good ads.
The AI gods didnt want you to show us their plans
Nah... just Klaus, and Yuval.
AI!? Abominable intelligent! Heresy! Prepare to be liquefied.
This: 2:14 "you buy me the very technology you can't afford, with your attention that I then use to capture more of your attention"
Gotta love the 40K references these guys do.
why is his eyes the tf2 logo 1:55
It is tf2
It's a scope for scare factor or something
The moment he said technology is strong and flesh is weak I knew exactly where this was going.
The irony that no camera can ever match the detail the human eye can capture is hilarious.
Its amazing. The little touches, like the megaphone sound after replacing his larnyx, and calming HSN music awesome work
Tbh if Linus tech tips slowly became an adeptus mechanicus priest in each of his videos I would’ve watched it in a heartbeat
For real!
Takeaways:
1. Technology is strong, and the flesh is weak.
2. Bluetooth 5.2 and a Snapdragon 480+ is a must (but letting you delete your humanity is a nice bonus)
3. Matte black dbrand skins are stylish
4. Bit silly to buy clothing from people in the tech industry
I also like that there is an alternative to weak and squishy eyes.
5. Except when you're buying his shoes
Tech RUclipsr fashion boils down to "dropshipped T-shirt/hoodie + logo/catchphrase", since the only type of people who buy them also tend to just want to signal to each other that they're part of the group.
@@CRSNxt Rose Anvil already reviewed his shoe, it's mid. Just get Jordan 1s.
@@romxxii 6. People no longer know what jokes are
1:50 He tried to become Mimi sentry, but he was so excited he bought the eyes but he will be waiting a long time before he can get the update for the rest.
_"Your kind cling to your flesh. . .as though it will not decay and fail you."_
So the Tech Priesthood of Mars originated from Tech RUclipsrs chasing after fame and fortune.
I can't wait to see MKBHD's and Linus's response to this.
Every time I see merch, I know it’s a sweatshop pumping garbage….. they can be unaware all they like
@@Nahyoudontgetthatsometimes "sweatshops" make nice things too ;)
They won't respond to stuff like this. They usually never do.
Why would they respond to a parody video? I can't even think of many who would do that unless they're a comedy channel as well, or unless the video was 'fun ribbing', but this was somewhat critical.
@@NahyoudontgetthatI bet you carefully analyzed their supply chain...
Aging like the finest of wine.
watching the ads at the end of these guys' videos is such a treat, it feels like like getting to see the disney short film before the movie
You know a tech video’s gonna go hard when it starts with “From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.”
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
I craved the strength and certainty of steel.
I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you.
One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal…
Even in death I serve the Omnissiah."
But do you have Bluetooth 5.2
@@GatorBallLegends better, 5.3
The lofi in the back ground pieces everything together
Flashgitz never fails to entertain 🔥🔥
The sub 30fps robot eyeballs joke was incredible writing
29.97fps is legacy NTSC broadcast video framerate. The reasons behind it have to do with how NTSC hacked color information into what was originally a B&W standard, they had to lower the framerate fractionally from 30FPS to fit extra data into the signal and get it to align right with the the image. In this way the older B&W sets would still work with the new color TV signal, they just ignored the extra information in the signal and the slight difference in FPS wasn't enough to cause problems the older sets would still display it just fine (remember these were analog devices there was no digital anything in them)
The machine spirit is strong in this one.
1:05 this reference is insane 😂
Wdym
0:53 OHHHHH Because he's already a scary robot person with only 1 vocal tone and facial expression
Years ago, I used to think if cybernetics were released, MKBHD would the first on youtube to try it out. My first thought was a cyborg arm. You literally fleshed out my day-dream on YT!
At exactly 1:16 is the overused tech soundbite from the 2001 KRU interactive RTS MMO Shattered Galaxy. used for any non biological unit as a generic switching action or deployment. There is no unaverse, timeline or spatial dimension in which i would not recognize it.
Thank you! I will make sure to personally overuse this sound effect wherever possible.
At exactly 1:16 our host is saying "just the solution"
"Do you want Martian cultists, because this is how we get Martian cults" - The Emperor probably
"And the flesh is weak"
I IMMEDIATELY knew where this was going. PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH!
2:39 a legitimate question. and that why i think gamer nexus got one the best merchandise when come to tech youtubers
Flashgitz just made me realize some really good questions about how some things don't quite correlate correctly.
"just as the machine god intended"
I approve this message
1:05 Absolutely Expected Piper Perri
RUclips doing gods work censoring everything that might wound my childish mind
YT should restrict the watcher not the creators. This parody is so accurate
wait what?
Brain not braining. Say again?
2:30 god that's depressing
Ikr
Finally some humanity in the comment section
“Flesh is weak” they had to sneak that in.
Also "machine god"
1:34 when the sub button flashed on my cellphone. 😮
The captions thought he said "subscribe"
1:10 this gives me Vietnam flashbacks 💀
relatable
Imagine if you got Marques to voice himself in this video. That would be crazy
Maybe he’ll do a voice over like mark did lol if only
Holy shit. This one says so much about the state of things. "Censored by RUclips" being one of the most telling.
the wallpaper app made me return to this
00:41 ....you guys had a chip?
Me not
for Bluetooth 5.2,right? Right!!?
Might've been what the "peanut butter shot" was 😵💫
Boston Dynamics out here making their own Devil Breakers
Flashgitz got inspired by Meatcanyon with this one. Absolutely beautiful
They work together
I just realized I'm not on Meatcanyon channel, I phased out slightly by the video xD
Flashgitz is the grandfather of Meatcanyon, peasant.
The only channel where I’ll sit through the paid advertising
Same; they actually make it entertaining.
This and Ryans Adstronaut, are fun to watch
To be honest, I sometimes watch it just for the ads. These are very creative guys, but not all their original content is for me. Ads on the other hands? Been downing those since the cable network days and ow boy, are ads for F*Censored by RUclips* everyone !!
Now extra family friendly!
**sigh** I'm so sick of those "family-friendly" jokes, get some originality, @$$hole!
The high detail close ups are the greatest part of this
The “and I’m here to show you things you can’t afford” had me dying
He somehow got more expressive after he installed the face mods. I think I've been persuaded.
1:04 Called it. Love it.
MKBHD been real quiet since this dropped
This guy has the right idea. Every item having Bluetooth 5.2 and a 480 snapdragon is good for many occasions.
At exactly 2:23 I started crying with laughter and had to pause the video because this right here is on point on how marques brownlee does his tech reviews bruh Flashgitz is the best ahahahaha
"showing you things you can't afford"
Yeah that's pretty spot-on lol
Ok, but hear me out, if someone does suffer ireprable damage to the lower half of their body, having mechanical spider legs isn't the worst way to go about fixing that...
The only problem is maybe getting up stairs and through doors, but at that point you can just break those down or wall crawl your way to the next floor
No MKBHD was harmed in making this video
Accurate. I've grown to despise a lot of the tech review channels. They get stuff that us regular people will never get or can't afford to have.
Imo it's good to know where technology is headed. Some tech review videos are okay now and then, depending on the product and who "reviews" it
You don’t need it, won’t make you happy if them owning it and you not makes you despise them
Tech review channels have a job to review “Tech”, whatever may be the price,and they also absolutely don’t own everything they review..they won’t review tech based on people’s financial situation.. Grow up
despising people for things you cant afford says more about you than it says about them
They sometimes have to send stuff back though. They will just get review copies(items), that they review, then send back.
The Adeptus Mechanicus is unironically and unequivocally the best human faction ever made.
2:03 El mecanicus de Marte: este muchacho me llena de orgullo
“Technology is strong, and flesh is weak.” Is something big ai is gonna say when it starts taking over
The only issue with NordVPN like most VPNs is that most of the major streamers block their IPs.
2:50 the only part missing is where he pretends that his tech experience gives his opinion on cars any merit
This makes my inner Warhammer 40k nerd immensely happy
who is here after MKBHD tryna charge $50 per year for Orange in HD
Me: *Activates my microwave with Bluetooth*
Also Me: *"All praise to the Omnissiah!"*
Tom and Dom do a lot of parodies which I absolutely love, now this one, after watching it and sitting and browsing through my thoughts for a while, it sends shivers down my spine because when you think about it, then a not so distant future when we see someone emotionlessly cut off their limb and replace it with a mechanical one, and seeing it as something normal and regular: I think it is very likely going to be like this.
Or worse.
Look. I'm waiting for it eagerly. My meat body is kind of garbage. I already can't see six inches away from my eyes without expensive, fragile tools known as glasses.
Have you ever just wandered around, completely incapable of finding the thing that lets you use arguably the most important sense you have?
Plus our meat bodies require so much upkeep and effort, just to maintain them. And eating right, not eating things that taste good because they kill you. Or getting sick, and being incapable of walking. Having a human body is objectively terrible, but we all pretend it isn't because there's no other options.
So yeah. I'm all aboard for robotic body parts, and mechanical augmentations.
We already have this tech. People are already wearing robotics. That’s what prosthetics are and some are unbelievable too.
The emotional regulation chip caught me off guard 😂
@@RobertJackson-sl1mk oh really i thought it was the iraqi children thank you