The Pinkies: Not in the Pink of Health

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  • Опубликовано: 5 дек 2024

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  • @ThesaurusDinosaurus
    @ThesaurusDinosaurus  Год назад +112

    WRAP IT EVERYBODY! GO HOME! THE DROUGHT IS OVER! HELL HAS FROZEN OVER! GG NO RE!! PINKIES ARE THE TEAM OF 2022!!!

    • @eliezersmarbleraces3137
      @eliezersmarbleraces3137 Год назад

      Why is it all upper-case letters?

    • @Apex_5503
      @Apex_5503 Год назад +3

      Watch them bottom out and collapse just like the Midnight Wisps and Minty Maniacs, and then miss the 2024 marble league

    • @tcorphan17
      @tcorphan17 Год назад +3

      Imagine they just do horribly in 2023. Honestly that chance is kind of high

    • @madingthree
      @madingthree Год назад +16

      2016 Pinkies: trash
      2017 Pinkies: sorta okay
      2018 Pinkies: trash
      2019 Pinkies: trash
      2020 Pinkies: trash
      2021 Pinkies: trash
      2022 Pinkies: *godtier status*

    • @eliezersmarbleraces3137
      @eliezersmarbleraces3137 Год назад +1

      @@madingthree 2017 pinkies were fantastic.

  • @ThesaurusDinosaurus
    @ThesaurusDinosaurus  4 года назад +304

    They couldn't even make it a month without finding a creative way to disappoint. ten outta ten

    • @vectorumbra5903
      @vectorumbra5903 4 года назад +10

      consistency tho

    • @bonniefan2
      @bonniefan2 4 года назад +2

      whats the other team I bet its the limers or the hornets

    • @netter11
      @netter11 4 года назад +4

      as a Pinkies fan.... well they are consistent with the failings..... so.... yey? (fuck me they didn't even qualifie this time >_>)

    • @KrenkoH2
      @KrenkoH2 4 года назад

      Thats called consistency look it up

    • @Sargon_of_Cincinnati
      @Sargon_of_Cincinnati 4 года назад +1

      Thesaurus Dinosaurus
      How about an investigation of Red#3? I like the Marb... but there are rumors.🤔

  • @fubini_yt
    @fubini_yt 4 года назад +153

    2020: 7 minutes of harassing a marble team. What a time to be alive!

  • @Detroit1Time
    @Detroit1Time Год назад +20

    Now would you look at that. Pinkies are your 2022 Marble League Champions. Aged like fine wine.

  • @Mia-sr2mo
    @Mia-sr2mo 4 года назад +260

    Alternate title for the 2019 marble league: Pinkies vs Oceanics: Battle Royale to be the most garbage
    Edit: Welp. The Pinkies came dead last in the qualifiers
    Edit 2: THEY WON

    • @electric_boltsmarbleruns4705
      @electric_boltsmarbleruns4705 4 года назад +2

      Oceanics

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsm4708
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsm4708 4 года назад +5

      Same. That’s a big yikes moment. They bout to be relegated to showdown but honestly, they should probably just retire at this point

    • @vectorumbra5903
      @vectorumbra5903 4 года назад +1

      consistency tho

    • @d.f.3865
      @d.f.3865 4 года назад +2

      It’s TANK BOWL!

    • @Silver-Arm
      @Silver-Arm 4 года назад +4

      At least they were saved from the embarrassment the Oceanics is suffering in the actual league

  • @joeped2210
    @joeped2210 4 года назад +176

    2020 pinkies qualifies in marble league
    Pinkies : ah here we go again
    Edit : well they are last wow

  • @liammclaughlin1612
    @liammclaughlin1612 4 года назад +60

    Aaaaaaaand they finished 12 points behind 19th place in the qualifiers

  • @jacobbaker225
    @jacobbaker225 4 года назад +31

    Congrats TD you have become Marble league's official Urinating Tree.

    • @Rayquez
      @Rayquez 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, only less alcoholic and more tranquil, UrinatingTree is still better

  • @awesomepinerin232
    @awesomepinerin232 Год назад +10

    Absolutely aged like milk.

  • @Apex_5503
    @Apex_5503 Год назад +16

    2022: When the pinkies finally listen to everyone and stop sucking.
    Everyone: No, this isn't how you're supposed to play the game.

  • @latrodectusmactans7592
    @latrodectusmactans7592 4 года назад +90

    I feel like you could make an entire video on Team Primary in the Marbula One. It was such a bizarre dichotomy of quality and suckage.

    • @ChadSimplicio
      @ChadSimplicio 4 года назад +13

      Primm carried that team in Marbula One. Mary, on the other hand...

    • @threes_leaves
      @threes_leaves 4 года назад +7

      As a Primary fan, I am still dumbfounded at the decision not to bench Mary in favor of Imar.

    • @atomknight8361
      @atomknight8361 3 года назад +1

      It was just Mary, probably the biggest bust in marble history

    • @latrodectusmactans7592
      @latrodectusmactans7592 3 года назад +1

      @@atomknight8361 That's why I called it a dichotomy of quality and suckage. Mary was the suckage.

  • @VilkataG
    @VilkataG 4 года назад +145

    Am I the only one that watches these and is convinced the O'rangers are juicing?

    • @davekat
      @davekat 4 года назад +9

      Ha! I told my son they were cheaters! He said " I knew it all along, Dad" while backing away slowly...

    • @shaggybuffaloh3119
      @shaggybuffaloh3119 4 года назад +4

      LOL gtfo!

    • @kevynhansyn2902
      @kevynhansyn2902 4 года назад +3

      That's because some of the members are really former "Black Jacks". That team really juiced a couple years ago, but disbanded since.

    • @dinkaboutit4228
      @dinkaboutit4228 4 года назад

      That's a completely unfounded, irresponsible accusation, motivated by envy. And you're a racist.

    • @MyNameIsBucket
      @MyNameIsBucket 4 года назад +1

      Only that sweet natural orange nectar.

  • @freetolook3727
    @freetolook3727 4 года назад +8

    "Bird from Aladdin" ...LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

  • @darnokx9277
    @darnokx9277 4 года назад +29

    I actually LOL'd, well done. "Not only did you disappoint, you've turned it into an art form". Me gusta!

  • @matpidrums7006
    @matpidrums7006 2 года назад +10

    this aged well

    • @floraeuphoria
      @floraeuphoria 2 года назад +2

      In the Dino's defense. No one expected them to be first-

  • @MeepsNcheese
    @MeepsNcheese 2 года назад +4

    I love how this video made me a Pinkies fan way back when and now I sit in my Pinkies jersey very very proud

  • @wifishark8
    @wifishark8 Год назад +6

    Pinkies have gotten redemption!!!!

  • @sixtyfour7081
    @sixtyfour7081 Год назад +6

    imagine you pushed them so hard over the past 2 years that you turn them into the new-age savage speeders

    • @eliezersmarbleraces3137
      @eliezersmarbleraces3137 Год назад

      Actually, they became great thanks to their now retired technical director (Pinky Spud), they really knew how to help Pinky Promise with the coaching.

  • @ThesaurusDinosaurus
    @ThesaurusDinosaurus  3 года назад +65

    Different year same pain

    • @oriolestragic-feelithappen4806
      @oriolestragic-feelithappen4806 3 года назад +6

      Trust the process

    • @sudheer8745
      @sudheer8745 3 года назад +1

      Got a gold just to show that they tried and were 3 points short to qualify

    • @lolbeansisbetterthanu1924
      @lolbeansisbetterthanu1924 3 года назад +2

      lol

    • @Rayquez
      @Rayquez 3 года назад +2

      Ok “Not UrinatingTree”, how are you an O’Ranger, but hate the team? You want to be UrinatingTree so bad

    • @mariodingaling
      @mariodingaling 3 года назад

      @@Rayquez you know he's talking about the pinkes

  • @Loogaroo1
    @Loogaroo1 4 года назад +20

    We've gone from sports, to fictional sports, to UrinatingTree-like videos roasting fictional sports lolcows.
    I love this country.

  • @jorgemiguel8595
    @jorgemiguel8595 4 года назад +30

    Pinkies: Cute name, Terrible Team

  • @chrissimmons9743
    @chrissimmons9743 3 года назад +4

    This guy is on track to be the Jelle's Marble Runs version of UrinatingTree.

  • @sarahhumphries8000
    @sarahhumphries8000 4 года назад +44

    We're going to be coming back this year, I bet we'll get up to the dizzying heights of 10th place

    • @koziboo
      @koziboo 4 года назад +1

      Too high, 14th place should be fine for the Pinkies

    • @vectorumbra5903
      @vectorumbra5903 4 года назад +6

      lol idk how to tell you this

    • @pixelpixel7686
      @pixelpixel7686 4 года назад +3

      Sarah Humphries how did that go for ya? Wanna join the bandwagon maybe? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @hyapry193
      @hyapry193 4 года назад +1

      dead last in the quals

    • @eagle3676
      @eagle3676 4 года назад +1

      @@pixelpixel7686 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO This is the year of O'rangers but Minty Maniacs are stiff competition

  • @awkgjdjdhv
    @awkgjdjdhv Год назад +7

    *Pinkies 2022 have entered the chat*

  • @Scott_34
    @Scott_34 4 года назад +4

    Love your coverage and analysis of the marble league. I'm always watching the Hazers along with all the other teams in the spotlight, so it's great to see a more detailed look at the pinkies.

    • @Scott_34
      @Scott_34 4 года назад

      @DaaAnthony1 I hadn't noticed that stat. That's interesting.
      It actually wouldn't surprise me, especially after Marbula 1. To have it in the bag and then get the championship snatched away like that has got to be demoralizing.

  • @flamingbull3438
    @flamingbull3438 4 года назад +9

    The Urinating Tree of Marblee. Love it ♥️

  • @rosk7302
    @rosk7302 4 года назад +23

    I was a pinkie fan from day 1 but in 2019 I gave up and started cheering for the green ducks.
    I think it was a good decision

  • @jaydougthememeguy4203
    @jaydougthememeguy4203 Год назад +6

    2022 Pinkies:
    Imma just pretend I didn’t hear that

  • @saint0wen
    @saint0wen 4 года назад +3

    This wasn't at all what I was expecting it to be.... but this was damn entertaining!

  • @fuzzyasian
    @fuzzyasian 4 года назад +5

    As a long-time Pinkies supporter, this really hit home for me.

  • @legendarywiimaster
    @legendarywiimaster Год назад +6

    Who's here after the Pinkies won the 2022 Marble League?

  • @rockethockett6227
    @rockethockett6227 Год назад +6

    This video isn't necessarily in the pink of health now either

  • @Skaz1hiphop
    @Skaz1hiphop 4 года назад +3

    Definitely make more marble league roast/ review videos!

  • @ThirrinDiamond
    @ThirrinDiamond 4 года назад +3

    This just made sure that i'll forever be a pinkies fan

  • @raineddrain1184
    @raineddrain1184 Год назад +5

    who came back to this video after the Pinkies won ML22. Pinkies not-so-Stinkies anymore

  • @Thereallyinsaneninja
    @Thereallyinsaneninja 3 года назад +2

    Pinkies in event 13: Wlep back to the dump.

  • @cebokhumalo602
    @cebokhumalo602 4 года назад +40

    it's tough being a pinkies fan, but im loyal to a fault, even after we failed at qualification
    edit... how time have changed...

    • @IRosamelia
      @IRosamelia 4 года назад +6

      *PINKIES FOREVER!!!* 🧁💕🌺🌸🦄🦩🍭

    • @MrMortull
      @MrMortull 4 года назад +6

      *Quiet nod of respect from a Limers boi*

    • @MrWhateverfits
      @MrWhateverfits 4 года назад +5

      Heck yea I will always root for the Pinkies, but now I know what its like to be a Detroit Lions or Cleveland Browns fan.

    • @TheJuliana0901
      @TheJuliana0901 4 года назад +5

      someday... someday, we shall win 💗

    • @IRosamelia
      @IRosamelia 4 года назад +4

      @@TheJuliana0901 *YES WE CAN!* 🦄🌹🏵🌸💗

  • @johnnysoccer1983
    @johnnysoccer1983 4 года назад +2

    "But that bird from Alladin" ..... Omg, I laughed so hard at that. Loved it, and I know John Oliver would have too :)

  • @michaelsharp3615
    @michaelsharp3615 Год назад +4

    Here after the Pinkies won Marble League 2022!!!

  • @IAmTheEg7
    @IAmTheEg7 2 года назад +3

    2022: a twist in the tale? Or is a repeat of 2017 incoming?

  • @Parker_NotFound1
    @Parker_NotFound1 4 года назад +2

    3:45 pinkies achally finished 3 because a marble bounced off another

  • @drillndeckur8788
    @drillndeckur8788 4 года назад +4

    Just keep an eye out for that goddamn orange marble

  • @stephenstokes5092
    @stephenstokes5092 4 года назад +2

    Lays into the Oceanics a bit! Funny, because I’m watching this after the 2020 Sand Mogul 😂😂

  • @CyanideCarrot
    @CyanideCarrot Год назад +1

    Thanks RUclips for recommending this now

  • @ocho1188
    @ocho1188 4 года назад +2

    as a Pinkies fan, I have just one thing to say after watching this video!!!
    yeah

  • @corginzer6139
    @corginzer6139 4 года назад +1

    I was once a pinkies fan, and it was hard for me

  • @Rayquez
    @Rayquez 3 года назад +5

    “I thinky I’m gonna need a drinky” can sum up the entire Trump era

  • @therealcbtv1
    @therealcbtv1 Год назад +1

    Coming back to watch this after they’ve just won the goddamn Marble League. When they looked like never even qualifying for it again.

  • @QueenVoodo0
    @QueenVoodo0 4 года назад +7

    They just decided to curl up and die not in the basement, the core of the earth....
    Hey, at least you aren’t the limers

  • @mpomp6378
    @mpomp6378 4 года назад +2

    I absolutely love that you made this video. I thought only me and my brother felt consistent yearly disappointment. Pinkies 2021!!!

  • @raimuu14
    @raimuu14 2 года назад +3

    Pinkies actually watched this video I assume, just look at their ML 2022 consistency

  • @not_a_pasta
    @not_a_pasta 4 года назад +1

    The Pinkies are the Slovakian National Ice Hockey Team of marble league. For years, they were completely helpless in the top division but were just good enough to stay there. Eventually, the losses piled up to the point where they don’t even have that distinction anymore.

  • @tompass82
    @tompass82 4 года назад +2

    This is great. Thanks!

  • @cleokatra
    @cleokatra 2 года назад +3

    God either the Pinkies shit the bed from here on out or they have a Top 3 finish. I see NO OTHER possibility here. They go hard or go home.

  • @taffytime4898
    @taffytime4898 3 года назад +1

    Pinkies: the Danica Patrick of the marble league

  • @Einfach_Ben
    @Einfach_Ben 4 года назад +3

    More of this please😂

  • @adameng8008
    @adameng8008 4 года назад +18

    John Oliver is the bird from The Lion King 2019

    • @hunter4779
      @hunter4779 4 года назад +3

      Even the Pinkies could have gotten that joke right!

  • @PotatoLemons1
    @PotatoLemons1 Год назад +7

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @purmello
    @purmello 4 года назад +2

    Honestly my money's always been on The Thunderbolts. It seems like every event they start super strong and then just fizzle out after like five seconds. I'm pretty sure they've held first place at one point or another in a plurality of races and then sunk all the way to last in most of them.

  • @dieseljester
    @dieseljester 4 года назад +1

    Pinkies: Hey, we're not the Oceanics! :D

  • @strikergaming44
    @strikergaming44 4 года назад +9

    The Limers have to be next...

    • @cooperc69420
      @cooperc69420 4 года назад

      Team Primary (mostly Mary) is next.

  • @thirdwheel1985au
    @thirdwheel1985au 4 года назад +2

    Now I hunger for a video by Aidan Millward about this team

  • @jimkirk3839
    @jimkirk3839 4 года назад +1

    I’m a pinkies and an orangers fan since the very beginning...so a lot of whiplashing emotions haha

  • @djzanis5220
    @djzanis5220 4 года назад +2

    5:30 he rattled swifty so hard he finished 4th loool I remember that race

  • @kalinadesseaux8011
    @kalinadesseaux8011 4 года назад +1

    Technically he's that bird from Lion King lol

  • @silly3824
    @silly3824 Год назад +5

    Pinkies 2022

  • @D3ADC4ANN31
    @D3ADC4ANN31 2 года назад +1

    Pinkies, Thunderbolts, you name it!

  • @Scott_34
    @Scott_34 Год назад +3

    So, uh, can you make a video on the Hazers now?? Seeing how things went with the Pinkies, I have high hopes for the Hazers resurgence after you make a roast video

  • @troops3293
    @troops3293 4 года назад +2

    Pinkies desperately need to rethink their training, even a serious roster reshuffle may be in order. As a pinkies fan, this has been hurting bad

  • @wellesradio
    @wellesradio 4 года назад +56

    You’re a Pinkies fan, aren’t you? Only a Pinkies fan would care enough to do this.

    • @ThesaurusDinosaurus
      @ThesaurusDinosaurus  4 года назад +42

      O'rangers all the way. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @chaotixthefox
      @chaotixthefox 4 года назад +9

      Nah he got the Oceanics with this too last year. He's a man of culture, like me. And therefore... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @eagle3676
      @eagle3676 4 года назад +4

      @@ThesaurusDinosaurus OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO All the way. Let's defeat those minty Maniacs now they are our true competition

    • @theguetzli249
      @theguetzli249 4 года назад +3

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @angelagunn7986
      @angelagunn7986 4 года назад +4

      Pretty sure that comment meets the legal definition of libel in several countries.

  • @TungstenArm
    @TungstenArm 2 года назад +1

    Got this recommended to me after the Pinkies owned Balancing

  • @jphandle851
    @jphandle851 4 года назад +1

    As an Oceanics fan I can't help but laugh

  • @dixonkwong5004
    @dixonkwong5004 4 года назад +3

    0:06-0:20 sounds like Norwich City

  • @flora5090
    @flora5090 2 года назад +3

    WELL

  • @EfrainRiveraJunior
    @EfrainRiveraJunior 4 года назад +1

    I love the Marble Leagues.

  • @rainerzufall2743
    @rainerzufall2743 4 года назад +1

    This is way underrated

  • @latrodectusmactans7592
    @latrodectusmactans7592 2 года назад +3

    Pinkies likely to win the whole thing. This video, they took it personally!

  • @bdubbsmark
    @bdubbsmark 4 года назад +1

    "Never any question" #OOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @redplanetproductions7785
    @redplanetproductions7785 3 года назад +2

    I'm surprised they didn't just retire at this point

  • @danielsutter3051
    @danielsutter3051 4 года назад +1

    Sixth Horseman of disappointing fans: Thunderbolts.

  • @dixonkwong5004
    @dixonkwong5004 4 года назад +2

    Generations of failure:
    Me: Norwich City lol

  • @zagginox
    @zagginox 2 года назад +1

    The Pinkies actually LEAD ML22 after 4 events!

  • @tiger5869
    @tiger5869 4 года назад +5

    Thank you, marble UT

    • @tiger5869
      @tiger5869 4 года назад

      Mary M1 for the next lolcow?

  • @OoBuBuLuBuoO
    @OoBuBuLuBuoO 4 года назад +3

    As a pinkies fan..... I cry 😢

  • @firebacon7623
    @firebacon7623 Год назад +6

    2022 wait who was the champion

  • @Zachstro
    @Zachstro 4 года назад +1

    I feel personally attacked at the remark towards the O’rangers.
    Jk tho good vid

  • @robsterthelobster1228
    @robsterthelobster1228 4 года назад +7

    Y’all be messing with my OCEANICS 😔😭 but ngl is true

  • @somethingillremember
    @somethingillremember 4 года назад

    Raspberry Racers will welcome you as a fan anytime you decide you wanna root for a good squad.

  • @eli-is
    @eli-is 4 года назад

    4:02 Well, they are actors.

  • @ynwajft9612
    @ynwajft9612 4 года назад +1

    You sound like a 1930s boxing commentator...great Vid 👍

  • @borysww5283
    @borysww5283 3 года назад +1

    Here we go again

  • @abj136
    @abj136 4 года назад

    Yes the Pinkies are but a pale imitation of the robust pink that is the Raspberry Racers!

  • @vodkagobalsky
    @vodkagobalsky 4 года назад +2

    Part time walrus! HAHAHA

  • @MajinGatomon
    @MajinGatomon 4 года назад +1

    FINALLY! Someone who agrees with me on the uncontrollable and unexplainable rage on the Orangers. Although my Disappointment belongs to Balls of Chaos instead of Pinkies.

  • @millicentchuyin6763
    @millicentchuyin6763 4 года назад +1

    I'm pretty sure this guy is FoolishBaseball but incognito

  • @madingthree
    @madingthree Год назад +1

    AND, they won the fking marble league.

  • @platinumspike9578
    @platinumspike9578 4 года назад

    The embodiment of the Seattle Mariners

  • @digitalfriar6934
    @digitalfriar6934 4 года назад +3

    And I thought I was the only one that couldn't stand the Orangers!

    • @digitalfriar6934
      @digitalfriar6934 4 года назад

      @AndrewBanishers Yeah, I thought i deleted this comment after I realized he was a fan. Like everything in marble league, I ended up watching all his other videos and saw i misjudged.
      Maybe I was just eager to find a place where I could express my disdain for the Orangers! =)

  • @motzPHaragas
    @motzPHaragas 4 года назад +5

    SPOILER ALERT:
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    Pinkies did not qualify for the main Marble League this year. Oceanics is.

    • @latrodectusmactans7592
      @latrodectusmactans7592 4 года назад +1

      ...There's always the Showdown I guess? Time to fight the Limers for title of the eternal basement dweller.

  • @latrodectusmactans7592
    @latrodectusmactans7592 4 года назад +1

    Videos I hope to see in the future
    Mary - She deserves her own video for her hilarious string of ineptitude, made even more bitter by her former glory.
    The Limers - They are the Pinkies' basement buddies who continue finding new and exciting ways to decline. How low can they go?
    The Hornets - Somehow went from a promising new team to a laughingstock the moment they entered the big leagues. Now they can't get a medal to save their lives.
    Mellow Yellow - The depressing fall of one of the original Marble League titans.