There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on But when his drinking and lusting And his hunger for power Became known to more and more people The demands to do something About this outrageous man Became louder and louder "This man's just got to go", declared his enemies But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us", they kept demanding And he really came Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and said, "I feel fine" Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him 'til he was dead Oh, those Russians
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on But when his drinking and lusting And his hunger for power Became known to more and more people The demands to do something About this outrageous man Became louder and louder Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey "This man's just got to go", declared his enemies But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us", they kept demanding And he really came Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and said, "I feel fine" Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him 'til he was dead
in all honesty, i didnt realise that this wasnt the original song until i tried to find it on spotify.... so im disappointed in spotify for not recognising brilliance.
Oh those Russians...
*y e s* they *s u c c*
Sing ram ranch
O well
Agree
OOF
This should be in the history books
Every single one of them
My European history teacher played this in class while in the Russian Revolution unit 💀💀
Everybody gangsta till Mario start growing a beard and pulling out the vodka
Lmao
Dude that's Rasputin
He also has a ushanka-
@@Mikorator64 he is now raspario
hi kaysan
Me: trying to sleep
Dogs outside: 1:58
underrated I literally laughed out loud
My friend blasted this in the school cafeteria during lunch. Our teachers were not surprised.
who actually searched this up to find it?
or is it just me 👁👄👁
Girls at a sleepover: Omg Alex is so cute
Boys at a sleepover:
My ears may be bleeding, but it is bleeding because it never wants to hear anything else. I WANT THIS PLAYED AT MY FUNERAL!
Everybody gangsta till toad pulls out his gun and shoots mario
Beautiful
Greatest song ever
“Oh those Russians...” you should do Moskau next pls!
I love this so much!
I was just singing this to my friends on discord and then this pops up in my recommended section, you know me too well RUclips ❤️
This is better then the og
This is my theme song now
Best video on youtube
Dread it run from it the Toadstolls arrive all the same
This should be on the radio instead of the normal version
Wdym? This is the normal version.
You have Rasputin on your radios?
i've never heard the original on the radio. whoever got that playing is lucky af
Me and the boys in Zoom after teacher leaves...
they be going 1:56
@@LZMP60 my Friend mad me install zoom for dnd
no.-1 yes, it’s me and the bois
It's not an app for online classes. It's Zoom Eternal
😀😁😂
Mom: The internet is full of crimes and bad people.
the internet:
Moms are such boomers
ikr
but so are people with gamer in their names (insert Lenny face here)
@@toestedd ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
E
i played this as loudly as i possibly could and my neighbour loved it so much he invited the police to listen to it
Lol
Bahahaha
2
BRO😂😂
Respecc
Respect to everyone who searched for this.
thanks
That would be no one then because everyone got this in their recommended
Tank u
👌
And respect back to you for this comment
Boomer humor: I hate my wife
Millennial humor: I hate my life
Gen Z humor:
And I'm proud
I thought this was everyone’s humour-
@@-insertrandomnamehere-5502 lamo
@@-insertrandomnamehere-5502 it is, people are just pretentious
What humor is my song
Me: listens to a man kill his vocal cords just for the memes.
Category: gaming
sorry but I think he is really a toad
They really be gameing tho😳
I think it’s a woman? Not sure though
@@iliketositandeat4718
I think it´s a male
His voice is probably really strange compared to what it would be if he wasn't a toad
0:37 I played this in my lesson and the whole class couldn’t stop laughing at this for the remainder of it
And then they clapped
How to get detention 101
Same bro
Please tell me you're a teacher! You would be legendary to students!
I would've died on the spot tbh
F for this guys vocal chords.
He's got better vocal stamina than a deathcore vocalist
69 likes
F
F
F
Hope this doesn’t get demonitized
Your profile pic is straight 🔥
Latenautor: are you sure about that
Too late
Its 3 minutes long ot cant be monetized
profile pic is awesome lol
We need a 10 loop of toad shouting Hey! 2:00
that is the exact opposite of what we need
@@parknplay8328 nono we need this
I’ll make it one day like Wednesday
Edit:u can loop it by left click on the vid and u can go to YT setting to do it k
Someone’s throat is going to hurt after this
@Melascula Manson lmao
This ain't his first rodeo
As a person who does toad voices, it kills your throat
“How he carried onnnnnnnn” LMFAOOOOO
I actually began singing it. I
1. Didn't know my voice could do that
2. Hurt my voice. :(
Everyone stand up for the Quarantine National Anthem.
American Football players: *kneel*
RA RA RASPUTIN
What about never gonna give you up by toad obviously
what about Cabin Fever?
I’ve got cabin fever
I'm supposed to be studying for a test tomorrow but instead I'm watching this
I don't regret anything😌
Me too JSSJ
Ra Ra Rasputin by Toad deserves all the time in the world😏
same
We need an update, how’d you do on the test?
GCSE maths tmrow but that can wait
Ok how long did it take to do the “Heys!” I feel like your vocal chords probably died in a fire.
Luke Breitschopf he could have looped the same clip there
@@alexpiatt1282 I could've but I didn't.
@@IssaBass Why would you. You're a toad, so that's your natural voice
We didn’t steal his vocals
They were always broke
Since he sang as Toad
I'm pretty sure he has vocal cords of pure steel after all these Toad videos
Nobody:
My last 4 brain cells during a test
X-01, i recently got that in 76
5
@@neo-hero_7886 my singe braincell
Poor guy
haha funny joke loved it my son was laughin for 15 minutes
I'm a simple man. I see toad and rasputin in the same sentence. I click
AlistPromise I mean if you see any song sang by this glorious voice why wouldn’t you click
Austin S so true
I must be simple then as well
What is so popular about him? I had to learn his history many times to see what makes him famous...
Why is the catagory not “Education”
Idk, man
IDK
that would unironically work
They scared of the truth
Good Question
14yr old girls: Billie eilish makes the best music
Me an intellectual:
I realised that the baes can’t be peach coz Mario is like half the height of peach
INDEED
This is like 100% better
@Chinchilla Cutie Because she still a queen and I said that toad is better than Billie Eilish
@Chinchilla Cutie 😻😻awe your so kind
I’m glad my ears have been blessed with this masterpiece
Same
S ame
me too.
me too
He takes so long because he probably can only record one sentence each day
True story: This showed in the results after I searched for "USSR Anthem".
Gotta say, I'm quite satisfied.
My therapist: Super Raspario isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
*Raspario:*
0:13
You see him to...
You too?
Это ме Яаspario!
Mariasputin
I really felt that when toad said hey like 100 times
1:56
“His eyes a flaming glow” seems quite right but what about his heart
I love how it starts like:"there lived a certain man in Russia long ago"
*HE WAS BIG AND STRONG*
@BRADY KIM most people looked at him with terror and with fear
but to MOSCOW CHIX HE WAS SUCH A LOVELY DEAR
@@victoryjamz he could preach the bibleeee like preacher *FULL OF EXTASY AND FIRE*
You miss your dad?
Do you mean Kira or my actual dad?😂
@@lucacarpani3632 your actual one
"He could preach the bible like a preacher"
Haha yes, the floor here is made out of floor
he could floor the floor like a floorer
lmao
YESSSSSSSSS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I AM DYING
@@gasketblower lol you dont have the high ground
This has been in my recommended for 4 days now. I love my life.
U better
I accidentally clicked on this on my recommendation. And I don’t regret it.
Thanks
Welcome to the cult of toad!
Welcome to the truth, comrade
I don’t if that’s good or not imma say yes.
Welcome welcome 🤗
nobody:
the neighbors dogs at 2 am: 1:56
lolololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololololololol
Hahahaha 🤣
Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣
I laughed so hard i almost choked
Ikr
i love that there is a 1 hour version of this.
I just listend 3 minutes long to a group of toads singing about Mario with a beard
same
You and me both
Tire but it always crack me up
Lovely
He was singing about a homeless man in russia thay bascically took controll of the country
Me: Do I have to read my history book?
Mom: Yes or your grounded
My History book:
And why wouldn't you want to read that?
i shall respond like this : haha
What kinda textbook do you got? I want one.
Where can I buy one of those history books
@@cyberglitcher4659 horrible histories
Pov : In Putin's secret playlist
I like how when they sing the chorus it’s basically just toad screaming
Is there a Toad voice that ISN’T screaming?!
@@mildlymarvelous John Stocker from the cartoons.
Finally, inner peace.
Thanks God
If god approves then you HAVE to
ruclips.net/video/lv2X0Ci9pGA/видео.html
I think we can all agree that this was your end goal when you created the world
169 like
First time hearing the full song...and it was the Toad cover. Oddly still grand.
1:57 my dogs when I'm in a online school meeting
lol
Our ☭ dogs
JFNFNSJSJFJSJS
@@jullianreyes2436 There Are No Dogs Only Bears
General Kenobi
When are we getting an Apple Music and Spotify release?
When Rasputin dies
@@iforgor7401 Not in our hearts, he's not
blue toad lol it was a joke on how he couldn't die for a while
r/woooosh
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting
And his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous man
Became louder and louder
"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies
But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us", they kept demanding
And he really came
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and said, "I feel fine"
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him 'til he was dead
Oh, those Russians
We shall praise you
Make a 10 hour version of the toads screaming HEY HEY HEY HEY
I support this cause
I need that in my life
@@lionstudios1880 is it nearly done?
Ooh yaas i need dat
@「 Peachy_Rxse 」 actually 1:58
These are getting significantly higher effort and I love it.
This is on my friend's music playlist-
Me looking at my phone: “laughs”
My mom: iS tHaT yUOOuR gIrlFrIE-
Me: Toad sings ra ra Rasputin
Mom: what.
Me: what.
69th like, nice
200 like nice
@@bossmoon6667 nice
Rasputin
@@monkeybum477 no this is the title of the video
man I had a weird dream
the dream:
Beethoven has been really quiet ever since this has dropped
@@Redcliffe_ sir this was a joke please stay off the internet
Lets be honest, youtube is too scared for the fate of humanity if they were to recommend this, so we all searched for it
I have it in recomendation
Recommended
What are you talking about? This would save humanity
I found this on my school account
I saw this in my recommended and I don’t regret clicking the video
Beautiful music, as the French say, “baguette crossaint surrender qui.”
~*cwoissant*~
Brings tears to my eyes
[insert white flag here]
That's wrong.
You forgot the "oui oui"
Renault
No body:....
That 1 god dam Russian 10year old in the game with a mic:
This man’s got to go
What did body do?
ruclips.net/video/lv2X0Ci9pGA/видео.html
So he had a beautiful Toad singing voice
Pls make the Titanic song. Just imagine: EEEEEEEEVRY NIGHT IN MYYYY DREEEEAAMS...
Andir 737 yes
OMGGG YESSSSS
“THERESSS NOTHINGG I FEEEARRR”
I can hear it
😂😂
Teacher: “why did you go to the bathroom in between classes?”
*the bathroom in between classes*
So true
If it really was like that I would go there every break.
The bathroom: 1:56
I'd spend all of my time singing in the bathroom with toad
@@c.d.rstudios4691 *We* would
3:05
The moment when the vocal chords brokened
*RA* ra *RASPUTIN*
Persona!!
I've been singing this all day today and I lost my voice
no one
literally no one
mario: *yells while singing*
What the hell did I just stumble upon on?
It's amazing.
@ChaChaBenjo yes
Art
Someone's who's vocals are now shot
@ChaChaBenjo yes
heaven
Dad : The perfect song doesnt exis...
Me :
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting
And his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous man
Became louder and louder
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies
But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us", they kept demanding
And he really came
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and said, "I feel fine"
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him 'til he was dead
FINALLY, RASPUTIN HAS RETURNED!
such a good song
I’m still wondering how many takes it takes for him to complete the song
Phillip Jack 69
Nice.
I'm wondering how he still has working vocal chords
David Hong I think at this point his vocal cords work about as well as a guitar without strings
I think at this point his vocal cords are half Toad cords
in all honesty, i didnt realise that this wasnt the original song until i tried to find it on spotify.... so im disappointed in spotify for not recognising brilliance.
this is the most beautiful piece of music i have ever heard
agreed
True
ikr
I'd love to see this bass boosted
it would be the best
On it
ruclips.net/video/zr1_kDdVmVM/видео.html is earrape ok?
2:03 is the best part no cap
Me: *exists*
Crippling crack addiction:
HEY HEY HEY HEY
1:57 - 2:11
I’ll never get tired of hearing Toad’s voice.
Edit: WONDERFUL voice
Agreed
There was a certain toad in Russia long ago....
He was big bad strong with his eyes a froggy glow
Most people looked at him with terror and a beer
But to mushroom chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the game cheats like a preacher full of ecstasy and fire
Though he also was the kind of cheater Toadette would desire
What if the toad version were in Just Dance?😂
That would be awesome lol.
XD👏👏👏👏
Yesss
Mod
that would be hilarious
Is it bad I'm able to understand the lyrics better here than the original?
"So...what do you do for a living?"
"It's...complicated..."
Ivan the Terrible? Nah, I prefer Ivan the Toad
Thats the same
My name is ivan lol
*I didn’t know Toad was Russian.*
Looks like Mario forgot his tracksuit, that's probably why he died.
*Return of Russia’s favorite throat cancer singer*
A moment of silence for this dude's vocal cords
My crush: *likes Russian men*
Me: *listens to this once*
Why
@Adolf Hitler the Fuhrer The great Third Reich maybe
@Adolf Hitler the Fuhrer The great Third Reich you'r art is good
The line of toads jumping and shouting "HEY HEY HEY HEY" is the cutest thing i've seen all day... this is the kind of quality content I subbed for xD
this played at my hot topic today,
whoever was controlling the music needs a raise
thought he was gonna say MA MA MARIO LOVER OF THE PRINCESS PEACH
Also 00:12 "his name was Mario"
1:56
My dogs when the doorbell rings
Wow🤮
My Brother This Song is a copy of Rasputin
Me: 0:13
Everyone: 2020 is the worst year
Me an intellectual:
Title: Toad Sings Ra Ra Rasputin
Category: Gaming
It should be education
It's cuz he's a video game character
Hotel: Trivago
Epic gamer moment
Funny that this is Mario 64 but it says captain toad treasure tracker just what
When you ask for ra ra Rasputin and you hear this.
*my day is perfect, thank you toad you are a great person*
They should make a toad sings you got a body like a cereal box