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  • @SlightlyBittah
    @SlightlyBittah 4 года назад +2584

    When he looks back to make sure they’re laughing too it gets me

    • @PGLos
      @PGLos 4 года назад +25

      Frrrrr lol

    • @Flexie1234
      @Flexie1234 4 года назад +64

      Ahaaa! Hahahaha

    • @Mika-ib5kb
      @Mika-ib5kb 4 года назад +84

      Its the way they all pose at the beginning for me

    • @bartierjefe6827
      @bartierjefe6827 3 года назад +9

      I swear bro 😂😂😂😂

    • @VillianEra.Q
      @VillianEra.Q 3 года назад +19

      @@Mika-ib5kb i didn't even notice that 😂💀

  • @reyvillegasjr166
    @reyvillegasjr166 Год назад +512

    Mad respect for Shelly BoothBishop,he held his ground and tried to protect his cargo but was outnumbered 4 to 1

    • @alexdredge655
      @alexdredge655 Год назад +36

      Went down like a true Brit lol

    • @thewheatness
      @thewheatness Год назад +28

      not since Nelson has there been a more gallant captain who has sailed the highways for Crown and Country

    • @l.e.miller1208
      @l.e.miller1208 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@thewheatness But Peter had Town and Country

  • @gabrielaortega3698
    @gabrielaortega3698 2 года назад +503

    “No doubt they’re after my sugarcane tobacco and spices”😂😂

    • @robbiets1799
      @robbiets1799 Год назад +29

      “Well Shelly Booth Bishop isn’t about to let you over-egg this pudding!!”

    • @cardinalchaos2278
      @cardinalchaos2278 8 месяцев назад +2

      “prepare to be boarded!”

    • @vn5774
      @vn5774 7 месяцев назад +2

      Spices that he probably doesn't use

    • @olgaboyko7510
      @olgaboyko7510 6 месяцев назад +1

      You will never take my cargo

  • @JayAshBranAudioScripts
    @JayAshBranAudioScripts 4 года назад +1715

    The amount of property damage Peter causes is just hilarious

    • @belgiumcomics2537
      @belgiumcomics2537 3 года назад +47

      Yeah.
      That guy causes more property damage than the Avengers.

    • @JayAshBranAudioScripts
      @JayAshBranAudioScripts 3 года назад +31

      @@belgiumcomics2537 but less than Superman

    • @girlgarde
      @girlgarde 3 года назад +13

      Not to mention to his own car, Lois is going to be mad at him for it but then again, she's always mad at him for something.......

    • @coldshadow7880
      @coldshadow7880 3 года назад +4

      Haha
      Other mates: hahaha

    • @sethsholtis5297
      @sethsholtis5297 2 года назад

      In this episode or just in general?

  • @liviofonseca
    @liviofonseca 3 года назад +899

    The most historical accurate sword fight in cinema and tv history

    • @Luxington1
      @Luxington1 3 года назад +9

      That distinction belongs to Potop.

    • @RaynmanPlays
      @RaynmanPlays 3 года назад +12

      Shadiversity needs to review it.

    • @barnacle_bill2257
      @barnacle_bill2257 2 года назад +1

      nah that goes to Master and Commander

    • @deeburke7392
      @deeburke7392 Год назад +1

      Except for he called them privateers

    • @UreksatheJade
      @UreksatheJade 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@deeburke7392that's accurate though

  • @LordFhalkyn
    @LordFhalkyn 4 года назад +1224

    I like how the British guy is driving a British car (you can tell from where the driver's seat is located.) It's the little details.

    • @newman6434
      @newman6434 3 года назад +43

      hes also on the lfet side of the road

    • @QPRTokyo
      @QPRTokyo 3 года назад +27

      It’s a Mini Cooper. In fact they were well known for rallying. The Mini would handle corners better than the cartoon version.

    • @FunkafiedBandit
      @FunkafiedBandit 3 года назад +12

      Its a mini cooper, british rally car, too that's why I was cracking up 😂

    • @jedizelfknight
      @jedizelfknight 3 года назад +2

      Isn't mini cooper italian? Or isn't mini cooper german cuz it's owned by BMW?

    • @FunkafiedBandit
      @FunkafiedBandit 3 года назад +1

      @@jedizelfknight That's fiat bro. And no it's british, just because BMW owns it doesn't make it german. They were originally founded in England and BMW bought them to make them their british line of cars

  • @hoopschoop3339
    @hoopschoop3339 3 года назад +411

    "ThEY STINK OF GOOD CHEER"
    AAAAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

    • @Jester-15
      @Jester-15 3 года назад +39

      HAHAHAHA

    • @nojustno.justno
      @nojustno.justno 3 года назад +30

      @@Jester-15 after we had our fill of bread and wine. We shall tell tales of other times we had our fill of bread and wine.

    • @Chris_Figiel
      @Chris_Figiel 3 года назад +8

      @@nojustno.justno AAAAAAAHAHA

    • @lichkinggamer5708
      @lichkinggamer5708 2 года назад +7

      @@Chris_Figiel HAHHAHH!

  • @Voysh2Voysh69
    @Voysh2Voysh69 4 года назад +343

    After we’ve had our fill of bread & wine, we shall tell tales of OTHER times we’ve had our fill of bread & wine.

    • @19torento
      @19torento 3 года назад +23

      Being a pirate wasn't that great. There were many times when they did not have their bread and wine, which is why they bothered to tell stories about it.

    • @brianban110
      @brianban110 10 месяцев назад +4

      Sounds more like a pot head telling you about other times they've gotten high

  • @TheEternalSteelAngel
    @TheEternalSteelAngel 3 года назад +615

    00:48
    “AghhhGHHHHHgghh!!!! Kristallnacht!!!!”
    I swear this makes me laugh uncontrollably every time.

    • @Mrowa066
      @Mrowa066 3 года назад +34

      and most of the people don't get it xD

    • @j.lawrence9242
      @j.lawrence9242 3 года назад +1

      Yes so damn funy lol, thousands of people killed, raa ped and homes destroyed

    • @Mrowa066
      @Mrowa066 3 года назад +11

      @@j.lawrence9242 it's ok to not be fond of dark humor

    • @j.lawrence9242
      @j.lawrence9242 3 года назад +2

      @@Mrowa066 dark "humor" can be many times used to send anoter message

    • @Mrowa066
      @Mrowa066 3 года назад +17

      @@j.lawrence9242 that's so woke xD

  • @langarasg1463
    @langarasg1463 3 года назад +204

    What's funny is that this was one of the more successful jobs Peter's ever had. He's got people working for him, robbed Mort, and successfully took a Brit's entire cargo. I don't know how much Mort's stuff worth, but the cargo would probably be a few hundred dollars at least.
    !Probable Math Alert (if you don't wanna get bored, stop here)!
    Alright, so let's assume those crates/barrels can hold 50 pounds each (can't tell for sure since I don't know their dimensions, but that pirate didn't have any trouble whatsoever lifting each up and tossing them to his buddy), and the Brit said he carried tobacco, spices, and sugarcane. I could only see the pirates taking 8 of those containers, so we'll also assume that that was everything the guy had in his car.
    Tobacco (~$2.03 per pound) would be about $100 per container, a pretty decent haul.
    Sugarcane on the other hand (~$0.03... I think? It's hard to tell for sure, too many different costs found) would only be worth about $1.50 per container, Peter would've gotten more from selling the wood making up the containers.
    Spices are more broad, so let's assume it's Cinnamon ($6) since it was one of the more cheaper ones I could find (seriously, some spices were >$200 per pound). That alone would be $300 per container, and again, this is for one of the cheaper spices.
    With 8 containers total, let's separate this as evenly as we can: 2 for Cinnamon (due to price to make things more fair), 3 for Sugarcane (sugar's addictive), and 3 for tobacco (same reason as Sugarcane). The spices would be $600, Tobacco $300, and Sugarcane $4.50. That's an estimated $904.50, almost a thousand dollars!
    Even if he had to split the earnings evenly between his 4-man crew, he'd be walking away with over $200. The average Manager's annual salary is $123,972 (according to salary.com), or about $60/hour (www.calcxml.com/calculators/convert-salary-to-hourly?skn=606#results); and Peter made over $200 in less than 3 minutes! If he stayed on as a Pirate I have no doubt he'd be swimming in money (though he did do that once, and that didn't work out for him)!

    • @RenegadeElite101
      @RenegadeElite101 3 года назад +18

      If he only his car repairs and expense of firing the cannon were less than that.

    • @izzfizz9721
      @izzfizz9721 3 года назад +31

      This is the most effort I've ever seen anyone put into a comment on a family guy video of all things

    • @langarasg1463
      @langarasg1463 3 года назад +4

      @@RenegadeElite101 Well actually, if he's a pirate, he probably just stole them. I think the outfit, parrot, and likely gunpowder would be his only real expense on this endeavor (simply due to how much powder needed would be more than he can reasonably steal [also faster just to pay for it]). Otherwise, he can simply rob the docks to try and get the weapons, like how he got his crew (Quahog is an old settler town, so there's bound to be at least one ship with canons).

    • @chadkingoffuckmountain970
      @chadkingoffuckmountain970 3 года назад +2

      Shame he'd be arrested for... highway piracy.

    • @ladyspicy6840
      @ladyspicy6840 3 года назад +2

      this scene would serve as a fun math lesson for middle school math class or something

  • @takodahager4165
    @takodahager4165 3 года назад +138

    I love it when Peter destroys the pharmacy toys. Too real man

  • @Robert-hz9bj
    @Robert-hz9bj 3 года назад +237

    Say what you will about Boothbishop. Dude died like a true Englishman...

  • @benx101cool5
    @benx101cool5 3 года назад +139

    Say what you might, but Peter is surprisingly agile for a guy of his weight.
    Dude was able to sword fight and then backflip on a moving car.

    • @scienceuser99
      @scienceuser99 7 месяцев назад +6

      Tbf. Peter is canonically a very strong guy. He's done physically impressive feats from handling heavy artillery to fighting giant chickens 😂😭

  • @blaketindle4703
    @blaketindle4703 Год назад +46

    Lmao he’s humming “Rule, Britania” as he goes down with his car! 🤣

  • @blaketindle4703
    @blaketindle4703 Год назад +61

    “That car is coming up awfully fast…. But at least it’s flying the British flag 🇬🇧” 😂

  • @exaltedfinalist9488
    @exaltedfinalist9488 3 года назад +428

    1:35 this is actually what pirates did on the high seas. they put up flags of British ships in order to seem friendly to merchants before raising their pirate flag and going in for the booty

    • @carultch
      @carultch 3 года назад +67

      That's where the term "false flag" came from.

    • @19torento
      @19torento 3 года назад +16

      I think we could all go in for that.

    • @joechilds3256
      @joechilds3256 3 года назад +12

      Thanks Colombo

    • @Super_Mario128
      @Super_Mario128 3 года назад +5

      @@carultch that is where the term “Fraying Fish” came from actually.

    • @anderstermansen130
      @anderstermansen130 3 года назад +1

      Y

  • @kennyfrykberg9352
    @kennyfrykberg9352 4 года назад +670

    I want to play. Assassin's Creed Black Flag. Now.
    I got a lust after seeing this. 😁

    • @hellsinginferno6359
      @hellsinginferno6359 3 года назад +17

      I knew I wasn't the only one

    • @femboygaming9886
      @femboygaming9886 3 года назад +9

      Play sea of thieves

    • @BarberShave19
      @BarberShave19 3 года назад +23

      @@femboygaming9886 Pfft, heck no. Sea of Thieves is a haven for griefers and trolls. Black Flag is WAY better.

    • @radicalthunder5740
      @radicalthunder5740 3 года назад +6

      @@femboygaming9886 you have terrible taste in games if you recommend playing that asinine game

    • @thewizard7396
      @thewizard7396 3 года назад +4

      @@BarberShave19 I’ve played both, and black flag has too many limits. Half the game is just following people around.

  • @akazasoyama_x
    @akazasoyama_x 3 года назад +185

    This is hands down my favorite family guy episode, I love it when they laugh so much lmao

    • @ClarkKentPeter
      @ClarkKentPeter 10 месяцев назад +1

      Which season which episode?

    • @humbletimez
      @humbletimez 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@ClarkKentPeterlast episode of season 5 I believe, if not 6

    • @ricardonb6375
      @ricardonb6375 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@humbletimez But after Peter becomes a pirate, he then becomes a nonfactor as the rest of the episode is about Chris falling in love with Anna, the local veterinarian. Peter does give Chris some advice, but the advice is to act like a jerk because girls like bad boys, I guess? But that doesn't work (obviously Peter should've known better because acting like a jerk didn't get Lois to love him) and Chris ends up back to square one. Also, he hits Brian with a chair to use as an excuse to see Anna. Did I forget to mention Amanda Bynes voiced Anna?

  • @twistedstrength.
    @twistedstrength. 3 года назад +65

    That was one determined Brit; he defended his cargo against four men for a good couple of minutes while speeding down a roadway.

    • @Wishmaster787
      @Wishmaster787 Год назад +4

      And gracefully went down with his ship

  • @knightandlord
    @knightandlord 2 года назад +230

    "After we've had our fill of bread and wine, we shall tell tales of other times we had our fill of bread and wine."
    Classic pirate quotes.

    • @amiersmith7700
      @amiersmith7700 2 года назад +3

      like whattt😭😭😭😭

    • @ViewtifulAce
      @ViewtifulAce Год назад +7

      This is a pirate quote:
      "I'm going to be King of the Pirates!"

    • @maxav1wolvman874
      @maxav1wolvman874 Год назад +3

      “I Got A Jar Of Dirt”

  • @aranerem3767
    @aranerem3767 4 года назад +338

    For no reason I'm going to fire this cannon all over your store. Ha ha ha

    • @yunidai16
      @yunidai16 2 года назад +13

      A-HA! Terrible pharmacy toys! We'll see to it that no child ever receives these as a last-minute gift hastily bought on the way to the party!

    • @jmal
      @jmal Год назад

      @@yunidai16 I put terrible pharmacy toys in the same category as those "ultimate guides" you see at the checkout aisles.

  • @Sully2001
    @Sully2001 3 года назад +210

    0:50 Mort saying Night of Glass had me dying of laughter😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @ChaseMcCain81
      @ChaseMcCain81 3 года назад +23

      It’s sad but funny at the same time.

    • @codiefitz3876
      @codiefitz3876 3 года назад +28

      @@ChaseMcCain81 No, it’s simply hilarious. Not sad at all.

    • @thelastyeetbender4429
      @thelastyeetbender4429 3 года назад +2

      @@codiefitz3876 ah, an antisemite, i see

    • @amourabidi492
      @amourabidi492 3 года назад +1

      @@thelastyeetbender4429 that term doesn’t even make sense, literally the entire Middle East is Semitic

    • @zhysari3083
      @zhysari3083 3 года назад +3

      @@amourabidi492 the term "Semetic" is just in use in linguistics today. The terms "anti-Semite" or "antisemitism" came by a circuitous route to refer more narrowly to anyone who was hostile or discriminatory towards Jews in particular. (Wikipedia)

  • @leplanteurdesaigon246
    @leplanteurdesaigon246 2 года назад +50

    What I find even more hilarious with this scene is that in French a "carjacking" is called "piraterie routière" piracy road and that's exactly what I imagine with this term.

  • @sreekanthsyamala9892
    @sreekanthsyamala9892 3 года назад +38

    0:31 The way the parrot looked at Peter like “Bruh”

    • @Blank_490
      @Blank_490 3 года назад +1

      Dude this comment is hella underrated

  • @bluetarantulaproductions6179
    @bluetarantulaproductions6179 4 года назад +85

    One of my favorite moments from Family Guy

  • @leifewald5117
    @leifewald5117 3 года назад +58

    Keeping a cannon in the back of your car?
    Now that’s pirating...

  • @jg2904
    @jg2904 3 года назад +27

    The music at 1:54 is from The Sea Hawk by Erich Wolfgang Korngold. Leave it to a Seth MacFarlane project to reference film scores from 1940.

    • @Man-From-Another-Place
      @Man-From-Another-Place 3 года назад +3

      The battle sequence and music reminded me of the beginning of Monty Python's Meaning of Life, but they were also probably parodying the same film.

    • @Grafknar
      @Grafknar 2 года назад +2

      God bless you

  • @sighberia7732
    @sighberia7732 4 года назад +81

    Peter did a Jedi backflip to get back in the car lmao

    • @Jzombi301
      @Jzombi301 3 года назад +2

      frontflip but yea

    • @mikep9312
      @mikep9312 2 года назад +3

      At around 300 pounds, thats an amazing gymnastic feat.

  • @dylantennant6594
    @dylantennant6594 5 лет назад +149

    I would love to see Lois' reaction when Peter comes home with the car destroyed.

    • @stabbityjoe7588
      @stabbityjoe7588 3 года назад +5

      She would be upset I think

    • @napoleoncomplex2712
      @napoleoncomplex2712 3 года назад +35

      @@stabbityjoe7588 Its ok. He'll repair it with the proceeds he gets from all that sugarcane, spice and tobacco he plundered.

    • @coldshadow7880
      @coldshadow7880 3 года назад +1

      U mean a wheel ship right? 😅

    • @letsdraw8062
      @letsdraw8062 3 года назад

      Not like she hasn't seen worse countless of times.

    • @ladyspicy6840
      @ladyspicy6840 3 года назад +3

      she wouldn't care probably since the car will be magically fixed in the next scene if it's not the main focus of the plot

  • @jasonchilado
    @jasonchilado 3 года назад +42

    That’s legitimately an amazing action sequence.

  • @kambiz7556
    @kambiz7556 3 года назад +39

    The cultural and historic references are at another level.

  • @CapAnson12345
    @CapAnson12345 3 года назад +23

    Peter would literally get several life sentences for all this in real life.

    • @vorlux6354
      @vorlux6354 10 месяцев назад +5

      True In the US the sentence for Piracy is a life sentence in prison

  • @ETHAN-is3li
    @ETHAN-is3li 11 месяцев назад +11

    One of the most rewatched scenes of Family Guy

  • @tasteful_trash4773
    @tasteful_trash4773 4 года назад +51

    1:21 there was a bart Simpson plush toy in the explosion

  • @newman6434
    @newman6434 3 года назад +36

    notice how they are both driving on the correct side of the road

  • @joeymoran6967
    @joeymoran6967 4 года назад +105

    1:21
    There is a bart doll in that explosion

    • @N0b0dyh3re
      @N0b0dyh3re 4 года назад +12

      Joey Moran good catch

    • @ansch8333
      @ansch8333 4 года назад +7

      wooow nice one

    • @Komotau4691
      @Komotau4691 3 года назад +1

      Man I must slowed down video to 0,25 to see it :D

    • @CloudNey
      @CloudNey 3 года назад +2

      Holy Moly! That's true

    • @negeritopizza6103
      @negeritopizza6103 3 года назад +2

      man of culture and keen sight

  • @supereddify
    @supereddify Год назад +9

    "That's Long John Peter to you, Porthole!" ☠️

  • @riverstyx928
    @riverstyx928 4 года назад +38

    "there's me wench" lol.

  • @MichaelOfRohan
    @MichaelOfRohan 2 года назад +13

    "After weve had our fill of bread and wine, we shall tell tales of other times we had our fill of bread and wine!!"
    That one has stuck with me for over a decade.

  • @jamesmarjan5481
    @jamesmarjan5481 3 года назад +19

    The Englishman,fought gallantly.

  • @RobertoX98
    @RobertoX98 3 года назад +10

    “AH HA, for no reason I’m gonna to fire this cannon all over your store.”

  • @majinnazir9983
    @majinnazir9983 Год назад +8

    "I don't care who they are they stink
    Get em outta here"🤣😂

  • @ryansmith5359
    @ryansmith5359 3 года назад +47

    0:48 elite comedy😂😂

    • @tundraffa2597
      @tundraffa2597 3 года назад +8

      It’s actually the funniest part of the video

  • @quotesnmantras-psychology-1864
    @quotesnmantras-psychology-1864 2 года назад +19

    that laugh gets me everytime!

  • @Rj-ij6ko
    @Rj-ij6ko 2 года назад +5

    “Ahah, for no reason i’m going to fire this cannon all over your store” 😂😂😂😂

    • @ryanhowe5753
      @ryanhowe5753 Год назад

      “Ahah, terrible pharmacy toys! We’ll see to it that no child ever receives these as a last minute gift hastily bought on the way to the party!”

  • @tallperson117
    @tallperson117 11 месяцев назад +6

    I love that he asked for 5 tankards of ale when there's only four people, meaning one tankard is for the parrot. True pirate.

  • @InitialiseDisk
    @InitialiseDisk 3 года назад +9

    This is funnier than every single funny moment of Friends combined.

  • @julioflorence1859
    @julioflorence1859 3 года назад +24

    BEST FAMILY GUY SCENE!
    PIRATE CAR BATTLE!

  • @onebleachpiece956
    @onebleachpiece956 Год назад +8

    Just loving the fact that they're laughing at everything 🤣

  • @blooddragon0906
    @blooddragon0906 3 года назад +88

    Felt bad for Mort his pharmacy got mauled by Pirates

    • @MrPhantaze
      @MrPhantaze 3 года назад +12

      Its Family Guy and Mort is Jew, so for them very reasonable

    • @ChaseMcCain81
      @ChaseMcCain81 3 года назад

      Steven, same.

    • @battleblaster4203
      @battleblaster4203 3 года назад +1

      And on Kritallnacht too

    • @DIOBrando-ur5we
      @DIOBrando-ur5we 3 года назад

      He deserves it lol

    • @Rattenhoofd
      @Rattenhoofd 3 года назад +4

      He's the one who sold these stupid last-minute gifts, he had it coming.

  • @Flexie1234
    @Flexie1234 4 года назад +71

    Ahaaaaa! Hahahahaha!

  • @youtubeviolatedme7123
    @youtubeviolatedme7123 3 года назад +10

    “This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Peter Griffin”

  • @vladtheimpaler9577
    @vladtheimpaler9577 10 месяцев назад +3

    The reason pirates showed off their pirate flag instead of just going incognito with another flag the whole way and launch a surprise attack is because the usual tactic was to intimidate the enemy vessel into surrendering without a fight because a battle was actually a last resort.
    Pirates don't have the luxury of a government or patron to resupply them should they lose men, ammo or ship parts so the priority was to fight as little as possible to conserve their resources. Which is why the usual tactic was intimidation with all this flashy iconography.

  • @eagleflies9515
    @eagleflies9515 2 года назад +10

    Mort thinking a bunch of thugs entering his shop was Kristallnacht is so underrated

  • @superpig6186
    @superpig6186 3 года назад +7

    2:07 Top Ten Best Fights Of All Time

  • @toainsully
    @toainsully 2 года назад +7

    2:49 Wilhelm scream

  • @SlayerTank99
    @SlayerTank99 5 месяцев назад +1

    You got to love how most Family Guy episodes just consist of Peter going through phases.

    • @ricardonb6375
      @ricardonb6375 2 месяца назад

      Shame that the pirate phase couldn't last an entire episode's length worthy of jokes, scenes of him on the high seas, and Joe dressed as a pirate

  • @lionkingfan
    @lionkingfan 3 года назад +10

    The funny things is that actual pirates that lived a long time ago had short lives.even in 1900 live expectancy was like 46 or something.I can't imagine how short it was when pirates actually existed .

    • @timfortune9
      @timfortune9 3 года назад +5

      It's why buried treasure wasn't a thing. Because they didn't know how long they'd last (whatever the cause of death may be), they either wore their wealth and/or spent it at the nearest port.
      It's also why some wore earrings, as they were both a proto dog tag giving info as well as some wealth to leave to behind to a next of kin.
      (Also, those mortality rates are skewered because of a lot of infant/child deaths. If one made it to adulthood, then the life expectancy was more or less the same as today)

    • @lionkingfan
      @lionkingfan 3 года назад

      @@timfortune9 oh okay but to be honest did a lot of people like pirates have a different conceptualization of what old age like we do now because of how ancient that time period was anyway.I heard some 47 year old back in 1894 probably had a cane and could barely walk and could haven been some old scrooge guy who possibly loved running some coal mine all day or something.

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 3 года назад +2

      @@lionkingfan
      Socrates, a man who lived nearly 3,000 years ago, died when he was 73.
      Life expectancy has always been between your 60s to 70s. Whenever life expectancy claims to be "in the 40s" it's because of bad science, and stupid people mixing child deaths in with the adult deaths which ruins the math.
      Besides that, yeah mist pirates assumed they wouldn't live very long, because being a pirate is super dangerous. Even pirates today act like every day is their last, because it very well could be. That's why they were a drunks who gambled away their wealth; it was the only chance they had to enjoy it.

    • @jmal
      @jmal 2 года назад +1

      "A merry life, and a short one." - Bartholomew Roberts

    • @nonameman7114
      @nonameman7114 Год назад

      Mostly due to bad hygiene, you were more likely to die from sickness than a stabbing or a hanging.

  • @NPGamer11
    @NPGamer11 5 лет назад +57

    Still better than pirates of the Carribean 5

    • @taegotkash
      @taegotkash 4 года назад +2

      NPGamer11 No please don’t say that 🥺I’m on stranger tides in a marathon right now and I hope 5 isn’t that bad as everyone says.

    • @yeahbutontheotherhand
      @yeahbutontheotherhand 3 года назад

      @@taegotkash so how was it ?

    • @artemreinhart747
      @artemreinhart747 Год назад

      @@taegotkash don't leave me on a cliffhanger! how was the outcome? x.x

  • @gregorbaby4269
    @gregorbaby4269 3 года назад +42

    Is noone going to talk about why that car was driving in middle of the road... Shiver me timbers he could've got caught.. Epic pirate battle parody though

  • @Gimrivi
    @Gimrivi 3 года назад +14

    The mast and the sails get me all the damn time

  • @neeperdoodle9749
    @neeperdoodle9749 3 года назад +8

    nobody asking why this guy was driving in the middle of the road 2:21

  • @yaerootaegrewriowollio5232
    @yaerootaegrewriowollio5232 3 года назад +17

    This is why I love family guy

  • @CameronBrtnik
    @CameronBrtnik 9 месяцев назад +3

    Lmao that was a 2 minute swim to shore at most 😂

  • @williampulfer-melville8536
    @williampulfer-melville8536 7 месяцев назад +1

    The fact the British guy is driving an old school morris mini cooper makes it all the more hilarious

  • @BlaketheBlock
    @BlaketheBlock 2 года назад +7

    3:28 let's not forget that Peter is supposed to be obese

    • @axostierIV
      @axostierIV 12 дней назад +1

      It was a gravity not a-
      *shut up meg*

  • @toddmccoy5677
    @toddmccoy5677 4 года назад +25

    0:22 HAHAAA HAHAHAHAHAA😂

    • @hopemueller2658
      @hopemueller2658 3 года назад +3

      (Looks heartily back at other pirates)

  • @zachzitzow8306
    @zachzitzow8306 Год назад +3

    This is a WAAAAAY better pirate tale than one piece, by FAR!!

  • @yudhabagaskara98
    @yudhabagaskara98 2 года назад +2

    The last episode of old FG era

  • @hotshotelectrichead521
    @hotshotelectrichead521 3 года назад +2

    1:03 "AH-HA, FOR NO REASON, I'M GONNA FIRE THIS CANNON ALL OVER YOUR STORE!! HAHAHA!!"
    1:12 "AH-HA, TERRIBLE PHARMACY TOYS, WELL SEE TO IT THAT NO CHILD SHOULD EVER RECEIVE THESE AS A LAST MINUTE GIFT, HASTILY BOUGHT ON THE WAY TO THE PARTY!!"

  • @lavalampluva55401
    @lavalampluva55401 9 месяцев назад +1

    Shelley Boothbishop did a pretty good job considering it was just him. Peter had an entire crew.

  • @Voysh2Voysh69
    @Voysh2Voysh69 4 года назад +11

    “SHOOTITAGUNNNNN!”

    • @kadenharley8232
      @kadenharley8232 4 года назад +5

      "What? I didn't understand that!"😁

    • @Voysh2Voysh69
      @Voysh2Voysh69 4 года назад +7

      @@kadenharley8232 I said, “Shoot it again, but I said it pirate-like.” 😂

  • @childhooddreamer6975
    @childhooddreamer6975 3 года назад +4

    1:12 Those pharmacy toys don't look so bad.

  • @MrGrant176
    @MrGrant176 6 месяцев назад +1

    Family guy music composers writing the hardest orchestra pieces for literally no reason

  • @2step181
    @2step181 3 года назад +8

    Peter literally called his wife a wench

  • @londonlynch4631
    @londonlynch4631 Год назад +4

    "They promised me pirate action i didnt get the pirates, i wanted the pirate family guy, i didnt get the pirates!"

  • @Hollows1997
    @Hollows1997 3 года назад +8

    We just gonna ignore the fact that the lone British sailor nearly fought off an enemy with superior numbers of crew, a larger ship and more power by himself and very nearly won.
    This… this is why we built the largest empire the world has ever seen.

    • @nonameman7114
      @nonameman7114 Год назад

      The British are OP, their tea gives them super powers.

  • @reyvillegasjr166
    @reyvillegasjr166 Год назад +2

    Someone commented how funny it was how peter looks back at the guys to make sure they are laughing with him everytime peter does the "aaahhaaaahh_!! . I never thought it was that funny but the more I look at it now its a lot more funnier than I thought 😂

  • @teamfmreborn7045
    @teamfmreborn7045 Год назад +3

    I'm British and that ending was one of the most British things I've ever seen and I've watched the movie Hot Fuzz twice 😂

  • @purpleglitterladette
    @purpleglitterladette 3 года назад +6

    The thing about pharmacy toys is too true lol

  • @redviper6805
    @redviper6805 3 месяца назад +1

    1:55 and onward. First time I saw this episode, that music felt familiar. Years later I learned it was the soundtrack from the Errol Flynn swashbuckling movie The Sea Hawk, specifically from the climatic duel scene. Erich Korngold was the John Williams for movies of the 1930s and 1940s

  • @vinegart3211
    @vinegart3211 3 года назад +7

    Lol the repeated laughing animation

  • @_ATW_
    @_ATW_ 2 месяца назад

    His "Ha Haaaa" before every statement he makes still cracks me up even now lol. 😂

  • @darthbradmedia8929
    @darthbradmedia8929 3 года назад +10

    0:49 I’m honestly surprised that they would make a joke about The Night of Broken Glass, but this is Family Guy we are talking about.

  • @a.w.sawtooth9469
    @a.w.sawtooth9469 4 года назад +17

    *Them*
    “So, what kind of work do you do?”
    1:56
    *Me*
    “It’s complicated..”

    • @lichkinggamer5708
      @lichkinggamer5708 2 года назад

      I’d love to be a pirate and steal cargo from anyone

  • @fighter500mx3
    @fighter500mx3 Год назад +2

    Peter is a real pirate jerk for not inviting Quagmire or Joe to his pirate crew😂.

    • @peterdavies2960
      @peterdavies2960 11 месяцев назад

      Or Cleveland, Bruce, Seamus or Herbert 😂

  • @brandonskanesauthor
    @brandonskanesauthor 3 года назад +13

    My thoughts, "But Mort is your friend" lol

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 3 года назад +3

      Oh right, this is back when the characters were friends...

    • @brandonskanesauthor
      @brandonskanesauthor 3 года назад +3

      @@stingerjohnny9951 well, there was also the more recent episode when Peter and Quagmire tried to help Mort with his business. I haven't seen a lot of episodes from the last few seasons, though.

  • @Templar-vj1dy
    @Templar-vj1dy 2 года назад +1

    2:23 anyone else notice they were driving on the left side of the road, despite being set in the US

  • @TMJ32
    @TMJ32 3 года назад +4

    I'm now going to start every sentence with "Ah HA!"

  • @Nantosuelta
    @Nantosuelta 3 года назад +6

    I love how they all pose for a second after bursting through the door

  • @HamanKarn567
    @HamanKarn567 3 года назад +3

    Accurate about those pharmacy toys lol

  • @marsneedstowels
    @marsneedstowels 4 года назад +11

    Kristallnacht!

  • @BarberShave19
    @BarberShave19 3 года назад +7

    This must be that new Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag everybody is talking about.

    • @jmal
      @jmal 2 года назад

      I'd be psyched if there was an alternate video of this but with Brian Tyler's score for Black Flag for the music.

  • @alanabyss9246
    @alanabyss9246 Год назад +2

    Edward Kenway in a nutshell

  • @soavader9641
    @soavader9641 3 года назад +6

    "AHAAAAAA THERES ME WENCH" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @joshuasmith8865
      @joshuasmith8865 Год назад +1

      Peter what the heck are you doing?

    • @KordaiHunter
      @KordaiHunter Месяц назад

      That's Long John Peter to you porthole

    • @soavader9641
      @soavader9641 9 дней назад

      Thats long John Peter to you Porthole! HAHAHAHAAAAA​@joshuasmith8865

  • @kingturt2112
    @kingturt2112 4 года назад +9

    I could here The Pirates Of The Caribbean Music

  • @muztahidmustafa1215
    @muztahidmustafa1215 3 года назад +7

    Peter looks brilliant as a swashbuckler.

  • @taslimoseni2231
    @taslimoseni2231 3 года назад +3

    At least, the man fought with courage and valor.

  • @Phentes
    @Phentes 2 года назад +2

    1:51 that sounds like a name roger would come up with 😂

    • @Skoopbooppoop
      @Skoopbooppoop 3 месяца назад +1

      Probably that’s actually him

  • @Cornerboy73
    @Cornerboy73 Год назад +3

    Say what you want but that Englishman fought and died with courage and honor.