This song qualifies as a bonus song level 11/10 in my Boss Song Karaoke series! Think Guitar Hero, except using your face instead of a guitar. It's an eclectic celebration of enthusiast music from every genre from every decade... but for karaoke showstoppers. Looking for a karaoke challenge? This is the definitive collection. Check it out! www.youtube.com/@FunboxKaraoke/playlists?view=50&sort=dd&shelf_id=1
@@random_dragon OH BOY OH BOY BUDDY YOU HAVE OPENED MY NEURODIVERGENT RABBIT HOLE AND I AM SO SORRY FOR THIS PARAGRAPH… Okay blackbox warrior is a story so I’ll tell the story in order from how I’ve thought it through - Stevens-Johnson Syndrome is a skin disease it looks like red brownish blotches on your skin and this person has collapsed in a hospital with the condition had a pannic attack and then went into anaphylactic shock the person telling the story then goes on to say this person has a butterfly knife and can spin it around recklessly risking cutting off all of his fingers “Roman candles at both ends of his synapses” a synapses is a main key to show nervous impulses and is how your body communicates them- this case the blackbox warrior is burning his- so they cannot function- Trojan horse is a story people used the horse to break into a kingdom- A blood brain barrier is a layer around your brain that is pretty much protection- The blackbox Warrior broke into his brain and injected himself with a lethal dose- Then we learned that the blackbox warrior likes to skip towns and travel- basically he’s known for wearing baby blue tuxedos his ego is pretty annoying like a mosquito and the person telling us the story believes that they are evil incarnated but hide it well The black box warrior takes placebo which is a pill and a science experiment were you think it’s doing some thing but it’s not doing anything and he’s sexually getting off on the drugs that do nothing- “Bless the torpedoes” torpedoes is old slang for hitman so bless hitmen is what the black box warrior would be saying Then our narrator is saying this dude is so dangerous that he would’ve died by now if he was gonna die- He was wearing stolen tennis shoes and wrapped a noose surround his neck when people tried to find him he had a list of people that he loved probably not in a mutual way he was probably stalking them The people were waiting around for him to die and his vitals to go flat because of how unlikely it would be for him to survive, but he did anyways and he pretty much woke up and started singing (which who would wake up from dying and decide to sing something?) His rib cage was like moving a lot and making a lot of noise. His heart started beating really fast. His vagus nerve. Which gives your heart blood. Was really really “knotted” the narrator uses three different things to describe just the knot The black box warrior basically wondered if he could stop believing in a God then says “bye bye” he’s clearly losing it by now then the monologue comes in… We now know who our narrator is The narrator is most likely a therapist for the blackbox warrior He tells him to come in, take a seat asking “Does he understand that he’s conscious?” “ do you have ideas growing out of your ‘ intelligent’ head?” He’s calling out him out basically with metaphor questions and writting down answers Then to summarize says “my hope is to help you through through my objective report of your very subjective prepositions…..” “Whether this proprietary bled of expertise and seasoning works as well as this Transorbital ice pick” means “whether my therapy and expertise is able to help you as well as giving you a lobotomy would help you..” Holistic ballistics - We can infer that the blackbox warrior starts to deny getting a lobotomy for obvious reasons - And the therapist starts yelling at him as if he has a better idea to be “fixed” and says “it’s an idea ideas don’t spread because they’re good. It’s because people like them.” “A bloody knife to spit your infrastructure “ is probably referring to the lobotomy (lobotomy to clarify is where you take an ice pick through someone’s eye jam it into their brain and kind of just fiddle around and stuff and hope it goes well- ) Maybe give him some wine loosen him up- “Coital machinations of the dead” Translation is basically “s3xual intercourse schemes of the dead” The therapist narrator basically clarifies “ no matter what you do you’re gonna be an animal no matter what- might as well learn how to be one I never really thought you’d do any better than this your brain causes you to think of highly frowned upon beliefs. You are the problem.. not you but something inside you is.” CBT is the kind of therapy for someone in a cluster B which we can assume that that’s what the blackbox Warrior is in and it is not working “ please ignore the side effects you’ve lost your mind and almost lost your life before so you’ll be fine” They most likely chained him down and are going to give him a lobotomy but it is OK though bc “ for what it’s worth, if something was going to kill you it would’ve by now…” and “ there’s no more looking back it’s looking up or looking down because we’re probably gonna kill you.” Is it 1:30am yes--I love ranting about this song man I could do it all day…
@thevoidishere.. :3c This is one of my favorite things People getting excited about stuff I have a different opinion on a few lines you interpreted, but everything else makes so much sense. Like, "if anything was gonna kill you, it would've happened by now" As for "who would come back from dying and decide to sing?" Me. I would. 😂
@@OfficialPisser I can just about do it right now after only hearing the song for a day. Stuttering is less of a problem and more running out of breath.
Dude is almost a rapper of a different genre, many genres, all intentionally selected to convey a mood or message. He's a hard act to follow is all I'm saying I guess lol, I know I'm lucky to hit half the notes he's able to
it might have taken me months but now i can sing the song without any mistakes, this might be the greatest achievement of my life and i can now die in peace.
very tempted to do this for karaoke at my school. im actually way better than i thought and it's one of a very few selection of will wood songs that actually works with my australian accent most of the time so i dont need to use a corny fake american one.
This is the perfect thing to help me with the pauses in the monologue because I keep getting ahead of myself and talking too fast, yes _too fast,_ and I have to let the music catch up to _me_ sometimes.
It took me like 3 attempts to get this all the way through. Made a ton of mistakes, did not hit like any notes what so ever but I think I did pretty well, esp on the therapist section. Im proud of myself. maybe one day ill nail it all the way through
I just took a drink. I'll have another drink in approximately 5 minutes because I obviously can get every syllable exact at this point, as I made the video. Heh
got this whole song memorized one random morning on my way to school and ive been flexing it any chance i get ever since >:3 my next goal is hardware store
first day of learning: I can now rhythmically talk in the beginning with a few mistakes/mispronunciations (eng is not my first language), I can almost go through the monologue without any mistakes (only mispronunciations) and I only have one/two mistakes at the last fast thingy. Also, I can do it without dying out of suffocation in the end.
I can't wait to get back to school for the monthly karaoke night! I can do it from memory- except I have issues with the monologue. Of course. I can do it looking at the lyrics but somehow the issue is that I take it too fast. Help.
i’m planning to do this song for karaoke at my school’s fall festival but that means i have to learn how to pronounce some of these words and how to do the therapy monologue in like a month lmao wish me luck
i got one of those scary chest pains towards the end of this song but i kept singing it cause i'm all kinds of brave. no i'm kind of scared though aaaaaaah
do i add this to my growing collection of black box warriors to eventually be compiled into one mega black box warrior where the lyrics are even more unintelligible than the original or not... decisions decisions..
Tried it in 0.75, i still mess up a lot, though a bit less, monologue still unsuccessful, and on the top of that the actually slower parts are now harder because i'm not used to the speed and they require more breath. Managed the last "down" though
Update: I am now doing fairly well on the regular speed for everything but the monologue. Get a bit mixed up sometimes and my accent is atrocious but at least I now remember most lyrics. On 0.75 I did the full monologue and it was comprehensible. Continuing work over here
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This song qualifies as a bonus song level 11/10 in my Boss Song Karaoke series! Think Guitar Hero, except using your face instead of a guitar. It's an eclectic celebration of enthusiast music from every genre from every decade... but for karaoke showstoppers. Looking for a karaoke challenge? This is the definitive collection. Check it out!
www.youtube.com/@FunboxKaraoke/playlists?view=50&sort=dd&shelf_id=1
"i can't even read that" - a guy at my local karaoke place
Dude, the majority of people who can sing this song perfectly don't know what 30 of the words in this song even mean hahaha
@@FunboxKaraokedude I swear last year in my like free period I used a school computer and learned the entire meaning and story of the song 💀
@@thevoidishere..you can't leave us hanging, what does it mean?
@@random_dragon OH BOY OH BOY BUDDY YOU HAVE OPENED MY NEURODIVERGENT RABBIT HOLE AND I AM SO SORRY FOR THIS PARAGRAPH…
Okay blackbox warrior is a story so I’ll tell the story in order from how I’ve thought it through -
Stevens-Johnson Syndrome is a skin disease it looks like red brownish blotches on your skin and this person has collapsed in a hospital with the condition had a pannic attack and then went into anaphylactic shock the person telling the story then goes on to say this person has a butterfly knife and can spin it around recklessly risking cutting off all of his fingers
“Roman candles at both ends of his synapses” a synapses is a main key to show nervous impulses and is how your body communicates them- this case the blackbox warrior is burning his- so they cannot function-
Trojan horse is a story people used the horse to break into a kingdom-
A blood brain barrier is a layer around your brain that is pretty much protection- The blackbox Warrior broke into his brain and injected himself with a lethal dose-
Then we learned that the blackbox warrior likes to skip towns and travel- basically he’s known for wearing baby blue tuxedos his ego is pretty annoying like a mosquito and the person telling us the story believes that they are evil incarnated but hide it well
The black box warrior takes placebo which is a pill and a science experiment were you think it’s doing some thing but it’s not doing anything and he’s sexually getting off on the drugs that do nothing-
“Bless the torpedoes” torpedoes is old slang for hitman so bless hitmen is what the black box warrior would be saying
Then our narrator is saying this dude is so dangerous that he would’ve died by now if he was gonna die-
He was wearing stolen tennis shoes and wrapped a noose surround his neck when people tried to find him he had a list of people that he loved probably not in a mutual way he was probably stalking them
The people were waiting around for him to die and his vitals to go flat because of how unlikely it would be for him to survive, but he did anyways and he pretty much woke up and started singing (which who would wake up from dying and decide to sing something?)
His rib cage was like moving a lot and making a lot of noise. His heart started beating really fast. His vagus nerve. Which gives your heart blood. Was really really “knotted” the narrator uses three different things to describe just the knot
The black box warrior basically wondered if he could stop believing in a God then says “bye bye” he’s clearly losing it by now then the monologue comes in…
We now know who our narrator is
The narrator is most likely a therapist for the blackbox warrior
He tells him to come in, take a seat asking “Does he understand that he’s conscious?”
“ do you have ideas growing out of your ‘ intelligent’ head?”
He’s calling out him out basically with metaphor questions and writting down answers
Then to summarize says “my hope is to help you through through my objective report of your very subjective prepositions…..”
“Whether this proprietary bled of expertise and seasoning works as well as this
Transorbital ice pick” means “whether my therapy and expertise is able to help you as well as giving you a lobotomy would help you..”
Holistic ballistics -
We can infer that the blackbox warrior starts to deny getting a lobotomy for obvious reasons -
And the therapist starts yelling at him as if he has a better idea to be “fixed” and says “it’s an idea ideas don’t spread because they’re good. It’s because people like them.”
“A bloody knife to spit your infrastructure “ is probably referring to the lobotomy
(lobotomy to clarify is where you take an ice pick through someone’s eye jam it into their brain and kind of just fiddle around and stuff and hope it goes well- )
Maybe give him some wine loosen him up-
“Coital machinations of the dead”
Translation is basically “s3xual intercourse schemes of the dead”
The therapist narrator basically clarifies “ no matter what you do you’re gonna be an animal no matter what- might as well learn how to be one I never really thought you’d do any better than this your brain causes you to think of highly frowned upon beliefs. You are the problem.. not you but something inside you is.”
CBT is the kind of therapy for someone in a cluster B which we can assume that that’s what the blackbox Warrior is in and it is not working
“ please ignore the side effects you’ve lost your mind and almost lost your life before so you’ll be fine”
They most likely chained him down and are going to give him a lobotomy but it is OK though bc “ for what it’s worth, if something was going to kill you it would’ve by now…” and “ there’s no more looking back it’s looking up or looking down because we’re probably gonna kill you.”
Is it 1:30am yes--I love ranting about this song man I could do it all day…
@thevoidishere.. :3c
This is one of my favorite things
People getting excited about stuff
I have a different opinion on a few lines you interpreted, but everything else makes so much sense. Like, "if anything was gonna kill you, it would've happened by now"
As for "who would come back from dying and decide to sing?" Me. I would. 😂
after three months i can finally sing this whole thing +the monologue with out stuttering or slipping up and holy shit im so proud of myself
Congrats, my friend!
You have achieved greatness
i must brag, I did it in less than a month
I did in less than a week and english is not even my first language 💀
@@OfficialPisser I can just about do it right now after only hearing the song for a day. Stuttering is less of a problem and more running out of breath.
I never had so much fun failing at something!! That speech in the middle, oh boy
This is definitely the most artistically creative of the level 11 songs! With a little bit of chaos thrown into the mix...
I did the speech almost perfectly!!
Hey, if I get drunk enough next karaoke night, I'll have fun failing it too! 😂
the fact that I got most of it even though English isn't my first language, proud of myself😭
On top of that, this song is completely filled with words that most native English speakers have never heard in their lives, haha
So well done!
As you should! English is my first language and i have trouble with it
i freaked out all of my friends parents by doing this song at my 15th birthday. all in all it was a great time
Sounds like fun! Happy birthday!
i come here at least three times a week to work on memorizing this song
Holy crap I did it. With only a few minor missteps at the beginning and during the monologue I’m so proud of myself
Hell yeah
this is an absolute godsend, thanks to this I can now recite the entire monologue and feel like an epic gamer
"Godsend" isn't a word I've heard to describe a video of mine yet. I dig it!
Thanks for the positive response!
That therapy speech in the middle literally made me just go insane trying to nail it.
if i learn this song i become god
Currently becoming god then lmao
I became a god (finally)
I'm a few lines away from god then
I have become god
“Here in my kingdom I am your Lᴏʀᴅ” - The Mind Electric
I'm here to replace the therapist monologue in the middle with the Wednesday rant
Nooo😭
time to scare people at a karaoke night
The monolog is really difficult, no doubt, but I can't help but flub "fight or flight revelation" every dang time 😂
"blood-brain barrier" right before that always slips me up WITHOUT FAIL
Dude is almost a rapper of a different genre, many genres, all intentionally selected to convey a mood or message. He's a hard act to follow is all I'm saying I guess lol, I know I'm lucky to hit half the notes he's able to
i skip that line entirely and use wide-eyed revelation shame instead
Black Box Warriors rise up!
it’s my goal to do this in karaoke my choir class to knock the socks off of my friends, let’s see if i can learn it by the end of the year 😭🙏
So, how’s it going?
lol did you manage to do it
listen we need answers bud
Did you do it
I GOT IT I SANG THE MONOLOUGE PERFECTLY AFTER 3 WEEKS LETS GOOOO
Awesome!
I can hit the notes perfect, i can hit the tone of voice perfect, BUT ONCE WILL THE SPICY WOOD START PICKIN UP STEAM OH BOY I'M DECEASED!
Honestly, whenever the monologue parts comes on, I just have a nervous breakdown and say random stuff. Basically the same thing.
it might have taken me months but now i can sing the song without any mistakes, this might be the greatest achievement of my life and i can now die in peace.
Congrats!
Funbox warrior ?!?
I had fun failing trying to sing/speak this song cause there are so many big words and my small brain cannot comprehend them :]
As someone who understands the vast majority of the words in this song, these lyrics are completely insane and frequently don't make any sense. Haha
This part is so stylish.
How "Evil incarnate good incognito" fit so well together. 0:51 (Meaning INCAR-nate INCOG-nito)
LETS FUCKING GOOO ive been looking for one of these for MONTHS
Hell yeah
SO HAVE I!!
SAME!,
As someone with a stutter,
I’m learning this in 1.5x speed :)
.........
Hello, welcome!
.........
Well, why don't we start at the beginning
Get comfortable, relax, take a second if you need to
Now, what's bothering you?
Well, why don’t we start at the beginning?
Growing up, how was your relationship with the fundamentals of conscious existence?
very tempted to do this for karaoke at my school. im actually way better than i thought and it's one of a very few selection of will wood songs that actually works with my australian accent most of the time so i dont need to use a corny fake american one.
You wouldn't be the first to do this for school! Check the comments section of all of my Will Wood videos, haha
@@FunboxKaraoke ooh, yay :D
yep. i sure have memorized the whole thing.
I have done it. I can sing this song without mistakes as a non-native english speaker. God fears me.
I'm proud of you. That's fantastic.
I talk too fast for the monologue??!!?
having the same problem haha I trip over myself because I get too excited and speed up too fast
SAME
You should speed up the video
same issue for me
This is the perfect thing to help me with the pauses in the monologue because I keep getting ahead of myself and talking too fast, yes _too fast,_ and I have to let the music catch up to _me_ sometimes.
Same!
It took me like 3 attempts to get this all the way through. Made a ton of mistakes, did not hit like any notes what so ever but I think I did pretty well, esp on the therapist section. Im proud of myself. maybe one day ill nail it all the way through
Every time you fail, take a drink and start over
I just took a drink. I'll have another drink in approximately 5 minutes because I obviously can get every syllable exact at this point, as I made the video. Heh
One day I'll be able to sing this for karaoke on stage in my theater class, I'll keep you posted
I hyper-fixated on this song for a while now I understand the meaning of the nonsensical words and can sing it even though I sing like a dying rat-!😅
if someone sings this for me, i will instantly fall in love... But nobody will do such a thing, so i should better practise this more 💀
this was so hard and at the end my friends say they could barely hear anything. it was fun tho!
YES
There's more where this came from!
i might have twisted mg tongue but the instrumentals are amazing:P
Imma use this song as a diction exercise
Pause at 3:42 to do a version closer to the live versions
THANK YOU !!!!
i ran out of breath so fast goddamn
got this whole song memorized one random morning on my way to school and ive been flexing it any chance i get ever since >:3 my next goal is hardware store
New life goal is learning this XD
I have the verses down, but that damn monologue!
first day of learning: I can now rhythmically talk in the beginning with a few mistakes/mispronunciations (eng is not my first language), I can almost go through the monologue without any mistakes (only mispronunciations) and I only have one/two mistakes at the last fast thingy. Also, I can do it without dying out of suffocation in the end.
i did it im so proud of myself ive never completed a Karaoke before
I just sung the entire monologue without stuttering
Need to learn this song so I can show off to my friends at karaoke night
Current status: I can do the song more-or-less but I still struggle a bit with the monologue
MANN I LEARNED ALL OF IT BUT NOT THE SPEECH PART ITS SO HARD
i love this song thank you for this
I can't wait to get back to school for the monthly karaoke night! I can do it from memory- except I have issues with the monologue. Of course. I can do it looking at the lyrics but somehow the issue is that I take it too fast. Help.
LETS GOOOO
My greatest achievement in life is singing this at 1.5 with almost no slip ups
this is just the final boss of learning english
I agree!
Being a baritone tryna sing this is crazy
wow, first time trying to memorise this, have it down pretty well with a few mistakes during the second verse and monologue
This is so fun to sing along but wow is it hard (starts at 0:19 btw if you want to skip the instrumentals)
IVE DONE IT. IVE MANAGED TO DO THE MONOLOGUE WITH VERY LITTLE ERROR. FEAR ME, MORTALS
I'm continuing to try and memorize the lyrics as a person with a terrible memory
I think i sprained my tongue
gonna try 2 sing this for my schools talent show
I learned all the words for this for this very moment
oh my god I actually managed to do it I’m so proud of myself
Could you do Front Street and Lysergide Dream? These are timed too well!
Been looking to do a cover of this song wish me luck yall o7
is this rap god
Something close to it
I did it:)
i’m planning to do this song for karaoke at my school’s fall festival but that means i have to learn how to pronounce some of these words and how to do the therapy monologue in like a month lmao wish me luck
Holy shit, I finally managed to sing it! (Well kinda at least I still gotta work on it)
i still hear the lyrics in my head. im going insane
Ive got the speech first time, but studder through the rest lol
I'm an incredibly mid singer but I can do this whole song and part of the monologue on 2X speed
i got one of those scary chest pains towards the end of this song but i kept singing it cause i'm all kinds of brave. no i'm kind of scared though aaaaaaah
somehow ive managed to do this near-perfectly at 1.5 speed
even after learning the entire song off by heart (except the monologue)... i still cant do the monologue xD
My biggest flex is that I sing faster and have to slow myself down
PoV you're a massochist
i did it on 1.5
im learning how to sing this in german
Sure, I can sing this without stammering or muttering. I just can't breathe afterwards.
YOOO
3:39
do i add this to my growing collection of black box warriors to eventually be compiled into one mega black box warrior where the lyrics are even more unintelligible than the original or not... decisions decisions..
How is this even possible
I've done it live. So have a lot of people in this comments section!
I'm legit dizzy after trying to sing this
Still working on the monologue, but I've got everything else down!
i am so good at this song it's like my one skill
How/where did you get hold of the instrumental mix? It’s great, thanks!
I didn't. I generated it myself using AI.
x-minus.pro/ai
2:20 sounds like some shit you would hear in an Angry Birds 2 level
This is my gender
Somehow I can sing most of this song that's wacky
The monologue has so many big words my small brain can't understand 😰
Holy shit first try
tell me why i know all of this 😐
Tried it in 0.75, i still mess up a lot, though a bit less, monologue still unsuccessful, and on the top of that the actually slower parts are now harder because i'm not used to the speed and they require more breath. Managed the last "down" though
Update: I am now doing fairly well on the regular speed for everything but the monologue. Get a bit mixed up sometimes and my accent is atrocious but at least I now remember most lyrics. On 0.75 I did the full monologue and it was comprehensible. Continuing work over here
I am goin' to do the worst spanish cover of this one
2:05
IM FULLY COMPETENT AT THE SINGING PART! time to do the speech...
Edit: I AM A GOD AMONGST MEN
Rap god but for autistic people: