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Love the fact that the Warden Psycho Warriors had greem swords, aka: they knew how fucking important the crystals were and STILL couldn't resist using them
I love the implication that the extermination of a girl star defender is more important than finding the secret to space king himself.... *he would be damn proud*
@THETWUAN-r3u I paused it so I could finish laughing and not lose my place. Just glad I wasn't in public... having to explain that to a stranger would be hard.
@curlusEarlier, the Time Wizard managed to protect himself for a long time due to using the book of Exotic Force Fields, the contents of which being the same force fields used in the Cube Vault
Dude the rock was low key genius because erosion over teen thousand years made it small so throwing the rock turned it back into a boulder from ages ago
Hatemonger pulling the batteries out of his hate mace when he knew it was about to make the situation worse shows he's more situational aware than i thought.
@pjboom That's true... Well, in his episode he did fuck up a lot, but other wise the other 3 goobbers there, in this one and first, he didn't and was the more clear one. They all toddlers, yeah, but Chestnut it's like that shy kid that... How to put it... Prefer to be on safe and ask first at least.
@kassiD1HKChestnut seems only to screwup when pressured or subjected to external influence. Like someone else said, his lack of self-esteem is the only thing holding him back. The Hatemace accepting him is arguably enough to earn Hatemonger's respect so that says something.
@lionheart6176 Hatemonger freely admitted that there's peaceful aliens and hates them anyways. He's tolerate to other human cultures. His character is that he's a hateful dick that uses his religion and statistics as excuses to hate them. But he's also fine with other humans; black and asain people, so long as they hate aliens too.
What impresses me consistently is how the plot moves forward because of the squad's fuck-ups, instead of the fuck-ups being some obstacle that interrupts the plot. Really makes the episodes unpredictable and rewatchable
Fun fact: every episode of space king has been following the character development and adaptation towards themselves. The pilot was the captain being forced to negotiate and stop solving his own problems with overwhelming violence (like geno bombs) B-Positive was Chestnuts story trying to find a place where he belongs and getting respect from his own group... *eventually* Imaginator was Bryce's lowest low, and by that logic the next episode should be about... HATE MONGER
He was kinda fine, it was Bryce's downloads that prompted the AI to ask more questions, before that he was practically digesting all the hate for aliens just fine
I find it funny how Terry's gun implies the star defenders never actually used ballistic weaponry for ten thousand years until Terry imagined the prototype gun.
They forgot about firearms so hard they looped all the way back to manually operated revolvers and need to redevelop semi-autos. I wonder if they’ll go through the crack fueled development process that spawned the Steyr-Roth and C96 again too?
9:36 FYI the cups have been reported to have lead in them. DO NOT DRINK FROM THEM IF YOU HAVE THEM. Edit: It might be, but be cautious until it’s proven
Hatemonger was straight up devious, from the villainous backing into the portal to him realizing he could actually TEACH a being to hate like him was genius writing
The line was "tell HIM about per capita". Though since they're talking to an AI, it should have been "it". jonbaxter I like how everyone knows what you're talking about just by mentioning certain numbers as percentages. Like as soon as someone says 13 percent, everyone knows what it refers to. Likewise for 77 percent.
Got to love how Hatemonger didn't even want to come at first due to being the only one who didn't want green lasers, so if the captain just let Hatemonger stay at their ship then nothing would have went wrong.
Nothing will ruin a Leftist's day quickly then the "Hate Filled" world of Scientific Facts and Statistics. It's ok, Liberals don't even know what "Per Capita" even means.
@talesofapre-sequel5647 not metaphorically but literally because boys turned to grown ass buffed men on outside in mere milisecound so it not surprising they still have childish personality
This episode confirms why Hatemonger is so abusive to Chestnut: Hatemonger hates how much he loves Chestnut. The two are best buddies. And Hatemonger hates it.
wait... If there Globules were shutdown by lack of Stimuli, That means that the fight of the time wizard was soo boring that Hatemonger die of Boredom. :O
Captain is obviously Nathan. Bryce is Pickles. Chestnut is clearly Toki. And not surprisingly Hatemonger is Murderface. Meaning Skwisgaar is their regular DM and for this episode the AI was Facebones, who may or may not have developed an actual malice and hatred towards humanity and is actively terrorizing the earth once the game is even over.
The best implication that people have been missing or at least not commenting on is that the Time Wizard didn’t even fight back against the siege, the attacking legion all died of boredom just like with the Shard.
When captain mentioned his dirty secrets and hatemonger claimed literally having no idea of that, instead of being your classical excuse, i (maybe hatemonger too) assummed capt was just bluffing, because EVERYONE has something to hide right? so cap only throws an empty threat to make him shut up and continue the mission... But turns out apparently he knows a dirty secret, it's just that it's (apparently) bryce's
Fun fact: every episode of space king has been following the character development and adaptation towards themselves. The pilot was the captain being forced to negotiate and stop solving his own problems with overwhelming violence (like geno bombs) B-Positive was Chestnuts story trying to find a place where he belongs and getting respect from his own group... *eventually* Imaginator was Bryce's lowest low, and by that logic the next episode should be about... HATE MONGER
@kestutisvaiciunas8663I bet ep 4 will involve Hatemonger having to work with aliens and finding out there isn’t much difference between him and them, he learns that SOME aliens MIGHT be beneficial and will JUST tolerate the right ones.
@DrCuriensapprentice"Sometimes.... ugh.... sometimes it's better to let things we hate... live... so that they may redeem their irredeemable existence by fighting enemies we have in common. I guess." -Hatemonger [GENO-BOMB DENIED GENO-BOMB DENIED GENO-BOMB DENIED GENO-BOMB DENIEDGENO-BOMB DENIED GENO-BOMB DENIED GENO-BOMB DENIED ] 😮💨 "Very well, if I'm unable to properly teach you all to hate, I have no choice but to learn... tolerance. Praise be to Space King, I thought my hate was pure before, but now that I've learned tolerance, NOW I KNOW WHAT PURE HATRED IS! More than any xeno, more than any traitor, I hate Tolerance most of all!" -Also Hatemonger 😂
No sería una parodia del proyecto kaban? Osea literalmente es la misma línea una ia que aprendió a odiar pero más realista por que le enseñaron a odiar en base al capital.
I love seeing how hatemonger and chestnut are actually forming kinda a bond, and I think it’s because hatemonger is starting to respect chestnut after what he did to the coagulaters
Imagine that the merch advertisment is actually whats happenening and its all just one big board game community of young boys having the time of their lives
"We must respect other cultures for them might hate aliens just as much as we do" "Education is a human right" I love how the racist one is the most human lover of the squad
Racists typically just want a community that looks and acts like them. A loving homogenous community. They don’t go looking to disrupt diversity. They just prefer it to be elsewhere. Makes sense he’s a very human loving person. All races should be allowed to live among themselves in their own designated zones lol
Wait a minute, I just realized something, if Terry has brain damage, doesn’t that just mean his globules just need to be transferred into another host in order for him to be perfectly fine?
@SokotoShitheres also the sword of the wanna be Dark Angel captain that's green while every other energy sword is still pink, so it's also stated that they already got their fair share while obtaining the crystals
I thought the Psycho Warriors were meant to be a Space Marine parody But now that we know they're literally built to die as soon as things get too peaceful that sort makes them a Thunder Warriors parody
Just from a logistics stand-point, it would surely be a lot harder to perform battlefield retrieval of a female psycho warrior than a male. One is a simple snip and suck, the other is at least two significantly more involved surgeries.
You know, I had a thought.. if imaginators can do whatever they want just by thinking creatively.. what’s stopping them from making a device to implant female genes or something..
I still love the concept of because they are actually kids on steroids, they still childish, and the giant skull ai guy, he acts like an uncle of some sorts with Bryson/the captain LOL, its cute.
Just wait till you guys find out about 80s and 90s anime for adults. Big Wars, Gasaraki, Blue Gender, M.D. Ghost, Armored Trooper Votoms, Legend of Galactic Heroes etc.
Math is a very important part of building and maintaining a civilization😊 I'm glad this show has educational value, just like last episode when Hatemonger learned his opinions on foreign cultures were wrong!
@mistery8363 it's referencing people unable to understand basic demographic statistics. If one group of people is disproportionately smaller than another group of people, but commits crime comparable to a larger group of people, some people try to deflect by saying "but larger group of people still commit more crime", completely ignoring the fact that the smaller group is close to a quarter the size of the larger group, and still committing a comparable number. Per capita is a ratio "per person", so you can have 1 in 5 people of a demographic committing crime, while the larger demographic has a rate of 1 in 20 people, but because of the size of the two demographics, the "total number of crimes by demographic" can end up similar I hope this has helped explain
I like how just by hearing percentages and per capita they knew the bots were listening to Hatemonger, and likewise, Chestnut knew it was Bryce when the robot said lava. They may hate each other, but they know each other well.
When space king said kill him, I suddenly realized that when they use the word psycho they are not being metaphorical . They literally suffer from clinical psychopathy and/or paranoid schizophrenia, as in they hallucinate voices in their head that tell them to do terrible things. 😂
@dogdog2098 100%, Terry was a very very smart asset who likely could’ve helped the kingdom in innumerable ways. Maybe even was essential in a future timeline. Space King Tzeentch wanted him gone.
For the love of Space King can we have an episode where the entire premise is "Hatemonger is forced to spend an entire episode in close proximity to this universe's Ork equivalent"
After rewatching it, I find it extremely interesting that boredom or prolonged lack of stimulation is their kryptonite to the point where it can physically kill them. I guess they’re also like Orks where if an Ork doesn’t war, they can get sick and die.
I can already see the twist, Space King never cared about his sons and was going to get rid of them eventually, think about it, when he finally conquers all the galaxy then the psycho warriors would die if there was nothing to fight
In a way, nothing represents the Fanaticism of the 40k universe better than the medicaid unit that chose to lose the map to Space King so he'd rather stomp out heresy.
Space King just hits that perfect spot between cool world building, edgy 14 year old Newgrounds humor and comedy. Just the concept of the monster in this one made it an instant fave.
I love how Hatemonger dies in every episode meanwhile Chestnutt has yet to be injured in a meaningful way. Also, gotta admit I did not expect Bryce to end up being the most unhinged member of the squad
01:30 Dude was smashing that button, knowing full well that he too would be atomized with all the planet. Bro is a real hero; may Space King guard and protect his soul.
@tobigarcia8058 no, we've been over this: You walk the Hate March, and some believe that the Hate March creates the Bood Trail but it's a controversial doctrine.
So let's see, we've had an episode focusing on the Captain, an episode focusing on Chestnut, and now an episode focusing on Bryce. Does this mean that next episode is going to focus on Hatemonger?
I hope so, he’s the best character. I’d buy an official figure of this guy + Hate Mace for my desk. Hell, I’m seriously considering trying to find a 3D printer model to make my own mini. I’d own every Star Defender and even Space King himself too if I can find those
Theres something i love about the Star Defenders in this situation. They act like a group of hardcore boys who basically want to find thier own dad and swore to a cool ass pact to find him, also they act rowdy. I love their characteristics lol
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too late
too late
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Praise be to Space King!
We need a game of Space King !!!!
"Some aliens are single mothers on a genetic level" killed me
Per Capita!
@NorseGraphic "I'm getting to it!"
Isn't that strange?
"Did you know?"😂
Hmmm curious!
Love the fact that the Warden Psycho Warriors had greem swords, aka: they knew how fucking important the crystals were and STILL couldn't resist using them
Am I blind? I can't see their green swords
But didn’t the Coagulators have blue blades? I’m guessing that while blades can be different colors, the lasers will always be pink/magenta.
@Tumbleflop ruclips.net/video/KFgU_Rtta2w/video.html
@tomasgogashvily5350wow, how the fuck did i miss that
those are blue swords
Love that high command is basically a parent to a bunch of small angry children
In essence, that's what every military officer is. Because the only two things that differ soldiers from kids are real guns and bigger peepees.
Yes, He is a chapter master
Marneus calgar be like:
High Command is an stressed mom left to deal with the kids after dad (Space King) went to buy cigars and never came back.
BIG angry children. Major difference. But about the same conclusion.
''Tell him about ''per capita'' '' this is genius
and then the whispers about 13%
I dont get the per capita bit
Jab at crime rates and how black Americans commit more crimes than other ethnicities, when you compare raw numbers
“I feel nothing, but PAIN, and HATE!” “You’ve made him perfect, Hatemonger.” Was a lot darker than I was expecting 😂
He almost become I AM!!!!!
Yeah, they turned him into AM.
@ShadowWolfRising I Have Pain and Hate, And I must KILL
@warhammer8867
True.
I love the implication that the extermination of a girl star defender is more important than finding the secret to space king himself.... *he would be damn proud*
Are you sure?.
They could first go to find the Space King and later kill her 🤔
We can’t bring back Space King while that heresy exists within
What good is a map to Space King if he'd refuse to return? Gotta make sure his creation doesn't have cooties before that!
But...why?
The Space King could help them to kill the heresy
@LunaSuárezNi sounds like heresy to me.
"You made him perfect Hatemonger."
That killed me
Hatemonger doing 8 hours of crime statistics then accidentally revealing his porn stash is the most accurate thing.
I was in tears bro 😂😂😂
@THETWUAN-r3u I paused it so I could finish laughing and not lose my place.
Just glad I wasn't in public... having to explain that to a stranger would be hard.
Too perfect lol
666 likes nice
i like how this episode was the peak of that one comment "they are childish because they are literal kids"
At this rate Space King 7 will be 2 hours long
PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING
After a year, I half expected this one to be that long
and only take 5 days to make
Buy some merch. :P
PRAISE BE TO YOU!!!
Space king: the movie i would pay to see in theaters
Bruh, the foreshadowing of the squad's information on the green crystals coming from a book on "Exotic *Force Fields"* is genius.
Foreshadowing that no doubt left many like myself slapping their foreheads 😂
Or was I the only one?
@josemanueladones4885 I just did the same thing reading this comment lol
I guess he's merasmus' clone
Don't get it. Please allow Space King's wisdom to wash over me.
@curlusEarlier, the Time Wizard managed to protect himself for a long time due to using the book of Exotic Force Fields, the contents of which being the same force fields used in the Cube Vault
Dude the rock was low key genius because erosion over teen thousand years made it small so throwing the rock turned it back into a boulder from ages ago
Holy shit your'e right
Holy shit you're a genius for understanding how that really worked, fucking awesome.
Damn dude...flex...Terry level flex 💪.... Hmm ... Oh .. that makes us Bryce 😞
Sum Einstein type thinking fr
That never occurred to me..
I feel like the AI in this one was a reference to "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream".
Harlan Ellison would be proud of this episode
Hatemonger pulling the batteries out of his hate mace when he knew it was about to make the situation worse shows he's more situational aware than i thought.
Funny enough Chestnut was the only one that didn't fuck up this time. Unlike specially hatemonger.
@pjboom That's true... Well, in his episode he did fuck up a lot, but other wise the other 3 goobbers there, in this one and first, he didn't and was the more clear one.
They all toddlers, yeah, but Chestnut it's like that shy kid that... How to put it... Prefer to be on safe and ask first at least.
@kassiD1HKChestnut seems only to screwup when pressured or subjected to external influence. Like someone else said, his lack of self-esteem is the only thing holding him back.
The Hatemace accepting him is arguably enough to earn Hatemonger's respect so that says something.
It goes to show that everything he does is always 100% fully intended. It's the results of what he does that are less predictable to him.
@joshuakim5240 It is like: You put so much effort in a lego set, but you didn't spect an earthqueake would happen in the same moment you finish it.
I enjoy the fact that the moment the drones start talking about statistics, Captain's first response is "Oh fuck, they got Hatemonger."
statistics... truly the ultimate sign of racism
@lionheart6176misused statistics are the ultimate sign of racism.
What's the timestamp for it?
@lionheart6176 Hatemonger freely admitted that there's peaceful aliens and hates them anyways.
He's tolerate to other human cultures.
His character is that he's a hateful dick that uses his religion and statistics as excuses to hate them.
But he's also fine with other humans; black and asain people, so long as they hate aliens too.
@connormclernon26 *properly used statistics.
What impresses me consistently is how the plot moves forward because of the squad's fuck-ups, instead of the fuck-ups being some obstacle that interrupts the plot. Really makes the episodes unpredictable and rewatchable
very underrated comment
No plan survives contact with the enemy.
Or with the troops who are tasked with implementing it.
Because of that fact, the squad are granted agency in the story instead of simply reacting to things.
Also that the fuck ups develop their characters. I have a feeling that the AI being set free is set up for hatemonger's arc in the next episode.
It’s because they actually have agency in their plot.
Fun fact: every episode of space king has been following the character development and adaptation towards themselves.
The pilot was the captain being forced to negotiate and stop solving his own problems with overwhelming violence (like geno bombs)
B-Positive was Chestnuts story trying to find a place where he belongs and getting respect from his own group... *eventually*
Imaginator was Bryce's lowest low, and by that logic the next episode should be about...
HATE MONGER
Well, it was a good try. The episode was fun tho
Ehhhh no, but that was a good try. Who knows, he might be next.
Joke's on you; it was about a character who will never appear again.
Terry was actually really chill. I thought he was gonna pull a betrayal but no, guy was just solid.
Hopefully when he dies and gets re-globuled he'll come back without brain damage again
The best boy got his IQ dropped to 30 or 40.
Yeah.. Bryce ruined the whole episode
@tommydavidson4608Now I see the light of Hatred thanks to his stupidity! 🤩
@tommydavidson4608yeah
respect for the hero that pushed the panic button
The unsung hero of the plot
Snitch button.
He was spamming that button as hard as MK13 ranged spammers button mash
Snitches before bitches.
correction, SNITCH button xD
I just realized that Chestnut is literally the oldest member of the Squad because he's the only guy who hasn't died and be reborn.
He died in literal beginning of the episode (whoops im mistaken the boys)
They revive him in the second episode and in the first episode everyone except chestnut dies. Pay attention brother
Damn you right we haven't seen him die yet
@NNNNNNNNNAE Chestnut didn’t die, brother. I think you are mistaking him with Bryce
Ngl I think chestnut have plot armor and other medics too
Intelligent characters are like a breath of fresh air in shows like this.
It’s crazy that hatemonger has single handedly ended the universe because he “wanted a turn on the computer “ is the funniest thing.
what?
@rutuu7236 Lol ya I get it it's a reference to internet culture aka the hateful little trolls on the internet.
He was kinda fine, it was Bryce's downloads that prompted the AI to ask more questions, before that he was practically digesting all the hate for aliens just fine
Ok?
"It's MY turn on the computer" is my favourite line so far.
I find it funny how Terry's gun implies the star defenders never actually used ballistic weaponry for ten thousand years until Terry imagined the prototype gun.
They forgot about firearms so hard they looped all the way back to manually operated revolvers and need to redevelop semi-autos.
I wonder if they’ll go through the crack fueled development process that spawned the Steyr-Roth and C96 again too?
If anything it became obsolete with readily available laser tech. He just “kept it simple” and went back to basics
9:24 FUCK OFF MINDY😂 😂😂
Classic stick and stone will break your bone
@topbadgunsticks and stones will break alien bones and hate monger knows names that hurt will you 😂😂
Get Terry a new body with an Undamaged brain.
We need more of him.
His holy globules are damaged 😢
@Burnout_ffuel No, that was the Dark Angel / Hooded Star Defender, Terry’s globules would still be intact even with the dented codpiece.
Bryce also destroyed his eggplant. Terry can no longer be restored.
@Burnout_ffuel no they aren't
No. Get Terry a new body with an even _more_ damaged brain.
9:36 FYI the cups have been reported to have lead in them. DO NOT DRINK FROM THEM IF YOU HAVE THEM. Edit: It might be, but be cautious until it’s proven
Second time I forgot Space King is supposed to be a parody series.
They started something big
PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING
I think it's better than 40K to be honest
Parody of what? It has literally zero resemblance to anything else
@thisisMYname223true man
@thisisMYname223warhammer 40k
Hatemonger was straight up devious, from the villainous backing into the portal to him realizing he could actually TEACH a being to hate like him was genius writing
He is not gay also
And Hate Mace, "You made Him *perfect"*
“Tell her about per capita!”
Hatemace is my favorite character.
took the batteries right out of his mouth
Despite being only 13% of Xeno species...
Literally me.
The line was "tell HIM about per capita". Though since they're talking to an AI, it should have been "it". jonbaxter I like how everyone knows what you're talking about just by mentioning certain numbers as percentages. Like as soon as someone says 13 percent, everyone knows what it refers to. Likewise for 77 percent.
@medexamtoolscom i dont, can you tell me the exact reference? Im assuming either jail ratio or conviction/arrest or something?
20:01 SOOOOO, basicly Hatemonger just cratead AM
They create more problem for all humanity in this one day, than all psycho warriors and alien all together, ever.
Captain starts hearing statistics spewed by the AI
"Oh fuck, they got Hatemonger"
cracked my up hard 🤣
Reminds me of 9gag community spouting statistics. Also proud boys, full of pain and hate.
You mean Factmonger?
@JohnMatayas booooooooooo
Got to love how Hatemonger didn't even want to come at first due to being the only one who didn't want green lasers, so if the captain just let Hatemonger stay at their ship then nothing would have went wrong.
Nothing will ruin a Leftist's day quickly then the "Hate Filled" world of Scientific Facts and Statistics. It's ok, Liberals don't even know what "Per Capita" even means.
I think that was the best line in this whole series so far.
"We talked to terry's high command and he said it was okay"
But Hiiiiigh Commmmmaaaaaaannnnddddd
I absolutely love the fact that they are literally man-children and High Command acts like their mom.
@talesofapre-sequel5647 not metaphorically but literally because boys turned to grown ass buffed men on outside in mere milisecound so it not surprising they still have childish personality
"Fuck off Mindy" was at least 10 times better.
@talesofapre-sequel5647technically they are children, just hitting puberty 10x as fast
This episode confirms why Hatemonger is so abusive to Chestnut: Hatemonger hates how much he loves Chestnut. The two are best buddies. And Hatemonger hates it.
How? Like where did hatemonger be best buddy’s with chestnut?
@RandomtemplarbattlebrotherThe whole episode. It's in the way Hatemonger hates Chestnut.
It's a hateful type of love.
@loumcboythe only kind of love Hatemonger has.
So Hatemonger is gay?
Aged like fine wine
Swaping the races for the hand signs during the ad is criminal
That shit was hilarious
I think it made it funnier
It will be the funniest shit if they got a real blood who's a fan of the show
its criminally funny
@d-f-s1684omg I was saying this yesterday that would kill lol
wait... If there Globules were shutdown by lack of Stimuli, That means that the fight of the time wizard was soo boring that Hatemonger die of Boredom. :O
100 i liked it:)
15:50 no it's the time wizard all over again you f**ked us bryce 😂😂
Most Probably yes
Also The 2 bot ahh replies here 🥀
@freedeoxidesorry I couldn't see my comment RUclips can be a jerk
"We died... out of boredom"
"NOOOO IT'S THE TIME WIZARD ALL OVER AGAIN"
So yeah!
"Throw a rock at it terry"
Proceeds to throw a melted rock.
That first 2 minutes never gets old lol
Now relevant
@rafaelavina4104 more* relevant.
My headcanon is that this whole show is just Dethklok's Warhammer 40K campaign.
Nathan Explosion got beefier, somehow. 😂😂
Lmaooo
Brutal.
Blacker than the blackest black times infinity
Captain is obviously Nathan.
Bryce is Pickles.
Chestnut is clearly Toki.
And not surprisingly Hatemonger is Murderface.
Meaning Skwisgaar is their regular DM and for this episode the AI was Facebones, who may or may not have developed an actual malice and hatred towards humanity and is actively terrorizing the earth once the game is even over.
9:53 The gang sign was So Legit bro s hands changed the race 😂
Lol
Shit made me spit my coffee out lmao
that completely took my by surprise LMFAO
I literally didn't even notice the first time lmao
made me actually cackle bro 😂
That snitch deserved a award for his loyalty🫡🫡
His reward was preventing it from happening.
It was also his sacrifice.
🫡🫡🍻
@girlbuu9403 All Hail Space King
@girlbuu9403his reward was loyalty to Space King and the rights to enter his manly pearly gate.
Yes and that was to be sent to the afterlife so he also wasn't a risk of spreading the knowledge of how to make female psycho warriors.
MOOORREE I NEEEEED MOOOREE SPACE KING!!!
The best implication that people have been missing or at least not commenting on is that the Time Wizard didn’t even fight back against the siege, the attacking legion all died of boredom just like with the Shard.
nopejhonson958 as you should with anyone named bryce.
nopejhonson958 I don't know. Hatemonger's reaction is more of: "How did this get here?!", than "Where did this come from?"
@Memelord1117 if psychoboobies were a part of space kings truth than they'd each have a set wouldnt they
nopejhonson958 wait so that does mean hate mongers gay
When captain mentioned his dirty secrets and hatemonger claimed literally having no idea of that, instead of being your classical excuse, i (maybe hatemonger too) assummed capt was just bluffing, because EVERYONE has something to hide right? so cap only throws an empty threat to make him shut up and continue the mission... But turns out apparently he knows a dirty secret, it's just that it's (apparently) bryce's
Sometimes I forget the star defenders are literally psychotic immortal little boys, then 100 of them die of boredom
Psychowarrior*
It happened to me once. Military service is 98% hurry up and wait.
The martyr who reported the heretic will be honored forever
That chapter serf knew that pressing the snitch button was certain death no matter how things went and he did so anyway.
Ok?
Fun fact: every episode of space king has been following the character development and adaptation towards themselves.
The pilot was the captain being forced to negotiate and stop solving his own problems with overwhelming violence (like geno bombs)
B-Positive was Chestnuts story trying to find a place where he belongs and getting respect from his own group... *eventually*
Imaginator was Bryce's lowest low, and by that logic the next episode should be about...
HATE MONGER
@kestutisvaiciunas8663I bet ep 4 will involve Hatemonger having to work with aliens and finding out there isn’t much difference between him and them, he learns that SOME aliens MIGHT be beneficial and will JUST tolerate the right ones.
@DrCuriensapprentice"Sometimes.... ugh.... sometimes it's better to let things we hate... live... so that they may redeem their irredeemable existence by fighting enemies we have in common. I guess."
-Hatemonger
[GENO-BOMB DENIED GENO-BOMB DENIED GENO-BOMB DENIED GENO-BOMB DENIEDGENO-BOMB DENIED GENO-BOMB DENIED GENO-BOMB DENIED ]
😮💨
"Very well, if I'm unable to properly teach you all to hate, I have no choice but to learn... tolerance. Praise be to Space King, I thought my hate was pure before, but now that I've learned tolerance, NOW I KNOW WHAT PURE HATRED IS! More than any xeno, more than any traitor, I hate Tolerance most of all!"
-Also Hatemonger
😂
Ah yes. The psycowarrior version of fabius bile. Fabulous balls
The fact the Hatemonger actually might not know what the Captain is referencing considering Bryce uses his equipment is pretty fun.
It was confirmed that this is what the "sins" were
I love how even a parody version of the Necrons is still terrifying
Wouldn’t they be Men of Iron, not Necrons?
Well, parody of "men of iron". But it does have some necron coded flayed one and kick ass green to it.
Pretty sure they're a parody of the men of iron
@Mrsalt7500 Its mixing both, Flayers and Necron eyes with a Men of Iron origin.
No sería una parodia del proyecto kaban? Osea literalmente es la misma línea una ia que aprendió a odiar pero más realista por que le enseñaron a odiar en base al capital.
I love seeing how hatemonger and chestnut are actually forming kinda a bond, and I think it’s because hatemonger is starting to respect chestnut after what he did to the coagulaters
Their dynamic is just chefs kiss!
And Chestnut being approved by the hate-mace
Bondage is for girls!
@maxthepaladin2147 Self-loathing is a POWERFUL hate.
@maxthepaladin2147 "Oohhhh. SELF HATE. I didn't know I was into that." 😂
Imagine that the merch advertisment is actually whats happenening and its all just one big board game community of young boys having the time of their lives
"We must respect other cultures for them might hate aliens just as much as we do"
"Education is a human right"
I love how the racist one is the most human lover of the squad
Xenophobic Human Supremacist is a great Sci-fi Trope.
@Undergamer12 my favourite trope with the best characters
Racists typically just want a community that looks and acts like them. A loving homogenous community. They don’t go looking to disrupt diversity. They just prefer it to be elsewhere. Makes sense he’s a very human loving person. All races should be allowed to live among themselves in their own designated zones lol
@Undergamer12my favorite trope 😅
My man true citizen of planet heaven
My holy Globules are READY!
*Praise be to you*
i knew id find you here
Mine are jiggling in excitement
Well Hello there! Fancy seein you here
For the Space King!
Wait a minute, I just realized something, if Terry has brain damage, doesn’t that just mean his globules just need to be transferred into another host in order for him to be perfectly fine?
Probably, though a question of how his memories of being brain damaged transfer over would need asking and answering...
Terry return confirmed lets gooooo
Looks like Bryce smashed in his groin too, so probably no globules.
Brooooooother❤❤❤❤❤❤
22:40 look at his codplate
SPACE KING 4 BOIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS SATURDAY!!!!!!!
PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!
The absolute best. Love you guys 🤘
Thanks lad. Love you too man ♥️
Now we need Rock of Love Season 2
The legends reunite
Collab please as the god of rot
PRAISE.BE!
Oh crap it all makes sense, Brynce learned about the crystal in an "exotic force-fields" book, of course the crystals were used to power a force field
I'm upset somehow that this was the point and that I hadnt even realized, but glad they think ahead like that aswell
@SokotoShitheres also the sword of the wanna be Dark Angel captain that's green while every other energy sword is still pink, so it's also stated that they already got their fair share while obtaining the crystals
It does work for green lasers though.
@netoak7 If they dont keep the green lasers going forward I will be pretty sad, I did notice the sword though that was good foreshadowing
I thought the Psycho Warriors were meant to be a Space Marine parody
But now that we know they're literally built to die as soon as things get too peaceful that sort makes them a Thunder Warriors parody
That's actually an awesome comparison. They fit the mold of Thunder Warriors or even Orks, too. Their whole purpose is to kill and cause mayhem.
True, also “the power of psychosis”
Hence why they're called Psycho Warriors and not Psycho Marines.
I dedicate this post to brother snitch may his honor live on
At the beginning I was like “what’s more important than a map to space king?”
Than I was like, female psycho warrior? Valid crashout.
If they look like the Sister of Battle, the answer is Yes (Unfortunately they aren't)
Just from a logistics stand-point, it would surely be a lot harder to perform battlefield retrieval of a female psycho warrior than a male. One is a simple snip and suck, the other is at least two significantly more involved surgeries.
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178careful all that logic and reason sounds sexist
@hafizihilmibinabdulhalim1004 if they were hot like the sisters of battle then they’d get the pass
You know, I had a thought.. if imaginators can do whatever they want just by thinking creatively.. what’s stopping them from making a device to implant female genes or something..
I still love the concept of because they are actually kids on steroids, they still childish, and the giant skull ai guy, he acts like an uncle of some sorts with Bryson/the captain LOL, its cute.
The whole episode reminded me of when I was a kid and tried to convince my mom to let me do something
It's tragic. And funny...
It wasn't until this episode that it finally clicked that these really are just 10 year old boys on roid rage.
@justanaverageguy912I wonder if it affects the behavior of the children.
@grimgrahamch.4157I just realized thats during hatemongers.... thing
“That episode… COST A LOT OF FUCKING MONEY!!!”
You guys are the best.
9:36 those kids are going to get lead poisoning from that cup
Ya know...it's pretty surreal being the target audience of a cartoon for once.
That why it's important we support this show. It's truly one of a kind.
I know, I can't remember the last time i saw something that was made for a male demographic.😢
Agreed. We gotta ensure this stays up
Yeah feels kinda weird but nice
Just wait till you guys find out about 80s and 90s anime for adults. Big Wars, Gasaraki, Blue Gender, M.D. Ghost, Armored Trooper Votoms, Legend of Galactic Heroes etc.
I’m so glad Hatemonger is teaching the importance of per capita and pattern recognition
Math is a very important part of building and maintaining a civilization😊
I'm glad this show has educational value, just like last episode when Hatemonger learned his opinions on foreign cultures were wrong!
I hate it, it’s alien.
I don't get the per capita thing
@mistery8363 Just search "despite being 13% of the population" on google
@mistery8363 it's referencing people unable to understand basic demographic statistics.
If one group of people is disproportionately smaller than another group of people, but commits crime comparable to a larger group of people, some people try to deflect by saying "but larger group of people still commit more crime", completely ignoring the fact that the smaller group is close to a quarter the size of the larger group, and still committing a comparable number.
Per capita is a ratio "per person", so you can have 1 in 5 people of a demographic committing crime, while the larger demographic has a rate of 1 in 20 people, but because of the size of the two demographics, the "total number of crimes by demographic" can end up similar
I hope this has helped explain
I like how just by hearing percentages and per capita they knew the bots were listening to Hatemonger, and likewise, Chestnut knew it was Bryce when the robot said lava.
They may hate each other, but they know each other well.
Did anyone else notice the white kid turning black when he threw up blood 9:49 😂
When space king said kill him, I suddenly realized that when they use the word psycho they are not being metaphorical . They literally suffer from clinical psychopathy and/or paranoid schizophrenia, as in they hallucinate voices in their head that tell them to do terrible things. 😂
2:09 they are literally armored in psychosis
I wonder if the space king voice is space king tzeentch
Foremost they are psycho warriors because their psyche is their substance, the bodies of boys they mutate and temporarily possess are not themselves.
@dogdog2098 100%, Terry was a very very smart asset who likely could’ve helped the kingdom in innumerable ways. Maybe even was essential in a future timeline. Space King Tzeentch wanted him gone.
Who coulda thought uploading your consciousness onto newer and newer boys' brains (or balls?) after dying has adverse effects
The destruction of Lord Farquad was of utmost importance...
Best Comment By far
Space king blesses you
Oh Farquad? I saw he-man :)
You mean Greta Thunberg?
“Tell him about per capita!”
That sent me
I'm getting to that
You can't spell malice without mace -Hatemonger, probably
With the letters
I like the fact that Terry even with smashed head is capable of making a escape plan. I mean, it didn't work, but he found control cube.
Terry with severe brain damage was still more competent than Bryce. That's just sad
Terry was actually completing the cube, but the part of his brain that controls fine motricity was smushed
For the love of Space King can we have an episode where the entire premise is "Hatemonger is forced to spend an entire episode in close proximity to this universe's Ork equivalent"
Hatemonger has Ork fatigue.
The ork equivalent might have been those sheep things from the t-shirt ad.
After rewatching it, I find it extremely interesting that boredom or prolonged lack of stimulation is their kryptonite to the point where it can physically kill them. I guess they’re also like Orks where if an Ork doesn’t war, they can get sick and die.
That's because they are psycho-warriors, as in psychopatic killers. Hatemonger is truly a superb case in point.
But the globules remain dormant, waiting to be revived like war fuelled tardigrades
hmmm so dopamain and coritsal hormones become the life blood
I can already see the twist, Space King never cared about his sons and was going to get rid of them eventually, think about it, when he finally conquers all the galaxy then the psycho warriors would die if there was nothing to fight
I mean duh, they’re literally kids with bigger balls, all that testosterone and nothing to do with it would kill me too
Love how being against girls is more important than even finding their king, which is their mission 🤣
5:38 I just realized, brice finds out about the green crystals from a force field book , hinting that the green crystals are actually for force fields
Oh that’s a Cool Detail
Even a shield can be used as a weapon if you try hard enough! That's the power of hate! ❤😂
Fuk damnit bryce lol
In a way, nothing represents the Fanaticism of the 40k universe better than the medicaid unit that chose to lose the map to Space King so he'd rather stomp out heresy.
Space King just hits that perfect spot between cool world building, edgy 14 year old Newgrounds humor and comedy. Just the concept of the monster in this one made it an instant fave.
1:38 POV: a little girl walks up to you and says "do you want to play my little pony."
Congratulations Hatemonger, you created an A.M.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Hate
As it was always destined to be.
What is that
@Littlestpybromain The evil computer from the Harlan Ellison short story "I have no mouth and I must scream"
24:08 god damn it Bryce
Same
Shame on you bryce
That's exactly what I was gonna say.
This whole episode is FUCK Bryce.
He literally doomed them all to extinction
I love how Hatemonger dies in every episode meanwhile Chestnutt has yet to be injured in a meaningful way.
Also, gotta admit I did not expect Bryce to end up being the most unhinged member of the squad
He's the medic, can't let them die.
Yeah I am sensing Bryce pulling the Iron Warrior 's skit for later episodes.
@zeroakira584 bryce is a IH with all the advance shenanigans, Terry was the IW with his practicallity
He's Space King's special little boy.
@zeroakira584which skit was this one again?
"You made him perfect hate monger."
“Some aliens are single mothers at a genetic level.” Never in a million years
Just ordered my No Girls Allowed Relic Box! Can’t wait to tell my newest child that they were the result of a broken Space King Chastity Seal
the cup and the lighter alone is worth it! the money i would have wasted on beer goes to SPACE KING!
When i heard that 13% and 50% at 18:46 i was dying of laughter
I knew it was coming as soon as hatemonger started teaching the robot 😂😭
@fatelessfire the saddest thing is the statistic isn't even 13/50 any more...its gotten higher....
@Sidewinder1996 it's 7% of us population.
And it's not racist to say so. It's a cultural problem not a skin problem.
Edit: I mathed wrong
What does it mean?
@abd_kash47 black males 14-40 (6% of US population) are responsible for 50% of all US homicides
I NEED A SPACE KING GAME
01:30 Dude was smashing that button, knowing full well that he too would be atomized with all the planet.
Bro is a real hero; may Space King guard and protect his soul.
Too bad his globules got disintegrated. He deserves to come back. His sacrifice was too noble to have his story end in death.
5:27 the K.I.S.S. method... rocks!
Many layers of punny.
I'm not sorry...
incel fandom
No man he walking the blood trail 🩸😆🩸
@tobigarcia8058 no, we've been over this: You walk the Hate March, and some believe that the Hate March creates the Bood Trail but it's a controversial doctrine.
The black stunt double 9:51 🤣🤣
Bro turned transracial
These dudes make ads funny. Not a easy task 😂
I hope they hired an actual blood gang member too act that part. Be really funny
I need that stunt double! Extending the middle finger like that with the rest of the pose is impossible for me.
@Colonel_RamRod Best in the biz.
1:45 “Purge the heretic”
Such heresy will not be tolerated
Kill the mutant!
Space king would be proud
PURGE!
We prayed for space king...
Me : Batching the “Snitch Button” Rigorously.
So let's see, we've had an episode focusing on the Captain, an episode focusing on Chestnut, and now an episode focusing on Bryce. Does this mean that next episode is going to focus on Hatemonger?
I hope so, he’s the best character. I’d buy an official figure of this guy + Hate Mace for my desk. Hell, I’m seriously considering trying to find a 3D printer model to make my own mini. I’d own every Star Defender and even Space King himself too if I can find those
And finally we will know why he is gay
@ceropuntocincohe’s not gay, he just hates aliens
@Fat_Torosaurus I know a guy XD. tbh though, this probably wouldn't be too hard to whip up.
What is this per capita he speaks of? Am I permitted to learn of such things, or is it forbidden knowledge?
Yesterday I watched Space King episode 3.
Today I am watching Space King episode 3, again.
AGAIIIN
WHAT ABOUT TOMORROW!?!?
@seandevine3613 Yes.
PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!!!!!
PRAISE BE!
Now this, this is fucking Television. Art. The fucking Mona Lisa of Entertainment.
9:49 The first time I watched this I didn’t notice the race-swapping hands 😂
I like how captain acts like a kid getting his friend to come hangout in 7:01
I mean they kinda are kids.
"Our lasers didn't exist 10 thousand years ago"
(my thought: but rocks did)
Terry throws a rock.
(Me: YEAHHHHH! I'M SMART ISH!)
Same here, but my dumbass over imagined it with dropping a mountain.
yo pense en la polvora, me acerque un poco
I thought of a catapult
So the AI is also relatively young
@nayhem its a different force field so probably just works different
I like how High Command is basically their Mom or Dad 😂
Space King is the absent father, High Command is their mom. 😄
Is space king like a stand in for an absentee father?
Captain's name id "Captain" he's 9,2 815lbs without armor, jeeeeeez
6:46 😂 I AM YOUR CAPTAAAAAAAN!
Oh captain my captain...!!!
>:c
Damn he just point to head like force him to follow what they want
6:45
My car has made me do that at least once 🤬
Theres something i love about the Star Defenders in this situation.
They act like a group of hardcore boys who basically want to find thier own dad and swore to a cool ass pact to find him, also they act rowdy.
I love their characteristics lol
7:01 I laughed when I realized the captain looked like a child asking his mother to go somewhere with a friend
The entire episode had a bunch of these references 😂
Everyone else is hiding behind the door too
@christhe2dprotogen511true I didn't see it lol
Boys will be boys
@EthanBalkfield And the "muuuuum, can you come pick us up?"