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  • @seankelley9347
    @seankelley9347 3 месяца назад +7079

    "¿Quieres?"
    "No balls for you."

    • @Cmpunk_Fanatic
      @Cmpunk_Fanatic 3 месяца назад +233

      😢 ay carumba

    • @pachasnft9954
      @pachasnft9954 3 месяца назад +30

      💀💀💀

    • @Ray-ko1po
      @Ray-ko1po 2 месяца назад +43

      Me caigo de la risa 😂

    • @sac7404
      @sac7404 2 месяца назад +47

      If Kronii asks me '¿quieres?' the only answer is YES

    • @raymondcasso7966
      @raymondcasso7966 2 месяца назад +6

      Yes I want u koroniii!

  • @sp_elreviews
    @sp_elreviews 3 месяца назад +4536

    And that's how I lose "mis bolas" gentlemen's

    • @kaokola
      @kaokola 3 месяца назад +198

      Oh my god! Bolitas tristes...

    • @harmless-kun
      @harmless-kun 3 месяца назад +78

      ​@@kaokolanoooooo!!! Mi bolaaaaaa...

    • @FaundDizhAidi
      @FaundDizhAidi 3 месяца назад +21

      Lmao broo😂😂

    • @UltraPerfectHatred
      @UltraPerfectHatred 3 месяца назад +8

      "Gentlemen" is already plural. You need to remove 's

    • @nickyheart
      @nickyheart 3 месяца назад +22

      ​@@UltraPerfectHatred stop it gentlemens is sillier

  • @xcosama
    @xcosama 3 месяца назад +3616

    Kronii always makes so much sense in the worst ways.

    • @kizikucalegon8673
      @kizikucalegon8673 3 месяца назад +224

      That's the Eldritch Logic that broke poor Vesper.

    • @OhWaker
      @OhWaker 3 месяца назад +145

      Kronii understands the horror that is Mumei and can explain similar cursed things

    • @quotedotes
      @quotedotes 2 месяца назад +30

      Kronii lives a life high above us mere clocks

    • @extremelyclueless2020
      @extremelyclueless2020 2 месяца назад +3

      Op do you know the name of the artist for your profile picture?

    • @extremelyclueless2020
      @extremelyclueless2020 2 месяца назад +2

      @@OhWakerwho’s that in your profile picture?

  • @Keravonos
    @Keravonos 3 месяца назад +2077

    Noted, dont pee on narrisa's floor

    • @max-zv7sf
      @max-zv7sf 3 месяца назад +54

      She might take exception to that.

    • @kuratse205
      @kuratse205 3 месяца назад

      Yeah pee somewhere decent. Like her mouth.

    • @Duckking92
      @Duckking92 3 месяца назад +42

      I'm gonna be honest I feel like I knew that already

    • @jamsdiscourse9512
      @jamsdiscourse9512 2 месяца назад +19

      DAMN IT

    • @ocic_otnemirepxE
      @ocic_otnemirepxE 2 месяца назад

      I wont obey

  • @nozuchan
    @nozuchan 2 месяца назад +685

    Little man : "Que?"

    • @inquebravel1570
      @inquebravel1570 Месяц назад +20

      "Eu não te entendo, Nerissa 😥" - Little Man, probably.

    • @bru_ZzZ
      @bru_ZzZ Месяц назад +2

      "so"
      - probably not Nerissa

    • @donkaa_
      @donkaa_ 17 дней назад

      ​@@inquebravel1570 thats not spanish

  • @redfiveish
    @redfiveish 3 месяца назад +1236

    Quieres? *loses ball privileges*

  • @knightmare6331
    @knightmare6331 3 месяца назад +1218

    You can't fault Kronii for that Analogy when the cat is named little "man"

  • @poyerter
    @poyerter 3 месяца назад +453

    your ball privileges are revoked

    • @reeeeffoT
      @reeeeffoT 2 месяца назад +10

      wait wha-

  • @Kanitoxx
    @Kanitoxx 3 месяца назад +464

    POR FAVOR SEÑORITA KRONII NO ME QUITE MIS JOYAS DE LA FAMILIA!!

    • @ElEscolta
      @ElEscolta 3 месяца назад +63

      Kronii: Quieres... QUE TE LAS QUITE!?

    • @wackaboobooplays
      @wackaboobooplays 2 месяца назад +16

      *claps* good references you too, perfect performance 10/10 lol

  • @Moridorable
    @Moridorable 3 месяца назад +966

    Trying to get ball empathy from women is an uphill battle.

    • @metal-gods
      @metal-gods 3 месяца назад +155

      It sounds like a massive ballache.

    • @JRBDWD
      @JRBDWD 3 месяца назад

      Women are almost uncapable of empathy...unless they are talking about other women

    • @Empyrean_Enigma
      @Empyrean_Enigma 3 месяца назад +87

      Yup, so don't show empathy for their little period cramps & leaky bladders.

    • @JRBDWD
      @JRBDWD 3 месяца назад

      They are women. Empathy is not their thing.

    • @user-rs4rp4nr7f
      @user-rs4rp4nr7f 3 месяца назад +2

      The irony of a man enjoying vtuber content made by women and saying callous sh*t like this isn't lost on anyone. Op was making a joke, YOU on the other hand are being an incel​@@Empyrean_Enigma

  • @codym5352
    @codym5352 3 месяца назад +205

    The unfortunate part of that is since he already started spraying getting him clipped might not stop him from continuing to spray. Found that out the hard way with an old family cat

    • @Voltlighter
      @Voltlighter 2 месяца назад +37

      You have to remove ever last vestige of cat piss, probably tear up carpets if that's where he was doing it. They like to go back to where they've done it previously

    • @musketeer2727
      @musketeer2727 29 дней назад +1

      B-but pee is stored in the balls!
      /jk

  • @Kristopher103
    @Kristopher103 2 месяца назад +46

    "Little man if you pee on the floor one more time you're loosing your ball's" the countless times ive heard that and guess what i still have.

    • @jammaschan
      @jammaschan 2 месяца назад +8

      Not your balls unfortunately, but you can still pee on the floor

  • @MrJohnA17
    @MrJohnA17 3 месяца назад +603

    La conversación mas normal de Holo EN:

  • @SantiSinSinapsis
    @SantiSinSinapsis 3 месяца назад +132

    Nota para los hispanos: si un anglosajón te dice "¿quieres?"; corre por tus bolas

  • @kazauta
    @kazauta 2 месяца назад +100

    You know its messed up when Kronii is the reasonable one

  • @cinarnunez3067
    @cinarnunez3067 3 месяца назад +135

    Kronii: vamos a remover tus bolas
    Yo: 😢

  • @OfficerCharon
    @OfficerCharon 3 месяца назад +96

    "I cast 'NO BALLS!'"

    • @sarcasm-83
      @sarcasm-83 Месяц назад +4

      * _Sad testicle noises_ *

  • @mastrtonberry2
    @mastrtonberry2 3 месяца назад +82

    You de-ball them cause that's where the pee is stored.

  • @tako_ro
    @tako_ro 3 месяца назад +233

    ?quieres?

  • @NightmareZV
    @NightmareZV 3 месяца назад +77

    Based on Kronii's idea:
    Spanish cat: "¿Quieres?"
    Also spanish cat: "AHHH MIS BOLAS"

  • @Crocoeyes
    @Crocoeyes 3 месяца назад +67

    "Ouch", legs crossed quickly.

  • @chainsaw7638
    @chainsaw7638 3 месяца назад +135

    Very true Kronii

  • @teleportedgourd9347
    @teleportedgourd9347 3 месяца назад +13

    Cat: "I'm gonna piss everywhere."
    Nerissa: "Do it, no balls."

  • @Akai-Ishi
    @Akai-Ishi 3 месяца назад +56

    Should have given Okayu a call

  • @ShiranuiLoki
    @ShiranuiLoki 3 месяца назад +35

    Pee to show dominance.
    * Lose Balls *
    Quieres?

  • @micah5050
    @micah5050 2 месяца назад +6

    At this point pressure washer simulator should be a official podcast for kronii

  • @Rururararururi
    @Rururararururi 3 месяца назад +37

    nerissa voice so crisp

  • @LuisReyes-ro7ti
    @LuisReyes-ro7ti Месяц назад +3

    Kronii can do anything to me after that "quieres?"

  • @Mekaizer
    @Mekaizer 2 месяца назад +13

    When she said ¿Quieres? I imagined some one give you mary

  • @emchie0184
    @emchie0184 2 месяца назад +5

    "I've meowed at him many times"
    Little man:what?? 🤣

  • @Dang3rMouSe
    @Dang3rMouSe 2 месяца назад +12

    Bob Barker would be proud.

  • @flightmore
    @flightmore 3 месяца назад +7

    This stream… 30 minutes of them talking about deballing people. Felt like a fever dream

  • @Killsorow
    @Killsorow 2 месяца назад +7

    poor lil man D:

  • @kommissarleber8527
    @kommissarleber8527 3 месяца назад +18

    and then...penitente

  • @user-ih8np2fm1z
    @user-ih8np2fm1z 2 месяца назад +17

    So pee is stored in the balls?

  • @apple_pines
    @apple_pines 3 месяца назад +36

    I hate it when Kronii makes these analogies because she is on point 😂

  • @maskedd8959
    @maskedd8959 2 месяца назад +1

    Just listening it eye close giving me nightmares 😅

  • @RayRMT
    @RayRMT 3 месяца назад +6

    No mas bolas, solo dolor

  • @D_YellowMadness
    @D_YellowMadness 3 месяца назад +3

    Reminds me of the part in Stroker & Hoop when the mechanic is leading two mobsters to Stroker & Hoop without realizing they're mobsters & once they're almost there, they start speaking Spanish about how they won't need him anymore soon & laughing about how they're gonna chop his balls off & kill him.
    And then he says in Spanish "I wish I didn't know Spanish."

  • @tomoharu8605
    @tomoharu8605 3 месяца назад +27

    It is very annoying, my parents had a cat that’s too old to fix and he’s spraying in the house everyday.

  • @rpchn5698
    @rpchn5698 3 месяца назад +2

    Kronii is a comedian the delivery 😂

  • @SpoonHurler
    @SpoonHurler Месяц назад +1

    "Where are my testicles, Rissa?" -Noballs, formerly known as Little Man

  • @AnimeFrrTehWin
    @AnimeFrrTehWin 2 месяца назад +9

    Quieres ☹️

  • @dragonhitman1071
    @dragonhitman1071 3 месяца назад +6

    Finally somone gets it.

  • @tubao226
    @tubao226 3 месяца назад +11

    ¿Quieres?

  • @Fanimati0n
    @Fanimati0n 2 месяца назад +3

    I can't get over how similar they sound

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 2 месяца назад +1

      The speech patterns can be similar for Canadians and Midwestern US in English.

  • @reialethelog
    @reialethelog 2 месяца назад +3

    This clip kills me

  • @DelfaTime
    @DelfaTime Месяц назад +1

    "Quieres ? ....... No balls for you"
    Really sounds like a punchline
    Lmao

  • @Elijah_Morning_Wood
    @Elijah_Morning_Wood 26 дней назад +1

    Nerissa be like: "Tusk act 4, twist his balls!"

  • @_Niffum
    @_Niffum 3 месяца назад +6

    They Gato go jajajaa.

  • @proxy90909
    @proxy90909 3 месяца назад +1

    Recordatorio de siempre preguntar las costumbres en casa ajena no vayas a descubrir que dejar la tapa arriba significa
    *Losing your Balls Priviledges*

  • @gaijinwolfr3436
    @gaijinwolfr3436 3 месяца назад +2

    A Spanish person would still understand hand signals through.

  • @normaleverydayman7004
    @normaleverydayman7004 2 месяца назад +4

    Hey language not only speak but also gesture and volume
    Speak loud when you feeling angry

  • @n4rut089animereviewer
    @n4rut089animereviewer 2 месяца назад +2

    Meme-ed this with "to the walls to the windows, till pee runs down these balls"

  • @alexch3664
    @alexch3664 3 месяца назад +4

    Quieres? 🚬🤏🏻

  • @glevonneyrabananagamer
    @glevonneyrabananagamer 25 дней назад +1

    my mind immidiately thought after Kronii asked do you speak panish?, whoever moves first ...

  • @atomicadam-headpatconnoiss5964
    @atomicadam-headpatconnoiss5964 Месяц назад

    Nerissa to Little man: You yee your last haw little man.
    Little man:Pozole

  • @DarkderiVeR96
    @DarkderiVeR96 2 месяца назад +2

    Well.... Little man at last is inmune to testicular torsion 😢

  • @NainheddoMEEK
    @NainheddoMEEK 3 месяца назад +1

    Hector Salamanca moment

  • @tyncho3566
    @tyncho3566 Месяц назад

    Blue energy at its peak 💙

  • @Nukaze
    @Nukaze Месяц назад +1

    If you don't stop peeing on the floor, you'll get deported
    Cat: Por que?!

  • @ekubo-sama
    @ekubo-sama Месяц назад

    You could say that Little Man was quite *ballsy* for doing that

  • @cpecho134
    @cpecho134 3 дня назад

    As a pet herself, Kronii sympathises with the cat.

  • @yobro1196
    @yobro1196 Месяц назад +1

    The ball snatcher back at it again

  • @Zangelin
    @Zangelin 3 месяца назад +11

    She has a point.

  • @pitioti
    @pitioti Месяц назад

    Kronii calling out Nerissa on the ball privilege removal XD

  • @gregsimoes8645
    @gregsimoes8645 2 месяца назад +2

    Nerissa should've invited over Biboo, she'd have told Little Man all about what'd happen to deez nuts.

  • @user-vn6no3ci4f
    @user-vn6no3ci4f 11 дней назад

    "Do you speak Spanish?"
    *Baby, you got somethin' in your nose*

  • @viazzi91
    @viazzi91 Месяц назад

    what a combo!

  • @mr.6r0wn
    @mr.6r0wn Месяц назад +1

    Missed opportunity for "baby there is sth in your nooooose"

  • @asingleraven2009
    @asingleraven2009 Месяц назад +1

    The cats were about to make a little baby

  • @3005desu
    @3005desu 2 месяца назад +2

    spanish or no spanish, he's still peeing around the house

  • @austinhall3937
    @austinhall3937 5 дней назад

    Kronii out here defending our balls

  • @Cooldudejr
    @Cooldudejr 3 месяца назад

    Golly I didnt tealize how massive Krnii's eyes truly were. Like damn.

  • @pulverize3
    @pulverize3 27 дней назад

    De-balled

  • @BadGuyLala
    @BadGuyLala 2 месяца назад

    i love how perfect that quieres was lmao

  • @Pokemaster-wg9gx
    @Pokemaster-wg9gx Месяц назад +1

    Nerissa deballing her cat despite her personally experiencing breeding urge

  • @EatingWaffles
    @EatingWaffles 2 месяца назад +3

    LMFAO

  • @Hieraldrich
    @Hieraldrich Месяц назад +1

    If i close my eyes sounds like one person talking to themselves 😂

  • @indra_vrtrahan
    @indra_vrtrahan 25 дней назад

    The funny thing is this wont do anything to stop him from peeing on the floor, at all.

  • @Wiziliz
    @Wiziliz Месяц назад

    He never used the litter box, he made a mess in the halls, that's why they sent him to the vet to cut of both his ba-

  • @AnimalGuy1
    @AnimalGuy1 15 дней назад

    Trueing

  • @hkent9323
    @hkent9323 3 месяца назад

    Kronii perfect as always😂

  • @tyncho3566
    @tyncho3566 Месяц назад

    I was expecting kronii to say "Bolas no more" it could be funny as fuck

  • @TheBlueSuitGUY69
    @TheBlueSuitGUY69 2 дня назад

    That's what I said to my sister! Don't ever assume animals know what we were saying.

  • @kolmo3182
    @kolmo3182 Месяц назад

    Little man got Beeboo taxed

  • @Le_Grand_Lui
    @Le_Grand_Lui 2 месяца назад +2

    Yo sí speak español, muy fluent

  • @MoxxoM
    @MoxxoM Месяц назад

    Nerissa basically just randomly said:"taco burrito ra sala el alga tostador rata repisa nevera" and expected the cat to understand that he must not pee on the floor or his balls will get cut off.

  • @ubilava9454
    @ubilava9454 27 дней назад

    From what I’ve heard neutering has positive effects on cat’s life expectancy and health, so it’s weird why he wasn’t de-balled sooner

  • @Ewiril
    @Ewiril 22 дня назад

    The next day the Spanish person is like: "QUE CARAJO?! "

  • @firstswordcorvus7368
    @firstswordcorvus7368 3 месяца назад +1

    You can fix a cat, but it won't stop them from pottying around the house. Just stops them from making kittens, gotta box train them to go in the litter box. If you don't, it's actually your fault why your cat isn't going in the litter box

  • @yourinternetboyfriendasmr
    @yourinternetboyfriendasmr 3 месяца назад +150

    i like to think animals like to pick and choose what they want to understand cause my dog doesn't understand much but the moment he hears "where are we going" he rushes towards the door

    • @azechase6597
      @azechase6597 3 месяца назад +33

      They don't pick and choose, he only understands bc he's learned what happens when you say it. You might not speak spanish but if you hear a word enough you might learn what it means.

    • @yourinternetboyfriendasmr
      @yourinternetboyfriendasmr 3 месяца назад +6

      @@azechase6597 i think you missed the mark of my silly little comment it wasnt supposed to be taken literally it was a silly little comment cause I'm a silly lil guy 😂

    • @Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct
      @Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct 3 месяца назад +1

      "hears"?

    • @yourinternetboyfriendasmr
      @yourinternetboyfriendasmr 3 месяца назад

      @@Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct minor spelling mistake that i didnt even notice thanks lol

  • @ghostofrevan4455
    @ghostofrevan4455 День назад

    "Where are my balls Jerry"

  • @deltasource56
    @deltasource56 Месяц назад

    hes gonna keep spraying on the floor, you needed to deball him before he grew up

  • @Braxtonkai
    @Braxtonkai 2 месяца назад +1

    Not the Spanish guy's house. He should understand her not the other way around xD

  • @xerothehero1704
    @xerothehero1704 15 дней назад

    Kronii: 🚬 ¿Quieres?

  • @sazcxieo
    @sazcxieo Месяц назад +1

    How does losing its balls will fix that

    • @snooks5607
      @snooks5607 Месяц назад

      they spread their scent, cutting off reproductive hormones changes the smell to being infertile so they're less likely to want to do it anymore

  • @indra_vrtrahan
    @indra_vrtrahan 25 дней назад

    And imagine you just "Ja Ja Ja" it too on top of it. Because we dont know if Nerissa said what she thinks she said in Meow Meow

  • @Nope_handlesaretrash
    @Nope_handlesaretrash 2 месяца назад +3

    Sancho sans huevos

  • @Riggs10K-
    @Riggs10K- Месяц назад

    imagine your a cat and you wake up without your jeuvos, your cojones..