Your kids have no future ~George Carlin

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024

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  • @williaml8677
    @williaml8677 Год назад +4270

    "Pumping out a unit." The most cynical and hilarious thing I've ever heard in my entire life.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 Год назад +74

      But so true

    • @allanhood4397
      @allanhood4397 Год назад +38

      Right on George

    • @sandravance8270
      @sandravance8270 Год назад

      George is so right on. He is essentially fearless! As you get older you can pretty much say what you want. I'm getting there and it feels really great! Less illusions, more honesty. Everyone should put all their poopy diapers. In a big hole and contibute to the big ball of shit and then throw your husbands in
      Ah freedom........

    • @misterghee1
      @misterghee1 Год назад +9

      Tell that 2 a minor😅

    • @anaibarangan4908
      @anaibarangan4908 Год назад +11

      Extremely cynical.

  • @naturallaw3333
    @naturallaw3333 Год назад +1167

    The funny part is that he's not telling a joke. He's dead ass serious 😂😂😂

    • @thedude8526
      @thedude8526 10 месяцев назад +11

      He's a comedian.... of course he's telling a joke.

    • @WyattEarp-gc7wy
      @WyattEarp-gc7wy 2 месяца назад

      A serious jerk

    • @Robotlien
      @Robotlien 2 месяца назад +63

      @@thedude8526 You're the people he's talking about😂😂😂

    • @markbellio3900
      @markbellio3900 2 месяца назад +10

      And 100% CORRECT

    • @ShadowGhost-n8d
      @ShadowGhost-n8d 2 месяца назад +2

      Lmaowroflpimp. Hahahaha

  • @davidkramer333
    @davidkramer333 Год назад +2260

    I used to think his older stuff was too cynical....then I started getting older 🤣

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 Год назад +56

      I'm young & cynical.& pessimistic

    • @wayneroy6694
      @wayneroy6694 Год назад +90

      I'm 58 now. And most of his darker predictions still feel just about on target.

    • @davidkramer333
      @davidkramer333 Год назад +54

      @@wayneroy6694 Yeah he went from a goofier cynic to basically Nostradamus haha

    • @fightback397
      @fightback397 Год назад +7

      ​@@wayneroy6694
      Because eugenics have been in full swing since Darwin set sail to the Galapagos .

    • @johnrockyryan
      @johnrockyryan Год назад

      People that called him a cynic will soon be one themselves life will kick them so hard in the testicles and the bells will ring and they will have that eureka moment

  • @edinfific2576
    @edinfific2576 Год назад +2576

    "It's irresponsible to have more than one child." Therefore, the responsible people are dying out, and the irresponsible ones are multiplying.

    • @TheDeadOfNight37
      @TheDeadOfNight37 Год назад +295

      Ever seen Idiocracy?

    • @reck0n3r
      @reck0n3r Год назад +118

      Was coming here also to mention Idiocracy

    • @josh18230
      @josh18230 Год назад +84

      ​@@TheDeadOfNight37eugenics propaganda.

    • @incorectulpolitic
      @incorectulpolitic Год назад +1

      good

    • @derekwest4245
      @derekwest4245 Год назад

      Yup that’s the problem with society. The educated only have one or none but poor stupid people have like 6 or 7

  • @davidgordon8313
    @davidgordon8313 7 месяцев назад +59

    You are/were the most wonderful, insightful person - an absolute legend.

  • @chuckselvage3157
    @chuckselvage3157 9 месяцев назад +75

    "Polluting the Earth with these creatures"😂😂😂😂

  • @rosemarietolentino3218
    @rosemarietolentino3218 Год назад +3198

    And we thought he was telling jokes.

    • @erincaitlin1655
      @erincaitlin1655 Год назад +40

      so TRUE !

    • @MSPaintDaily
      @MSPaintDaily Год назад +32

      They are jokes, unfunny ones

    • @WaterPickle
      @WaterPickle Год назад +108

      ​@@MSPaintDaily ok ? 🤷🏻

    • @WaterPickle
      @WaterPickle Год назад +7

      @@Dr.Snooze-gt5yg wow 👏 Idk what to say but you are so right I have thought the same things for the longest time

    • @Dr.Snooze-gt5yg
      @Dr.Snooze-gt5yg Год назад +4

      @@Sandwich1-akp people eat each other. You're not overpopulated, just few know

  • @vildeviktoriamadsen5107
    @vildeviktoriamadsen5107 7 месяцев назад +32

    I LOVE this great artist. Carlin was a treasure. He, and Christopher Hitchens. The world needs them now more than ever.

  • @wayneroy6694
    @wayneroy6694 Год назад +1570

    America's best philosopher

    • @johnrockyryan
      @johnrockyryan Год назад

      Yeah i fucking hate when people say Carlins not funny well first of all you dont know whats funny if you say that shit also yeah no shit he tells the truth raw and uncut it not supposed to be funny it supposed to make you think dipshit i would barely call him a comedian like you said hes and philosopher with a wicked sense of humour

    • @JohnV170
      @JohnV170 Год назад +28

      Hes a decent philosopher but a great comedian, remember he's also being sarcastic and obviously exaggerating things. Humanity definitely does have a future. People have been predicting the collapse of society since society began yet it hasnt happened yet, at least mot completely. But the world does continue to change so what some might consider the end is just the beginning for others. Thats life really.
      Now just fyi i dont have kids and dont expect to and im 30, but i dont think the world is doomed at all, even though the current generation is pretty screwed up no offense lol it only takes a handful of good people to change the world so dont worry about the average tiktok idiots 😆

    • @jankjaws9815
      @jankjaws9815 Год назад

      @@JohnV170you are so naive that I almost envy it. We’re heading into potential WW3 territory, most economies are a house of cards, affordable housing is becoming unattainable, we’re polluting the planet to the point of no return, and all this for sake of the profits of the wealthy. That’s not also touching the religious fanaticism and militant right-wing starting to increase and become more bolden. We had one chance after the last world war to create a global society that benefited everyone and we squandered it.
      Remember Tool said it best, “Monkey killing, monkey killing monkey over
      Pieces of the ground
      Silly monkeys
      Give them thumbs, they make a club
      To beat their brother down
      How they've survived so misguided is a mystery
      Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability
      To lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.”

    • @swaggadash9017
      @swaggadash9017 11 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@JohnV170Him saying no future is because it's a future he'd want no part in, a large number of people also view the foreseeable future that way.

    • @freddykruger1086
      @freddykruger1086 11 месяцев назад

      Not really..in the end of his career he was mostly pushing globalist agenda about depopulation and making sure that "resistant minds" just dont do anything about it or socially organize. His views on life is what allows elites to do whatever they want without any accountability.

  • @johnfury6481
    @johnfury6481 Год назад +429

    Difference is that in 2023 this monologue is no joke.

    • @sirts1
      @sirts1 11 месяцев назад

      It's this a bot comment? It is the same patter on every fucking video.

    • @Pimpin-rm1ju
      @Pimpin-rm1ju 7 месяцев назад +36

      I’m seeing this in 2024 and he’s on point! 😂

    • @RosaHernandez-vy4dm
      @RosaHernandez-vy4dm 6 месяцев назад +8

      🎯

    • @harmoneebliss777
      @harmoneebliss777 4 месяца назад +8

      It wasn't when he said this, either.

    • @Fugazi667-u3c
      @Fugazi667-u3c 3 месяца назад +3

      Yea, wer living it

  • @dmhrd5624
    @dmhrd5624 10 месяцев назад +335

    "Don't even replace your husband , no. He's done enough fucking damage as it is." 🤣🤣🤣
    My wife agrees with you , Mr Carlin.

    • @devilslayerthesaintofkille1317
      @devilslayerthesaintofkille1317 3 месяца назад +6

      As if wives don't do any damage.

    • @CKNnewjersey
      @CKNnewjersey 2 месяца назад

      Facts! 😂

    • @dmhrd5624
      @dmhrd5624 2 месяца назад +3

      @@devilslayerthesaintofkille1317 haha yeah but I don't complain m8. She complains all the time though 😂

  • @SAMIAm-sm6ki
    @SAMIAm-sm6ki 3 месяца назад +134

    Absolutely correct, Babies having babies, and they want to know why they're broke.😂🎉😅

    • @brittanycunningham787
      @brittanycunningham787 Месяц назад +5

      😂 yea that's it 😂😂😂 you should be a detective 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @illmeeillmee9373
      @illmeeillmee9373 8 дней назад +2

      even without babies, people are broke. This society is garbage. Most people are trying to heal the trauma from their childhood thanks to their irresponsible destructive and dysfunctional parents having kids because its the norm!

    • @LouisaAnissa
      @LouisaAnissa День назад

      of course a baby having a baby, they are young, fertile and have good quality eggs and sperm. Do you want a 40 y old rotten lady with her 50 year old with erectile dysfunction to have kids? Sorry, that your gold days are gone.

  • @parsonz23
    @parsonz23 Год назад +616

    Someone needs to send this to Nick Cannon.,think he's at 12 now.

    • @joenorris8220
      @joenorris8220 Год назад +39

      It 13, after reading this, lol.

    • @ytrism
      @ytrism Год назад +9

      ​@@kylekozak3033Did you keep in mind that of that number, 71% is covered by water? And that land area is not just a flat surface, but contains mountains, jungles, forests, agricultural and industrial areas, infrastructure, etc.?
      I highly doubt you could give everyone or every household just "a few acres of land".
      Not to mention that people would have to move across countries to distribute somewhat evenly, which also requires a huge amount of work, coordination and cooperation.
      Sorry to disappoint you, but I don't think this is gonna work.

    • @clad3133
      @clad3133 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@kylekozak3033now he's quiet lol

    • @eddiestanley135
      @eddiestanley135 11 месяцев назад

      He would have to have it explained to him.😊

    • @eddiestanley135
      @eddiestanley135 11 месяцев назад +2

      His description of what the planet will be seems to be, sadly, an accurate appraisal!

  • @EarthWindFireable
    @EarthWindFireable Год назад +118

    He wasn't just a comedian, he was a philosopher, a teacher, a master, a stoic, and he not only saw the hell of society clearly, but he predicted the future nightmare of humanity.

    • @rachelkristine4669
      @rachelkristine4669 11 месяцев назад +9

      And the only real & true PROPHET! 🤣

    • @jinxbrock9274
      @jinxbrock9274 9 месяцев назад +4

      All bs

    • @jonathanbaltierra2293
      @jonathanbaltierra2293 9 месяцев назад

      ATTENTION old cynic has a shitty worldview, big whoop

    • @joshc643
      @joshc643 8 месяцев назад +4

      He would not call himself a stoic. That's just the popular thing on the internet right now. Not everyone is a stoic that you like.

    • @victorhardin2186
      @victorhardin2186 2 месяца назад +2

      And now he's dead

  • @1.jurisha.j
    @1.jurisha.j 11 месяцев назад +42

    "I call it pumping out a unit!" 💀 😂😂😂

  • @lindseyclair921
    @lindseyclair921 Год назад +379

    “Don’t even replace your husband. He’s done enough fucking damage as it is.”

    • @elfworshipper4081
      @elfworshipper4081 10 месяцев назад +10

      yea like provide everything

    • @danielhawthorn6639
      @danielhawthorn6639 9 месяцев назад +47

      ​@@elfworshipper4081 Still living under the illusion that you can survive under one income, huh?

    • @Oliviaandtrina
      @Oliviaandtrina 9 месяцев назад +40

      ​@@elfworshipper4081 you're either 12 or 65 I can't tell which.

    • @angelwings7930
      @angelwings7930 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@Oliviaandtrina😂

    • @AmazingBlaze0
      @AmazingBlaze0 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@danielhawthorn6639you can it’s called get a career not a 9-5 at Walmart 🤣

  • @dwlsn93
    @dwlsn93 Год назад +53

    The people, laughing hysterically had no idea at the time how true that prediction would be! 😂

  • @dankusmemeus7093
    @dankusmemeus7093 Год назад +274

    Damn he was right

    • @MSPaintDaily
      @MSPaintDaily Год назад

      No he's not, there many places in this world where the population is falling at unsustainable rates. He's just a drunk ass man going on nonsensical rants

    • @loreylane3918
      @loreylane3918 Год назад +1

      No he was not. The human race must multiply to a certain degree to stay alive. Now these people having 3+ kids need to get sterilized cause that shit is irresponsible.

    • @AmazingBlaze0
      @AmazingBlaze0 8 месяцев назад +16

      @overlordfemto7523except he is.

    • @popinmo
      @popinmo 8 месяцев назад

      he isnt we currently have a population issue@@AmazingBlaze0

    • @JamesCarlos-m6v
      @JamesCarlos-m6v 8 месяцев назад

      ​@overlordfemto7523he is, you're one of the lost sheep, it's ok just shut up

  • @PaulTheSkeptic
    @PaulTheSkeptic 7 месяцев назад +11

    Honestly, that's a big part of why I won't have more kids. And the future looks even bleaker now than it did then.

  • @justinriedel3775
    @justinriedel3775 Год назад +171

    Amazing man and an amazing comedian great loss to the world he spoke the truth

  • @halehsh1
    @halehsh1 6 месяцев назад +7

    Love it, "he's done enough fucking damage as it is"! 😂❤

    • @LouisaAnissa
      @LouisaAnissa День назад

      no one is holding you from not multiplying! excuses are the arguments of the weak.

  • @batticusmanacleas510
    @batticusmanacleas510 Год назад +329

    Turns out discovering Carlin waaay too young in the late 80s and having him as a massive influence on my worldview wasn't failed parenting. It was a stroke of good luck for once.

    • @Kaleki935
      @Kaleki935 Год назад

      That's why atheists and cynics are the literal most miserable demographics. That, and women!

    • @OneLovefromOregon
      @OneLovefromOregon 9 месяцев назад +6

      I was thinking that myself.... I used to listen to him on vinyl as a kid. I got to see him live in the 90s and I'm grateful.

    • @evanbelisle8464
      @evanbelisle8464 8 месяцев назад

      Everyone in my family is conservative. I’m not because of George and Bill Hicks. They said the right things at the right time to stop the brainwashing.

    • @redwolf915
      @redwolf915 8 месяцев назад +3

      I got into Carlin in 2006 in high school. Now he's a ghost

    • @OneLovefromOregon
      @OneLovefromOregon 8 месяцев назад

      @@MongolianMonk huh??

  • @I.pray.to.George.Carlin
    @I.pray.to.George.Carlin Год назад +8

    omg not only were you a brilliant genius but you were also a comedic genius. We miss you so much George 💜

  • @michellep3099
    @michellep3099 Год назад +342

    My God, he was so ahead of his time.

    • @louismailhiot9501
      @louismailhiot9501 Год назад +24

      The most underrated comedian of all times 😉

    • @VCPRPressingIssues
      @VCPRPressingIssues Год назад

      No miserable old white men have always existed

    • @walshy2116
      @walshy2116 11 месяцев назад

      How?

    • @joe3009
      @joe3009 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@walshy2116😂

    • @MandieKearns-Moore
      @MandieKearns-Moore 10 месяцев назад +2

      Look into some of the things he's actually done as far as laws and Congress goes he changed the world we wouldn't have the freedoms we have today if it wasn't for this man he was more than just a comedian look into George Carlin please and let everybody know

  • @jimmyalfonda3536
    @jimmyalfonda3536 8 месяцев назад +16

    "Man tells people how he's feeling deep down. Unintended laughter ensues"

  • @Chernochegger
    @Chernochegger Год назад +47

    All I can think about is this man narrating Thomas and friends

  • @SamuelWebber-qy2kq
    @SamuelWebber-qy2kq Год назад +34

    As a child of the era he made this in… yup. No future. I’m a LITERAL recovering heroin addict and felon sprinting for the participation trophy to convince nobody (even myself) that I’m good enough to be a blue collar worker until a machine takes my job and I work on machines… fml

  • @taxusbaccata9200
    @taxusbaccata9200 Год назад +127

    He's speaking my language.

  • @tiffanyd1708
    @tiffanyd1708 11 месяцев назад +85

    scary how accurate this is

    • @jonathanbaltierra2293
      @jonathanbaltierra2293 9 месяцев назад +7

      Scary how easily people just accept it. Get angry, be a force of change, better the world instead of dwelling on negativity

    • @garibaldi54
      @garibaldi54 8 месяцев назад

      @@jonathanbaltierra2293 Following his advice is the best change.

    • @Fugazi667-u3c
      @Fugazi667-u3c 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@jonathanbaltierra2293good point

    • @IronMan-tk8uc
      @IronMan-tk8uc 3 месяца назад

      @@jonathanbaltierra2293 Great Reset 2030: You will own nothing and be happy! (Actual plan being concocted by the World Economic Forum).

    • @anneflynn9614
      @anneflynn9614 2 месяца назад +3

      Not accurate. Birth rate has decreased in the United States.

  • @clayandros2038
    @clayandros2038 Год назад +360

    To bear children into this world is like carrying wood to a burning house

    • @jorishoogland452
      @jorishoogland452 11 месяцев назад +18

      Wow, that got a laugh outta me!!😂

    • @lastswordfighter
      @lastswordfighter 11 месяцев назад

      The eco terrorists have filled your head with lies.

    • @PeterMurrayj
      @PeterMurrayj 11 месяцев назад +11

      People said it was a burning house 50 years ago too yet here we are. Supporting more people on the planet than ever thought possible 50 years ago through technological breakthroughs. Meanwhile, China is going way downhill because of its one child policy.

    • @besanayan5717
      @besanayan5717 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@PeterMurrayjmate stfu. it is because all family people want a boy not girl. Hope you understand. And yeah politics.

    • @adbrooks95
      @adbrooks95 11 месяцев назад +37

      ​@PeterMurrayj yeah and 50 years ago shit wasn't as expensive. Housing market busted, pandemic, inflation and a host of other things. Think I'll pass on having kids. I like my freedom and I wouldn't want to raise a kid in this world

  • @jackwaycombe
    @jackwaycombe Год назад +96

    Carlin said this 30 years ago. The writing is now clearly on the wall. We don't have much time left. I don't think we're going to make it....

    • @bryanmack4054
      @bryanmack4054 Год назад +24

      More like 15 years ago but otherwise…yeah

    • @professional.commentator
      @professional.commentator Год назад +16

      30? This was from the 2000's.

    • @pullpulse123
      @pullpulse123 Год назад +12

      But that’s part of what makes it fun. Listen to his “the planet is fine, the people are f-“ routine, or his “coast to coast emergency” routine. When covid hit, when things fall apart… there’s no shame in finding it funny.

    • @alexandrunemtuc1486
      @alexandrunemtuc1486 Год назад +5

      It's a shame that you're taking the time to complain on the internet than making a difference based on what you think is right

    • @willdavis7996
      @willdavis7996 Год назад

      Either way y'all fucked us.

  • @fabuloso9818
    @fabuloso9818 Год назад +25

    Everyone in the crowd laughed, then went home and pumped out 3 kids each and sit back and wonder how they could’ve known this would happen as we sit on our ball of gaseous smoking shit.

    • @MsJMHS
      @MsJMHS 2 месяца назад +3

      I'm literally heavily pregnant with my 3rd baby, while watching this bit for the first time and I'm just like 🙈💀 This man wasn't wrong. I'd seen his stand up on religion, but not on this... Becoming collapse aware after already doing your family planning is a fcking nightmare... George was always good about cushioning the blows in life.
      And yes, I'm getting sterilized. This world is going to be a flaming ball of sh!t soon, but in the meantime, I'm going to try to enjoy myself and my family, instead of just pumping out more "units" without thought or care.

    • @michaelwinfrey7705
      @michaelwinfrey7705 2 месяца назад +2

      That is why I decided not have no kids!

    • @Deedeedee214
      @Deedeedee214 19 дней назад

      Don't forget, they also voted for their children's overlords.

  • @andreakuipers6406
    @andreakuipers6406 Год назад +16

    He is the most honest person ever

  • @jacobbruce1005
    @jacobbruce1005 Год назад +55

    Honestly haunting hearing everyone laugh at this bleak realization

    • @stevenpivornik9982
      @stevenpivornik9982 Год назад +9

      The people laughing are the ones that are guilty of everything he's saying.

    • @Gemmarose9012
      @Gemmarose9012 Год назад +19

      @@stevenpivornik9982The people laughing have a sense of humor! Relax.😂

    • @redwolf915
      @redwolf915 8 месяцев назад +3

      There was hope in the 90s

    • @jacobbruce1005
      @jacobbruce1005 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@redwolf915 misplaced though it was

    • @Chlocean
      @Chlocean 7 месяцев назад +3

      Same things that make you laugh make you cry

  • @guardian08527
    @guardian08527 Год назад +40

    40-50 years? I think Carlin got that one wrong because it looks to me like we are about 15 years ahead of schedule.

    • @Biscuit9891
      @Biscuit9891 Год назад +13

      well this was almost 20 years ago the video. he died in 2008 math wise it's right on track.

    • @MickEll91
      @MickEll91 21 день назад

      You think the bad stuff has happened? Lol strap in

    • @discretion4362
      @discretion4362 20 дней назад

      @@Biscuit9891 Incorrect. This was from 2008 right before he died almost 16 years ago.

  • @freemansaquatics5326
    @freemansaquatics5326 Год назад +64

    Creatures... on point as always

  • @bibibrin5035
    @bibibrin5035 6 месяцев назад +8

    Absolutely true. Spot on. And those moms like to look down on people without children. Screw them.

  • @paulbaglio6295
    @paulbaglio6295 Год назад +12

    This dude saw the future.

  • @n3rdstuffz
    @n3rdstuffz 14 дней назад +4

    George Carlin didn’t die, he just left before the shit hit the fan

  • @martinbisschoff988
    @martinbisschoff988 Год назад +40

    Prophetic words.....

  • @nts4906
    @nts4906 Год назад +107

    If you say this stuff as a kid, you are called an angsty edgelord. But if you are old they call you wise.

    • @Cretaal
      @Cretaal 8 месяцев назад +25

      The difference is in the delivery. One gave up, the other's grabbing popcorn for the show.

    • @markdawson9094
      @markdawson9094 Месяц назад +11

      Angsty Edgelords, I salute you.

    • @Tribophopic
      @Tribophopic 26 дней назад

      It’s hard to keep lying to yourself.

    • @nts4906
      @nts4906 26 дней назад +2

      @@Tribophopic No it is not. Lying to yourself is MUCH easier than facing the truth. That is why so many religious people exist.

  • @AvyScottandFlower
    @AvyScottandFlower Год назад +21

    Carlin: Your kids have no future
    The world today: What kids?

    • @givepeaceachance940
      @givepeaceachance940 9 месяцев назад

      Go to any school, trust me there are kids

    • @PoopSqueezenuts
      @PoopSqueezenuts 8 месяцев назад +6

      There ain't too many of them compared to before.

    • @theextrastuff
      @theextrastuff 8 месяцев назад +3

      To be fair the birth rate is declining so yeah we are aware

  • @Kerry-t5f
    @Kerry-t5f Месяц назад +3

    1 child for every 2 adults, 50% replacement, what could possibly go wrong with that? Children are everything, ignore the malcontents.

  • @hyacinthlynch843
    @hyacinthlynch843 Месяц назад +4

    "...polluting the earth with these creatures." 😂

  • @gbluesky4264
    @gbluesky4264 Год назад +173

    If only more people understood

    • @louismailhiot9501
      @louismailhiot9501 Год назад +3

      You do ?

    • @Dusan_Zdravkovic
      @Dusan_Zdravkovic Год назад +4

      If only there were people...

    • @Joes-Cool-Stuff
      @Joes-Cool-Stuff Год назад +25

      What are you talking about? This cynical crap is nearly every young person's mindset today. It's no wonder the young generations are absolutely falling apart: anxiety ridden, suffering panic attacks, depressed to all hell, hopeless, hateful, and angry.
      What an awful, unhelpful, shitty way to look at the world.

    • @neonfroot
      @neonfroot Год назад +3

      alot of people already do

    • @lautarotrefilio4773
      @lautarotrefilio4773 Год назад +7

      ​@@Joes-Cool-Stuff nothing to be depressed about
      learn to enjoy the misery and tragedy of others
      laugh at them, and of course laugh at yourself
      we will all die, for absolutely nothing
      so enjoy it while it lasts

  • @miapdx503
    @miapdx503 19 дней назад +1

    This man ain't never lied! 🌹

  • @brooksequine7621
    @brooksequine7621 Год назад +12

    Truth !
    Remember that even dogs & cats can be a mother .
    Love this guy !

  • @MelanieHuskins
    @MelanieHuskins Год назад +15

    I miss that man. Smartest and funniest guy ever. He spoke the truth.

  • @ernststravoblofeld
    @ernststravoblofeld Год назад +56

    The man doesn't lie.

  • @jcm3587
    @jcm3587 Месяц назад +2

    When the system finally implodes, somewhere we'll hear the spirit of Carlin say something like "Hallelujah, about fuckin' time!" 😁

  • @Sadie-Mae
    @Sadie-Mae 3 месяца назад +3

    I'm child-free and I love George

  • @colevilleproductions
    @colevilleproductions Год назад +75

    we’re just the filler generation until something happens

    • @standporter
      @standporter Год назад +14

      Lol

    • @johnrockyryan
      @johnrockyryan Год назад +13

      OMG that is so true 😂 the sooner this shit is over the better

    • @OmniSphinx
      @OmniSphinx 6 месяцев назад +4

      Funny how gen z and alpha the most unserious generation will experience the end period in history 💀

  • @ahlija
    @ahlija Год назад +15

    Pumping a unit? Dude’s a starcraft veteran for sure!

  • @Hascienda27
    @Hascienda27 3 месяца назад +2

    We're living close to the time he's talking about, and how truthful it is

  • @shyguyry2033
    @shyguyry2033 Год назад +29

    George would be happy to know that population is on the harsh downturn. And the boomers (another group Carlin couldn't stand) are losing their minds

    • @reneburger4317
      @reneburger4317 Год назад +6

      Don't worry: fresh units arrive from the south.

    • @randompersonintheworld232
      @randompersonintheworld232 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@ivanschlotzky1378 India isn't, nor Mexico. India is popping out children like no other, they surpassed china as the most populated.

    • @joeywheelerii9136
      @joeywheelerii9136 9 месяцев назад

      ​@reneburger4317 Well Carlin hated whites and said on stage that he was sad he wouldn't get to see the day where Whites are a minority.

    • @evanbelisle8464
      @evanbelisle8464 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@randompersonintheworld232yeah, try being a woman and saying “no” in India.

    • @garibaldi54
      @garibaldi54 8 месяцев назад +1

      It literally isn't we add more people to the planet everyday than ever before 1-2bn took about 50 years, 2-3 bn about 40, 3-4 bn about 30, .... and now 7-8bn took 10 years.

  • @tripod6406
    @tripod6406 10 месяцев назад +17

    He wasn't wrong, look at the state of the world now.

  • @brittfasce-s1u
    @brittfasce-s1u 2 месяца назад +3

    You are missed Mr Carlin I wish you still be around, no doubt you were an still is "America's best
    Phylosopher".❤

  • @HerrDoktor-g2q
    @HerrDoktor-g2q 11 месяцев назад +5

    My father whole-heartedly agreed with only having one child. He felt that if you had more than one child, it meant that you couldn't control your sex drive. Don't yell at me because he thought sex was dirty?!? He was obsessed with control.

  • @liondrago495
    @liondrago495 Год назад +10

    Creating a nother Tax payers!

  • @christhatcher2742
    @christhatcher2742 10 месяцев назад +17

    Crowd: *Laughs hysterically*
    Now.... Most of us aren't laughing about it anymore

  • @sanderson3126
    @sanderson3126 Год назад +28

    George Carlin was a prophet

  • @traceycrouch5532
    @traceycrouch5532 Месяц назад +1

    He's been gone in physical form but not in spirit form. I listen to him still when I need a laugh at reality bc he was absolutely correct. Miss you George Carlin. RIP. Sky above, earth below, and peace within ❤

  • @petesevern7638
    @petesevern7638 Год назад +4

    This is Carlin going over the edge into his abyss that his geniusness never escaped from. 😭

  • @aaronborza7217
    @aaronborza7217 Год назад +303

    My biggest pet peeve is when ladies talk about how smart their baby is! Your baby is just another brick in the Wall

    • @AnEntityBrowsingYT
      @AnEntityBrowsingYT Год назад +77

      For any construction workers out there. Don't use babies as a replacement for bricks. They're not a suitable substitute!

    • @ExcellentExcept
      @ExcellentExcept Год назад +5

      @@AnEntityBrowsingYT ~ You’re not doing it correctly. Not enough to get the ref.

    • @AnEntityBrowsingYT
      @AnEntityBrowsingYT Год назад +5

      @@ExcellentExcept r/whooosh?

    • @reinereine1896
      @reinereine1896 Год назад

      This bum must admire the one child law in China.

    • @jacobbruce1005
      @jacobbruce1005 Год назад +7

      Are you exempt from being just another brick?

  • @jonygspot
    @jonygspot 9 месяцев назад +3

    Three kids maximum. Thats two and a f*ck up.

  • @lauralahaye7699
    @lauralahaye7699 Год назад +8

    That is fundamentaly not a joke!

  • @1rexman
    @1rexman Месяц назад +1

    George ALWAYS spoke the truth!!!
    And ALWAYS made it funny as hell🤣

  • @Powerofriend
    @Powerofriend Год назад +9

    25 years to go and the shit is piling up.

  • @FernPotter-wu2ni
    @FernPotter-wu2ni Год назад +2

    Thanks for the memories of having only one child. I know the how it felt❤❤❤😊😊😊

  • @otakugamer616
    @otakugamer616 Год назад +14

    Bro why is this guy was not immortal 😢

    • @kenpomroy7052
      @kenpomroy7052 7 месяцев назад +4

      He got out while he could.

    • @johnrockyryan
      @johnrockyryan Месяц назад +1

      Carlin would have hated that he would have tried to off himself

  • @Gn0ume
    @Gn0ume Год назад +4

    I love how everybody is laughing, while the guy's being dead serious.

  • @nitrokid5950
    @nitrokid5950 25 дней назад +2

    This man was so right about everything

  • @numinous1328
    @numinous1328 Год назад +15

    He's so counter-culture that he sounds exactly like the most powerful people on the planet who micromanage our lives like its sim city

  • @brutalcupcake8871
    @brutalcupcake8871 Год назад +10

    Its crazy i watch these to hear his opinions and not to laugh he was a very intelligent and interesting man

    • @sharonrose4
      @sharonrose4 Год назад +2

      Same here.....amazes me how the crowd laugh.....I listen for the bare truth and factual content from George. 👍

  • @elcheepo1
    @elcheepo1 10 месяцев назад +3

    He wasn’t joking folks… he was foreseeing out future in his eye. Sad no one caught it

  • @eschwarz1003
    @eschwarz1003 Год назад +8

    He's CORRECT

  • @Disabledvetmatt
    @Disabledvetmatt 15 дней назад

    This guy is a genius. Could listen to them all day long.

  • @morticialechatnoir6884
    @morticialechatnoir6884 4 месяца назад +3

    Exactly why I decided not to have kids when I was 10 years old.

  • @TomyPesantes
    @TomyPesantes 2 месяца назад +2

    Ya know sometimes I wonder if George Carlin just stumbled into a comedy club in his early years and got his career that way. Literally dead pan stated facts, people laughing, gave him a mix a few mil and got a career that day 😂. Best comedian ever for cynical humor

  • @21gonza21
    @21gonza21 Год назад +10

    He’s right! If you go to cities with the highest population you will see what he’s talking about!

  • @GTSN38
    @GTSN38 8 месяцев назад +1

    I hope no one ever takes this guy seriously. Everything he ever said were jokes, he was a comedian.

  • @jaimlawson
    @jaimlawson Год назад +5

    He ain’t wrong. For the past month it has been just a haze of smoke from Canada, our water has been polluted because 3M has been dumping PFAC into our water supply and most of our population is mentality disabled .

  • @tedwallerrox391
    @tedwallerrox391 3 месяца назад

    George Carlin was a comic genius. His comedy was about laughter and enlightenment. Thank you George. 💯💪🏾😂😂💪🏾💯

  • @AzzekaTheRealOne
    @AzzekaTheRealOne Год назад +30

    George was right on EVERYTHING

    • @davoid0716
      @davoid0716 Год назад +6

      Nope. That's an old man who's had it with this shit. But if young people think in the same way it'll be the end. The young and healthy who have a pure heart will create a better world.

    • @choppertimberland139
      @choppertimberland139 Год назад +8

      ​@@davoid0716 when has the world gotten better?

    • @davoid0716
      @davoid0716 Год назад +1

      @@choppertimberland139 when you save yourself, you save the world

    • @OneTruePhreak
      @OneTruePhreak Год назад +6

      He was a socialist, supportive of the most deadly political ideology in the history of humanity. The guy was funny, and pointed out the hypocrisy of the situation his beliefs caused, but failed to see the source of misery. He was a cog in the machine. He recognized the machine, and the operators, but failed to see the fuel for the machine, or the best way to destroy it. Capitalism is not the problem. Capitalism breeds competition, lessening the stranglehold of the elite, who control supply, which is exactly why they have destroyed the US. They put the bombs in place in 1803 (Marbury v Madison), and have been steadily tearing down the country ever since. When they finally set off the explosion, will you be prepared? Carlin would have been shocked by it, because he didn't see it. He was blinded by cynicism, and eager to sell his worldview to the naive. Yes, there is a lot of truth in his comedy, but also an obvious blindness.

    • @johnrockyryan
      @johnrockyryan Год назад +1

      ​​​​​@@davoid0716 sorry dude but thats a very optimistic of you its a good thought but do you really think they will change things and i am a young person 19 years old but Carlin is right this planet will just end up being a giant rotating ball of shit i still have a bit of faith but Carlin is just speaking the truth and the truth is just hard to hear sometimes BUT (number 5) i will still treat humans with love and kindness and honestly i love your optimism so i will try

  • @kevinmaloy4247
    @kevinmaloy4247 Месяц назад +1

    “Pumping out a unit” is what I have personally called for the last 20 years “creating a taxable entity”

  • @kenbranaugh8251
    @kenbranaugh8251 Год назад +7

    Angry Irishman ( all good)

  • @michaelrainerii3547
    @michaelrainerii3547 2 месяца назад +1

    George was probably the only person in our time in touch with reality 😂

  • @PinkyJujubean
    @PinkyJujubean Год назад +9

    I find myself becoming more and more like him with each passing year

  • @PersianPride1981
    @PersianPride1981 Месяц назад +1

    And sheeple be laughing like it’s “just comedy” like “he’s just joking” 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @barabas688
    @barabas688 Год назад +5

    "Smoking ball of shit" correct predicted.

  • @kiijax1898
    @kiijax1898 14 дней назад +1

    Oh George, if only you could see how accurate you were today 😢

  • @STEVANNOVAKOVICH-b3e
    @STEVANNOVAKOVICH-b3e 11 месяцев назад +5

    Majority of people have kinds for all the wrong reasons, and " selfishly replacing self-value" is one of them!!!

    • @thedude8526
      @thedude8526 10 месяцев назад +1

      Who cares. We're all selfish. Whether you have kids or not, it's all for selfish reasons.

  • @thesoundpurist
    @thesoundpurist 9 месяцев назад +1

    "I have ever wondered how this planet is going to be in 40-50 years..." Aaaaah ah ah ah
    My man, George Carlin.
    I wish he was still here with us. Precious dude.

  • @Nickboy-791
    @Nickboy-791 Год назад +19

    On one hand he's right. The US treats future generations as this endless supply of cheap labor and the dream of working for a house or family has evaporated into indentured servitude that's cyclical throughout the generations.
    But my family only exists because parents that came from meager backgrounds dreamt they could give something better to their kids. All of human history is a story of heritage and family. I genuinely want to pass on something of my own.

    • @shr1mppoboi950
      @shr1mppoboi950 Год назад

      I agree. Its interesting though, a lot of pessimists in the comments are hypocrites themselves. For as much as they praise Carlin for calling out America's bullshit they fail to realize the ignorance they display when applying their negative outlook on the entire world. America is a shit heap yes but plenty of other nations have higher qualities of life that doesn't fall in line with American consumerist decadence.

  • @philoz08
    @philoz08 День назад

    Ol' George was so wise.

  • @808bigisland
    @808bigisland Год назад +17

    100% correct

  • @Killer_Kotomibro
    @Killer_Kotomibro 4 месяца назад +2

    George was talking about the birth of mid to late Gen Z in this special. The man was a modern sage. We need his wisdom now more than ever.

  • @stevenpivornik9982
    @stevenpivornik9982 Год назад +7

    He was going on wondering what the planet was going to become after 40-50 years. We're not even halfway there yet. He couldn't have been more right, but we got a way to go.

  • @robertamarcantoni9524
    @robertamarcantoni9524 11 месяцев назад

    "don t even replace your husband" 😂😂😂 Number One👏👏👏👏

  • @velroneramdon2289
    @velroneramdon2289 Год назад +3

    you are right ,I will never replace my husband