MANTIS SHRIMP VS CRABS

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @CoffeeAddict1987
    @CoffeeAddict1987 2 года назад +13767

    The krabs enter his tank
    Kai: "it smells like bitch in here"

  • @Yo_MaMa_69_420
    @Yo_MaMa_69_420 2 года назад +2817

    Kai:"These hands are rated E for Everyone"

  • @Avy__
    @Avy__ 2 года назад +43643

    “can kai handle crabs?”
    *Kai immediately starts beating the shit out of them*

  • @KisUke天才
    @KisUke天才 2 года назад +1633

    The crabs enter his tank
    Crabs: why are we hearing boss music 💀

    • @literallyarcov5485
      @literallyarcov5485 Год назад +12

      Coconut crab :pathetic

    • @KisUke天才
      @KisUke天才 Год назад +5

      ​@@literallyarcov5485 coconut crab : look they can't even Kill a insect 💀

    • @scordenw3
      @scordenw3 Год назад +4

      Imagining a giant mantis shrimp running at you while boss music begins to play is kinda terrifying

    • @KisUke天才
      @KisUke天才 Год назад +3

      @@scordenw3 star war Darth Maul theme music

    • @atobg_
      @atobg_ Год назад

      Lmaoooo

  • @MkUltraNasty
    @MkUltraNasty 2 года назад +2703

    Kai: “I don’t always choose violence, but when I do it’s domestic.”

  • @OnPoint88
    @OnPoint88 2 года назад +3284

    "Can he take on the big one?"
    Dude's like 8 times the size of em put together

    • @Gomez_--je9db
      @Gomez_--je9db 2 года назад +9

      😂

    • @SuperJoziBoy
      @SuperJoziBoy 2 года назад +42

      Mice have been know to injure snakes quite badly during live feedings. They can bite and sometimes even kill the snake. Same thing here. The crab is more than capable of injuring the mantis shrimp. You must not know much about keeping these kinds of pets.

    • @miggyvigil1631
      @miggyvigil1631 2 года назад +6

      @@SuperJoziBoy daaaaammmm

    • @quarry1496
      @quarry1496 2 года назад +20

      He literally punched his claw off

    • @lawrencetrujillo7365
      @lawrencetrujillo7365 2 года назад +20

      @@SuperJoziBoy I found the person with the big brains you 1 in 100 good on you. You value knowledge above quick stupid serotonin fix jokes, that’s rare nowadays. I’m sure someone will come and sarcastically call you the life of the party like it’s the end of the world to care about something besides your own emotions.
      👁 history is a lie - society is domesticated

  • @JohnDoe-vy1by
    @JohnDoe-vy1by 2 года назад +3621

    Me: who's kai- HOLY HELL

  • @Mr.Twigs10
    @Mr.Twigs10 2 года назад +585

    **Crabs entering Kai’s tank**
    Kai: Come get ya some crunchy boy
    Crabs: *fuck.*

  • @thebluedeadpool8719
    @thebluedeadpool8719 2 года назад +9308

    Owner: **dumps in crabs**
    Kai: I smell some Un-kicked ass in here!

  • @chowythepug4963
    @chowythepug4963 2 года назад +3100

    I like Kai, doesn’t ask questions, he just begins his relationships throwing punches

  • @TALKINGtac0
    @TALKINGtac0 2 года назад +1787

    Kai really dragged the crab into a dark alley where the cameras couldn't see and beat the shit out of him

  • @KingOfTheField631
    @KingOfTheField631 2 года назад +794

    Crab: how did you find me!?!
    Kai: I typed bitch in the gps and it lead me right here

  • @morthwyl2587
    @morthwyl2587 2 года назад +3929

    Dude I've only ever seen Mantis Shrimp take a hit and run approach and slowly wear something down but Kai just fuckin doomguy's his way through these things.

    • @TheHortoman
      @TheHortoman 2 года назад +261

      the only thing crabs fear is kai. he rips and tears till hes done

    • @krieger8825
      @krieger8825 2 года назад +103

      RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE

    • @badasstigeroscar7444
      @badasstigeroscar7444 2 года назад +74

      Can mantis shrimp punch out the aquarium glass? 🤔

    • @garrywhite13371337
      @garrywhite13371337 2 года назад +25

      @@badasstigeroscar7444 ive been wondering that too

    • @xeth9074
      @xeth9074 2 года назад +64

      @@badasstigeroscar7444 sometimes yes, they have the capability to punch at the force of a .22 pistol bullet.

  • @paulperc3047
    @paulperc3047 2 года назад +6137

    “Can he beat the big one”
    Kai: *Punches his fucking arm off like it’s Mortal Kombat*

    • @GetintheCAH
      @GetintheCAH 2 года назад +85

      Kai is a menace who needs to be stopped at all costs

    • @blakebrouwer3266
      @blakebrouwer3266 2 года назад +20

      @@GetintheCAH Aye Aye Boss!... so uhhhh-you gotta a plan?

    • @Swayedits13
      @Swayedits13 2 года назад +18

      @@blakebrouwer3266 yeah take a 12 gauge shotgun summon a shark army like Poseidon and attack also pray you don’t get hit in the crown Jules

    • @shortax6147
      @shortax6147 2 года назад +12

      Crabs drop their arms to bait prey. Its a protection mechanism, they regrow their limbs.
      Edit: Spelling

    • @GetintheCAH
      @GetintheCAH 2 года назад +3

      blake brouwer it took me 4 days but Blake you’re not gonna believe the foolproof plan I’ve come up with.
      Run….RUN LIKE HELL

  • @JoseRodriguez-jn2ur
    @JoseRodriguez-jn2ur 2 года назад +1480

    The crabs were like "JESUS CHRIST EVERYBODY RUN"

    • @CrossKarma2
      @CrossKarma2 2 года назад +20

      "Naw fuck yall two imma chill right here..." famous last words

    • @suicideking6391
      @suicideking6391 2 года назад +14

      @Shortclips 101 yes

    • @TheAxeter
      @TheAxeter 2 года назад +9

      "C'mon boyz it's three on one he messed with the wrong cra-"

    • @khalidibnalwalid2032
      @khalidibnalwalid2032 2 года назад +1

      Jesus Christ is corrupt

    • @CrossKarma2
      @CrossKarma2 2 года назад +2

      @Shortclips 101 listen with some I phone 4 headphones and you'll hear the crabs garbled speech

  • @mintishere8898
    @mintishere8898 2 года назад +198

    I love after how's he finished the 1st he turned to his right like "Your Next!"

  • @truec0re193
    @truec0re193 2 года назад +5407

    Imagine if these things were the size of dogs and amphibious, they'd be running up on us liquifying our insides like OP mirelurks

    • @xglobalstarx3914
      @xglobalstarx3914 2 года назад +278

      I know what I’m having nightmares about tonight

    • @SuperSmokerLogan420
      @SuperSmokerLogan420 2 года назад +112

      Mirelurk razorclaw

    • @ceasefire2825
      @ceasefire2825 2 года назад +57

      Ey bro do i have a creature for you then. Mirelurk Hunters

    • @SpacedudeProductions
      @SpacedudeProductions 2 года назад +27

      Fallout 4 npc looking asses are gonna be the number 1 cause of death

    • @AQS521
      @AQS521 2 года назад +10

      Not really we could easily shoot them

  • @ahmedbenamor4849
    @ahmedbenamor4849 2 года назад +1757

    -Does a whole massacre, kills children and eats their limbs while their parents watching.
    -Gets pinched once, Panics.

    • @zalor4254
      @zalor4254 2 года назад +66

      a glass cannon

    • @logankimker579
      @logankimker579 2 года назад +3

      Lmaooo

    • @tremors536
      @tremors536 2 года назад +2

      I would have no further reason to exist if not for comments like these. Hahaaaa

    • @WolfSoul89
      @WolfSoul89 2 года назад

      the bump tho

    • @connerblalock2734
      @connerblalock2734 2 года назад

      😂😂💀 ikr but it’s still interesting

  • @IngeniousOutdoors
    @IngeniousOutdoors 2 года назад +648

    "Kai vs crabs. Can he take on the big one?"
    **sound of cheeks immediately getting clapped**

  • @chipatarthelastchipbender7684
    @chipatarthelastchipbender7684 2 года назад +42

    Big crab: waddles away without an arm and a hole in his shell.
    Kai: *sniff sniff* your arm was the snack the rest of you was dinner. *drags crab into abyss*

  • @ValhallaAMV
    @ValhallaAMV 2 года назад +2062

    The simple fact that you can hear the impact through the water really tells you how hard he can hit.
    Also, rule #2: Double Tap

    • @EmazingGuitar
      @EmazingGuitar 2 года назад +142

      Their punch is so powerful that it evaporates water molecules for a fraction of a second

    • @siccoblue2112
      @siccoblue2112 2 года назад +64

      Hits with the force of a .22 bullet

    • @vilenationgaming
      @vilenationgaming 2 года назад +86

      It’s like a small explosion… if they were human size it would be like getting hit with a nuke

    • @ismoilnosirov6134
      @ismoilnosirov6134 2 года назад +26

      Kai hit so hard that it took off the hand of the crab.

    • @maddielovelee
      @maddielovelee 2 года назад +8

      @@EmazingGuitar so what would happen if they pinched a person? Would we lose our flesh there?

  • @InEx808
    @InEx808 2 года назад +181

    "Can he take on the big one?"
    Kai's punch vibration is so strong,the sound is crystal clear, under water,in an aquarium

  • @Sinbadofficials
    @Sinbadofficials 2 года назад +4085

    “Drops crabs in”
    Kai: it smell like bitch in here
    (Proceeds to fuck up crabs 1 by 1)

    • @BianicEpicVideos
      @BianicEpicVideos 2 года назад +26

      Loiter squad: undersea addition

    • @electricbeing993
      @electricbeing993 2 года назад +3

      🤣🤣

    • @poshpearls23
      @poshpearls23 2 года назад +3

      Yoooooooo lmfao

    • @thesciencerapshow
      @thesciencerapshow 2 года назад +5

      It smells like bitch in here 🤣🤣😂☠
      Mantis Shrimp Science Rap Video now available on my channel! You won't want to miss this one! It's a *BANGER* 🤯

    • @shaggy_e210
      @shaggy_e210 2 года назад +4

      This rolled my ass💀💀💀

  • @verulu
    @verulu 2 года назад +58

    "💖Yesss he can💖"
    Meanwhile Kai disintegrating the crabs tendons 😇

  • @pencilspianos8412
    @pencilspianos8412 2 года назад +1199

    "Money. money. money."
    - Mr. Krabs last words

    • @Acenthus
      @Acenthus 2 года назад +36

      "Money, Money, Money, AHHGGGGUFGGHHSAAAAAAA"

    • @ItsJustBIaze
      @ItsJustBIaze 2 года назад +10

      @@Acenthus argh argh argh
      *SCP FEMUR BREAKER NOISES*

    • @helvetewinter68666
      @helvetewinter68666 2 года назад +1

      You can hear they screams

    • @brinettevalorie4554
      @brinettevalorie4554 2 года назад +1

      Lmao, it's that one meme again

    • @connorsky8814
      @connorsky8814 2 года назад

      Kai: where’s my money crabs!! Crabs:my money! Kai: 12!!! Crabs: X.X

  • @dad7153
    @dad7153 2 года назад +1013

    "kai freaking because the crab is pinching him"
    *goes into the darkness*
    *smacking sound*
    "damn, you ain't wanna mess with kai"

  • @jjorshie3041
    @jjorshie3041 2 года назад +631

    The way he just decimated the small crab then snaps around for the other crab was f.cking intimidating

    • @altera9666
      @altera9666 2 года назад +24

      "AYO IM NOT DONE WITH YOU!"
      *Scuttles over*
      *CRUNCH CRACK SNAP*

    • @twistedpixel2558
      @twistedpixel2558 2 года назад +12

      Mantis shrimp ain't no joke. Psycho clowns of the ocean.

    • @lexguttman
      @lexguttman 2 года назад +12

      Just be glad they're not much bigger than that.

    • @a.fakename1686
      @a.fakename1686 2 года назад +1

      So glad some noticed that too oh my god XD

  • @goblinking4213
    @goblinking4213 Год назад +9

    🤣🤣 that last smack was personal

  • @wafflenic2787
    @wafflenic2787 2 года назад +455

    “Kai vs crabs”
    Meanwhile crabs: GOD HELP US ALLLL

  • @tylertice6588
    @tylertice6588 2 года назад +1330

    Imagine being the crab and seeing the equivalent of a freight train with boxing gloves rush towards you

    • @natedawg1114
      @natedawg1114 2 года назад +22

      Freight train and blunt force clubs you mean 😂

    • @JoseFernandezAizaakAesir
      @JoseFernandezAizaakAesir 2 года назад +12

      Thats why the third one didnt Even move x

    • @volterkeg
      @volterkeg 2 года назад

      Allll aboard the pain train!

    • @brandons7272
      @brandons7272 2 года назад +2

      Freight train with Thor's hammer

    • @crab378
      @crab378 2 года назад

      I got the first part, i just hope I never have the second part...

  • @nathanperez9372
    @nathanperez9372 2 года назад +231

    *Drops Crabs*
    Kai: “weakness disgusts me”

    • @UandMeDasame
      @UandMeDasame 2 года назад +3

      Thats some Madara sht right there

  • @anonymoose_987
    @anonymoose_987 7 месяцев назад +3

    The crab pinching him just made him take him to the shadows to finish him 😂

    • @JulieAziza
      @JulieAziza 3 месяца назад

      I felt that too, especially with that last punch we hear at the end of the video 🤣

  • @JordanTheMann
    @JordanTheMann 2 года назад +126

    Kai: "I just cut off your bloody arm!"
    Big Crab: "It's a mere flesh wound. Come on then! Let's fight."

  • @clipsin2007
    @clipsin2007 2 года назад +258

    “Can Anakin kill younglings?”
    “Yes he can!”

  • @GoogleUser-xo4lk
    @GoogleUser-xo4lk 2 года назад +176

    "Can he take on the big one?"
    "Yes he can"

  • @SirinVoidQueen
    @SirinVoidQueen Год назад +8

    Awww.. he’s making lovely friends. Look at all the hugs he’s giving them

  • @kennethgdavis4643
    @kennethgdavis4643 2 года назад +427

    Owner: *Drops in crabs*
    Kai: SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, BLOOD FOR BLOOD GOD!!!

    • @beyourownweirdo2191
      @beyourownweirdo2191 2 года назад +3

      All hail KHORNE, lord of skulls, the blood god!! Kai is a loyal follower look at that form!

    • @beyourownweirdo2191
      @beyourownweirdo2191 2 года назад +1

      All hail KHORNE, lord of skulls, the blood god!! Kai is a loyal follower look at that form!

    • @mrfokaster2933
      @mrfokaster2933 2 года назад +5

      This post right here Inquisitor

    • @thesciencerapshow
      @thesciencerapshow 2 года назад +1

      Y'all funny af 🤣 exactly why I did a Science rap bout them

    • @iamthesenate5333
      @iamthesenate5333 2 года назад

      Technoblade or warhammer

  • @erenthebirb1220
    @erenthebirb1220 2 года назад +987

    Crabs: **Exist**
    Kai: "You're mere existence..It disgusts me!"

    • @ZazaTyson
      @ZazaTyson 2 года назад +3

      Your

    • @UltraGamma25
      @UltraGamma25 2 года назад +1

      *Your

    • @maddiepatton6482
      @maddiepatton6482 2 года назад +3

      Why are both of the reply’s correcting the you’re? Lol 😂

    • @JackBair
      @JackBair 2 года назад +1

      @@ZazaTyson and ultra don't be a bitch leave them alone

    • @ZazaTyson
      @ZazaTyson 2 года назад +1

      @@JackBairsorry u took it that way

  • @dontspeed3830
    @dontspeed3830 2 года назад +584

    “Can this medieval wooden shield survive a shot from a .44 magnum?” Is all I heard

    • @lordcake158
      @lordcake158 2 года назад +4

      Somebody has to put caleb city pain sounds on this

    • @bread9434
      @bread9434 2 года назад

      @@lordcake158 *Jager*

    • @lordcake158
      @lordcake158 2 года назад

      @@bread9434 what?

  • @YondiliciousSBG888infinity
    @YondiliciousSBG888infinity 2 года назад +24

    Kai: “im unemployed but you can still get this work son”

  • @EnigmaEnginseer
    @EnigmaEnginseer 2 года назад +1675

    Crab: *exists*
    Kai: “You have a lot of nerve being alive!”

  • @ITS-HALBY
    @ITS-HALBY 2 года назад +707

    Crab: *is alive and well*
    Kai: "and I took that personally"

  • @mathisntmybestsubject8440
    @mathisntmybestsubject8440 2 года назад +669

    Crabs: (dropped in the tank, falling to the bottom)
    Kai, not 2 seconds later: *PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION…* but _you_ being in _pieces_ was.

    • @wav3zeq
      @wav3zeq 2 года назад +8

      I saw an image of him swimming toward them while Reading this

    • @Akijinverse.
      @Akijinverse. 2 года назад

      Lol

    • @Akijinverse.
      @Akijinverse. 2 года назад +2

      Kai: u thought existence was an "OPTION?"

  • @kabyaherovlog4514
    @kabyaherovlog4514 Месяц назад +1

    Crab: what's that noise?
    Kai: GET OUT

  • @dulizardglasses3170
    @dulizardglasses3170 2 года назад +525

    Kai rolled up like:
    YOU CAME TO THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL

    • @unbo_lillo1848
      @unbo_lillo1848 2 года назад +4

      *You came to the wrong tank fool

    • @Wab2007
      @Wab2007 2 года назад +1

      It’s you picked the wrong house fool.. lmao

    • @dulizardglasses3170
      @dulizardglasses3170 2 года назад +3

      @@Wab2007 I know what I typed and I meant it.

    • @Wab2007
      @Wab2007 2 года назад

      @@dulizardglasses3170 huh

    • @daltontaylor8830
      @daltontaylor8830 2 года назад

      “You in the wrong neighborhood cuh”

  • @SpicyColaaaa
    @SpicyColaaaa 2 года назад +2228

    He took “we stay hungry we devour” to a whole new level

    • @sukybasasavage1229
      @sukybasasavage1229 2 года назад +57

      Pulls off crab arm "and take whats ours"

    • @siddharthranjan447
      @siddharthranjan447 2 года назад +14

      @@sukybasasavage1229 black and samoan in its veins

    • @ronin6116
      @ronin6116 2 года назад +7

      @@siddharthranjan447 his culture banging with restrains! WHAT'S HIS MF'ING NAME?!

    • @eimrane
      @eimrane 2 года назад +9

      @@ronin6116 KAI

    • @caseykarr7171
      @caseykarr7171 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Arian-_-159
    @Arian-_-159 Месяц назад +1

    Crabs enter tank
    Crabs:,,why is there a green health bar over there?!“

  • @pickle8618
    @pickle8618 2 года назад +113

    I love how he just runs at them and starts beating them up

  • @Jennifer-ih4de
    @Jennifer-ih4de 2 года назад +327

    crabs: enter tank
    Kai: “and I took that personally”

  • @ok..5271
    @ok..5271 2 года назад +321

    Owner: *sleeping*
    Kai: *tap tap tap*
    Owner: "damnit Kai's beating something to death again"

    • @dockla4049
      @dockla4049 2 года назад +4

      Would be fun as hell seeing Kai beat the living shit out of something after just waking up at 3 am and seeing that it was a robber

  • @Botmini17
    @Botmini17 2 года назад +35

    “The big one “
    Bro he like 1/10th of Kai’s size of course he’s gonna beat him

    • @Savitarax
      @Savitarax Год назад +2

      I mean them shells are thick as hell and their pinchers are enough to split fingers. Might be 1/10th but they punch way above their weight

  • @CRMSNEXCLBR
    @CRMSNEXCLBR 2 года назад +283

    Kai: “Finna Catch These Hands Foo!”
    The Crabs: *Getting Punched out and can’t flee*

  • @rolfflorexil7704
    @rolfflorexil7704 2 года назад +68

    " Can he take on the big one?"....
    He is the big one😂

  • @LoneHerald
    @LoneHerald 2 года назад +273

    Ever since I learned of mantis shrimp, I kept wondering how terrifying it would be to see them in fallout
    They would've fit in perfect in fallout 4 far harbor

    • @dumbdog2924
      @dumbdog2924 2 года назад +6

      I think the mutie mantis shrimp would get the Skyrim giant space program treatment lol

    • @number2god
      @number2god 2 года назад

      @@dumbdog2924 why u say that lmao

    • @7563able
      @7563able 2 года назад +6

      Aren't fog crawlers based on mantis shrimp?

    • @ninjaman38
      @ninjaman38 2 года назад

      @@number2god the way giants are programed in skyrim makes you go flying if they kill you, he's saying the mantis shrimp would probably do the same thing

    • @warrengavin4502
      @warrengavin4502 2 года назад

      Mirelurk

  • @06lynch
    @06lynch 2 года назад +36

    Kai: Better scramble like a egg before i fold you like omelette.

  • @AtomicFlounder42
    @AtomicFlounder42 2 года назад +137

    "Can kai handle crabs?"
    *unending flurry of blows commences*

    • @dead_vibes
      @dead_vibes 2 года назад +1

      Druid/Monk

    • @winstonpan6051
      @winstonpan6051 2 года назад +1

      @@dead_vibes bro I want to play a Druid with a mantis shrimp companion in the next underwater campaign

    • @gabrielcross1062
      @gabrielcross1062 2 года назад

      This just gave me so many monk ideas its not even funny

  • @jacksonquinn8744
    @jacksonquinn8744 2 года назад +122

    I love how the part when the crab starts pinching him Kai instead quickly drags him over to back and you just hear *thwack thwack*

  • @phalamy9180
    @phalamy9180 2 года назад +1579

    I love how aggressive Kai is.
    He sees a single thing moving in his tank and he is beating the shit out of it before the thing can even look at its surroundings.

    • @holyfook1238
      @holyfook1238 2 года назад +145

      @@satellitecannon9463 Nature doesn't care about integrity you ether live or die shit happens 🤷‍♂️

    • @Ogilvy51warriors
      @Ogilvy51warriors 2 года назад +33

      @@holyfook1238 underrated comment.

    • @sellmethispen4607
      @sellmethispen4607 2 года назад +41

      @@satellitecannon9463 ok go fight a gorilla mister tough guy

    • @thatboultae9327
      @thatboultae9327 2 года назад +3

      You gotta see tyson lmao he's a heavy hitter, hook up mantis shrimp vs crab

    • @2royalmvp642
      @2royalmvp642 2 года назад +1

      @@sellmethispen4607 I’ll go fight a gorilla with this AR-15 I got

  • @thehoboeskimo9888
    @thehoboeskimo9888 2 года назад +5

    Can Bob the Builder or Handy Mandy talk to their equipment?
    Yes they can

  • @frostwolf8994
    @frostwolf8994 2 года назад +199

    Crabs: *Exist*
    Kai: “And I took that personally,”

    • @thesciencerapshow
      @thesciencerapshow 2 года назад

      Lol the violence of Kai
      Mantis Shrimp Science Rap Video now available on my channel! You won't want to miss this one! It's a *BANGER* 🤯

    • @bigmanfloyd5653
      @bigmanfloyd5653 2 года назад +1

      Cringe basic RUclips comments

  • @xzgamez3426
    @xzgamez3426 2 года назад +320

    Kai:* mercilessly killing the other crabs *
    * one of them runs away *
    kai: * turns around at mach 7 * and says where do you thing your going

    • @TB.167
      @TB.167 2 года назад +1

      I saw it running away it was so sad

    • @AM-cs2vz
      @AM-cs2vz 2 года назад +1

      Kai literally punches that crabs arms clean off his body. Like a mortar hitting a solider in WW2.

    • @thesciencerapshow
      @thesciencerapshow 2 года назад +1

      Lol mach 7 🤣😂☠ just did a Science rap about mantis shrimp violence!

  • @Revengeance_
    @Revengeance_ 2 года назад +50

    Crab: "Oh wow what a nice habitat, so much space, very homely, can't wait to live out the rest my years he-... why do I hear boss music?"

  • @marthaciguenas8057
    @marthaciguenas8057 2 года назад +10

    Bro is the definition of the *doom* music kicking in.

  • @BloodRoseKitten
    @BloodRoseKitten 2 года назад +527

    Zoomer: "This food slaps!"
    Kai: "I slap food."

  • @jaydivine6375
    @jaydivine6375 2 года назад +426

    I can imagine Kai saying "bitch" for every hit 💀

    • @mxcmeloc8408
      @mxcmeloc8408 2 года назад +1

      ...

    • @devinbrown4454
      @devinbrown4454 2 года назад

      Underrated comment

    • @mxcmeloc8408
      @mxcmeloc8408 2 года назад

      @@devinbrown4454 but... I don't get it

    • @MrgetyouDone818
      @MrgetyouDone818 2 года назад

      @@mxcmeloc8408 like you know how when you’re beating someone in a game? you’re like “yeah take that donkey kong you suck” but in a more vile and malicious way by saying “bitch 😠👊🏻” while kai was demolishing the crabs hahah

    • @mxcmeloc8408
      @mxcmeloc8408 2 года назад +2

      @@MrgetyouDone818 oh... Well that sounds rather dull to just say "bitch" then...

  • @DayDreemer_
    @DayDreemer_ 2 года назад +132

    I love how Kai turns around to the big one like, “Your turn.”

  • @k-sayre6045
    @k-sayre6045 2 года назад +3

    Imagine you're that third crab that scuttled away and now you're just counting the minutes as the echoes of the shattering *CLACK* reverberates throughout your carapace. There is no rest, there is no peace, there is only *CLACK*

  • @stephvidaze4074
    @stephvidaze4074 2 года назад +62

    Crabs:" damn it's hella spacious in here my brothers"
    Kai:" YOU DONE ENTERED THE WRONG HOUSE FOO"

    • @khansteadman3124
      @khansteadman3124 2 года назад +1

      Kai: you have the audacity to be in my presence ?!

  • @detectivecotton6824
    @detectivecotton6824 2 года назад +62

    “Can he take on the big one”
    Kai: * Doom music starts playing*

  • @joshuaravenfernandez7989
    @joshuaravenfernandez7989 2 года назад +49

    "Do you feel it now Mr. Krabs?"

  • @jockseethe9300
    @jockseethe9300 2 года назад +6

    "Can he take on the big one?"
    *(discombobulates crab)*

  • @calebstevens2398
    @calebstevens2398 2 года назад +184

    Woke up and said “I got murder on my mind”🤣🤣

  • @Jake-up6og
    @Jake-up6og 2 года назад +108

    It’s like the equivalent of feeding live rodents to reptiles. Expect this shrimp is a whole lot more gangster

  • @skull_with_teeth
    @skull_with_teeth 2 года назад +29

    Crustacean: i have armor!
    Mantis shrimp: *NO*

  • @lifesupport-sh7sk
    @lifesupport-sh7sk 2 года назад +7

    Crab simulator be like:

  • @connor.chan.jazzman
    @connor.chan.jazzman 2 года назад +40

    "Master Kaiwalker, there's too many of them, what are we gonna do?"
    Master Kaiwalker:

    • @camdipset
      @camdipset 2 года назад +3

      Wot r we going tew dew

  • @MrDarrell4444
    @MrDarrell4444 2 года назад +603

    Had to watch a few times to realize, Kai literally attacks the smaller one as soon as he touches the tanks floor. Two seconds later the smaller one gave up the good fight, Kai then picks it up and holds it close to his body. Only to immediately turn around and go to work on the bigger one. My man did not even eat the first one, know nothing about the species but never seen a hunter successfully kill and catch their meal. To only not eat it in satisfaction and hunger,, but put it on his back to take on a bigger challenge. Kai You Rock

    • @holierthanu1
      @holierthanu1 2 года назад +17

      Kai would make for a fantastic jrpg adventurer, moves from one challenge to a bigger one without a thought

    • @garageofscrap
      @garageofscrap 2 года назад +14

      I think it’s probably something to do with the fact they could be threatening to him, so he disposed of them in the fastest and most sigma way possible

    • @neonwalker3223
      @neonwalker3223 2 года назад +1

      He also let the big one get away once he had his meal

    • @VitaeLibra
      @VitaeLibra 2 года назад +2

      Would you continue eating your meal if 2 goats walked into your house?
      Territory first, everything else second. Personal space and boundaries are easily lost yet hard to reclaim

    • @daveywood7138
      @daveywood7138 2 года назад

      Go look up more about killer whales they are horrifyingly fked about hunting

  • @BMW-sd6nn
    @BMW-sd6nn 2 года назад +43

    Kai: "So you've chosen death"
    Crab: "Money, Money, Money, ahhhh!"

  • @Shannon-vv6rr
    @Shannon-vv6rr 24 дня назад

    I love how I have seen so many mantis shrimp videos at this point that I was waiting for the post kill fairy fly away zoomies 😂🎉❤

  • @chickentenders2217
    @chickentenders2217 2 года назад +12

    🦀🦀🦀 “We’re getting a new home!”
    👁👄👁 🥊

  • @dazthespaz06
    @dazthespaz06 2 года назад +180

    He really just cracked that crab and punched his claw off.

    • @tro5era
      @tro5era 2 года назад

      Kai really have a nice strategy there xd

    • @3rdstreetsaint904
      @3rdstreetsaint904 2 года назад

      They're known to break aquarium glass

    • @trollface1334
      @trollface1334 2 года назад +1

      Some crabs can release their claw to ward of predators here we see an example of it working momentarily.

  • @Anthony-qk1lk
    @Anthony-qk1lk 2 года назад +25

    *I like how he's busy on the first crab and the second crab is sidestepping the hell out of there and he turns around and goes "What are you doing, get back here" !*

  • @EquinFrost
    @EquinFrost 2 года назад +1

    The crab pinching him delivered justice for his fallen friends

  • @GetintheCAH
    @GetintheCAH 2 года назад +97

    Innocent little crabs: oh wow what a beautiful new environme-
    Kai: ok throw hands then

  • @jacobcurley4742
    @jacobcurley4742 2 года назад +40

    The big crab desperately trying to flee was an early indication for me that he could in fact, be taken.

  • @kj-ng9fo
    @kj-ng9fo 2 года назад +152

    The fact that we can hear it through the glass is terrifying

    • @maxbobbigames
      @maxbobbigames 2 года назад +19

      Actually it's a mini sonic boom

    • @kodybell4616
      @kodybell4616 2 года назад +2

      @@maxbobbigames didnt think he asked? But either way surprising we can hear it through the water/acrylic

    • @sergionada1
      @sergionada1 2 года назад +14

      @@kodybell4616 wtf

    • @Bogdan42069
      @Bogdan42069 2 года назад +3

      @@maxbobbigames nice

    • @Cometsarecool
      @Cometsarecool 2 года назад +2

      @@kodybell4616 It isn't surprising bc it's a sonic boom (which is a cool piece of information)

  • @prodogprodog123god6
    @prodogprodog123god6 2 года назад +1

    The way he makes the noise😂😂

  • @toaster3334
    @toaster3334 2 года назад +14

    Kai's literally going "ORA ORA ORA ORA" on the crabs.

  • @ejknight88
    @ejknight88 2 года назад +26

    "Can he take on the big one?"
    Kai: * IMMEDIATELY starts wrecking shit*

  • @ButterDog42069
    @ButterDog42069 2 года назад +17

    -Ok so, who's Kai, like a fish or someth - HOOOOOLY FUCK

  • @jonnalfaro3623
    @jonnalfaro3623 Год назад

    Crab: LIBERATIOOO… ah what the fu- ah quit punching me, AAHAHHAHHHHH!!!!

  • @musicplusquotes
    @musicplusquotes 2 года назад +52

    "can Kai handle crabs??"
    "and i took that personally"

  • @Sweetlady888
    @Sweetlady888 2 года назад +36

    When Kai said “On SIGHT!”…. he meant it 🤣🤣 No talking just straight action.

    • @emirhanbedel331
      @emirhanbedel331 2 года назад

      İsn't it "on sight?"

    • @Sweetlady888
      @Sweetlady888 2 года назад +1

      @@emirhanbedel331 lol yea yea… you know what I meant

  • @epicpandacannon6509
    @epicpandacannon6509 2 года назад +7

    I love that even the crustacean freaks out when something smaller and bug like touches it 😂

  • @twnnyone_k
    @twnnyone_k 2 года назад

    The big one was tryna dip😂😂😂 smart guy

  • @logical536
    @logical536 2 года назад +361

    Thats such a polite peacock mantis shrimp, staying in its tank and not breaking the glass :-) i heard theyre impossible to keep because if they decide to leave its all over.

    • @bluecarpet4618
      @bluecarpet4618 2 года назад +30

      The tank he has isn't breakable by Kai, he said it in a different video.

    • @deadsamurai3076
      @deadsamurai3076 2 года назад +17

      He can't break that glass.

    • @Double0hTater
      @Double0hTater 2 года назад +2

      “Aight ima head out”

    • @strider5119
      @strider5119 2 года назад

      They can't break tanks

  • @yungturtle5586
    @yungturtle5586 2 года назад +11

    "Can he take the big one."
    Kai: *RUN YO CLAWS CUZ*

  • @vibexeno
    @vibexeno 2 года назад +54

    The crab at the glass was like:HELP! LET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

    • @chris_goodman445
      @chris_goodman445 2 года назад

      It is pretty depressing watching people put these animals and watching them get massacred for their entertainment

  • @ngatzireich
    @ngatzireich 8 месяцев назад

    Kai smaking the "BITCH OUT OF THEM" EVEN THE BIG ONE TRYD TO RUN AWAY😂😂

  • @michaellennerman7844
    @michaellennerman7844 2 года назад +26

    Aww yes, another episode of Kratos vs farmers.