’Gutfeld!’ laughs off the week’s unused jokes

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  • Опубликовано: 13 дек 2024

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  • @4stringz.
    @4stringz. 5 часов назад +36

    Greg’s leftovers are 100x funnier than SNL’s weekend update

    • @7hills812
      @7hills812 4 часа назад +6

      SNL is unwatchable anymore

  • @Justfreeloading
    @Justfreeloading 3 часа назад +10

    Avacados are also grown in Fl and CAL

  • @jimcampbell1292
    @jimcampbell1292 4 часа назад +29

    God bless you and your family, Greg Gutfeld.

  • @maidenminnesota1
    @maidenminnesota1 4 часа назад +27

    Those wall parts belong to the US taxpayers! We paid for them!!!

    • @MarieGauthier-h2r
      @MarieGauthier-h2r 2 часа назад

      How much border wall did TRUMP build when he was last in office… he promised he was going to build a border wall and MEXICO was going to pay for it. He was in office 4years… where is his wall ? Not ALL immigrants are criminals….some are running away from dictators… and are seeking asylum. Maybe he wants to deport his wife Melania ???? Trump’s grandfather was an immigrant from Germany… Trump’s wives were immigrants. That is ok for him to hire immigrants and not pay them…. Marry immigrants …just making a statement….how do we know his wife is not a drug dealer ???? Or maybe he just wants to send her back to where she comes from ….

  • @rogerodle8750
    @rogerodle8750 4 часа назад +16

    Texas Governor Abbot says he's going to buy up all the wall parts FedGov puts up for auction.
    Legend.

  • @falcongray-yc3up
    @falcongray-yc3up 4 часа назад +9

    Feel so happy for Gutfeld

  • @wyoung3170
    @wyoung3170 4 часа назад +12

    Oops hey Greg congrats on the baby girl ❤️

  • @boombastic108
    @boombastic108 4 часа назад +9

    Kat is right. Guacamole is massively overrated. It's not that good.

  • @henrybangs7544
    @henrybangs7544 6 часов назад +32

    Fox is the best. Proudly African conservative

  • @MusicandMoneyMatters
    @MusicandMoneyMatters 6 часов назад +45

    Congratulations on your new baby girl, Greg!

    • @Dpitzle
      @Dpitzle 5 часов назад +3

      Yes, we miss you Greg...congratulations and take your time.

  • @marilyn1630
    @marilyn1630 6 часов назад +39

    Congrats on the new baby Greg and the Misses.

  • @William-Bill-Munny
    @William-Bill-Munny 3 часа назад +5

    Avacado orchards were huge in Irvine California since the 1860's - well until politicians exchanged our assets for foreign supplies of everything. People have no idea what it was like to consume grown or made in America when it was a common thing. How good it tastes or how long it lasted before ending up in a landfill - people have forgotten how good we had it - but then again that was probably part of the plan.

    • @BaileyBrendt
      @BaileyBrendt 2 часа назад +2

      Those were the days my friend...

  • @craigwin3685
    @craigwin3685 3 часа назад +4

    Here a little fact about avocados in California. Twenty years ago we used to have many avacodo ranches in Southern California. Cheap avacados from Mexico (whose farmers are regularly extorted by the cartel) ran these ranches out of business… they converted to growing Oranges.

  • @Profiles.ofPower
    @Profiles.ofPower 6 часов назад +31

    So proud to have voted for President Trump! He is the Only choice to save our Country 🇺🇸💯🇺🇸

    • @Charlie_Instigator
      @Charlie_Instigator 6 часов назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤦

    • @sabaha4637
      @sabaha4637 5 часов назад +2

      Absolute 💯 Trump Rocks❤️

    • @kalvitien
      @kalvitien 5 часов назад

      Exit polling indicates that Donald Trump won the 2024 election because voters were concerned about the economy and the price of goods. They are going to be in for a shock because Trump is now admitting that he is NOT going to be able to bring prices down for them just a little over a month after he repeatedly told them he would do it almost instantly. This is classic bait and switch, and the public is about to learn the hard way that they were conned AGAIN.

  • @zoehosie-dz9pc
    @zoehosie-dz9pc 5 часов назад +16

    Let the guacamole come through legally

  • @standbackitsgonnablo
    @standbackitsgonnablo 3 часа назад +3

    we have avocado farms in California… let’s just buy american and grow our own economy.. how bout that!

  • @DrewMAGA
    @DrewMAGA 6 часов назад +19

    Well, it's been days and the drones aren't falling out of the sky, which reveals they apparently were not manufactured by Boeing.

  • @parrishhighley54
    @parrishhighley54 2 часа назад +2

    Adam Carola: "The Donner Party didn't die because they ran out of guacamole!" That. Is. Hilarious. So much so that it should go on someone's gravestone. It's also the reason that, even though, Greg is not here, he and his colleagues have created a vehicle that is self-sustaining. I miss Greg as much as anyone, but let him spend this precious time with his newborn daughter because doing so will ultimately hone the timing and presentation all of his colleagues to an even finer edge.

    • @StoneyRerootkit
      @StoneyRerootkit 2 часа назад +1

      ❤It's So Great To See Adam C o n This Show😊🎉😊

  • @LarryGreenough
    @LarryGreenough 4 часа назад +4

    Hi , why doesn't Musk or TRUMP buy the wall material for $5.00 a piece and save the country millions of dollars that we would be spending for new wall .

  • @frankmckay3943
    @frankmckay3943 4 часа назад +3

    Way to go Greg!!! Prayers to the Good Lord, Jesus our Savior, and the Holy Spirit for the little lady. Amen. PS you and mom too!

  • @wyoung3170
    @wyoung3170 4 часа назад +5

    California avocados are the best in the world! And my wife makes the best guacamole in the world! We eat avocado by itself and in our salads! But we would rather have a secure border! We would also rather have California avocados versus Mexican!

  • @JHRIRS2010
    @JHRIRS2010 2 часа назад +2

    Tyrus, is right on point, kudos.

  • @Luther-y9b
    @Luther-y9b 6 часов назад +10

    When food prices rise on a particular item I just change to another product. Chicken breast prices are steadily rising so I switched to chicken thighs. Much cheaper and in a slow cooker makes a terrific soup for almost half the price!!!! Adapt, because its only gonna get worse, believe me!

    • @kalvitien
      @kalvitien 5 часов назад

      Exit polling indicates that Donald Trump won the 2024 election because voters were concerned about the economy and the price of goods. They are going to be in for a shock because Trump is now admitting that he is NOT going to be able to bring prices down for them just a little over a month after he repeatedly told them he would do it almost instantly. This is classic bait and switch, and the public is about to learn the hard way that they were conned AGAIN.

  • @_SYDNA_
    @_SYDNA_ 4 часа назад +4

    How much of the current Avacado price goes to payoff the cartels?

  • @FrankCruz-y9o
    @FrankCruz-y9o 5 часов назад +9

    I HOPE GREG COMES BACK SOON!

  • @justindunphy8964
    @justindunphy8964 6 часов назад +12

    should talk about who owns those avocado farms

  • @robschannel4512
    @robschannel4512 5 часов назад +4

    Pocahontas said what the left is saying Daniel Penny is bad, Luigi good.

  • @jimcampbell1292
    @jimcampbell1292 4 часа назад +6

    Crime and avocados…

  • @Penkila
    @Penkila 4 часа назад +2

    Tom is better than all the other cohosts. It’s been a rough week of watching Gutfeld, great job Tom, congratulations Greg

  • @gingerale1861
    @gingerale1861 4 часа назад +3

    Tom should get his own show. He is the best at filling in for Greg. Then we would have 2 shows t watch 😊

  • @au7-721
    @au7-721 3 часа назад +2

    So Hunter is now selling scrap metal to pay for his addiction?

  • @bretmavrick-ph2ip
    @bretmavrick-ph2ip 6 часов назад +8

    Kat Timph is a pretty woman ❤❤

    • @nobushidono9897
      @nobushidono9897 5 часов назад +1

      Say that when you see her without makeup.

  • @JoanCouncil
    @JoanCouncil 2 часа назад +2

    Tom is the best host by millions

  • @Jrsydevil7
    @Jrsydevil7 3 часа назад +1

    I definitely love me some queso

  • @ManyHeavens42
    @ManyHeavens42 6 часов назад +6

    Why is it every time we talk about staying alive they talk about moral implications ?????? 👥 Never follow anyone who wants to die

  • @doctorbeanis
    @doctorbeanis 4 часа назад +4

    Bill's gf is 50 years younger than him?! Holy moly!

    • @ikeskifan
      @ikeskifan 4 часа назад +1

      Bill just called a coach eligible draw up the middle

  • @jimcampbell1292
    @jimcampbell1292 4 часа назад +3

    Darn, if only they could pay Citizens market prices for their services…

  • @λφα-Ἐγώἄ
    @λφα-Ἐγώἄ 5 часов назад +2

    Holy Guacamole!

  • @giannabella9183
    @giannabella9183 3 часа назад +1

    I'm all for tariffs and I am no Democrat. But I think we need the healthy avocado to be available. One of the best foods. Not on toast either. Not as guacamole either. Just the nice sliced fresh avocado. Delicious and healthy. LOL a regular plain avocado is a health food item, not a luxury item.. I'm not talking about guacamole as I said before

  • @terrysmiles8599
    @terrysmiles8599 5 часов назад +2

    Windsome the Leutenit Governor is one hell of a good women FOX she is a rock and roll star as far as im concerned.....I very smart good women!!!!

  • @LeeLeeBellePBJLee
    @LeeLeeBellePBJLee 4 часа назад +2

    Avocados are disgusting, they taste like mushy, wet, grass.

    • @peterhauk1914
      @peterhauk1914 3 часа назад +1

      You ate mushy wet grass.?
      😂

    • @LeeLeeBellePBJLee
      @LeeLeeBellePBJLee 2 часа назад

      @peterhauk1914 Our sense of taste is heavily influenced by our olfactory senses. Around 80% of what we perceive as taste actually comes from our ability to smell. When I eat an avocado, its odor activates olfactory receptors in the nose, which then combine with taste sensations. Since avocados have a smell similar to something like "mushy, wet grass," the brain associates those smells with the taste, even though I’ve never eaten wet grass itself. So, the taste experience is shaped more by the smell than by direct taste alone.
      Is this not common knowledge?

  • @youdontknowmemom8119
    @youdontknowmemom8119 3 часа назад

    Grow your own avecadoes apples and peachs. In your back yard.

  • @ericschmit5911
    @ericschmit5911 5 часов назад +2

    Where can you buy a side of guac and chips for $5??

  • @Polly-h6r
    @Polly-h6r 6 часов назад +3

    Take money from binden with all he has stolen!

  • @peterhauk1914
    @peterhauk1914 3 часа назад

    I'm sure the cops in San Francisco are looking for that U-haul real real hard 😂

  • @jimcampbell1292
    @jimcampbell1292 4 часа назад +1

    Pineapple oranges.

  • @TMMeyers
    @TMMeyers 3 часа назад +1

    Netflix did a foods special a while back. And one of the episodes was about avocados. In that episode it was described as a billion dollar business and almost just as dirty as the drug business. So with that being said I don't think they're going just let them rot.

  • @jacob.tudragens
    @jacob.tudragens 5 часов назад +1

    I had an Avocado tree in my backyard in Oceanside California in the late 80s!

    • @panzerlieb
      @panzerlieb 4 часа назад +1

      Exactly! Sounds like a great opportunity for enterprising US farmers to plant some avocado orchards.

  • @gregmatz3693
    @gregmatz3693 5 часов назад +1

    I thought all the fruits and nuts came from California.

  • @jimcampbell1292
    @jimcampbell1292 4 часа назад +1

    Take the foot stool out of the living room.

  • @erikabimbo7555
    @erikabimbo7555 4 часа назад +1

    I don't like guacamole. I hate avocados, and I live in California.

  • @BetsyRoss2U
    @BetsyRoss2U 5 часов назад +1

    Keep Tom Shillue as host or give him his own show. Tyrus is good too.

    • @au7-721
      @au7-721 3 часа назад

      Tyrus is whack.

  • @evelynkilgore828
    @evelynkilgore828 4 часа назад

    California avocados farmers would rather sell em overseas because they get more $$ for em.

  • @jenniferwaite3219
    @jenniferwaite3219 3 часа назад

    On the topic of Greg becoming a dad at 60. Why not? They have been married for 20 years. Love Always. I think it's wonderful.

  • @hula62
    @hula62 5 часов назад +2

    Why not buy cheap avocados from California or USA avocado?

  • @gutterfalcon2912
    @gutterfalcon2912 3 часа назад

    I have Never even tasted it . I hope I can make it through to the next election .

  • @sabaha4637
    @sabaha4637 6 часов назад +6

    The Trump 🛎️ impact is Huge🕶️🎉🦾😎🌟

    • @AllElectric-xb8gy
      @AllElectric-xb8gy 6 часов назад

      America is having buyers remorse and Trump hasn't been sworn in yet... 😂 🤣 😂

    • @ejseabury
      @ejseabury 5 часов назад

      @@AllElectric-xb8gy: 😂😂

    • @AllElectric-xb8gy
      @AllElectric-xb8gy 5 часов назад

      @@ejseabury AP poll: Over half of Americans have no confidence in Trump's appointments. Only 3 of 10 are confident in Trump's choices.

    • @sabaha4637
      @sabaha4637 5 часов назад

      Just a reminder for denyers:
      Trump WON 78 mil voters❤️
      Thats not a half of the country ‘hater🫵🤣

    • @sabaha4637
      @sabaha4637 5 часов назад +1

      Trump
      WON
      78 mil 😎

  • @spaceweasel
    @spaceweasel 4 часа назад

    New York Times is great.....for washing windows.

  • @alancohen5688
    @alancohen5688 2 часа назад

    Guacamole can come through the legitimate entry ports.

  • @banzand
    @banzand 2 часа назад

    New York Times MAYOR?!! Tom!

  • @geneelkins1707
    @geneelkins1707 5 часов назад

    Holy guacamole!!! I grew up in Tujunga!!!❤️

  • @jackbooten2681
    @jackbooten2681 4 часа назад +1

    Everybody thinks Joe's a spy
    He's got Kenny Roger eyes

  • @johnscamardo2145
    @johnscamardo2145 2 часа назад

    who cares I don't eat guacamole and never started . not missed anything and never heard of one even until the 2000's.

  • @TheSakufighter
    @TheSakufighter 4 часа назад

    Good job Secret Service. Stevie Wonder could’ve made those shots.

  • @gvatech
    @gvatech 2 часа назад

    Guacamole looks like baby poop

  • @petebailey8223
    @petebailey8223 3 часа назад +1

    Yes let's worries about food and not our jobs that are being taking to all these other countrys, someday we will be broke and poor but hey let's play stupid and keep the drugs coming.

  • @cristinaemichael4177
    @cristinaemichael4177 6 часов назад +2

    I don't even avocado.

  • @miraheil5521
    @miraheil5521 3 часа назад

    Only Tom shillue really can substitute for Greg. Kat and Tyrus don’t measure up.

  • @chrisp7652
    @chrisp7652 3 часа назад

    Make Avocados Rare Again

  • @brucebehling6372
    @brucebehling6372 5 часов назад +1

    How many of the bids on the wall materials will Paul P get?

  • @madcrabber1113
    @madcrabber1113 4 часа назад

    As long as I have my hot sauce I'm good.

  • @FrankCruz-y9o
    @FrankCruz-y9o 5 часов назад +1

    I can't remember the last time I had avocado.

  • @hughmanetti1908
    @hughmanetti1908 4 часа назад

    Wait!!!
    Are they taking away yoga pants???
    NOOO !!!!!!

  • @user-w5l1m
    @user-w5l1m 5 часов назад

    maybe the former mechanical metaphor as it rolls

  • @Luke-v9o8k
    @Luke-v9o8k 4 часа назад

    Love

  • @glennsnider-g5l
    @glennsnider-g5l 5 часов назад +1

    Darn good leftovers

  • @user-w5l1m
    @user-w5l1m 5 часов назад

    the newly formated coffee break

  • @God-family-country
    @God-family-country 5 часов назад +1

    Add break on RUclips was for avocados from Mexico

  • @peterhauk1914
    @peterhauk1914 3 часа назад

    There are way too many comments about guacamole. You gotta be kidding me.

  • @ajknaup3530
    @ajknaup3530 2 часа назад

    These are funnier than the jokes they used, IMHO. Maybe it's the delivery?

  • @ElleDeeOnTheRiver
    @ElleDeeOnTheRiver 5 часов назад

    Tony Shaloub is the best sub.

  • @cubansli3099
    @cubansli3099 4 часа назад

    They are a disgrace

  • @ge3186
    @ge3186 4 часа назад

    Why does Adam sound like Gilbert Godfrey??

  • @anatolib.suvarov6621
    @anatolib.suvarov6621 2 часа назад

    Elon should buy it all, store it, and return it to Donald Trump after 20 January, 2025!

  • @MW-gm7cq
    @MW-gm7cq 2 часа назад

    It might just be me, but Kat and Tyrus don’t ever seem to laugh when others on the “panel” get laughs. To me, it makes them look bad when the audience is laughing and clapping and they sit there and look grumpy. 🤷🏻‍♀Just sayin’.

  • @BudKnocka
    @BudKnocka 3 часа назад

    GLUCKAMOLE

  • @ShotgunMessiah
    @ShotgunMessiah 3 часа назад

    The weeks biggest unused joke ... Harris . Bwahahaha you lose

  • @jeffreylinde4381
    @jeffreylinde4381 6 часов назад +6

    Avocados……. About $1. At twice that price, still half the price of a Big Mac. Lame stream media and those that listen to them are LAME

    • @MrLizardDude1
      @MrLizardDude1 6 часов назад

      It’s gonna get worse…. With trump tariffs because we get 90 percent of our avocados from Mexico 😂😂😂

    • @Hi_from_the_UK
      @Hi_from_the_UK 6 часов назад

      @@MrLizardDude1 And you may well deport those that produce the 10% that you do not import?

    • @Kaithsweet-t6y
      @Kaithsweet-t6y 6 часов назад

      Hello how are you doing today

    • @MatthewJamesKent
      @MatthewJamesKent 6 часов назад

      ​@@MrLizardDude1that's why we're going to start getting everything from America now and forcing America to bring back the stuff from overseas or from other countries and start selling here again

    • @Hi_from_the_UK
      @Hi_from_the_UK 6 часов назад

      @@MatthewJamesKent And deporting migrant farm workers helps that?

  • @stephenroot1012
    @stephenroot1012 4 часа назад

    Sounds like the Red States needs to go on a buying spree to get the stuff need to build border walls on the borders with the Blue States.

  • @CapPTanMcKringleBerries
    @CapPTanMcKringleBerries 6 часов назад +1

    Where is gutfeld!!!!!!!!

  • @princejohn8245
    @princejohn8245 5 часов назад

    Where's your segment on "Trumps tells the public he won the election on the promise of bringing grocery prices down, but now openly admits that he has no plan to do that?"

    • @au7-721
      @au7-721 3 часа назад

      Biden is having to sell scrap metal to buy his groceries.

  • @levimosser747
    @levimosser747 5 часов назад

    Guac over queso any day

  • @positronicreflex.
    @positronicreflex. 4 часа назад

    This guy is like the conservative version of Conan

  • @jamaicanwash6667
    @jamaicanwash6667 3 часа назад

    Kitty Kat looks gooood!!! Showing her plenty of her beautiful and now fuller legs!!! Pregnancy agrees with her and is truly becoming of her! Not that she didn’t look good before her pregnancy but OMG! She looks super hot with the extra pounds! Wuuuhuuu!!!❤❤❤

  • @terryboone3333
    @terryboone3333 4 часа назад

    I dont like avocadoes or guocamole.

  • @GrandpaVince
    @GrandpaVince 6 часов назад +6

    We just want traditional American patriot jokes 🇱🇷

  • @sfl6307
    @sfl6307 3 часа назад

    TRUMP IS A JOKE ….at every rally he said he will cut food prices 😂😂😂😂NOW HE SAYS ITS TO GARD TO DO and Yet, Biden told us the truth that Trump has no plans and the leading economists said Kamala Harris has the experienced people who know how to do the job, THEY WERE RIGHT

  • @ronarch7910
    @ronarch7910 4 часа назад

    👍👍

  • @ShotgunMessiah
    @ShotgunMessiah 3 часа назад

    Kamala harris became president 😂😂😂 bwahahaha .

  • @Lorri-dr4ft
    @Lorri-dr4ft 6 часов назад +1

    👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌🙌