My dad, who was a cowboy and rodeo announcer, told me to gently but firmly say “Kick me! Kick me!” Whenever walking behind a horse. He explained that horses will only kick if they think it is their idea. If you TELL them to do it, then they won’t. Made sense to me for years.
Whenever parents told me they had the chemical it made me want to SEE it in action and I DEFINITELY peed in every pool that a parent told me had that chemical
4:08 Those parents are monsters. When you switch from the old "putting pets on a farm" metaphor to revealing that you ate all their pets... I mean, try to have _some_ discretion.
18:34 At age 4, I figured out that Santa Wasn't real, though oddly enough because he knew my allergies. My grandma, my _own grandma,_ who had an MBA at Harvard... whatever that was, and whatever that meant... I was 4. But people always tried to convince me that my grandma was smart. Anyhow, she could not get my diet right to save her own life, let alone mine. My teachers, well... daycare ladies? Were better, but always made mistakes. My Dad? He was convinced it was all a lie. I would protest, and he would often force-feed me stuff I was allergic to. After a few times of me projectile vomiting onto him... well, I'm not sure that he was _convinced_ that my diet was real, but he _did_ stop force feeding me. So, on my fourth Christmas, Santa bought me my favorite carob chips, from the local health food store. The kind that only my Mom would possibly know to buy... and everything just clicked. Nothing about the Santa story made any sense. How he traveled, how he kept track of all those kids, when real adults couldn't even handle a single kid... even a sweet little, innocent angel, like myself? So I asked Mom, and for some reason she answered honestly. Anyhow, this has already run too long for a RUclips comment section. She instilled trust in me, and I knew I could come to her when I needed to. Thankfully, I never needed to for "Stranger Danger" or "Sinister Ministers," so that was good too.
This stuff I actually hate, parents lying to their kids, instead of simply explaining things to their kids with logic and reasoning they take on their gullibility and lie to them. They can hold onto that shit for years and there are consequences to those lies. Parents, stop lying to your kids and explain the truth.
Day shift. They legitimately throw my shift and crew (I'm department lead) under the bust ANY CHASE they get. Just last week a part got ruined and they nlamed us until my supervisor checked cameras and caught them lying in 1080p.
I thought your eyes could become square from watching too much tv, being on my ipad too much. I literally carried a mirror around to make sure it hadn't happened
When my preschool son asked about the origin of all the grease spots in the mall parking lot, I told him that was from all the children running unsafely in the parking lot that got crushed by cars and trucks. He stuck close by me in parking lots after that. He told me later that he believed it for years.
Not really the dumbest but at one point I thought watching all forms of media going downhill was gonna be temporary and in a few years we would get good tv video games and movie again this was in 2018 it's now 2024 there is no hope modern media is trash there will be no revival of good media ever again
For the first couple years I believed my ex-husband's nonsensical over the top outrageous stories about what happened to his paycheck or who that girl was who answered his phone so yeah the dumbest thing I ever believed was him (Shane botten)
This is minor, but my father actually convinced me that human BEINGS was actually pronouced as human BEANS. In 3rd Grade, everyone, including the teacher, laughed at me in science class, and when I told my father, he guffawed. I STILL hate him for this, even more than 20 years later....
This video taught me that some parents don't think about the consequences of their words
That parents and teachers always have kids' best interest in mind.
6:20 - In Britain, speed bumps are also known as 'sleeping policemen' - although the term seems to have fallen out of use somewhat in recent years
My dad, who was a cowboy and rodeo announcer, told me to gently but firmly say “Kick me! Kick me!” Whenever walking behind a horse. He explained that horses will only kick if they think it is their idea. If you TELL them to do it, then they won’t. Made sense to me for years.
That's hilarious.
I used to believe that if you work hard do whatever was asked of you you will be promoted and rewarded
It can. Union work, brother...
0:12 TBH that would make me WANT to stay up late.
People.
Kindness. Basic human decency. Compassion. Caring. Love.
All lies, to con kids and cretins into behaving.
Whenever parents told me they had the chemical it made me want to SEE it in action and I DEFINITELY peed in every pool that a parent told me had that chemical
4:08 Those parents are monsters. When you switch from the old "putting pets on a farm" metaphor to revealing that you ate all their pets... I mean, try to have _some_ discretion.
Yeah, this pissed me off too. Those people are absolutely monstrous.
18:34 At age 4, I figured out that Santa Wasn't real, though oddly enough because he knew my allergies. My grandma, my _own grandma,_ who had an MBA at Harvard... whatever that was, and whatever that meant... I was 4. But people always tried to convince me that my grandma was smart. Anyhow, she could not get my diet right to save her own life, let alone mine. My teachers, well... daycare ladies? Were better, but always made mistakes. My Dad? He was convinced it was all a lie. I would protest, and he would often force-feed me stuff I was allergic to. After a few times of me projectile vomiting onto him... well, I'm not sure that he was _convinced_ that my diet was real, but he _did_ stop force feeding me. So, on my fourth Christmas, Santa bought me my favorite carob chips, from the local health food store. The kind that only my Mom would possibly know to buy... and everything just clicked.
Nothing about the Santa story made any sense. How he traveled, how he kept track of all those kids, when real adults couldn't even handle a single kid... even a sweet little, innocent angel, like myself? So I asked Mom, and for some reason she answered honestly. Anyhow, this has already run too long for a RUclips comment section. She instilled trust in me, and I knew I could come to her when I needed to. Thankfully, I never needed to for "Stranger Danger" or "Sinister Ministers," so that was good too.
That hard work would lead to s succesful life.
I thought that Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.
LOL
This stuff I actually hate, parents lying to their kids, instead of simply explaining things to their kids with logic and reasoning they take on their gullibility and lie to them. They can hold onto that shit for years and there are consequences to those lies. Parents, stop lying to your kids and explain the truth.
And stop lying just because you think it's funny to make sh!t up and swear to your kids it's true!
I used to say "puter" to my son instead of "computer" his kindergarten teacher asked me what a "puter" was. I felt like a bad parent. 😂.
Day shift. They legitimately throw my shift and crew (I'm department lead) under the bust ANY CHASE they get. Just last week a part got ruined and they nlamed us until my supervisor checked cameras and caught them lying in 1080p.
18:37 me when Santa claws got me a used ps2 on Christmas.
I thought your eyes could become square from watching too much tv, being on my ipad too much. I literally carried a mirror around to make sure it hadn't happened
When my preschool son asked about the origin of all the grease spots in the mall parking lot, I told him that was from all the children running unsafely in the parking lot that got crushed by cars and trucks. He stuck close by me in parking lots after that. He told me later that he believed it for years.
I'll be telling my kids that.
This explains how religions start and how even grown ups will believe anything and compartmentalize their belief as they still believe in science
Not really the dumbest but at one point I thought watching all forms of media going downhill was gonna be temporary and in a few years we would get good tv video games and movie again this was in 2018 it's now 2024 there is no hope modern media is trash there will be no revival of good media ever again
There are sea slugs that swim.
For the first couple years I believed my ex-husband's nonsensical over the top outrageous stories about what happened to his paycheck or who that girl was who answered his phone so yeah the dumbest thing I ever believed was him (Shane botten)
This is minor, but my father actually convinced me that human BEINGS was actually pronouced as human BEANS. In 3rd Grade, everyone, including the teacher, laughed at me in science class, and when I told my father, he guffawed. I STILL hate him for this, even more than 20 years later....
I feel like a genius now, thanks. But really, I just read a lot of non-fiction since childhood. Raise your kids to be boring!
Used to believe people were more intelligent than me. Not really the reality 😕
The government.
🙄Explains a lot about society 😂
God.
Dammit you beat me
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Damn right
😂😂😂😂 French kiss / pregnant 😂😂😂 huhhh.
I thought sheep and gosts where the same animal as all sheep where female and all goats where male
God
Christianity
Same, sister.
Ghost of Kyiv
I believed in god then I studied religion relentlessly. All kinds. It’s all BS.
Allah. Islam.
Christianity is just as bad.
Christianity
God