Costco Boost Pack | Electrician vs. Truck Starter

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
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  • @wallphone
    @wallphone 3 года назад +839

    When you'll need to use that thing, it'll be chaos on the side of the highway, other vehicles screaming past, and the jump pack will be snug and warm as a bug on your workbench.

    • @tobydyes
      @tobydyes 3 года назад +3

      Sounds like you had a couple of beers already

    • @tobydyes
      @tobydyes 3 года назад +6

      I like that saiding 5 seconds later inside sweater😂😂😂

    • @gbjl26
      @gbjl26 3 года назад +19

      @@tobydyes buddy who has had a few beers?

    • @chrisbleurgh7425
      @chrisbleurgh7425 3 года назад +12

      @@gbjl26 I reckon if you cranked him he'd hydrolock.

    • @rickRN77
      @rickRN77 3 года назад +2

      The club is a joke right?

  • @GeoffTV2
    @GeoffTV2 3 года назад +272

    I love how you keep the steering lock from being stolen by securing it to a car.

    • @wizzo183
      @wizzo183 3 года назад +5

      Well yeah it’s the most expansive component

    • @matthewspry4217
      @matthewspry4217 2 года назад +5

      Steering lock worth more than the truck

    • @boboften9952
      @boboften9952 2 года назад +2

      Locking Picking Lawyer
      On You Tube
      Shows How Venerable Steering Bar Locks Are

  • @pamdemonia
    @pamdemonia 3 года назад +133

    You can tell the Dewclaw is a real electrician, using his kleins as anything but pliers. Here's to you all!

    • @sebastiencharette6637
      @sebastiencharette6637 3 года назад +15

      You can tell he's an electrician by the hole in his boots too

    • @andyreid7274
      @andyreid7274 3 года назад +7

      9" diagonal cutting hammer

    • @AToolWithTools
      @AToolWithTools 2 года назад +2

      We still haven't seen the ultimate test: does he or does he not know what a broom is at the jobsite?

  • @FM4AMGV
    @FM4AMGV 3 года назад +739

    The fact some half ass wires and a makita battery got you closer...

    • @teardowndan5364
      @teardowndan5364 3 года назад +73

      I'm surprised the alligator clips managed to do anything at all before spontaneously combusting, so much wiring resistance in those long thin cables.

    • @leerman22
      @leerman22 3 года назад +24

      Should have used some spare speaker wire.

    • @RipRoaringGarage
      @RipRoaringGarage 3 года назад +53

      That was full ass right there. No half or quarter assing.

    • @hyperboloidofonesheet1036
      @hyperboloidofonesheet1036 3 года назад +24

      Elechicken doesn't carry anything heavier than 16g? Should have used the desoldering braid!

    • @FM4AMGV
      @FM4AMGV 3 года назад +11

      @@hyperboloidofonesheet1036 I repaired my fathers starter wire (the lead between solenoid and motor) with 3 12GA wires. A temporary solution that works...

  • @nubie1100
    @nubie1100 3 года назад +186

    Broke boot mountain

  • @gordonellis6565
    @gordonellis6565 3 года назад +520

    Serving a 14 year old single malt in plastic cups, you can't hide class.

    • @Alexander_l322
      @Alexander_l322 3 года назад +45

      AVE is 14?

    • @peterrenn6341
      @peterrenn6341 3 года назад +5

      @@Alexander_l322 I'd say that was about right :-). (thanks for the best comment here btw)

    • @Alexander_l322
      @Alexander_l322 3 года назад

      @@peterrenn6341 🙂

    • @barkebaat
      @barkebaat 3 года назад +4

      @@Alexander_l322 : they start them early in Canaderp

    • @Pentti_Hilkuri
      @Pentti_Hilkuri 3 года назад +2

      14 year old Scotch? That drink is underaged!

  • @practacticaloutdoorsandthi6962
    @practacticaloutdoorsandthi6962 3 года назад +81

    When dewclaw was talking about absolute zero, I'm like those are stoner thoughts 😅

    • @xmachine7003
      @xmachine7003 2 года назад +2

      Recognized it first thing....didn't ya😉

  • @briannielson6903
    @briannielson6903 3 года назад +587

    I like that you're worried someone will steal the dang thing.

    • @captiveimage
      @captiveimage 3 года назад +21

      @@burnte had exactly the same thought. Also thought you would be better off leaving it nickable and hoped someone ran off with it. At least you'd get the insurance settlement back.

    • @elijahherman
      @elijahherman 3 года назад +40

      Noticed it also ran without a key 🤔

    • @mcsheesh2052
      @mcsheesh2052 3 года назад +22

      If they get the thing started it's an earned steal

    • @BoHolbo
      @BoHolbo 3 года назад +6

      @@elijahherman It ran?? 😳
      Boy, I sure hope they caught up to it!
      (I had to, and I’m not even sorry. 😆)

    • @GigAnonymous
      @GigAnonymous 3 года назад +7

      Probably worried for those poor thieves...

  • @johnchristinamattoon9097
    @johnchristinamattoon9097 3 года назад +33

    “Somethin’ tells me ol’ peg ain’t allowed to have an sks”🤣🤣.......mint!!!!👌

    • @iggy151
      @iggy151 3 года назад +4

      Glad I'm not the only one that caught that

    • @joehatch1602
      @joehatch1602 3 года назад +5

      Is he talking about zip ties guy?

    • @pacific4x444
      @pacific4x444 3 года назад +2

      @@joehatch1602 yep

    • @joehatch1602
      @joehatch1602 3 года назад +1

      @@pacific4x444 Thanks. I think last time I saw zip ties he said something about peg. Maybe cause of his bad leg? Glad hes back to all his fucks and shits

    • @lucasaccount573
      @lucasaccount573 3 года назад +1

      @@joehatch1602 bad leg? no leg. Zip Ties right leg doesn’t exist from just above the leg down

  • @eltedo804
    @eltedo804 3 года назад +197

    I have never seen a more accurate production of any project that my best friend and I have worked on together.

    • @mchipitt
      @mchipitt 3 года назад +25

      You have double the man power but it always takes twice as long

    • @feellucky271
      @feellucky271 3 года назад +9

      It's a very good depiction of male bondage...er bonding.
      It has always been thus the world over.
      Thank God for a good friend.Cheers

    • @djmjr77
      @djmjr77 3 года назад +4

      Sooo true .. always a cluster fuck ... and three trips to the hardware or auto parts store .. lol

    • @86angrybees
      @86angrybees 2 года назад

      @@mchipitt you get two guys 4 hands and only half the work gets done, curious how that math works out

  • @JA-pb7oz
    @JA-pb7oz 3 года назад +23

    Two drunk Canadians trying to start a truck , it what Saturday nights were made for. I love these two.

  • @Jake.Sherlock
    @Jake.Sherlock 3 года назад +345

    “We got fucking three phase DC here man!”

    • @jaylittleton1
      @jaylittleton1 3 года назад +4

      Yeah, but it's 50 Hz.

    • @miketrissel5494
      @miketrissel5494 3 года назад +5

      That old Ford alternator really is putting out 3 phase, and then converting it to DC via the diodes :)

    • @chrisbleurgh7425
      @chrisbleurgh7425 3 года назад +3

      @@miketrissel5494 Ain't that the normals?

    • @skunknet64
      @skunknet64 3 года назад +1

      @@miketrissel5494 yeah pretty sure its all alternators that do that, nothing to do with Ford or it being old. Unless you can point me to one that doesnt? Sounds interesting if thats the case.

    • @willrobbinson
      @willrobbinson 3 года назад

      wheres the third claw

  • @wibblywobblyidiotvision
    @wibblywobblyidiotvision 3 года назад +177

    What's funny, apart from everything, is that a Makita battery giving up its soul through wires no thicker than an angel's pubes got you closer than that costco POS. Haven't laughed so much in ages.

    • @CCW1911
      @CCW1911 3 года назад +12

      I can't believe those 18 gauge jumpers couldn't carry enough current to start that thing, Chinesium smh.

    • @SuperUltimateLP
      @SuperUltimateLP 3 года назад +3

      I actually used something similar to this boostpack with much success.
      I believe that the battery here is absolutely fucked.
      With a battery that's still somewhat working those small boosters can work.

    • @D4no00
      @D4no00 3 года назад +4

      @@SuperUltimateLP bruh, a truck like that draws for sure 200A when cranking, THOSE PUNY WIRES cannot handle that current, I'm not even talking about the poor battery that can output maximum of 20A. In extreme cases you use the drill battery to *charge* the battery not to draw directly when cranking, otherwise you fry all electronics inside of it.

    • @SuperUltimateLP
      @SuperUltimateLP 3 года назад +2

      @@D4no00 that's why I said that the battery here is fucked.
      If it wasn't that bad you could boost the main battery and successfuly start your car.
      I'm not even sure 200A is enough, my gas powered car with 1.4L needs more then that.

    • @D4no00
      @D4no00 3 года назад +1

      @@SuperUltimateLP they had the goddamn heater inside, just take the battery and warm it up, it will start by itself...

  • @halnywiatr
    @halnywiatr 3 года назад +155

    Interstate Battery? There's your problem; north of the border you should be using an Inter-Province battery.

    • @turboconquesteob
      @turboconquesteob 3 года назад +2

      😁😁

    • @MikeBrown-ii3pt
      @MikeBrown-ii3pt 3 года назад

      I see what you did there lol!

    • @JasonHenderson
      @JasonHenderson 3 года назад +5

      We lost an interstate battery last week. It was dated 5/18. seems so young for a battery to go.

    • @NY411Info
      @NY411Info 3 года назад +2

      @@JasonHenderson Wow , seems weird most Interstate batts last 7 years in Northern NY.

    • @pete_lind
      @pete_lind 3 года назад

      @@NY411Info I would like old nickel-iron batteries back , but who would make a battery that customers dont need to change ever (average lifespan 40 years) , its just to clean them up and put new lye in and its like new ... cant do that with lead batteries .

  • @captiveimage
    @captiveimage 3 года назад +185

    Awesome! Battery fucked, holes in shoes, but really decent libation available. Good to see the priorities are all sorted.

    • @tamask001
      @tamask001 3 года назад +7

      Holes in shoes, burns up a Makita battery for fun. Sorted priorities CONFIRMED.

    • @biguprochester
      @biguprochester 3 года назад +7

      It’s totally legal to drive drunk on your own property

    • @captiveimage
      @captiveimage 3 года назад

      @@biguprochester 👏

    • @Dysturbed-00
      @Dysturbed-00 3 года назад

      We beat global warming! Texas is froze!

    • @leavemealone.2150
      @leavemealone.2150 3 года назад +2

      Clapped out old Ford...Fancy space age computerized drill press worth more than my house.. I would have to agree!!

  • @Stayhesh
    @Stayhesh 3 года назад +31

    “How cold is it?” “Ahhh about four jump packs.”

  • @GrantCulham
    @GrantCulham 3 года назад +266

    Ah yes, good old "current limiting via undersized wires".

    • @NathanDeger
      @NathanDeger 3 года назад +23

      I call it an is the line fuse

    • @nscantling
      @nscantling 3 года назад +7

      You don't need a fuse if the wire is small enough, it'll blow right in two before the current is exceeded.

    • @Thorsummoner0
      @Thorsummoner0 3 года назад +6

      pardon me, isn't that there called a fuse?

    • @glenecollins
      @glenecollins 3 года назад +1

      @@myownsite nah it isn’t cold enough to make copper superconductive lead maybe but not copper (being at 7.5K would also explain why the lithium pack gave up the ghost and not faulty design or workmanship)

    • @GReaper
      @GReaper 2 года назад +1

      lol. any conductor is a fuse if enough current is pulled through it.

  • @KRAVATTNET
    @KRAVATTNET 3 года назад +16

    started to laugh so hard that tears was falling when you where looking at the tailpipe and found the leak up the bed 😂

    • @xmachine7003
      @xmachine7003 2 года назад +1

      That's not a leak...
      That's an emission thermal dissipation system...
      Engineeeeered😉

  • @ColdieHU
    @ColdieHU 3 года назад +11

    I almost pissed myself when the exhaust fumes came out the holes in the chassis. XD

  • @theRICKbowman
    @theRICKbowman 3 года назад +271

    Dewclaw: “Nothin works out here, the only idiots workin’ out here is us”
    😂🤣😅

    • @mkultra4542
      @mkultra4542 3 года назад +12

      Real people building the economy.

    • @chadsimmons6347
      @chadsimmons6347 3 года назад +9

      After i cold start my old Dodge truck, im buying me some good ole scotch whisky.

  • @PwnySlaystation01
    @PwnySlaystation01 3 года назад +6

    "How many of those do you think you get?"
    "You get one less than you need"

  • @ThePostApocalypticInventor
    @ThePostApocalypticInventor 3 года назад +415

    Looks like, you, Diesel Creek and yours truly all uploaded within a three hour time frame today. Not sure if this is good or bad, but it happened! Best regards from Germany!

    • @chr12PH1lL1P2
      @chr12PH1lL1P2 3 года назад +2

      It's sure good for me!!

    • @WHATSUPWATSON
      @WHATSUPWATSON 3 года назад +3

      Saturday night sorted

    • @pegtooth2006
      @pegtooth2006 3 года назад +3

      I just watched your upload!

    • @paulvale2985
      @paulvale2985 3 года назад +2

      @@pegtooth2006 Me too lol.

    • @pegtooth2006
      @pegtooth2006 3 года назад +2

      @@paulvale2985 this has been a great Saturday for uploads too..

  • @wadechappell8375
    @wadechappell8375 3 года назад +3

    Brings a tear to my eye. Oh how I miss the soothing whine of the power steering after jumping the solenoid with a screwdriver to head off on another adventure in the ol’ 300

  • @davemackinnon6487
    @davemackinnon6487 3 года назад +4

    My god, that’s the funniest thing I’ve watched in years!
    Bless you, boys!

  • @infidelmat
    @infidelmat 3 года назад +36

    It's a nice breath of fresh air watching professionals in action...

  • @MikeClowder
    @MikeClowder 3 года назад +78

    I've heard of the Safety Squint, but this is the first time I've seen a Caution Fan.

    • @RipRoaringGarage
      @RipRoaringGarage 3 года назад +3

      OSHA approved

    • @Fordrally89
      @Fordrally89 3 года назад +4

      My favorite part of a Ford...I tell all my co-workers to "watch out for the Caution Fan"

    • @dancearoundtheworld5360
      @dancearoundtheworld5360 3 года назад +1

      safety is fur chumps, pro sichiation right hear

  • @rapterassasin9785
    @rapterassasin9785 2 года назад

    I'm watching this a few months late but damn Ave pops the cork grab the bottle and say " I don't think that trucks getting started today" hands down best thing I've heard in a long time

  • @Sjackson2369
    @Sjackson2369 3 года назад +80

    The one ball must have fallen out of the dew claws wife’s purse. Also, to the dew claw: how do you whiskey?

    • @loren481
      @loren481 3 года назад +5

      Start by removing the "e" :)

    • @IvoTrausch
      @IvoTrausch 3 года назад +3

      Steven Jackson you magnificent...
      BASTARD!

    • @Sjackson2369
      @Sjackson2369 3 года назад +1

      @@IvoTrausch you magnificent....
      BASTARD!!!
      I knew someone else ran in the same circles as me

  • @Ed70Nova427
    @Ed70Nova427 3 года назад +2

    That 6 cylinder has no compression on one cylinder. We actually use those tiny battery jumpers now in the lot and they work pretty good, but I'm located here in California where it almost never gets down to freezing on the coldest day or the year. Good fun to watch thumbs up video. Thanks!

  • @baijokull
    @baijokull 3 года назад +1

    I have one of those costco boost packs, different version but same brand. I drove an old beater for a while that used to run out of pixies regularly and that thing saved me from the embarrassment of calling in a mate with some jumper cables quite a few times.

  • @remytv
    @remytv 3 года назад +105

    Did you try turning it off and on again, again

  • @Smegma_pirate
    @Smegma_pirate 3 года назад +2

    That is one of the finest mellowest 14yr single malts a man can get

  • @darryljones215
    @darryljones215 3 года назад +1

    The crunchy snow tells it all.

  • @jesseosterhout907
    @jesseosterhout907 3 года назад +8

    I love the zip ties and bias plys reference! I found Ave because of zip ties referral!

  • @kevinherrlin1772
    @kevinherrlin1772 3 года назад +2

    That was the finest cluster that tuned into success I've seen in a good while. Success being , you did not actually start that frigged Ford into a blazing wreck.... Cheers.

  • @LazerLord10
    @LazerLord10 3 года назад +102

    This brings back memories when I almost started a friend's '80s Ford Bronco with a drone battery. It would've worked if I used a 4-cell pack instead of a 3 cell.

    • @ChrisB...
      @ChrisB... 3 года назад +14

      Can verify that a drone 4-cell lipo will jump a car. I'd carry one in the glove box if I wasn't afraid of it exploding.

    • @theshankman8682
      @theshankman8682 3 года назад +11

      @@ChrisB... it wont explode unless you stab it with a screwdriver, id probably keep it in a fire prevention container for lithium cells (metal cookie box). i have a box full of lithium cells and only one of them started hissing at me though my safety training saved me and i chucked it out of my window. it was some cylindrical lipo i ripped out of a broken e-cigarette, stay the fuck out of those they are nasty outside of their metal casing

    • @Lozoot2
      @Lozoot2 3 года назад +1

      I started my sister's car with a 3s lipo just a week ago! It's definitely possible

    • @drkastenbrot
      @drkastenbrot 3 года назад +1

      3 cell packs can start engines nowadays, the 2000+ mah high quality packs do 200A for a few seconds.

    • @amorton94
      @amorton94 3 года назад +1

      It's just a 3s lipo in most of these little jump packs anyway.

  • @iamnoone9498
    @iamnoone9498 2 года назад

    Lying in bed here in Sydney Australia in the sweltering heat, fan blasting but aircon off because it sounds like a freight train to the neighbours at this time of night. And here I am watching Laurel and Hardy in the freezing cold and it reminded me of my pocket battery starter. Same deal, gives you just enough kick to get your hopes up. Then it realises that you’re trying to kick an eight cylinder and packs it in!

  • @Bundys
    @Bundys 3 года назад +9

    Well the priorities are still priceless, good spendy scotch and a 30 cent solo cup.

    • @Bundys
      @Bundys 3 года назад +5

      @@carolynwilbur1627 the old electchicken Dewclaw likes to stay grounded.

    • @jerrywells550
      @jerrywells550 3 года назад

      Won't jump a fully discharged battery, takes a bit to charge first. Senses the battery voltage to prevent reverse polarity before it allows current to flow.

    • @Bundys
      @Bundys 3 года назад

      @@jerrywells550 sounds like marital problems...

  • @flyingbeaver57
    @flyingbeaver57 2 года назад

    Balvenie 14 year old. 100 fer 2 buck red & white plastic cups from the land o' Loonies. Yup, we're in western Canada, Toto. I was so inspired by your gallant struggle that I poured out a dram of the Balvenie to keep you company. Came right from the distillery near Inverness, In 2014 B.S. (For our southern bretheren, B.S. = Before Sparklesox). When I visited, "Free" samples were being served - "Feel Free" to leave your wallet behind! Worth it).

  • @notsam498
    @notsam498 3 года назад +4

    I have one of these jumper pack things. It works pretty good actually, generally will give about 5-6 jumps. I had a car with a ground issue that took a couple weeks to hunt down. so i got to test this out in depth.

  • @garnetcampbell4389
    @garnetcampbell4389 3 года назад

    The ignition with no key............ Priceless.

  • @daveblack5109
    @daveblack5109 3 года назад +7

    "When you look at this thing you need a tetanus shot" ... Not an expression I've heard in the UK, spat coffee over my keyboard laughing...

  • @mikeday5776
    @mikeday5776 3 года назад +2

    One of my all time favourite sipping whiskies, any drink that’s confident enough to start its brand name with ‘The’ is going to be good.

  • @cloroxfreshmeadowbleach9860
    @cloroxfreshmeadowbleach9860 3 года назад +18

    The zip ties and bias plies joke really made me giggle

    • @blendtecbrah5761
      @blendtecbrah5761 3 года назад +2

      Came in to post this as soon as I heard Slave Lake

    • @robertpolkamp
      @robertpolkamp 3 года назад +4

      Those Snow Mexicans are all related.

  • @johnduerksen9191
    @johnduerksen9191 2 года назад

    Hands down, my favourite line of Scotches. Good choice!

  • @chasingcapsaicin
    @chasingcapsaicin 3 года назад +62

    been through 5 iterations of sent back melted bricks crying in shitago trying to crank a 1.9l jetta fuk sakes. Forgetabodit

    • @802Garage
      @802Garage 3 года назад +5

      Just buy one on Amazon. Tacklife, Imazing, TopVision, Crosstour. They're all beastly. Get one 1200A+ for good measure.

    • @chasingcapsaicin
      @chasingcapsaicin 3 года назад

      @@devilselbow Have, works a treat, spent five years tracking down an intermittent drain. does not help in that case. Ive tried many jump pac's to have, built my own. Possibly posting about that at some point. Not a tried and true, not a cheap YET` build.

    • @SnownelVEVO
      @SnownelVEVO 3 года назад +2

      Hell with that lithium crap. Get yourself one of those big assed Clore starters, I started my 4.6 V8 a couple dozen times on that thing with one charge when my battery terminal broke off, good exercise too carrying it around.

    • @johngaltline9933
      @johngaltline9933 3 года назад +5

      The TDI? that thing needs a lot of juice to crank. The stock battery is the same used in large trucks. even a good quality jump box has never gotten mine to crank without help from a proper charger. (My 35/200 amp charger is the best hundred bucks I spent 25 years ago.)

    • @sukmidri
      @sukmidri 3 года назад +1

      @@802Garage this,I've started dead 6.7 cummins engines with amazon lithium jumpboxes

  • @hixyhicks
    @hixyhicks 3 года назад

    You and your mate F ing about make me feel all warm and cozy , Hello from the UK .

  • @BPollard86
    @BPollard86 3 года назад +6

    Park that with the hood facing the sun. Electrochemical reactions and temperatures and whatnot. "how to jump your battery with a water bed heater"

  • @oldmandandan
    @oldmandandan 3 года назад

    Reminds me of the morning I jumpstarted my '83 Ford in the dark.
    50-50-90 on that one.
    Truck started up, abruptly followed by the jumper cables catching fire and melting, then spattering my sweater with burning plastic as I removed the cables from the battery.

  • @karljay7473
    @karljay7473 3 года назад

    So much for CostCo quality. I bought one of those old school jumpers way back when, worked like a charm for years.

  • @jockstewart8793
    @jockstewart8793 3 года назад +1

    This was the intro to the best Canadian TV show since Red Green. Make it happen!

  • @mkultra4542
    @mkultra4542 3 года назад +32

    Why do Ford trucks have a lower rear-bumper than other trucks ?
    .
    So that the kids can also help to push.

  • @240SSONLY
    @240SSONLY 2 года назад

    this is genuine mechanical comedy... luv you guys

  • @waiakalulu3501
    @waiakalulu3501 3 года назад +4

    These guys are SO GOOD at being guys. Don't anyone get your hopes your hopes up. You couldn't hang. These are f'en professionals.

  • @AjCohn
    @AjCohn 3 года назад

    sweet merciful god I was not prepared for the 2nd half of this video. I am literally shocked that shit worked. You're a magician.

  • @yrmoma
    @yrmoma 3 года назад +1

    This is the most I've laughed in a long time. Good belly laughs, too. Great content and thanks for uploading.

  • @marquitospino5432
    @marquitospino5432 3 года назад

    New seescriber i commend thee Master Sir! Im stunned Just turned on my bro in law 30 year retired machinist to your channel you two are the only school anyone will ever need.

  • @thomas316
    @thomas316 3 года назад +19

    Never happened back when we had crank handles. 🙂

    • @mor4y
      @mor4y 3 года назад +4

      I showed my (admittedly young) other half a picture of a old family Humber Super Snipe that still had a backup crank handle fitted in the pic....
      ....she asked me if it was a wind-up car, as in a clockwork car 🤦‍♂️ she sure is lucky she's got a gorilla grip putang or she'd be single after that comment

  • @stickystinky
    @stickystinky 3 года назад

    Did the same thing 7 years ago with 2 drill batteries. Worked like a charm... for the truck not for the batteries mind you... R.I.P. batteries

  • @B18CXr
    @B18CXr 3 года назад +20

    "Consent in a can" !!!!, Zip Ties where you at son?? : beer:

    • @Nuovoswiss
      @Nuovoswiss 3 года назад

      For those that don't get the reference, starter fluid is mostly ether, which is a potent anesthetic.

    • @timwilliams1910
      @timwilliams1910 3 года назад +1

      Cosby in a can!

  • @arsaeterna4285
    @arsaeterna4285 3 года назад +1

    I have one of those tiny battery jumpers, I have the Audew 2000A peak
    it works amazingly well, it takes three or four percentages off of the battery each jump
    I have given my grandpa's tiny toyota a jump and my VW station wagon as well

  • @Wh1terider
    @Wh1terider 3 года назад

    Just what I needed at 0430 in the morning. The line itself " just looking at the thing, makes me want to get a tenanus shot" was well.worth the chuckle.
    Cheers fellas

  • @jonmmarquis777
    @jonmmarquis777 3 года назад

    The satisfaction of the little cork "pop"

  • @alekosz2004
    @alekosz2004 3 года назад +1

    So cold that the flashers are merely describing themselves

  • @fieraci8500
    @fieraci8500 3 года назад +31

    “The Club” steering wheel lock? Jeeez. That’s old school. Brings back memories. People still use those things? Must be a large criminal element up there North of the border.

    • @slikcjim
      @slikcjim 3 года назад +1

      I'm fairly certain it's quite the opposite the criminals on our side of the border can get one of those off like it's held on with a wet paper sack the fact that they still use them up there kind of says there ain't much crime

    • @mkultra4542
      @mkultra4542 3 года назад +10

      Here in South-Africa it is tradition . .the first thing you go buy for your car . . . .also doubles as a self-defense tool.

    • @GigsVT
      @GigsVT 3 года назад +4

      iirc he has no ignition lock. the club is the only security

    • @leerman22
      @leerman22 3 года назад +2

      @@GigsVT A good way to fuck with thieves is just wire your battery's positive to a switch in the car hidden away. Of course this means the remote start won't work.

    • @kjisnot
      @kjisnot 3 года назад +1

      Are things that bad there that someone would actually steal that POS truck? lol

  • @fearcityfpv7037
    @fearcityfpv7037 3 года назад

    Before he mentioned the medicine...I said mannnnn, ol dew claws higher than a giraffes ass. 🤣
    I kind of miss getting roasted and doing stuff. Always made it that much more interesting.
    Cheers gentlemen.

  • @jorda.2412
    @jorda.2412 3 года назад +54

    Brass ball joke.
    It's so cold the local squirrels have their own nuts, in their cheeks.

  • @t.hartman1063
    @t.hartman1063 3 года назад

    Ahh, the dulcet whine of a Ford PS pump. Brings back memories of working in the oil field with my dad.

  • @Elkadetodd
    @Elkadetodd 3 года назад +6

    Ahh, the dulcet whine of a Ford power steering pump.

    • @stevecook7551
      @stevecook7551 3 года назад

      yes , listened to it a few times in my life . It's Henry's way of saying it's alive.

    • @Elkadetodd
      @Elkadetodd 3 года назад +1

      @@stevecook7551 All of my Ford's have done it. Some for more than 100k miles, but the pump always works just fine.

  • @233kosta
    @233kosta 3 года назад

    That clicking solenoid sounds like what I imagine the dull beaver sounds like

  • @VXRmartyn
    @VXRmartyn 3 года назад +5

    Costco’s finest strikes again...

  • @robbiemckay1064
    @robbiemckay1064 3 года назад

    Interesting fact, a brass monkey was a device used for storing cannon balls on ships, theory is it changed shape in the cold and the cannon balls would fall off and skittle unsuspecting sailors.

  • @jmbutlerjr
    @jmbutlerjr 3 года назад

    You two need your own comedy show🤣🤣🤣

  • @steven95N
    @steven95N 3 года назад

    Holy shit, I square wheel reference. Didn't know we were gonna get a Canadian History lesson this episode.

  • @emaugustBRDLC
    @emaugustBRDLC 3 года назад +1

    Dewclaw episodes are the best episodes!

  • @Tictacpanter
    @Tictacpanter 3 года назад

    "cold enough to freeze balls off a brass monkey" referring to a cannonball holder being called a monkey and the plate would contract with cold, causing the pyramid of balls to tumble. At least that's what a merchant Navy man told me.

  • @LoftechUK
    @LoftechUK 3 года назад +23

    I’ve not giggled so hard in a long time 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

  • @jamesocker5235
    @jamesocker5235 2 года назад

    Love the old dumb pixie pushers as you hook them up and they go
    Electronicals muck up the works every time

  • @mikeyo1O1
    @mikeyo1O1 3 года назад +8

    Holy shit, that exhaust leak made me cry laughing.

  • @tonyblake642
    @tonyblake642 2 года назад

    Jump started my vans many times with drill battery. Trick is to connect them for around 20sec, disconnect for 60sec and so on to allow to cool. Never try to start whilst still connected as it fries the leads and the battery.

  • @st200ol
    @st200ol 3 года назад +9

    Seems legit, drink half a bottle of Scotch and mess with angry pixies. :-)

  • @gordsec
    @gordsec 3 года назад

    After your "review", I got my wife a bottle of Balvenie 14 Caribbean cask for her birthday, and she loves it. Looking forward to more "Whisky with AvE and the Deux Claw" in the future.

  • @LateralThinkerer
    @LateralThinkerer 3 года назад +4

    "We live on the edge of cold but you can get a million degrees hotter" - Wait'll you find out about Planck temperature....

  • @dougsshed6713
    @dougsshed6713 3 года назад

    I’ve stared my f150 with a dewalt battery. Had some Romex scrap from the last job in the bed. Fired right up!

  • @ElectroG33k
    @ElectroG33k 3 года назад

    I use the Anker Roav version of one of these. You don't let it sit there. You plug the cable into the starter box and directly into the battery real good then press the button and immediately start the car. I started a dudes motorhome with it at half charge, then went home and jumped my armada that has an electrical problem I haven't felt like trying to figure out yet

  • @shadowfirekarp
    @shadowfirekarp 3 года назад +8

    A friend will help hide the body.
    A good friend will help you move.
    A best friend will share his scotch.

  • @TheDickieP
    @TheDickieP 3 года назад +2

    Other than your machining to classical music, I think this is my favourite video you’ve done, and I’ve pretty much watched most of them

  • @NoelBarlau
    @NoelBarlau 3 года назад

    I tried to save my Balvenie from my uncle when he came down to visit - tried to strategically hide it way at the back of the liquor cabinet. Shortly thereafter I discovered he'd pushed right past the 15 other bottles of whiskey and snagged it. He had mixed a not-insignificant percentage of the bottle with cola. This is the same uncle who says he'll drink any beer as long as it's wet, but every single time will dig down right past the Bud Light to get to the Young's Special London Ale I tried to hide under the ice.

  • @moonbrothers9098
    @moonbrothers9098 3 года назад

    If you flatten one side of your jumper cables they slot into the makita battery perfect!!

  • @RobertIvers
    @RobertIvers 3 года назад +8

    When the scotch goes in, the smoke goes out.

  • @mac53125
    @mac53125 3 года назад +1

    I wouldn't worry with than steering wheel lock, the FORD logo on it is the greatest theft deterrent you can get!

  • @sean30000
    @sean30000 3 года назад +6

    electroboom would be proud

  • @DrBirthCtrl
    @DrBirthCtrl 3 года назад

    Last week when it was in the negatives temp wise in Texas I had to start my work truck but it was too cold. Managed to Jump start it with the same Makita battery and 2 pieces of 10 gauge ground wire. Best trick in the book when you have no other way to jump start.

  • @-elektryx-5248
    @-elektryx-5248 3 года назад

    These two are fucking hilarious. Never change AVE... Best channel on RUclips

  • @keithjurena9319
    @keithjurena9319 3 года назад

    Trailer Park Boys melded with The Red Green Show..fookin nowhere else but frozen Canuckistan.

  • @Thatkenyannigga
    @Thatkenyannigga 3 года назад

    “Straight into the fuck it bucket trash 🗑” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @roarkkeepitunderaminutejef8773
    @roarkkeepitunderaminutejef8773 3 года назад +4

    Excellent I left the part where the exhaust was coming up through the post hole in the bed that's awesome I think you got an idea there for the heated bed absolutely you should patent that s***

    • @roarkkeepitunderaminutejef8773
      @roarkkeepitunderaminutejef8773 3 года назад

      Yeah buddy I thumbs up that one two things for the highlighted comment! I'd love to come and visit you one day I'm in Oregon is the 136 mile marker but I don't think they're going to let me in Canada anytime soon extenuating circumstances don't you know LOL take care brother thank you. I'll have my best to you and yours and kick dewclaw in the balls for me. Love you guys!🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🐒

  • @RogueBrit
    @RogueBrit 3 года назад

    Another great video, A glue guide video would be cool as in which glue for which application

  • @1musicsearcher
    @1musicsearcher 3 года назад

    What are friends for? Scotch, fire and jumper packs!

  • @20biomed08
    @20biomed08 3 года назад +28

    The Ford being a ford.

    • @buttsakauf
      @buttsakauf 3 года назад +1

      Firing up after woeful neglect and actually running pretty smooth? Those efi 300s are loyal as frig. $5 says a good jump pack and it would have cranked off the hop.

    • @mechanicalking
      @mechanicalking 3 года назад +3

      thats the same battery from the last time it was dead

    • @JohnsJunk
      @JohnsJunk 3 года назад +1

      @@buttsakauf I've got a 300 with a one hole Carter carb that fires first time every time as long as there's fuel in the bowl. Doesn't care how cold it is.