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I DON'T WANT TO MAKE CHOICES
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- Published on Mar 13, 2026
- In this video, I play Absurd Trolley Problems. A game where you make decisions, but the problems are absurd. Can I make the right choices?
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4:11 free dinna for me
4:44 what if the cat used the other 8 lives 😭
me too
What if the cat had 1 life left
Fr bro
THATS WHAT I TOUGHT
Then it's dead
Bro, he’s already dead. He don’t have one life left. He have zero one of my kitties die I thought he wasn’t in the bun. He was really dead. He don’t have nine life he has zero
@hassanfaizan4647it’s fricking joke
Bro is hallucinating
Bros tongue keeps slipping 😂😂😂
The elevtor to nether is ready 😂
the splat was in every level whatever you choose lol
6:34 once I saw the picture imidiatly thought pull
Thanks for killing the lobster le
The trollies are the same PULL THE LEVER
But what if the cat already used eight of its lifes
vibes of audio "ooo decisions decisions😏"
Clones have part of your dna
ngl law by mike explained not pulling the lever makes us not guilty
The enemy has red glasses!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
3:06 BRO WHAT IS THAT EMOJI
😶
It’s just one of those among us meme
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Bro literally killed inerdya on level 12
nobody said the brakes don’t work!
U could just save the baby
On the cat and lobster one I was like :I swear if you pull the lever I will hunt you down
Cat is fast and can escape tain
He sacrifice his life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
they have to. GOT ME ROLLING
Where?
I thought it would be 3y ago and it’s 3h
Curiosity killed the cat
Bro is blind 😂😂
That's a lot of kids killed....
the face
LOBSTERS ARE ENDANGERED ANIMALS BUT YOU CAN FIND CATS EVERYWHERE
Wait a second when the elders already die since they’re super old
0:35 So there are only 100 people on earth
No that's the percentage of how many people played the absurd trolley game
@TH3p4nCakeGUBhe’s just saying that bcuz it’s a what if
Lobsters would just be under the trolley
If you pull the level,you can get chaged
If you put a lullaby you got charged for taking a life you would not get charged
Bro you can just burn the Trolley with a fire
15:37 The Enemy was inerdya because he is wearing Red Glasses! 😂
I saw the eye yesterday
You neither the elder or the baby
You are the guy who pulls the lever
you put red glasses on your enemy mean your enemy is inerdya
How'd they get tied up if they tripped
The reason some people do nothing on the first one is because they won’t be charged with murder
I have never seen u without penguin face (I wa
Goodbye gramps
Rest in peace I nerea
Cats having nine lifes is a myth
Yeah thats true I looked it up on google and it said cats have 1 life
Cats have nine lifes 4:29
It happened 8 other times
No
Order a origanal😂
8:02 I have exactly 1 first cousin and 3 second cousins 😂
iVerySmartya solves philosophy XD
oh
True
Exactly
Noooooooooo😭😭😭😭
Imagine ur best friend is watching this
If you killed rich man you could've tooken hi house.
Under one day right here
Under a day
That was cool.
Wooow so humble so selfless 🤩🤪
under 2 milleniums
Ismartya forgot his glasses
It’s 7:27
Question is that how did the people GET ON THE TRACKS
They can't could've have used 8 lives before the problem happened
In the startci would kill the 5
IShoya uploaded
ISHOYA UPLOADED
I love ice socia
11:25 bro the humans are wearing a springtrap suit lol
I ❤ fnaf
13:00 the creator: lets replace with another trolley
6:58 BETRAYAL!!!
0:28 😭
8:28, WE ARE NOT PIGS, BUT WE ARE PEOPLE
5:31 hold on *bangs something idk* how did he even get tied up
The people aren’t pulling the lever because they aren’t guilty
6:43 I nerdya!
What if one of the future people is you
i absolutely love his videos
If you pull the lever on the first or the second one you’ll be charged with murder, but if you don’t, you’ll get into less trouble
Guys, I was here during this live stream. I was watching it when it was live I said no.
The old people would die from oldness anyway.
13:47 beluga cat ahh
2:26 isosmartya :)
15:43 I love how theres glasses on the enemy like Inerdya 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
iNerdya*
@LucasUngerl FLIP- I GOT IT WRONG HSHSBBSBSBS
bloblobloblo
3:13 you can never replace something with legacy from the 1600’s
10:57 You just splatted the box.
I just realised ishoya is tutorial terry
you mean from block tales
5:12 the sleeping cannot feel pain
Brooo just break the track then the trolly cant run over anyone
8:10 NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo INERDYA
2:32 LOL
17:12 "free 'wheel'" made me crack up! bro is oldd
R.I.P Angelique 💀💔😭
10:47 WIDEMOUTH LOL
Absurd trolley problems the end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeay!!!!!! more neal fun.
I DON'T WANT TO MAKE CHOICES
iensteiniya exe is working
4:32 ishoya is the goat
Bro hasbADHD
yes
4:38 cat have nine lifes
THANKS FOR MAKING THIS VID! iShoya..your the best youtuber i ever know.
6:46 at this point I’m jumping in front of the train
My first cousin is a baby