I Kind of Hate Elves

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @CuriousArchive
    @CuriousArchive  3 месяца назад +1295

    If you're an elf fan, I'd recommend watching the full video before getting too angry haha, there are ~layers~ to this take. Also, I've got an extra-special companion video to where I take you through my 'ULTIMATE ELF TIER LIST!' Catch it exclusively on Nebula: nebula.tv/videos/curiousarchive-the-ultimate-elf-tier-list

    • @TroyTheCatFish
      @TroyTheCatFish 3 месяца назад +10

      Have you heard about Subnautica 2 & Rainworld: The Watcher?

    • @jjhggdcqz
      @jjhggdcqz 3 месяца назад +6

      I hope that video has more about The Dragon Prince in it.

    • @2332mary
      @2332mary 3 месяца назад +9

      *a goblin and a elf eating tacos*
      Goblin: wow we should eat here more often, it’s such a good time.
      Waiter: hi is everything doing alright today?
      Elf: yeah guess you could say TACO ABOUT A GOOD TIME
      Waiter: *GET OUT* !

    • @zenone9698
      @zenone9698 3 месяца назад +3

      Xenoblade series has space elfs in High Entia and Indoline and both are a deconstruct of elves.You should analyze it.

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch 3 месяца назад +7

      Honestly, a valid part 2 for this video is a breakdown of the space elves of Warhammer 40,000.

  • @imbisible
    @imbisible 3 месяца назад +10024

    "If dwarves live underground, why do they like axes so much?"
    "Because elves live in trees."

    • @Adra_Haru
      @Adra_Haru 3 месяца назад +188

      😂😂😂

    • @Raycheetah
      @Raycheetah 3 месяца назад +136

      According to Tolkien, it was the elves who invented axes, not dwarves. =^[.]^=

    • @RRapierre
      @RRapierre 3 месяца назад +168

      ...a pickaxe is also an axe

    • @Strideo1
      @Strideo1 3 месяца назад +294

      @@Raycheetah People are always getting Tolkien's stuff wrong.
      Tolkien didn't write dwarves as some kind of stereotypical race of short grumpy Scotsmen either.
      We're also told that elves were often mirthful and sang and laughed a lot. Elrond is described as kind and of good humor.
      Edit: fixed typos

    • @WizardClipAudio
      @WizardClipAudio 3 месяца назад +13

      I’m posting this as my FB status with zero context. 😂 *yoink* thanks. 🙏

  • @BenjaminBoslet-rm6jr
    @BenjaminBoslet-rm6jr 3 месяца назад +6087

    Elves will see you turn an Orc into mist with a 4 barrel blunderbuss and say:
    "That dwarf does not have the skill to use a bow"

    • @QujoGiotalo
      @QujoGiotalo 3 месяца назад +179

      what color is the mist though?

    • @xthax0511
      @xthax0511 3 месяца назад +256

      @@QujoGiotalo*distant guitar riff*

    • @Семкай
      @Семкай 3 месяца назад +80

      @@QujoGiotalo Bait used to be believa-

    • @ragg232
      @ragg232 3 месяца назад +23

      Got to hold on that sense of superiority

    • @nghiatrong570
      @nghiatrong570 3 месяца назад +57

      HOLY SHIT , IS THAT THE RED MI-​@@QujoGiotalo

  • @OxTheHerdzz
    @OxTheHerdzz 3 месяца назад +9967

    I promise I won't get political at the great feast
    12 mugs of Black Mountain Ale later:

  • @NM-ne3xv
    @NM-ne3xv 3 месяца назад +385

    In northern Europe, we have separate names for Tolkien-fantasy-elves, and Santa's-workshop-elves. Totally unrelated entities, which makes much more sense. I got a giggle imagining legolas making toy trains tho 😂

    • @saarthel8532
      @saarthel8532 Месяц назад +26

      Same in French, There's "elfe" which is the Tolkien/dnd/fantasy elf and there's "lutin" which is the Santa-elf. Lutins are more akin to fairies and leprechauns. Lutins are to elfes what gnomes are to dwarves. On another note, tho, we lack the distinction between fantasy dwarves and real life midgets; both are called "nains".

    • @janedoe4316
      @janedoe4316 Месяц назад

      What are the words

    • @e-naa4118
      @e-naa4118 Месяц назад +12

      @@janedoe4316In the case of Norway: Alv and nisse. Local varations imply as well. Tolkien elves aren't really a thing, so strictly speaking (at least where I'm from) Alver(plural) are the little magical creatures that are in and deal with nature, while nisser are domestic and fuck with your livestock and so on. Nisser has become more and more Santa-like over time. Santa Claus has been sorta stuffed into the pre-existing folklore, including the name Julenissen. Now, the part about the workshop(except in direct reference to modern american depictions of it) hasn't made it over, so calling them that would be imprecise IMO. Imagine a gang of unruly children that you have to appease except now they have an adult with them.

    • @GnosticAtheist
      @GnosticAtheist 26 дней назад

      Indeed, the Alv in most of our myth doesnt even fit into either, and it is highly dependent of the time and place, like all myth. They could be anything from a goblin like creature to a wise ghost like entity. Its all very random.

    • @Findamental174
      @Findamental174 22 дня назад

      In finland a little guy who makes toys is a tonttu and Legolas is a haltia.

  • @Toshiro93
    @Toshiro93 3 месяца назад +3112

    “Go not to the elves for counsel - for they will say both no and yes.”
    Frodo Baggins

    • @royrieder2113
      @royrieder2113 3 месяца назад +66

      Legendary.

    • @hoi-polloi1863
      @hoi-polloi1863 3 месяца назад

      Ah yes, clearly elves support [the political party I disfavor].

    • @zeekeno823
      @zeekeno823 3 месяца назад +141

      "Never ask an elf for help; they might decide you're better off dead, eh?"
      Orik the dwarf

    • @MySerpentine
      @MySerpentine 3 месяца назад +7

      And generally for good reason.

    • @zoro115-s6b
      @zoro115-s6b 3 месяца назад +59

      @@zeekeno823
      Orik: "Fuck elves."
      Eragon: "Understood."

  • @liamfarranree4433
    @liamfarranree4433 3 месяца назад +3806

    Sir Terry Pratchett on elves
    “Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
    Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
    Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
    Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
    Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
    Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
    The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
    No one ever said elves are nice."

    • @KenyaCap
      @KenyaCap 3 месяца назад +79

      The Great Terry

    • @Andre-c6z
      @Andre-c6z 3 месяца назад +142

      That sounds like something you would say about mythological Fairies which include the Sidhe (celtic elves).

    • @theoneonly259
      @theoneonly259 3 месяца назад +14

      Pretty sure Santa did. And jerk elitist tall elves were long forgotten before Tolkien revived them for his elitist propaganda.

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel 3 месяца назад +23

      @@Queenaxolotl777 it's in The Long Earth too, one of the stories Pratchett started before Colour Of Magic took off

    • @Tehed82
      @Tehed82 3 месяца назад +58

      Ha! Was immediately looking for a Pratchett quote in the comments - and am happy to not have been disappointed :) Well done!

  • @believemeimherman4319
    @believemeimherman4319 3 месяца назад +8173

    POV your drunk dwarf uncle at thanksgiving

    • @gmg9010
      @gmg9010 3 месяца назад +249

      Hey he’s nice when he’s not drunk.

    • @Pohdian
      @Pohdian 3 месяца назад +259

      ​@@gmg9010and when is that ever going to happen?

    • @SakhotGamer
      @SakhotGamer 3 месяца назад +156

      dwarf uncle dropping racial comments at thanksgiving

    • @gmg9010
      @gmg9010 3 месяца назад +53

      @@Pohdian never we dwarves are rarely ever not drunk.

    • @fullspeedpagan
      @fullspeedpagan 3 месяца назад +8

      POV?

  • @wordswithdragons9599
    @wordswithdragons9599 3 месяца назад +215

    I really like the way The Dragon Prince approaches elves beyond just having unique designs (four fingers, different horns and types of ears, etc). They are born with a connection to their magic system, and humans are not, but not all elves are natural mages or particularly care, and they have a variety of jobs (blacksmithing, Moon elves using their illusionist powers for being assassins, guards, etc). There's civil wars and critiques of their staunch isolationism, and while some elves live incredibly long, it's not the norm and varies from type to type

    • @elowin1691
      @elowin1691 2 месяца назад +22

      They're also literally interdimensional colonizers who did a trail of tears on all of humanity. Not usually an elf hater, but DAMN.

    • @zaingamingtv2242
      @zaingamingtv2242 Месяц назад +13

      ​@@elowin1691yeah it really seems like magic more or less invaded dragon prince earth. Makes sense humans cant control an alien power lol

    • @Grugmax620
      @Grugmax620 Месяц назад

      Well dang I never got past season 3 looks like I should watch again

    • @marcuswestphal4955
      @marcuswestphal4955 Месяц назад +4

      I didn't like the way that show portrayed dark magic.
      The only magic humans have figured out is also "evil and bad" felt like elvish superiority propaganda. Despite the show "proving" the attitude right and somewhat showing that humans may be able to learn other magics.
      The show was elven propaganda, despite the first episode literally being an elvish assassination plot of a human king for basically no reason other than warfare.

  • @efu2046
    @efu2046 3 месяца назад +1000

    Hobbits: Oh boy, that second breakfast sure is tasty
    Dwarves, three ales in:

  • @pixel7418
    @pixel7418 3 месяца назад +12303

    the average dwarf made this video

    • @staberas
      @staberas 3 месяца назад +489

      THOSE DAMN KNIFE EARS! :Λ)

    • @creatorgamer56
      @creatorgamer56 3 месяца назад +247

      THOSE DAMN LEAF-LOVERS

    • @KorudoAo
      @KorudoAo 3 месяца назад +35

      First thought I had when i saw the thumbnail lmao

    • @patriot9487
      @patriot9487 3 месяца назад +49

      It's funny how Dwarf-loving redditors favorite race is one of the most boring and bland Fantasy races of all time. Fantasy races are literally all the same in basically every game or story and I am sick of seeing them. Writers need to gain some creativity and make new races, or at the bare minimum, try and make your Dwarves and Elves unique. This one RUclipsr came up with a brilliant and unique version of Dwarves that are infinitely better than the drunk Scottish midgets we are forced to interact with. They didn't look human, when they sat down, they'd fold up into what looks like a pot. Creativity is desperately needed in Fantasy right now.

    • @Terranallias18
      @Terranallias18 3 месяца назад +146

      ​@@patriot9487A leaf lover made this post

  • @zegreatpumpkinani9161
    @zegreatpumpkinani9161 3 месяца назад +3411

    Elves: "lol dwarves are ugly and stupid amirite?"
    Everyone Else: "You say that about everyone, and wonder why we all hate you"

    • @pougetguillaume4632
      @pougetguillaume4632 3 месяца назад +77

      Is it a jeer at elves or a jeer at dwarf fans?
      No because disliking everything (especially elves) is the entire personality of dwarf mains online

    • @Alexander_Grant
      @Alexander_Grant 3 месяца назад +95

      @@pougetguillaume4632 Dwarvs>Elves every time.

    • @diooverheaven6561
      @diooverheaven6561 3 месяца назад +76

      ​@@Alexander_Grantreading this i will give you a fun fact: dwarfs in norse mythology were often synonymous with svaltarfars so black elves meaning that elves and dwarfs are potentialy at least in origin one and the same

    • @Alexander_Grant
      @Alexander_Grant 3 месяца назад +8

      @@diooverheaven6561 I think it's more just a fun conversation for me, but that is an interesting fact. Dwarf Fortress did it to me, it's always been funny to me. I've never really delved into mythology all that much. One of my favorite things that came from that is that one picture "I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT ELVES." I don't take it as seriously as a lot of people do.

    • @diooverheaven6561
      @diooverheaven6561 3 месяца назад +5

      @@Alexander_Grant for me it's also just fun things.
      I will also say that name for dwarf- krasnolud is interesting because it came when Polish translation of Hobbit came out as you see original word was krasnoludek wich now is used for more for red cap from dnd. You see "krasnolud" roughly would translate to "red man" and "krasnoludek" to "red little man".

  • @Juno117-x8p
    @Juno117-x8p 3 месяца назад +84

    They work so hard making presents for all the children every christmass and this is how you repay them

  • @thenerdbeast7375
    @thenerdbeast7375 3 месяца назад +1675

    Something I like about Tolkein's elves is well, I can understand why they have the attitudes they have. It can be summed up quite well with this quote from Adventure Time: "Everything repeats over and over again. No one learns anything because no one lives long enough to see the pattern." The elves are *frustrated,* they are tired of mortals always making the same mistakes repeatedly within a single elven lifetime which combined with how they see how the magic of the world has withered away within living memory is going to impact their attitudes.

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel 3 месяца назад +88

      The Alfheim Gazetteer was pretty good at this also. Something like, the humans of Darokin might think a matter is of urgency; but the long lived elves in the Republic's territory might figure it can be put off tomorrow - or next week, or next year. Many of them remember a time before Darokin and they obviously survived that.

    • @morganblewett919
      @morganblewett919 3 месяца назад +107

      Very true
      Elrond was there '3000 years ago' when men were super chad Numenoreans and saw first hand that even they barely cut it - it's understandable that he'd say men are weak now when he saw them in their absolute prime

    • @liamatsolo6948
      @liamatsolo6948 3 месяца назад +8

      Gotta love Marceline's quotes

    • @KossolaxtheForesworn
      @KossolaxtheForesworn 3 месяца назад +57

      yet they refuse to take accountability.
      "I am so much smarter than you, but I will jealously guard my knowledge instead of sharing it with you, yet I will call you stupid for not knowing it."
      is it no wonder everyone hates them.

    • @Scrogan
      @Scrogan 3 месяца назад +120

      @@KossolaxtheForesworn would you share the secrets of industrial chemistry to the warring states of the Middle Ages, or hide it from them in fear that they would just kill one another far more efficaciously?

  • @jodieg6318
    @jodieg6318 3 месяца назад +1829

    I remember describing how Rings of Power doesn't understand hoe Tolkien's Elves work; the Elves of Middle Earth don't appear arrogant or stand-offish because of any innate feeling of superiority (most of the time) but because when you have an immortal being that is at least 2000 years older than any mortal they interreact with they have already been there, done that (usually several times) and got the tee-shirt. Thusly even when addressing a council of the wisest and most venerable humans, to an elf it's like talking to children that are having a squabble in the sandbox. I think Hugo Weaving did a great job portraying thins; when Elrond is talking to someone he's not unkind but you can tell that he's handling these people differently, speaking a lot slower, more articulated, and not an ounce of irony to be had vs when he's talking to Gandalf that all drops because the adults are talking now.

    • @hafirenggayuda
      @hafirenggayuda 3 месяца назад +42

      Basically act like stubborn ancient elderly who are clueless on how "modern" younger race/people act

    • @supremecaffeine2633
      @supremecaffeine2633 3 месяца назад +258

      ​@@hafirenggayuda Not even remotely what they typed.

    • @jacenkallner
      @jacenkallner 3 месяца назад +276

      @@hafirenggayuda no, they act like elder siblings who are watching you make all the mistakes they've made a dozen times before.

    • @mjameshenry
      @mjameshenry 3 месяца назад +20

      So… basically they appear arrogant because they have an innate feeling of superiority?

    • @Zulkak1357
      @Zulkak1357 3 месяца назад +170

      ​@@mjameshenryNo, it's because they've already done this hundreds of times that the oldest and wisest humans, seem like children in comparison

  • @friend_trilobot
    @friend_trilobot 3 месяца назад +812

    Fun fact: in the book gimli is able to run long distances without tiring bc dwarves have greater endurance than at least humans, if not elves. It's a bit of nuance that i would have liked kept in the peter Jackson films

    • @SacchieILU
      @SacchieILU 3 месяца назад +96

      Unfortunately, Peter Jackson say dwarf are for comic relief and elves are for deus ex machina

    • @thegoblonoid
      @thegoblonoid 3 месяца назад +152

      PJ also kind of flipped Legolas and Gimlis personality from the books whereLegolas is the funny comic relief and Gimli is more stoic and serious.
      I think PJ perpetuated the idea of elves being stoic and serious but is completely opposite in the books. Elves wear their emotions on their sleeves, they are absolute drama queens and love to sing and be silly (and also be kin slaying psychopaths)

    • @savageantelope3306
      @savageantelope3306 3 месяца назад +17

      We dwarves are known for sprinting

    • @aphato2770
      @aphato2770 3 месяца назад +11

      ​@@thegoblonoid Feanor did nothing wrong

    • @DSC-j5e
      @DSC-j5e 3 месяца назад +26

      ​@@aphato2770you misspelled "everything"

  • @almostdefinitelynotme8415
    @almostdefinitelynotme8415 3 месяца назад +151

    Fun little fact concerning the love of Space Elves:
    The origin of the word "Eldritch" is actually 'Elvish' or 'Elf Land', which points more to the older, fae-elves from folklore fittng the "alien" trope pretty closely - mysterious otherworldly beings, strange powers, lights in the skies and utterly different morals and goals

  • @carolynallisee2463
    @carolynallisee2463 3 месяца назад +1296

    There was another aspect to Tolkien's Elves that stopped them from being insufferable: they were just as fallible and prone to faults, flaws and failings as 'mortals' were. They are just as prone to greed, to jealousy, and anger as we are. They are also prone to overindulgence in things like alcohol, too. And whilst they were apparently immortal, and immune to disease, they weren't immune to fatal injuries, inflicted in battle or received entirely by accident. In this, Tolkien was very clever, for whilst some of his elves acted as if they felt superior to everyone else, what happens to them makes it clear they were far from it!

    • @Tasorius
      @Tasorius 3 месяца назад +13

      And yet at least one elf has died and been resurrected.

    • @JosephHarder-q3e
      @JosephHarder-q3e 3 месяца назад +91

      @@Tasorius Lore wise all Elves in Middle Earth will be but some are gifted with it sooner than others based on their deeds.

    • @lordforages8319
      @lordforages8319 3 месяца назад +49

      Lore wise
      Elves might be gifted to be immortal, but their souls aren't, their souls are bounded to the earth even when they die.
      While men who are mortal, but their souls are Immortal when they die, their soul goes to the unknown. This indicated we shouldn't be jealous of what others possess

    • @Tasorius
      @Tasorius 3 месяца назад +15

      @@lordforages8319 Their souls are still immortal. They are just tied to the land.

    • @Dwarfurious
      @Dwarfurious 3 месяца назад

      They still live too long for that. A billion things can kill you, taking out age related diseases still isnt going to make your average lifespan in the thousands.

  • @kayskreed
    @kayskreed 3 месяца назад +1377

    I like Tolkien Elves because they're basically older, wiser, biologically immortal humans that in spite of their great age and wisdom, are still prone to the same pettiness, selfish and misguided behaviour as their "little brother", i.e. humankind. And while human suffering is tied to our short, mortal existence, elves suffer because they are physically bound to the world, a world that is constantly changing faster that they can adapt to it, in spite of their futile attempts to preserve what they love, causing them much sorrow. It's why the intimate relationships between humans and Elves is so rare, and so painful. It's nuanced - the relationship between humanity and elves. And Elves are just another flawed form of life capable of goodness or great acts of evil just like humans.

    • @sakkoyaba4482
      @sakkoyaba4482 3 месяца назад

      Yeah bunch of milfs

    • @ShadowReignhart
      @ShadowReignhart 3 месяца назад +128

      This is why Arwen's love for Aragorn is considered a death sentence to her people. As all other elves move on to the Undying Lands where time stands still and world doesn't change, Arwen stays behind, and lives with Aragorn as his Queen. She is destined to die young by Elven standards due to her deep connection to Aragorn. While he is of Numenorian descent and will live a long life, he will die, and soon after so will she. It's such an interesting facet of Tolkien's Elves that not many people seem to point out.

    • @lolcerditorock
      @lolcerditorock 3 месяца назад

      ​@@ShadowReignhartAnd to take in, people just stay with the surface level : humans but better.

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus 3 месяца назад +73

      This is why I love the Silmarilion so much. [SPOILERS] It's the tale of extremely powerful and wise immortal beings being worse than any human in the story because of something as simple and human as greed. Feanor and his sons are such fascinating and nuanced characters, the traditional spiteful, petty elves, except they're that way due to their own actions. Then there's the opposite side of the coin with Finrod sacrificing himself, a king of a great and prosperous elven realm sacrificing himself to save some dude he'd just met. All of which being enhanced by who they are, lines of kings get complicated, whole realms hang entirely on one guy, but can still last and prosper, some turn to eternal wandering or are given sisyphean tasks, like Earendil. Tolkien proved how much you can do with elves and their inherent traits, they really don't have to be boring.

    • @martalaatsch8358
      @martalaatsch8358 3 месяца назад +4

      @@plebisMaximus and then there's Beleg

  • @ironknight132
    @ironknight132 3 месяца назад +577

    Ever since my first box of plastic Warhammer fantasy Dwarves I have know "There is nothing as sure in the world as the glitter of gold and the treachery of elves."

    • @Drizztbc
      @Drizztbc 3 месяца назад +36

      It’s written in the book of grudges and elves continue to add unto it!

    • @ASpaceOstrich
      @ASpaceOstrich 3 месяца назад +48

      Warhammer Fantasy is actually where this idea of asshole Elves comes from. The specific way GW copied Tolkien became the standard for western fantasy. Thats why so many settings have Elves and Dwarfs at odds. Because of the War of the Beard in Warhammer Fantasy. Maliketh isn't just a treacherous asshole, he's so treacherous he created an Elf/Dwarf conflict in all of western fantasy.
      Yeah, Tolkien had some friction between the two, but the classic "Dwarfs and Elves hate each other" thing is all Warhammer.

    • @PanEtRosa
      @PanEtRosa 3 месяца назад +11

      @@ASpaceOstrich not really. the conflict between elves and dwarves is an ancient one reflecting the battle of good vs evil or light vs darkness. in the Prose Edda - Snorri Sturleson's accounts of Norse myth, and the Poetic Edda - an independent collection of Norse mythical poetry, the dökkálfar/svartálfar ("dark elves", underground dwellers from whom "modern" dwarves are derived) and the ljósálfar (light elves) are constantly at war. Sturleson was *definitely* projecting Christian values onto the myths as he compiled the Prose, but still. these works were 700-1000 years before Warhammer, and are based on much, much older archetypes.

    • @ASpaceOstrich
      @ASpaceOstrich 3 месяца назад +8

      @@PanEtRosa Yeah, but nobody in modern fantasy writing is basing their Elves and Dwarfs on that. They're basing it on Tolkien and the general modern cultural idea of those. That modern cultural idea is largely defined by the tropes codified in Warhammer Fantasy.

    • @Galdenberry_Lamphuck
      @Galdenberry_Lamphuck 3 месяца назад +2

      Were the Elves to apply their analytical minds to engineering, they would surpass the Dawi in decades

  • @JAMeep-xx1vv
    @JAMeep-xx1vv 3 месяца назад +67

    LAST ONE TO ROCK AND STONE IS A POINTY EARED LEAF LOVER

  • @superspider64
    @superspider64 3 месяца назад +933

    Link isn't just any feral dirt boy, he's OUR feral dirt boy!

    • @qwertydavid8070
      @qwertydavid8070 3 месяца назад +133

      Breath of the wild Link is an olympic athlete on freaking drugs. Bro wakes up from a 100 year slumber and immediately start running all over the place, jumping like a madman, fighting the first monster he sees with a fucking stick, and climbing mountains. Like if you did what Link did in a day, you'd end up feeling sore for a month. Dude is absolutely BUILT DIFFERENT.

    • @thesquishedelf1301
      @thesquishedelf1301 3 месяца назад +52

      @@qwertydavid8070well said, nobody ever said Link has the Triforce of Wisdom 😂
      the dude has two main powers, connected to each other: saved games - you cannot kill him in a way that matters - and the absolute _balls_ that come with that knowledge: “Courage”

    • @juniorjunior5884
      @juniorjunior5884 3 месяца назад +34

      ​@@qwertydavid8070
      Link: "I live to see another day, and I'm going to make everyone suffer for that!"

    • @penguin_reader_yt9510
      @penguin_reader_yt9510 Месяц назад +3

      hecc yeah

  • @JRexRegis
    @JRexRegis 3 месяца назад +1833

    The thing with Tolkien's elves is that they're basically just what humans would be like if they were immortal. All their skills and weird magical creations are not some inborn specialness, they're the result of a person being given effectively infinite time to train up one particular skill. The elves of Lothlorien can't bake Lembas because they're special and they have special ovens and their special elf hands make the best bread around, but because that particular baker has been baking and refining their craft for thousands of years, to the point where "normal bread" became "bread so good it will sate you for a month and burn those who are evil if they try to eat it". Same for their smithing, it's not because they have special elf magic, but because their smiths have been smiths for millennia, and in some cases, learned from the literal god of smithing.
    So it's not that an elf is born superior, but that an elf has unlimited time to become the best version of themselves they could possibly be. The fact that they're not inherently better is exemplified by how Thranduil treats the dwarves in the Hobbit, for example - he's a major jerk for no reason except pettiness. Or Arwen, who chooses the gift of men, sacrificing her immortality for the sake of love.

    • @weirdreportt
      @weirdreportt 3 месяца назад +216

      Yes and no. It is implied in Tolkien’s works that Elves are more powerful than men, especially in the earlier eras they literally fought with Gods alike. Tolkien intended for them to become a guide for humanity, basically like a big brother for them.
      But that doesn’t mean all of them are automatically born with power or as exceptional as the prominent figures, like you said their heightened talents are honed with years of perfecting their craft as well. Not to mention them living and learning from the Valar during their early years. Feanor the creator of Silmarils and Tengwar script himself is born with talent, but not with the knowledge and skill of a powerful craftsman at birth. He was a student of Mahtan - a great smith who learned from the God of Smiths himself - first before becoming one if not, the greatest elven smith to have ever lived. They just had a huge upper-hand compared to humanity.

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 3 месяца назад +17

      @@weirdreportthumanity +

    • @sercravenmohead3631
      @sercravenmohead3631 3 месяца назад +61

      Well they also have supernatural attributes like Farsight and they can use their own hair for bowstrings as examples. Not only that but they’re given specific favor and rewards from the Valar. They more or less had metaphorical silver spoons so they always had higher standing to others, they also have innate magical ability that even lowborn elves possess.

    • @benmccoy6417
      @benmccoy6417 3 месяца назад +5

      Who wants to introduce this RUclipsr to the aldari of 40k

    • @An_Iron_God69420
      @An_Iron_God69420 3 месяца назад +10

      More like humans were what Elves would be if they had short lives, only caring for short term goals, or just trying to be part of something much greater than themselves most of the time.

  • @hydra7427
    @hydra7427 3 месяца назад +1985

    The problem is that Elves have lost the fey aspect. Rather than being a hidden parallel civilization, they’re just an insular non-human Atlantis.

    • @Phantom86d
      @Phantom86d 3 месяца назад +210

      We need more capricious elves instead of wise stoics! Give us more violent and non-human elves!

    • @albertbokor6643
      @albertbokor6643 3 месяца назад +102

      heh, in warhammer fantasy they literally are from atlantis

    • @Jenna_Talia
      @Jenna_Talia 3 месяца назад +112

      I'd really love it if fantasy leaned more into the idea that regular people just cannot comprehend fey presences, so elves read like an alien encounter.

    • @SuperGamefreak18
      @SuperGamefreak18 3 месяца назад +82

      Aka elves have gotten WAY too generic in their perfecrion

    • @thalmorjusticiar1
      @thalmorjusticiar1 3 месяца назад +13

      @@Phantom86d Let me tell you about a little IP called the elder scrolls

  • @ethanhess8230
    @ethanhess8230 3 месяца назад +11

    The way the Thalmor and elves in skyrim/elder scrolls lore overall are handled is actually pretty cool. it flips the orc bad elf good archetype on its head pretty thoroughly, as the vast majority of orcs you meet in Skyrim are either ordinary people with "normal" jobs, or will at least be friendly if you gain their trust which is not particularly hard to do. The other elves (because orcs are elves) also tend to break the stereotypes surrounding their elven subclass: the wood elves aren't chill vegans, they exclusively eat meat and aren't allowed to harm plant matter and are even ritualistically cannibals. The dark elves in pre-skyrim content are not any more evil or sinister than any human group beyond the fact that some factions practice chattel slavery which is weirdly non-present in other cultures, although their cultural customs and architecture are designed to feel quite alien even compared to that of other elves. In Skyrim, most of the dark elves we see are refugees fleeing their smoldering ruin of a homeland that are persecuted and treated as lesser by the humans they encounter. Then, the high elves, often used as characterizations of the embodiment of good in other media, are basically Tamrielic nazis who, like the real nazis, viciously persecute those of their own race who refuse to also be nazis. Hell, even the origins of the Cyrodiilic Empire begin with humanity being enslaved by a closely related offshoot of high elves who weave ritualistic monstrous cruelty into their religion. It almost seems as if they flipped the script completely from the mainstream idea of different types of elves.

    • @shadowborn1456
      @shadowborn1456 4 дня назад

      I love the altmer design culture with passion they're not generic like 90 percent of elves in fiction

  • @VHavengrad
    @VHavengrad 3 месяца назад +441

    Many of elven tropes are fears of extremes, xenophobia, losing ourselves through the march of time, an inability to create new connections due to differences between ages, immortal or not.
    Elven writing is essentially an exercise in "How might we handle... becoming more, would we do so with grace and humility, or fall victim to hubris and arrogance, devolving into isolation and madness?"
    It's not about them, it's about us, and where humanity is headed. Many forms of fantastical media can act as lenses by which we express our own worries, often about questions we cannot answer without experience.

    • @Dwarfurious
      @Dwarfurious 3 месяца назад +16

      Shadowbane was a mmorpg that had a very cool take on Elves; they were evil enslaving dickheads. They called their kingdom The Immortal Empire or Deathless Empire or something like that. That their lifespan automatically made them superior and they subjugated any they could.

    • @travislyonsgary
      @travislyonsgary 3 месяца назад +4

      That's a fair take, though I do feel as they are humans amd humans are empirically really bad at actually expecting how things turn out that the reflection is often really shallow? Or at least flawed in several ways

    • @Sivanot
      @Sivanot 3 месяца назад +12

      ​@Dwarfurious Why is "The elves here are evil actually" on its own a cool take? Also a case of "Fantasy evil = Slavers" which gets done so often.

    • @gameoverinsertcointocontin8102
      @gameoverinsertcointocontin8102 3 месяца назад +6

      The Pathfinder take on Elves is interesting. They are not quite immortal but very long lived. When a magic catastrophe almost destroyed the world, the Elves retreated to another. When they returned they found out that not only did many races survive but their old homeland now belongs to various other races. Which left them quite bitter and isolationist with a faction arguing about causing another world wide catastrophe just to cleanse the land of everyone else.
      Not all Elves are this level of bitter and selfish, but the ones who choose to live among other races see friends and loved ones pass away almost in a blink of an eye. An Elven child sees their friends grow up and become adults while she will remain a child for many more years.

    • @DreiPinguine
      @DreiPinguine 3 месяца назад +5

      I think you put it perfectly. Fantasy serves to explore the potential of humans under fantastical circumstances, even if that means they'll be depicted as a fantastical species. Aa a writer, this really resonates with me and I'll keep this in mind.

  • @Fixti0n
    @Fixti0n 3 месяца назад +1227

    I love how Friren Beyond Journey end explores elfs.
    There are three elfs we meet trough out the show, and they all share one common trait related to their (near) immortality, they are all sloths.
    Friren is the obvious one, since they make fun of her being lazy and wanting to sleep in, but Fern constantly has to remind her that she does not have time to spend a year in a village just loafing around, she is mortal. And it makes sense that she would get mad at Friren for disregarding her lifetime so casually, because Friren raised Fern in what to her was a sleepover at Heiter's place.
    The next one we meet is Kraft, the traveling monk, who casually bunkers down with the party over winter, then casually brings up that he is a legendary hero of ancient history, then leaves like nothing ever happen, and like he would meet up with them some other time.
    And then the last one is Serie, the arch mage who might as well have invented magic, yet refuse to take on an apprentice because they will all just die anyways, yet she took Flamme (Frirens teacher) under her wing, only to have her fears proven right, as just as fast Flamme came to fame and ascended to the legends, so did she vanish without changing anything, Flamme did not get killed, or fell to illness, no it was time that took her.
    Then at the end of the school arc, Serie meet Fern, the descendent of her choice to train Flamme. Fern beckoning in the age of Men, showing that Elfs were no longer the strongest mages, showing Serie the impact Flamme had by teaching Friren, who then became the teacher of Fern.
    In a sense, Friren: Beyond journeys end, is not just an exploration of Friren learning to value life, but how time is always progressing, even if to an Elf, everything stay the same.

    • @AnnohaSF
      @AnnohaSF 3 месяца назад +54

      Yeah Frieren is so damn good

    • @RubyCat_7
      @RubyCat_7 3 месяца назад +29

      4 actually. Idk about the show but she was shown in the new chapters of the manga. She's dead though. Also Serie still continued to take in apprentices after Flamme died.

    • @Fixti0n
      @Fixti0n 3 месяца назад +68

      @@RubyCat_7 LALALALALA!!! I CAN HEAR YOU!!! My ear cannot hear SPOILERS!!!

    • @zombethany
      @zombethany 3 месяца назад +2

      Elves

    • @RubyCat_7
      @RubyCat_7 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Fixti0n It's not a spoiler she was only seen once(?) and only mentioned like 2 times -_-

  • @HeroNotFound05
    @HeroNotFound05 3 месяца назад +588

    I think we often look past the flaws of Dwarves and the like because their flaws are more relatable and close to home than those of elves, whose perfections and imperfections are both on totally different scales to humanity. Dwarves are jealous and spiteful, and stubborn as all hell, but they’re also loyal and honest to they’re core

    • @timothycarney9652
      @timothycarney9652 3 месяца назад +68

      Hypocracy gets people especially worked up, and more often than not, the flaws of elves are rooted in a belief in their own superiority, ie the belief that they aren't flawed at all.

    • @Dwarfurious
      @Dwarfurious 3 месяца назад

      Dwarves are the blue collar workers of the fantasy world, often with a lot fewer fantasy elements to the point of sometimes not even having magic at all, so even humans with all their wizards can come off as more fantasy than dwarves. While elves, like the video says, are the 1% elites, the best at everything and more. Its no wonder so many people choose them and why i dont like people that do.

    • @travislyonsgary
      @travislyonsgary 3 месяца назад

      I mean it's also a kind of unfortunate zeitgeist ignorance that stems from legitimate campaigns of info at the time. Like dwarves are affiliated often with a mining town imagery that actively had a lot of the actual owners sanitize or mitigate the work conditions, murders, disease and famine to draw more people to their work sites and to supress unionization efforts with a mixture of rugged individualism and "you aren't like those others you will strike it rich". Which worked well for helping to obscure the risk of being killed if you got lucky and then spending all your money on the company store to repay your debt when you did or lose it due to not having ready transport anywhere else
      Hobbits meanwhile have a mixture of being ordinary but inna very historically specific way of like actually pretty upper class English citizens. So it doesn't seem like the ideal of or for them really spread out much? There isn't as much of a easy cultural throughline for Hobbits to get flanderized.

    • @solouno2280
      @solouno2280 3 месяца назад +17

      When you're a kid, you like Goku, in your teens, you prefer Vegeta, when you're an adult, you prefer Krillin...

    • @pokegunaslan1642
      @pokegunaslan1642 3 месяца назад +2

      @solonuo2280 Hell yea 🤣

  • @dragonturtle2703
    @dragonturtle2703 2 месяца назад +8

    I find that, far more often, elves seem to be an ancient people from a long lost age whose arrogance was their undoing.

  • @grimjoker5572
    @grimjoker5572 3 месяца назад +229

    One thing people often overlook about Tolkien's elves is that their attitude towards mortals is more out of jealousy than anything else. It's a bit like the star athlete child who has never been in trouble with the law and has a promising career ahead of him being mad that his parents give all their attention to his flunky younger brother who's in and out of jail. The elves are perfect and immortal but they are tied to Middle Earth until its end. Meanwhile humans get to go hang out with daddy Eru when they die.

    • @ingvalder9946
      @ingvalder9946 3 месяца назад +50

      Was going to say the same thing. Elves are to the n-th degree in all temporal and physical things, but men have greater strength of soul: tenacity, passion, courage, etc.
      Elves are the firstborn, but Men are the favorite of Eru and that shakes their self-perception to its very core

    • @tiagobelo4965
      @tiagobelo4965 3 месяца назад +2

      they may blame that on the misfortune of their birth

    • @grimjoker5572
      @grimjoker5572 3 месяца назад +3

      @@tiagobelo4965
      What misfortune? Have I forgotten something as I don't remember the elves really having a misfortune on their birth. Morgoth didn't really start mucking about for a while after.

    • @PanEtRosa
      @PanEtRosa 3 месяца назад

      @@grimjoker5572 see the Fictional History section of Wiki's article on "Elves in Middle Earth" for a good summary. it was fracturing and resentment among the elves that led to Morgoth.

    • @ArgonYouTube
      @ArgonYouTube 3 месяца назад +2

      Tolkien's Elves are far from perfect.

  • @kwdblade4683
    @kwdblade4683 3 месяца назад +613

    Legolas is hundreds, if not thousands of years old (depending on source/reddit people theories). I'd hardly say his combat prowess is "effortless" - he's likely trained for many lifetimes of regular humans. And if you lived through the literal rise and fall of civilizations, watching people make the same decisions that lead to their downfall over and over, you'd probably be pretty sick of people too.

    • @Coid
      @Coid 3 месяца назад +30

      Just look at what one life time has done to Lewis Black.

    • @keepingitkianatural
      @keepingitkianatural 3 месяца назад

      Their life span is a narrative choice that adds into the overall idea that Elves are literally conceptualized to be superior for no other reason than... "because they're Elves".

    • @Sre171
      @Sre171 3 месяца назад +34

      Im pretty sure in the book it says that the humans (Aragorn and Boromir) manage to kill more orcs than everyone in the fellowship, including Legolas, and Legolas is on the same level as Gimli with the whole kill count competition. So all of Legolas matrix struff comes from the movies.

    • @sl9wdive
      @sl9wdive 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Sre171 the book is pretty awful

    • @Pandemia616
      @Pandemia616 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@sl9wdive The fellowship?

  • @lotrandstarwarsnerd6752
    @lotrandstarwarsnerd6752 3 месяца назад +254

    You know what fantasy race is underutilized? Giants. Most of the time they are just “oh duh I’m a big dumb stoopid guy raaaaa!” Which still works for them. But I like it more when they act like normal people, just bigger. One Piece is a good example of this because most of the giants act normal, they’re just bigger. And they have a cool Viking/Norse vibe to them that I like.

    • @pyrrhusofepirus8491
      @pyrrhusofepirus8491 3 месяца назад +35

      That’s why I like giants in Warhammer Fantasy, wherein they used to be like kaiju-sized goliaths who were also highly-intelligent, immaculate craftsman, but owing to disasters involving ogres and a small gene-pool slowly degenerated into horrifically inbred belligerent drunks. They’re one of the most tragic tales in all of Warhammer Fantasy.

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 3 месяца назад +18

      i tried something like that, my idea was that giants were effectively superior to humans in every way, bigger, stronger, smarter, all that. but they had one big weakness; they were solitary by nature and fundamentally incapable of forming anything resembling society. because of that any progress a giant made was largely lost when they died, while humanity were able to pass on knowledge to future generations and grow in a way the giants psychologically couldn't

    • @DeadWhiteButterflies
      @DeadWhiteButterflies 3 месяца назад +15

      I would also add Yetis to this. They're often like just feral animals in fantasy settings, but I would love to see a setting where Yeti's are a civilisation in their own right with their own history and culture. A people who took a slightly different route, like Neanderthals.

    • @travislyonsgary
      @travislyonsgary 3 месяца назад +7

      DnD actually has some interesting dynamics to Giants and their society. Though very rarely have I found a fiction to really get into the dynamics of giants

    • @clockhart03
      @clockhart03 3 месяца назад +9

      I think Adventure time does something similar with the characters of Billy and Canyon, they’re not giants in the modern sense, but they fill out more of a Gilgamesh-style culture hero, giant in the way ancient people conceptualised them, someone so big and heroic and legendary that they must be much bigger than normal people, and their size lends a feeling of greatness and mythology to their actions, even if they are just basically normal people

  • @sebastienmailbox
    @sebastienmailbox 3 месяца назад +12

    When you said you were doing the Silmarillion, i choked and had to check the length of the video to make sure i hadn't signed up for a 6 hour lecture. XD i read that thing in high school and enjoyed it more than most of Tolkein's other works. It was a lot, but i didn't expect it to be an easy read. I also didn't expect to like it more than his more popular stuff. Passing the reading test afterwards was a feat of triumph im still proud of years later.
    Elves are a mess. Hahaha. They reflect us just as accurately as the Dwarves and the Hobbits in his work.
    I am glad you bring up scifi as well as fantasy and how we use the same archetypes (even the pointed ears) without calling them elves. Their struggle with their longevity and perfectionism is something we can empathize with.
    Ill have to go check out your nebula video, next.

    • @MrInitialMan
      @MrInitialMan 2 месяца назад

      Oh, I LOVED the Silmarillion. Like an anthology of legends instead of a straight-forward story.

  • @The_carrot_man
    @The_carrot_man 3 месяца назад +200

    A lot of the more recent depictions of elves, in mainstream or even more niche media is that they are just another humanoid race. Pointy ear humans and not their more interesting fey and nature aligned aspects.
    I guess it's easier for an author to just make another human but slightly different so less effort has to be made for an interesting culture. Elves get the short end of the stick since this characterization is much more annoying than for example dwarfs (ROCK AND STONE BROTHERS).
    A well-written elf in a fantasy story could do wonders but a badly written one could sink the ship for a lot of people.
    I like elves so i wish they had more fun interpretations in media.

    • @megaponful
      @megaponful 3 месяца назад +5

      ROCK AND STONE

    • @cass7448
      @cass7448 3 месяца назад +29

      I think it stems from a desire to do something new and interesting with elves, and move away from them being super tropey. But it turns out doing something new and interesting is *hard*. Occasionally there's standout cases like Divinity's cannibal memory-tasting plantoid elves, but most are forgettable.
      I also think it's possible that the surge in the popularity of RPGs (tabletop and otherwise) has an influence - everyone wants to play *their* super special character without feeling limited, so the aggregate of all those characters trends towards elves basically being a visual aesthetic and not much else.

    • @travislyonsgary
      @travislyonsgary 3 месяца назад +9

      Yeah I think a lot of authors aren't aware of either the historical foundations or the actual implications of stuff like nature or being so long lived. Like Tolkien is notable in how he came up with the foundations first and then was actively relating them to a whole cultural mythos alongside the other races. So instead we do the easier thing and just kind of affiliate hem with our anxieties and concepts of a uper class and the dwarves of a lower class usually.

    • @PanEtRosa
      @PanEtRosa 3 месяца назад +10

      @@cass7448 a friend and I once had a thought that if elves are literally bound by soul to the land, they should be more animalistic. so the elves in our homebrew setting were animals that evolved with magic to speak for their kind who couldn't speak for themselves, and who adopted humanoid features because they served as liaisons between humans and the wild.
      another concept I saw in a story I read online ages ago was that elves were humans who had been possessed by nature spirits. they were innocent and playful rather than.... tired of immortality and of the world in general.
      I think there's still plenty of room for interesting ideas about elves! all it takes is for people to step a little outside the mainstream.

    • @535phobos
      @535phobos 3 месяца назад +1

      Basically why the Netflix witcher elfs suck

  • @erindunn6689
    @erindunn6689 3 месяца назад +158

    Bro is here literally shitting on Elrond for 21 minutes because he watched Elf Bowling: The Movie. I feel you, man.

  • @JosephHarder-q3e
    @JosephHarder-q3e 3 месяца назад +286

    To be fair Legolas did not have effortless skill its just that any and all training for his skill was finished thousands of years before the Lord of The Rings. Also, the hatred that Elves and Dwarfs have in LOTR is justified by a long history of both sides doing some pretty bad things to each other. So basically they both have good reason to distrust each other.

    • @KossolaxtheForesworn
      @KossolaxtheForesworn 3 месяца назад +24

      like the eldar of warhammer.
      train a thousand years to be master of skill, only to die instantly by getting shot in the face by a 15 year old guardsmans lasgun.

    • @zubbworks
      @zubbworks 3 месяца назад +10

      Also legolas was a prince.

    • @Dwarfurious
      @Dwarfurious 3 месяца назад +10

      This is a trope i dont like, the idea that elves are so skilled because they have so long to train. You do not get infinitely better at things, you suffer diminishing returns, the best chess players in the world are not the most experienced, they are routinely trounced by far far younger players but so far no fantasy setting seems to even try to address this fact.

    • @Dwarfurious
      @Dwarfurious 3 месяца назад +5

      @@KossolaxtheForesworn This is literally one of the reasons knights died out; crossbows/guns just one shot your fancy elites; so fancy elites just become a waste, no matter how good you are you're one stray arrow from death

    • @zoro115-s6b
      @zoro115-s6b 3 месяца назад +25

      @@Dwarfurious Might wanna go look up the history of plate armor there before you give takes on things you don't know anything about.

  • @TheDeppertLasseVogt
    @TheDeppertLasseVogt 19 дней назад

    That was a really fascinating, informative and fun video! Big thanks!
    One aspect (one of many) I liked about The Rings of Power was how the show managed to make the elves more approachable from the audience's perspective, but still special in comparison to the other fantasy races within that world, especially due to how non-elves react to them. They have a wide variety of character types within the elven folk, and not all of them are just shiny perfect bad-asses, they struggle with a lot of stuff, both in combat and when it comes to emotional hurdles. I think that's rather neat.

  • @user-qv2mc3dw5o
    @user-qv2mc3dw5o 3 месяца назад +1003

    Alright, who let the dwarves on youtube

    • @FeeshUnofficial
      @FeeshUnofficial 3 месяца назад +104

      Aye we let ourselves in. If you have an issue with that, why don't we take this outside, hammer to hammer

    • @0c34nT1d3
      @0c34nT1d3 3 месяца назад +75

      Oh be quiet you pointed eared leaf lover

    • @chickennumgit1055
      @chickennumgit1055 3 месяца назад

      SHUT UP KNIFE EAR

    • @Belltower_Basement
      @Belltower_Basement 3 месяца назад +52

      No one let them in, they dug through the walls.

    • @yotkuy_etpkuyiayp
      @yotkuy_etpkuyiayp 3 месяца назад +35

      FOR ROCK AAAAANNNNNNDDDDD STONE

  • @theguywhoasked6858
    @theguywhoasked6858 3 месяца назад +1532

    Forget those knife ears! Take the dwarf pill! Rock and stone!

    • @Terranallias18
      @Terranallias18 3 месяца назад +81

      Obligated to shout Rock and Stone

    • @NullMaull
      @NullMaull 3 месяца назад +98

      DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!!!

    • @Ant100mc
      @Ant100mc 3 месяца назад +65

      DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE!?

    • @Catto_Ninja
      @Catto_Ninja 3 месяца назад +51

      YEAAAAAAH ROCK AND STOOOONE

    • @theespacioguy
      @theespacioguy 3 месяца назад +45

      ROCK AND STONE!!!

  • @dracons3257
    @dracons3257 3 месяца назад +417

    I'd also like to bring up the Eldar from Warhammer 40k in this discussion. They are very much stereotypical elves, but with the added twist that not only are they going extinct, but they are literally eternally doomed because of their past behaviour.

    • @hafirenggayuda
      @hafirenggayuda 3 месяца назад

      Also, they're heavily paranoid and never trust any other race. Which is actually understandable reaction for wh40k inhabitants

    • @piotrwisniewski70
      @piotrwisniewski70 3 месяца назад +61

      Sams thing about going extinct can be said as well about elves from Witcher books
      In books elves are doing guerrilla warfare to have their own country, as well as big problem is their fertility. For some reason when elf tries to have kids with and elf it doesn't work for most of the time, but with humans it works perfectly
      This results in elves having almost no kids, their numbers are dwindling, and they are treated like trash in human cities

    • @momon969
      @momon969 3 месяца назад +45

      They were so perfect in every way, they defeated all of their enemies, solved all of their problems, and created a utopia for themselves. Then they got bored...

    • @kewindifranco7114
      @kewindifranco7114 3 месяца назад +3

      @dracons 3257 and for the most part they boast and are just as boring e snotty as the players who field them :P

    • @rustkitty
      @rustkitty 3 месяца назад +17

      Sure they are going extinct, but they are just as arrogant and call you slurs any chance they get ("mon-keigh" is the name of an old species the Aeldari have exterminated before humanity emerged, and in their current language it's just used for any inferior species in need of exterminating).

  • @zac9933
    @zac9933 3 месяца назад +1

    "My life's goal is to become a hobbit, you're barking up the wrong tree."
    So true 😂

  • @Papapapapoww
    @Papapapapoww 3 месяца назад +71

    Dungeon meshi has such a great world building especially the relationship about each fantasy races. Im so happy you brought this up as an example!

  • @MatteoTomatto
    @MatteoTomatto 3 месяца назад +34

    Dungeon Meshi also makes the fear of longevity one of Marcille's biggest facets as a character - she's a half-elf who ages differently from both regular elves and humans. She's already outlived her father, and frequently has nightmares of being chased by a monster that signifies the death of all her loved ones. Her status as a half-elf also causes her grief with the Canaries, who assume the worst in her for not being a full-blooded elf.

  • @dima_keller
    @dima_keller 3 месяца назад +245

    In defence of Legolas. I like it when elves are more skilled at anything, BECAUSE they had ages of experience in it, which isn't easy to showcase properly, but it's perfection that was deserved through hundreds of years 😅

    • @impastabowl2328
      @impastabowl2328 3 месяца назад +37

      I agree, from the mortal’s pov the elves are “good at everything”, but it makes perfect sense that after thousands of years of training and wars they would be OP

    • @BalthasarGelt-x2d
      @BalthasarGelt-x2d 3 месяца назад +29

      Also, Tolkien’s elves are generally only really good at one thing they’re passionate about. If you take an elf who is a master chef and press him into combat, he’ll be just as outmatched as a human. Also, the bodies of elves (and the physical raiments of the Ainur) are still made of normal matter. They aren’t like Superman or whatever. A battalion of orcs that crawled out of the ground a few weeks ago will overwhelm all but the strongest elf warriors.

    • @rinishan
      @rinishan 3 месяца назад +10

      Yeah, it would be awkward in my opinion if someone who's trained as a warrior for centuries would not fare a lot better than someone who picked up a weapon a couple of years ago.

    • @davidmhh9977
      @davidmhh9977 3 месяца назад +16

      And even "younger" elves would been taught by other elves, with centuries of experience. This is also why I don't elves being nobility is accurate. In general, it's not a matter of a few elves living a lavish lifestyle. Elves are insular, largely collectivist, and highly driven towards excellence, which is why everything they produce feels so monumentous.

    • @LawfulBased
      @LawfulBased 3 месяца назад +7

      Bruce Lee: *_" I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced that one kick 10,000 times. "_*
      Legolas: Perfected every single angle with his bow a 100.000 times.

  • @Mephil
    @Mephil 28 дней назад +2

    ”Hylians aren’t long lived” - Zelda fighting for 10.000 years and not aging whatsoever

  • @MaskedCorpse
    @MaskedCorpse 3 месяца назад +815

    Dwarfpilled

  • @therobotFrom94
    @therobotFrom94 3 месяца назад +191

    the Elf fan to Dwarf fan to Hobbit fan pipeline is real

    • @kl3321
      @kl3321 3 месяца назад +10

      For me it's more like a trolley that goes back and forth.

    • @KOTEBANAROT
      @KOTEBANAROT 3 месяца назад +7

      Orc fan from day one. ZUG ZUG

    • @LawfulBased
      @LawfulBased 3 месяца назад +3

      Funfact in the books Hobbits are also very much superior to Humans. They too live longer than Humans and age much slower.
      The Hobbits are depicted as much wiser & mature and less innocently youthful like in the movies.
      And if you look closely they do have pointier ears.
      It all comes together. Pointy ear supremacy!!!!! Ray zysm!!! 😆

    • @Tom-mk7nd
      @Tom-mk7nd 2 месяца назад +4

      As you get older, you do realise that what matters most is the comfort of your home, resting by the fire with a belly full and good company by your side!

  • @d_3634
    @d_3634 3 месяца назад +114

    Hobbit: "Lovely weather eh?"
    Dwarf:

  • @Xelaria
    @Xelaria 3 месяца назад +9

    Elves in Frieren are my favorites, they are practically extinct, and implied to live for tens of thousands of years. The only reason they are better than humans is because they have more experience and practice, other then that and the ears, they are no different form a normal person

  • @ved2360
    @ved2360 3 месяца назад +305

    Eldar from Warhammer 40K are this trope played with self-awareness, now that I think of it. They murder-orgied so hard at the height of their empire that they spawned a god of actual toxic perfectionism and hedonistic addiction, so their entire species is responsible for a good chunk of why the setting is so grimdark. And even in the 41st Millenium, they regard other species the way you would regard a chimpanzee, with one entire faction of Dark Eldar literally feeding off the psychic energy given off by torture.

    • @CommanderM117
      @CommanderM117 3 месяца назад

      pretty much how Elder scrolls elves are half the messed up shit is their fault and the other half is Nords or redguard genociding them for it or just out of necassity.
      they not Birthed a God but the Deadra do use Elves for most of their evil Plot or are the ones serving the deadra Interests.
      Altmer/Ayleids being the Worst
      and us Dunmer being second worst elves
      Snow elves are Probably third but Nords wiped them out.

    • @thesocker7920
      @thesocker7920 3 месяца назад +11

      Slaanesh was always there. But yes, what they did caused Slaanesh to fully manifest.

    • @jacob_dcdn
      @jacob_dcdn 3 месяца назад +24

      These guys were always so scary to me. Like they can actually show you fate worst than death. And they derive big pleasure from it. Nasty guys.

    • @a.r.h9919
      @a.r.h9919 3 месяца назад +26

      ​@@thesocker7920that is due to the warp time spaghetti

    • @a.r.h9919
      @a.r.h9919 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@jacob_dcdnthey are alike the qu and gravitals in the arts of flesh change

  • @endtitian1977
    @endtitian1977 3 месяца назад +112

    You know its a good day when you got food ready and curious archive uploads

  • @Dogan_TM
    @Dogan_TM 3 месяца назад +237

    Fantasy social media sounds hilarious, and I kind of want to see that.

    • @predatitor4183
      @predatitor4183 2 месяца назад +20

      Goblins and kobolds, stealing memes together

    • @Rivaldo.Lycheetea
      @Rivaldo.Lycheetea 2 месяца назад

      ​@@predatitor4183Mischievous

    • @scottsummers31
      @scottsummers31 2 месяца назад +6

      Until the necromancer creates a botnet of dead social media accounts

    • @predatitor4183
      @predatitor4183 2 месяца назад +3

      @@scottsummers31 Untill the cleric joins the mod team.

    • @scottsummers31
      @scottsummers31 2 месяца назад +5

      @@predatitor4183 and becomes a powermod once someone says dang

  • @mister...9487
    @mister...9487 25 дней назад +1

    Dungeon Meshi mentioned, my life is complete!
    Edit: My comment on Frieren was written right before he literally brought it up so keep that in mind lol.
    *As a sidenote another good anime that explores elves is Frieren -though it does so through the lens of what you mentioned regarding the tragedy of how long elves live when compared to other species. In Frieren, the main character, an elf named well… Frieren, has to immediately come face to face with the mortality of her companions and learn to make connections with them while she still can. Genuinely great show that I think even non-anime fans could really enjoy.

  • @brokenray6525
    @brokenray6525 3 месяца назад +251

    Pelinal Whitesnake is that you

    • @zaccarr1774
      @zaccarr1774 3 месяца назад +32

      I think he went further than "kinda"

    • @katamattyon
      @katamattyon 3 месяца назад +39

      ​@@zaccarr1774Still didn't go far enough

    • @WackyEncapsulatedFruitCup
      @WackyEncapsulatedFruitCup 3 месяца назад +8

      The Doomslayer of elves

    • @AAZ-yu5ss
      @AAZ-yu5ss 3 месяца назад +18

      @@zaccarr1774 Bro even went so far as to think the Khajiit are Elves & try to kill them 😭

    • @legitplayin6977
      @legitplayin6977 3 месяца назад +20

      Not nearly as gay *or* racist

  • @futurewario9591
    @futurewario9591 3 месяца назад +360

    15:56 Elves are NOT like celebrities because unlike celebrities, elves don't touch children.

    • @antuanyammine1537
      @antuanyammine1537 3 месяца назад +87

      I mean, mythological feeric elves may have something to say

    • @futurewario9591
      @futurewario9591 3 месяца назад +38

      @@antuanyammine1537 I don't remember any fairy tales of Elves having Diddy parties.

    • @EduardoRodriguez-tu8nf
      @EduardoRodriguez-tu8nf 3 месяца назад +75

      Don’t 47% of all mystical beings have a weird fixation on children though?

    • @ASpaceOstrich
      @ASpaceOstrich 3 месяца назад +70

      Elves quite famously *did* touch children.

    • @Ballin4Vengeance
      @Ballin4Vengeance 3 месяца назад +20

      Erlkönig. Nothing more need be said

  • @rigel9228
    @rigel9228 3 месяца назад +316

    I do actually like them a lot when they are more unique and not just better humans with pointy ears™...
    The 40k Aeldari, warhammer fantasy elves, elder scrolls Mer and Divinity original sin ones all fall into the category of "actually interesting" for me.

    • @Neoth40k
      @Neoth40k 3 месяца назад +33

      And we purge them all equally for this 🫱🏻‍🫲🏿

    • @swissarmyknight4306
      @swissarmyknight4306 3 месяца назад +20

      I love Warhammer Fantasy Elves too [continues incinerating the enchanted forest with Irondrakes]

    • @swedneck
      @swedneck 3 месяца назад +48

      Having different kinds of elves that all make fun of or outright hate each other is an underused trope, when the posh arrogant elves are a specific group of stuck-up ones that are broadly disliked by other elves lets you have the universal target of justified contempt while not having an entire species just be inherently annoying.

    • @rigel9228
      @rigel9228 3 месяца назад +22

      @@Neoth40k Just wait until you find out about your blueberry sons totally not girlfriend

    • @AAZ-yu5ss
      @AAZ-yu5ss 3 месяца назад +23

      @@swedneck That’s how I imagine the Bosmer view the Altmer (Or the Thalmor atleast) lol.

  • @theworldsgreatestjidiot9667
    @theworldsgreatestjidiot9667 27 дней назад +1

    Whenever someone talks to me about elves I like to say "those little things that help Santa?" To piss them off.

  • @alexmouse5758
    @alexmouse5758 3 месяца назад +37

    I'm reading the Lord of the Rings for the first time after reading the Hobbit for the first time, and it's striking how the elves in Tolkien aren't at all like how other fantasy works depict them.
    Tolkien's Elves are in between lesser gods and demigods, and they tend to act surprisingly friendly with the Hobbits and company, sometimes even acting a little silly and more humorous

  • @kekero540
    @kekero540 3 месяца назад +179

    Tolkien Imo was the only person to do elves right without compromising elves aura of perfection. He literally spent decades trying to decide on how to represent them.

    • @supremecaffeine2633
      @supremecaffeine2633 3 месяца назад +21

      Because he was the one who first developed the modern fantasy elf.

    • @orangesilver4568
      @orangesilver4568 3 месяца назад +6

      Tolkien made elves almost divine but they were not arrogant and could make mistakes. Like he said in the video the main characters in the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings were hobbits who represented everyday people without mythical powers and didn't have unmatched battle skills.

    • @ArgonYouTube
      @ArgonYouTube 3 месяца назад +6

      @@orangesilver4568 Tolkien's Elves aren't arrogant? Hmm, I dunno about that one my man, as there are plenty of arrogant Elves in Tolkien's Legendarium.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 3 месяца назад +4

      @@orangesilver4568
      *Feanor would like to know your location*

    • @hadrian8712
      @hadrian8712 3 месяца назад

      Let it be known that dark elves and dwarve are synonyms
      (Both come from norse mythology)

  • @maxkore278
    @maxkore278 3 месяца назад +167

    ok "men are weak" actually hits harder when the elf whos saying is half human, he would know better than any elf

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel 3 месяца назад +29

      some elves live to watch their fathers die in battle; halfelves get to watch their fathers get senile.

    • @CG-yq2xy
      @CG-yq2xy 3 месяца назад +32

      In lieu of sounding like the ultra nerd of the troupe, Elrond is actually a full elf even though he was born from the union of two half-elves. The reason why is that he (and his twin brother) where given a choice by the Valar to either have the Fate of Man or the Fate of Elves. Obviously, Elrond chose the fate of the elves.
      Funny enough, his twin brother (Elros) became the first King of Numenor. This means that Aragorn is his great, great, great.........great, great nephew. Make out of that what you want regarding Aragorn's marriage with Arwen.

    • @diveblock2058
      @diveblock2058 3 месяца назад +12

      Humans are arguably the strongest race. In most fiction we outnumbered them 100 to 1 and can advance so quickly we can achive the same level of power in 20 years that an elf in 200
      We are scary because we adapt faster than magic you take a human out of its environment and in 100 years there is a village
      You do the same to another race and they are still arguing about who can sit closest to the water

    • @caracatoacacepe
      @caracatoacacepe 3 месяца назад +13

      @@CG-yq2xy Brother, the average englishman has a way closer relation to their missus. Aragorn is fine

    • @maxkore278
      @maxkore278 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@diveblock2058 'weakness' in Elrond's statement, was clearly implying individual fortitude, lack of mental & physical immunity... petty, pitiable, corruptible, fleeting, infirm...
      1-on-1 elves have us beat, but it's precisely because we never do 1-on-1 that humans thrive to surpass the other races.
      weakness is our strength, that we have to rise against our weakness with ingenuity, industriousness & by throwing our lives at the wall till it sticks... human survival is costly, we basically sacrifice ourselves en masse to the maw of the universe, in an effort to beat our clear disadvantages with raw human wave tactics.

  • @Ciprian-IonutPanait
    @Ciprian-IonutPanait Месяц назад +7

    0:56 elves are not perfect. they just consider themselves thus.

  • @BLOATEDNGOATED
    @BLOATEDNGOATED 3 месяца назад +96

    A human being mad at perfect beings is so human I love it

  • @ibrahimalee23
    @ibrahimalee23 3 месяца назад +148

    The Elder Scrolls' depicition of elves will always be my personal favorite depictions.
    They're imperfect and flawed which is what i personally prefer when it comes to fantasy races, something grounded.

    • @rainbowsorceress2082
      @rainbowsorceress2082 3 месяца назад +8

      Elder scrolls is awesome

    • @Ahad-bj1cz
      @Ahad-bj1cz 3 месяца назад

      They’re also ugly as fucking shit hahahaha.

    • @amphiptered.5355
      @amphiptered.5355 3 месяца назад +14

      TES elves are the only elves I like.

    • @Draconic404
      @Draconic404 3 месяца назад +7

      but they are right. Yes the hate for every other race is just not cool, but elves are the only spirits who maintained their memories from before the creation of the earth (nirn in tes) so they are way more qualified to say if the mortal plane is a good or bad thing: men don't even remember a time before it!

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 3 месяца назад +3

      "I love the nazis" is such a wild take.

  • @umarthdc
    @umarthdc 3 месяца назад +146

    I like elves when their immortality is both a blessing and a curse, like in Tolkien's books or Frieren

    • @gillablecam
      @gillablecam 3 месяца назад +21

      Slowly getting through Frieren and it's a really refreshing take on an immortal-ish character

  • @2toothsome
    @2toothsome Месяц назад +1

    the reason i enjoy elves in fantasy settings is because how "perfect" and pretentious/smug they tend to be
    they make such a perfect punching bag because of that
    they also typically have interesting lore, which is good as it adds depth to them, like how a ballistic dummy with bones is better than just a gel block

  • @thejadedrabbitTJR
    @thejadedrabbitTJR 3 месяца назад +95

    18:54 "Master Chief? You mind telling me what you're doing in the Imperial City?!"

  • @nicholaspeters9919
    @nicholaspeters9919 3 месяца назад +103

    A little off topic, but I’d totally follow that Dwarf account giving a guide to types of rock.

  • @karolynemuniz4054
    @karolynemuniz4054 3 месяца назад +84

    On Elder Scrolls, even the dwarfs are elfs, thats why I love the series so much
    THERES NO ESCAPE! NO RECALL OR INTERVETION CAN WORK ON THIS PLACE!!

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus 3 месяца назад +23

      TES probably has the densest elf lore I've ever seen and I love everything about it.

    • @Darkgun231
      @Darkgun231 3 месяца назад +16

      Even the Orcs (Orsimer) are elves. Just ugly and cursed.

    • @clowncargaming8046
      @clowncargaming8046 3 месяца назад +2

      Aren't the khajiit technically mer?

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus 3 месяца назад +2

      @@clowncargaming8046 No, beastfolk are native to Tamriel, elves are descendants of the Aldmer from Aldmeris.

    • @sangelititan1171
      @sangelititan1171 3 месяца назад +8

      ​@@clowncargaming8046 In the lore someone did "research" and basically called em elves because of their pointed ears, I believe. A real "this plucked chicken is a featherless bipedal, therefore I present to you a man" moment.

  • @SusanTalbot-c3q
    @SusanTalbot-c3q 2 месяца назад +3

    I think that many Elf traits are possessed by vampires as well...at least the nice clothes, superpower, heightened senses and potential eternal life spans.

  • @repairmanjakk42
    @repairmanjakk42 3 месяца назад +92

    Elves are fantastic, they induce Fantasy
    Elves are terrific, they induce Terror
    Sir Terry Pratchett has my favorite lore on Elves and why we feel we should like them and why we also are repulsed by them.

    • @billnyetherussianspy3187
      @billnyetherussianspy3187 3 месяца назад +1

      Ok knife ear

    • @hurrdurr7861
      @hurrdurr7861 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@billnyetherussianspy3187your forced meme is kinda just cringe if you post it everywhere regardless of context.

    • @CG-yq2xy
      @CG-yq2xy 3 месяца назад +1

      No one ever said elves are nice.

  • @gwynjustice6664
    @gwynjustice6664 3 месяца назад +103

    I immediately think of Marcille from dungeon meshi and how she is a capable and terrifying over powered presence when away from her friend group, but amongst people she cares about and can be vulnerable around she is far more “human” and fallible, she shows obvious flaws despite being an elf who really shouldn’t have any. Especially around her crush falin

    • @piketheknight2581
      @piketheknight2581 3 месяца назад +9

      Elves in dungeon meshi aren't as perfect as you would think.
      Spoiler alert:
      The leader of the canaries, Cuz of his former flaws condemned himself sorta.
      Non-related and unasked for : marcille has no crush on falin and I will die on that hill!!

    • @doubledee8677
      @doubledee8677 3 месяца назад +10

      Always gotta force your own headcanon on shit. Your kind really can't help yourselves.

    • @piketheknight2581
      @piketheknight2581 3 месяца назад +3

      @@doubledee8677 indeed

    • @Dr.Lilacwillseeyounow
      @Dr.Lilacwillseeyounow 3 месяца назад

      Fellas is it straight to literally bathe with your best friend? ​@@doubledee8677

    • @yamihikarilightdark9
      @yamihikarilightdark9 3 месяца назад +8

      Idk I see a throwaway comment supporting a ship and two bozos jumping ahead to complain that it was shoved down their throat.
      The comment was hardly forcing shipping down your throat. Triggered by a random shipper smh.
      Ofc it’s not canon, it’s just a throwaway comment. Let then have fun.

  • @Nighzmarquls
    @Nighzmarquls 3 месяца назад +81

    before I get to the video my take on elves is ultimately this:
    Most people use elves out of obligation to tropes instead of with intent for them regarding their own story or world.

    • @pougetguillaume4632
      @pougetguillaume4632 3 месяца назад +12

      @@Nighzmarquls scottish accent dwarf #478321 would like to disagree

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus 3 месяца назад +15

      "Elf" has become easy shorthand for wise, beautiful, long-lived magic men. I don't think anyone feels forced to include them, it's just easy to use them if you need some magic race in your fantasy work, even if doing so comes with some baggage you'll now have to include as well.

    • @diveblock2058
      @diveblock2058 3 месяца назад

      ​@@pougetguillaume4632anyone who dosnt look at that as peak fiction has never spent time under a bench

  • @edenevie1957
    @edenevie1957 2 месяца назад +1

    I've been listening to an audiobook version of The Silmarillion and this version started with a letter from Tolkien to a publisher friend clarifying his intent on a lot of stuff, in which he says the only real thing special about the Elves is their emphasis on "sub-creation," their magic coming from art as a form of creation more or less without control over or destruction of their world. Other magic and machinery are associated with evil because they require destruction and/or domination. I'd love to see that emphasized more in fantasy, I feel like it has potential to be more interesting than them just being seen as the Immortal Nature Boys

  • @luctuose
    @luctuose 3 месяца назад +28

    This is why I like the scandi way of distinquishing elves - we have "Alf" which are the small dumb kinda christmassy, or the ones who live on farmsteads, elves and we have "Elver" which are the perfect beautiful elves. We also called them "Ellefolk", but they were more eerie.

    • @Spikklubba
      @Spikklubba 3 месяца назад +3

      icelandic? in swedish like the rest of scandi we have the same distinction though the words seem almost flipped. "Alver" for the serious ones, "Älvor" are fairies. And "tomtar" for the christmas elfs/gnome-like, that could e silent helpers if properly gratiated and also do bad shit like making your animals sick or diseased for perceived slights in older folklore ..

    • @luctuose
      @luctuose 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Spikklubba Scandinavia as in Denmark, Sweden, Norway. ^^ But yes. Danish tomtar are nisser :3

  • @bewilderbeastie8899
    @bewilderbeastie8899 3 месяца назад +37

    The Silmarillion focuses hugely on elves, and it still works, because it shows elves are capable of both great good and great evil.

  • @TriXJester
    @TriXJester 3 месяца назад +62

    This is kinda why I loved Frieren, being both an long lived being in some ways and in others a child. We only meet 2 other Elves in the first season of that series and the interactions between Frieren and her own race is barely above apathy and a "Yeah, see you in a century or two probably" before parting ways. One of the two elves we meet in the story even says how their race is slowly going extinct because theyre so long lived they dont feel the need to reproduce and that he thought they'd all already essentially died off. The three elves in featured in the season do also showcase the Specials treatment of elves, with Frieren and Serie being some of the best mages in their world, but Frieren barely even cares about that and would rather spend her time studying folk magic that people in small villages create.
    Then you add in that the whole plot of that show is Frieren realizing that her immortality has isolated her from those she was supposed to care for and it was to late to fix it so she goes on a journey to essentially become more human. Then it spends a LOT of time talking about how amazing Frieren finds humans and their ability to rapidly adapt as she is the one who states to an even longer lived elf that "The Era of Humans has arrived."
    Something I also noticed in that show is that their depictions of demons always lack that little white highlight in the eye anime use to show "life" basically, and the only other non-demon character who has that is Serie, the longer lived elf who if you ask me seems to have lost all the actual joy in life.
    Seriously if you havent checked out Frieren Beyond Journey's End and you like anime and fantasy, then it deserves some of your time.

    • @anotherbacklog
      @anotherbacklog 3 месяца назад +5

      Big difference is, western elves are often above average in everything, Frieren is below average in everything other than magic.

    • @bosozoku1000
      @bosozoku1000 3 месяца назад

      Japan steals and ruins fantasy and mythology from other countries.

    • @existenceispain2074
      @existenceispain2074 3 месяца назад +5

      The elves in frieren is not just a fancier version of human like how is portrayed in some shows . The focus is on their immortality, the fancy elvish part is not the focus. I think It is mostly how anime portray elves they are nature loving hippy but they are not really fancy they live very long but they don't really care things outside of their circle, they are more like fancy hobbit more than western elves like elves in skyrim.

    • @TriXJester
      @TriXJester 3 месяца назад

      @@anotherbacklog My other favorite depiction of elves are the ones in Dimension20 Fantasy High where they how effing weird and annoying high elves can be.

  • @AgentVenom29
    @AgentVenom29 3 месяца назад +3

    Don't forget, Elves are the one who birthed the Chaos God Slaanesh into existance.

  • @ScrimmyBingus42
    @ScrimmyBingus42 3 месяца назад +10

    "feral dirt boy" is such a good way to describe Link

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 3 месяца назад +88

    Even in the Lord of the Rings books, Lindir, an elf, said, and I quote, "To sheep other sheep no doubt appear different. Or to shepherds. But Mortals have not been our study. We have other business."
    They directly compared the other races of Middle Earth to farm animals, and if that doesn't say a lot unto itself, I don't know what does.

    • @anthonylarocque7975
      @anthonylarocque7975 3 месяца назад +37

      Small amount of context, Lindir was being asked to determine what parts of a lengthy poem were written by Bilbo, and what parts were Aragorn's. He couldn't tell, which Bilbo was teasing him about. This doesn't really change your point, but it sounds worse out of context.

    • @HunterStiles651
      @HunterStiles651 3 месяца назад +11

      ​@anthonylarocque7975 TBH it's not that bad at all when you think about it. This isn't the equivalent of a white guy saying "all Asians look alike." Elves and Hobbits are quite literally different species. In our world the closest equivalent would be a human not being able to tell two aliens apart. You probably wouldn't be able to tell the aliens apart if you don't interact with the species often, but with humans you can tell their faces apart at a glance because you're wired that way.

  • @UnwiseWords
    @UnwiseWords 3 месяца назад +99

    I love Elder Scrolls elves kind of because they lean into every different aspects with some insane twist added. Altmer (High Elves)? They're arrogant and great at magic, but they're overconfident and... also literal Nazis. Bosmer (Wood elves)? Amazing sharpshooters, love nature and they're agile, but they're also obligate carnivores and eat their dead as a show of respect. Dunmer (Dark Elves)? They're sneaky, good mages, and skilled warriors. Typical perfect elf... except they worship demons (daedra), live in inhospitable hellholes and they only exist because they were cursed by their chief deity.
    They are complex, unique and their cultures interact with the world perfectly despite retaining some of those stereotypes spread across their species.
    (Also I know Orcs are also technically elves in the Elder Scrolls but let's ignore that)

    • @ibrahimalee23
      @ibrahimalee23 3 месяца назад

      Its funny how while orcs are almost always depicted as the evil and corrupt race in fantasy and elves are the good and pure race, Elder Scrolls Orcs are probably the most chill and hospitable of the merfolk.
      I'd be friends with an Orc over an Altmer any day.

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus 3 месяца назад

      You forgot the average Dunmer, especially on Vvardenfell or in the south, is no better than a Thalmor justiciar. Dunmer are real, proper bastards. Only province on Tamriel with slavery. House Dres can burn.

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 3 месяца назад

      The Bosmer are obligated to eat dead people because they made a pact with the forests of their homeland to not let flesh rot there, and they're so big on abiding by the pact they sometimes starve themselves so they can eat more dead people.

    • @Lambda3141
      @Lambda3141 3 месяца назад +24

      Even the Dwarves are elves: mysterious, ancient, almost beyond mortal comprehension, and separate from day-to-day life. And may have made really big "Tolkien elves" mistakes and are gone because of it.

    • @iiiiitsmagreta1240
      @iiiiitsmagreta1240 3 месяца назад +16

      "Also I know Orcs are also technically elves in the Elder Scrolls but let's ignore that"
      Why ignore that? That's an insane twist! I thought we liked an insane twist? 😅

  • @mushlii
    @mushlii 3 месяца назад +19

    I personally love Elves but I completely understand the hate. They are always made out to be these ethereal and flawless beings who are pretentious and believe they are better than everyone else. When do you see an Elven character or civilization that isn’t super fancy and high class? Most Elves portrayed are always the high class elves that we never see what “lower class” elves would look like. I saw a post once that said Legolas’s Elvish was actually very informal and could be compared to hillbilly talk amongst elves and I think that’s hilarious because the informal side of elves is never explored. Show us hill billy elves, or elves that are just normal people that don’t believe they are better than everyone else. The people want variety, show us the different status between sun elves, wood elves and other types. How do their cultures impact their life style? What elven races are considered top class and which aren’t? Just adding variety and straying away from the stereotypes would really boost the reputation of elves

    • @k.t.4613
      @k.t.4613 2 месяца назад +4

      You want girlfailure elves? Look no further than Sousou no Frieren! Meet Frieren! She's more than 1000 years old! She's the famed mage that helped defeat the Demon King! She still got tricked by mimics constantly! Her apprentice has to wake her up and feed her in the morning or she will sleep till noon! She's a loot goblin! She loves humans and their potential! (no like seriously this manga goes out of its way to drill into you how much more cooler humans are compared to elves)
      Other elves that had appeared in the anime include: one that is your typical better-than-thee elf that got called out in universe for her callousness (she gets better promise) and one that has been completely forgotten by history despite him saving the world once and now he turns to religion as his last anchor to keep going.
      Elves in SnF are really flawed. Like the series is hinged on how flawed they are. It started because of Frieren's apathy toward time and connections, something she's actively trying to overcome. Elves are also not portrayed as ethereally beautiful either; at least no one ever made a comment on or got impress by the elves' appearance. Their main quirk is their near immortal lifespan and how that affects their psychology. And contrary to most, it is because of her long life that Frieren admires humans so much. Here are people that would never live to a fraction of how long she had, but they have accomplished so much more than her. Because elves have the mindset of "we can delay things for decades, centuries even, for we have time" but humans don't, and so humans make the most of what little time they have, and they accomplished so many things.
      Anyway, WATCH FRIEREN! Or read! Just check it out I love it so much :,D

    • @mushlii
      @mushlii 2 месяца назад +2

      @@k.t.4613 THAT sounds like interesting interpretation of elves. Especially the “oh we have time, we don’t need to rush things” is such a cool concept for elven lifestyles. Like, Elves do have hundreds and hundreds of years to live (depending on the story it can differ) so why would they try to rush things? Also an elf being a loot goblin is so funny lol. I like to imagine elves are secretly hoarders because after living for so long they would just accumulate so many things and not want to part with them 😭

    • @JohnM-sw4sc
      @JohnM-sw4sc Месяц назад

      I must disagree. Once they break the trope they just become humans by another name. Like Orcs being written as sympathetic and redeemable in Rings of Power, now we could simply make the whole story just humans

    • @mushlii
      @mushlii Месяц назад +4

      @@JohnM-sw4sc I get what you mean, but there is definitely a way to write elf’s still being elf like while giving them more character. I think we just need to find the fine line between “stereotype elf” and “human but with pointy ears”

    • @sameerdodger
      @sameerdodger 29 дней назад +1

      @@mushliiWarhammer 40k’s Eldar (or space elves) is my favourite take on elves. It’s similar to Tolkien, only dialled up to 11. They fumbled the control of the galaxy to their own arrogance. They were so bored with being perfect and having everything they ‘accidentally’ created a new chaos god that killed 90% of their race. The ‘good’ Eldar ran away and hid, to seek atonement and try to warn the other races (that never listen obviously). While the bad Eldar are forced to do horrible stuff for the Chaos god to stay alive. The good Eldar are cursed by their own arrogance, and it’s why I love them. They still have crazy power but they’re so diminished and no one will listen to them for what they (or their kin) did, even though they are 100% always correct.

  • @diegom6217
    @diegom6217 3 месяца назад +112

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  • @Beryllahawk
    @Beryllahawk 3 месяца назад +17

    I would point out that once you've read the Silmarillion, that bit with Galadriel resisting temptation from the One Ring has a LOT more oomph. She was present at the Kinslaying (though I don't think she personally did any slaying, she was still there, she was still part of the responsible group, and she continued to follow that group instead of turning back). She saw the destruction of several elvish cities and kingdoms, saw the end of Beleriand and of Numenor. She has that vision of "all shall love me and despair" is absolutely a truth within her, and stems directly from the things she has seen and done and the people with whom she shares a bloodline. But the line right AFTER that vision: "I passed the test. I shall diminish, and go into the West...and remain Galadriel."
    She's one of the very last of the ones bearing the punishment for the Kinslaying and everything else. She's finally being granted the chance to TRULY go home. Every speck of her wisdom comes from the mistakes she made, the mistakes her cousins made. She has outlived even her own kind by a significant amount: no one else among the elves of Middle Earth has lost so many loved ones as Galadriel has. Her serenity in the face of the mountains of grief that lay across her shoulders is, to me, the least believable thing about her.
    And yet - with all of that said: Galadriel, and every other elf of Middle Earth, feels a slight envy for Men. For the elves know their fates, they know what happens when their bodies die, they know, on a level beyond doubting, what their place is in creation. Men have a different fate - and no one, not the elves, not the Valar, and certainly not Men themselves - knows what it is. To the elves, the Men are the special ones!

    • @SerDerpish
      @SerDerpish 28 дней назад

      Grass is always greener on the other side I guess 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @AnnothArt
    @AnnothArt 3 месяца назад +16

    During my final exams, I had an oral exam in Polish on the topic "The figure of an elf in culture" ^^
    If I remember correctly, and it was a dozen or so years ago xD, I had the beginning of a speech focusing on Nordic, Germanic and Celtic mythologies. From that I moved on to "A Midsummer Night's Dream". Then Tolkien of course, Sapkowski due to nationality and the topic of racial problems in "The Witcher Saga" ^^ I don't remember if I got into computer games, but I don't think so...
    In short, I had an awesome topic on my final exam ^^

  • @UlsterCountryball
    @UlsterCountryball 15 дней назад +1

    The reason the dwarves dug underground was to stop dealing with the elves

  • @carolusreks
    @carolusreks 3 месяца назад +58

    Brother has been digging too greedily and too deep

    • @tach5884
      @tach5884 Месяц назад

      Because that is where the !!FUN!! is.

  • @FeeshUnofficial
    @FeeshUnofficial 3 месяца назад +26

    I'd love to see Legolas shred on a slope or see him fuck it up with a skateboard on a halfpipe honestly, I think that would be really cool

  • @ArtisticNightmares
    @ArtisticNightmares 3 месяца назад +18

    yeah the forest elf/woodelf depiction is and always will be my fav like heck yeah give me a band of famer gatherers bopping through the woods sounds like a preem spot to take a break mid hike

  • @theguycisterninoyelledat6272
    @theguycisterninoyelledat6272 20 дней назад +1

    Elves always say we are immortal while actually only living 1,000 years. Yeah thats not immortal.

  • @shaggyblanco9821
    @shaggyblanco9821 3 месяца назад +22

    Gentlemen, I love elves. Gentlemen, I... love elves. Gentlemen. I... SO LOVE ELVES.
    I love Altmer. I love Dunmer. I love Bosmer. I love Dwemer.
    I love magic, I love trees, I love cannibalism, I love technology, I love calling people n'wah.
    On the Summerset Isles, in the streets of Blackreach, in the trenches of Morrowind, on the prairies of Valenwood, on the tundra of Skyrim, in the desert of Alik'r, on the seas of Pyandonea, In the sky beyond Oblivion. I cherish each and every Elves on this Kalpa.

    • @keshvinkumar5770
      @keshvinkumar5770 2 месяца назад +4

      10/10 Helsing reference

    • @swancrunch
      @swancrunch 2 месяца назад +4

      I too love cannibalism. Lizards are fine too

    • @granockss9548
      @granockss9548 2 месяца назад +4

      Praise Auri - El! Not everyone can be so perfect aye

  • @jojorose648
    @jojorose648 3 месяца назад +52

    This video was sponsored by Sauron's industrial company.

    • @madame360
      @madame360 2 месяца назад

      Yes 🤣😂😂

  • @cyrus8886
    @cyrus8886 3 месяца назад +150

    Which dwarf took over the channel

  • @shemjeffs2953
    @shemjeffs2953 3 месяца назад +5

    I always felt that Tolkien's elves were boring because they seem to have everything, but I didn't know they were naturally immortal until recently, and then I thought...why would these guys ever fight, or be warriors at all? If a race is naturally immortal, life and self preservation would be infinitely more precious than for mortals, so they would be more interesting if they were made natural cowards or traitors because of that

    • @Ozzieapologist
      @Ozzieapologist 3 месяца назад

      There is a reason (actually several reasons) for it: basically they were tricked into it. An evil deity introduced the concept of creating weapons, fighting and killing to them and then manipulated some of the more temperamental elves to point those weapons against their brethren. This, coupled with the fact that that same evil deity later tried, multiple times, to violently subjugate every single one of them, led them to pick up warfare and get more and more used to it, both for defensive and offensive reasons.

    • @mroweczka7262
      @mroweczka7262 Месяц назад +1

      The answer is in the books, that's why it's important to learn about a topic before deciding to discuss it. Elves in Tolkien's work were introduced to violence and cruelty almost instantly after appearing in the world, kidnapped, tortured and enslaved by literall satan of that universe. Elves were forced to fight for their land and freedom almost the entirety of their existance, so it was naturall for them to develop into strong warriors. It also explains why they weren't to interested in helping humans during the third age, they were literally exhausted by thousands of years of constant battle against literall evil, and unlike humans who were given one lifetime of energy and determination to fight before dying and finally finding peace, immortal elves were stuck with all those horrors from the past, growing more and more tired. There is a reason why in Tolkien's universe human's mortality is considered a gift, it's a relief, a final rest which elves do not get to experience.

  • @JurgenAlb007
    @JurgenAlb007 3 месяца назад +70

    This video should have also mentioned the Eldar of Warhammer 40k. They're the perfect example for the "I hate elves" topic, as they are a dying race, yet they pretend to be the strongest (and can't be blamed for it). I think it would have been interesting to mention them

    • @bongibot1104
      @bongibot1104 3 месяца назад +17

      It's odd because Warhammer Fantasy did it better. Because in that the elves can back up (most) of their haughty claims. But why can't Eldar ever succeed bleeds into problems with GW not letting Eldar get any Ws.

    • @taloscal
      @taloscal 3 месяца назад +9

      also because the Eldar basically caused everything after the war in heaven after they 'banged' so hard they literally created Slaanesh and opened the eye of terror so Chaos could start corrupting the universe.

    • @serioussilliness2064
      @serioussilliness2064 3 месяца назад

      Yeah basically everything since literally the dawn of time is their and the necrons' fault.. humanity wouldn't have gotten to off those who just wanted to be left alone if the Eldar didn't pull a Big Bang 2 - Erotoxin Jiggalo

    • @Laotzu.Goldbug
      @Laotzu.Goldbug 3 месяца назад +2

      Impractical terms those are not mutually exclusive. If you take a 75 ft giant who is shrinking and a 6-ft man who is growing the giant can be both diminishing in power and also still greater than the man, at least for the time being.
      Obviously power level comparisons between different factions in the WH40k universe can get very tricky (I'm trying to ascertain the actual strength of things like Necrons, Tyranids, and so on is very difficult) but from a narrative perspective it is possible for the Eldar to have been greatly diminished from their previous peak of power but still perhaps more powerful and knowledgeable than the other races.
      That said I think traditionally it is understood from a lower perspective that the Imperium as a whole is by far the strongest faction, within the confines of the galaxy, but is obviously never fighting with all of its strength concentrated but instead spread out over thousands of star systems with only the faint influence of the distant Emperor ever usually around, but theoretically able to crush any particular opponent - set aside those that are entirely within the warp - if it actually set its mind to it

    • @VersVlees
      @VersVlees 2 месяца назад +1

      @@taloscal This right here. Also, friendly reminder the Dark Eldar not the craftworld Eldar are the ones more who resemble the degenerate state of the Eldar dominion before The Fall.

  • @Vicerel
    @Vicerel 3 месяца назад +15

    Elves, to me, have had this glass cannon nature to them since i became aware of their existence, yes they outclass almost everyone and everything in most things, but the way they seem to be on the verge of imploding when their culture comes face to face with the ever increasing changes of the world around them despite their calm and noble demeanor as well as how longevity seems to end up with different types of stagnation and nihilistic despair.

  • @MrPieguyDaBoss
    @MrPieguyDaBoss 3 месяца назад +12

    4:00 "Saruman believes that it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I found, I found it is the Small Things everyday Deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay simple acts of kindness and love." - Gandalf

  • @Volucrum
    @Volucrum 23 дня назад +1

    Fantasy elves in a lot of stories are by their increasibly slow groth rate and increadibly passive aditude that stems from being practically imortal. To an elf ten years may feel like a week when compared to humans.
    They literally dont care because youll likely be dead from old age by the time they decide to passively agressively ignore you for a "week".
    Theres no wonder elfs will feel like vilains quickly. You have an apathetic being who has such bad sense of time that dealing with them feels like pippin and the ents.
    An elf hating you will mean that this practically immortal entity will be a bother to your bloodline for the coming thousand years.

  • @questingquillback4263
    @questingquillback4263 3 месяца назад +84

    Dude I personally like the pre Tolkien elves of European folklore.
    They are terrifying.
    Like Tolkien describes they are incredibly beautiful/ethereal beings, but at the same time they steal children, ruin people’s lives through evil trickery, spread diseases ( elf shot), and even practice human sacrifice ( like depicted in the story of “Tam Lin”). They are the things that go bump in the night, harassing, kidnapping or murdering.
    Kind of a break from the stuck up, always morally good, pretentious fantasy elves we’ve grown accustomed to.

    • @PhotonBeast
      @PhotonBeast 3 месяца назад +23

      Many of those faerie, however, have morphed into other modern fantasy tropes. Goblins, brownies, redcap, trolls, pixies, so on and so forth were all bundled up under 'elf' or 'fey' or what not. Heck, in some mythos, dwarves were just another type of elf.
      I think part of the challenge is that modern 'elves' - and other fantastical creatures - have been so codified by Tolkien, Dungeons and Dragons, and following works that to claim that an elf being anything other than those things is either considered subversive, or rejected as 'incorrect', as opposed to, well... a needless categorization of something that doesn't even exist.

    • @RowdyBoy82
      @RowdyBoy82 3 месяца назад +4

      That sounds a lot like fairies. Pick a lane, bro.

    • @Fear_the_Nog
      @Fear_the_Nog 3 месяца назад +2

      Tolkien Elves actually aren't just beautiful and ethereal. They're described as a combination of beauty and danger.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 3 месяца назад +1

      I'm actually incredibly glad for this, because I absolutely despise such depictions of fae.
      The concept of an alien other being reduced to such bs caveman level fears is gross and tedious.

    • @Carlos-bz5oo
      @Carlos-bz5oo 3 месяца назад

      And given a kenning that calls the sun "elven wheel" they're probably in charge of the sun too

  • @Grissshh
    @Grissshh 3 месяца назад +43

    Zanny must be proud

  • @birichinaxox9937
    @birichinaxox9937 3 месяца назад +16

    "I'll do it for you, Gimmli!"😂❤