Stupid Human Tricks 9/25/2012, The Late Show w/David Letterman

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  • @Brian-uy2tj
    @Brian-uy2tj 2 года назад +15

    The dog balloon through the face was pretty funny, icky, but funny!

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion 2 года назад

      What was icky was when that chic let her 🦆 duck eat cottage cheese outta her mouth.😳

    • @Brian-uy2tj
      @Brian-uy2tj 2 года назад

      @@Maya_Pinion Hard to believe considering this video didn't have anything like that. You must've been binging and are thinking of some other video.

  • @4seeableTV
    @4seeableTV 2 года назад +16

    That was cool of Mark to put the whole segment online and not just his section.

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  2 года назад +9

      It's nice to see the segment in its entirety.

  • @tomsnapper9733
    @tomsnapper9733 3 года назад +12

    Fun fact: there was an episode where frank vogel was doing a trick, he is now a nba champion coach with the lakers

  • @sseltrek1a2b
    @sseltrek1a2b 5 лет назад +16

    Jonathan Burns did a hilarious magic act on, "Penn and Teller's: Fool Us"...

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  5 лет назад +3

      Yeah, wasn't that great? He asked me to make a new prop for him after that appearance. I can't wait to see it in action!

    • @sseltrek1a2b
      @sseltrek1a2b 5 лет назад +2

      @@MarkHayward so funny, and the script for it was so well thought out...

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  5 лет назад +2

      @@sseltrek1a2b Jonathan is brilliant.

    • @captainscentsible1811
      @captainscentsible1811 3 года назад

      He looked familiar,

  • @lynnkesh254
    @lynnkesh254 5 лет назад +6

    Letterman to the yo-yo n match guy ''That's what the Amish do instead of television'😂😂😂😂

  • @BDUBZ49
    @BDUBZ49 Год назад +1

    Jonathan Burns was on Fool Me with Penn & Teller in 2017. He did a great card trick and he was HILARIOUS!!!

    • @psarj
      @psarj 8 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/video/QkX0p-LqcAg/видео.htmlsi=QaCa6E5FS6vb2EYW

  • @gtamediaproductions1
    @gtamediaproductions1 2 года назад +1

    This is what I looked forward to watching this show. Love this segment!

  • @hiitsme6639
    @hiitsme6639 4 года назад +3

    "So you're disgruntled."
    Pretty good description for all of us at work.

  • @shannono8397
    @shannono8397 Год назад +2

    love when 1st guest said for audience to slow down their clapping, lol

  • @SHENDOH
    @SHENDOH 2 года назад +4

    I've always wanted to be on STUPID HUMAN TRICKS I've been practicing my whole life!!!!

    • @drew_peabawls13
      @drew_peabawls13 Год назад

      Hmm lemme guess...you drag your knuckles when you walk? Are you Shaquille O'Neal?

    • @SHENDOH
      @SHENDOH Год назад

      @@drew_peabawls13 hmmm let me guess. You're in love with coq? Are you Bruce Jenner?

  • @straingedays
    @straingedays 5 месяцев назад

    Old Fact: Michelangelo was known to use a small wax model submerged in water as a sculpting guide for David. As water was released it revealed the model bit by bit from head to toe, then carved what he saw onto the final masterpiece. Genius!!

  • @robcotnam47
    @robcotnam47 Год назад +2

    "Johnathan Burns"... aptly named!

  • @Brucelee-pv6uf
    @Brucelee-pv6uf 8 месяцев назад

    ‏‪4:25‬‏ you look really professional wow❤
    ‏‪5:22‬‏ very smart answer 😂

  • @mikeroullier6875
    @mikeroullier6875 Год назад +1

    Love Dave!!! Incredibly funny!!

  • @dgeneric7518
    @dgeneric7518 2 года назад +2

    I want to be on this so bad. I can dance while balancing things on my head. Perfect!

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 2 года назад

      Well, too late, since Dave is no longer on Late Show.

  • @briant6669
    @briant6669 8 месяцев назад

    4:00 thats the cheese magician from penn and teller fool us.

  • @csnide6702
    @csnide6702 2 года назад +1

    The hula hoop pullups are actually quite a skill.....
    but hey --- lighting matches with a yo-yo ..... that's good.... !
    the balloon was just gross

  • @wingerfan1
    @wingerfan1 Год назад +1

    How the hell does one decide that they’re going to make a balloon animal through someone’s nose? Lol.

  • @brannanburdette2558
    @brannanburdette2558 5 лет назад +5

    Letterman has had receding hairline for 30 plus years and still ain’t bald?

    • @oobaka1967
      @oobaka1967 5 лет назад

      A friend has an advancing hairline and I'm not even joking.

  • @Brucelee-pv6uf
    @Brucelee-pv6uf 8 месяцев назад

    ‏‪3:25‬‏ 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dondoyle8474
    @dondoyle8474 4 года назад +5

    They aren’t watching. That’s what made Dave one of the greatest at quick whit 🤣🤣👍

  • @keithrozeski8463
    @keithrozeski8463 5 лет назад +3

    3:48. I think the guy on the left was just on America's Got Talent this year.

  • @sha11235
    @sha11235 2 года назад +1

    That third one was sick!

  • @grimdrum2396
    @grimdrum2396 3 года назад +3

    The Amish survive without any outside necessity. We all should be so efficient.

  • @patharris3197
    @patharris3197 2 года назад +1

    ive seen that guy on penn and teller fool us!

  • @coolchrisrm
    @coolchrisrm 4 года назад +1

    amazing thank you

  • @richardscratcher5700
    @richardscratcher5700 5 лет назад +3

    You can see Jonathan Burns (3.50 check shirt) when he
    appeared
    on Penn and Teller's "Fool Us" .See his hilarious magic/comedy act at
    ruclips.net/video/QkX0p-LqcAg/видео.html

  • @majorskepticism7836
    @majorskepticism7836 Год назад

    Balloon dog - I think we have a winner.

  • @cdcace78
    @cdcace78 Месяц назад

    On that last video, they show you how to properly clean out your sinuses in the Circus-Life.

  • @grimdrum2396
    @grimdrum2396 Год назад +1

    Hi Mark, I would love to see the wooden machines that you make. My father was a master wood carver and I am fascinated with wood sculptures!

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  Год назад +1

      Awesome! I have some of them on the playlist below, and I have several that I have video of but haven't posted yet. I'll try to get on that ASAP
      ruclips.net/p/PLweomkkjgGqMMlIlvQCoTCLzDE0Zr68jX

    • @grimdrum2396
      @grimdrum2396 Год назад

      @Mark Hayward Nice work! Looking forward to seeing more!!

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  Год назад

      @@grimdrum2396 The Whisker Whirler at the end of the playlist is the second to last thing I made, and probably the best story. I'll try to get footage of my new one, Whisker Wings, up soon

    • @grimdrum2396
      @grimdrum2396 Год назад

      @Mark Hayward I'm curious of how you came up with the idea of the Whisker whirler?

    • @grimdrum2396
      @grimdrum2396 Год назад

      I love all of your "machines"

  • @anne-droid7739
    @anne-droid7739 5 лет назад +2

    This made a bad day happy--the first time around, and now again. Thank you, Sweetie!

    • @fett4life250
      @fett4life250 4 года назад

      Anne-droid... that's a supercool handle. GODAMMIT I MISS DAVE !!!!!

  • @sciencedavedunning3415
    @sciencedavedunning3415 Год назад

    I'm looking for the stupid pet trick when the bull terrier hung by his teeth with the hula hoop going round and round. That dog never got tired

  • @artonline01
    @artonline01 2 года назад +1

    That looks like a Magician that was on Fool Us

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  2 года назад +2

      It is. His name is Jonathan Burns, and he's awesome.

  • @shahw2469
    @shahw2469 3 года назад +1

    The good ole days of comedy, letterman leno conan

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion 2 года назад +1

      Carson, Ferguson,stewart

  • @ineedanewname9595944
    @ineedanewname9595944 5 лет назад +1

    My friend Ray has to see this. He would do "the chain trick" back in the day!!!

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  5 лет назад +1

      I don't know "the chain trick". There is a trick called Magic Rings where you weave the string over your fingers, and then they "magically" get free. Is that what you're talking about?

    • @ineedanewname9595944
      @ineedanewname9595944 5 лет назад

      Putting a chain thru his nose and pulling it out of his mouth. Gross.

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  5 лет назад

      Ah yes, that one. It doesn't hurt as much if you do it with something smooth like a balloon. Super gross. I love it.

    • @FreakyFirestorm
      @FreakyFirestorm 5 лет назад

      @@MarkHayward i thought he was talking about a yo-yo trick too when I read this but then he was talking about the nose dude lol.

  • @erichowry9356
    @erichowry9356 Месяц назад

    I am from Lancaster, Pa and yes we are all that dumb in Lancaster!

  • @J.Carstens
    @J.Carstens 5 лет назад

    Do you have the rest of this episode? It should have an interview with heart surgeon Leonard Girardi which I can't find anywhere on the internet.

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  5 лет назад

      I will look. I'm pretty sure I don't though.

    • @J.Carstens
      @J.Carstens 5 лет назад +1

      @@MarkHayward Thanks so much for checking. Loved the performance by the way!

  • @parrangathe1492
    @parrangathe1492 5 лет назад +2

    Nice one

  • @sailaab
    @sailaab Год назад

    06:24

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  Год назад +1

      It was so hard to maintain my focus and not crack up at that moment! 😆

    • @sailaab
      @sailaab Год назад

      Can imagine friend.🙂
      You both did great!
      Would love to know how you all have been doing since.
      Wishes and prayers that life has been kind to you.🤍💙
      .
      Much appreciate your large heartedness in uploading the whole segment, including the acts from others.
      Goes to show.. who you are as an individual.
      .
      Greetings from an (at times) equally wacky person.. in India.

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  Год назад +1

      @@sailaab Things are going well. I'm continuing to do my show and make a living, I can't complain.

    • @sailaab
      @sailaab Год назад

      🤍💙👌🏽🙂👍🏼

  • @pphedup
    @pphedup 3 года назад

    Hula just lost bunches of students.

  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird5634 Месяц назад

    ''The Amazing Johnathan'' in an early onstage skit.

  • @keithwatson8228
    @keithwatson8228 Месяц назад

    Dave's comedy is classic.

  • @678friedbed
    @678friedbed 5 лет назад

    it's the cheese across guy with all the chimes.

  • @captainscentsible1811
    @captainscentsible1811 3 года назад

    Is this the reason Guinness World records is so saturated with odd records haa

  • @sealteamryx6758
    @sealteamryx6758 5 лет назад +5

    It's the cheese wiz!

  • @kevinbasden9896
    @kevinbasden9896 2 года назад

    So disgruntled means unhappy. If I'm gruntled am I happy?

  • @roostersideburns3440
    @roostersideburns3440 5 лет назад +3

    did he call that guy dumb?

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  5 лет назад

      Yup. Letterman is hilarious!

    • @golbez3794
      @golbez3794 5 лет назад

      You should see him when he had Richard Simmons on...

  • @martinstrength8532
    @martinstrength8532 5 лет назад +1

    Jonathan "Burns" from Pennsylvania.

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  5 лет назад

      Yup. No need for quotes, that's his real last name. www.flexiblecomedy.com/

  • @Marco-lv8co
    @Marco-lv8co 2 года назад

    I am not shaking, to late, they tried the trick, ten times before they game in.

  • @rcarmisin3465
    @rcarmisin3465 3 года назад

    What a walk down memory land, now back to TikTok.

  • @johnhenninger1980
    @johnhenninger1980 4 дня назад

    dave gone off the boil after the new heart

  • @ruthecker399
    @ruthecker399 2 года назад

    love dave miss him

  • @ContentWizard
    @ContentWizard 2 года назад +1

    Both the most impressive and grossest trick was the one at the end. (Almost enjoyable… :-)

  • @caseyb1316
    @caseyb1316 Год назад

    Johnathan Burns has been around for a while

    • @BDUBZ49
      @BDUBZ49 Год назад

      10 years after this he was on Penn & Teller doing comedy/magic. He was awesome.

  • @brokeeper2007
    @brokeeper2007 2 года назад +1

    It made me gag to just watch it.

  • @caseyinmi1315
    @caseyinmi1315 3 года назад

    I hung out with some Ohio Amish . . . They were awesome and fun holy smokes they drank beers,and smokes cigarettes . . .

  • @danceswithcarsdc
    @danceswithcarsdc 4 года назад +1

    Freak show in talent form

  • @hailsagan8886
    @hailsagan8886 7 месяцев назад

    Dave was a good host

  • @louielouiepks
    @louielouiepks 5 лет назад +1

    That was hot

  • @lloydsplace2
    @lloydsplace2 Месяц назад

    too bad the modern shows arent this interesting.

  • @watchgoose
    @watchgoose 4 года назад

    no need to be rude about the Amish.

  • @sha11235
    @sha11235 2 года назад

    You must get a lot of girls from this act.

  • @jackgibsxxx0750
    @jackgibsxxx0750 5 лет назад +2

    Yes hotties!!! What else??!!?? I have got to get me that dream job.

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  5 лет назад +1

      It's true... we are living the dream.