Just so yall know i didnt lose sanity because go/jo got bisected like a pizza, my exams were coming up so rather than studying i decided to teach others ☝️🤓
nah worst part is after the big bang, the universe was basically a battle zone(heian era) and black holes straight up dominated everything(sukuna) @8%2F-wuw%2Cymuvu%60e%2Ccmm-cjalngl-UApRlD-FUDFMxsfHKEHWwhlC
that one crab that was with the mecha crab before leaving him would as a question to the mecha crab: Crab: “i know you can’t run as fast as me but we need to get to the fortress, if you had to fight that stingray by yourself… who would win?” the Mechacrab would replay: Mechacrab: “well if the stingray uses his domain expansion: “malevolent carpet trap” it might cause me a little trouble” Crab: “but would you loose?” Mechacrab: “Nah i’d win” then the crab would run as fast as it could to the fortress making it all the way and get into safety, but Mechacrab couldn’t made it on time and was out in the open against the stingray ready for the fight of the strongest the stingray would open its domain expansion “malevolent carpet trap”, but the stingray didn’t know 2 key things, First is that Mechacrab was to tall and was a hard prey to catch and second, is that Mechacrab learned simple domain being able to avoid the domain expansion, but even then stingray would be able to land a water flash knocking and almost defeating Mechacrab, and the stingray would as a question to Mechacrab Stingray: “are you the strongest because you are MechaCrab or are you MechaCrab because you are the strongest?” but suddenly the Mechacrab would use reverse cursed technique to heal and go back into his legs and he replay Mechacrab: stand proud stingray, you are strong…. but when it comes to protection we crabs are the exception, because throughout Sea and Sand we alone are the united onces”
Gamma ray bursts don’t happen when neutron stars collide, kilonovas do, and if a gamma ray burst was directly aimed at earth at even 3,000 light years away, we would die.
"As the strong fruit, Apple, fought his strongest opponent, Banana, they both started to open his domains, Apple opened his domain "3 Laws of the pyshic" and Banana opened his domain "potassium field", after a big battle Apple ask to banana "Are you a banana because it has 270 milligrams of potassium, or you have 270 milligrams of potassium because it is a banana?" Banana respond "Nah i'd win".
as the two neutron stars started moving close to each other god asked the earth the neutron stars are about to collapse, who would win? the gamna ray burst or you? the earth replied well if it were to happened in the range of 200 light years it might cause me a little trouble but would you lose? nah i'd win, as the neutron stars finally released their domain: Gamma Ray Burst the earth smiled and use his domain Amplification: Irradiate Amplification, and survived the explosion, the Gamma ray burst was confused and asked what happened, the earth replied, Stand proud you're strong but you missed two key things, First when comes to surviving explosions always bet on the earth and second throughout the plants and solar system, i alone am the survive one
jupiter: bro i can crush you and turn u into a giant ring, either way, the sun saved your creatures from dying due to extreme radiation sun: you better thank me for that or else i will personally cause chaos amongst ur creatures earth: nah sun in 2025:
As the two neutron stars started moving close to each other, God asked the Earth; "The neutron stars are about to collapse. Who would win? The gamma ray burst, or you?" The Earth replied; "Well, if it were to happen in the range of 200 light years, it might cause me a little trouble." "But would you lose?" "Nah, I'd win." As the neutron stars finally released their domain: Gamma ray burst, the Earth smiled and used his domain amplification; Irradiate amplification, and survived the explosion. The gamma ray was confused and asked; "what happened?" The Earth replied; "Stand proud, you're strong, but you missed two key things. First: When it comes to surviving explosions, always bet on the Earth. And second: Throughout the planets and solar system, I alone am the survived one."
Just so yall know i didnt lose sanity because go/jo got bisected like a pizza, my exams were coming up so rather than studying i decided to teach others ☝️🤓
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"I alone... Am the habitable one"
-Earth
Damnnn Earth edits goes hard!! I am down bad
I saw that edit too
are you habitable because you are earth?
or are you earth because because you are habitable?
@@Sopmod-py1eewth that an good question...
@@buiyakabuiyaka619why are you down bad for a fucking planet lil bro??🤨🤨
jjk fans creativity is out of this world
And they cant put it to any use
I mean just look up no one can hide or run from Gojo then you’ll see how creative we are 😂
Literally
Just like the earth was bro solos the whole dragon ball verse
😂
Not to brag. I lived there
No replies? Lemme fix that
bro fr ?? im so jealous
I wish I also live there. I live in jupiter :(
Fr bro 😢@@Karma404.
Lived?
Throughout planets and solar systems, earth alone, is the habitable one 🔥
Was just bouta say that fr
Way harder than what was said I'm the vid🗣🔥
😂
Actually sound really cool
😂😂😂
The black hole: ah my anti earth technique. I havent used it since the heian era. 🗿🙏🗿
😂
havent used this since the big bang era
Big bang era
nah worst part is after the big bang, the universe was basically a battle zone(heian era) and black holes straight up dominated everything(sukuna) @8%2F-wuw%2Cymuvu%60e%2Ccmm-cjalngl-UApRlD-FUDFMxsfHKEHWwhlC
Then Sagittarius A open it domain expansion malicious vacuum.
“Are you the strongest planet because you survived the gamma ray burst, or did you survive the gamma ray burst because you are the strongest planet”
I was waiting for that lol
Both
Sun in billions of years: nah, i'd expand.
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
second one
"Nah I'd win🗿"
- Earth Satoru
No replies? Lemme fix that.
What if I decide to remove your comment?
@@Bridge_Player_ 💀💀💀
@@Bridge_Player_bro what💀
“Throughout planets and solar systems, I alone am the habitable one”
-Earth
Stand proud gamma rays you are strong
-Earth
“I am alone have a life, and you don’t touch grass”
-earth
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"you need to touch some grass, while I have a monopoly on it" 🔥
When u wanna watch anime but ur parent force u to be space scientist
😂😂
I believe it's called Astrologist or something else
@@NCA2212fairly certain it's astrophysicist
@@NCA2212 my man, astrology is those zodiac bs. Astronomy is the word you're searching for
I had this same conflict with myself when I was posting this comment that’s why I went with space scientist to be safe
''youtube shorts ahh'' comment
The earth split in half 💀💀💀💀💀
WE PREDICTING THE FUTURE WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️
The equator going deeper with this one
Ea/rth
Bro added gojo, Christianity and space in one edit crazyyyy 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🤫🧏♂️
Fr
Lol
Literally Isaac Newton
And JJK community sacrificed their SANITY..
For some best memes in the world that's an W
Gojo's death is tragic enough to make them go insane.
Ever since gojo died lol
WITH THIS LOBOTOMY I SUMMON
“I alone am the universal one” 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
"Nah, I'd survive"
-Earth
Bro created the most diabolical edit on Earth and thought that we wouldn't notice 🗣️🔥🔥
_Nah, I’d notice._
Nah man, in the milkyway galaxy
@@jesperbach2193 what if there is a habitable planet just like Earth in the milky way which has better edits and meme
@@Bridge_Player_impossible
@@silverco. Everything is possible in this universe
With these neutron stars i summon the black hole!
WE TIME TRAVELIN WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
I SUMMON THE WICKED AVATAR
With this sacred treasure i summon the divine general of the cosmos pheonix A
Eight handed Hawkins radiations divine light speed big bang With this sacred treasure I summon.... Abell 1201
"Nah, I'd survive"💀
"Throughout the Planets and Solar System, I Alone am the Habitable One."
*-The Habitable One, Earth Satoru*
WE PASSING SCIENCE CLASS WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
*god: FOR THE TREASURE I SUMMON!*
*earth: nah, I'd win*
“Throughout heaven and myself, I alone am the living one”
bro took "jujutsu kaisen" to a new level
Middle school science teachers when nobody listened:
Earth is Tojo and just broke a domain🥶🥶🥶🥶😭😭😭😭💀💀💀
"With this treasure I summon: The indomitable human spirit!"
U already know its the jjk meme when u once heard "who would win?"
I knew it like five words in
Earth really say "nuh uh" 💀
that one crab that was with the mecha crab before leaving him would as a question to the mecha crab:
Crab: “i know you can’t run as fast as me but we need to get to the fortress, if you had to fight that stingray by yourself… who would win?”
the Mechacrab would replay:
Mechacrab: “well if the stingray uses his domain expansion: “malevolent carpet trap” it might cause me a little trouble”
Crab: “but would you loose?”
Mechacrab: “Nah i’d win”
then the crab would run as fast as it could to the fortress making it all the way and get into safety, but Mechacrab couldn’t made it on time and was out in the open against the stingray ready for the fight of the strongest
the stingray would open its domain expansion “malevolent carpet trap”, but the stingray didn’t know 2 key things, First is that Mechacrab was to tall and was a hard prey to catch and second, is that Mechacrab learned simple domain being able to avoid the domain expansion, but even then stingray would be able to land a water flash knocking and almost defeating Mechacrab, and the stingray would as a question to Mechacrab
Stingray: “are you the strongest because you are MechaCrab or are you MechaCrab because you are the strongest?”
but suddenly the Mechacrab would use reverse cursed technique to heal and go back into his legs and he replay
Mechacrab: stand proud stingray, you are strong…. but when it comes to protection we crabs are the exception, because throughout Sea and Sand we alone are the united onces”
Neutrons: WITH THIS DYING STAR I SUMMON-
Earth: 🗿
“Throughout planets and solar systems I alone am the habitable one.”
Bro is going wild 💀🙏🏻
Imaginary technique “hollow moon”🌕
They should teach us science like this.I'm pretty sure I'd get an A+
The Earth becoming Gojo is wild
this educates me more than my science teacher
Bro dropped the hardest earth edit and thought we wouldn’t notice 🔥
We are going to win universe with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Umm actually the universe expands faster than the speed of light so we cannot win the universe ☝️🤓
@@Bridge_Player_Nah i'd faster
@@Bridge_Player_ Nah, We'd Win
Gamma ray bursts don’t happen when neutron stars collide, kilonovas do, and if a gamma ray burst was directly aimed at earth at even 3,000 light years away, we would die.
Bro taught me more in 20secs than in school
Gamma Ray Burst: W-What happened?
Earth: Nothing happened…
Throughout the planets and the sun, I alone am the inhabited one.
Teacher: where did you learn physics?
Me: bridge player
Stand proud
You can cook
Domain expansion : Malevolent kitchen
Lobotomy kaisen out here teaching science for no damn reason. At first it was cellular respiration and now it’s supernovae
Some other diabolical shit boutta come up just wait till my exams are over
Don’t forget the stars domain: supernova explosion🔥
Earth : "With this sacred treasure I summon earthlings"
Domain Expansion: Supermassive Blackhole
5 billions later - earth becomes kit kat
Well i am the biggest jjk fan
"Are you Earth because you're the third planet from the sun, or are you the third planet from the sun because you're Earth?"
The lobotomy kaisen really becoming a story like NasDaily
This is my favorite way to learn. I need a whole course written like this
In Blackbeard’s words, “Lobotomy Kaisen will never end.”
Jjk fans have truly accepted the Lobotomy Kaisen tag
Cursed technique: humanity
They feast on your cursed energy till it runs out and would eventually nuke you from within
Literally i was thinking it was like jjk than kitkat showed up
Earth satoru
It should’ve been “throughout the cosmos i alone am the civlized one”
This is going to far💀
"As the strong fruit, Apple, fought his strongest opponent, Banana, they both started to open his domains, Apple opened his domain "3 Laws of the pyshic" and Banana opened his domain "potassium field", after a big battle Apple ask to banana "Are you a banana because it has 270 milligrams of potassium, or you have 270 milligrams of potassium because it is a banana?" Banana respond "Nah i'd win".
Damn @@nickverse9635
@@dantedmc1789 ✍🔥🔥🔥
@@nickverse9635🔥
@@1tsApGaming nah id write
Lobotomy Kaisen goin universal with dis one 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
Ryomen earth
Ryomen Terra
Earth - Gojo
Stars - Jogo and Toji
From that day, jjk fan never be the same
as the two neutron stars started moving close to each other god asked the earth the neutron stars are about to collapse, who would win? the gamna ray burst or you? the earth replied well if it were to happened in the range of 200 light years it might cause me a little trouble but would you lose? nah i'd win, as the neutron stars finally released their domain: Gamma Ray Burst the earth smiled and use his domain Amplification: Irradiate Amplification, and survived the explosion, the Gamma ray burst was confused and asked what happened, the earth replied, Stand proud you're strong but you missed two key things, First when comes to surviving explosions always bet on the earth and second throughout the plants and solar system, i alone am the survive one
Earth: throughout the solar system i alone am the habitable one
That is basically the best explanation to when Gojo said “nah I’d win”. But in space edition.
“How many jjk memes can you cramp into a single short?”
“Yes🗿”
I love these types of edits keep the good work up
ayy thanks, i appreciate that
i don't even know why people complain this content is good man
Anime Villains: "Do you believe in your own Plot Armour so Much?"
*Earth: "I AM THE PLOT ARMOUR"💪🏻🗿👍🏻*
Earth the one who left the dinosaurs behind
Why did the last line go so hard man 🗣🗣💯💯
The jjk fandom has to be the best in anime history
Throughout heaven and space I alone am the polluted one 🗿🗿
Nah bro what are jjk fans cooking 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯
Are you the best planet because you have life or do you have life because you are the best planet
jupiter: bro i can crush you and turn u into a giant ring, either way, the sun saved your creatures from dying due to extreme radiation
sun: you better thank me for that or else i will personally cause chaos amongst ur creatures
earth: nah
sun in 2025:
YO THIS EDIT ACTUALLY FIRE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
"And for approximatley 4 minutes, The Earth is practically *Unkillable* "
Gojo Earthoru be lookin fire today 🔥🔥🔥
"When it comes to surviving explosions, bet on earth"
"What if you lose?"
"Then you get your money back"
Through space and time, i alone am the habitable one -earth
"Throughout Cosmos and Galaxies, I alone am the honoured one."
Bro made me stocked with this creativity
Neutron stars look like a 200% hollow purple
And the atmosphere is like infinity
Stand proud Earth-Chan you are magnificent
BRO WHY TF THOSE THIS GO HARD LIKE HOW
Neutron Stars:How did you manage to survive my imaginary technique: Gamma blast
The Earth:I Am the Exception
"throughout the solar system and planets, I alone am the atmospheric one"
As the two neutron stars started moving close to each other, God asked the Earth; "The neutron stars are about to collapse. Who would win? The gamma ray burst, or you?" The Earth replied; "Well, if it were to happen in the range of 200 light years, it might cause me a little trouble." "But would you lose?" "Nah, I'd win." As the neutron stars finally released their domain: Gamma ray burst, the Earth smiled and used his domain amplification; Irradiate amplification, and survived the explosion. The gamma ray was confused and asked; "what happened?" The Earth replied; "Stand proud, you're strong, but you missed two key things. First: When it comes to surviving explosions, always bet on the Earth. And second: Throughout the planets and solar system, I alone am the survived one."
And....i....live on that planet
through out the milky way I alone am the habitable one
Bro really said"stand proud you're strong" like frivking sukuna
This goes so unexpectedly hard
Learnt more from these edits than from school fr
this is just getting out of hand and all the jjk fans are here for it 🍷🗿
As a jjk fan I can proudly say that when gojo died we went crazy 🤷🏽