funny story. i actually met danny the other day. i tried to say hi to him, but he immediately started to spew shady guru advice and would not stop. eventually he imploded with riches and tik tok clips.
I'm imagine Danny Meeting a fan, and just roast them on how poor they are and how to be as rich as him while money is literally exploding from his body like a trail in a video game. But the money disappears before touching the ground because Danny is actually an ai robot here to remove all of the commentary creators and the gurus
Bro I remember that- I was on the side lines. After that he jumped in his Bugatti Tesla and tried to run you over. I'm so sorry that happened to you, plz reach out if you need a witness for your insurance claim 😞💔
As a preschool teacher, Sylvester McMonkey McBean is the name drop I have been waiting YEARS for. Thank you, Danny, for making all my dreams eventually come to fruition.
as a library worker i relate to this too much! im waiting for the day someone asks me for kids book recs cause shelving picture books is half my job (theyre the most checked out genre by far)
hearing the words “my son” come out of Danny’s mouth just makes me so happy, I’m so glad they’re all doing well, and I’m so proud of Danny for how far he’s come. Congrats Man!!!
I think the joke that made me laugh the most was when Danny said “my son started crying in the other room, I don’t think he’s gonna give me 100 dollars”
watching Danny become more and more of a dad creator is so cute, referencing kid's books and the way he's so aware of his kid, like when he started crying. my heart can't handle it
I was so confused why Danny would discuss Dr. Seuss books & then realised: "oh of course he'd read children books, he can read towards a kid... cuz he has a kid"
@ahceaserr The prophecies of Danny's Reddit foretold the missing posters.... he has been gone with a child, untrue gregs have no understanding of the situation at hand....
Danny youre not shaming people for trying to make money for their families. Youre calling out the people who are trying to take advantage of those people and make money off of them.
@aarondavis8943 it's difficult I think. I follow Jonna Jinton and she's mostly on RUclips but she recently complained that there's a HUGE Tiktok account stealing her content and it went viral too. She tried to do something (and she's not small, at least not on RUclips). She got really frustrated, only when she reached out to another RUclips with a bigger Tiktok following, who got her in touch with someone at Tiktok something changed. Jonna got verified and they finally took the copycat down. I also think her fans reported the account after her video so that probably helped but just that there is this insane theft industry shows that they maybe don't really care.
I really love that danny has already been reading to his baby. my parents started reading to me when my mom was still pregnant with me. I turn 18 in less than two weeks, and my dad reading to me is still a huge comfort for me and can put me to sleep in like 20 minutes. I feel like a lot of people don’t start reading to their kids until theyre toddlers, but toddlers who haven’t been read to usually don’t have the patience to sit and listen. it’s just such a nice thing to start reading to your baby right away
As someone who has had a baby, pregnant women get SO much advice to read to their babies (even when they’re still in the womb). Every public library I’m my state has baby areas where parents are encouraged to sit and read with their kids of any age. It’s definitely common practice 😊
I've been reading to both my babies (one is still chillin in the womb lol) essentially since I found out I was pregnant, both for their development and to keep me in the habit lol
exactly!! and from the very second you start reading to your baby (after they're born of course lmao), the child begins to associate sounds/words to pictures way before they gain the ability to read. It also just helps expand their vocabulary as books will often use many words in succession that wouldn't come up as much in everyday conversation. I wish more parents did this.
As a Dad myself, when you started yelling "Where's my hundred dollars?!" My thoughts went to "Oh no, gonna wake the babay" then to "oh its cool that he gets the house to himself to make his videos" and then the realization that, yes the babay did get woken up... Also, children books slap. Start reading Fox in Sox now, so then when it becomes a challenge your child brings to you, you can rip through that shit faster than Eminem on Rap God.
it’s so funny you bought up dr seuss because approximately 10 seconds before you said “this is like the sneetches” I (not a parent, haven’t read a dr seuss book in years if not decades) thought “oh this is just like the sneetches” so needless to say, I’m prepared and excited for the children’s book references
Imagine seeing your tiktok in a Danny Gonzalez video and expecting to be made fun of just for him to call you the Sylvester McMonkey McBean of your time. Truly inspiring.
Danny is being so nice in this video, but this is actually disgusting. I don't understand how RUclipsrs who make actual criticism content or good reviews of movies have to take their content down, but these people are actual thieves and they can make this much money.
Ikr. The mind-numbing sludge content was just annoying before watching this video. Somehow, it didn’t occur to me that people make money off of it, but why else would anybody make these videos? Cant even open OBS and play a video game to create their own footage, let alone make something interesting, or with passion behind it, or even remotely fun to watch. And they’re literally everywhere! Even reaction streamers add their own thoughts occasionally! Something about people making thousands off of “content” like this makes me want to throw my smartphone away and move to the middle of the woods.
I think its kinda like Folding Ideas video on the mikkelson twins; this scam of reposting videos is common and well known, but by acting like theyre selling the idea of it they can get clicks being controversial and giving out "advice".
I really like to watch music reviews, theory and analysis but due to the way youtube works they can't just play the song normally without being demonitized
16:14 20 years later, Danny's son finds this video, goes to Danny and gives him a 100 $ . Very wholesome. Of course, considering inflation, 20 years from now, the 100 $ will only be worth like... iunno, 40 $, but hey... it's the thoght that counts.
@@Sapphichearts maybe where u r I am also from the states and went to elementary school in the 2000s but I feel like reading a dr Seuss book abt racism is possibly the most ironic thing ever. I went to a predominantly POC school so maybe they were more, like aware. If ur curious as to why he made multiple racist propaganda art against Japanese people, possibly other groups as well but Ik for sure the Japanese
@@elle6449 I'm from an Oregon suburb so that's probably why. Until the mid 1920s black people weren't allowed to live here, in the state not my neighborhood.
@@Sapphichearts ya I’m from the inner city in the north so it’s like 2 completely different countries… well fun fact dr Seuss was actually rly racist and put slurs in multiple pieces of his work!
Any time Danny talks about his kid I get discombobulated lmao my brain goes “huh?? He’s like 15 and got a kid???!?” But then I remember, he is actually older than me 😂 can’t wait for Danny and his kid going outside in a couple of decades and people thinking Danny is the son 💀
@@spontaneouslycombusted7664His son actually is thousands of years old because as we all know Danny is an unaging immortal being. The Big Bang was actually Danny being birthed, and the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs was Danny birthing his son. One can only dread the day Danny’s first grandchild is born. His family tree will just be a list of major historic events.
@@foxbuns Many of my family members were holocaust victims. I make a lot of holocaust jokes, some of it to help me cope because of how many I've lost. Even just learning about it in school made me feel sad, I have a very small family and lost many people. Sorry if it ruined the joke for you, I've been doing a project on it in school and I guess it's been getting to me more than I'd like.
12:00 the guy who tells you to eat healthy has tattoos. Tattoos which are inks, industrial chemicals that he had injected into his skin. Often having heavy metals in them. Smart!
i for one can't wait to see more little hints about how fatherhood has effected danny. one day he might be making jokes about pureed carrots in little glass jars.
hhbomber guy’s recent video on plagiarism really opened my eyes on how many internet “creators” are fully just in it for the money, not making content from a creative point of view but rather a marketing one and this video reminded me of that (with the “views/money as a goal” guy especially)
Thanks for shedding some light on this subject for anyone who remains blissfully unaware of how bad things have gotten! How long are we going to ignore the ACTUAL plummeting value of money? It isn't representative of the amount of physical work done anymore, or the observed effect, so it must be representative of the effect achieved over time... luckily for anyone making money that way, you're spared the full knowledge of your own effect because you can never see the end of it, and all the money you earn feels "too good to be true". If you have no concrete knowledge of the effect of your own work, because it's invisible to you and always in motion, you don't have enough information to know what you are worth. Even if you have a lot of money, well, as demonstrated in the video, even money's worth can be easily debated now. Its worth is, like EVERYTHING else known to physics, relative. It doesn't have a constant worth because literally any amount of work could've been done to acquire it, depending on the person who holds it. So what does it even mean anymore? I guess it'll mean as much as its next transfer: $10 could be 10 stocking stuffers from the dollar store for your 3 year old, a couple of knick knacks from Five Below plus tax, the first meal your family has had together in weeks, or the first meal your family has eaten today. The amount of work done for that $10 could have been anything, even a kid's learned lesson to charge more money before mowing her neighbor's lawn in the sweltering heat. Money's not worthless, THAT'S what allows for confusion, and then it must be worth only what happens in the transfer of it from one person to another. As those people define the work and effect achieved, they define what the money is worth. Cut out the middle man, and then whatever happens between people without the function of money has knowable and observable worth, and people can hopefully start to understand with more certainty what they're made of and what they're worth. Perhaps there's a new definition of "work" to be supported by us, and maybe just some awareness of code's definition of work and the "nature" of async function declaration and promise chains could help us see more clearly how the world ~works~ now.
13:42 Filo here, just to add context to this. It's a sad reality in our culture that we crave to be acknowledged by other cultures (most especially by western culture). This is also why whenever someone famous or if someone who has even 1% Filipino heritage goes viral or become famous you'll see comments such as "Pinoy pride 🇵🇭" or the likes. This is also the reason why there's a number of non-Filipino RUclipsrs who would constantly post reacting to anything related to Filipino culture because they know it will do well because when we see anything even if it's just the bare minimum appreciation (even if it's not genuine) for our culture we put those people on a pedestal (especially if they are white). This is also why the beauty standard in our country is very much Eurocentric (e.g. fair skin, high-bridged nose etc).
this is actually so true (as a filipino), i naturally get giddy and excited whenever i see filipinos get any smidge of recognition. it’s just natural idk but that is really interesting how people have caught on to it and started using it to their advantage. ik danny said it as a joke but i genuinely think if he titled one of his videos with anything related to filos me and a lot of other people would probably click on it.
woah we act the same way with our country!! Not gonna name it but it’s portrayed in a very negative light in media. We are under the impression that most people hate us, so whenever there’s someone who says anything remotely positive about us we get so ecstatic! I never thought about it from the creator’s perspective…Very interesting!
So happy so many of my fav creators are talking about content theft/plagarism- hbomberguy, jacksfilms, and now danny. Hope real change can come of it but we need the content host institutions to step up!
I would literally cry my eyes out if i ever got to meet danny sometimem he is all that me and my dad watch and he has brought me and my father closer than ever thank you danny!
Be careful, one time i met Danny, and while he may seen charming and irresistible with his little wrists, he is NOT what he seems. At first i just said hey yo, dan. How is your day going? He said fine my young gentleman, and at this point, i really thought the meeting was young well. But at that very moment i realized that Danny wasn't a normal sized influencer after all, he was a tricksy little guru who measured at least 17 cubits in length alone. I barely escaped with my life, not to mention the other ones he took from me. Try to stay clear of Danny if you can. Not safe
My brother realized in 6th grade he could make really good muffins and that kids would buy them. So he’d make a bunch of muffins over the weekend with my mom and sell them for like a $1 and he nearly got suspended. He coulda been a true muffin guru man. It was actually pretty traumatizing for him he still gets genuinely angry when i call him the muffin man and he’s nearly 40.
At my school I think they said because it was technically competition with the lunch room and also the person selling food doesn't have a license to sell food amd it wasn't approved by the school board.
So funny you mentioned The Sneetches! I currently have an untold amount of stars upon my own belly, after my 5 year old chased me down last night and assaulted me with her star stamper. That book takes up a good amount of space in my head, rent free, for whatever reason.
My parents still have a VCR and they have a VHC with the Sneetches, The Zax and Green Eggs and Ham Dr Suess shorts in it I show it to my kids all the time! They love it!!
Im glad someone is calling out these accounts. i feel like tiktok is a lot more lax about stealing content than other platforms and even the ppl on the app don't seem to care as much. I always try to make a point of never engaging with content that is stolen
the pro shop hat thing reminded me of something i did in elementary school. my stepdad used to buy whole boxes of candy so i would just take some from home and sell them to my classmates.
I forgot why Danny would be reading kids books 💀 I thought he was just sitting and enjoying kids books for himself
Actually there's no reason other than him enjoying the books duh. What else would be happening in his life??
@@mandyg46he gave birth 😊
@@puppupyahe's such a a good wife
@@puppupya HUH?!?
@@puppupya lol I would argue Laura did a lot of the heavy lifting
funny story. i actually met danny the other day. i tried to say hi to him, but he immediately started to spew shady guru advice and would not stop. eventually he imploded with riches and tik tok clips.
I'm imagine Danny Meeting a fan, and just roast them on how poor they are and how to be as rich as him while money is literally exploding from his body like a trail in a video game. But the money disappears before touching the ground because Danny is actually an ai robot here to remove all of the commentary creators and the gurus
He did the same to me. I jst wanted to go home but he brought me to his house and chained me up in his basement :(
I met him once and the same thing happened. We need to bring awareness to stuff like this 😔
Bro I remember that- I was on the side lines. After that he jumped in his Bugatti Tesla and tried to run you over. I'm so sorry that happened to you, plz reach out if you need a witness for your insurance claim 😞💔
I remember this! I recorded the whole wild encounter but then Danny called me poor and stole my phone 💔
As a preschool teacher, Sylvester McMonkey McBean is the name drop I have been waiting YEARS for. Thank you, Danny, for making all my dreams eventually come to fruition.
as a library worker i relate to this too much! im waiting for the day someone asks me for kids book recs cause shelving picture books is half my job (theyre the most checked out genre by far)
I’m a preschool teacher too!
hearing the words “my son” come out of Danny’s mouth just makes me so happy, I’m so glad they’re all doing well, and I’m so proud of Danny for how far he’s come. Congrats Man!!!
I was just like this 16 year old has a son!?!
@@pearle8200 he’s 29 lol
Yes it's so sweet 😢 it's so wholesome that he reference children's book lol. congrats to him + Laura 😊
Anyone know how long he is a dad?
@@tommymarco their baby was born in october
Can we all agree Danny is the shadiest guru on the internet
nah prob not
100% so shady frfr
Yes
👍
Ya his vibes are sinister asf
I think the joke that made me laugh the most was when Danny said “my son started crying in the other room, I don’t think he’s gonna give me 100 dollars”
dude i started choking that was so funny
that's why he's crying. he wanted to help but he is not a boss baby so he doesnt have that much on him.
Same
no way miku pfp
@@gomennegao no way rui pfp
“He’s the Sylvester McMonkey McBean of his time” is a crazy sentence 💀
watching Danny become more and more of a dad creator is so cute, referencing kid's books and the way he's so aware of his kid, like when he started crying. my heart can't handle it
When did he cry?
@@christinejanis6552when the baby started crying
Danny's son turned out to be greedy AF. Cmon, Danny gave you life, give him $100
I hear he doesn't even have a job yet, what a lazy freeloader!
Ong. Sum slight
Goes to show it be the ones you love the most that let you down fr fr
He'll grow up to be the Sylvester McMonkey McBean of his time.
@@stevedenny7887 what else would we expect... what else COULD we expect?
my disappointment that this video isn't called "Interesting Filipino Facts" is immeasurable and my day is ruined
Wait, these weren't interesting Filipino facts?
and my day is ruined
I read your comment before I got to that part in the vid and was thoroughly confused
@@dunno-19 just edited it and copied you lol. thanks
Just edited the edited it and copied the other you lol.
"this guy is the Sylvester McMonkey McBean of his time" is the sickest roast lmao
_"I've discovered a way to make $5,000 a day! Instead of doing that, I'm going to teach you how to be my competition!"_
Sounds legit
I would love to see Danny go undercover as a guru
Shhh don't reveal his secret plan
yeah good idea that would be less likely for dannys fans to find
DANNY, START A CULT, YOU COWARD. For the bit.
I like your profile pic
Would probably be hard to disguise himself though
As someone who is half Filipino, and therefore knows a lot of Filipino facts, I can confirm I am a millionaire.
As someone who was born and raised in the Philippines, I don't know many Filipino facts. I can confirm I am broke (high on time, low on cash ofc).
Tell us one!!!!
As someone who is also born and raised in the Philippines, I also don't know many Filipino facts. I am not broke (low on time, low on cash)
That sounds great! Hey would you be willing to give me $100 real quick?
Can you give me $100 🗣️‼️😮
I love how the guy talking about healthy foods looks like a stiff wind could shut down his entire system
I was so confused why Danny would discuss Dr. Seuss books & then realised: "oh of course he'd read children books, he can read towards a kid... cuz he has a kid"
Feel bad for people who haven't found the second channel yet. They must think the dreams about Danny were true prophecies
what does this meab
@@ahceaserr 🎉meab🎉
@ahceaserr The prophecies of Danny's Reddit foretold the missing posters.... he has been gone with a child, untrue gregs have no understanding of the situation at hand....
they were though
@@ahceaserrfollow the cat
danny never fails to get us pregnant
Oh
and we love him for it
Yay I’m prego
Definitely
excuse me
You know what is shadier than these Gurus? The way i got this money.
The fuck.
Wth why isn’t anyone replying to this 😭
danny needs to make a commentary video on this comment
@@Bumble._.Jellybottom whats funny is that this isnt even 1 dollar lmao 😭
what even is that
Danny youre not shaming people for trying to make money for their families. Youre calling out the people who are trying to take advantage of those people and make money off of them.
he's shaming middle to upper class bros trying to make a buck off of scamming others, as he should.
Exactly
Can you not make copyright claims on tiktok? I never watch it.
@aarondavis8943 it's difficult I think. I follow Jonna Jinton and she's mostly on RUclips but she recently complained that there's a HUGE Tiktok account stealing her content and it went viral too. She tried to do something (and she's not small, at least not on RUclips). She got really frustrated, only when she reached out to another RUclips with a bigger Tiktok following, who got her in touch with someone at Tiktok something changed. Jonna got verified and they finally took the copycat down. I also think her fans reported the account after her video so that probably helped but just that there is this insane theft industry shows that they maybe don't really care.
Ah.. So boobie streamers on Twitch targeting vulnerable men, but instead those are told "yass get that bag!"?
I really love that danny has already been reading to his baby. my parents started reading to me when my mom was still pregnant with me. I turn 18 in less than two weeks, and my dad reading to me is still a huge comfort for me and can put me to sleep in like 20 minutes. I feel like a lot of people don’t start reading to their kids until theyre toddlers, but toddlers who haven’t been read to usually don’t have the patience to sit and listen. it’s just such a nice thing to start reading to your baby right away
Really they don't start right away? Pediatricians remind parents to start right away
As someone who has had a baby, pregnant women get SO much advice to read to their babies (even when they’re still in the womb). Every public library I’m my state has baby areas where parents are encouraged to sit and read with their kids of any age. It’s definitely common practice 😊
I've been reading to both my babies (one is still chillin in the womb lol) essentially since I found out I was pregnant, both for their development and to keep me in the habit lol
exactly!! and from the very second you start reading to your baby (after they're born of course lmao), the child begins to associate sounds/words to pictures way before they gain the ability to read. It also just helps expand their vocabulary as books will often use many words in succession that wouldn't come up as much in everyday conversation. I wish more parents did this.
Gosh, acting like twenty minutes to fall asleep is short is wild to me.
‘Don’t use the microwave. It literally cooks your food’ is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
As a Dad myself, when you started yelling "Where's my hundred dollars?!" My thoughts went to "Oh no, gonna wake the babay" then to "oh its cool that he gets the house to himself to make his videos" and then the realization that, yes the babay did get woken up... Also, children books slap. Start reading Fox in Sox now, so then when it becomes a challenge your child brings to you, you can rip through that shit faster than Eminem on Rap God.
I am here to support 100% and pour love out for Danny's commentary turning referential towards Dr Seuss and children's books in general from now on.
Gonna need a fox in socks reference in the next one
i was so happy when he mentioned the Star-Bellied Sneetches or whatever, that was so nostalgic for me
that part of the video was literally so funny
the idea that after he has a kid his videos stay exactly the same but he inexplicably references childrens media a lot is hilarious
He is for sure reading Corduroy for his son and I love it
Danny may not be pregnant but he never fails to deliver
Pergornament*
*gregnant
@@milkgotlost gregnant indeed
Why is this on literally all of his videos? 😭
@@user-eg4xr9mq8x Because Danny has a son
10:10 oh my god im so down with this ♡
i have to say, the dad vibe suits you and the channel so well, i love the dad era with a kid in other room complaining abt your shenannigans
I can't believe danny's son has already mastered comedic timing. takes after his dad fr
I absolutely lost it at "this guys like a Sylvester McMonkey McBean of his time"
I love this new Danny era of children's book wisdom!
10:00
it’s so funny you bought up dr seuss because approximately 10 seconds before you said “this is like the sneetches” I (not a parent, haven’t read a dr seuss book in years if not decades) thought “oh this is just like the sneetches” so needless to say, I’m prepared and excited for the children’s book references
We will always miss the “this video is over now” song at the end of videos 😭
Imagine seeing your tiktok in a Danny Gonzalez video and expecting to be made fun of just for him to call you the Sylvester McMonkey McBean of your time. Truly inspiring.
Danny is being so nice in this video, but this is actually disgusting. I don't understand how RUclipsrs who make actual criticism content or good reviews of movies have to take their content down, but these people are actual thieves and they can make this much money.
Ikr. The mind-numbing sludge content was just annoying before watching this video. Somehow, it didn’t occur to me that people make money off of it, but why else would anybody make these videos? Cant even open OBS and play a video game to create their own footage, let alone make something interesting, or with passion behind it, or even remotely fun to watch. And they’re literally everywhere! Even reaction streamers add their own thoughts occasionally! Something about people making thousands off of “content” like this makes me want to throw my smartphone away and move to the middle of the woods.
preach!
I think its kinda like Folding Ideas video on the mikkelson twins; this scam of reposting videos is common and well known, but by acting like theyre selling the idea of it they can get clicks being controversial and giving out "advice".
I really like to watch music reviews, theory and analysis but due to the way youtube works they can't just play the song normally without being demonitized
really excited for more star-bellied sneetches references going forwards
"One of my videos made me $1200" There's no way he said that with a straight face, he screen records GTA gameplay
The fact Danny didn't yell at us for thinking it was his 1st channel deeply upsets me
ikrrr i was waiting to be obliterated :(
Becoming a dad has really mellowed him out.
Danny never fails to be the Sylvester McMonkey McBean of his time
🚨ALERT 🚨 SNeetchers RefereNce 🚨ALERT🚨
We should all strive to be like Danny
I agree! If you also like Danny, hurry and give me $100! 👍
16:14
20 years later, Danny's son finds this video, goes to Danny and gives him a 100 $ . Very wholesome.
Of course, considering inflation, 20 years from now, the 100 $ will only be worth like... iunno, 40 $, but hey... it's the thoght that counts.
10:18 I literally forgot that he is a father now… CONGRATS DANNY EVEN THO ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE THE WEE LAD WAS BORN
BRITISH
Danny never fails to make us shady little gurus
the absolute legend
Danny helped me steal money from people online 😊
@@evilforestspirit didn’t he for us all? That’s how he got his family 🤧
Did you speedrun this?
U can tell he’s the father when he’s making dr Seuss references with the more obscure literary works and not the grinch
I hope he makes a video analyzing deep literature.
In the states, at least in the early 2000s that book was read every MLK day to teach us about segregation for some reason.
@@Sapphichearts maybe where u r I am also from the states and went to elementary school in the 2000s but I feel like reading a dr Seuss book abt racism is possibly the most ironic thing ever. I went to a predominantly POC school so maybe they were more, like aware. If ur curious as to why he made multiple racist propaganda art against Japanese people, possibly other groups as well but Ik for sure the Japanese
@@elle6449 I'm from an Oregon suburb so that's probably why. Until the mid 1920s black people weren't allowed to live here, in the state not my neighborhood.
@@Sapphichearts ya I’m from the inner city in the north so it’s like 2 completely different countries… well fun fact dr Seuss was actually rly racist and put slurs in multiple pieces of his work!
I feel like forgetting the lessons of The Sneeches has led to our current tiktok influencer apocalypse.
12:32 thank you, I needed this joke today. ❤
"Sorry my son was crying in the other room I don't think he's going to give me a 100 dollars."-Danny Gonzales 2023
His son wants to give him $100 but cant walk yet😂😂😂
Any time Danny talks about his kid I get discombobulated lmao my brain goes “huh?? He’s like 15 and got a kid???!?” But then I remember, he is actually older than me 😂 can’t wait for Danny and his kid going outside in a couple of decades and people thinking Danny is the son 💀
No no... his son will look even younger than danny does. Danny will look 15 and his son will still be a newborn at 20 years old
@@spontaneouslycombusted7664His son actually is thousands of years old because as we all know Danny is an unaging immortal being. The Big Bang was actually Danny being birthed, and the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs was Danny birthing his son. One can only dread the day Danny’s first grandchild is born. His family tree will just be a list of major historic events.
@@mistbloodyfistsmaybe dont joke about the holocaust. i have a feeling Danny wont appreciate that
@@mistbloodyfiststhis was going great until u decided to include a genocide….what was the thought process behind that
@@foxbuns Many of my family members were holocaust victims. I make a lot of holocaust jokes, some of it to help me cope because of how many I've lost. Even just learning about it in school made me feel sad, I have a very small family and lost many people. Sorry if it ruined the joke for you, I've been doing a project on it in school and I guess it's been getting to me more than I'd like.
12:00 the guy who tells you to eat healthy has tattoos.
Tattoos which are inks, industrial chemicals that he had injected into his skin.
Often having heavy metals in them. Smart!
i love how he just says bye at the end on this cannel instead of talking about other stuff or doing an add read, its just so peaceful
16:11 it's understandable that he's crying, he's just learned that his dad is broke
LMAO
very understandable. that would be especially devastating for an infant
16:08 “I don’t think he’s gonna give me a hundred dollars 🥲” WAS THE FUNNIEST THING TO ME 😭
honestly the Dr. Seuss reference was based. can't wait for more of the kid book commentary
12:56 I WAS TAKING A SIP OF COKE WHEN HE SAID THAT BRO CAN HE SEE ME??? 😭😭😭
5:11 him talking about how not anyone can make a tiktok combining two videos 😭😭😭 he is NOT special LMAOOOO
i for one can't wait to see more little hints about how fatherhood has effected danny. one day he might be making jokes about pureed carrots in little glass jars.
Sometimes I wonder if Danny just watches his own videos in his free time
ya
if I did youtube videos I know for a FACT I would watch them and laugh at myself
he doesn't, don't worry
and he should
He has a 3 month old baby, my man has no more free time
15:59 *the dancers on the subway when they finish dancing*
Haha true
14:23 WOAHHHH! Oh wait. No. 💀💀
That Dr Seuss joke is the hardest I’ve laughed out loud in months. I work with kids and that reference cut deep.
Don't see enough Sneetches references these days. Honestly brought a tear to my eye so grateful for Danny healing society one Sneetch at a time.
hhbomber guy’s recent video on plagiarism really opened my eyes on how many internet “creators” are fully just in it for the money, not making content from a creative point of view but rather a marketing one and this video reminded me of that (with the “views/money as a goal” guy especially)
Thanks for shedding some light on this subject for anyone who remains blissfully unaware of how bad things have gotten!
How long are we going to ignore the ACTUAL plummeting value of money? It isn't representative of the amount of physical work done anymore, or the observed effect, so it must be representative of the effect achieved over time... luckily for anyone making money that way, you're spared the full knowledge of your own effect because you can never see the end of it, and all the money you earn feels "too good to be true". If you have no concrete knowledge of the effect of your own work, because it's invisible to you and always in motion, you don't have enough information to know what you are worth. Even if you have a lot of money, well, as demonstrated in the video, even money's worth can be easily debated now. Its worth is, like EVERYTHING else known to physics, relative. It doesn't have a constant worth because literally any amount of work could've been done to acquire it, depending on the person who holds it. So what does it even mean anymore? I guess it'll mean as much as its next transfer: $10 could be 10 stocking stuffers from the dollar store for your 3 year old, a couple of knick knacks from Five Below plus tax, the first meal your family has had together in weeks, or the first meal your family has eaten today. The amount of work done for that $10 could have been anything, even a kid's learned lesson to charge more money before mowing her neighbor's lawn in the sweltering heat. Money's not worthless, THAT'S what allows for confusion, and then it must be worth only what happens in the transfer of it from one person to another. As those people define the work and effect achieved, they define what the money is worth. Cut out the middle man, and then whatever happens between people without the function of money has knowable and observable worth, and people can hopefully start to understand with more certainty what they're made of and what they're worth.
Perhaps there's a new definition of "work" to be supported by us, and maybe just some awareness of code's definition of work and the "nature" of async function declaration and promise chains could help us see more clearly how the world ~works~ now.
as a vitamin, I can confirm that every time I get put in a microwave I die it’s hard for us vitamins to survive😔
same
danny is the only guru i would listen too he is so smart and wise
*to
If you’re not sure, go with to not too. 90% of the time it’s to.
Too is only used for too much, too little or as well, e.g. I love you too.
@Cowboy_Frog thank you cowboy frog
honestly
little greg probably will be the most knowledgeable in dr sues books ever 😤😤😤
shout out to the butter battle
and the cat in the hat (that's me! i'm doing suesical!)
danny’s vids always make my day
Okay, but I would watch a video of Danny just making Dr. Seuss references the entire time.
13:42 Filo here, just to add context to this. It's a sad reality in our culture that we crave to be acknowledged by other cultures (most especially by western culture). This is also why whenever someone famous or if someone who has even 1% Filipino heritage goes viral or become famous you'll see comments such as "Pinoy pride 🇵🇭" or the likes. This is also the reason why there's a number of non-Filipino RUclipsrs who would constantly post reacting to anything related to Filipino culture because they know it will do well because when we see anything even if it's just the bare minimum appreciation (even if it's not genuine) for our culture we put those people on a pedestal (especially if they are white). This is also why the beauty standard in our country is very much Eurocentric (e.g. fair skin, high-bridged nose etc).
That's so interesting! I didn't expect that there was actually a reason for the "Filipino fact"
as a fellow filo, this is so real
this is actually so true (as a filipino), i naturally get giddy and excited whenever i see filipinos get any smidge of recognition. it’s just natural idk but that is really interesting how people have caught on to it and started using it to their advantage.
ik danny said it as a joke but i genuinely think if he titled one of his videos with anything related to filos me and a lot of other people would probably click on it.
woah we act the same way with our country!! Not gonna name it but it’s portrayed in a very negative light in media. We are under the impression that most people hate us, so whenever there’s someone who says anything remotely positive about us we get so ecstatic! I never thought about it from the creator’s perspective…Very interesting!
ngl i thought pinoy was a slur
Love you Danny! Happy holidays!
Thank you, Robert! 🔥
10:05 the moment Danny realized he is a DAD
i JUST sat down to do my math homework, but shadiest gurus on the internet takes priority.
YES
Thanks Danny! I learned so many interesting Filipino facts from you today.
Danny going fully dad mode is the most wholesome story arc I could ask for 🥺❤
As a filipino, hearing danny say "filipino dollars" made me laugh so hard😭
So happy so many of my fav creators are talking about content theft/plagarism- hbomberguy, jacksfilms, and now danny. Hope real change can come of it but we need the content host institutions to step up!
13:03 lol wait if that guy is a micro celebrity then what does that make Danny? a mini celebrity? 🤔
I'm so happy you referenced The Sneetches! It's one of my all-time favorite books, even as an adult.
I would literally cry my eyes out if i ever got to meet danny sometimem he is all that me and my dad watch and he has brought me and my father closer than ever thank you danny!
Be careful, one time i met Danny, and while he may seen charming and irresistible with his little wrists, he is NOT what he seems. At first i just said hey yo, dan. How is your day going? He said fine my young gentleman, and at this point, i really thought the meeting was young well. But at that very moment i realized that Danny wasn't a normal sized influencer after all, he was a tricksy little guru who measured at least 17 cubits in length alone. I barely escaped with my life, not to mention the other ones he took from me. Try to stay clear of Danny if you can. Not safe
@@SoulSonder26I can relate.
Send him a picture of your dad
The amount of people straight up admitting they steal content to make money is genuinely mind boggling
Saying they steal content probably also gets them views via controversy
2:00 It's more of a wishlist than a to do list 😂
you are a legend, your videos are very enjoyable.
My brother realized in 6th grade he could make really good muffins and that kids would buy them. So he’d make a bunch of muffins over the weekend with my mom and sell them for like a $1 and he nearly got suspended. He coulda been a true muffin guru man.
It was actually pretty traumatizing for him he still gets genuinely angry when i call him the muffin man and he’s nearly 40.
i dont get why people expel kids trying to make quick money
@@fluffgotstudios9390not even quick money, he's genuinely working hard to provide product to ppl... Encourage kids to work!!
@@fluffgotstudios9390 i dont get why they would threaten to expell him but i can see how this could be a health and food safety concern
In my experience, kids doing business is fine in our place (Philippines). I don't know about other countries though.
At my school I think they said because it was technically competition with the lunch room and also the person selling food doesn't have a license to sell food amd it wasn't approved by the school board.
10:00 when I tell you I cried actual tears from laughing so hard at this 😭
I love the Dr. Seuss references, keep ‘Em coming
The way Danny looked away when his son started crying in the other room 🥺 good dad
As someone who is also consuming a lot of dr suess for baby reasons, I appreciate the Sylvester McMonkey McBean reference
danny making references to children's books now might be the cutest thing of all time
6:32 you become Sssniperwolf
Danny please make more videos like this I have friends who watch you that genuinely believe tiktok guru stuff and it's really annoying
So funny you mentioned The Sneetches! I currently have an untold amount of stars upon my own belly, after my 5 year old chased me down last night and assaulted me with her star stamper. That book takes up a good amount of space in my head, rent free, for whatever reason.
Danny is the guru for how to keep a baby face
I mean he kept the whole baby too
My parents still have a VCR and they have a VHC with the Sneetches, The Zax and Green Eggs and Ham Dr Suess shorts in it
I show it to my kids all the time! They love it!!
Im glad someone is calling out these accounts. i feel like tiktok is a lot more lax about stealing content than other platforms and even the ppl on the app don't seem to care as much. I always try to make a point of never engaging with content that is stolen
Thank you Danny for all your hard work on this video!❤
umm I'm pretty sure he asked for a 100
@@nikitawalczak582oh no...😂
Not enough
you mean MY video that i re uploaded to tiktok with family guy underneath?
Danny's single strand of loose hair kinda saved my life
the pro shop hat thing reminded me of something i did in elementary school. my stepdad used to buy whole boxes of candy so i would just take some from home and sell them to my classmates.
15:37 bro just wanted a hug
Danny is the ultimate guru
"They had bass pro shops upon thars" LMAO that Dr. Seuss throwback was so unexpected
so glad you made this video
11:09 did he just say you should drink organic water to be rich? My brother in Christ water is not organic
Water is as organic as rocks lol