The 61 Best (CLEAN) Jokes Ever
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- Опубликовано: 19 фев 2018
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Trust me, I don't know why this is getting views. This is a terrible video I made for someone and it was so bad they didn't want it so I posted it. Jokes on them, though, because this video got more views than most of their videos. Weird xD
124,000 views!!!
Well applause to you any way Stuart! Nice delivery
1. A. Why do elephants have flat feet? They get that way from jumping out of palm trees.
1. B. Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between 3 and 4:30 in the afternoon? That's when elephants jump out of palm trees.
1. C. Why are pygmies so short? They went into the jungle between 3 and 4:30 in the afternoon.
I love this video. I go to work and make people laugh. These are great!!!!!
It's funny really 😂
#55...Did you hear about the 2 antennas that got married? The ceremony was okay, but the reception was amazing!
Yeah, we heard him say that.
"what's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot" 😂😂
Crap
So corny while this joke actually made me crack up😂😂.
lol 😂
@gachahell hahahah your corny
Is it bad that i already knew an unnecessarily large number of these? 😂
*_HECK NO_* i live for this
As do I
Two parrots sat on a perch. One turns to the other and says “Can you smell fish?”
Thanks for spending effort to make clean jokes.
Today a man knocked on my door asking for a donation towards the local swimming pool, I gave him a glass of water
Thats actually funny lol 😆
😅
My friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down
Me: Im gonna step out for some air be right back.
Everyone else on the airplane: 👀
A blind man walks into the bar... And a table... And a chair....
A piece of rough string walks into a bar and the barman asks him" Were you in here yesterday?"
The piece of string replies" No I'm a frayed knot!!"😂😂😂
Stuart,
Each and every joke is corny while funny at the same time😂. I enjoyed watching this video very much! Well done and keep being you!
3 was good.
"What's the difference between in laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
There were 2 fish in a tank and one said to the other "how do you drive this thing?"
Your delivery was everything, man.
What did the doctor say to the invisible Man ....I can’t see you right now
This channel is underrated
Mostly what I call "Dad Jokes". Wonderful!
Dad jokes and puns! Can we have another one?
bro you did excellento ... that was good performance you had me on some bustin up
These (most) really are excellent. Well done on the selection!
These are mostly near-one-liners. Any chance of a few longer-form jokes in a future video ?
These are so wholesomely terrible
These (most) really are excellent. Well done on the selection!
These are mostly near-one-liners. Any chance of a few longer-form jokes in a future video ?
good wholesome jokes but timing, and inflection could make the delivery better
Yra
Don't be rood
I've just had a stairlift fitted. It's driving me up the wall.
Straight flex... Love it
I'm going to steal quite a few of them😂
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
*where you left it*
What do you call a cow with no legs?
* Ground beef
This is the best !
You forgot , What do you call a deer with no eyes, no idea
And what do you call a deer with no eyes or no legs? Still no idea😆
What did rudolph say when he lost his kid?
"oh deer!"
What did he say when he found it?
"deer you are!"
When when you realise the comments are actually funnier than the jokes
Lol these are so funny the person who doubted you is crazy cuz these are amazing jokes... and the guy who ever said this channel is underrated it’s so true you should have a million subs.
Here’s a true story -
The TV in our lounge room was awfully loud and my grandmother was getting some treatment from the local nurse who had visited her that day.....anyways - she screamed at me in her old woman croaky voice to turn the TV down - so I got up annoyingly - waltzed over near the TV set and was just about to turn it down - when she said “ahhhhhhh that’s better - Thankyou boy”...........me: 🤔🤔🤔 That was almost 40 years ago.....a wonderful funny memory of her ❤️🔥
No the fact I never thought they were that good.
The carrot, not listening to mum ,the glue..😂
it went from wholesome to dark to silly to so bad it's good, all of them. i love it lol.
7:25
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I like the two muffins in the oven joke
Your body language and facial expressions make it even funnier
How could this all be so funny! Let me tell you, i searched for jokes and watched 6 or 7 other videos, was nothing but crickets...
How do you there was an elephant in your fridge?
Footprints in the butter.
I liked the one about the antennas!
Man someone ripped this word for word in the same order.
Here goes, its an old one, but someone may not have heard it.... Why does Tarzan yell ? Because when he beats this chest it hurrts
Sorry...because when he beats his chest, it hurts ..lol
#22 got me to lol
Liz Sheppard thanks for watching Liz!
pause and laugh. pause and laugh
Awesome Mate Gud 1
i like this video. wholesome :)
Good job
From now on, when people ask why I’m not married, I’ll just it’s a supply chain issue.
The muffin joke is a family favorite.
I love that joke.
Got some fun Christian content here too.
Way to Go.
Funny jokes there 😂
Bonus joke: why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken 😂
y dont my suv rpm mph work? because my bose audio system is still turning up!
LOL I love all of these I told my sister the Europe knock knock joke and she thought it was so funny!
The dwarf that was a patient!!!
34/B.
What did the wall say back?
Dumb Bass 😂
What did the nurse say to the doctor when he got angry that his business was slow… You have no patience
Here’s the one that made me laugh the most.
I want to die peaceably in my sleep like my grandfather……
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
Wait-
WHAT???
@@taes_sugakookies1016 It’s one of the jokes from the video. I was telling which one I like the best.
@@autoteller ohhhhhh
@@autoteller ohhhhhh
The thesaurus joke!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo that it could be done!
I love 💕 jokes 😁!
This is awesome great job most of them are my favorite so I couldn't pick
Great fun just for kids!
We need a lot of nice decent clean jokes like this....
Preach.
Yeah ikr.
I use them at school all the time.
Yes!!
there are some funny dirty jokes, but since the audience for jokes tends to be young people (and dads) I tend to try to keep it clean. "What did one saggy boob say to the other? Oh look! A talking boob!" is funny, but using muffins is more appropriate.
So me and the 3 kids i stole. (All under 10 )
Stef: the well one and lip balm
Ava: the man who ran a mile and got lost
Erin: elephant in a tree.
Me: elephant in fridge
😂😂😂😂
don't get the stormtrooper buying an Iphone.
The chicken is a man who was suicidal, so he was called a coward or a chicken, so he crossed the road to get to the otherside meaning death.
Oh dear.
Strawb3rry Kitt3 ok then
The "other side"
Jesus Saves but Pele scores on the rebound!
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Excellent very funny loved them 😀good job😉
🤣🤣🤣 Funniest jokes EVER!!
LAAAAAMMME!!
#10 1 or 2 ? 1 or 2 ? best one !
Did you come up with any of those?
This is a summary of good jokes built up scripts….
49 is very sensible.
Good policy.
I didn't want to laugh because people are asleep but I couldn't help it.
I liked 'em!
Bruh my uncle loves the fristone lol
Mysterious
He's so cute!!!
Who like jokes
Hi , really like your jokes ! And how did you get started ? Any advice for someone who like to share some jokes ?
Why did the chicken cross the road?...................To prove to a possum it could be done.
Who is this guy? He is so good at ruining jokes
Crab jokes
I thought the best joke was about the two Hunters
2 blonde girls walk into a bar. You’d think the second one would have ducked.
2 fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says “do you know how to drive this thing?”
A priest, a rabbi, and minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, hey, what is this? Some kind of joke?
A woman was naked in her room about to get dressed when there was a knock on the door. “Who is it?” “The blind man.” Since he was blind, she didn’t bother getting dressed before opening the door. “Nice rack, where to you want me to install these blinds?”
Outlaws are wanted!
Wahahahahhaha.
Oh my!
I'm gonna tell that one to my wife's dad the next time he calls.
Awesome
Hehehe
Literally loled
Outlaws are wanted......
And.....lol.
Why did Princess Diana, cross the road?... Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt....
THE RUNNING GRANDPA GOT ME CACKLING ON MY WAY TO WORK
Damn you got whole squad laughing
Yeah I deserve that. xD
#10, How many Opticians
could someone explain the EpiPen joke?
An EpiPen is something you use to lower allergic reactions, such as peanuts, the friend gave the other friend the pen to USE IT, the first person thought it was a gift
@@TheRealSkippyTheMagnificent of course!
3:23 #29 🍇 “what did the green grape 🍇 say to the purple grape 🍇?”
BREATHE! 😂🍇😂🍇😀
Ornery
Who is bigger? Mr. Bigger or Mr. Biggers baby?...Mr. Biggers baby cause he's a little Bigger
Dryyyyyy
Do do