Kidnapping Your Yandere Boyfriend Even THOUGH He Loves It! [M4A]{ASMR RP}[Yandere x Yandere]
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST…JEEEZZZZ! If the saying red flag had a baby with the word toxic the resulting nightmare wouldn’t come close to you guys!! YOU'RE INSANE!…Kinda cute how there's someone out there for everyone though hehe! 🙈
HELLOOOO MY KINGDOM!!! I really hope you enjoyed thiiiiissss! Yanderes work better when there’s humor mixed in with them 😂
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Original script: HydroKingVA
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Full title: Kidnapping Your Yandere Boyfriend Even THOUGH He Loves It! [M4M][M4F][M4A]{ASMR RP}{Asmr roleplay audio}{Boyfriend asmr}{Male asmr}[Yandere x Yandere][Silly][Strangely Wholesome if You’re Part of The Addams Family I Guess?][Possessive Yandere][YANDERE BOY][boyfriend. Asmr][asmr roleplay fast and aggressive][Let's get married][Yandere Simulator Experience][Yandere listener][Kidnapping Him][Male Voice][ X Listener]
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He asked “is anybody gonna match my freak, and we answered with an angelic chorus of “Y E S”
🤣 we might even be freakier
no cause when he was saying stuff about the insane asylum i was just saying in a singsong voice "not yet~~~~`"
The list of crimes is wildd had to take a breath then continued to list even more crimes😭
Him: im fragile
Y/n: just falling in love
Me: he litteraly threaten to kill people not even two minutes ago
Yo wait, everybody talking about his list of crimes but is NO ONE talking about how Y/C APPARENTLY OFFED A FAMILY TO STEAL THEIR HOUSE and is WEARING A STRAIGHTJACKET???
LMAO THE STRAIGHTJACKET OMG
"IM FRAGILEEEE" 😭😭😭
hes too precious-
nvm- just got to the part where he started listing the stuff-
LMFAO 😭
I love yandere x yandere it's so funny and oddly enough pretty cute.
Him: *Proceeds to spit out all his crimes as if it were the most normal thing in the world*
Me: What's up with that list of crimes? I was already thinking I was a criminal bringing you here, what the hell?
Him: I still don't deserve it, I have feelings, you know? I am fragile!
Me: FRAGILE?!... So... You have a son...?
Him: Yeah...
Me: We kidnap the child and start a family, what do you say?
Him: Hell yes!
“I forgot to bring the desert!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
bro has a list of crimes💀💀
The rival of the rivals want me dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's core energy !! Nothing prepared me for that list of crimes 😭
I **LOVE IT** when two crazy, matching energy people meet and this ASMR here is the best by far❤
Why is it when he said he had a kid my immediate thought was great now I have a child to kidnap and forcefully adopt... Like why my immediate thought uh yes I like this guy so I definitely should kidnap the kid he abandoned and raise them as my own. Though in my defense my second thought was like hell your just abandoning that kid. Though to be fair he probably shouldn't be raising kids.
Also that "sanitarium case files are kinda of like my tinder" line was very funny but you performed it so well it's just mwah chefs kiss perfect.
Well this is a interesting audio, nice that's it's unique and different from most yandere audios that don't play into the person accepting the yandere. Also was funny how many crimes he did and was unfazed, funny to see your reaction when you thought they stole your watch keep up the great work Hydro.
I think crazy 4 crazy is my new favorite genre of ASMR script lol
YES I need more of this too!!!! ❤🎉
That ringtone JUMPSCARED me. It's in the official playlist of my all time comfort character and when I heard it I audibly gasped 😭
Is it just me or are yandere x yandere the most "non-toxic" yandere situation that can be since they only kill when their partner or love interest is with another and yandere usually don't interact with others unless "dealing with business" or keeping up appearances
Sir you only been dating for 2 months at least wait 2-4 years to get know them better.😂
My parents got married after 3 months. Some people are in fact that crazy 😅
@@MIDItheProtogen it took me a few minutes to understand what you were saying 😂
I knew 2 people that got i
engaged 2 weeks after they *meet* so yeah
After one year of serious dating, if you don’t talk and think about marriage p, you shouldn’t be together. 4 years is too long for most adults to stay happy in a dating relationship. They start to get anxious about if their partner likes them still or feelings start dying because they get bored of the same routine. Now, it’s different if they act like they’re married, living together, sleeping together, stuff like that. Don’t quote me, saw this in a video a while back from a relationship therapist. I don’t remember who
My parents dated for 2 weeks
after i finished this i said “aw but thats so cute” and i think that says everything 😭
Me after reading the tags that says The Addams Family being strangely wholesome: The irony thing is that they’re considered to be the healthy family despite their appearance and Gomez and Morticia Addams have a great relationship
Hydro: "It turns out they're stealing from me!! 😔"
: Is it cause I'm black? 🧍🏾♀️
Hydro: "I've committed one or two acts against the law."
: 🤨 "What was the list for?! "
Yo the list of crimes is wild😭😭😭
YANDERE X YANDERE?! SIGN ME UPP
Case files are like my Tinder…LOL
I mean sweet but i need to know more about the child abandonment
Jesus! These crimes! 😱 How is this man not in jail?!
Bro listed every crime in existence right there! XD
So we matched his freak
This is just the most adorable horror i ever listened. I..really do not know how you did this sound so perfect! XD
13:12 I almost cried I feel so bad 😭😭
A psycho criminal couple is so wild, I'm here for it
PROSTITUTION?! HYDRO DID WHAT!! 😂😂😂
STOP THE PROSTITUTION ONE WAS SO WILD
nah the fact a whole new murder degree was made because of him is wild
NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THOSE CHARGES LIKE WTF ALL THAT LOVE TO GIVE WITH THOSE CHARGES!????
Nobody is talking about the charges because there's too many of them to talk about 😂
The Trickster?! My beloved crazy K-pop idol? YES😊
“Murder in the forth degree, which they made for me”
God I love this man
KICKBACK!!!!!
I LOVE THAT SONG
HE JUST LIKE ME FR FR 🗣️🗣️
Haha omg love the audio! It's so somehow funny and lovely despite the scenario. And the dynamic between both! Love it! 😂🤌🏻
And kids that’s how me and your father got married
PROSTITUTION?! And how dare he forget the dessert?!
Edit: Just realised the kick back ringing tone when the police called😂
13:48 to 14:58 is just all my OC's criminal records (also really evidence of me listening to all of that :0 :-O =-O
😮😮😮😮 the people in the basement?! 6 days?! Also a minor blip!? This guy been has been under the prison and lived to tell the tale 😮 he has no shame 😅
The ending: 😮😮😮😮😮😮❤ this has to be a gotham crime couple now.
This story was a lot of fun, Hydro. Thanks!!!
Blud is NOT dazai osamu with that crime list
Something nice, like set me on fire in giggling
Honestly this is adorable
What crime has bro not commited 😭😭😭
At the 5 minute mark, OOOOOOOH we’re both a little freaky
It's giving Donald Trump with the crimes☠️☠️☠️
Omfg
So what you're saying is you're a jack of all trades Good to know. Lmao😂😊
Oh my god i love this, this may be one of my favorite audios bro 😍
He's just a little guy, don't make him cry 🥺
Aww~ I'm so happy listening to this. :D
I’m all for this audio being a yandere myself 🎉 please tell me there’s gonna be a part 2
I kinda feel like bro js started listing all the crimes of eric cartman
Yayyyy!! I always love your vids hydro good work as always ♡♡♡
The Chainsaw man theme song is his phone music 😂😂❤
Well I am glad he remembered to turn of there stove
I love this yandere video ❤❤❤thank u so much
the list goes on...and on...AND ON???!! ;-;
Lol when he threatened someone and said that's my mom and just after got a call from his mom i was like: he totally responded like this to his siblings and the sibling snitched that's why the mom is calling back
😂 whats wrong with me, i love him lol❤
Kid?
Hes got a kid???
Wtf
Did anyone after hearing him say out loud yes yes a thousand times yes
That was something😂❤
I'm sorry but, this crime list sounds like someone listing off almost every crime ever into a microphone
him : " i broke out the chains like 10 minutes ago"
me : starts crying cause heavy duty chains cost almost 85 FUCKING dollars and he broke them so now I have to go and PAY for new ones
I want this❤
Hey, he might be a criminal, but at least his rap sheet is alphabetised.
God I love your voice great stories
KICKBACK/CSM RINGTONE??⁉️⁉️🔥
Not my favorite anime as the ringtone
the list im dead 😭
The chainsaw man intro as a ringtone 😂
Wut
THE LIST OF CRIMES LMAOOO
Excuse me my parents had me after they got married
This is so rosa and pimento coded iykyk
I love this because I have to edmit that i in fact, am i yandere😅🫣
all those crimes.....Jesus 😅
Him listing off his crimes in alphabetical order is kinda suspicious.....
edit : Wait was he the prostitute, or was he selling prostitutes?
I could easily say that he was a pimp but the idea that he was a male prostitute is not so far-fetched...
14:30
I love it but I'm 1 hour late😢
Hi, my name is Krystal & I used to talk to u on twitter but I'm no longer on that anymore. Is there anything else I can add u on?
First one