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  • Опубликовано: 7 май 2024

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  • @hopebolyard3472
    @hopebolyard3472 Месяц назад +13459

    Not her just casually gaslighting her mother lmao

  • @purplebooksARI
    @purplebooksARI Месяц назад +8497

    I like that "Kill on the first date" is a depends while "Kiss on the first date" is an immediate NOOOOO 😂😂

    • @Shadow-Shell
      @Shadow-Shell Месяц назад +73

      As it should be

    • @holdensaia5962
      @holdensaia5962 Месяц назад +27

      What if they attack first.

    • @brainloop99
      @brainloop99 Месяц назад +29

      This actually works well when you're talking about Italian women lmao

    • @PotionsPet
      @PotionsPet Месяц назад +9

      She did just do a song about how much stuff was in their teeth

    • @Jeanette.P
      @Jeanette.P Месяц назад +1

      🌟

  • @Lamaschida1423
    @Lamaschida1423 Месяц назад +1180

    "Probably bc she was CRE MA TED"
    I CAN'T 😭

  • @maxlee8780
    @maxlee8780 Месяц назад +1571

    Props to the person who stayed all the way through that date

    • @notreallyhere67
      @notreallyhere67 Месяц назад +45

      And then died because he was actually...A SQUIRREL!

    • @imranmazzarulli5293
      @imranmazzarulli5293 Месяц назад +28

      I’d stay through that date, because among the most important things in any relationship is that you can laugh together

    • @maxlee8780
      @maxlee8780 Месяц назад

      @@imranmazzarulli5293 so funny and beautiful she would have to get me wrapped up in the murder in order for me to end it early

    • @Inthesanity
      @Inthesanity Месяц назад +9

      @@notreallyhere67plot twist? Or would that be expected waitbare we kidnapped

    • @Lakrimoz
      @Lakrimoz Месяц назад +23

      Well tbf they were probably tied to the chair...

  • @user-hr5wy6lk8k
    @user-hr5wy6lk8k Месяц назад +10615

    "you're such a boomer" Dumledore said calmly

    • @davidcopeland5450
      @davidcopeland5450 Месяц назад +120

      “HARRYDIDYOUJUSTCALLMEABOOMERWHILEPUTTINGYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE?!?!” 😂

    • @harcoonlove4291
      @harcoonlove4291 Месяц назад +50

      ​@@davidcopeland5450 Dumbledore asked calmly.

    • @Archiver_Studio
      @Archiver_Studio Месяц назад +37

      ​@@davidcopeland5450"No sir🥺" Harry answered calmly.

    • @Jeremiah90526
      @Jeremiah90526 Месяц назад +17

      Fun fact, Boomers were something like the second or third generation of students for Dumbledore. For reference, Hagrid and Voldermort were Silent Generation (born between 1928 and 1946) and it is inferred that he had been teaching for a while. Just checked, technically third. He got transferred to transfiguration in 1927, after being the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher, so he got a good chunk of the Greatest Generation (or the GI Generation) as his pupils. Due to the fact that he started in the 20s means he never taught the Lost Generation (WWI). But yeah, Boomers would seem young to him.

    • @caleblutz5708
      @caleblutz5708 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@Jeremiah90526 wow

  • @jaim8147
    @jaim8147 Месяц назад +8588

    "Would I kill on the first date?" 🤔
    "Would I kiss on the first date? NO!" 😮😂

    • @weterinar13
      @weterinar13 Месяц назад +81

      Should've joined that high five before.

    • @Danka42
      @Danka42 Месяц назад +42

      no no, she's got a point

    • @benben3409
      @benben3409 Месяц назад +20

      Possibly the least scary video in the entire series

    • @fostena
      @fostena Месяц назад +11

      A girl of principle

    • @benben3409
      @benben3409 Месяц назад +1

      @@fostena Is someone hiding in the bathroom/bedroom/tree / under the table/porch

  • @josephsatricleofevillanuev3194
    @josephsatricleofevillanuev3194 Месяц назад +654

    She's either a "she's the one" or "I can fix her".

    • @noth606
      @noth606 Месяц назад +10

      Same thing depending on context/moment? I've been with more than one like that. Didn't work long term. High intensity synchronized madness is a fast burn phenomenon.

    • @Nymaz
      @Nymaz Месяц назад +46

      She's either a "she's the one" or "I can fix her" or "I should probably just start the restraining order paperwork now"

    • @w.i.t.c.h.q.u.e.e.n
      @w.i.t.c.h.q.u.e.e.n 26 дней назад +8

      Real love is "I can make her worse" ❤

    • @noth606
      @noth606 26 дней назад +4

      @@w.i.t.c.h.q.u.e.e.n Tango with the Tasmanian Devil eh?

    • @agenttechnaid5438
      @agenttechnaid5438 26 дней назад +3

      @@w.i.t.c.h.q.u.e.e.n "she can ruin me"

  • @kirablackwood1107
    @kirablackwood1107 Месяц назад +926

    “If I would kill on a first date? 🤔…
    Ah, kiss? no NoOoO”
    - Silvia, 2024

    • @noth606
      @noth606 Месяц назад +3

      I just died right then, still laughing and it's making it hard to type...

  • @BAMTaekwondo
    @BAMTaekwondo Месяц назад +5058

    THAT FIVE WAS HIGH FOR WAY TO LONG 😭

    • @andrewmencer916
      @andrewmencer916 Месяц назад +27

      Correct but the hand was not at the right angle

    • @ilikeowlsoki
      @ilikeowlsoki Месяц назад +16

      weell knowing sylvia she liked it beeing high

    • @kittiecat659
      @kittiecat659 Месяц назад +3

      @@ilikeowlsoki😂😂😂YES

    • @ilikeowlsoki
      @ilikeowlsoki Месяц назад +1

      @@kittiecat659 i speak truth

    • @kittiecat659
      @kittiecat659 Месяц назад +1

      @@ilikeowlsoki i can see that😂

  • @eljefeamericano4308
    @eljefeamericano4308 Месяц назад +208

    Silvia's Audience: "None of this is a deal-breaker."

  • @strawberry_starburst
    @strawberry_starburst Месяц назад +277

    THE ITALIAN RINGTONE😂😂😂

  • @weareharbinger914
    @weareharbinger914 Месяц назад +20

    I love how answering the phone call to mother dials the accent up 150%.

  • @HarryPotterFan745
    @HarryPotterFan745 Месяц назад +1266

    “What do you mean there’s a video of me murdering a squirrel?” and the Italian ringtone
    Had me choking on my Dr Pepper 😂😂😂

    • @anniebe4992
      @anniebe4992 Месяц назад +3

      murdering 😅

    • @raffazapradityasuherman8923
      @raffazapradityasuherman8923 Месяц назад +6

      whats the ringtone tune once again i know the sound but not the name......

    • @Andrea-xs4ny
      @Andrea-xs4ny Месяц назад +11

      @@raffazapradityasuherman8923 Tarantella Napoletana

  • @wolfalow
    @wolfalow Месяц назад +1715

    ‘ Not even my grandma has that much stuff between her teeth probably because she was CRENENE-‘ that got me rolling. 😂

  • @Capricorngirly
    @Capricorngirly Месяц назад +88

    CRE - MA - TED!
    That cracked me up😂

  • @devam8192
    @devam8192 Месяц назад +239

    Squirrel learned being "cute UwU" doesn't always keeps you safe against humans the hard way.

    • @fragarena9910
      @fragarena9910 Месяц назад +9

      Safe from humans, sure, safe from Silvia? Nooo 😂

  • @-Jozef
    @-Jozef Месяц назад +551

    What an amazing first date, would recommend….*blinks aggressively to get waiter’s attention*

    • @niraskie783
      @niraskie783 Месяц назад +95

      Bonjour, sir was blinking at me
      Is this because your date is a freak?

    • @chrismedcare9126
      @chrismedcare9126 Месяц назад +8

      ​@@niraskie783 Waiter! I need my cappuccino with no coffee!

    • @dr3am3rzz22
      @dr3am3rzz22 Месяц назад +46

      I tried to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code (pls continue the song)

    • @harcoonlove4291
      @harcoonlove4291 Месяц назад +30

      ​@@dr3am3rzz22Why are you blinking so much?

    • @Omar_Houimli
      @Omar_Houimli Месяц назад

      ​@@harcoonlove4291I've got something in my eye

  • @ndvoyager
    @ndvoyager Месяц назад +54

    Says immediately no to kissing on the first date but considers killing, classy woman😂

  • @josealfredopequenocueto277
    @josealfredopequenocueto277 Месяц назад +114

    I don't know if it's because my standards are already so low or what, but I would consider this date a success.

    • @achille0072
      @achille0072 Месяц назад +10

      Yeah, right? SHE EVEN TALKED, THAT'S THE FIRST TIME IT HAPPENED TO ME

    • @unchartedraider7547
      @unchartedraider7547 Месяц назад +5

      No mysoginy, respects your boundaries ? I may be fine with marriage at the third date but will act as if I never planned it yet.

  • @Gamespectives
    @Gamespectives Месяц назад +17

    "She was... CRE-MAY-TED" 😂😂

  • @lileighssorandom2723
    @lileighssorandom2723 Месяц назад +179

    I’m contemplating whether or not I would go on a date with you just to have a good laugh. I need one.

    • @user-ru3im9rd6b
      @user-ru3im9rd6b Месяц назад +17

      50:50 chance that her "jokes" are true confessions. Be wary!!!

    • @korinomeku5957
      @korinomeku5957 Месяц назад

      @@user-ru3im9rd6b But that's the good part.

  • @JackGalliott-us6yg
    @JackGalliott-us6yg Месяц назад +23

    Always great to see “unaliving is not okay” is in the title

    • @MeganKugs
      @MeganKugs 19 дней назад

      Lolol I totally missed that thank you

  • @Nol.
    @Nol. Месяц назад +21

    I love how after that, the date still wanted to kiss her… especially considering how she painted her face with squirrel blood right before 😂

  • @hollyleafwell2118
    @hollyleafwell2118 Месяц назад +14

    I like how her accent got progressively more noticeable the longer the video went on 😂

  • @Sayf-555
    @Sayf-555 Месяц назад +169

    I love her accent
    ‘Probably because she was cREmAtED 🙃’🤣🤣
    How do you come up with this stuff😂❤

    • @imaPangolin
      @imaPangolin Месяц назад +7

      It’s pretty easy for her. Think of the most completely inappropriate thing to say then take it up 10 levels. See?

  • @user-ln2wr6iq1y
    @user-ln2wr6iq1y Месяц назад +66

    Literally no chance I'd leave you hanging on that high five. Totally agree

    • @elysahatestostudy9364
      @elysahatestostudy9364 27 дней назад

      (I still don't know what she said)

    • @CyreseParrish
      @CyreseParrish 26 дней назад

      ​​@@elysahatestostudy9364Bucking Fitches, but switch F and B.

  • @kr0nekxg347
    @kr0nekxg347 Месяц назад +10

    chaotic eff date. she's a keeper

  • @noname-yk9gl
    @noname-yk9gl Месяц назад +5

    The person to marry this girl right here is so lucky...❤😂

  • @noamnoy1085
    @noamnoy1085 Месяц назад +11

    Why do i feel like this video sums up Silvia's personality

  • @Twilight_Sparkel
    @Twilight_Sparkel Месяц назад +10

    “Beep beep am I right” got me dying

  • @toothless68233
    @toothless68233 Месяц назад +19

    ah kiss NOO NOO got me 😂

  • @sawalnuwa5365
    @sawalnuwa5365 Месяц назад +16

    Sylvia is the girl who will always protect u but not because she love u, she just want to have fun

  • @Thatonehorrormoviefan
    @Thatonehorrormoviefan Месяц назад +35

    I have a feeling Silvia will go attend the squirrels 🐿️ funeral and dance on his grave

    • @bryanincommiefornia5629
      @bryanincommiefornia5629 Месяц назад +8

      Nah, she's just going to season it later.

    • @SportySwiftie13
      @SportySwiftie13 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@bryanincommiefornia5629And feed it to Malfoy, because all his owls have already been cooked

  • @10-D-Kai
    @10-D-Kai Месяц назад +32

    Used the blood to draw on her face😂😂

  • @Daryl-2009
    @Daryl-2009 Месяц назад +2

    Omg, I can really see the improvement from the "Date at my house" video! You're doing so much better in public!

  • @ThaswikaTirthika
    @ThaswikaTirthika Месяц назад +3

    Hey, Silvia I really love your videos. Can you please do a video on Snape being confronted while using shampoo. Because in the Deathly Hallows, Fred says that Voldemort runs faster than Severus Snape confronted with Shampoo

  • @Habiogummie
    @Habiogummie Месяц назад +4

    If this date was with a slytherin… who knows what would happen 😂

  • @angel_cat
    @angel_cat Месяц назад +3

    I really like this quick and efficient tutorial of how to escape a bad date. 😅😂😂

  • @definkotv3933
    @definkotv3933 Месяц назад +8

    The squirrel just wanted to live happily😭😭😭

  • @mckay7965
    @mckay7965 Месяц назад +2

    "You don't look like your pictures"
    "sorry, I was shot on the way here"

  • @VickyJamesAlala-yt6rz
    @VickyJamesAlala-yt6rz Месяц назад +31

    "what do you mean there's a video of me muttering a squirrel on the internet?" and the Italian ringtone
    Had me choking on my traditional food at my family reunion
    it was funny though 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DINGD0NG...
    @DINGD0NG... Месяц назад +3

    Honestly, when i finally move out of Italy i need to use that silly song as my ringtone. For the meme yk

  • @Leah-pOttAh
    @Leah-pOttAh Месяц назад +2

    Gurl just called me out on the stuff between my teeth I got braces can’t help stuff gets stuck 😂❤😭

  • @cool-potato432
    @cool-potato432 Месяц назад +2

    that was a killer date!

  • @Fizz_Time123
    @Fizz_Time123 Месяц назад +10

    I will come on the date 😂
    I am literally like this 😂❤
    Except the squirrel thing 😂❤😂

  • @berenikabednarova6627
    @berenikabednarova6627 Месяц назад +5

    she broke my humor 🥲🥲

  • @AleksandrStrizhevskiy
    @AleksandrStrizhevskiy Месяц назад +1

    I'd like to imagine this wasn't for a date but for a job interview.

  • @Safa.is.in.her.bubble
    @Safa.is.in.her.bubble 28 дней назад +1

    SHE DESERVES HER OWN COMEDY SHOWWWWW WHO ELSE AGREES !!!

  • @Natetate583
    @Natetate583 Месяц назад +3

    “Not even my grandma has that much stuff between her teeth”
    *damn she roasted her first date on yt*

  • @MaijaJaakola
    @MaijaJaakola Месяц назад +4

    you remind me of Orla from Derry Girls 😂❤

  • @lovelyjuliexo
    @lovelyjuliexo 10 дней назад +1

    not the _"CRE-MA-TED!"_ part 😭😂

  • @JennieGutmane-vs7gg
    @JennieGutmane-vs7gg Месяц назад

    Silvia was hurrying so much until she started singing about her granny. True love

  • @user-ch7mo9lt4c
    @user-ch7mo9lt4c Месяц назад +3

    This is the first time I have ever heard of anyone get jumped by a squirrel

  • @meredithsmeltzer7746
    @meredithsmeltzer7746 Месяц назад +1

    The fact that Silvia explained why she killed the squirrel in great detail makes it even funnier. 😂

  • @MMF1674
    @MMF1674 Месяц назад +1

    Silvia has the guts to talk like that to an italian mother. She's truly invincible

  • @user-db5yh7td2k
    @user-db5yh7td2k Месяц назад +2

    The awkward silence is so real

  • @chadbryant2882
    @chadbryant2882 24 дня назад +1

    this has to be one of her funniest videos

  • @OsvaldoVillegas-yb5qr
    @OsvaldoVillegas-yb5qr 15 дней назад +1

    “Ehm karaoke” got me dying

  • @silvermoonshineX3
    @silvermoonshineX3 23 дня назад

    I feel that "developing humor as a side effect of huge prolonged issuses during child- and teenhood" thing on you. And honestly, same. Glad you are sharing your creativity with us now.

  • @VanessaFord-ds8vd
    @VanessaFord-ds8vd Месяц назад +2

    That would be the best date ever 😂😂😂

  • @proletariatbourgeoisie9929
    @proletariatbourgeoisie9929 Месяц назад +2

    "Probably because she was cREmATeD" fucking sent me lol

  • @Rivrx24
    @Rivrx24 Месяц назад +2

    I would be laughing the whole time😂

  • @Roos_alles
    @Roos_alles 12 дней назад +1

    Why is everything I see this week so savage 😂

  • @silentbaka
    @silentbaka Месяц назад +1

    i love how she starts her call with pronto (italians say they're ready to talk like this) and then continues in english. the english might be for the video but as someone who comes from a german italian that's excatly how i take a call from my family. xDD

  • @pogmothoin7122
    @pogmothoin7122 Месяц назад +1

    I would leave and buy a wedding ring immediately.

  • @Onyx-qd9tl
    @Onyx-qd9tl Месяц назад +1

    The first date opens with a story about squirrel murder, avid denial to Mom, and a personal song… I live in the wrong country.

  • @rainy_days.aesthetic
    @rainy_days.aesthetic Месяц назад +2

    the awkward high five

  • @desserts0up
    @desserts0up 2 дня назад

    “Sorry I’m late… I got jumped by a squirrel-“
    the best excuse I’ve heard in a while ✋😭

  • @zanisaccharine4769
    @zanisaccharine4769 Месяц назад +1

    THE "cre-ma-ted" KILLED ME

  • @Molten_Marshmallow
    @Molten_Marshmallow Месяц назад

    whoever stayed all the way
    +100 respect

  • @saiyantwan
    @saiyantwan 20 дней назад

    her with the guitar reminded me so much of Garfunkel and Oates

  • @adarosaliaovalleduran9540
    @adarosaliaovalleduran9540 13 дней назад +2

    ✨CrE Ma TeD✨

  • @ArlecchinoAKAFather
    @ArlecchinoAKAFather 27 дней назад +1

    What a great date looks like

  • @Luna_da_gacha
    @Luna_da_gacha Месяц назад +1

    I would fr fr match her energy

  • @ishaan8684
    @ishaan8684 Месяц назад +1

    100% match detected

  • @vanKarsie
    @vanKarsie Месяц назад

    Please make a million of these i could watch this forever

  • @arep1030
    @arep1030 2 дня назад

    Yoo the funniest female youtuber I've ever watched 😂

  • @user-jd7ly3rm2u
    @user-jd7ly3rm2u 5 дней назад +1

    Her: Up top!
    Me: I WILL UP TOP THAT HELL YEAH!!! *high fives*

  • @user-ky1qf8ll6o
    @user-ky1qf8ll6o 12 дней назад +1

    "I'm so sorry I'm late but a squirrel jumped me"
    "...."
    It had me dying 💀

  • @TheCriminalViolin
    @TheCriminalViolin Месяц назад

    Yep. I absolutely mimicked the "cre-ma-ted" part immediately out of pure amusement haha. God I love that

  • @Willow_1890
    @Willow_1890 Месяц назад +1

    Basically a re-make of your first bid on here :3

  • @BigJay039
    @BigJay039 Месяц назад

    That song.
    Also that ring tone. Belissima

  • @TheDuckWhoWalkedUp
    @TheDuckWhoWalkedUp Месяц назад

    Lowkey i would vibe with her :) we have so much in common :)

  • @vloghog1
    @vloghog1 Месяц назад

    Well, that relationship would never be boring.

  • @p.racelis1998
    @p.racelis1998 Месяц назад +2

    Silvia vs Love Quinn for Part 3!

  • @marcool108
    @marcool108 Месяц назад

    That "Cremated" was *everything*

  • @FharishAhmedVIP
    @FharishAhmedVIP Месяц назад +2

    ✋🏻 Up top!
    Not gonna leave you hanging!
    😂😂😂

    • @i.r.4378
      @i.r.4378 Месяц назад

      I was like o you want another one? Sure

  • @LadyAlexisAcoustic
    @LadyAlexisAcoustic 28 дней назад

    I was hooked from the moment she said she punched a squirrel until it stopped moving at the playground

  • @TheArchmage100
    @TheArchmage100 29 дней назад

    That No,,,NOOO!! You have no idea, How much I've repeated that part. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Charlie_Morningstar737
    @Charlie_Morningstar737 14 дней назад

    Silvia,you make my day with every video…. Honestly you should keep making these videos even when haters gonna hate,you still gonna slay the day

  • @Briguy1027
    @Briguy1027 Месяц назад

    Heh, great first date with Sylvia -- you even bring a musical interlude.

  • @LmxinnLixie
    @LmxinnLixie Месяц назад +1

    The first word she said on the dates. Thats how we know shes a wife material👏👏

  • @ghosted_raven8846
    @ghosted_raven8846 28 дней назад +1

    “em…”
    “kArAoKe”

  • @hollow.one.w
    @hollow.one.w 21 день назад

    this date should be one of the best ever

  • @thomaspostma1468
    @thomaspostma1468 Месяц назад

    Omfg this kind of humor is soooo amazing, I am adopting it and people look wierd but ya know, yolo

  • @Pixygirl24
    @Pixygirl24 2 дня назад

    The ringtone though!!!😂

  • @Norah_on_p4ws
    @Norah_on_p4ws 8 дней назад +1

    “pRobObLy bC sHe wAs çrėæmætêd”

  • @HebeMcKenzie-Hughes-rr6gp
    @HebeMcKenzie-Hughes-rr6gp Месяц назад

    Your so funny, Silvia, never failed to make me laugh

  • @Mirquend
    @Mirquend Месяц назад

    It was the tarantella that did it for me.

  • @BetterCaptainCapybara
    @BetterCaptainCapybara 16 дней назад +1

    Now that’s a keeper