Fun fact, Boomers were something like the second or third generation of students for Dumbledore. For reference, Hagrid and Voldermort were Silent Generation (born between 1928 and 1946) and it is inferred that he had been teaching for a while. Just checked, technically third. He got transferred to transfiguration in 1927, after being the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher, so he got a good chunk of the Greatest Generation (or the GI Generation) as his pupils. Due to the fact that he started in the 20s means he never taught the Lost Generation (WWI). But yeah, Boomers would seem young to him.
Same thing depending on context/moment? I've been with more than one like that. Didn't work long term. High intensity synchronized madness is a fast burn phenomenon.
Hey, Silvia I really love your videos. Can you please do a video on Snape being confronted while using shampoo. Because in the Deathly Hallows, Fred says that Voldemort runs faster than Severus Snape confronted with Shampoo
"what do you mean there's a video of me muttering a squirrel on the internet?" and the Italian ringtone Had me choking on my traditional food at my family reunion it was funny though 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I feel that "developing humor as a side effect of huge prolonged issuses during child- and teenhood" thing on you. And honestly, same. Glad you are sharing your creativity with us now.
i love how she starts her call with pronto (italians say they're ready to talk like this) and then continues in english. the english might be for the video but as someone who comes from a german italian that's excatly how i take a call from my family. xDD
Not her just casually gaslighting her mother lmao
😭
Like🤣😭😭
You're such a Boomer! 👌
I HAVE THE POWER
Real lmao
I like that "Kill on the first date" is a depends while "Kiss on the first date" is an immediate NOOOOO 😂😂
As it should be
What if they attack first.
This actually works well when you're talking about Italian women lmao
She did just do a song about how much stuff was in their teeth
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"Probably bc she was CRE MA TED"
I CAN'T 😭
I HAD TO PAUSE cuz I was LITERALLY fighting to catch my breath for like… 3 minutes 😭😭😭
@@auroraazraelle LMAOOOOO
that was funny
😂😂
What does that mean
Props to the person who stayed all the way through that date
And then died because he was actually...A SQUIRREL!
I’d stay through that date, because among the most important things in any relationship is that you can laugh together
@@imranmazzarulli5293 so funny and beautiful she would have to get me wrapped up in the murder in order for me to end it early
@@notreallyhere67plot twist? Or would that be expected waitbare we kidnapped
Well tbf they were probably tied to the chair...
"you're such a boomer" Dumledore said calmly
“HARRYDIDYOUJUSTCALLMEABOOMERWHILEPUTTINGYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE?!?!” 😂
@@davidcopeland5450 Dumbledore asked calmly.
@@davidcopeland5450"No sir🥺" Harry answered calmly.
Fun fact, Boomers were something like the second or third generation of students for Dumbledore. For reference, Hagrid and Voldermort were Silent Generation (born between 1928 and 1946) and it is inferred that he had been teaching for a while. Just checked, technically third. He got transferred to transfiguration in 1927, after being the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher, so he got a good chunk of the Greatest Generation (or the GI Generation) as his pupils. Due to the fact that he started in the 20s means he never taught the Lost Generation (WWI). But yeah, Boomers would seem young to him.
@@Jeremiah90526 wow
"Would I kill on the first date?" 🤔
"Would I kiss on the first date? NO!" 😮😂
Should've joined that high five before.
no no, she's got a point
Possibly the least scary video in the entire series
A girl of principle
@@fostena Is someone hiding in the bathroom/bedroom/tree / under the table/porch
She's either a "she's the one" or "I can fix her".
Same thing depending on context/moment? I've been with more than one like that. Didn't work long term. High intensity synchronized madness is a fast burn phenomenon.
She's either a "she's the one" or "I can fix her" or "I should probably just start the restraining order paperwork now"
Real love is "I can make her worse" ❤
@@w.i.t.c.h.q.u.e.e.n Tango with the Tasmanian Devil eh?
@@w.i.t.c.h.q.u.e.e.n "she can ruin me"
“If I would kill on a first date? 🤔…
Ah, kiss? no NoOoO”
- Silvia, 2024
I just died right then, still laughing and it's making it hard to type...
THAT FIVE WAS HIGH FOR WAY TO LONG 😭
Correct but the hand was not at the right angle
weell knowing sylvia she liked it beeing high
@@ilikeowlsoki😂😂😂YES
@@kittiecat659 i speak truth
@@ilikeowlsoki i can see that😂
Silvia's Audience: "None of this is a deal-breaker."
In fact it’s a green flag
😅
Bruh, facts, nothing bt green flags
THE ITALIAN RINGTONE😂😂😂
anyone knows the title?
@@raffazapradityasuherman8923. Tarentella Napoletana
It's pronounced RIGATONE🙂😌🍕
@@Finland-1717 grazie
Stop I recognized it from Sea of Thieves 😭😭😭
I love how answering the phone call to mother dials the accent up 150%.
“What do you mean there’s a video of me murdering a squirrel?” and the Italian ringtone
Had me choking on my Dr Pepper 😂😂😂
murdering 😅
whats the ringtone tune once again i know the sound but not the name......
@@raffazapradityasuherman8923 Tarantella Napoletana
‘ Not even my grandma has that much stuff between her teeth probably because she was CRENENE-‘ that got me rolling. 😂
Cre-ma-ted
Cremated
CREMENAATEEED
CRE - MA - TED!
That cracked me up😂
Squirrel learned being "cute UwU" doesn't always keeps you safe against humans the hard way.
Safe from humans, sure, safe from Silvia? Nooo 😂
What an amazing first date, would recommend….*blinks aggressively to get waiter’s attention*
Bonjour, sir was blinking at me
Is this because your date is a freak?
@@niraskie783 Waiter! I need my cappuccino with no coffee!
I tried to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code (pls continue the song)
@@dr3am3rzz22Why are you blinking so much?
@@harcoonlove4291I've got something in my eye
Says immediately no to kissing on the first date but considers killing, classy woman😂
An aquired taste, isn't she?
I don't know if it's because my standards are already so low or what, but I would consider this date a success.
Yeah, right? SHE EVEN TALKED, THAT'S THE FIRST TIME IT HAPPENED TO ME
No mysoginy, respects your boundaries ? I may be fine with marriage at the third date but will act as if I never planned it yet.
"She was... CRE-MAY-TED" 😂😂
I’m contemplating whether or not I would go on a date with you just to have a good laugh. I need one.
50:50 chance that her "jokes" are true confessions. Be wary!!!
@@user-ru3im9rd6b But that's the good part.
Always great to see “unaliving is not okay” is in the title
Lolol I totally missed that thank you
I love how after that, the date still wanted to kiss her… especially considering how she painted her face with squirrel blood right before 😂
I like how her accent got progressively more noticeable the longer the video went on 😂
I love her accent
‘Probably because she was cREmAtED 🙃’🤣🤣
How do you come up with this stuff😂❤
It’s pretty easy for her. Think of the most completely inappropriate thing to say then take it up 10 levels. See?
Literally no chance I'd leave you hanging on that high five. Totally agree
(I still don't know what she said)
@@elysahatestostudy9364Bucking Fitches, but switch F and B.
chaotic eff date. she's a keeper
The person to marry this girl right here is so lucky...❤😂
Why do i feel like this video sums up Silvia's personality
“Beep beep am I right” got me dying
ah kiss NOO NOO got me 😂
Me tooooooo 😂😂😂😂
Sylvia is the girl who will always protect u but not because she love u, she just want to have fun
Or eat you
I have a feeling Silvia will go attend the squirrels 🐿️ funeral and dance on his grave
Nah, she's just going to season it later.
@@bryanincommiefornia5629And feed it to Malfoy, because all his owls have already been cooked
Used the blood to draw on her face😂😂
Omg, I can really see the improvement from the "Date at my house" video! You're doing so much better in public!
Hey, Silvia I really love your videos. Can you please do a video on Snape being confronted while using shampoo. Because in the Deathly Hallows, Fred says that Voldemort runs faster than Severus Snape confronted with Shampoo
If this date was with a slytherin… who knows what would happen 😂
I really like this quick and efficient tutorial of how to escape a bad date. 😅😂😂
The squirrel just wanted to live happily😭😭😭
"You don't look like your pictures"
"sorry, I was shot on the way here"
"what do you mean there's a video of me muttering a squirrel on the internet?" and the Italian ringtone
Had me choking on my traditional food at my family reunion
it was funny though 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Honestly, when i finally move out of Italy i need to use that silly song as my ringtone. For the meme yk
Gurl just called me out on the stuff between my teeth I got braces can’t help stuff gets stuck 😂❤😭
that was a killer date!
I will come on the date 😂
I am literally like this 😂❤
Except the squirrel thing 😂❤😂
she broke my humor 🥲🥲
I'd like to imagine this wasn't for a date but for a job interview.
SHE DESERVES HER OWN COMEDY SHOWWWWW WHO ELSE AGREES !!!
“Not even my grandma has that much stuff between her teeth”
*damn she roasted her first date on yt*
you remind me of Orla from Derry Girls 😂❤
not the _"CRE-MA-TED!"_ part 😭😂
Silvia was hurrying so much until she started singing about her granny. True love
This is the first time I have ever heard of anyone get jumped by a squirrel
The fact that Silvia explained why she killed the squirrel in great detail makes it even funnier. 😂
Silvia has the guts to talk like that to an italian mother. She's truly invincible
The awkward silence is so real
this has to be one of her funniest videos
“Ehm karaoke” got me dying
I feel that "developing humor as a side effect of huge prolonged issuses during child- and teenhood" thing on you. And honestly, same. Glad you are sharing your creativity with us now.
That would be the best date ever 😂😂😂
"Probably because she was cREmATeD" fucking sent me lol
I would be laughing the whole time😂
Why is everything I see this week so savage 😂
i love how she starts her call with pronto (italians say they're ready to talk like this) and then continues in english. the english might be for the video but as someone who comes from a german italian that's excatly how i take a call from my family. xDD
I would leave and buy a wedding ring immediately.
The first date opens with a story about squirrel murder, avid denial to Mom, and a personal song… I live in the wrong country.
the awkward high five
“Sorry I’m late… I got jumped by a squirrel-“
the best excuse I’ve heard in a while ✋😭
THE "cre-ma-ted" KILLED ME
whoever stayed all the way
+100 respect
her with the guitar reminded me so much of Garfunkel and Oates
✨CrE Ma TeD✨
What a great date looks like
I would fr fr match her energy
100% match detected
Please make a million of these i could watch this forever
Yoo the funniest female youtuber I've ever watched 😂
Her: Up top!
Me: I WILL UP TOP THAT HELL YEAH!!! *high fives*
"I'm so sorry I'm late but a squirrel jumped me"
"...."
It had me dying 💀
Yep. I absolutely mimicked the "cre-ma-ted" part immediately out of pure amusement haha. God I love that
Basically a re-make of your first bid on here :3
That song.
Also that ring tone. Belissima
Lowkey i would vibe with her :) we have so much in common :)
Well, that relationship would never be boring.
Silvia vs Love Quinn for Part 3!
That "Cremated" was *everything*
✋🏻 Up top!
Not gonna leave you hanging!
😂😂😂
I was like o you want another one? Sure
I was hooked from the moment she said she punched a squirrel until it stopped moving at the playground
That No,,,NOOO!! You have no idea, How much I've repeated that part. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Silvia,you make my day with every video…. Honestly you should keep making these videos even when haters gonna hate,you still gonna slay the day
Heh, great first date with Sylvia -- you even bring a musical interlude.
The first word she said on the dates. Thats how we know shes a wife material👏👏
“em…”
“kArAoKe”
this date should be one of the best ever
Omfg this kind of humor is soooo amazing, I am adopting it and people look wierd but ya know, yolo
The ringtone though!!!😂
“pRobObLy bC sHe wAs çrėæmætêd”
Your so funny, Silvia, never failed to make me laugh
It was the tarantella that did it for me.
Now that’s a keeper