Bound and Blindfolded - Binaural Sound Story

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • Welcome to the "Bound and Blindfolded" Binaural Sound Story.
    Please listen with headphones at a loud volume to get the full effect of the recording.
    Also Listen at 480p for best audio quality!
    Warning: Contains violent themes!
    Recorded by Nelson Barnes
    Voice Actor: Robert Zosars

Комментарии • 3,6 тыс.

  • @jacksofalltrades8646
    @jacksofalltrades8646 5 лет назад +3241

    Him: "You could almost be a model."
    Key word, " *almost* "

  • @schmurble2254
    @schmurble2254 7 лет назад +1310

    You know, this is actually kinda relaxing, I might keep listenin-
    *_YOU'RE SO PRETTY_*

    • @facemelter8610
      @facemelter8610 7 лет назад +61

      I BET EVERYONE LOVES YOU FOR HOW PRETTY YOU ARE.

    • @charlielw.4954
      @charlielw.4954 7 лет назад +44

      This is scary af ahah

    • @Jazminfields
      @Jazminfields 7 лет назад +15

      Yea I'm so pretty and my nose is cute. ///

    • @sapheriessapheries8661
      @sapheriessapheries8661 7 лет назад +6

      Fandom Trash now imma stop you there friendo, this is starting to sound a little murdery

    • @gohome8619
      @gohome8619 6 лет назад +2

      lemble when he started talking I actually screamed
      "NOPE NOPE DON'T LIKE!"

  • @Lena-es2ze
    @Lena-es2ze 5 лет назад +2485

    Him: “maybe I could cut off your cute little nose, give you a Michael Jackson look”
    Me: Hee Hee

  • @maksuree
    @maksuree 8 лет назад +476

    for the full experience, actually blindfold yourself and sit with your hands behind your back like they've been bound, then trap them between your back and your chair.
    i nearly fucking cried.

    • @Unique_Leak
      @Unique_Leak 8 лет назад +10

      +Gary i actually did tear up but i was laughing the entire time. this was too good!

    • @jimintrash552
      @jimintrash552 8 лет назад +6

      Dude I just put a bandana over my eyes and I yanked my headphones out t the end that shit was scary..my friend sent me this and I was like fuck it why not but damn...😳

    • @allison18x
      @allison18x 8 лет назад +3

      I was scared as it was like I would have a heart attack if I did that omg

    • @Cherry-nu3uo
      @Cherry-nu3uo 8 лет назад +53

      For an even more fuller experience have someone cut you're ear off at the appropriate time! 😂

    • @thegametesterman
      @thegametesterman 8 лет назад

      +Kazaaa Lola haha

  • @DHLY
    @DHLY 8 лет назад +294

    WHAT THE FUCK I ACTUALLY FEEL THAT HE'S AROUND ME

  • @brianlloyd5571
    @brianlloyd5571 5 лет назад +201

    "Youre so pretty"
    Me, a guy: "uhhh ok"

  • @hollieleaf9192
    @hollieleaf9192 7 лет назад +34

    When he said 'maybe I'll cut off your nose and make you look Michael Jackson." I cracked up.

  • @notarii894
    @notarii894 7 лет назад +35

    This is amazing oh my.
    But like I thought he sounded like Crowley for a second from supernatural

    • @Markm658
      @Markm658 5 лет назад

      Moose and squirrel is not happy that crowley is torturing angels again

  • @dinolambo123
    @dinolambo123 8 лет назад +79

    Does anyone else pose for the pictures?

    • @rileymaguire7276
      @rileymaguire7276 7 лет назад +2

      Dino lambo123 i flopped my tits out

    • @diede12345
      @diede12345 7 лет назад +2

      you made my fuckng day with your comment

    • @rileymaguire7276
      @rileymaguire7276 7 лет назад +1

      Diederik Wubbels ( . )( . )

    • @mayceefaulk6652
      @mayceefaulk6652 7 лет назад

      Yess I made funny faces and really ugly ones too and I even covered my phone at first bc I thought it was someone actually taking pictures.

    • @makaylacompton-rivera8024
      @makaylacompton-rivera8024 7 лет назад +1

      I did😂 In one I flipped him off hahaha

  • @Pandaikon0980
    @Pandaikon0980 3 года назад

    So the heavy breathing in my ear made a shiver go up the back of my head, the sharpening knife in the other ear made me flinch, but it was the plastic bag over my head that made me take of my headphones DAMNED fast.
    Don't know why THAT particular sound was what finally got me, but I noped out so fast...

  • @jessliv4815
    @jessliv4815 9 лет назад +63

    u know, i was listening to ASMR when i found this. NOT RELAXING LOL

  • @leefelix0325
    @leefelix0325 3 года назад +2

    4:29 after he said this I actually starts laughing for an unknown reason. Now, I think I'm a psychopath.

  • @jackieclark2362
    @jackieclark2362 6 лет назад

    When he started putting the bag on my head and laughing I ripped my headphones off so fast and screamed “NOO NOOOOO” at the top of my lungs

  • @BiggieChungulus
    @BiggieChungulus 8 лет назад +52

    this was the weirdest shit ever, listening to it as a guy

  • @happyhippie6898
    @happyhippie6898 6 лет назад

    "You're so pretty. Aren't you?" I jumped up and laughed really loudly like "nope!"

  • @happyhippie6898
    @happyhippie6898 6 лет назад

    "I cut a bit of your ear off then" *jumps up* THAT SOUNDED TOO REAL!

  • @iveforgottenhowtobreathe844
    @iveforgottenhowtobreathe844 6 лет назад

    “You’re so pretty”
    In what world are you living in?

  • @katrophy7333
    @katrophy7333 10 лет назад +20

    i like that he had the courtesy to kill me before cutting me up.
    9 out of 10, would recommend.

  • @unholyaphrodite2581
    @unholyaphrodite2581 5 лет назад +2

    Flirting w Peppa voice:
    mmmmsshnshehee mister kidnapper sir :'3
    I'm noT pretty- //blushes

  • @charlieh980
    @charlieh980 10 лет назад +15

    I didn't mean to but I actually responded when he said I needed a makeover with "bitch step back you can't touch this fab" and I had to stop the video I was laughing too hard

  • @natesharpe9104
    @natesharpe9104 6 лет назад +1

    Man in video: "Your hair's a little too long for my liking"
    Me: wth are you on about!? My hair is pretty short in case you didn't notice...

  • @crazycatlady6615
    @crazycatlady6615 5 лет назад

    Okay the part where he’s sharpening the knife was actually scaring me😂I’m sitting in the car listening to this, and every time I flinch I have to make up a stupid excuse so my sister doesn’t find out I’m being kidnapped virtually

  • @BellKurtz
    @BellKurtz 8 лет назад +9

    *hears knives*
    UHM NO YEAH UHM WE'RE DONE HERE G O O D B Y E

  • @girl._.2508
    @girl._.2508 2 года назад +2

    At The end i was just like: "😧"

  • @RumpelStiltskindarkone
    @RumpelStiltskindarkone 8 лет назад +19

    Why don't ASMR vides sound like this? I mean this sounds so real like im actually there..

    • @valdin5679
      @valdin5679 8 лет назад +1

      +King Leonidas they put microphones around the room and then its really just certain microphones so they sometimes get close to them and farther from there so yeah its a certain modification

  • @lalorSatya
    @lalorSatya 6 лет назад

    Listen I had a traumatic past incident where a guy had me trapped on his lot and shaved my head and took pictures of me. This is helping me regress to it. Scary tho

  • @Superhero1in1Trainig
    @Superhero1in1Trainig 9 лет назад +6

    I started out looking for binaural Beach sounds, THIS WILL NOT HELP ME DRAW A MERMAID HOW DID I EVEN GET HERE! 0_0

  • @goodgriefcharliebeef
    @goodgriefcharliebeef 4 года назад +1

    when I tell you that accent caught me off guard

  • @RhiAnime
    @RhiAnime 8 лет назад +20

    life is strange anyone?

    • @user-oy6hk1gn7l
      @user-oy6hk1gn7l 8 лет назад +1

      +Rhianna Williamson I was trying hard to really be scared but my mind kept drifting to the game and them I started thinking about Pricefield...

    • @hamiltonatthedisco8823
      @hamiltonatthedisco8823 8 лет назад +3

      I know!! I was like (insert name that i'm not gonna say because spoilers) don't you dare do that to me...

    • @_not.ari_2118
      @_not.ari_2118 8 лет назад +1

      FR

    • @artart2786
      @artart2786 8 лет назад +2

      PISS OFF M8 *war flashbacks*

    • @xxyukothenekoxx8986
      @xxyukothenekoxx8986 8 лет назад +1

      Ikr!!! Aghhhhh!

  • @moonlunaluv6870
    @moonlunaluv6870 4 года назад +1

    Cut a bit of your ear
    Me: yank my earphone away

  • @NyxtheBunny
    @NyxtheBunny 6 лет назад

    This gave me bad anxiety and I may have cried but it was good

  • @aleclightwood2706
    @aleclightwood2706 9 лет назад +5

    This is not the BDSM virtual audio I wanted.

  • @lordchessie4369
    @lordchessie4369 3 года назад +1

    "Lets me make a picture for the profile" me:👁👄👁✌

  • @Stevebroverstap
    @Stevebroverstap 5 лет назад +2

    Him: *you could almost be a model*
    Me: *i know* 😏

  • @GrievousAngel007
    @GrievousAngel007 9 лет назад +9

    Was the Michael Jackson pun really necessary though? -_-

  • @OBjaR
    @OBjaR 9 лет назад +3771

    I'm just waiting when they start making audiobooks this way

    • @kleopatra9535
      @kleopatra9535 9 лет назад +87

      oh man that sounds really amazing actually

    • @_Gandalf_The_White
      @_Gandalf_The_White 9 лет назад +11

      Ender080192 yeah! I'll support it!

    • @nellsin412
      @nellsin412  9 лет назад +100

      JMia I'm currently testing something like this out, keep an ear out in the future

    • @KeswickCamp08
      @KeswickCamp08 9 лет назад +18

      HARRY POTTER

    • @triumvir_hunt
      @triumvir_hunt 9 лет назад +25

      JMia I'm waiting for when they start making audiobooks that are not monotone and actually use the people who are talking in the book are used as the voice actors for the books

  • @gothkitty1993
    @gothkitty1993 9 лет назад +4220

    Is it bad that this video gave me more compliments than anyone ever has? I was actually beginning to feel flattered.
    Oh, stop it, mister Kidnapper Man, you're making me blush...

    • @fengy5629
      @fengy5629 9 лет назад +55

      Kat Goodall same boat here kiddo
      the accent doesnt help either.....

    • @_Gandalf_The_White
      @_Gandalf_The_White 9 лет назад +15

      +sordid queer Glad I am not the only one xD

    • @arccadiaa
      @arccadiaa 9 лет назад +77

      Same he's like you could be a model and I'm like awe thanks Australian kidnapper guy you're so kind

    • @_Gandalf_The_White
      @_Gandalf_The_White 9 лет назад +7

      xD

    • @dontworryaboutitdotcom
      @dontworryaboutitdotcom 8 лет назад +17

      yeah same.... I'm "too chubby" to be to liked apparently. But hey, a skinny body couldn't hold all my personality!!

  • @bacon6734
    @bacon6734 4 года назад +430

    “I could make you a model!”
    *Proceeds to strangle me with a Walmart bag*

    • @Merry_chrysler
      @Merry_chrysler 4 года назад +13

      I like to think it was a bag of lays.

  • @clairemcdermott9826
    @clairemcdermott9826 6 лет назад +4458

    Did he just strangle me with a bag of chips

    • @H3vnlii
      @H3vnlii 6 лет назад +271

      Your profile picture is so fitting with this comment I cANT

    • @user-gj3pr8xl6i
      @user-gj3pr8xl6i 6 лет назад +32

      haha omg

    • @TheKianacute
      @TheKianacute 5 лет назад +9

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chibi_nerd
      @chibi_nerd 5 лет назад +33

      😂😂😂😂 even tho this comment was 8 months ago I'm still gonna reply.But this comment made my night 😂😂😂 so fucking hilarious!

    • @Jane-cf7gw
      @Jane-cf7gw 5 лет назад +7

      😂

  • @jamiesykes9638
    @jamiesykes9638 8 лет назад +1385

    "Your very pretty"
    (Minuets later...)
    "Your face needs a better fixing"
    BISH WHET???!!!MAKE YOUR MIND UP

  • @laurensio1903
    @laurensio1903 6 лет назад +1172

    Video- Close your eyes!
    Me- *stares at video and doesnt close eyes*

  • @buzzingbeebop6612
    @buzzingbeebop6612 8 лет назад +1174

    Guy: "I need to fix your face though"
    Me: *hears knife* "woah hold on! I thought we were doing some like DIY makeup tutorials not some plastic fucking surgery!"

  • @hailey9098
    @hailey9098 5 лет назад +941

    “let me a take a profile picture” **me: holds up middle finger** “perfect”

  • @xkimmyyoung
    @xkimmyyoung 9 лет назад +540

    lmfao when he was all sniffing in my ear im yelling like BRUH GTFO.

    • @allihuston797
      @allihuston797 9 лет назад +1

      Same😂😂😂 i'm like aw hell nah! Then I opened my eyes

    • @sadie7074
      @sadie7074 8 лет назад +3

      +Mi “Joo” Young i got scared at the end and it got ike really real so i opene my eyes

    • @Jambo-
      @Jambo- 8 лет назад

      +Mi “Joo” Young ahaha i punch him

    • @tyk66
      @tyk66 8 лет назад

      +Sadie Bousquet I did too. I walked around my room checking for creeps, I didn't like feeling of a bag over my head

    • @sadie7074
      @sadie7074 8 лет назад

      me either it's like ugghghh

  • @huachengssilvervambrace8815
    @huachengssilvervambrace8815 5 лет назад +686

    “You’re hair’s too long for my liking.”
    Boy, if you cut my hair any shorter, I’ll be bald

  • @s0mewhatskeptical
    @s0mewhatskeptical 8 лет назад +890

    did he just suffocate me with an empty chip bag

    • @Amoechick
      @Amoechick 8 лет назад +14

      Literally all I can think of when that part comes up now XD

    • @Anayal8tor
      @Anayal8tor 8 лет назад +27

      he's giving us diabetes by feed us chips

    • @JulioVargas-ok5st
      @JulioVargas-ok5st 7 лет назад

      Felicity Liu lmao!!!!

    • @Adoree_Lily
      @Adoree_Lily 7 лет назад +7

      Felicity Liu naaaa it was a pice of baled up paper

    • @stefano-jd7vk
      @stefano-jd7vk 7 лет назад +11

      best thing it was doritos

  • @xMySweetGraveDiggerx
    @xMySweetGraveDiggerx 7 лет назад +831

    Um did I just die from a plastic bag

    • @ivii_5623
      @ivii_5623 5 лет назад +6

      x MySweetGraveDigger x yeh me too I think i’m a turtle

    • @taylork955
      @taylork955 5 лет назад +5

      Now you know how the turtles feel

    • @graceschmechel7657
      @graceschmechel7657 4 года назад

      Yup

    • @allisontyrrell964
      @allisontyrrell964 4 года назад

      @@taylork955 yoooooo lmfao legit busted out laughing reading your response 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @peckneck8039
      @peckneck8039 4 года назад

      @@allisontyrrell964 lmao

  • @kgreen68228
    @kgreen68228 6 лет назад +293

    2:56 "Y'need abit of a haircut tho"
    Me:"Well you know just the ends bu--"
    Him:"*SNIP SNIP SNIP"
    Me:"BISH WHET SJSHSANSSV"

  • @JayFordProductions
    @JayFordProductions 6 лет назад +2058

    i could literally feel him when he was breathing in my right ear lol

    • @soulvizualz8639
      @soulvizualz8639 6 лет назад +6

      Jay Ford Productions same!!

    • @naomiaqua9621
      @naomiaqua9621 5 лет назад +2

      Me too

    • @miraculousaly-bug2411
      @miraculousaly-bug2411 5 лет назад +25

      Yeah, I squeaked and threw my headphones off of my head.

    • @rebeckajean1883
      @rebeckajean1883 5 лет назад +24

      Made my skin crawl when he had the knife and knife sharpener in my left hear and the sniffing made me take my headphones off for a sec. Good job with the ability to make my skin crawl with just audio. Well done

    • @PoisonLove22
      @PoisonLove22 5 лет назад +12

      When he was sniffing/ breathing I felt my fan blow air on my face so I died laughing

  • @Agoonga
    @Agoonga 9 лет назад +774

    Or Close your eyes and put your volume at zero for the Helen Keller Experience

  • @tiffanyal82
    @tiffanyal82 6 лет назад +471

    I died laughing when he starting singing “Go to sleep” 😂

    • @amenaab
      @amenaab 4 года назад +6

      iiCxtton _Cxndyii SAME 🤣🤣

    • @marbles.thefool
      @marbles.thefool 4 года назад +18

      And I was having a *heart attack* I threw my headphones at the wall because of how creepy it was.

    • @ItsMaritinablog
      @ItsMaritinablog 3 года назад +7

      Is he jeff the killer ?😂😂

    • @rougeakane
      @rougeakane 3 года назад +2

      @@ItsMaritinablog lol that’s what I was thinking 🤣

    • @moussaouinordine7808
      @moussaouinordine7808 2 года назад

  • @merlinlegr8303
    @merlinlegr8303 7 лет назад +316

    Guy: your so pretty
    Me: thank you
    Guy: but you need fixing
    Me: wtf. I'm done

  • @anushasan9452
    @anushasan9452 6 лет назад +1844

    Him: You're so pretty
    Me: *has acne on her face*

    • @T4llHum4n
      @T4llHum4n 6 лет назад +169

      Acne doesn't make you ugly. At least, I don't think so. I have acne too and no one calls me ugly for having it. Hurts like hell though.

    • @danitames
      @danitames 5 лет назад +9

      Anusha San ok literally me

    • @noteventatum
      @noteventatum 5 лет назад +3

      Anusha San skskskks

    • @grimhavenz
      @grimhavenz 4 года назад +6

      No One | yeah especially when you have to pop it because it becomes so big it hurts

    • @espoirmourantdesespoireter1419
      @espoirmourantdesespoireter1419 4 года назад +2

      @@T4llHum4n my acne doesnt hurt so... What gives?

  • @AnnaTheFallMaiden
    @AnnaTheFallMaiden 9 лет назад +294

    aaaaaw he called me pretty :D

  • @lexpantaridis204
    @lexpantaridis204 7 лет назад +654

    "Your hairs a bit too long for my liking"
    Me: *has pixie cut*

  • @andyatom
    @andyatom 5 лет назад +164

    bro i actually closed my eyes the entire time then when he killed me i snapped my eyes open. WHY DID I ACT WITH HIM IT JUST MADE IT SUPER SCARY!

  • @_td_x
    @_td_x 7 лет назад +1665

    Who posed when he was taking the picture things

    • @graceharless8737
      @graceharless8737 6 лет назад +57

      Life with Tannia I puckered up my lips and held up the peace sign ✌🏼✌🏼

    • @thatonerandomperson8866
      @thatonerandomperson8866 6 лет назад +6

      Life with Tannia me

    • @Lschess_2004
      @Lschess_2004 6 лет назад +6

      Life with Tannia I was eating a chicken sandwich and I made stupid faces during the pictures

    • @ohnocelery9675
      @ohnocelery9675 6 лет назад +7

      I made a weird face XD

    • @maryme5481
      @maryme5481 6 лет назад +2

      i did :'D

  • @khanums8678
    @khanums8678 7 лет назад +460

    "" Ur so pretty""" you need a makeover though --""
    LISTEN HERE

    • @AvakinSisters
      @AvakinSisters 7 лет назад +1

      Moon-Saph
      lol

    • @moonkraze8223
      @moonkraze8223 6 лет назад

      Moon-Saph I know right?! Why would he even say that when he thinks we're pretty?!

    • @thecosmichiroshi
      @thecosmichiroshi 6 лет назад +1

      *in a British voice as the Vault 🅱oi pops into existence bowing* EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK

    • @annashaver2810
      @annashaver2810 5 лет назад

      dauvel LISTEN HERE ASSHOLE

  • @kaylin6199
    @kaylin6199 4 года назад +162

    him:“you’re so pretty”
    also him:”but your face needs a little fixing”
    *so that was a freaking lie*

  • @NavyWavy69
    @NavyWavy69 7 лет назад +607

    Who else was like, DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR!

  • @tweetoc
    @tweetoc 8 лет назад +221

    i lost it at the michael jackson joke

  • @1234-e7y
    @1234-e7y 4 года назад +124

    “You’re so pretty”
    Me: **in a hoodie with my hair looking like a rats nest with a face full of acne and god knows what** aww thanksss

    • @UrPPhard
      @UrPPhard 3 года назад +2

      Well, that beats me lying in a bed in underwear after a shower so my hair looks like a tornado went through it

  • @Dovaah
    @Dovaah 8 лет назад +130

    Pardon my language - HOLY SHIT. I ALMOST HAD A PANIC ATTACK FUCKING HELL

    • @sydneysidon3429
      @sydneysidon3429 8 лет назад

      👍🏻

    • @Crystalp1456
      @Crystalp1456 8 лет назад +7

      Not so much for me. Its so weird, this one didn't scare me at all, but the first time I listened to one of these sort of videos was about a year ago, it was about a normal barber shop. That time, I had a damn freak out! =_= Wtf?

    • @seansweeney3265
      @seansweeney3265 8 лет назад +6

      delaney frazier when he was like "when you're dead" I died and opened my eyes 😂😂

  • @phia6234
    @phia6234 6 лет назад +591

    why did I hold my breath when he was “suffocating” me

  • @leeby7ur
    @leeby7ur 5 лет назад +106

    Guy: hair is a bit to long for my liking
    Me: *IM BALD*

    • @Merry_chrysler
      @Merry_chrysler 4 года назад +10

      YOU AREN'T BALD ENOUGH

    • @leeby7ur
      @leeby7ur 4 года назад +3

      ​@@Merry_chrysler haha im not bald anymore though

    • @katelynlanier5555
      @katelynlanier5555 2 года назад +1

      your skin has a bit too many hair follicles.

  • @MollyRWhite
    @MollyRWhite 8 лет назад +221

    Im bald so when he said i needed a haircut i was confused

    • @HesterLeveret
      @HesterLeveret 8 лет назад +28

      Understandable

    • @gergyta9211
      @gergyta9211 7 лет назад +4

      My hair is really short

    • @DarienIA
      @DarienIA 6 лет назад

      LOL

    • @DarienIA
      @DarienIA 6 лет назад

      XD HE WAS JUST CUTTING YOUR EAR OFF THE WHOLE TIME!!

  • @rory1322
    @rory1322 6 лет назад +181

    Omfg that laugh at the end gives me nightmares holy shit

    • @cyancat9797
      @cyancat9797 5 лет назад +6

      Rory 13 I threw my earbuds out of my ears and started wheezing

    • @angelisserojas7882
      @angelisserojas7882 5 лет назад +8

      giving a huge fucken round of applause to this guy for anxiety issues

    • @sandracorreia9868
      @sandracorreia9868 5 лет назад

      Sameeee

    • @em6877
      @em6877 5 лет назад +5

      Rory 13 I’m listening to this at night and I’m about to go to sleep! This is not ok😂😂

    • @DelbyDoBee
      @DelbyDoBee 5 лет назад

      I threw my phone it broke.... We also have the same profile..

  • @samsgaming3173
    @samsgaming3173 7 лет назад +199

    I have never felt so much fear from closing my eyes

  • @gwen8707
    @gwen8707 7 лет назад +308

    Mom, help. I'm in the scary part of RUclips again...

    • @savannahm981
      @savannahm981 6 лет назад +5

      Pengwendolyn Ish okay, mommy is here. 😂

  • @micks.2994
    @micks.2994 5 лет назад +90

    My brain instantly went into freeze mode. I do not fight of flight....i freeze like a deer in headlights and oh my god I was freaking out

  • @swagaholics8523
    @swagaholics8523 8 лет назад +197

    For the first minute I pictured some dude eating chips

  • @gianmejares8495
    @gianmejares8495 7 лет назад +233

    Person: I like how pretty you are
    Me: oh *smacks lips* I do get that alot

    • @gemstonepoints
      @gemstonepoints 6 лет назад

      Dude your pfp looks exactly like my friend

    • @smosh10mm
      @smosh10mm 5 лет назад

      Gian Mejares meeee😂💀

  • @pebbles4038
    @pebbles4038 6 лет назад +79

    😂😂 I read the comments before and couldn’t stop thinking about them so the whole time I was laughing

  • @thankspete148
    @thankspete148 8 лет назад +501

    When he told me to smile I did a double chin

  • @fishy259
    @fishy259 10 лет назад +122

    *In a heavy British accent*
    "But First... *Heavy Breathing*
    .
    .
    Lemme take a selfie!"

    • @ceselery
      @ceselery 10 лет назад +1

      This became my favourite comment instantly XD

    • @Rebranding22
      @Rebranding22 10 лет назад +1

      Hahahaha YES

    • @amyrace8437
      @amyrace8437 10 лет назад +2

      I literally paused that before he said take a photo and said it 😂😂

    • @fishy259
      @fishy259 10 лет назад

      Amy Yo You can't NOT pause it and think about it :3

    • @fishy259
      @fishy259 9 лет назад +2

      MollyIsTheMinority14 I thought about typing it in a British accent, but from my perspective it would've been like " BAAAHT FEHHHST LEMEY TOYKE A SELFAY" So I leave it up to your imagination c:

  • @blade4304
    @blade4304 5 лет назад +248

    When he said “whoops, cut a bit of your ear off then” I burst out laughing I couldn’t help it

  • @horsehappy7105
    @horsehappy7105 8 лет назад +121

    I kinda ruined it. I kept replying to him and making myself laugh.....oops?

  • @pinkiepiecupcake7779
    @pinkiepiecupcake7779 8 лет назад +280

    This scared the crap outta me cuz in the beginning I thought someone was in my room and I was like “Who the hell is in my house?!"

    • @candypuppy8198
      @candypuppy8198 7 лет назад

      EmoMiko Girly777 i paused the video to check

    • @pinkiepiecupcake7779
      @pinkiepiecupcake7779 7 лет назад +2

      candy puppy that's what I did but everyone in my house was asleep so I turn back on the vid and again I heard someone walking in my house and I literally took off my earphones

    • @candypuppy8198
      @candypuppy8198 7 лет назад +2

      same but it was my dog

    • @sakararyal477
      @sakararyal477 7 лет назад

      PinkiePie Cupcake777

    • @Yaya-xu6ef
      @Yaya-xu6ef 6 лет назад

      Me too!!!

  • @hermionemalfoy2888
    @hermionemalfoy2888 5 лет назад +41

    Video: close your eyes
    Me: *reads comments*

  • @EunNoxa
    @EunNoxa 7 лет назад +307

    *starts cutting hair*
    OH HELL NO GET OUTA HERE WITH THEM SCISSORS MAN LEAVE MY HAIR TF ALONE BISH FIGHT ME

  • @melissamcglinchey2108
    @melissamcglinchey2108 7 лет назад +833

    TF I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE SEXUAL

    • @Lschess_2004
      @Lschess_2004 6 лет назад +81

      Melissa Mcglinchey I mean, he took pictures of you and said "I’m gonna have fun with those pictures" so hes... Yep...

    • @email1772
      @email1772 5 лет назад +22

      Um..... I feel very wierd listening to this😂

    • @philseyelash6985
      @philseyelash6985 5 лет назад +2

      Melissa Mcglinchey HAHAHAHAH

    • @trascimin9892
      @trascimin9892 5 лет назад +1

      Me to

    • @beanybaby1233
      @beanybaby1233 5 лет назад +1

      SAME

  • @achiachningas3985
    @achiachningas3985 6 лет назад +95

    The last part though, he was laughing creepy. I almost had heart attack because of him. But this is really fun, creepy, and interesting.

  • @mangel9606
    @mangel9606 7 лет назад +157

    I was closing my eyes and I opened them for a sec and I looked at the screen and all I see was
    Close your eyes! XD

    • @mangel9606
      @mangel9606 7 лет назад

      Saw*

    • @blssmhh7241
      @blssmhh7241 7 лет назад +4

      Mangel I didn't close my eyes..
      * all the way through the video *
      CLOSE YOUR F*CKING EYES!

    • @lydiabeavers4527
      @lydiabeavers4527 7 лет назад

      Mangel I did that too!!

  • @tyla4095
    @tyla4095 8 лет назад +885

    Did anyone else pose when he took the photos

  • @gtpgmajobaby2431
    @gtpgmajobaby2431 5 лет назад +98

    He said “give you that Michael Jackson look

  • @remboii3165
    @remboii3165 10 лет назад +205

    I can't be the only one who was sassing the guy out mentally.
    Right?

    • @Lawliet925
      @Lawliet925 10 лет назад +12

      I totally was xD I almost said a few things out loud

    • @remboii3165
      @remboii3165 10 лет назад +1

      Rayne Steelk
      I mean-
      I was alone in my room soooooooo...

    • @spunkysleepswsirens
      @spunkysleepswsirens 10 лет назад +7

      I actually did say some things aloud... but my mom was right next to me and she was like "The fuck is wrong with you, Guin??"

    • @AetherWhisp
      @AetherWhisp 10 лет назад +18

      He was like "You're soooo pretty."
      My response: "Bitch I am gorgeous."

    • @remboii3165
      @remboii3165 10 лет назад +1

      Heather Williams I was more like: Betch please, I ducking fabulous!

  • @ShadowFallRising
    @ShadowFallRising 8 лет назад +195

    Listened to this lying in bed, in the dark, with a pillow over my eyes. Holy crap that was really freaky! I cringed every time he got close. Damn, that was an experience!

    • @bluandmagscast9809
      @bluandmagscast9809 7 лет назад +2

      ShadowFallRising
      I'm doing it at night. In my bed. In the dark. I will now put a pillow over my head.

    • @izzyorr4146
      @izzyorr4146 6 лет назад +4

      ShadowFallRising same. The end scared the crap outta me

    • @xxxwolfsniperxxxwolf9699
      @xxxwolfsniperxxxwolf9699 6 лет назад

      ShadowFallRising same and the sound was really loud so I clicked a lot

    • @fadedbitxh2k209
      @fadedbitxh2k209 6 лет назад

      Duuuude saaaame

    • @charlisomerville7320
      @charlisomerville7320 6 лет назад

      Why did I do the same thing? I screamed at the end but it was muffled because of the pillow and me being an idiot in thought someone was trying to kill me

  • @shazinsk9463
    @shazinsk9463 6 лет назад +393

    4:52 RIP earphone users with full volume
    Im deaf

  • @clarence9882
    @clarence9882 8 лет назад +214

    hello mr jefferson from life is strange why are you haunting me

    • @Zorgot.
      @Zorgot. 8 лет назад +8

      Exactly what I was thinking lmao

    • @nataliemolena
      @nataliemolena 7 лет назад +4

      LITERALLY SAME

    • @enderpearls9496
      @enderpearls9496 7 лет назад +3

      OMG SAME

    • @laurajoy4370
      @laurajoy4370 7 лет назад +3

      Nathan Gbn I wish that was a thing; I'd listen to that recording every night omg

    • @ArianaCabello
      @ArianaCabello 6 лет назад +1

      SAME 😂😂😂

  • @tahnee5037
    @tahnee5037 5 лет назад +66

    The end scared the shit out of me!

  • @akirawara9664
    @akirawara9664 7 лет назад +133

    "Your pretty!"
    Later..
    "You need a little makeover..."
    IM LIKE U SAID I WAS PRETYY! IM DONE BISH

  • @Caktoz
    @Caktoz 9 лет назад +90

    This sounds like something straight out OUTLAST

  • @Kenziissuperior
    @Kenziissuperior 5 лет назад +22

    WTF MY VOLUME WAS WAY UP SO THIS SOUNDED SO REALISTIC WHEN HE WAS CUTING YOUR HAIR I GOT SHIFFERS DOWN MY SPINE

  • @nathanweisser
    @nathanweisser 9 лет назад +312

    He sounded like he was behind me the entire time. I don't think that's what it was supposed to be, right?

    • @mayhem380
      @mayhem380 9 лет назад +8

      It means your headphones aren't surround sound

    • @AthaxDesigns
      @AthaxDesigns 9 лет назад +61

      mayhem380 This is made for stereo headphones...

    • @leviicrazed
      @leviicrazed 9 лет назад +3

      Nathan Weisser weird question, were you drinking? i was very drunk one time and i was unable to hear where the sound was coming from in these types of videos

    • @nathanweisser
      @nathanweisser 9 лет назад +2

      Poepkop lol no. I was a little tired, but I highly doubt that's what was happening. RUclips doesn't fully support 5.1 audio, so RUclips isn't the place that we should explore binaural audio.

    • @mayhem380
      @mayhem380 9 лет назад +2

      Athax Designs
      Really? Ah, my mistake. Sorry.

  • @ASingleTulip
    @ASingleTulip 8 лет назад +247

    I couldn't help but burst out laughing at the Michael Jackson part XD

  • @jiminhasajam5647
    @jiminhasajam5647 5 лет назад +27

    "You need a hair cut"
    Me: wHaT- you gonna cut my ha-

    • @catboybenvolio
      @catboybenvolio 4 года назад +4

      I STRAIGHT FUCKING FELT HIM CUT MY HAIR

  • @slenvetta7779
    @slenvetta7779 8 лет назад +143

    Did Jeff The Killer just do a surgery for me..

    • @voidcosplay7625
      @voidcosplay7625 7 лет назад +3

      Tyhmy GT I THOUGHT THE SAME THING OML IM NOT LIU GET OFF MEEEEEEE

    • @candypuppy8198
      @candypuppy8198 7 лет назад +5

      Tyhmy GT same too but i thot he had a bag of chip over the eyes

    • @DarienIA
      @DarienIA 6 лет назад +2

      yup creepypastas for life

    • @smoldemon3952
      @smoldemon3952 6 лет назад +2

      I'm not the only one who thought of that

    • @avajohnson5605
      @avajohnson5605 6 лет назад +2

      Tyhmy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @creampuffxo6940
    @creampuffxo6940 8 лет назад +781

    Hahaha I literally looked behind me , didnt realize the video started 😂 scary af

    • @nurachan9308
      @nurachan9308 7 лет назад

      Creampuff xo same

    • @rosemariesescape
      @rosemariesescape 6 лет назад

      Creampuff xo did the same thing lol😂😂

    • @GoWeeDee
      @GoWeeDee 6 лет назад

      Creampuff xo same xD

    • @reve_ndy7950
      @reve_ndy7950 6 лет назад +1

      SAME and it scared me soo much that I even looked out the window which is something you shouldn’t do at 3 am

    • @renaddison8275
      @renaddison8275 6 лет назад

      Creampuff xo me too lol

  • @SarahIsAFishy
    @SarahIsAFishy 5 лет назад +19

    i was trying to escape the things happening until I realized I had my earphones in and THE BREATHING IN MY EAR WASN'T NOICE.
    But this was cool tho.

  • @molldoll8008
    @molldoll8008 8 лет назад +98

    why does he feel like the surgeon dude from outlast (yo kno the one who cuts off the player's fingers)