Sammy J: Randy, we can't afford to give any money away, I already sponsor a child Randy: She's 24 Sammy J: BUT SHE NEEDS ME Randy: STOP SENDING MONEY TO NIKKI WEBSTER I heard them say it before, it still cracks me up
How's the volunteer going to explain this? "Hey, where were you? You were gone for ages" "Oh, I was collecting money for the wilderness society when 2 guys invited me for a game of strip poker"
Randy: If there's a 5% chance it's a killer possum, that means there's a 95% chance it's a human. Bruce Wayne: IF THERE IS EVEN A 1% CHANCE, WE HAVE TO TAKE IT AS AN ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY!
@@chopsuymatus9349 Or could be their bisexual its a good position as for a comedian to compare and make fun of both sexes and having doing that with them.
It said two replies despite no replies being shown. Anyway, a Possum is nothing in Australia, where guessing wrongly if it’s a stone or a fish can get you killed.
@@NukelearFallout In Australia, there’s a fish called a stonefish. It’s highly venomous and if you step on it, you get injected with high amounts of painful venom. Then you die.
Jeez, Sammy J and Randy were the best comedy duo that Australia has ever had! And this is definatly one of their most classic yet hilarious moments if you ask me 🤣😂
Look the kitchen doesn’t have a stove or sink and one of the tenants is a purple muppet. Sammys lost his hand, they’ve been trapped in a mine under the house, multiple people have fallen through the ceiling. Logic went out the window long ago.
I think the house has been split into two or three small apartments. ('Small' b/c Sammy had a futon= sleeping in living room.) The entrance foyer/hallway is shared space. Front door is unlocked. Friends & solicitors enter a little too freely. 🏪
Nice job with musical accuracy. Correct the E to F# is a full tone, and Sammy actually played the correct notes on the Melodica. Someone's been to piano lessons!
In Australia it's spelled and called Possum. We're not like Americans who keep throwing out and adding letters at random. STOP MUCKING ABOUT WITH OUR ALPHABET!!!!!!!! :PPPPPPPPPPPPP
*A Brief Google Search Later* Apparently, George Negus is an Australian journalist and show presenter in television and radio, and Nicki Webster is an Australian pop singer who performed in the opening ceremony of the 2000 Sydney Summer Olympics when she was 13.
George Negus was a veteran tv journalist who did international stories for Australian TV. I think at the time of the original airing he was getting his own prime-time news show on the same network. I believe he's retired now. Essentially, think of a reputable news celebrity.
Props to the guy in the possum costume for not laughing his ass off
You can guarantee he was holding the laughter in
“Guy in the possum costume” lol that’s George negus.
When Sammy J. said, "What've ya' got?" I almost thought Randy was gonna say, "Chlamydia."
That’s for interviews.
Anyone here after Randy buys a bookshelf?
your welcome :) 69
haha me
Yeah hahaha
Me
Yes, what is this even
Sammy: I thought you said there were girls coming?
Randy: Shut up and take it off.
Sammy J: Randy, we can't afford to give any money away, I already sponsor a child
Randy: She's 24
Sammy J: BUT SHE NEEDS ME
Randy: STOP SENDING MONEY TO NIKKI WEBSTER
I heard them say it before, it still cracks me up
Possum?
Pretty sure it was when they hosted MICF one year
Ethan L.J Arnold r
That line always gets me
Sammy J is now a verified simp
this is so funny until you realize hes under the table actually most likely able to see it a little to close up
"i can see your penis" was the actor speaking not the puppet.
Oh god that's dark in the funniest way possible
*this is so funny when you
@@skully70 Imagine being the actor 🤣
How do you know he isn’t wearing a modesty sock or whatever you call them 😂😂
How's the volunteer going to explain this? "Hey, where were you? You were gone for ages" "Oh, I was collecting money for the wilderness society when 2 guys invited me for a game of strip poker"
But what if he was a killer possum all along?
But what the hell was he taking donations for in the first place
@@Ben-rz9cf The Wilderness Society
I love Randy’s reaction @3:13 when the harmonica thing appears from nowhere
Its a melodica
“STOP SENDING MONEY TO NIKKI WEBSTER.”
-Randy Feltface
Wow this new season of crash and beirnsteen looks weird
I literally posted a post on Instagram with the same kind of joke
Ivan Espinoza it’s the first reboot that’s actually good
That’s because it takes place after they both got drunk, went to Australia, and got a better show.
Strange indeed
Dude, crash and Bernstein was THE SHIT back in the day! That's one of my personal favorite shows of all time!
I wish this was a full blown show
The Sammy J and Randy Show
There was a show. It was called Sammy J & Randy in Ricketts Lane. It only lasted six episodes.
Randy: If there's a 5% chance it's a killer possum, that means there's a 95% chance it's a human.
Bruce Wayne: IF THERE IS EVEN A 1% CHANCE, WE HAVE TO TAKE IT AS AN ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY!
What about 0.6486% chance?
@@Eric_Black134 What about 0.♾️1?
To be fair to sammy j, that is the scariest fucking possum costume I've ever seen.
I thought it was a Rat tbh
I'm sad that this wasn't a thing in the United States
STOP SENDING MONEY TO NIKKI WEBSTER- a bootleg muppet 2018
Bootleg?
Funnily enough Randy's puppeteer actually worked with the Jim Henson company
2018?
jarrod nash that’s true, he did a character in “me & my monsters”, and he did a great job, what a champion
The man is a simp
why do i forget about this entirely and find myself here once every few years
Why isn’t anyone talking about how Randy wanted J to strip down
Because it's not the first time they have homosexual undertones, despite them clearly stating that they are straight.
It's just Bros being Bros
@@CaptainGlitterbeard Two bros sitting at a table 2 feet apart cuz they're not gay.
@@CaptainGlitterbeard just guys being dudes
@@chopsuymatus9349 Or could be their bisexual its a good position as for a comedian to compare and make fun of both sexes and having doing that with them.
*This plays like something out of a fever dream…*
2:20 cracks me up every time
Every second from 2:20 - 2:37 is just a treasure
Are you George Neegus?
PLOT TWIST
it was george neegus
-ARELL- who is George neegus
@@lockjaw7437 what is George neegaaad
@@ebi_tempura How is George Neegus.
VINCENT FARMER why is George neegus
@@arolurker3511 where is George Neegus?
Love how Randy looks around after Sammy was "handed" the Melodica. Like, "Wait, how'd that happen?"
The youtube algorithm sent me here after I watched Randy Writes a Novel. I don't know what the hell I just watched, but I am intrigued.
The meta humor of the "can you cover me" line was fucking great
I wonder if the guy under the table is enjoying the view
For some reason, i thought that goat was fake., after 2 seconds when it started to move, then my heart melted.
'The spade looks like a bum with a trumpet sticking out of it...'
STOP SENDING MONEY TO NIKKI WEBSTER!😂😂😂😂
1:14 Is that what furries used to look like in 2011?
I can promise you this... there are STILL furries that have suits that bad XD
We were not that bad but they did exist
@@roadwolf2 Trust me, there really are still furs who have suits that bad (and worse!)
Execution for them all
@@MegaHolyduck Seems a bit harsh IMO...
Then again, being a furry, I'm kinda biased over that sort of thing XD
thats the hardest ive been in months if only it wasnt November :3
watermelon bleach
found Sammy j and randy and immediately failed no nut November.
Its been 4 years but what.... did this mean......
@@ARandomEliatrope ITS FINALLY NOT NOVEMBER!!!!!!!!
@@watermelonbleach 💀
This show needs to air in America 🤣
4:06 gets me every time!
Agreed, Monika
It took me a fat second to remember that possum means a very different animal in Australia than the horrid beast my American mind imagined.
Your thinking of an Opossum.
Hey Opossums are great! They eat our trash you bigot!
It said two replies despite no replies being shown. Anyway, a Possum is nothing in Australia, where guessing wrongly if it’s a stone or a fish can get you killed.
@@valenciageode25 What?
@@NukelearFallout In Australia, there’s a fish called a stonefish. It’s highly venomous and if you step on it, you get injected with high amounts of painful venom. Then you die.
Jeez, Sammy J and Randy were the best comedy duo that Australia has ever had! And this is definatly one of their most classic yet hilarious moments if you ask me 🤣😂
_"Fuckin' possum."_
~Randy Feltface
We going to ignore the fact that fucking thing just strolls in uninvited
Wait, arent they in a house? Meaning the possum broke in to ask for donations
He knocked on the door.
The Major They’re in a house, not an apartment, and the door opens into a hallway. That’s slightly concerning.
Cadmium and Wilsin well that’s just the kitchen meaning the possum knocked on the hallway door which is very concerning
Look the kitchen doesn’t have a stove or sink and one of the tenants is a purple muppet. Sammys lost his hand, they’ve been trapped in a mine under the house, multiple people have fallen through the ceiling. Logic went out the window long ago.
I think the house has been split into two or three small apartments. ('Small' b/c Sammy had a futon= sleeping in living room.) The entrance foyer/hallway is shared space. Front door is unlocked. Friends & solicitors enter a little too freely. 🏪
Touché, George Negus.
they did the nikki webster joke at the 2012 melbourne comedy gala
bludman2 it’s been going for years 😂
"The Spade looks like a bum with a trumpet sticking out of it..."
Imagine trying to play that...... >.
What the fuck is this incredible thing the internet has given me
Anyone here after 12 years?
This is an average Friday night for me.
Okay the bit where Sammy stared directly at the camera has disturbing "Stealing your soul" vibes
That's dedication to a throwaway joke
I yelled that at Sammy J after the Inheritance and he freaked out! lol
I have NO idea who Nikki Webster is but that delivery was hilarious!
She was the little girl from the opening ceremony of the Sydney Olympics. Had a brief singing career.
Love Possums, Melbourne has more Possums than any other Australian city.
They are awesome.
Give him an Apple!
“BUT I’VE GOT NOTHING LEFT TO TAKE OFF!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I lost it at Nikki Webster
The goat is like "What the fuck am i doing here?"
Randy’s face said it all in the thumbnail😂
the killer possum is a silly costume day 13th February 2018 of the Australia
As an Irish guy from 2020, I have to wonder, what the hell was happening in 2011 Australia?
Wait they have been playing for 3 hours and hes only just stripping
I never though of that i just assumed he had an abundant of jackest or hats
i read that as killer potassium
Well, this is exacly how i imagine typical home in Straya.
It is... ;)
This show is bat shit I love it😂
Ik this video was posted 8 years ago it’s still funny honestly lol 😂
1:14 most rational response possible.
This shit is a fever dream....
Nice job with musical accuracy. Correct the E to F# is a full tone, and Sammy actually played the correct notes on the Melodica. Someone's been to piano lessons!
I feel robbed not hearing or watching this xD
Hey! Larry has been a positive addition to this household!
Larry's a GOOD BOY!
I'm sad I'm not living in Australia right now.
Oh, Larry
Warning: dont watch this while high af
Nah you definitely SHOULD 😂
Damn, Moxxie really grew to be able to fill out that suit!
4:07 the icing on the cake
what am i watching at 1:43 AM
Just preparing your mind for 'Randy is Sober'?
[The bucket brigade enter's the convention]
That should be "Killer Opossum"
shhhhhhhhhhh
In Australia it's spelled and called Possum. We're not like Americans who keep throwing out and adding letters at random. STOP MUCKING ABOUT WITH OUR ALPHABET!!!!!!!! :PPPPPPPPPPPPP
BadWebDiver idk what Americans you’ve been talking to, but here down south we call them possums too
1:13 Best scream
This show is an acid trip. lol.
Wow that was so funny
"The Spade looks like a Bum with a Trumpet sticking out of it."
Larry as been a positive addition to this house hold
He's a good boy!😂
2:32 STOP SENDING MONEY TO NIKKI WEBSTER!!!!!!!!
I need to wash my eyes now
If you think your cute little opossums are dangerous, you should see the american version
That guy needs to do some pushups.
Which one?
Was this an episode of (dont hug me in scared)?
Oh my God. It's as if Randy hasn't changed a bit.
I ship them
are you george negus?
I know! I pissed myself!!
FUCK YEAH!!
The laugh track is played constantly
What show is this?
One of the many skits on the show Good News World. Only an aussie show though, wish we had stuff this hilarious in the states
As an American, I feel the need to ask, Who are George Negus and Niki Webster?
*A Brief Google Search Later*
Apparently, George Negus is an Australian journalist and show presenter in television and radio, and Nicki Webster is an Australian pop singer who performed in the opening ceremony of the 2000 Sydney Summer Olympics when she was 13.
@SpaceCase132 Thank you. Your Google-skills are superior to mine. I couldn't find Nikki Webster when I looked. . .
Can someone please explain the George Negus joke to me?
George Negus was a veteran tv journalist who did international stories for Australian TV. I think at the time of the original airing he was getting his own prime-time news show on the same network. I believe he's retired now.
Essentially, think of a reputable news celebrity.
can u tell wat da vid iz call'd?
What the fuck was I smoking six years ago?
Rock Candy, mayhaps?
STOP SENDING MONEY TO NIKKI WEBSTER!
Apparently in 2011, melodicas didn’t have mouth pieces
What was up with that goat Larry?
1:16 is that Ned ||-//
Plot twist: ned is actually george negus
WHO TF is ned.
Crazy
Correct me if I'm wrong, but e minor is a chord not a singular note lol
I think he was talking about the key of E minor.
He was referring to the scale.
lol i bought u that goat
This is just the Australian version of Bottom.
It’s a possum, not a opossum. No need to worry.