Peter, when Jesus got arrested

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @0612Crystal
    @0612Crystal Год назад +685

    The Italian accent on the Roman solider 💀

    • @TheBuzzard42
      @TheBuzzard42 10 месяцев назад +48

      I'd still take it over the oddly British one most Romans get in media for some reason. I never understood that.

    • @mariannagregorio2905
      @mariannagregorio2905 7 месяцев назад +12

      Broke me, my free hand started flapping, and I paused to try the accent.
      Absolutely the funniest thing!!

    • @Qresmaidapa
      @Qresmaidapa 6 месяцев назад +2

      😂

    • @charko4191
      @charko4191 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@TheBuzzard42 wow I never realised THAT IS weird💀💀💀

    • @Hinatachan360
      @Hinatachan360 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@mariannagregorio2905 Were you stimming? I ask because I'm on the spectrum.

  • @Bomber_Fish
    @Bomber_Fish 6 месяцев назад +273

    "We cant let god do all the work" -Peter probably

  • @Arcticmaster1190
    @Arcticmaster1190 6 месяцев назад +110

    And Jesus said to the soldier who lost his ear “Happy New Ear!”
    … Door’s to the left, I’ll see myself out.

  • @guy1281
    @guy1281 10 месяцев назад +314

    "signore Yeshua of Nazarrete, we have come to arrest you. Surrender peacefully, por favore."
    Brilliant 😂😂😂

  • @tetgirlnxtdoor
    @tetgirlnxtdoor 7 месяцев назад +438

    *CALL IXII WAS CRAZY* 😂😂😂😂

    • @thecookinestkid401
      @thecookinestkid401 6 месяцев назад +15

      Right?! Reminded me of Hercules! 😂😂😂

    • @notthatgerry
      @notthatgerry 6 месяцев назад +5

      Peak comedy

    • @MrJoepham
      @MrJoepham 6 месяцев назад +20

      IXll means 911

  • @DarthSpock1
    @DarthSpock1 7 месяцев назад +143

    The whole group had 2 swords. And Peter absolutely made sure he was one of the 2 packin' heat!!!

  • @Phoenixqueen77
    @Phoenixqueen77 7 месяцев назад +150

    Jesus was totally, in his own way, sassy, though. Turning the other cheek was to provide the one who slapped you with the chance to hit you again, so they would be in trouble for overdoing the punishment.

    • @brettgarandza683
      @brettgarandza683 5 месяцев назад +6

      Like, to tempt them to hit you again?

    • @Phoenixqueen77
      @Phoenixqueen77 4 месяца назад +17

      @@brettgarandza683 from my understanding, as a sort of dare to do so.

    • @endeecee1141
      @endeecee1141 4 месяца назад +18

      Never notice that, Jesus literally dared them to hurt him twice 😂

    • @greyngreyer5
      @greyngreyer5 3 месяца назад +8

      @@brettgarandza683 No. To give them a chance to do better. Idk how this is lost on people but oh well, here we are.

    • @anugrahpawar4636
      @anugrahpawar4636 3 месяца назад

      I heard this from a preacher that when you slap someone in ancient times, that is a challenge. But when you turn your other cheek, that is saying you reject the challenge and accept another slap. Your respectful opinions on this?

  • @mcvenne8935
    @mcvenne8935 7 месяцев назад +152

    And then, in Mark, he's just like: "Nope, I'm not with this dude. I would never. Never even spoke to the guy" *feels bad in the corner 😅😆

    • @wiilov
      @wiilov 4 месяца назад +5

      I mean, let's keep in mind who wrote that book.
      And remember that the Disciples weren't all exactly buddy-buddy.

  • @Mansi_Kach
    @Mansi_Kach Год назад +148

    *Fortunate son starts playing* CALL IXII 💀💀💀

  • @kristacarroll710
    @kristacarroll710 10 месяцев назад +103

    I find I identify with the apostle Peter in that he was so 'extra human' . Peter could stick his foot in his mouth and almost arrogantly walk around on the other foot right into trouble. He could be both earnestly bold and boldly ignorant. I think you portrayed Peter well.

    • @transcendentaltommy2747
      @transcendentaltommy2747 3 месяца назад +3

      Those who can be boldly ignorant are often possessing potential to be true souls:)💚🙏

  • @moxygirlhey
    @moxygirlhey 6 месяцев назад +23

    The ixii joke from Hercules makes so much more sense now.

  • @josiahbock2940
    @josiahbock2940 Год назад +66

    😂😂 I immediately send this to my youth pastor

  • @moxygirlhey
    @moxygirlhey 6 месяцев назад +16

    This portrayal is hilarious. Peter is me for my friends, especially before being saved. I would be more mad then they would be after something was done wrong to them 😂

  • @batmaninc2793
    @batmaninc2793 Год назад +53

    "I saw this coming and I'm still not looking forward to it."
    -God, TFS Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

  • @augiemay8677
    @augiemay8677 Год назад +178

    I didn't know you were Christian (though I'd have no context for that) but I'm enjoying these videos you are putting out. I'm seeing more and more revival in Jesus happening, myself included. It's beautiful to see more and more people being bold with their faith and praising him openly for all to see. 🙏💜.

    • @gaudiestivy4297
      @gaudiestivy4297 6 месяцев назад +3

      “Can i get a hell yeah” doesnt sound very Christian to me

    • @DivaDelgado128
      @DivaDelgado128 6 месяцев назад +3

      It's literally from the Rock. Chill out, bro

    • @ajente2o254
      @ajente2o254 4 месяца назад +3

      No need to be Christian to notice that Jesús is a nice role model

    • @SilverLovesJesus
      @SilverLovesJesus Месяц назад

      @@gaudiestivy4297Let me ask you a question: Which is worse: Calling someone a moron (AKA, insulting them) or saying “Damn, I stubbed my toe”

  • @seranonable
    @seranonable Год назад +21

    you know when Fortunate Son starts playing it's about to go down

  • @Righteous_A
    @Righteous_A 10 месяцев назад +58

    "Someone call IXII" 😂😂😂😂

    • @themineguy1234
      @themineguy1234 8 месяцев назад +1

      why call 12?

    • @strawberriesandpeaches9816
      @strawberriesandpeaches9816 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@themineguy123412 is XII

    • @nuetralkitty58
      @nuetralkitty58 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@themineguy1234 IX = 9, i think he meant 911

    • @themineguy1234
      @themineguy1234 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@nuetralkitty58 i didnt see the IX. but still thats not 911. see, because i was bored in class, i wrote down 1 to 2024 with roman numerals and one of them was CMXI or 911. now for 9-1-1, thats IX-I-I

    • @nuetralkitty58
      @nuetralkitty58 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@themineguy1234 Bro he literally said 'call IXII'. Sure, technically the numbers don't add up but still; he definitely meant 911.

  • @CherokeeChief.
    @CherokeeChief. 5 месяцев назад +7

    Bros eyes looked enchanted when he turned into Judas 😂

    • @ThatHelenNuss
      @ThatHelenNuss 5 месяцев назад

      Guyliner does amazing things 🤣

  • @Shellieb013
    @Shellieb013 Год назад +42

    I freaking love your Bible memes, how does this not have more views and likes

  • @laviniasnow4494
    @laviniasnow4494 3 месяца назад +3

    The Italian accent and Peter the Rock had me rolling. 🤣

  • @Xiassen
    @Xiassen Год назад +7

    Here from Upon Friar Review; thank them for the exposure, like I am for having been exposed to you 😁

  • @aliciabell6688
    @aliciabell6688 Год назад +38

    You need to write for "The Chosen" 😂😊

    • @TheHollyJollyLife
      @TheHollyJollyLife Год назад +2

      He could be in it!!! Jalein Abania wanted to be in The Chosen so bad and now she gets to work with Dallas Jenkins and The Chosen in Live Streams and other stuff. She is so cute! I love her content. I was wondering if Read Choi was trying for that too. I figure he either wants to be in The Chosen or play a villain in a psychological thriller. Or both, dude clearly has a wide range!

    • @Megan_NotStevenHeseditor
      @Megan_NotStevenHeseditor 7 месяцев назад +1

      I know Dallas Jenkins, the Director of The Chosen. He is such a great guy! I even played flag football with his son Max. He went to my church Harvest Bible Chapel in Elgin :)

    • @DivaDelgado128
      @DivaDelgado128 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Megan_NotStevenHeseditorcool, I know him through friends when I lived in Aurora. Still have my 630 phone number 😂😂😂

    • @Megan_NotStevenHeseditor
      @Megan_NotStevenHeseditor 6 месяцев назад

      @@DivaDelgado128 Ha thats awesome!

  • @savvy_pineapple2616
    @savvy_pineapple2616 11 месяцев назад +8

    This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a WHILE!!😂😂😂

  • @evap.5121
    @evap.5121 7 месяцев назад +13

    lol he would always call Peter out

  • @kristinakostic2388
    @kristinakostic2388 Месяц назад +1

    What's incredibly funny to me is that the TV in the room with me is just playjng a scene of someone threatening violence with a rock right now as I see this 😂

  • @Insertnamehere-l2m
    @Insertnamehere-l2m 4 месяца назад +2

    “If they strike your cheek, give them the other….PETER!!! 👀”
    Same vibes as:
    “One of you will betray me…*stares intensely at Judas*”

  • @SavBear-025
    @SavBear-025 4 месяца назад +1

    “I’m sorry is someone playing fortunate son?”🤣🤣🤣

  • @tabithalee9514
    @tabithalee9514 9 месяцев назад +3

    I love this video I cried laughing and I think about at different times… and then laugh some more 😂

  • @Tuskthesmooth
    @Tuskthesmooth 3 месяца назад

    Amen!❤

  • @AAAKEVOG
    @AAAKEVOG 5 месяцев назад +3

    0:52 bro turned from rock to stone cold in seconds

  • @bct2308
    @bct2308 13 дней назад

    "Peter when I called you the rock I meant like a cornerstone not Dwayne Johnson!"
    "CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING???"
    😂

  • @caps_lock_
    @caps_lock_ 22 дня назад

    "someone call IXII" KILLED ME 💀💀💀

  • @joaopedrosicupira7814
    @joaopedrosicupira7814 3 месяца назад

    Jesus is king! One true God!

  • @SnehilCopywriting
    @SnehilCopywriting 9 дней назад

    I cant stop watching this

  • @superdupernatural
    @superdupernatural Месяц назад

    “IF YOU TOUCH HIM YOU’LL HAVE TO CATCH THESE HANDS”
    -Peter probably

  • @dutch_asocialite
    @dutch_asocialite 2 месяца назад +1

    To be fair to Peter, he didn't exactly have a second Son of God he could present to the Romans

  • @Popunkwillneverdie
    @Popunkwillneverdie 7 месяцев назад +7

    Jesus k drama .....starring peter

  • @linkholder
    @linkholder 2 месяца назад

    "Wassa meaning of a dis Altair?" Also would love for the blooper being Jesus putting the ear back where it was

  • @-Bella.Rae-
    @-Bella.Rae- 6 месяцев назад +1

    Please make a bloopers compilation! It would be AWESOME

  • @dennie2619
    @dennie2619 6 месяцев назад +1

    Dude……the red horns….lol

  • @Popunkwillneverdie
    @Popunkwillneverdie 7 месяцев назад +1

    Fortunate sun ..... be thankful

  • @PobortzaPl
    @PobortzaPl 6 месяцев назад +1

    Remember kids, "technically" speaking Peter was a knife guy.

  • @J_RayDBL
    @J_RayDBL Месяц назад +1

    Hey, I mean, He was never specific on hitting first

  • @Fenristhegreat
    @Fenristhegreat 6 месяцев назад

    This is brilliant. Well done!

  • @toadbascom4978
    @toadbascom4978 5 месяцев назад +1

    Well, not often that one short gets me to subscribe.

  • @GrumpyCanoe
    @GrumpyCanoe 2 дня назад

    When the quiet disciple gets upset…

  • @NotBabyKai_20
    @NotBabyKai_20 4 месяца назад

    Amen❤

  • @oliviasobsessed
    @oliviasobsessed 2 месяца назад

    Amen 🛐✝️

  • @LivingxRamen
    @LivingxRamen Год назад +1

    This was great😭💫

  • @Ice-e1x
    @Ice-e1x 4 месяца назад +1

    Why did I think it was Jesus when Peter was in jail

  • @GraceKugrena
    @GraceKugrena 7 месяцев назад

    Love these ❤😂

  • @pyrkhatlangtiewsoh1177
    @pyrkhatlangtiewsoh1177 6 месяцев назад

    At first I was like, what's with the accent 🤔 and then it hit me 😅😁

  • @eowynsisterdaughter
    @eowynsisterdaughter 7 месяцев назад +1

    Did you wear contacts for Judas or just make sure the light was really illuminating them? Nice effect!

  • @Pearl393
    @Pearl393 6 месяцев назад

    Someone needs to make a movie parody about jesus and the disciples that goes just like this

  • @TheHollyJollyLife
    @TheHollyJollyLife Год назад +1

    That was hilarious!

  • @danydevito7232
    @danydevito7232 3 месяца назад

    PEEETTTTEEEEEERRRRRRRRR

  • @Hondo_O-C1anka
    @Hondo_O-C1anka 4 месяца назад

    Someone call IXII 😂

  • @SoapCult_ASMR
    @SoapCult_ASMR 2 месяца назад

    IXII😂😂😂😂 fir 911 is legit 🎉

  • @melzsol5109
    @melzsol5109 Месяц назад

    Lmao damm this is sooo funny

  • @esmeralda-yo8sl
    @esmeralda-yo8sl 4 месяца назад

    That was hilarious 😂

  • @priscillajimenez27
    @priscillajimenez27 7 месяцев назад

    Was waiting for living by sword shall die by the sword 😅

  • @IceKingToushiro
    @IceKingToushiro 6 месяцев назад

    I wonder how many "bruh" did Jesus utter and said it in His mind?

  • @batvader6894
    @batvader6894 10 месяцев назад +4

    Btw Jesus didn’t actually call Peter the “rock”. He meant the revelations from God is what the church should be built on.

  • @tmoneystickyrice
    @tmoneystickyrice 6 месяцев назад

    Ok that was pretty good 😂😂😂

  • @sleepnow3053
    @sleepnow3053 3 месяца назад

    😭😭😭😭

  • @tobiallen07
    @tobiallen07 10 месяцев назад

    🔥🔥🔥

  • @ivanquiles4903
    @ivanquiles4903 3 месяца назад

    The romans didn't arrest him, it was the Pharisees but still funny 😂

  • @BillythePastor
    @BillythePastor 6 месяцев назад

    malchus was a servant to the high priest though...

  • @Vandals-m7m
    @Vandals-m7m 2 месяца назад

    Someone call eye x eye eye

  • @patricebarner4675
    @patricebarner4675 Месяц назад

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @youungstunnaa
    @youungstunnaa Месяц назад

    hilarious

  • @christinep5524
    @christinep5524 Год назад

    0:45 hahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahabab

  • @ZanderSabbag
    @ZanderSabbag 3 месяца назад

    My mind is so cooked, I thought the joke was actually gonna be that by “the other cheek” someone would think they are supposed to throw that thang back and make it clap if you know what I mean.
    I do not prefer this version lol

  • @Popunkwillneverdie
    @Popunkwillneverdie 7 месяцев назад

    Papyrus .....scrolls.... it's in the fine print

  • @heatherbowman9450
    @heatherbowman9450 6 месяцев назад +1

    926 likes!💙💚💛💗

  • @ellapaula
    @ellapaula 7 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂 dying

  • @deadeye003
    @deadeye003 6 месяцев назад

    IXII? More like CXII

  • @letgomyeggo8767
    @letgomyeggo8767 Год назад

    😂

  • @neortik7
    @neortik7 6 месяцев назад

    you should have put that Jesus healed the guy after

  • @syc6953
    @syc6953 Год назад

    kkkkk....😂

  • @Popunkwillneverdie
    @Popunkwillneverdie 7 месяцев назад

    Bc ...... before krist

  • @Popunkwillneverdie
    @Popunkwillneverdie 7 месяцев назад

    Lady gaga .... sees judas

  • @RenzBasco-by6pr
    @RenzBasco-by6pr 3 месяца назад

    This feels offending since this is not how the bible went

  • @MysteriousAlien-mo7ie
    @MysteriousAlien-mo7ie 7 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂