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  • Опубликовано: 9 мар 2022
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    Written By Stevie Emerson, Alex Varonos & Wyatt Gallitz
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Комментарии • 685

  • @CDK472
    @CDK472 2 года назад +2168

    For the algo 🔥

    • @CS-ww3bs
      @CS-ww3bs 2 года назад +13

      I'm just glad he finally got a haircut. Why ruin a good thing with a mullet 😂

    • @yungtomorrow4703
      @yungtomorrow4703 2 года назад +8

      Should have said in the end "THAT I'M MOVING YOUR STUFF INTO MY HOUSE"
      That would have been hilarious 🤣.
      No cap fr tbh js.

    • @heyheyhey1128
      @heyheyhey1128 2 года назад +1

      for the algo of the algo

    • @mephistopheles1765
      @mephistopheles1765 2 года назад +3

      The ending put me in the grave💀💀

    • @uabir8338
      @uabir8338 2 года назад

      This video was actually cringing

  • @jim6070
    @jim6070 2 года назад +3525

    It’s a sad day when you can’t steal without getting sexually evaluated.

    • @hokage64th
      @hokage64th 2 года назад +5

      But when it happens the other way around and youre basically labled as a misogynistic domestic terrorist

    • @auxywtf
      @auxywtf Год назад +16

      Lmfao

    • @Seetiyan
      @Seetiyan Год назад +32

      She blatantly objectified him!

    • @joeanthony4903
      @joeanthony4903 Год назад +8

      That happens to a lot of us. I mean them.

    • @Chris_Sheridan
      @Chris_Sheridan 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@joeanthony4903 .. so you got caught too!
      Same here ..

  • @sternritternovad
    @sternritternovad 2 года назад +3094

    "Not taking him home to mom" and "could've fooled me" are soul crushing descriptions.

  • @judahweesner2651
    @judahweesner2651 2 года назад +1482

    I love how the waiter gave absolutely zero fucks about some lady getting her purse stolen right in front of him

    • @lanceknuth5300
      @lanceknuth5300 2 года назад +14

      He's not getting paid enough to deal with sexually frustrated manlets.

    • @jorgebarriosmur
      @jorgebarriosmur 2 года назад +70

      @@lanceknuth5300 Indeed, in a lot of buissness, workers have specific instructions to avoid intervention or to opose such actions using force. Normaly you are said: "Stay calm, give them the money, call the police when they leave, contact the legal asistance or security department of our buissnes"
      This is of course, as long as nobodys live or health is in danger.....
      Aditionally, of course, they do not get paid enough to deal with this BS....... ;)

    • @ajscott9528
      @ajscott9528 2 года назад +56

      He is a waiter, not a cop 🤣

    • @PlatinumHustle
      @PlatinumHustle 2 года назад +18

      Super chad red pill bro

    • @prakashagarwal2052
      @prakashagarwal2052 2 года назад +8

      "woman" not lady..... there's a difference.

  • @josephmosser5203
    @josephmosser5203 2 года назад +3438

    Pure gold. Had me hoping against all hope the ending wouldn't be what it was, but I guess it had to be lol

  • @LawofCinema
    @LawofCinema 2 года назад +964

    These skits are like regular show. They start with a simple, comical premise and then take it to absurd extremes 😂

    • @LilXancheX
      @LilXancheX Год назад +8

      Ey, I love regular show!

  • @levondobadzhyan
    @levondobadzhyan 2 года назад +427

    "tense little guy" hahahah

  • @LostInReverence
    @LostInReverence 2 года назад +210

    "Honestly…he seemed like he was sexually frustrated"
    "No!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @IronMan-jj2fd
    @IronMan-jj2fd 2 года назад +1511

    Stevie always gets in trouble with his 5'9" height 😂.
    I'm 5'9" too!

    • @user-wf3oc6wy2b
      @user-wf3oc6wy2b 2 года назад +21

      That's my favorite running joke. :)

    • @elaiswaifu5459
      @elaiswaifu5459 2 года назад +105

      It’s a weird joke because 5’9 ain’t even short…that’s like 5’7 and below lol
      My friend is 5’9.5 and he honestly looks fine, never strikes me as a short guy(despite me being 6’3 I still don’t see him as short) and people never refer to him as that…just medium sized is what people refer to him as

    • @vikorbracho
      @vikorbracho 2 года назад +48

      @@elaiswaifu5459yeah chicks tend to like their 5'9" friends

    • @elaiswaifu5459
      @elaiswaifu5459 2 года назад +40

      @@vikorbracho No joke he does actually get laid a lot, well to be fair he is very good looking and has a very aesthetic physique…also he has a nice voice and a very good lovable personality, very great guy tbh.
      those factors help him a lot for sure in dating.

    • @commondirtbagz7130
      @commondirtbagz7130 2 года назад +13

      @@elaiswaifu5459 I feel like 5’9 is the cutoff to look average imo. But I’m definitely biased lol.

  • @likeicare300
    @likeicare300 2 года назад +645

    She's really good actress, would love to see more of her!

    • @kim.senser
      @kim.senser 2 года назад +53

      Thank you!! :)

    • @danielwalters6739
      @danielwalters6739 2 года назад +4

      Tatianna 😜

    • @youtubesucks2755
      @youtubesucks2755 2 года назад +14

      She's just hot, you liar.

    • @cend2362
      @cend2362 2 года назад +6

      her in disbelief acting sold it for me

    • @jondrake1977
      @jondrake1977 2 года назад +12

      @@kim.senser keep up the great work. Your lines ripping Stevie's character made me laugh haha.

  • @DanishCamp
    @DanishCamp 2 года назад +485

    Girls suddenly being crazy about the dickhead when he became an inmate is what makes this whole sketch seem so authentic lol

    • @vivek27789
      @vivek27789 2 года назад +36

      True.. Very True...My fiancee's cousin is getting married with a woman who was formerly his parole officer. 🤦

    • @Gaze73
      @Gaze73 2 года назад

      Women would rather date mass murderers than average joes.

    • @MichaelGiordano777
      @MichaelGiordano777 2 года назад +17

      @@vivek27789 That should be a fun wedding! 😁

    • @davidfreeman3083
      @davidfreeman3083 2 года назад

      @@vivek27789 Stockholm syndrome

    • @alessbritish228
      @alessbritish228 Год назад +6

      @@vivek27789 wat

  • @tanrosartscience8346
    @tanrosartscience8346 2 года назад +55

    "It was more of a decision to be cheap" 😂😂😂

  • @hareeshkonduru
    @hareeshkonduru 2 года назад +84

    She asked for table for two. Second person didn't showed up at all.

  • @thatrandomguy.200
    @thatrandomguy.200 Год назад +44

    Stevie: jokes about how he's 5'9" and short as fuck
    Me: is 5'6" 😭

  • @MrCoolguy1632
    @MrCoolguy1632 2 года назад +186

    I legit have to say that with the amount of comedy and the dialogue they are able to put out with this kind of comedic gold, I have zero doubt that the movie will be an absolute banger or dar I say, slapper. After watching this skit, I can definitely see myself watching an entire 90 minute comedy worth of this content.

  • @kessel6009
    @kessel6009 2 года назад +49

    I love the way he stands there looking at them after saying “He’s pretty handsome” lol made me burst out laughing

  • @simpliside
    @simpliside 2 года назад +60

    Got me there at the end Jack. That melancholic tone just about the time she finds love... Then Jack steals...😁😂😂

  • @0fflineish
    @0fflineish 2 года назад +64

    Top notch video man! You and everyone in it totally killed it! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @bradallenfilms
    @bradallenfilms 2 года назад +62

    The ending has me geeking out. Stevie and the crew are an inspiration.

  • @Xiams
    @Xiams 2 года назад +60

    He looked like he was only 5'8" or so...

    • @elaiswaifu5459
      @elaiswaifu5459 2 года назад +7

      Yeah I think Stevie is more like 5’8 instead of 5’9… I mean they said 5’9 on a good day which implies he’s under 5’9 by a lil bit.
      A solid 5’9 guy who never dips under that mark usually gets described as 5’10-5’11

    • @IronMan-jj2fd
      @IronMan-jj2fd 2 года назад +1

      @@elaiswaifu5459 True !

    • @Xiams
      @Xiams 2 года назад

      @@elaiswaifu5459 Haha, exactly! During high tide, when the gravitational forces are lowered a solid 5'9 guy can hit almost 6' 🤣

  • @brightershine6169
    @brightershine6169 2 года назад +50

    This just gets more n more creative 😂

  • @tremackin
    @tremackin 2 года назад +31

    I thought when she said she was going to drop all charges and that she wanted to be with him that he was going to suck his teeth with a heavy breath and tell her she's not his type because she's a 5 lol

    • @jokerpilled2535
      @jokerpilled2535 2 года назад

      Sweet revenge

    • @newlegend2402
      @newlegend2402 2 года назад

      I mean if you're drunk enough maybe an 8.5. And as I recall she had this tight dress on which was super sophisticated

  • @vandasaragosa3379
    @vandasaragosa3379 2 года назад +53

    Unbelievable ending 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tonu5393
    @tonu5393 2 года назад +39

    Might be one of your best vids honestly, very original and a hilarious premise

  • @mindofigor
    @mindofigor 2 года назад +22

    She's so needy. Can't a guy steal her things in peace

  • @2Sor2Fig
    @2Sor2Fig 2 года назад +15

    Steve and Alex just feels right on screen, every time.

  • @andrewcovington6191
    @andrewcovington6191 2 года назад +7

    The quality and comedy of these videos just gets better and better every time

  • @DonnieDin
    @DonnieDin 2 года назад +82

    Great guy though. He’s obviously staying with her post jail time because he’s getting his act together. Absolutely no red flags here.

  • @legacygaminginc.
    @legacygaminginc. 2 года назад +32

    Loved this lol
    The ending had me dead.

  • @jacksonjanis5460
    @jacksonjanis5460 2 года назад +17

    This gotta be your weirdest skit ever, but it’s awesome! I love it!

  • @roccogeisz5694
    @roccogeisz5694 2 года назад +68

    can we talk about the production quality these guys have? been watching since DWMJ and i can tell these guys have a fucking passion for making videos

  • @scottloy89
    @scottloy89 2 года назад +5

    "Tense little guy..." 🤣

  • @rohan10D
    @rohan10D 2 года назад +11

    You're too good for RUclips my guy. thanks for weekly dose of entertainment

  • @sheolcodemonkey4027
    @sheolcodemonkey4027 Год назад +13

    How does she not realise how romantic it is for him to recreate the way they met?

  • @j.collett2364
    @j.collett2364 2 года назад +9

    We need a feature length version!

  • @kloudpheonix3615
    @kloudpheonix3615 2 года назад +3

    Sheesh! The ending was gold, love this RUclips channel

  • @rachellumpkins8547
    @rachellumpkins8547 2 года назад +10

    Y’all really did it this time. This is your greatest one by far. Bravo

  • @l.s7785
    @l.s7785 2 года назад +4

    The smile when he's caught😂😂😂

  • @subreme8610
    @subreme8610 2 года назад +12

    You really outdid yourselves with this one 😂 #ForTheAlgo

  • @jonathanrequena4361
    @jonathanrequena4361 2 года назад +16

    Damn bro haven't seen it yet waiting on the premiere but I'm sure that shit fire like always, keel on with it well support ya

  • @rsrs6959
    @rsrs6959 2 года назад +24

    I would love to watch you guys on the big screen in theater, you are awesome. Keep up the great work. 👍👍

  • @soroushtorabi98
    @soroushtorabi98 Год назад +1

    The I love you at the end lmao

  • @timnicodemus8651
    @timnicodemus8651 2 года назад +5

    "Waiting 3 months to.... 15 months" lolololol

  • @MrTPF1
    @MrTPF1 2 года назад +117

    Hilarious! Always nice to see Kim in these skits.

  • @sylar747
    @sylar747 2 года назад +2

    Lmao!!! i don't even know where to start on why this had me dying.

  • @fastfix8678
    @fastfix8678 2 года назад +5

    'i love you ' might save from everything.

  • @samiulislam3868
    @samiulislam3868 2 года назад +14

    man you are one of the most talented skit writer. why your videos don't get more views i don't know. but we appreciate it brother

  • @wzt9376
    @wzt9376 2 года назад

    For real netflix should contact you to make a show I mean you guys are gold !

  • @Benjamin_idkidc
    @Benjamin_idkidc 2 года назад +4

    Prefect as always 👌💯

  • @carlgutwein3038
    @carlgutwein3038 2 года назад

    Always love the new vids

  • @sdzyde7482
    @sdzyde7482 2 года назад +1

    The whistle interruption killed me and revived me.

  • @entertainme202
    @entertainme202 2 года назад

    with that ending bro this totally deserves a new subscriber lmao

  • @thieflack7132
    @thieflack7132 2 года назад +5

    Lmao the ending killed me

  • @deboharris789
    @deboharris789 Год назад

    😂😂😂😂 how come I just stumbled across this channel . It’s GOLDEN 💯

  • @sameerkashyap1146
    @sameerkashyap1146 2 года назад +4

    Man your content is addictive 💥🔥👍

  • @keebswrld17
    @keebswrld17 Год назад +4

    It was lowkey sad then the "JAAAACK UH" made me burst out laughing 🤣

  • @Sisyphean1
    @Sisyphean1 Год назад +1

    Bro I’ve scene several of your videos, they kill me but this one was brilliant. Couldn’t stop laughing

  • @abdulrahmanbabah356
    @abdulrahmanbabah356 2 года назад +1

    The twist tho🤣🤣

  • @siegfriedo
    @siegfriedo 2 года назад +5

    That ending cracked me up. 😀😀😀😀

  • @markb3721
    @markb3721 2 года назад +3

    One of your best yet 👍👍💪💪

  • @kim.senser
    @kim.senser 2 года назад +7

    JACK!!!! 😩❤️😂 I love making comedy soap operas with you. Xoxo

  • @dddddddddddddd70
    @dddddddddddddd70 2 года назад +1

    One of my favorites so far!!!

  • @laonephasele4759
    @laonephasele4759 Год назад

    That brief moment of silence when stevie had me dead🤣😂

  • @robinhood9432
    @robinhood9432 Год назад

    I love the last part with plant 🪴 in his hand lol

  • @goblinsarereal4954
    @goblinsarereal4954 2 года назад

    When he looked at his notes and made a face it transported me 😭

  • @amamamamammamamamam
    @amamamamammamamamam 2 года назад +8

    Consistently the best endings every time

  • @DisorderVapes
    @DisorderVapes 2 года назад +1

    The ending 😂 😂

  • @thekingofafrica6720
    @thekingofafrica6720 2 года назад +1

    By far the best episode!!! Cracks me up each time lol...

  • @EnnioEvo
    @EnnioEvo 2 года назад +1

    this is pure gold

  • @nicbell8090
    @nicbell8090 2 года назад +6

    I thought she was gonna take him home to his mom and she’s be like, ew lol

  • @stephen4763
    @stephen4763 Год назад

    Legend. Good stuff Stevie.

  • @muhamadkenzo7433
    @muhamadkenzo7433 2 года назад +6

    More crying,sentimental, and dramatic scene please!

  • @Newgrist
    @Newgrist 2 года назад +19

    Kim Senser should get more acclaim. She has talent in this genre that deserves recognition.

  • @DaveSpen
    @DaveSpen 2 года назад +5

    damn you guys got me twice with this one!
    very spicy!

  • @michelleb7464
    @michelleb7464 Год назад +1

    The pose when he said "actually he's pretty handsome"

  • @Bob-et3vc
    @Bob-et3vc 2 года назад +6

    He was upgrading the ram on her laptop, watering the plant and refinancing her spare change. He wanted to surprise her...

  • @Cellardoorkidd
    @Cellardoorkidd 2 года назад

    This was great, I love your channel but this was particularly good

  • @Clare.1985
    @Clare.1985 Год назад

    Hahahaha! " I love you" as he's casually walking out with an iMac and fake tree. 😅😂

  • @dontbestupid6664
    @dontbestupid6664 2 года назад +56

    I think we should give homeless people hipster outfits and business attire so homeless people wont be so sad to look at.

  • @FilipG-hy3sx
    @FilipG-hy3sx 2 года назад +1

    funny premise and didnt expect the follow up

  • @The_Zibbs_Inc
    @The_Zibbs_Inc Год назад

    Jack.!!!😭😂

  • @jeffyboyreloaded
    @jeffyboyreloaded 2 года назад

    perfect start to a friday

  • @xGvPTVx
    @xGvPTVx 2 года назад +1

    "What are you doing with all my stuff?" XD literally carrying all of her stuff

  •  2 года назад +1

    This is amazing!

  • @dah_veed10s
    @dah_veed10s Год назад +1

    “He was hot.” Dying here 😂😂

  • @lawrencebonda3892
    @lawrencebonda3892 2 года назад +3

    Hahaha probably my favorite video from this channel! So funny lol 🤣

  • @joshuakirema4050
    @joshuakirema4050 Год назад +6

    you can twist any situation and make it extremely funny😂😂😂

  • @pokiest1
    @pokiest1 Год назад

    When he said "NO!" LOL

  • @amang333
    @amang333 2 года назад +1

    Holyyyy this was so good

  • @raikzelbondesto2205
    @raikzelbondesto2205 Год назад

    Hot damn the "NO 🥲" at 2:32 😭🤣

  • @yashrajsingh6537
    @yashrajsingh6537 2 года назад

    Great video man

  • @angry408w7
    @angry408w7 2 года назад

    this is the best one yet

  • @jiujiu
    @jiujiu 11 месяцев назад +1

    “He seemed sexually frustrated.” “NO!”

  • @oneandonlyjark
    @oneandonlyjark 11 месяцев назад

    "gotten action" is crazy talk

  • @kudzijamesrusike
    @kudzijamesrusike 2 года назад +2

    "How tall are you?"😂😂😂

  • @normcook9335
    @normcook9335 Год назад

    Don't write that down. lolol

  • @crisen_
    @crisen_ 2 года назад

    That escalated to something else ...

  • @chillyhotspice8052
    @chillyhotspice8052 2 года назад +2

    Now this was a SLAPPER 😂

  • @Angel-xk5xv
    @Angel-xk5xv Год назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 just subscribed , thank you for the laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭

  • @JesusAlvarado-oq8bj
    @JesusAlvarado-oq8bj 2 года назад

    This touched me to the core 🥲