Reminds me of the Tim Vine joke - a man turns up at Buckingham Palace and says "I'm here to cut the King's hair" The guard asks "Have you got a permit?" "No" says the man, "I've just got to take a bit off the back and sides!"
What an embarrassment, this is what you get when you pay peanuts and supply inadequate training. "Have you got a permit?"…..for goodness sake. Ironic that you brought out Kermit in the presence of such muppetry. Nice one DJ.
11:55 Actually. Even if the employees were off site they would not be allowed by their contract of employment to divulge anything related to their work. Not even pictures taken from 1/2 a mile away. The location doesn't matter, the content does, and the contract is what controls it. No contract, no control.
The Red helicopter is midlands air ambulance possibly popped in for duel the yellow and gray one is Warwickshire and Northampton air ambulance that’s based at Coventry airport
Hey there DJ , what’s the chance of obtaining a keyring for a fan (me!), in Australia? I’d be happy to cover postage etc. love your work, mate All the best - Mick.
I will post a keyring worldwide. All you need to do is get the 1st, 2nd or 3rd comment of the daily video. Get 3 replies from me and you get a keyring 👍
Hey, I see a sign that says "CCTV in operation" and a sign that says "No photography allowed on site". They are therefore violating their own rule. Everyone is fired!
At least the 2 mwn that turned up, had a bit of sense about them. And were willing to give their name..kermit never fails, and many catch on to the joke.
I have watched alot of your videos and I must say just those two guys were the most well informed and well mannered security emplyyees that I have seen. Praise where it is due everyone. If all the people DJ encountered were as cool as this there would be no need for auditors!
DJ…. A few years ago, Land Rover and Jaguar were owned by Ford. Fords SVO is their racing division which they formed in 1980 to oversee all motorsports operations, performance parts distribution and their racing programs. In 2015, SVO ownership was moved to Jaguar Land Rover and they’ve used it to create high performance versions of their vehicles. Just an FYI!!
First to keyring 🎉 thanks 🙏
Nice one mate! Comment Pinned to let others know it has been found. 👍🐸🙌
Luck bugger! No matter how hard I try I'll never be able to fly in from Tasmania and get to the keyring first 🤣.
@@philcollinson328 the Tasmanian Devil 👿😈 haha we will get you one beep beep
God bless mate .. @@DJAUDITS
Have you really got it, or is it your way of assuring you can collect it later? 😅😅😅😅
DJ in the thumbnail holding Kermit out like that to security …. A high level strategy 😅😅
Kermit is not the only muppet on this video lol
Permit the Wog
@@Adam_OutdoorsAs a 60s kid all I thought was Robinson Jam !😁Golly Wogs live on forever ! 🙂👍🇬🇧
@@greg5639 same here 🐸
Lots of Muppets in DJ's videos 😂
@Peter-uy3ti what's a wog? A wump of wood ! 😂🤣😂🤣 Oh the 70s jokes , hey me duck . Bring back the harmless joke days . 😁
You need to put a curly wig on Kermit then you have a permit😅
That is brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌🙌
Borrow miss piggys 😂
Sunday. Holy frog sh...pawn that's funny.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg!!!!!!!!
🤣
The two lads that came out were great, the guy inside the booth is uneducated on public photography lol
Kermit the Permit makes another appearance.
We still need that Dj & Reggie link up with Sooty, Zippy and Kermit 😁
His finger was suffering with the "not allowed" wiggle syndrome !
🤣🤣🙌
Waggled his finger and did not show his passport and immigration papers to prove he is allowed to be here .
Reminds me of the Tim Vine joke - a man turns up at Buckingham Palace and says "I'm here to cut the King's hair" The guard asks "Have you got a permit?" "No" says the man, "I've just got to take a bit off the back and sides!"
The Kermit gag never gets old. 🐸
Unless you've got a KERMIT, it's NOT ALLOWED.
Oh you have got a kermit, carry on 😁
What an embarrassment, this is what you get when you pay peanuts and supply inadequate training. "Have you got a permit?"…..for goodness sake. Ironic that you brought out Kermit in the presence of such muppetry. Nice one DJ.
11:55 Actually. Even if the employees were off site they would not be allowed by their contract of employment to divulge anything related to their work. Not even pictures taken from 1/2 a mile away. The location doesn't matter, the content does, and the contract is what controls it. No contract, no control.
yeah but the cars are still crap 🤣🤣
The Red helicopter is midlands air ambulance possibly popped in for duel the yellow and gray one is Warwickshire and Northampton air ambulance that’s based at Coventry airport
How you kept a straight face when you pulled Kermit out 😂 love that .
😂😂😂😂😂 probably the best joke on the internet
God security are really stupid 😂
I can’t stop laughing when you show them Kermit everytime 😂
Hey there DJ , what’s the chance of obtaining a keyring for a fan (me!), in Australia?
I’d be happy to cover postage etc.
love your work, mate
All the best - Mick.
I will post a keyring worldwide. All you need to do is get the 1st, 2nd or 3rd comment of the daily video. Get 3 replies from me and you get a keyring 👍
Kermit not allowed😂....someone's gonna get butt hurt 😅😅
got to love the kermit ones and the two lads that came out were great guys
Why do you delete the comments saying you're an antagonist
Waggle finger has not shown his passport and immigration papers to prove he is allowed to be here .
The Kermit 🐸 never gets old 😂😂. Security doesn’t understand their rules only apply to the people on their property.
Yes DJ love your videos really help my mental health
_"getting your gatehouse cleaned"_
I don't want to know what that's a euphemism for.
Kermit the frooooooooog!!!
Lol love it when they ask for kermit always makes me laugh 😂😂😂😂
Aw, be careful crushing Kermit.
Kermit 😂😂😂
Your permit is priceless!😂😂
Kermits back 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Everyone loves Kermit 💯 .. but DJ doing the Voice 😂😂is even more Epic 💫!!!
4:44 if he would have waved that finger a bit harder it would have flewn off!
That Kermit is classic and cracked me up 😆
Your Kermit will have to get an onlyfans account 🤑🐸🩲everyone’s desperate to see him 😆
I think every security firm should retrain there guards so they know about filming in public
You should introduce Kermit to some of the fat "Miss Piggies " You meet on your travels 😂
Q: what's green and smells like pork?
A: Kermit's finger
Hey, I see a sign that says "CCTV in operation" and a sign that says "No photography allowed on site". They are therefore violating their own rule. Everyone is fired!
😂👌🏼
He got toad
The Permit (Kermit) always gets me!!🐸😂😂
Your Kermit love it haha. ❤❤❤ have a great day d j.
i think "kermit WITHOUT his permit" was the silent star of this vid................. 😃😃😃😃
Kermit haha pmsl !
Johnny says “Not Allowed”
“Yappa?” Yeah I’m happy 😆
10:46
DJ: "Y 'appy?"
Security: "Huh?"
DJ" "Y 'appy?"
Security: "Yapper?"
DJ: "No, are you happy?" 🤣
Love the kermit joke lol
Who said "Its a puppet!" ?
The Bantu advisory service is getting out of hand.
😂😂😂
At least the 2 mwn that turned up, had a bit of sense about them. And were willing to give their name..kermit never fails, and many catch on to the joke.
That's a knickknack, Patty Wack. Give that frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.
Nicknack paddywack leave the wog alone 🤣🤣👊🏴
You and AB are the best!
Kermitting crimes again DJ?😉
I have watched alot of your videos and I must say just those two guys were the most well informed and well mannered security emplyyees that I have seen. Praise where it is due everyone. If all the people DJ encountered were as cool as this there would be no need for auditors!
There is no need for frauditors anyway.
@@656bandit⬅️ not allowed guy 😂
"No unauthorised photography on site". How can that be misunderstood?
That kermit kills me 😅😅
You could ask them if they want a air speed permit or a photon capture permit?.
Always carry bananas.
DJ…. A few years ago, Land Rover and Jaguar were owned by Ford. Fords SVO is their racing division which they formed in 1980 to oversee all motorsports operations, performance parts distribution and their racing programs. In 2015, SVO ownership was moved to Jaguar Land Rover and they’ve used it to create high performance versions of their vehicles. Just an FYI!!
A breath of fresh air !!! and switched on couple of guys.
Why is security always so unprofessional...
Er, mainly because they're stupid.
Mainly because they're stupid puppet's
Probably because they’re paid peanuts, to reflect the size of their brains 🥜
you should print out your own permit to film...
Good afternoon again, DJ 👍
Hi DJ great video and I loved Kermit the permit very amusing 14:04
Kermit meets another muppet!!
Wow today we met Kermit the cookie monster and Statler and Waldorf 😂😂 proper puppet show
That one cracked me up when you brought out Kermit lol Do you have any British born security in the UK??
"Kermit" - lol. I like it.
Nice 👍 to see Kermit making a rare entrance 😜😁😂
Kermit gets me everytime, we all need to think of more props he can use 🤔
Hahaha kermit!! Long time supporter and viewer 💜🤗🕺
this is the place where they fit bullet proof glass and machine guns
The Kermit ! 😂 I love to see it 😂
Surely you need a _special_ Kermit to record the special people on the special site?
Not allowed!
But, I have a Kermit 😂
We might as well be frogs 🐸…….🥴 boiled not fried 🤪
Like 👍
The Kermit gag never gets old!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🐸🐸🐸
My daughter works for Jaguar x
🤣🤣🤣
I don't have a Kermit, so NOT ALLOWED 😂
hahahahahahhahaha
I love the Kermit gag.
Love the kerrrmmiiiittttt🎉🎉
That Kermit Gag never gets old. lol
Why did I you upload this video again I have seen it before.
the first rule of DJ audits.........never ask for a permit :)
The man walked over with what is known as ten to two feet
😂 brilliant
Are you filming 😂
Land Rover and Jaguar are owned by TATA, a company based in India. Both brands are notorious money pits!
lol Kermit’s back 😂❤😂
I love it when Muppets make a triumphant return to the spotlight.
Lmao 😂😂😂😂 kermit lmao 🤣 😂
Permit carmit 😂😂😂 that got me that bit an I think there the first guys I've seen that haven't kicked off
I love the Kermit😂😂
Kermit's back 🙌 🎉😂
Kermit is back
Yep, he's black, I mean green 😂
He didn’t see the funny side of kirmet haha
Does anyone have an English accent in the UK?
DJ Audits !
No... most people have an accent depending on where you live!
@@roncartwright958 native UK