Jerma and Star Cannot Shut Up

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  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2024

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  • @chalachouchou
    @chalachouchou 3 года назад +5387

    I swear to God the whole thing just feels like American Psycho scene where nobody actually listens to each other

    • @SnakeBum
      @SnakeBum 3 года назад +514

      He even has his hair slicked back and everything holy shit.

    • @joe____
      @joe____ 3 года назад +496

      There's probably a ton of new watchers that come to one of these streams and walk away thinking that Jerma and Star just fucking hate each other

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 3 года назад +146

      @@joe____ as someone who has watched him for a whole 3 years, they dont?

    • @scladoffle2472
      @scladoffle2472 3 года назад +217

      @@alphalax7747 They're the definition of a love hate relationship, they both seem to love and hate each other at the same time. 'Jerma is mad' was some of the best content ever back in the day.

    • @benweaver9151
      @benweaver9151 3 года назад +183

      Let’s see Ster’s business card…

  • @RolandTheJabberwocky
    @RolandTheJabberwocky 3 года назад +3915

    Jerma and Star have this fucking inhuman chemistry that results in both deep frustration and the funniest shit ever.

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl 3 года назад +3101

    the Pog lizardmeter was the funniest thing. Imagine your trailer, which you worked so hard on, being ruined by a pog meter appearing, getting filled a quarter of the way, then disappearing. Hilarious.

    • @FreedomPuppy
      @FreedomPuppy 3 года назад +183

      The thought of this is so funny to me for some reason.

    • @nohs8776
      @nohs8776 3 года назад +420

      imagining this but instead of poglizard it's residentsleeper

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 3 года назад +10

      Jerma said that

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 3 года назад +87

      @@nohs8776 now THAT would be fucking hysterical

    • @chuckbatmangaming
      @chuckbatmangaming 3 года назад +190

      When I was watchimg someone restream the Ubisoft conference it literally showed up right as the Far Cry 6 bad guy was telling his goons to execute an entire room of refugees or something it was so funny

  • @ZionSype
    @ZionSype 3 года назад +1592

    Ster: "A guy in my chat is saying 160's perfectly normal weight. Are you always down on yourself?"
    Jerma: "IF YOU HAVE DRESS SHOES ON YOU GET A LITTLE TALLER-"

    • @heyitsmort7744
      @heyitsmort7744 3 года назад +174

      That was such a heartening moment. Ster would be an awful therapist but also the best therapist.

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 3 года назад +27

      Wtf does that have to do with anything lmao. Poor jerma, bullying is a horrible thing.

    • @G-Mastah-Fash
      @G-Mastah-Fash 3 года назад +60

      @@heyitsmort7744 He'd be like the therapist from Silent Hill Shattered Memories that just drinks and insults you constantly.

    • @justdrop
      @justdrop Год назад +13

      It's two Alexas having a conversation

  • @razzledazzle1683
    @razzledazzle1683 3 года назад +1616

    Sters insane cynicism combined with Jermas complete neurotic behavior is a match made in heaven

    • @pingdotlin
      @pingdotlin 2 года назад +117

      they bring the worst out of each other it's so good

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy 2 года назад +36

      match made in hell i think you mean
      as it should be

    • @bossman-jk9tl
      @bossman-jk9tl Год назад +13

      They COMPLETE each other to create the perfect e clown…

    • @snarkycommenthere9027
      @snarkycommenthere9027 10 месяцев назад +2

      a deville and a angle... a match made in hell....

  • @dreziv
    @dreziv 3 года назад +958

    continuing Jerma's never-ending cycle of pretending to give a shit about games conferences until the very moment a trailer is actually on-screen, and then yelling at himself to stop talking over the trailers, only this time, Star is here to create auto-fellatio panic

    • @TeddyPicker191
      @TeddyPicker191 3 года назад +76

      Auto-fellatio panic.
      Never heard those words together before.

    • @gibustheinfamous
      @gibustheinfamous 3 года назад +30

      I know what autofellatio means but wtf does it mean in this context
      EDIT: I figured it out

    • @TheCovenantKiller
      @TheCovenantKiller 3 года назад +45

      auto-fellatio panic is my favourite anime

  • @bidgeon1423
    @bidgeon1423 3 года назад +523

    When called an influencer, Jerma says "I don't like that word, we're e-clowns." That is the greatest quote of any modern internet personality. God bless this man.

  • @Thinzy
    @Thinzy 3 года назад +2680

    He's always fresh out of the shower for these
    You can literally see his hair dry throughout the video

    • @RunnJake
      @RunnJake 3 года назад +302

      I imagine he'll go days and days without showering considering he leaves alone, wearing no clothes because he has no windows, and then he finally showers when he looks at his bank account and realizes he needs to do a stream or two and looks immaculate

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 3 года назад +57

      It’s a fucking 40 minute video. Damn. The exact time you’d expect hair to dry.

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 года назад +25

      @@RunnJake I mean yeah that’s how I’d do it

    • @blackshirts_and_breads
      @blackshirts_and_breads 3 года назад +62

      @@RunnJake
      the GRIND lifestyle

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 3 года назад +53

      @@RunnJake PSYCHO streamer only showers once a week

  • @STINKY1790
    @STINKY1790 3 года назад +967

    I want everyone to know if they thought listening to these 2 stooges argue for 43 minutes was excessive, just remember that this stream was literally 3 and a half hours and they were at odds the entire fucking time

    • @myawsomebox
      @myawsomebox 3 года назад +193

      Why would anyone think this is excessive? This is literally the only way I’d ever want to watch an E3 or any other Video Game conference.

    • @TF_Tony
      @TF_Tony 3 года назад +155

      This is literally their chemistry since they fucking started doing shit together in TF2. This is all I'm here for.

    • @williambyrd6665
      @williambyrd6665 3 года назад +23

      People still get hyped over video game trailers? This just reminds me of movie trailers - they all follow the same shit recipe.

    • @aila6814
      @aila6814 3 года назад +16

      they always argue, its what makes them a good pair. because they never agree. its hilarious.

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 3 года назад +11

      @@williambyrd6665 True, Jerma and Ster's back and forth arguments made things a lot more enjoyable even tho 90% of what they're talking about had anything to do with the trailers they're watching

  • @k4rz43
    @k4rz43 3 года назад +764

    Can't believe they talked during the trailer of Reload Gun 6! 😡

    • @homesquared
      @homesquared 3 года назад +62

      Can't believe they talked before AND after the trailer of Reload Gun 6! 😎

    • @LanHikari
      @LanHikari 3 года назад +64

      Is this the STREAMER that TALKED ON STREAM?

    • @blueberrycurrents
      @blueberrycurrents 3 года назад +17

      Yeah and they also talked over boring rouge like game #76368 😡

    • @LieseFury
      @LieseFury 3 года назад +9

      @@blueberrycurrents hades is literally the only good roguelite, don't listen to ster's nonsense
      not only *can* you reach and beat the final boss of hades with no upgrades, you literally can't fight the final boss on your first run in isaac.

    • @blueberrycurrents
      @blueberrycurrents 3 года назад +6

      @@LieseFury yeah I only play noita and Isaac

  • @JoNarDLoLz
    @JoNarDLoLz 3 года назад +186

    Why Jerma would be a cool boss:
    -He has a cup that reflects his mood on how much coffee he has consumed
    -???

  • @TheMisanthropistTM
    @TheMisanthropistTM 3 года назад +906

    Typical of star and jerma, they're like an old married couple and can't stop talking while the trailers appear

    • @billiamcaprisun428
      @billiamcaprisun428 3 года назад +84

      they're going senile in their 30s

    • @bibby659
      @bibby659 3 года назад +53

      Its like old people complaining about a commercial that came on 2 hours ago.

  • @BudBonkerson
    @BudBonkerson 3 года назад +519

    These two are just in constant conflict

    • @FSousA7X
      @FSousA7X 3 года назад +42

      Like a married couple

    • @williamlandis1134
      @williamlandis1134 3 года назад +48

      It’s about two struggling forces

    • @RedRocky54
      @RedRocky54 3 года назад +7

      Wait they're gonna be in the next Ubisoft game? Sweet!

  • @MadelineSawyer
    @MadelineSawyer 3 года назад +135

    I still can't get over 'you're 6 feet on a good day', as if star's height fluctuates between 6'0 and 6'2

  • @clarkweesnaw6471
    @clarkweesnaw6471 3 года назад +359

    Jerma is the evil lackey talking to ster, the mastermind villain on the supercomputer talking about how he won’t fail him again.

    • @leemsvg
      @leemsvg 3 года назад +3

      Jerma is 8Head megamind genius but everyone thinks he is a pepega schizo LUL

    • @kR-qj7rw
      @kR-qj7rw 3 года назад +23

      @@leemsvg jerma is the fucking fish in megamind, same size and all, he just needs the gorila body

    • @tokiWren
      @tokiWren 3 года назад +6

      @@leemsvg jesse what the fuck are you talking about

  • @jopomeister
    @jopomeister 3 года назад +117

    ster is my favourite heel character. This whole video has the same feeling you get as a kid when you try to shove the wrong sides of magnets together, including the inevitable moment where one of them pings away and ruins your new HD plasma television

  • @DestructionOfRome
    @DestructionOfRome 3 года назад +364

    That whole flexibility conversation and ster’s dry absurd humor is one of the greatest highlights of this channel

    • @Wabajak13
      @Wabajak13 3 года назад +55

      I love that jerma doesn't understand that yoga exists

    • @kR-qj7rw
      @kR-qj7rw 3 года назад +16

      @@Wabajak13 when haveyou seen a dwarf do yoga?

  • @lmycinius5783
    @lmycinius5783 3 года назад +1372

    Every conversation in this stream pretty much went along the lines of,
    Jerma: "Hey wait a second, this game looks pretty cool."
    Star: "What in the fuck are you even talking about? Are you insane?"

    • @ckorp666
      @ckorp666 3 года назад +329

      or jerma asking star a question and neurotically shushing him when he tries to answer

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 3 года назад +119

      Jerma literally said for ster to have completely different opinions of him to fully balance out the stream

    • @lorbbrol9976
      @lorbbrol9976 3 года назад +4

      When did he say that? I watched the vid 2 times now, timestamp pls?

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 3 года назад +32

      @@lorbbrol9976 7:09

    • @BallstinkBaron
      @BallstinkBaron 3 года назад +50

      @@lorbbrol9976 jerma moment

  • @Avossk
    @Avossk 3 года назад +799

    Wait are these the two streamers who were locked in a neverending conflict going back and forth with two struggling forces

    • @homesquared
      @homesquared 3 года назад +83

      You see it's about a back and forth between *TWO STRUGGLING FORCES*

    • @generalgrievous92
      @generalgrievous92 3 года назад +75

      Also known as JERMA VS STAR, JERMA VS STAR EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPEN

    • @VengyDengy
      @VengyDengy 3 года назад +20

      Jerma vs Star Jerma vs Star!!

    • @nishikomiya8505
      @nishikomiya8505 3 года назад +3

      I love your profile pic!

    • @fnutek3720
      @fnutek3720 3 года назад +4

      They once fought in the youtube universe. Their powers were in perfect balance so their equal strength ended up resetting the universe. And now we are in the universe where jerma is a catboy streamer. Except hes still arguing.

  • @grubbie8614
    @grubbie8614 3 года назад +325

    Holy shit, a stream where they try to recreate old videos would be a fucking disaster. I love it.

  • @RhyHello
    @RhyHello 3 года назад +355

    "I Hate anything that happens on earth" God I fucking love these guys

  • @SuperRitz44
    @SuperRitz44 3 года назад +134

    Just like someone im chat said, Aristotle and Plato stream

  • @aIasdair
    @aIasdair 3 года назад +272

    i love the sound of black panthers leather daddy suit

    • @partyrocker
      @partyrocker 3 года назад +1

      hiii

    • @yiff
      @yiff 3 года назад +18

      This is the kind of comment you'd only see on a Jerma comments section

  • @featherycoffee1401
    @featherycoffee1401 3 года назад +355

    Thats is a great Christian Bale cosplay Jerma

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 3 года назад +17

      spoilers:
      you know the ending when it's not sure if he actually killed any one jerma life is actually what he's been doing the entire movie

  • @xtdycxtfuv9353
    @xtdycxtfuv9353 3 года назад +456

    jerma is good alone but when he's with STAR_ it's like that scene from ratatouille where remy tries the foods together and it's wayy better

    • @brandonmorel2658
      @brandonmorel2658 3 года назад +15

      So Stur is the rat and Jerma is the small guy manager who is the real hero of the movie?

    • @Leto_0
      @Leto_0 3 года назад +41

      @@brandonmorel2658 He's talking about combining cheese and strawberry

    • @joeyoutube3961
      @joeyoutube3961 3 года назад +1

      Fuck no lmao. Star is annoying as shit

    • @brandonmorel2658
      @brandonmorel2658 3 года назад +1

      @@Leto_0 I forgot about that scene, have anyone actually tried that?

    • @brandonmorel2658
      @brandonmorel2658 3 года назад +31

      @@joeyoutube3961 I personally enjoy his banter, I imagine the duo as a kind of Mike and Dave from Civil Protection series but both are fucking insane.

  • @LLPTV
    @LLPTV 3 года назад +236

    "You get into these, like, fits, and you think people get it."
    That is Jerma in a nutshell.

    • @Apollyna
      @Apollyna 3 года назад +12

      6:07 , for posterity

  • @frankcasella423
    @frankcasella423 3 года назад +291

    21:12 he's so short he's brainwashed himself into thinking your height includes shoes :(

  • @somerandomname3124
    @somerandomname3124 3 года назад +598

    Why does Jerma look like a Bond villain with his hair like that.

  • @Gabri_Lovecraft
    @Gabri_Lovecraft 3 года назад +88

    This might be one of my new favorite Jerma videos because I can imagine so vividly in my head Jerma and Star in a movie theater talking away as everyone is visibly upset at them, with just a giant trail of smoke from their cigarettes

  • @wealthybone2990
    @wealthybone2990 3 года назад +884

    Why almost everytime he watches E3 or something equivalent to that he needs his hair slicked back like that? 😂

    • @raspymorten
      @raspymorten 3 года назад +248

      He needs to be more villanous.

    • @nou1178
      @nou1178 3 года назад +60

      He needs that 90s evil ceo look

    • @barf1054
      @barf1054 3 года назад +119

      He takes his yearly shower

    • @нико-р2х
      @нико-р2х 3 года назад +10

      @@nou1178 He looks like the villain of a 90s low budget action movie.

    • @Tokiko
      @Tokiko 3 года назад +21

      He’s the boss of a company. Make sure to look at the levels on his coffee mug.

  • @DrTacoPHD665
    @DrTacoPHD665 3 года назад +175

    The implication that Jerma and Star have a relationship like Mr and Mrs. Incredible is deeply disturbing but probably an apt description.

  • @allthenamesiwantedweretaken
    @allthenamesiwantedweretaken Год назад +8

    This is like if the two old geezers from the muppets had a movie.

  • @2toothsome
    @2toothsome 3 года назад +133

    when someone brings up shoes regarding their height you know they're not only shorter than they claim, but are extremely terrified of anyone knowing how short they really are

  • @TheGreenlark
    @TheGreenlark 3 года назад +70

    I like how they said they wanted to save talking for the break. But then kept talking until the break then they didn't have anything to talk about lmao

  • @travisdickens4304
    @travisdickens4304 3 года назад +67

    Its like they aren't even in a call with each other, they are just acting on a loose script they agreed upon before the stream.

  • @g.d.8065
    @g.d.8065 3 года назад +404

    He so completely misunderstood that Ster was talking about sitting on the floor with his legs flat (not in a chair), it's hard to believe it wasn't willful.

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 года назад +51

      He is that rare breed of human being that can be accidentally-wilfully-ignorant.

    • @krebgurfson5732
      @krebgurfson5732 3 года назад +64

      no no no, the box is chair shaped but it's not a chair. they both understand the situation, you don't. star saying he can put his face to the ground requires insane flexibility. jermas mind obviously jumped to someone performing autofelacio, most likely his chat spamming it.

    • @ThePaperKhan
      @ThePaperKhan 3 года назад

      @@jeremytitus9519 this unfortunately relates to me a lot sometimes.

    • @waffleless
      @waffleless 3 года назад +27

      I thought Ster was saying he could do it while standing up.

    • @hollyfelis4197
      @hollyfelis4197 3 года назад +5

      are you saying you don't think someone can zuck their own zick without being in a chair?

  • @kirbyjinet302
    @kirbyjinet302 3 года назад +105

    Friendly reminder they kept this running joke of being against each other completly for 3 hours.

    • @ccda3324
      @ccda3324 2 года назад +43

      more like 7 years honestly

  • @Alistocrat
    @Alistocrat 3 года назад +134

    Jerma and Star are like an old married couple who know exactly how to push eachothers buttons and are constantly on the verge of divorce.

  • @names6494
    @names6494 3 года назад +359

    oh my god i fucking pray that the "remastering an old video" idea isnt something that just gets thrown out and then tossed to the side... i want that sooooo bad

    • @razzledazzle1683
      @razzledazzle1683 3 года назад +6

      Bald Streamer could act the Sweet Genius so well

    • @Smung
      @Smung 3 года назад +22

      There's no way in hell they will do jerma is mad pt. 3
      that would suck ass and I would watch it

    • @ash_1687
      @ash_1687 3 года назад +26

      @@Smung but will boo be in the call?

    • @Stak0
      @Stak0 3 года назад +4

      I would actually love to see some remastered GTA IV Online videos

    • @TheOneAndOnlyZeno
      @TheOneAndOnlyZeno 2 года назад +10

      Half a year later and they didn't bother - sorry to say
      - from the future.

  • @1989TS..
    @1989TS.. 3 года назад +130

    Omfg I love ster so damn much. He is the only person who gets on jermas level and wins.

  • @nothing4mepls973
    @nothing4mepls973 3 года назад +73

    They play really well off each other, star is really quick-witted and can react to Jerma's tangents extremely fast.

  • @taylordice823
    @taylordice823 3 года назад +292

    Jerma seriesly has the biggest double standards with his friends, listening to him talk over the cutscenes while star is dead silent and then have him yell at star the second he says anything during the cutscenes is just the most Jerma thing.

    • @AJellieDonut
      @AJellieDonut 3 года назад +147

      He literally asks him a question and then tells him to be quiet when he answers it. He's an absolute madman.

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy 2 года назад +9

      Hypocrite Andy

    • @swaggerdagger8976
      @swaggerdagger8976 2 года назад

      @@TurbopropPuppy Hypocrite Harry

    • @internalizedhappyness9774
      @internalizedhappyness9774 2 года назад

      @@TurbopropPuppy No!
      Aging Andy!

  • @SeedyZ
    @SeedyZ 3 года назад +92

    24:07 Someone in the discord posted a stick figure drawing of what Jerma was thinking and I have never seen a message get +2'd so fast in my life.

    • @RegularCody
      @RegularCody 3 года назад +4

      I've heard the term a few times, what does +2'd mean?

    • @M0nkey4365
      @M0nkey4365 3 года назад +28

      @@RegularCody when jerma makes a joke people do "+2" or "-2" whether if the joke was good or bad

    • @ComSeal
      @ComSeal 3 года назад +51

      @@RegularCody if you want to know exactly where it came from: it comes from an old Jerma and Etalyx stream where they tried to beat a game in only a few hours. But everytime they made a good joke they got 2 more minutes and everytime they made a bad joke they lost time.

    • @33screamingfrogs34
      @33screamingfrogs34 3 года назад +3

      @@ComSeal OH i thought it had something to do with the sims

    • @ConstipatedLlama
      @ConstipatedLlama 3 года назад +4

      @@ComSeal the game was kane & lynch 2 btw

  • @kriegerdrako
    @kriegerdrako 3 года назад +76

    Local streamer "gained a lot of weight", proceeds to silence best friend for having practiced yoga.

  • @cyberbug578
    @cyberbug578 3 года назад +39

    Jermas smile when star compliments him makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside

  • @Tulip_bip
    @Tulip_bip 3 года назад +254

    if star and jerma made a podcast together, i'd watch it religiously

  • @imBailout
    @imBailout 3 года назад +119

    slime rancher 2 has huge implications for the jermaverse

  • @annasanchez5877
    @annasanchez5877 3 года назад +370

    everyone saying ster is annoying just doesnt understand. hes from boston, this is what those people are like.

    • @tam-tam7098
      @tam-tam7098 3 года назад +130

      He's a card counter, he got banned from tournaments

    • @failedsocialexperiment2382
      @failedsocialexperiment2382 3 года назад +10

      @@tam-tam7098 I never understood why using cognitive abilities can get you banned, I would think using the mind like that would be fair and not bad.

    • @tam-tam7098
      @tam-tam7098 3 года назад +44

      @@failedsocialexperiment2382 Because it means you have a chance other than luck to make money, and casinos aren't a big fan of that. I'm not sure about card games, but I know slots are rigged heavily against you. It's fair for sure, but that's why it's banned.

    • @ILikeToLaughAtYou
      @ILikeToLaughAtYou 3 года назад +2

      Can confirm this is what we’re like.

    • @marmotman151
      @marmotman151 3 года назад +21

      If you follow the lore, you'd know that Ster's journey began in New Jersey.

  • @thrian4617
    @thrian4617 3 года назад +49

    Its so funny when jerma is having one of his fits with a semi normal person with him.

  • @billdobbing1999
    @billdobbing1999 3 года назад +73

    Jerma trying to shut star up like anyone came to just watch E3 which is essentially just watching ads

  • @hollyfelis4197
    @hollyfelis4197 3 года назад +45

    37:14
    Wacky Voice: *_"AMONG US????"_*
    Jerma: "I like this game now."

  • @chikupa
    @chikupa 3 года назад +25

    this entire video just sounds like both of their streams are open in different tabs

  • @NotOnLand
    @NotOnLand 2 года назад +150

    Jerma saying he's 160 lbs and "fat guy" means he's either way shorter than he says or he has serious body image problems

    • @ccda3324
      @ccda3324 2 года назад +48

      probably the latter. Jerma is a very fit looking dude and Twitch chat, especially Jerma's, is very toxic so it's probably not doing wonders for his self image in general let alone body image.

    • @Mort-ko7lj
      @Mort-ko7lj 2 года назад +45

      He’s actually 6 inches tall, and just always appears on camera sideways to appear taller

    • @junezdollhouse
      @junezdollhouse Год назад +13

      @@ccda3324 yeah, ive seen people make a lot of mean comments about his image under the guise of jokes. it kinda makes me sad cus hes not bad looking in the slightest, but his twitch chat has this whole idea in their head that they can say whatever they want to him just because theyre a fan

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster Год назад +3

      ​@@junezdollhouseI'm 250 lbs and the same height. I could never be a streamer, my skin isn't that thick

    • @meyague
      @meyague 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@junezdollhouse leave it to the "hard fans" not to understand the limit between playful banter and outright harassment. that's why I'm so happy he's soft retiring, I love him and his content but he needs to stay away from such a toxic audience

  • @dezzy2357
    @dezzy2357 3 года назад +127

    If they actually remastered an old video I want to see the Diablo video where Star just annoyed Jerma with the witch doctor for like 20 minutes.

  • @kastang1444
    @kastang1444 3 года назад +20

    That entire "nose on the ground" conversation was my favourite part of the video

  • @atozisnotme
    @atozisnotme 3 года назад +18

    36:21
    Ster: "they're fucking up that cube"
    My mind immediately went to:"SQUAAAARES, KILL THE SQUAAAAARES-THEYRE MORE LIKE HEXAGONS, BUT I DONT CAAAARE"

  • @CruisinBen
    @CruisinBen 3 года назад +112

    This was the horniest stream ever, so good

    • @mayo_d
      @mayo_d 3 года назад +27

      help this comment made me spit out my milk

    • @ThePaperKhan
      @ThePaperKhan 3 года назад +32

      @@mayo_d You want some "ice" with your "milk?"

    • @haloman6477
      @haloman6477 3 года назад +25

      @@ThePaperKhan who the fuck puts “ice” in “milk”

    • @yungquagton
      @yungquagton 3 года назад +26

      guys it's an "emergency" does anyone have "paypal"

    • @mayo_d
      @mayo_d 3 года назад +11

      What the fuck are these comments i was drinking CHOCOLATE MILK.

  • @markrossiter3456
    @markrossiter3456 3 года назад +22

    while they were talking about ster being able to put his head between his legs I literally did it.

  • @Kali_io
    @Kali_io 3 года назад +150

    Jerma and star are honestly a great duo

    • @ThePhantom4516
      @ThePhantom4516 3 года назад +18

      they have been for the last decade

    • @joeyoutube3961
      @joeyoutube3961 3 года назад

      Nope. Jerma is great. Star is annoying as shit

    • @gamblerofrats
      @gamblerofrats 3 года назад +14

      @@joeyoutube3961 It's high brow, he's not being annoying for the sake of it

    • @RedzeeTV
      @RedzeeTV 3 года назад +23

      @@joeyoutube3961 14

    • @user-yk9sz9mh1t
      @user-yk9sz9mh1t 3 года назад +17

      @@joeyoutube3961 -2

  • @Akleroth
    @Akleroth 3 года назад +48

    Star's idea about remaking their videos could only appeal to Jerma. It's just insane enough for him to consider it.

  • @phillipsurname6993
    @phillipsurname6993 3 года назад +13

    I somehow opened this video twice, heard Star and Jerma Echo and duped up and just assumed they were doing it for a bit... for 8 minutes

  • @tchellyng
    @tchellyng 3 года назад +26

    I can't decide whether it would be enjoyable to hang out with this two or if it would be a fucking nightmare.

  • @snafu_vfx
    @snafu_vfx 3 года назад +22

    Jerma985 and STAR_ were one of my favorite duos from way back, genuinely makes me so glad to see them back making content together

  • @vespertilio-ver
    @vespertilio-ver 3 года назад +24

    Jerma and Star are the Waldorf and Statler of gaming events; two cranky old men who are constantly heckling the main show, yet somehow being the best part of it

  • @maxcleghorn
    @maxcleghorn 3 года назад +141

    you should've grabbed the unmuted parts of sters stream.

    • @chuckbatmangaming
      @chuckbatmangaming 3 года назад +64

      Yeah I was kinda hoping Ster's rant about furries would be in here from his stream and then be interrupted by Jerma saying "what are you talking about"

    • @vinnysuperg123
      @vinnysuperg123 3 года назад +70

      Ok honestly that didnt cross my mind while editing this and now Im pissed I didnt.

    • @knightogourd
      @knightogourd 3 года назад +8

      @@vinnysuperg123 Cryig now

    • @GabrielShitposting
      @GabrielShitposting 3 года назад +10

      @@vinnysuperg123 literally unwatchable, _GOD_

    • @John-yr1ww
      @John-yr1ww 3 года назад

      is there a link to those bits anywhere?

  • @lupos2000
    @lupos2000 3 года назад +25

    Every "stream watching" stream is a "villain hair" stream.

  • @friedchickenUSA
    @friedchickenUSA 3 года назад +16

    jerma and star are the cranky commentator guys from the muppets

  • @RobotLover696
    @RobotLover696 3 года назад +105

    Jerma jerma jerma contENNTTTT

  • @Leto_0
    @Leto_0 4 месяца назад +3

    10:01 Preach Ster 🙌
    Too many game studios are making games with like 2 hours of content and making you repeat it over and over, either to unlock the real game or to "learn" game mechanics that they intentionally don't teach the player
    Kingdoms is the best example of this I know. I'm gonna say 90% of your time is wasted in that game. The gameplay is super basic and forcibly drawn out by making you run back and forth. It doesn't explain anything. Your campaign (not just run) can end either suddenly or painfully slowly. You might spend 2-6 hours on the "campaign" just to lose over some game mechanic that was never explained.
    And they straight up lie and call it a "roguelike" because the fuckin trees and rocks on a 2D side scroller will be in slightly different places, and because the game has semi-permadeath to artificially extend playtime.
    I was so mad about that shit I made it so the entire dev company won't be recommended to me on steam

  • @debotoxgod6878
    @debotoxgod6878 3 года назад +14

    im loving to see these two back together. shit makes me feel like a kid again

  • @-thechocoholic-7604
    @-thechocoholic-7604 3 года назад +11

    5:45 So glad to see Jerma on the big screen! Look forward to playing your game, man!

  • @TheIncandescentOne
    @TheIncandescentOne 3 года назад +145

    fun insider streamer facts:
    I am deathly afraid of god's judgement of my sins

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 года назад +19

      fun insider deity facts:
      God’s punishments while severe are often crazy ironic and clever and when you stand before his judgment the final nature of your torment might surprise you 😉

    • @radiofish5649
      @radiofish5649 3 года назад +7

      Yet his Son died for your sins, taking your judgment for you. Believe and take the gift of eternal life that is given to you freely.

  • @shunyat9023
    @shunyat9023 3 года назад +13

    6:48 That synced well.

  • @razzledazzle1683
    @razzledazzle1683 3 года назад +13

    your reaction to the Guardians of the Galaxy game is 'I love spider-man'
    fuckin perfect

  • @dragonxlink
    @dragonxlink 2 года назад +18

    That part where Jerma mimics Star by lip syncing his rant kills me every time.

  • @EyelessJackOfficial
    @EyelessJackOfficial 3 года назад +13

    42:31 Holy shit. I felt Jerma's reaction there through my entire body. Like I felt how brilliant that was and I would love to see it

  • @D-03181
    @D-03181 Год назад +4

    21:22 I can't believe he actually said 2 quarters instead of "and a half", just so it sound like its taller than it is lmao

  • @WheelchairBilly
    @WheelchairBilly 3 года назад +21

    This is the most Boston conversation ever

  • @gibustheinfamous
    @gibustheinfamous 3 года назад +30

    10:16 This was such a funny bit to me I slapped my leg so hard it caused lasting pain. Thanks Jerma

  • @blueberrybeyblade
    @blueberrybeyblade 3 месяца назад +3

    ive done that exact deodorant thing before im glad he said something

  • @jamesevans141
    @jamesevans141 3 года назад +9

    It warms my heart to see the two of them still banting back and forth after all these years. These clowns were a huge part of my childhood and shaped how I laugh to this day.
    Love to see them together

  • @heyych1928
    @heyych1928 3 года назад +113

    Old man with dementia stuck in the 1900's with his haircut. His sschizophrenic behaviour causes him to talk to this made up character "Star"

  • @DocJamesH
    @DocJamesH 3 года назад +4

    I'm just glad they got together for this. E3 is just a gamer pep-rally, and they capture that so well with the commentary.

  • @tranquilbean51
    @tranquilbean51 3 года назад +14

    he doesnt like the space theme because he doesnt like his role as the sus guy

  • @Silver-Arrow
    @Silver-Arrow 3 года назад +20

    so the A tier celebrity that watches jerma was STAR all along

  • @kovlovka
    @kovlovka 3 года назад +23

    I want Jerma and Star to talk over everything I watch

  • @The_Moe_Szyslak_Exp_feat_Homer
    @The_Moe_Szyslak_Exp_feat_Homer 3 года назад +59

    Jerma and Star are the Beavis and Butthead of this generation.

  • @madmanmax120
    @madmanmax120 3 года назад +9

    Seeing the two boys bantering never gets old

  • @sirleopold2378
    @sirleopold2378 Год назад +6

    When they got to the bit about star's flexibility i said "oh that's easy" and immediately slammed my face into the ground (bed) like an ostrich so yea im pretty sure it's possible

  • @lifeofwazi
    @lifeofwazi 3 года назад +65

    God damn that hairstyle is killing me

    • @jamespeck8694
      @jamespeck8694 3 года назад +4

      He's killing it

    • @нико-р2х
      @нико-р2х 3 года назад

      It doesn't make sense, it just doesn't.

    • @TheEthanGamer
      @TheEthanGamer 3 года назад +6

      @@jamespeck8694 I don't doubt that jerma's killed lots before with that hair.

    • @fuze9458
      @fuze9458 3 года назад +1

      He strikes me as the type of man who tans at salon

  • @jonahmudlaff6576
    @jonahmudlaff6576 3 года назад +27

    Sterma and Jar cannot shut up? I've never clicked faster.

  • @dotquack1
    @dotquack1 Год назад +2

    29:05 this part is always so heartwarming to watch

  • @dynasty2428
    @dynasty2428 3 года назад +8

    Imagine them both being in a court hearing and them trying to commentate what's going on but just deviating with random or normal conversations towards each other.

  • @hulax9858
    @hulax9858 2 года назад +5

    Jerma with slicked back hair looks like a rich bad guy with 10 diffrent sports cars

  • @Vitorio582
    @Vitorio582 3 года назад +118

    I don't get why Jerma wanted them to be silent during the trailers. If people wanna watch the trailers by themselves they could just watch the E3 Twitch channel

    • @ecapsdira
      @ecapsdira 3 года назад +108

      for the running gag where they wont actually be silent during the trailers

    • @sycamorph
      @sycamorph 3 года назад +27

      I think a lot of the time people want the streamer to silently watch the trailer and discuss what they just saw only after the trailer. Basically fill the time between trailers.

  • @xX_JGGJ_Xx
    @xX_JGGJ_Xx 3 года назад +8

    so star´s flexibility broke jerma´s grasp on reality lmao

  • @noblenobull8484
    @noblenobull8484 3 года назад +5

    I appreciate the mystery science theater 3000 thumbnail.

  • @Leto_0
    @Leto_0 4 месяца назад +1

    42:30 Pretty sure we're all still waiting for this

  • @bengraupera3098
    @bengraupera3098 3 года назад +12

    god I love these two together

  • @kaesiegril9987
    @kaesiegril9987 3 года назад +15

    This stream literally reminded me how funny star is at patronizing jerma.